My apologies to the other people who live in my house and have to listen to a grown adult playing row row row your boat over and over at the end of a long workday as I teach myself piano from the ground up
is anyone else scared of having to live off of acquaintances for the rest of their lives? is that just me? because this seems like a very millennial/gen z problem to have so I feel like it would apply to a lot of people...
We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.
i just want an AU where the justice league figure out there is SOME sort of connection between Captain Marvel/Shazam and this one 10 year old and someone starts getting a little too close to the truth (or a particularly outrageous falsehood) for comfort so Shazam just kind of...
"oh yeah I'm actually Billy's imaginary friend."
"what."
"Yeah, the kid's lined up to be a super powerful wizard and all that someday, but in the meantime all that 'magical potential' has to go somewhere, or something, y'know?"
"wait. wait. oh my god. this is why you just disappear when you're off duty and batman hasn't been able to find your secret identity????"
"haha yeah for sure. no secret identity i totally just stop existing entirely. yup."