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Even if you think AI search could be good, it won’t be good

TONIGHT (May 15), I'm in NORTH HOLLYWOOD for a screening of STEPHANIE KELTON'S FINDING THE MONEY; FRIDAY (May 17), I'm at the INTERNET ARCHIVE in SAN FRANCISCO to keynote the 10th anniversary of the AUTHORS ALLIANCE.
The big news in search this week is that Google is continuing its transition to "AI search" – instead of typing in search terms and getting links to websites, you'll ask Google a question and an AI will compose an answer based on things it finds on the web:
https://blog.google/products/search/generative-ai-google-search-may-2024/
Google bills this as "let Google do the googling for you." Rather than searching the web yourself, you'll delegate this task to Google. Hidden in this pitch is a tacit admission that Google is no longer a convenient or reliable way to retrieve information, drowning as it is in AI-generated spam, poorly labeled ads, and SEO garbage:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/03/keyword-swarming/#site-reputation-abuse
Googling used to be easy: type in a query, get back a screen of highly relevant results. Today, clicking the top links will take you to sites that paid for placement at the top of the screen (rather than the sites that best match your query). Clicking further down will get you scams, AI slop, or bulk-produced SEO nonsense.
AI-powered search promises to fix this, not by making Google search results better, but by having a bot sort through the search results and discard the nonsense that Google will continue to serve up, and summarize the high quality results.
Now, there are plenty of obvious objections to this plan. For starters, why wouldn't Google just make its search results better? Rather than building a LLM for the sole purpose of sorting through the garbage Google is either paid or tricked into serving up, why not just stop serving up garbage? We know that's possible, because other search engines serve really good results by paying for access to Google's back-end and then filtering the results:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/04/teach-me-how-to-shruggie/#kagi
Another obvious objection: why would anyone write the web if the only purpose for doing so is to feed a bot that will summarize what you've written without sending anyone to your webpage? Whether you're a commercial publisher hoping to make money from advertising or subscriptions, or – like me – an open access publisher hoping to change people's minds, why would you invite Google to summarize your work without ever showing it to internet users? Nevermind how unfair that is, think about how implausible it is: if this is the way Google will work in the future, why wouldn't every publisher just block Google's crawler?
A third obvious objection: AI is bad. Not morally bad (though maybe morally bad, too!), but technically bad. It "hallucinates" nonsense answers, including dangerous nonsense. It's a supremely confident liar that can get you killed:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/sep/01/mushroom-pickers-urged-to-avoid-foraging-books-on-amazon-that-appear-to-be-written-by-ai
The promises of AI are grossly oversold, including the promises Google makes, like its claim that its AI had discovered millions of useful new materials. In reality, the number of useful new materials Deepmind had discovered was zero:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/23/maximal-plausibility/#reverse-centaurs
This is true of all of AI's most impressive demos. Often, "AI" turns out to be low-waged human workers in a distant call-center pretending to be robots:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/31/neural-interface-beta-tester/#tailfins
Sometimes, the AI robot dancing on stage turns out to literally be just a person in a robot suit pretending to be a robot:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/29/pay-no-attention/#to-the-little-man-behind-the-curtain
The AI video demos that represent "an existential threat to Hollywood filmmaking" turn out to be so cumbersome as to be practically useless (and vastly inferior to existing production techniques):
https://www.wheresyoured.at/expectations-versus-reality/
But let's take Google at its word. Let's stipulate that:
a) It can't fix search, only add a slop-filtering AI layer on top of it; and
b) The rest of the world will continue to let Google index its pages even if they derive no benefit from doing so; and
c) Google will shortly fix its AI, and all the lies about AI capabilities will be revealed to be premature truths that are finally realized.
AI search is still a bad idea. Because beyond all the obvious reasons that AI search is a terrible idea, there's a subtle – and incurable – defect in this plan: AI search – even excellent AI search – makes it far too easy for Google to cheat us, and Google can't stop cheating us.
Remember: enshittification isn't the result of worse people running tech companies today than in the years when tech services were good and useful. Rather, enshittification is rooted in the collapse of constraints that used to prevent those same people from making their services worse in service to increasing their profit margins:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/03/26/glitchbread/#electronic-shelf-tags
These companies always had the capacity to siphon value away from business customers (like publishers) and end-users (like searchers). That comes with the territory: digital businesses can alter their "business logic" from instant to instant, and for each user, allowing them to change payouts, prices and ranking. I call this "twiddling": turning the knobs on the system's back-end to make sure the house always wins:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/02/19/twiddler/
What changed wasn't the character of the leaders of these businesses, nor their capacity to cheat us. What changed was the consequences for cheating. When the tech companies merged to monopoly, they ceased to fear losing your business to a competitor.
Google's 90% search market share was attained by bribing everyone who operates a service or platform where you might encounter a search box to connect that box to Google. Spending tens of billions of dollars every year to make sure no one ever encounters a non-Google search is a cheaper way to retain your business than making sure Google is the very best search engine:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task
Competition was once a threat to Google; for years, its mantra was "competition is a click away." Today, competition is all but nonexistent.
Then the surveillance business consolidated into a small number of firms. Two companies dominate the commercial surveillance industry: Google and Meta, and they collude to rig the market:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_Blue
That consolidation inevitably leads to regulatory capture: shorn of competitive pressure, the companies that dominate the sector can converge on a single message to policymakers and use their monopoly profits to turn that message into policy:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/05/regulatory-capture/
This is why Google doesn't have to worry about privacy laws. They've successfully prevented the passage of a US federal consumer privacy law. The last time the US passed a federal consumer privacy law was in 1988. It's a law that bans video store clerks from telling the newspapers which VHS cassettes you rented:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_Privacy_Protection_Act
In Europe, Google's vast profits lets it fly an Irish flag of convenience, thus taking advantage of Ireland's tolerance for tax evasion and violations of European privacy law:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/15/finnegans-snooze/#dirty-old-town
Google doesn't fear competition, it doesn't fear regulation, and it also doesn't fear rival technologies. Google and its fellow Big Tech cartel members have expanded IP law to allow it to prevent third parties from reverse-engineer, hacking, or scraping its services. Google doesn't have to worry about ad-blocking, tracker blocking, or scrapers that filter out Google's lucrative, low-quality results:
https://locusmag.com/2020/09/cory-doctorow-ip/
Google doesn't fear competition, it doesn't fear regulation, it doesn't fear rival technology and it doesn't fear its workers. Google's workforce once enjoyed enormous sway over the company's direction, thanks to their scarcity and market power. But Google has outgrown its dependence on its workers, and lays them off in vast numbers, even as it increases its profits and pisses away tens of billions on stock buybacks:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/11/25/moral-injury/#enshittification
Google is fearless. It doesn't fear losing your business, or being punished by regulators, or being mired in guerrilla warfare with rival engineers. It certainly doesn't fear its workers.
Making search worse is good for Google. Reducing search quality increases the number of queries, and thus ads, that each user must make to find their answers:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/24/naming-names/#prabhakar-raghavan
If Google can make things worse for searchers without losing their business, it can make more money for itself. Without the discipline of markets, regulators, tech or workers, it has no impediment to transferring value from searchers and publishers to itself.
Which brings me back to AI search. When Google substitutes its own summaries for links to pages, it creates innumerable opportunities to charge publishers for preferential placement in those summaries.
This is true of any algorithmic feed: while such feeds are important – even vital – for making sense of huge amounts of information, they can also be used to play a high-speed shell-game that makes suckers out of the rest of us:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/11/for-you/#the-algorithm-tm
When you trust someone to summarize the truth for you, you become terribly vulnerable to their self-serving lies. In an ideal world, these intermediaries would be "fiduciaries," with a solemn (and legally binding) duty to put your interests ahead of their own:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/07/treacherous-computing/#rewilding-the-internet
But Google is clear that its first duty is to its shareholders: not to publishers, not to searchers, not to "partners" or employees.
AI search makes cheating so easy, and Google cheats so much. Indeed, the defects in AI give Google a readymade excuse for any apparent self-dealing: "we didn't tell you a lie because someone paid us to (for example, to recommend a product, or a hotel room, or a political point of view). Sure, they did pay us, but that was just an AI 'hallucination.'"
The existence of well-known AI hallucinations creates a zone of plausible deniability for even more enshittification of Google search. As Madeleine Clare Elish writes, AI serves as a "moral crumple zone":
https://estsjournal.org/index.php/ests/article/view/260
That's why, even if you're willing to believe that Google could make a great AI-based search, we can nevertheless be certain that they won't.
If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/05/15/they-trust-me-dumb-fucks/#ai-search
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Masterlist!
I'm Whispereons and I mainly write yandere Genshin Impact fics. The SAGAU is my long time obsession if it wasn't obvious.
For ease of convenience I will have this masterlist pinned with my works, taglist, and tags used on my blog.
Currently I don't have any rules to abide by. I enjoyed all the comments, reblogs, asks and submissions I received thus far!
Just a warning for anyone new, I advise you to make sure your blog has some form of personalization. Like a profile pic, a sentence saying hello in your bio or even just a single post saying you're human will do. It's to prevent you from getting the report and block combo when I do my spam/porn bot purges.
SAGAU works
Oracle!Reader - with my current editor @serpent-benediction (hopefully) fixing up the older chapters.
Followers Special: 1K
Inazuma:
City - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Sea - Part 6, Part 7, Part 8
Liyue:
City - Part 9, Part 10, Wilderness - Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18 City V2 - Part 19, Part 20, Part 21, Part 22, Part 23, Part 24, Part 25
(Don't judge my old works too harshly, I really was new at writing!)
Self-aware Genshin Impact Series (incomplete): Warmth, Screen, Team Player, Over This Shit
Oneshots - Another Drink, It's tough to be a God
Normal Yandere Genshin Impact:
Venti/Barbatoes x EOS!Reader: Planned, Protection or Possession?, Control
General Yandere Posts:
Male yandere x fem reader: Insecurity
Tags to use to navigate my posts!
#whisp's amateur work - all of my writing
#sagau oracle au - everything related to my oracle!reader (was implemented late so the first tag is more reliable)
#a whispered response - me answering asks/submissions
#whisp's collection - my personal collection of my fav authors, artists, and anything else. My mindless reblogs aren't tagged with anything to avoid cluttering the tag system.
#peering into the whisp - if I get personal asks, this is the tag I would use
If you regularly sends asks with some way to identify you then I usually give you a tag too.
My taglist for my Oracle!Reader:
If you are in italics, that means I couldn't tag you! That could be due to you being shadow banned or having your settings set to hide you from being searched. I will keep this master list updated with each new user, I truly don't mind tagging you all. It's honestly a nice feeling.
@vvyeislazzy, @nikqi, @the-dumber-scaramouche, @etherisy, @yourlocalstranger123, @ra404, @iruiji, @goldenglow149, @haru-tofuu, @lsleepysimpl, @bebobeboben, @yuyuzi-ling, @amidst-the-tempest, @resident-cryptid, @mxd1zzy, @mochicurls21, @nervouseaglelover, @thedevioussmirk, @yumuramma, @kwqsla, @undecidingfate, @ehjane, @game-savvy, @akiramirae, @liansh3ng, @fluffy-koalala, @formacoon, @sxftiebee, @khxii-i, @ursinaw, @chuuya-brainrot, @sweetbills, @kazuchaos, @snowfoxnix, @bluebelony, @shellofthewell, @pencil-of-ashes, @ghostlyintervention, @taiformaifoe, @goaudduck, @carminerin, @maddysflowers, @zenith-of-all-zenith, @crazydreamcat, @leafanonsforest, @grimreapersscythe, @leylanx, @sapphireknown, @help-whatdoimakemyusername
@zhonglisfruityass, @mer0n37, @victoria1676, @mochinessss, @sinnful-darling, @emilymikado, @pix-stuff, @esthelily, @luxie963, @emmbny, @starsofabundance, @kbar1013, @xxblackroses623xx, @chxrlxtteee, @aludicpoet, @yandematic, @atrcclovsxoxo, @0lshadyl0, @esthelily, @t-rex-red, @ck123, @steadybreadbluebird, @118gremlin, @stratonia, @time-shardz, @farelady-fate, @valeriele3, @francisnyx, @byakuren100, @waveto-earth, @flyingpansaurus, @silverstarred, @iamapotatoe, @ghosthii, @beloveddroplet, @uchihaeirin, @ibelieveinsleep, @idk098, @thefirstonetoeverlikemeback, @toramune, @haaaaaades, @horologiumwise, @melovaaaa, @alittletiredcry, @aphxdea, @atsukawolfcat, @desirabletravel, @pinkpainc, @eccedentesiast-sapphic, @yuyuzi-ling, @hyperfixationwhore
@juuuuuj101010, @avalordream, @kurayamioterasu, @tottybear, @koiikuno, @lynx-of-skies, @quacking-simp, @synthe4u, @kascar-chronicle, @hug4helios, @hug4helios, @silverstarred, @koiikuno, @ithoughtthinks, @remiivx, @lemonade7255, @melpomenelurks, @average-yandere-enjoyer, @mnhao, @fuji-sen, @altumsomnum, @hehothrowawayfae, @unofficialabortive, @magnum0pus2231, @xxnessinessiellexx, @multiliker, @intpessimistic, @kitsunelivesyet, @extremelytoastybread, @mercy-not-merci, @silvermoon617, @evaline-ethan, @fallintothechasm, @imgonnaeatthatglitter, @bunniotomia, @3noa3, @astro-stars, @beary-kalkus, @yourfavepookiebear, @original-person, @alexx197197, @dxprived4-starboys, @bunniotomia, @smokycoffe, @hydroarchon-furinaa, @armystaysatnct, @solunamare, @annememeist
#whisp's amateur work#a whispered response#sagau cult au#whisp's collection#peering into the whisp#official masterlist#For those wondering#The cat covering my blog is my dear Obsidian <3#if he dies#I may actually drop Tumblr#but that's not going to happen as he's young and a housecat#he's living all 18 years estimated#and WOW I didn't expect to have so many liyue chapters#There's just so many people in Liyue that it makes it long#How do ya'll read my stuff??? lol
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some etiquette tips for quotev migrants
If you enjoy a post (piece of art, text post, writing, gifset, etc) interact however you would have on quotev!
Reblogging is like reposting an activity, but with a permanent link to op, and you can add your own thoughts in the tags or on the post itself. Very nifty. It's that little 🔄 symbol at the bottom.
Likes are a good short-form validation, and also a way to save posts so you can find them again later.
Comments are good for sharing your thoughts without having the post on your account for whatever reason.
Tags are optional, but useful for both organization and extra commentary that will stay on your blog (unless someone likes your tags. Then they may copy/screenshot and add to the post, or copy them in their own tags.)
if you trigger tag something, don't censor the trigger. That will only make it harder for people who have that tag blocked to avoid it.
"Copying is ok" rules for tags don't apply to art; art is to be reblogged, not copy-pasted, unless given permission from the artist. It's also polite to credit an artist if you use their art for a header/pfp, and/or ask beforehand!
That said, gifs are free game pretty much, since they have built-in credit to whoever uploaded them.
When posting images it's helpful to use the alt text feature to add a description, or add one in the body of the post below or above the picture, since A; it's helpful for those who use screen readers, and B; sometimes pictures don't load and the description is sometimes vital to tell what the heck's going on, screenreader or no.
Ask boxes are for things you don't mind being publicly viewed; messages are for private discussions.
Anonymous asks are optional, meaning some people may have them turned off. Anon hate is unfortunately common and many people opt to avoid it.
Block and report bots on sight. Report for spam/bot violations; even if they're an nsfw bot, reporting for sexual content won't do anything to get rid of them. Bots are pretty recognizable when you know what to look for, as their blog will either be blank/have a insta model pfp and generic URL, or...be full of untagged porn.
Bots come in waves; there'll be a lot at once, then they'll die off to a handful, then eventually come back. It's a neverending battle!
You can block tags to avoid seeing content you don't like. To do this you go into "account" in the settings menu, and type whatever you wanna block in the content filters section.
Turn on timestamps! That way you can know if info is outdated, or just in general have a time frame for when something was made.
Block rather than argue. You'll be happier in the long run. Hell, even if someone just kinda gets on your nerves or yucks your yum, but especially if it's serious, since reporting does next to nothing and arguing just won't change someone who's stuck in their ways, and it's not your job to fix everyone who's wrong. Block their account and if you want, block their name on the filtered content. Chances are they won't even know or care so don't worry that it's rude.
Most of all, have fun!
That's all I can think of for now. My askbox is open if there are any questions!
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Technical SEO: How to Optimize Your Website for Search Engines
Introduction
Technical SEO plays a crucial role in ensuring that search engines can crawl, index, and rank your website effectively. While on-page SEO focuses on content and off-page SEO deals with backlinks, technical SEO is all about improving the backend structure, speed, and security of your website.
In this guide, we’ll explore key technical SEO optimizations to improve your website’s visibility on Google and other search engines.
1. What is Technical SEO?
Technical SEO refers to optimizing your website’s infrastructure to help search engines crawl and index your pages efficiently. It involves: ✅ Website speed optimization ✅ Mobile-friendliness ✅ Structured data implementation ✅ Fixing broken links and redirects ✅ XML sitemaps and robots.txt setup ✅ Secure and accessible website
Without strong technical SEO, even the best content may struggle to rank in search results.
2. Key Technical SEO Factors and Optimizations
1️⃣ Improve Website Speed & Performance
Google prioritizes fast-loading websites for a better user experience. To optimize your site speed:
✅ Use Google PageSpeed Insights to analyze your site’s speed.
✅ Optimize images using compression tools like TinyPNG or WebP.
✅ Enable browser caching and use Content Delivery Networks (CDNs).
✅ Minimize HTTP requests and reduce unnecessary JavaScript and CSS.
✅ Use lazy loading for images to speed up page loading.
⏩ Pro Tip: Websites should load in under 3 seconds for optimal performance.
2️⃣ Ensure Mobile-Friendliness
With mobile-first indexing, Google primarily uses the mobile version of your website for ranking. Make sure your site is:
✅ Responsive across different screen sizes.
✅ Uses readable fonts and properly sized touch elements.
✅ Avoids intrusive pop-ups that harm user experience.
✅ Uses Google’s Mobile-Friendly Test to check mobile performance.
📱 Pro Tip: Over 60% of Google searches come from mobile devices!
3️⃣ Optimize Crawlability & Indexing
Search engines need to crawl and index your site properly to rank it.
✅ Create and submit an XML sitemap to Google Search Console.
✅ Use a robots.txt file to block unnecessary pages from being crawled.
✅ Fix broken links and 404 errors with proper redirects.
✅ Use canonical tags to prevent duplicate content issues.
🔍 Pro Tip: Use Google Search Console’s URL Inspection Tool to check indexing status.
4️⃣ Implement Structured Data (Schema Markup)
Structured data helps search engines understand your content better and enhances rich snippets in search results.
✅ Use Schema.org markup for products, articles, events, FAQs, etc.
✅ Use Google’s Rich Results Test to validate structured data.
✅ Add Breadcrumb schema for better navigation in search results.
📊 Pro Tip: Structured data increases click-through rates (CTR) by improving how your pages appear in search results.
5️⃣ Improve URL Structure & Internal Linking
A well-organized URL structure makes your site easier to navigate.
✅ Use short, descriptive URLs (e.g., example.com/technical-seo-guide).
✅ Avoid dynamic URLs with excessive parameters.
✅ Use internal links to connect related pages and distribute authority.
✅ Ensure breadcrumb navigation is enabled.
🔗 Pro Tip: Internal linking helps users and search engines discover important pages on your site.
6️⃣ Secure Your Website (HTTPS & Security)
Website security is a ranking factor in Google’s algorithm.
✅ Use an SSL certificate (HTTPS) for secure browsing.
✅ Regularly check for malware and security vulnerabilities.
✅ Use CAPTCHA to prevent spam bots from affecting your site.
✅ Enable automatic backups for disaster recovery.
🔐 Pro Tip: Websites with HTTPS rank higher than HTTP sites!
7️⃣ Fix Duplicate Content Issues
Duplicate content can confuse search engines and impact rankings.
✅ Use canonical tags (rel="canonical") for duplicate pages.
✅ Avoid publishing the same content across multiple pages.
✅ Use 301 redirects to merge duplicate URLs.
📌 Pro Tip: Use tools like Screaming Frog SEO Spider to detect duplicate content.
3. How to Audit Your Website for Technical SEO Issues?
Use these SEO tools to find and fix technical issues:
🔍 Google Search Console — Checks indexing, crawl errors, and structured data. ⚡ Google PageSpeed Insights — Analyzes site speed and performance. 📱 Google Mobile-Friendly Test — Ensures your site is optimized for mobile. 🔗 Screaming Frog SEO Spider — Finds broken links and duplicate content. 📊 Ahrefs & SEMrush — Perform in-depth technical SEO audits.
4. Conclusion: Why Technical SEO Matters
Technical SEO is the foundation of a high-ranking website. Without proper speed, mobile-friendliness, structured data, and security, your site may not perform well in search engines.
By implementing these technical SEO optimizations, you can: ✅ Improve website performance and user experience. ✅ Help search engines crawl and index your site efficiently. ✅ Increase organic rankings and traffic.
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Account Gone?! Why Instagram Might Disable Your Profile Few things are more frustrating for Instagram users than waking up to a disabled account, especially when it seems to have happened for no reason. Whether you’re an influencer, business owner, or casual user, having your profile locked can feel like a personal crisis. But why does Instagram do this? And more importantly, how can you get your account back? Let’s break it down in this beginner-friendly guide. Why Does Instagram Disable Accounts? Instagram has strict community guidelines and terms of use, which it enforces to maintain a safe and respectful environment. Here are some common reasons why accounts might be disabled: Violation of Community Guidelines Posting inappropriate or explicit content. Engaging in hate speech, harassment, or promoting violence. Spamming or Automated Activity Using bots for likes, follows, or comments. Excessive activity that appears unnatural. Impersonation or Fake Accounts Creating fake profiles or impersonating someone else. Reported by Other Users Accounts flagged for suspicious or harmful behavior. Unclear or Mistaken Reasons Sometimes, errors in Instagram’s algorithm can result in wrongful account suspensions. What to Do If Your Instagram Account Is Disabled Step 1: Check for an Email Notification Instagram usually sends an email if your account is disabled, explaining the reason. Check your inbox and spam folders for any communication. Step 2: Use the “Appeal” Process Open Instagram and log in with your credentials. Follow the on-screen instructions to submit an appeal if prompted. Provide honest details about your account and why you believe the disabling was a mistake. Step 3: Visit the Help Center Go to Instagram’s Help Center (https://help.instagram.com/) Navigate to “My Instagram Account Was Deactivated” and fill out the form to request a review. How to Submit a Strong Appeal Be Polite and Honest: Explain your case clearly without blaming Instagram. Provide Evidence: Attach screenshots or proof to show you didn’t violate any guidelines. Act Quickly: Submit your appeal as soon as possible to improve your chances of recovery. Tips for Preventing Account Disabling Follow Community Guidelines Familiarize yourself with Instagram’s rules (Community Guidelines) to avoid accidental violations. Avoid Third-Party Tools Refrain from using apps or bots to grow your account. Verify Your Account Add a verified phone number and email to enhance your account’s credibility. Post Original Content Avoid plagiarizing or reposting content without proper credits. Monitor Account Activity Be cautious of who has access to your account to avoid unauthorized actions. Common Myths About Disabled Instagram Accounts Myth: Instagram Always Warns You Before Disabling Fact: Instagram doesn’t always issue warnings before disabling an account. Myth: Disabled Accounts Are Gone Forever Fact: Many accounts are recoverable through the appeal process. Myth: Only Big Accounts Are Targeted Fact: Instagram’s algorithm applies to all users, regardless of follower count. Myth: You Can Create a New Account to Fix It Fact: Creating multiple accounts could lead to a permanent ban. How Long Does It Take to Recover a Disabled Account? Recovery time varies. Appeals can take anywhere from 24 hours to several weeks, depending on the complexity of your case and Instagram’s response time. Patience is key during this process. What If Your Appeal Is Rejected? If Instagram denies your appeal, you can: Try Submitting Again: Sometimes a second or third appeal may yield a different result. Seek Help from Instagram Support: Reach out to their support team through social media or other channels. Consult Legal Advice: In extreme cases where significant business or personal loss is involved, legal intervention may help.
Why This Happens to Even the Best Users It’s important to remember that Instagram’s algorithm isn’t perfect. Even accounts that diligently follow the rules can be flagged mistakenly. Don’t take it personally—focus on resolving the issue and learning from the experience. Conclusion Having your Instagram account disabled without reason can be a stressful experience, but it’s not the end of the road. By understanding the possible causes and taking proactive steps, you can recover your account and prevent future issues. Stay informed, follow the guidelines, and remember: Instagram is a dynamic platform where occasional glitches happen. With patience and persistence, you’ll be back to posting and scrolling in no time!
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sep 27
Not to say we aren't used to taking a car to the dealer to get fixed but the smothering unit was trying to figure out how we'd get back home and then go to pick it up when it was done and the idea of a curtesy car never registered. FFS we're going to the nearest to us dealer for that very reason.
So, chat if you can help me pay that bill... I have access to a blessing that has pretty much been just for the car's expenses. Long time listeners will know that even when I was homeless I never asked for money. I don't have anything against asking for help when it was needed, at that time I didn't need it and I don't like the idea of pushing my limits with things.
It's also not my job to fund your life style. Get out of my inbox spam e-beggar I'm reporting you faster than the corn bots.
I also have a very good memory of everyone who wasn't any help and would be petty enough to tell a few someones to their faces that they couldn't help get us to the grocery store, doctor, or laundromat when we didn't have a car so why should we help you now? Especially looking at a couple of people other members of the household let leech off of us to the point of sleeping in our home. And some blood relatives.
But anyhoo the check engine light came on yesterday, the reader at the car parts store said it's emissions related, who wants a cat convertor for Maibon?, or a gasket or whatever. My guardian angel got a letter relating to lemon laws and the exact model vehicle we drive, letter goes back and we're calling the law firm.
And now to ponder if I can make a doll of Xavier's grandson or I'm expected to buy one. Haven't thought much about the screen play I wrote for my Dominion War husband to play Xavier in years. Satan help me if we ever cross paths, I call him my Dominion War Husband out loud, and have to explain it to him. (adjective) His First Name would be easier as I have quite a few people with that first name in my life and I have to tell them apart somehow.
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Psst, guys, the files are up and available. I'm just saying this because I've had several new followers who have never requested a single movie. Do grab them, as I am not going to live forever and streaming links keep on dying. Plus, the only files of films like Der Mann... and Husar on YouTube and such are either incomplete or made seasickness-inducing with horrid wobbly filters to dodge copyright bots, even if they should be in the public domain. Maybe this is a generation thing, what with us Internet veterans being more prone to hoarding files because we've seen so many sites rise and fall, taking millions of precious files with them, but it's always worth it to have copies of your own, on your own hard drive(s). Just drop me an ask and I'll let you have the passwords.
Also, do let me know if any of the links on the masterpost (on LJ, not the old Tumblr one that still gets circulated here, but which is unfixable due to Tumblr being Tumblr) are broken. I'll be sure to fix them accordingly! 👍
P.S. If you need to contact me personally over something Connie-related, please do so via asks, or comments somewhere on one of my blogs or whatever (I have free Pillowfort invites and LJ accepts Facebook, Blogger etc. credentials for comments). Ao3 is for discussing the fics at hand. Even on Ao3 (where I screen all comments before publishing) you can just ask if I can contact you elsewhere and leave your email or Discord etc., and I won't reveal your comment to anyone if you ask me to do so. (You wouldn't believe how many people leave me marathon messages about something personal on there, stuff that's got nothing to do with the fics. Context. Please. 🤦🏼♀️) But leaving an ask here is quickest. Note that Tumblr destroys links and addresses in messages, and may kill them on sight due to spam precautions, but it's a start anyway.
P.P.S. I *am* actively posting new Connies on Pillowfort, but have needed to make my posts members-only because of trolls and ruthless narcissists who just repost tons of other people's scans and such (from movies they've never seen) because they look ~Goffick~ and they're hungry for attention. Don't feed their egomania. Genuine fans--who work on this stuff to simply get the material/knowledge of this amazing guy out there--aren't seeking fame or recognition as "No.1 Fan of X," don't slap their names on others' scans, don't try to hijack him for their (gender/sexuality or otherwise) politics or religions, and are fine with basic credit/reblogging and such. If I ask for credit and appropriate times and places for contacting myself or anyone else, it's because those things are the kind of basic courtesy, consideration and reason we should be exercising everywhere and in general. It's Connie himself who's the most important thing here, not fan egos.
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Operation #FreeCharlieBrown
So Imma need all my mutuals to share this as hard as you can, because I believe We The People have been done a great injustice by the capitalist oligarchs that rule over us all. Many injustices, in fact, but this is one we can fix quite easily. Hear me out:
This year is gonna be the first year since 1966 that the Charlie Brown Christmas special won’t be airing on television because it’s now an Apple+ exclusive. And as a socialist and a pirate there’s two things I hate in this world: exclusive licensing deals, and Apple. So this is what we’re going to do: we’re gonna flood the internet with nothing but Charlie Brown on Christmas day. So this is what we’re going to do:
The episode is pretty easy to get right now. You can find it on torrents, on movie streaming sites, it’s even on YouTube if you know where to look. It won’t be for long. Before December comes Apple is gonna DMCA the shit out of everyone to take it down. So we have to download it now, on as many languages as we can think of (No favourites! Everyone deserves some Charlie Brown!). We need this to spread now, to make sure that everyone has their copies ready. We need to achieve this by November 25th, before the tyrants find out what we’re planning.
When December 1st comes, we drop the first attack. We’re gonna start mass tweeting #FreeCharlieBrown at all of Apple’s official accounts. We need to get it to trending, there cannot be any doubt of what we want. We cannot let the media ignore it, and they certainly cannot ignore it if it’s loud and clear.
On December 15th-20th we make five dummy Google accounts and a dummy Facebook account with a page. Make sure to name the Facebook page something like crafts and recipes or some shit, the kind of thing white moms share all over the place. Send as many friend requests as you can and suggest the page to everyone. You can even upload some craft videos you make yourselves or steal from 5 Minute Crafts because fuck them too, they post fake recipes for clickbait. The point is we need this shit everywhere, all eyes we can get. Important: Do not link any of these accounts to your primary accounts or phone number. They should not be immediately traceable to you. If you have a VPN, this is the time to shine, baby.
Also on these days, spam the hashtag at Apple again. This is gonna be their last warning and we also want everyone to be in the lookout. They either give it to us or we take it by force.
On December 25th, we drop the bomb. Everyone uploads the video in every language you managed to acquire (and I cannot stress this enough: EVERY LANGUAGE, not just English). If you can do video editing you probably already know all the tricks to fool Content ID: mirrors, scaling, throwing random shit on the screen so it confuses the bots, mixing up the colours and shit; do them all. Make a Twitch account and stream it on loop; your first stream always gets a push from the algorithm. We need to save as many of them as possible and overwhelm the damn things.
If you can’t upload it for whatever reason, don’t worry; you still can help. In fact, your role is just as important. You’re gonna go to YouTube and search Charlie Brown Christmas, and filter by New. They’re gonna be taking them down quick so we need to share the newest ones we can get. Enter the video, like it, comment it and share it with anyone you can. Look for it on Facebook and share it with your friends. Spam the shit out of it. There are free view farms you can find really easily; get it on those. Make sure the entire planet is watching Charlie Brown that day. Blow it up. Apple wanted a show, we’re gonna give them a show.
Finally, make friends with each other. We need some more radical compassion in this world, and to do that we need allies. This is how we find those allies.
Important: Do respect the space of people who may not want to hear about Christmas. Specifically people whose religion opposes it or who may have holiday- or religion-related trauma. The point of this attack is to bring joy to the world, not misery. Do try and give them notice so they know to unfollow you for the day. They deserve the peace of mind.
Who’s with me? Let’s give the middle finger to a soulless corporation by spreading the joy of Christmas!
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Short Circuit || Jane and Winston
NB: This happened before the eye potw.
Ping. Jane swore quietly as another chat message popped up onto her computer. Admittedly, she wasn’t great with technology, but she knew how to use google like any other asshole. Except her work computer wouldn’t even let her use google. This had to be some sort of virus that Marley installed as a prank. It wouldn’t even let her force the machine to shut off and it hadn’t even run out of battery yet. Damn, she really regretted getting that replaced. She glanced over the message from KindledSpirit29.
Why won’t you talk to me :’-(
She was certain that Marley had to have done it because her user name was SexyDetective. Nope, that did it. Jane slammed the laptop closed and tucked it under her arm as she went straight for Winston. She had an appointment with them to drop it off anyway, but this was getting ridiculous. “Hey Winston,” Jane said. “Here it is. Sorry, I swear I’ve tried everything, and the stupid thing won’t even shut off properly. It just starts flashing.”
Winston had gotten permission from Roland to take the time off of work but they’d found themselves going in anyway. They’d wanted to be here with everyone else because at least then they weren’t alone with their own thoughts and they weren’t alone to crumble under Bea’s loss. Looking up, they shakily reached out and scooped up their mug of coffee and swallowed the cold dregs of it with a wince. They didn’t care enough to actually heat it up. “Hey Jane,” they said a little glumly but they could get away with acting as if they didn’t want to be at work, “don’t worry about it, from everything you’ve said to me it sounds like malware or something. I’m sure I can fix it. Let me take a look.” Winston had their recovery USB ready for this, having all the software you needed in one place was a much more convenient way to do it. “Did you have to call yourself sexy detective though?”
Oh shit, the kid looked pretty glum. Maybe Jane should have rescheduled or bothered her nephew to help her. He may be twelve, but that kid could do way more than her any day of the week. Maybe they just didn’t want to be at work. That tracked for a lot of twenty-something year olds. Still, she handed over her laptop, and shrugged. “I hope it’s that simple.” Computers were the devil - well, not really, but sometimes it seemed like every damn update they had were meant to muck up whatever older version was on there before and just cause more trouble. She frowned, looking at them. “I didn’t! At first it said DetectiveWu but it changed! Stryder must have changed it to be annoying.” Another ping from KindledSpirit29.
Who is that? What are you doing?
Jane frowned. “Look at that. That’s creepy.”
“That is really creepy,” Winston agreed with a frown as they plugged the USB drive into a port and began running various command lines to ping different functions and see just how deep the problem lay. “You think that Marley did this?” No offence, but Winston could already see from the sophistication of the design of the chat that this was not something that someone was just going to be able to pull up. This looked like a very specifically and deliberately designed function that someone had clear plans for. “Well, DetectiveWu, or sexydetective, I mean who am I to judge?” Winston was trying to be their usual sarcastic and jovial selves but right now it was hard. “I think that the problem is that whilst this just looks like a chat it is actually something more, i’ve heard that if you can talk to the bot it can give you answers which are clues on how to turn it off. I’ve never actually tried it but my only other idea is to entirely wipe the harddrive, so we might as well try that. Have you responded to any of the messages yet?”
“You know, because of the prank war.” Jane looked over Winston’s should, watching them as they typed incoherent things onto the computer. Winston sounded like they doubted it, though. Jane frowned. “I don’t know how else it could have gotten on there, I have an airtight anti-virus on it. Or, well, it’s supposed to be an airtight antivirus…” Maybe someone had scammed her. That could always be a possibility but that was kind of annoying if that were true. Jane balked slightly when Winston said other than talking to it, the other option was to wipe her harddrive. Shit. She was sure she had a backup, but that was a lot of work. “No, I thought it was just some spam bot or something.”
I am not a spam bot! Talk to me :) Get rid of the kid.
Jane wrinkled her nose. “Okay, maybe we should wipe the harddrive. That’s really freaky. How does it know - is it using my camera??”
“Oh, right, yeah that was pretty funny for a few days although I’ve got to say you guys weren’t as imaginative as you could’ve been.” Winston didn’t want to brag but they were sure that they were more then capable of coming up with something better then the variety of pranks that Marley and Jane had played on one another. “Sometimes even if you’re really careful these things can happen, it’s fine, we can clean it up, I’d just rather not wipe everything if we can help it.” Winston examined the computer and frowned at the message. “I don’t think the camera’s on, but just in case.” They pulled a piece of masking tape off and firmly stuck it over the camera. “We can wipe it if you really want, but it’ll get rid of everything you’ve got on there, so if anything isn’t backed up….”
“Are you saying I lack imagination,” Jane said, a grin growing on her face. Bold kid, funny too. “I thought the popcorn filled office space was imaginative.” And really annoying to clean up. “What would you have done if you were in a prank war?” She was still considering gluing Sarge’s stuff to the ceiling. Or at the very least, paw patrol’s stuff to the ceiling. Maybe not the skulls though, he seemed a little too creepily attached to them. She watched as Winston stuck a piece of tape to the camera. “My father has a stamp stuck to his at home. Used to tell me big brother was always watching.” Jane considered a moment, before shaking her head. “Alright, alright. We can try responding to it.” Jane reached over, pulling the computer a little closer so she could type. What should she say?
SexyDetective: How do I remove this from my computer?
KindledSpirit: YOU WANT TO GET RID OF ME?! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME YET!
There screen flashed. “Ah! See, this is what happens when I try to emergency shut down!!”
“The popcorn stuff was very freaks and geeks,” Winston replied with a shrug, “I’m not saying that it wasn’t cool. It was. I just think you could’ve been more imaginative. Besides, did you think that Marley’s computer just started playing a Nic Cage soundboard spontaneously?” Winston shrugged gently. Getting involved in the unfolding prank war hadn’t been something that they had been planning but it was something that they had been roped into by Sarge and Winston couldn’t say no to him. “I mean, they can gain access to your camera, normally you don’t have to but I guess there’s no harm in always having one there and just taking it off when you need it. Winston watched everything that unfolded and frowned. “That’s weird, maybe ask it if you can get to know it in person? Worst comes to the worst you arrest a creep right?”
“That was you?” Jane said. “She thought that was me! Ha! That’s hilarious,” Jane snickered. She didn’t know what the deal was with Nic Cage, but there was something about his face that and over all vocal intonations that made him especially annoying. God, when did she get to be a Nic Cage Hater? “I’ve had a few cases like that - back when I worked in Portland,” she told Winston. “Where people would gain access to the camera in a computer to spy and be overall disgusting.” Her nose wrinkled, and she didn’t elaborate farther. “You think this is a real person and not some… artificial intelligence?” Ping! Jane looked at that screen.
I am not artificial intelligence!
Jane frowned. “Can it… hear us too? I didn’t even know my computer had a microphone. Stop that!”
You don’t like me! It accused them.
The screen started to flash again, and she swore she saw something spark. Jane placed a hand on Winston’s shoulder. “Uhhh, I think we should get away from it. I think it’s broken.”
“Technically, and you can’t tell anyone, but Sarge actually asked me to do it, not sure why. I don’t really ask questions when your boss asks you to do something like that.” Frowning gently, Winston shrugged. “There’s a chance that this is a bot or something like that, but AI doesn’t really exist to a level that is sophisticated enough to think independently. At least, not yet. Maybe in the future but not currently.” Winston shrugged and squinted at the screen. Winston reached out and placed their hand on the computer, reaching out with magic and examining it to the best of their ability. Interacting with technology like this was complicated. But it was something they were getting used to. Something felt wrong here, and Winston frowned as a new set of messages flashed up on the screen.
“What are you doing?” Jane asked as Winston reached out, putting their hand on the screen. “Winston, I don’t think you should -” More messages flashed up onto the excreen, and from what she could see there was a series of expletives. The computer’s charging port sparked. “Winston, get away from the computer right now.” Jane’s voice turned authoritative as she realized it was dangerous. She didn’t want them to get hurt. Jane was just considering the pros and cons of firing her weapon at the laptop in the precinct, but didn’t get the chance to think further when the laptop flew off the desk and crashed into the wall. Jane stopped and stared at the empty spot where her laptop was, before looking to where the broken pieces were on the floor. “What the hell was -”
A burst of electricity was coming from the broken pieces. Sparking in strange ways. The hairs on the back of her neck stood up. “Winston,” Jane said, slowly. “Get…. behind me?”
“It’s just a … trick that my tutor taught me,” Winston lied unconvincingly. It was a flaw that until recently they’d been proud of, being unable to lie had never really been a huge problem until now. Now that they were risking their life on their inability for deception more and more however they were starting to think that they might have to get better at it. “Ah, Jane what’s the plan here?” Winston asked as they obligingly stepped behind Jane. “I’m not sure that shooting your laptop because it’s threatening to pretend to be an EMP is really going to help…” Winston’s mind was racing as they did everything that they possibly could to think of a way to fix this without magic. “You ever seen anything weird like this before?” Winston really hoped that Jane was one of the cops that was cool with the supernatural because otherwise they were going to be a bit concerned by all of this. “I can definitely do something about this but if you’ve got a better idea I’m all ears.”
“I’ve seen some strange things, yes,” Jane said, glancing back at them. She hadn’t exactly seen anything like this before, with the flashing and sparking for the laptop getting worse. “Speaking of ears - cover your ears.” Jane said flatly. She drew her gun and swiftly shot the laptop 3 times in a row. The laptop shattered into more pieces, a loud whirring voices coming from nothing. She didn’t understand, shooting it should have worked. It was probably overkill, but come on, it was just a goddamn laptop! What was it, a laptop zombie? Wait. Jane stopped, frowning as she lowered her gun. Electric zombie? Were electric zombies things? Was it an electric zombie that was trying to be her friend? She just barely got the thought out when the damn thing, whatever it was, tried to attack. A flash of electricity had Jane jerking backwards, elbowing Winston out of the blast. “Sorry. Sorry. Crap. Okay, so my method didn’t work. Maybe we should get the fire extinguisher? What the hell is that thing? It’s definitely not a zombie.”
She shot it anyway. Great. Anything that Winston might have been able to do might as well now be useless. “I was being nice when i said I wasn’t sure it was going to help, now what are we meant to do?” Winston frowned gently however at the fact that it was still sparking as if it might explode at literally any minute. This was not what they had expected when there had been a problem with the chat. “You know about zombies?” Winston asked frowning, maybe Jane wasn’t one of the people who were completely oblivious to the supernatural anyway. “That definitely isn’t a zombie, I don’t know what it is but I would guess some sort of spectre from all the electricity and the sparking and the fact that you shot it and it’s just freaking out even more.” The laptop began levitating. “I am not an exorcist, but I have an idea, I need you to and seriously be really super careful, but grab a chair, break it so you’re holding a bit of wood and when I tell you I need you to hit it out of the air and then maybe I’ll be able to get it to stop freaking out for long enough for us to get a professional in here to deal with it.” Winston looked at Jane expectantly, “Okay?”
“Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time,” Jane said, frowning. She had hoped that destroying it would prevent it from doing anything else, but guess not. “I do know about zombies.” Jane replied back, happy enough that her hair was blocking the scar on her neck. She was more than a little concerned that the kid seemed to know about zombies too. “Spectre?” Jane was immediately reminded of the stupid step stool her and Marley had trapped in a dog cage in her living room. How irritating, had something gotten her work laptop too? “I have some familiarity with those too, just not this. There isn’t any salt in the breakroom is there?” Jane muttered, more to herself than Winston, as she went to swiftly break a chair into two. She supposed that she was going to have to trust them. Sorry to whoever’s chair that was, but if there weren't exactly many other options. She grabbed the chair leg and nodded. “Let me know when you’re ready. And be careful.”
“Yeah, I get that,” Winston honestly had seriously considered buying a hand gun until someone had told them that they were a literal human handgun. Not that that had made them feel better, but sometimes you wanted to shoot something dead. “You do?” Winston was a little surprised. They kind of just assumed no one else knew. Maybe that was a mistake. Their own ignorance getting the better of them in this case. “Uh, salt is a good idea in case this doesn’t work, I’m pretty sure we’re going to have to encase the computer in salt or iron to keep the ghost in there until we can get an exorcist out here, I’m just hoping this will work for a bit, like a bandage.” Winston cracked their knuckles and took a deep breath, ready for action. “Whenever you’re ready,” as Jane smacked the chair down onto the laptop Winston darted forward and to their pleasure and extreme displeasure they caught the still sparking laptop. Fortunately they had a spell planned for this, unfortunately the energy wasn’t exactly something that they had planned on. Wincing as they smelled the electricity burn their hair, Winston extended their will into the technology as they had before, it felt completely different from any other magic Winston had ever used. The electricity coursing through them and the laptop as if it were blood in a vast circulatory system, pumped onwards by a beating heart. Groaning with exertion, Winston forced everything quiet, the electricity stalling to a halt before disappearing momentarily, though Winston knew it would be back. “Oh, fuck,” they muttered before collapsing to their knees.
“I do.” Jane made a note to rush for the breakroom after Winston did whatever they were about to do to grab the Morton’s salt she knew was in there somewhere. She wondered if Marley was also allergic to iron too, since she avoided salt. Things to take note of and ask later. Now she waited for Winston to give her the signal and she swung the the chair leg hard down onto the laptop. “Winston, no!” Jane just about rushed forward to yank the possessed, broken-beyond-repair laptop out of their hands, when she realized they were actually doing something. Jane froze, staring at them like they had many heads. “What are you - oh -” The electricity in the air seemed to disappear as the vague smell of burnt hair filled the air. Shit. What the hell was that kid doing? She was reminded, as Winston fell to their knees, of when Otto had saved her from falling off that cliff. She shook it off, running to their side. “Winston? Are you alright? What the hell did you do to it? Here, come on, let me help you up.” She would take them to the breakroom, stick a snack in front of them, and then run back to dump salt on the computer and lock it away in a filing cabinet.
“Woah,” Winston replied somewhat slurred. That had taken a lot out of them. They were really feeling light headed. They were sure that their vision didn’t normally swim in and out like that, and there weren’t normally dots in front of their eyes. Don’t fuck with electricity and magic. Seemed to be the lesson. “I’m -” they took a breath, “okay I think…” frowning gently, Winston accepted Janes help and staggered over to the table they’d previously been working at, riffling haphazardly through their bag they pulled a candy bar from it and ripped it open, biting into it. “Sorry,” they said through a mouthful of chocolate, “it really took a lot more out of me then I thought it would…” wiping sweat from their forehead they looked at the laptop, “Breakroom?” they asked, “we need to salt that and I need more food if I’m going to be able to drive home. I don’t really want to get my room mate to pick me up because of ma- exhaustion again.” Had they really just said the word magic in front of Jane?
“Are you sure?” Jane said, doubtfully as she practically carried Winston back to the table. She leaned back against it, examining them as they grabbed the chocolate bar. “What exactly did you - oh. Right. Here, stay right there.” Jane left their side for just a few minutes. It took her a bit to find where the giant thing of salt she had gotten too, and she swiped her lunch box from from the refrigerator as well. Lucky for Winston, she was planning on working overtime tonight, which meant she had packed a lunch and a dinner. Maybe a little less lucky, she really had only made a roasted chicken sandwich along with a thing of chips for dinner. Not exactly her most spectacular display of cooking. She came back, sliding her lunch box in front of him. “Do you eat meat?” she asked, worriedly. “Eat that, if you do. It’s just a roasted chicken sandwich. I’ll deal with the laptop. I figure I’ll empty out a drawer, line it with salt, dump salt on the actual laptop, and then stick it in there. It shouldn’t be able to get out after all that.” Jane knelt down on her knees and immediately went to work doing just that. She would question Winston when they were feeling a bit better. She had caught their ‘ma-exhaustion’ slip up, but maybe now wasn’t an appropriate time to grill them.
“I’m sure, I -” Winston was so far from sure what the next appropriate thing for them to say in this instance was, they were 100% certain that a trained officer like Jane wouldn’t have missed the fact that they had always said magic, “it has happened before and I am bad at managing my blood sugar levels because I sometimes forget to eat,” they had forgotten breakfast, “so I am sure that this won’t be the last time that it happens either.” Winston looked at her food sadly and sighed. “Are you sure? I don’t want to eat your food if you haven’t got anything else…” deciding that it was that or passing out, Winston slowly bit into the sandwich and chewed on it thoughtfully. “That’s probably a good idea,” Winston looked around, “I am going to buy an iron lined box next time, I think that if another ghostly thing tries to attack me then I’m going to be pissed, because that really wasn’t my idea of fun.” They looked up at Jane. “I don’t think you missed the laptop once though, which is cool, Sarge would not be happy about bullet holes in the wall.”
“Right. Blood sugar levels,” Jane said in that type of tone that meant she didn’t believe them. She used that a lot in interrogation, but she still maintained that interrogating Winston on whatever they had done to the laptop that had caused that level of exhaustion. For the second time, she was reminded of Otto and his bloody nose. Ma-exhaustion… Magic. Hm. Noted for a later conversation - at least until they had eaten her dinner. “Oh, don’t worry about it, I just feel bad I didn’t cook anything exceptionally yummy other than a chicken sandwich.” Jane opened a drawer, and took everything out before she started lining it with salt. “If you had told me this kind of thing existed a few years ago, I would have laughed my ass off at you,” she muttered. She glanced at them as she grabbed the broken pieces of the computer and carefully put them in the drawer, careful not to break the salt line. “I have great aim, usually. I’m sure Sarge will get on my ass about the paperwork I’m going to have to fill out about the three shots I fired into it in the precinct.” She laughed. “Or the paperwork I’m going to have to submit to get my laptop replaced. Are you attacked by ghostly entities often? You wouldn’t happen to know an exorcist would you? I have a possessed step stool at home that I’ve affectionately named French Fry, but it unfortunately very much wants to kill me.”
It didn’t take a world class detective to tell that Winston had been rumbled by Jane. But unfortunately Winston was exhausted and drained and not really thinking about how clearly it was that they had used magic. In fact, they would silently congratulate themselves on their subtlety after. “Well, if we ever have to do this again I’ll make sure that you make me a full meal, I’m joking really, my room mate Ricky is the best cook I’ve ever lived with outside of my own mother and he usually keeps me pretty … you know sorted.” Winston nodded along as they finished the sandwich. “If you had told me this six months ago then I would have joined you and the worst thing is that I have been in White Crest my whole life and never ever seen anything like this. I guess I was just ignorant or in denial? Who knows.” They smiled and nodded. “You really do have great aim, but if you want I’ll try and get your paperwork through without getting anyone who’s too much of a stick in the mud to sign off on it, I have my ways you know.” They paused for a second. “Yeah, I know several exorcists. One is more reliable but I haven’t heard from her in a while and the other I haven’t heard such good things about.”
Jane grinned. “Well, I do like to cook - I’ve been told most of my food is pretty great. Sounds like you have a great roommate, though. Good to see kids not relying on instant ramen.” She thought of Dario then, a grown ass man relying on instant ramen, and then of Sarge and his lean cuisines. God, she should teach a cooking class or something, this was pathetic. She looked at Winston. It was clear that they were far more in the know than she originally anticipated, zombies and ghosts and magic and who knows what else. “I couldn’t imagine growing up here,” she said with a frown. “I’ve always been more of a city person, but I swear this small town is more active than Portland ever was - it’s hard to see a whole town so wrapped up in denial.” She stood, brushing the salt off her pants. “If you could do that, I’d owe you definitely more than a sandwich. I’m still new, and I don’t want to cause too much trouble trouble, you know? I’ll take both exorcists names, though, they’ll probably take French Fry off my hands.”
“I have the best room mates actually,” Winston replied with a shrug, “ I guess that I just really lucked out with them or something like that. Otherwise, yeah, I’d be relying on instant ramen or just going home for dinner every night or something like that.” Winston shrugged gently and smiled. They were blessed in someways. “Believe me, I couldn’t imagine growing up in a city and I don’t think that I will ever leave now that I know the truth about this place because there is way too much shit going on to do that, like I think if I did leave I would come back and there would just be nothing left of this place.” Winston shrugged gently. “I need to … check that they don’t mind me giving out their names, I assume that they won’t and I can’t imagine that it’ll be an issue but once they’re fine with it then I’ll put you guys in contact, it’s just the whole supernatural thing is complicated with ‘outting’ people.” Winston stood and glanced at their watch. “I’ll get your new laptop ready tomorrow, is it okay if I head home? I’m pretty exhausted…”
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what is website malware, How it can Affect? Why Google Hates it?
All About Website Malware and Reason Why Google Hates it too much Many people come with the question “what is malware and how can it affect my website”? The expression "malware" covers a wide range of noxious programming intended to hurt a PC or arrange, and even a website. Malware can be installed on your machine without your insight, frequently through misleading links or downloads posing as something alluring or out of dread. Thus, nowadays, you must be cautious about what you click and download. Clicking new links can open you to vindictive programming and websites. This product could contain programs that scan your PC or track what keys you type, in pursuit of individual information and your passwords.
Does anybody really know "What is Website Malware"
Numerous websites experience the ill effects of malware quite frequently and more often than not it wasn't something the proprietor of the website fouled up, the site coincidentally got hacked through an open passage. Thus, be certain that you totally trust a website before clicking on it or downloading records from it.
We suggest that you just download from sources you trust, and drift over links to check the location before you click. If all else fails, utilize believed bookmarks for significant sites or program scanning expansions like McAfee for Chrome.
Can Website Malware Affect the Computer?
Numerous website proprietors are surprised with the inquiry "how do websites get infected with malware"
When a PC has been compromised by malware, digital criminals can endeavour to get to your own information by logging your keystrokes or monitoring your PC's activity. Your PC could likewise be controlled to visit websites or perform different activities without your insight. The impacts of malware run from brief irritation to finish PC crashes with the Blue Screen of Death (BSoD) to more elevated level identity robbery events. Be that as it may, its likewise basic you should realize how to find malware on your website.
The different types of malware include, but are not limited to:
Viruses
Worms
Spyware
Adware
Trojan ponies
Rootkit
Backdoors
Keyloggers
Ransomware
Redirectors
Malware can be tough to evacuate, and no single program is ensured to catch and tidy up everything, so indeed, you must be incredibly cautious about which sites you visit and what you download.
What Are Some Malware Warnings and How Can I Deal with Them?
To ensure web surfers, Google is continually working to distinguish and blacklist risky pages and domains. Numerous well-known applications (Google Search, Google Chrome, Firefox, Safari, and so forth.) utilize Google's malware database to caution their clients to avoid possibly destructive sites. The majority of blacklisted sites are in reality legitimate websites into which programmers have inserted noxious content by exposing a vulnerability and manipulating records or envelopes.
Frequently, the site proprietors are having trouble, both in cleaning up their sites, just as in removing malware warnings that truly sway their sites' traffic and notoriety.
To find out what's off with your site or some other site, you can basically counsel a Google's Safe Browsing demonstrative page. From the indicative, you first need to determine what Google precisely blacklisted. This information can assist you with narrowing down your inquiry to explicit segments of your site.
On the off chance that your site is blacklisted or set apart as "This site might be hacked" in Google's query items (SERPs), you can, for the most part, find additional insights concerning your concern in the "Security Issues" segment of Google Search Console, already Webmaster Tools. The subtleties may include site pages where Google identified malware or spam, kind of malware and instances of the vindictive code to find and expel from the documents.
How Can I Clean My Site From Malware?
When you've recognized the wellspring of the issue, you should realize how to deal with website malware. You should simply to tidy up your site and make a move to forestall re-infection. The least demanding approach to clean a site is to reinforcement the latest restore point of the web records and database, place on a testing server and begin the cleaning procedure.
During this time is the point at which you ought to make the genuinely necessary protection strides to significantly diminish re-infection or re-injection of malware.
Look for noxious documents shrouded somewhere down in directories that may look legitimate
Remove documents that look suspicious (in the event that you built up the site, at that point you will know immediately)
Remove any backdoor contents that might be lingering in organizers or parts of different documents
Before uploading the cleaned form of the website, begin changing passwords from any realized passages, for example, database login, SSH/SFTP, FTP, CMS Admin logins for WordPress, Drupal, Joomla, Magento, and so forth
If using a database or CMS like WordPress, Drupal, Joomla or Magento to give some examples, ensure you have their center forms state-of-the-art, alongside any of their expansions or plugins refreshed
Overwrite the current infected website documents and database with the new cleaned rendition
At that point change server-level passwords for your cPanel and then your domain registrar and even your Mail IDs that may have a record of the old and/or new login subtleties
Application user utilizes automated tools and can refresh vindictive content on compromised sites each day. Thus, in the event that you don't verify the site, it might be blacklisted again very soon, or may not pass the initial malware audit from Google.
It is imperative to investigate the issue and recognize the security gaps that left the website defenceless to assault. You will have a superior handle about what caused your particular issue and what ought to be done to anticipate it. Each case is distinctive as these malware bots and programmers are evolving similarly as quick as the web itself.
How to Request a Malware Review from Google?
Once you clean your site it's presently time to demand a proper audit from Google. You should be signed in to your Search Console account and on the left side, click on "Security Issues" in request to consider them to be as shown above with the malware listed.
Scroll to the bottom and check the case "I have fixed these issues" and snap the red "REQUEST A REVIEW" button to get a little spring up window.
Be sure to detail your strategies in cleaning the website inside the portrayal box and request Google to survey the solicitation as quickly as time permits. As far as we can tell, on the off chance that you or your designer has done everything right, at that point Google commonly discharges the blacklisting notice within that day or before breakfast.
NOTE* You won't get a notice from Google letting you realize the site has been discharged, so make certain to check the domain frequently. In the event that it continues for a considerable length of time with the notice still visible, attempt again.
Once no malware is discovered, Google will expel the warning from your site. These additional means are required on the off chance that you need to rapidly have your site displaying online typically again for those browsing using Google Search and Chrome, Firefox and Safari. Without manual instruction, it might take a little while before your site's status is cleared when Google makes its path back to continue indexing new sites and pages published to the web each second.
Finally, You Must Act Quickly! Malware can happen whenever, so it is significant that you are always checking your website for any issues that might be available and, all the more critically, keep your email related to your Google Search Console record to get sees as they are found. On the off chance that a website security issue was to reappear, make certain to make a move at the earliest opportunity in request to downplay your site's downtime and Google glad to show your URL to your customers and potential customers. Connecting with New York, USA based Digital marketing agency can help you in the most ideal manner in giving leeway.
Read more:- How can Paid Search Engine Marketing be an effective Strategy for B2B?
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ways to make tumblr mobile smarter as a social media platform, aka: here’s how to make the site not shit
fair warning: this is a long post.
Fix notifications for mobile specifically; sort notifications by type, so that if I don’t want to be spammed with ‘no connection’ messages I can simply turn just those ones off, and not all notifications from the app.
Make sending/receiving asks way more organized; allow the search feature to sort a tag by replies to YOU, or simply put all replies to asks you’ve sent in your ask box, even if it was public. also show the sender AND replier on each ask in your inbox, because it’s very confusing as-is.
Don’t prioritize posts in the search function, especially not by popularity unless specifically requested, because the search function right now is completely broken.
Allow users to customize how publicly visible their group chats are- a group chat that only allows members to talk, but allows everyone to see, is basically a post and really doesn’t function as a group chat at all.
Let people search the site/blogs by a specific tag, not just posts that include a combination of the search terms, because as it stands the “search by tag” function is nonfunctional sitewide and blogwide, rendering it useless.
Fix the behavior of embedded tumblr links- clicking on a link in a post to another post just takes you to the blog of whatever was linked, instead of taking you directly to the post. This function used to work just fine in older versions of the app but has been broken for a while.
Fix the functionality of tumblr icons and themes; don’t force users to refresh the app’s cache to see a user’s new icon, have the app check for these things itself. many other social media apps do this with no issue, so I don’t understand how this problem has gone under the radar for so long.
Allow tumblr bios to contain links to posts or pages- possibly external sites, but for bot reasons I understand why that functionality was removed. Another layer of user personalization would add to the app’s value exponentially, though.
Allow users to see custom pages on a user’s blog- these pages could contain external links with much less risk, possible html or markdown support for custom pages, but the current text editor would work fine.
Allow users to send asks from side blogs. I have no idea why this isn’t a feature already, but it’s far overdue.
Customization options HAVE to be implemented to change the UI. It’s functional for right now, but the placement of the like and reblog buttons being, most times, RIGHT on top of the new post button is an inexcusable design flaw, which uses to be exclusive to the android version but was ported to the ios app as well. If users like this, it can stay, but at least allow the option to integrate the button with the UI bar at the bottom of the screen, possibly next to the messages or “my blog” button.
On that note, let users customize the buttons on the UI bar further. The app color changes were a great start, but users deserve the customization of, for example, having the inbox, activity, and other pages hidden within other menus in the app be more easily accessible with a single button press. Especially the inbox- asks are an extremely unique tumblr feature that shouldn’t be hidden within a different page!
Fix “read more” so that it doesn’t take you to the original poster’s blog, but can be opened on the dashboard. This is an extremely dated design flaw that has existed on the mobile app for an embarrassing amount of time.
Also let users add these breaks or paragraph elements to posts much easier- this is possible on desktop, but is missing from mobile.
Allow third party extensions. I understand the lack of support here, but dedicated software development communities already exist on this site- just look at xkit. They don’t necessarily need access to more crucial or vulnerable aspects of the app, but visual changes or UI changes created by the community are in no way threatening to the security of the app and shouldn’t be so heavily restricted.
Blog/post reporting system support. With the influx of porn bots, white supremacist and pedophilic blogs, there HAS to be a better system to report these things in a more organized manner. This could be accomplished really easily by just allowing users to report blogs/posts for specific reasons, instead of the broad “this is nsfw” or “this is hate speech” options available right now.
Tag filtering updates. Allow users to block specific words in a specific order, block words as part of a sentence/longer word, or more. Many sites allow this functionality by just adding an asterisk to the word blocked, allowing it to block tags which both contain and match the blocked term.
Let users view the app update changelog within the app itself so that updates are better understood. Many users that download and use social media apps appreciate the app itself containing a changelog and would better allow users to be aware of app versions in case of bug report needs.
DEDICATED IN-APP BUG REPORTING. With the population of the username on this app, bug testers are simply the users who use the site every single day. I’m positive that if reporting issues with the app was easier, there would be much less backlash against changes that aren’t bugfixes.
LET MOBILE POSTS BE EDITABLE WITH HTML, RICH TEXT, AND MARKDOWN AGAIN HOLY SHIT. Adding a read more to this post was a NIGHTMARE and it’s absolutely bonkers that these used to be part of editing or creating any post and we’re REMOVED!! THATS NOT OK, LET ME EDIT MY POSTS MANUALLY IF I WANT, JESUS CHRIST!
That’s all I can think of for now, but I’m sure there’s more changes that the app needs. Right now, if the quick reblog function wasn’t available, I would abaondon the mobile app altogether- that’s how poorly it functions. I’m positive any other mobile user would say the same as well. Please @staff , if you’re not going to fix/implement these changes, let others do it. I know tumblr doesn’t have many employees managing everything, so allowing user app extensions could help with this a lot. These are still really seriously himderances to the app’s function though, and I don’t believe the app will be used for much longer if these problems go unaddressed.
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WarioWare: The Series Season 2 Episodes
52 Episodes, Season 3 Coming 20XX. Season 1*
Business is Booming: Wario’s house blows up and nobody wants to take him in except Penny... without Crygor Sr’s permission. So Penny does her best to hide the 200+ lb man from her grandfather while bots are sent out to fix the house.
WarioiraW: One of Orbulon’s pets, a gelatinous blob that can take the form of any being, escapes and takes the form of Wario. This fools everybody in the fact that the fake is friendlier than the actual one. Even Wario, who plots to take advantage of his impostor’s kindness.
Spare the Rod, Don’t Spoil the Child: 9-Volt must wait to see a movie, one 18-Volt saw at an early screening. Known to be a blabbermouth, 9V does his best to shut out 18-Volt and spoilers of any kind before the event, which puts a strain on their friendship.
Jimmy Two Shoes: Jimmy T. wants to watch a game, but his tendency to not say no gets the better of him when everyone suddenly needs him.
Cricket and the Octopus of Fortitude: Young Cricket has to take care of Master Mantis’s pet while he goes to the doctor. The octopus doesn’t take kindly to Cricket’s overprotective nature, so it tries to outwit the apprentice with some outside help.
You’re Not Funny: An anonymous joke is emailed all across DC and everyone is laughing themselves stiff... except for Ashley and Mike, the latter believing the joke wasn’t sent just for the heck of it. The two go to uncover the truth, and it may be up to the not funny Ashley to snap people back to reality.
Fronkenstein: Feeling inferior due to his size, Snag, 9V’s Fronk, goes to build a new body for itself.... using body parts from the WarioWare gang.
Taxidermy: A customer hops into Dribble and Spitz’s cab and must compress his urge to make stuffed animals out of them, while the driving duo are completely unaware of his serial reputation.
The Nunja: Kat & Ana meets Artie, a wolf ninja who’s confidence is more than her actual skill. They see that’s she’s talented in a different field, but are conflicted to tell her the truth when she truly wants to be a ninja like her family.
One Perfection: A new student arrives at Mona’s school, and is seemingly flawless in everything they do. Mona feels inadequate compared to them, until she finds out a secret insecurity about them that she wants to help them with.
Monday Night Manor Madness: It’s a rainy day and the WarioWare gang coup up at a reluctant Ashley’s house. All goes well until a haunting spirit starts to spook everyone, with even Ashley unexpectedly shuddering at the thought of encountering it. What’s the spirit’s true intentions, and how is Jimmy not afraid of ghosts?
Meet The Sellouts: One of Wario’s schemes causes massive damage and the animation budget crashes due to the medical bills. So Crygor comes up with a way to work around this while Wario spams a bunch of ads subliminal messages to hopefully make money back.
Animal House: Mona’s pets and Kat & Ana’s pets join forces to commit a supermarket heist.
Ode to the Stone: 9-Volt makes a new pal out of a rock, glue, a sharpie, and googly eyes at school. Immediately losing interest, he tosses it and it not only reaches the rest of the gang somehow, but their hearts as the lifeless friend helps them see a new perspective about themselves.
The “Hero” Gains: Lulu* feels like she lacks a special hero attack, so she goes around Diamond City to see if she can have one of her very own. But like Wario always implies, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Drone Alone: Doris 1, the robot Crygor rescued from Agate forest, is left to take care of the lab while the doctor and Mike go to Penny’s talent show. Time unfortunately puts Doris on an emotional journey when an hour feels like an eternity.
Sea of Green: After a successful treasure hunt, Wario is stranded in the middle of the ocean with little to eat besides a bag of edible cacti. The cacti might leave an effect on him, but it might be the big guy’s only chance of making it home.
Late Night Cruise Control: When not on the clock, Spitz hosts a talk show that gives the latest news and brought in tons of celebrities. But when ratings start to drop, will our mechanic resort to low hanging fruit to garner back an audience, or can Dribble the music pitbull pick the show up from this funk?
Full Metal Jacket: Manager Joe, Mona’s employer and friend, creates a clothing line based on the WarioWare gang and everyone is loving it. But business becomes an empire and Joe starts losing that generous side he had, leaving Mona to bring him back down to earth.
Krumpet Scouts: 18-Volt is trying to earn money for a limited edition video game cover, but is too young for a job. He tries joining a cookie selling gang, but it’s for girls only. So he asks 13-Amp to join in his place.... while dressing up as a girl to make double the money.
Pyoro Over: The creators of Pyoro are retiring and the WarioWare gang set out to give them an explosive send off celebration since it was the company’s inspiration.
Your Greatest Feeture: Cricket’s shoes wear out and the young ward is struggling to find the right pair. But is the loss of his slippers an opportunity to learn a new technique?
Two Fros on a Sofa: Jimmy T and Jimmy P encounter each other at a bus stop and luckily finds a comfortable sofa to wait. The sofa, however, is actually a prototype rocket Orbulon left behind and the two have to work together to land the couch safely.
Flavorful Fallacy: Orbulon, realizing he left his couch in the middle of the city, goes to see where it might have gone. He meets an old man, who has a prejudice against aliens, and the two start to fight over which flavor of ice cream is better.
The People v. WarioWare Inc. (Part 1): A chipper and well meaning cult leader creates a lawsuit against the WarioWare gang for their unintentionally ludicrous crimes in the city. Wario doesn’t believe there’s a case against them, but testimony and evidence suggests otherwise and even with Mona knowing the law by hand, the gang can’t find a loophole to their reckless nature.
The People v. WarioWare Inc. (Part 2): The gang is about to serve jail time for their pretty criminal deeds of the past, but Wario’s encouragement and a special hint from the audience helps them realize that while they’re guilty, scapegoating the right person can lead to a means of escape.
Bored Games: Since the trial put everyone on edge (and house arrest), Jimmy invites the gang over for game night. Wario can’t join them, and this creates a vacuum as to who is the 2nd most conniving opportunist in the group.
Scientifically Supernatural: Ashley and Penny team up to create a being of both magic and nature and get along pretty well. The project, however, starts to rampage the town and the two fight over who’s responsible, with Red as the mediator.
Double Dribble: Dribble and Spitz enter their cab into a Rocket League type derby that puts their driving and piloting skills to the test.
He’s Back, An Unfortunate Revenge Story: Wario escapes from prison and plots to get his revenge on the one who put him there. Or ones...
The “Hero” Movie: Lulu enters a home movie into a film contest and wins thanks to Wario’s meddling. So after getting persuaded into competing for state, Lulu turns to Wario and he agrees to help if she constantly pays him, resulting in the two making “Ryno Optimus II, A Sequel to the Chosen One: The Unreckoning”
Mona’s Stop: Mona finds out that her checks have been sent to the wrong address for a while and she becomes a multi-millionaire. Knowing she’s been working pretty hard already, she retires early to become the queen of Diamond City. This would be around the time Wario tries to swindle her out of her fortune, but he’s surprisingly happy for her.
Head Boppin’: Jimmy, Jamie, James, Papa, and Mama T. have switched brains somehow. Getting back to normal seems easy... if the family didn’t act and sound nearly the same.
The Lazy Day Saints: Another couch related episode? Yeah, except this time 9-Volt rebels against his mother and chore day by turning the sofa into a pirate ship with Snag, 18V, Penny, Kat, and Ana as his crew. Knowing 9-Volt won’t back down without a fight, 5-Volt and the neighborhood moms fight fire with fire, using lazyboys as their vessels.
The Ultimate Foe: Cricket faces the most horrifying challenge of his life: a slab of silly putty.
Awww... Crap, Love: Ashley falls for a demon she spawned from the Necronomicon. And while Red tries to stop the demon from unleashing hell unto town, 5-Volt and Mona try to teach the stone faced witch about love, romance, the birds an- wait she learned that already, so just the first two.
Your Opinion?: Wario posts a negative review on a movie he watched, and the city turns against him. He easily ignores them at first, until everyone becomes nastier than him and the internet comes to life to kill him.
Join us for T-Posing: Dr. Crygor accidentally sets off a gas that forces everyone to silently stand in tree position... except Wario because it’s too hard for him. So I GUESS it’s up to him to reverse this before they’re all stuck like that? Ouch.
Magic Mike ACT: 13-Amp works well with music on the mind, but a challenge has arisen in the form of a standardized test... in a soundless classroom. Desperate for a beat to work with, she looks to Mike to join her in staying cool while dealing with the work and the no nonsense teach.
Spacecataz: Does anyone know how fictional characters are able to breath in space without helmets or oxygen? Eh, doesn’t matter... cocky alien hunter Spiff Gibbous* is back to destroy Orbulon, this time the WarioWare gang is in tow. It’s Star Wargames, ya’ll!
Knitwit: Dr. Crygor takes a major interest in knitting and this makes him a laughing stock among other mad scientists. Discouraged at first, Crygor soon schools his hecklers about the ingenuity of threading and needling.
Wario Und Pantser: In a 60s style episode, Wario-Man and Dynogirl (Mona) are on the case to find the criminal who’s been pulling people’s pants down.
Flipping the L: Waluigi gets to be in this episode... and doesn’t know what to with his screen time. So what’s a reject to do besides immediately erase the show’s universe all together and come up with his own?
The Shuriken Heart of the Cards: 9-Volt wants to join Kat & Ana on their special delivery, Ana more accepting while Kat worries about him being a potential burden. However, when they get ambushed by skilled ninja.... card players, it’s 9V’s time to shine.
Stereo Street Fighter: An old foe of Master Mantis returns with a new style of fighting that towers Mantis’s more ancient techniques. Cricket, with the help of Jimmy T, try to master a new style of martial arts with the power of funk. The perfect time for Cricket to sport a rocking afro of his own.
You Have to Go: Death has come for Wario, but continuously gets sidetracked by the gang when they’ve yet to find the special treasure he buried somewhere.
Cadillacs & Yoshisaurs: I forget this is also Mario’s universe sometimes. So anyway Yoshi eggs start appearing in Diamond City and everyone’s loving them. But they’re then caught between raising pretty rowdy animals and letting a Magikoopa poach them away.
The LIVE WAHundredth Episode (Yikes, this many?): Wario is eager to celebrate the show’s special episode on stage, but somebody kidnaps the gang and leaves them in the middle of a forest, forcing everyone to work together to head back to the studio. In the meantime, Lulu and Joe are forced to entertain the audience and start to have fun with it.
Quid Pro Wario: Young puppies look to Wario for lessons on becoming con artists, with Jimmy P not taking this well.
How to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruise: 9 and 5-Volt are on a ocean liner they won in a sweepstakes and aren’t taking it well, with 5V struggling to have fun and 9V getting seasickness.
Get Nasty: Mona makes a painting everyone has mixed feelings towards it for being too obscene, so she tries to go wild with her art to get better publicity by being more shocking.
Wario’s World (Hour Long Season Finale): A fart fueled nuke sends Diamond City into a post apocalyptic setting, where a grown up Lulu leads a resistance against the Immortan Wario’s greed fueled wrath, Empresses Kat & Ana are at war with Cricket, Dribble, Spitz, and Orbulon fighting off a colossal meteor, and the only one who could possibly bring everyone together is Mike, 18 Volt (now 21 Volt), Red, and Ashley, who is dying from the putrid radiation.
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💾 ►►► DOWNLOAD FILE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 The toolbox on the right side (filters, server details) from is back. See the screenshots! - Latest updates from master. Download (windows). The official website of KRX Client by Krixx. The best free Teeworlds bot client available! With this cheat, you will become a true Teeworlds god! You can download a program called TargetBunny. It is not an aimbot per se, but it can be used to run scripts that affect gameplay. It's a bit of. Teewolrds Aimbot and Votehack Aimbot Extract Aimbot to the Teeworlds folderLaunche Teeworlds AimbotWhile playing press F1 for consoleEnter. 9 Active topics Unanswered topics. You must login or register to post a reply. RSS topic feed. Update We will see! Thanks to the 17 people who downloaded the client during the last week. If you write what you don't like in 0. For example, I didn't like the fact that there was no toolbox right side anymore. So I added it again! Update version 0. The toolbox on the right side filters, server details from 0. See the screenshots! The client includes the following features First release, version 0. God, find out what this is - Simple bloodmod - Emotional tee eyes adapt to the emotions - Texture changer you can change your gameskin, particels, cursor, emoticons ingame via gui without restart - Color in chat, name, clan etc. God I think - Health and ammo bar above the tee - Disable quads right now with a beautiful yellow background - Local time screen ingame - Rainbow feet, body, decoration, marking, hand you can choose, I kind of like this - Lightsabers instead of hammer by Siile - Gamer HUD from gamer client New in 0. Please note that there may be some bugs, I haven't tested everything very long Download version 0. Some screenshots:. Weekly updates from now on? Update to version 0. See the screenshots. I also added a placeholder for some options e. When I tried, it failed to find the FreeType headers ft2build. Not sure if it's my fault, didn't investigate. Please note that this client is outdated! There are many official changes which aren't included and I have currently no time to do so. Which "Teeworlds" do you can compile? The vanilla 0. Does it have included freetype and SDL? Do you copied the freetype and SDL folders and files into my source folder? Make sure you downloaded or got them from vanilla 0. Yes, and yes. I didn't copy anything - I just fetched your git branch. On linux I just install the packages and it works. Might need to clear your bam config, Idk? Is that still a thing? Hi, i just want to say that the severs don't show up, only the my server works. It is running on Windows Hopefully you can fix this bug, or tell me what i'm doing wrong. Thank you. You do nothing wrong. The client is based on an outdated version of 0. I don't have time and motivation to update it, sorry. However the source code is public on GitHub, maybe somebody will do it in the future, who knows. Currently installed 3 official extensions. Skip to forum content Teeworlds Forum Everything Teeworlds! You are not logged in. Please login or register. We're currently pre-moderating each post due to excessive spamming happening every day. Your post won't show up immediately, but will become visible within a day. Pages 1 You must login or register to post a reply. RSS topic feed Posts: Deepfinder Member Offline. I saw my chance and did it I'm proud to present you today the Bla-Client! Bolto Member Offline. A lot of teeworlds players play from linux. Dune Moderator Offline. Not sure if it's my fault, didn't investigate Not Luck, Just Magic. Schwertspize Member Offline. God yeah. Go to Pastebin its a referer cause there is daily a new pastebin and add the lines to your settings. Then open teeworlds and go to the favorites tab. Note however, standard teeworlds client can only show favorites, use ddnet instead. Not Luck, Just Magic. MintyLemonJuice New member Offline. ChillerDragon Member Offline. S S: No such file or directory.
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