#....mostly

[livemedown]

[wings-of-ink]

Oblivious Oswin with an MC who will straight up tell him she's into him 🤚🏽a powerful duo

He's gonna have a little meltdown after this, lol.

[jackslocket]

carlos is going to say he's signing with williams and then i will have to change my theme to charles or jack

[elias-magnussy]

Just to remind you, Elias, you've promised not to watch me on my little outing today so that I get something with which to surprise you.

Jonathan is coming with me to help me choose, so do keep your eyes off him too, alright?

I look forwards to you seeing the results of this little shopping trip.

Yours,

Jonah

I can't watch you OR him? Damn. There go my plans for today. How am I supposed to cope when my two favorite spectatees are off-limits?

[martianbugsbunny]

Surely I am not the only person who got a little annoyed by how many times Loki did the hair flip in the first episode of S2, it's not his entire personality guys

[heich0e]

liv i would love new media hot man powerpoints i will read anything you write even if i don’t know who it is and i also love new hot men

77 slide men-i'd-fuck-from-Naruto powerpoint incoming bestie

[minkyutie]

guys i can't do this anymore i can't continue to bias a man who pours espresso into his water bottle while eating at a cafe in rome it's just too much for me 😭😭😭

[chimeric-art]

Keep working if you want darling, I won't distract you (too much)

Bunny belongs to @miss-mossball !

[wishhouse-in-your-soul]

YEAHHH look whose clothes arrived today

[golbrocklovely]

the tea has been exceptionably good today lol

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[savrenim]

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[itsscaredycat]

the triangle obtains a mortal human body! and depth perception!

edit: AU created by @/waty_mot and @/LosanPostle on twitter!

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden