#2am shitposting my friends

[the-commonplace-book]

[thatonechocogirl]

todays national shrimp day

so shout out to all artists whose posture looks like this🙏🏽

[raspberryjellybrains]

WORST. HOBBIT. EVER. 0/10 STARS, DOES NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT ELEVENSIES OR CONKERS.

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A black and white sketch of Dream of the Endless as a hobbit. He is shorter and stockier than he is in most aspects, with some hair on his feet and forearms as most Hobbits seem to cultivate. He is wearing a dark grey button down dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, with a white vest held closed with a thin rope pulled through horizontally three times. His pants are black, fairly standard Hobbit capris and his feet are customarily bare. His hair is shorter and neater than usual, and his face remains unchanged.

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[soiwatchthestars]

i've decided that starting tomorrow i will no longer be mentally ill 💝 im manifesting this CAN NOT fail i will See you in the morning

[starlit-supposedly]

This thought has been haunting me

So to have a forehead you need a hairline right? So if you’re bald, are you just all forehead or does it end at some point? Can you legally be all forehead?

[akikos-tribble-army]

Instagram thinks I have ADHD. Tiktok thinks I am autistic and aroace.

Tumblr is still trying to sell me viagra.

[hotchfiles]

hotch "representing the bau" hotchner x activist!reader who won't stand for bullshit

not like actual conflict cause we know hotch is a very principled guy

more like

"shit i can't shitpost about overthrowing the government anymore cause my boyfriend is the government" vibes

you have no idea how deeply i feel about this i've actually posted about this because i'm very much against all cops and he's a literal fed ! but

You met in the most conventional of ways, which makes the whole thing even funnier to the outside person. A bar. You noticed him the moment he walked in, too downright gorgeous to be ignored, you stare at him completely shamelessly and get a few shy awkward smiles in return while he sips on his first drink and talks to his companion, who you later learned was Rossi.

He will find it later on that you're not really up for games, but it takes him by surprise when you approach him, card in hand with your phone number and the red stain of your red lips on the other side. He's immediately smitten, being flirted with so openly at his age does wonders for his ego and he makes sure to text you as soon as he gets back to his apartment.

The texting back and forth goes for hours, a lot of flirting, you're much more outspoken than he is, but still you find him hilarious, you will be telling your friends he's the funny one between you two (none of them will believe you, but you like having this only to yourself as well).

You talk movies, plays, music, favorite drinks and by 2AM he asks you on a date. It’s perfect from the get go. He's flattering, compliments your choice of clothes, says he likes the lipstick (the same you used on the card he is keeping safe on his wallet), takes you to a nice restaurant.

You tell him since you made the very first move, he would have to be the one to kiss you, he argues he sent you the first text so you should be the one to do it, in the end none of you know who took the first move, you're just sure you were the one to unlock your apartment door, stumbling along with him as you two passionately kissed.

It's not common for this to happen for him, he's too much of a gentleman, sleeping with someone on the first date isn't the gentlemanly thing to do, you're not attached to those norms so even if he tried to argue, your lips glued to his neck as you worked on his belt took his mind off of it.

It's not until the next morning that he really notices your place: The types of books you had, some revolutionary art pieces and it's then he realizes he has no idea what you do for a living. Neither did he tell you he was a FBI agent. You two talked long hours and career wasn't even a topic (that may be why you caught his heart so fast).

You were a journalist, a writer, quite proficient and known for your progressive ideals and less than civil protests, so when you both realize the differences and the conflict it might bring, the first instinct was to pull away. Forget the whole thing. It was only one date after all.

It's a matter of days for the realization that being apart won't happen, your thoughts are filled with him and his voice and the way he touched you and Aaron can possibly detail every curve of your body and the way you smelled as if he was still in bed with you.

There's a mutual agreement of public discretion, you can't have your readers knowing you're falling for a fed, nor does the media needs any more reasons to write about the FBI.

His team knows though, and so does Strauss, she had to be warned of the possibility of your name popping up in some lists. She reads half of your writings after that, highlighting stuff you should not be writing about (you won't listen to her on it) and the compromise you make is to keep all of your opposition material completely professional, no tweets, no tiktoks, nothing of the sort with jokes about overthrowing the government.

"Did you... Did you just cite and use one of Stalin's books as a resource here?" He asks, he's in your bed, blue boxer shorts and white t-shirt on, completely comfortable with you already, his reading glasses sit on top of his nose like an old man and he furrows his brows, looking up at you. Aaron's interested in what you write, he truly reads whatever you hand him just to learn more about you, he's not the one to try to censure any of it.

"Well yeah... His writings are the easiest to comprehend on the topic." You shrug, not understanding the tone of his question at first.

"Honey... You can't just... Do you know how many... Forget it. Your editor will love it." His poor attempts to talk you down failing each time he looked over and saw your expectant eyes as his opinion is important to you. You smile at his defeat, taking the papers from his hand and throwing somewhere else in the room, his glasses go to the bedside table and soon you're kissing any of his worries away.

[art-of-bygost]

A shitpost that i sat on until 2am yesterday but it was worth it.

I present to you a chart of my character's cooking skill, ranked from best to worst. I had a realisation that my characters had vastly different abilities and ways of cooking, so i decided it would be fun to rank the.

Shoutout to my friends for helping me design the Ico burger, it's been a while since i laughed that hard drawing something

[jediwizard]

i took this picture last week. i went to the cinema with some old friends and watched the new deadpool movie. the film was so unoriginal and dumb, like most marvel movies lately, but i loved it anyway. the film was funny and it felt so nostalgic. it was the gayest thing ive ever seen, and this is by someone who obsesses over destiel and anderperry. after the film was over i went for lunch with my friends, and i ate japanese food. i ordered a chicken yakisoba, which is basically noodles with a lot of chicken, stir fried vegetables and all of it was coated in a sweet and tangy sauce. two of my friends saw how good it looked and they both ordered the same thing. i would definitely recommend anyone to try it if you haven't already.

my dad came to pick me up from the mall later, and we went to our favourite coffee shop. the place is really cozy and dark, with open brick walls, black leather couches, plants, records and prints of iconic artists like the beatles and bob dylan. my dad ordered mocha and i had hot chocolate. after we got home, my cousins invited my siblings and i for a sleep over and we had the best time. we watched casper (1995), one of my all time favourite movies. i was really looking forward to showing to my cousin. she didn't like it much, and i'll admit, i was a bit disappointed. on the other hand, she and i read pretty much the same type of books and we would talk for hours about percy jackson. anyway, we eventually fell asleep at 2am after singing, talking and taking a shit ton of photos on my sister's digital camera. i fell asleep on my cousin brother's bed, and just like almost every other 12 year old, he had spiderman bedsheets.

the next day, my cousin brother and i were the last ones to wake up. the girls woke us up and we went down for breakfast. my aunt made a ton of stuff and we went to their pool later. my uncle grows a lot of vegetables in their backyard, contrary to my dad, who finds it impossible to keep an indoor plant alive for more than a month lol. we probably spent 3 hours in the pool before our parents eventually called us in.

i would have posted a picture of my friends and i or a pic from the sleepover, but i feel uncomfortable posting pictures of myself for strangers to see;) i took this picture at my parents house. the rooftop's one of my favourite places in the whole world because of how peaceful it is. i took this at around 4.30pm and while it doesn't showcase any photography skills, i just really liked how the sky looked around the time that the sun was setting.

i don't usually blog about my life, but saturday and sunday were really good days and i wanted to document it somewhere. if you read this entire shitpost, then thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[spongeofaces]

hi!! hru? i saw that matchups were opens, so i'd like to request a romantic twst matchup if it's possible!!

i am an entp 7w6, i'm often described as an eccentric, humorous, and a carefree person (it's just that i don't use my braincells that much)

i'm usually friendly, but you can get a reaction from me easily and i'll get into bickerings (i'll forget it off after 5mins in total)

i'm quite guillble, i also have a bad habit of procrastrating important matters and hanging around instead until there's no time left- i can be dense too, i have a new injure thrice a week usually

i'm a bit careless which makes me get scolded often

so i think what i want in a partner is that they at least.... can put up with me lol

when people around me say that they weren't in a good mood but it has gotten better because of me, like i did??? but that's the benefit from being the clown friend i see

i like puns, and i like to ride bikes

i'm addicted to carbonated drinks

nature outings are my breather

if someone gifts me food, i'll pledge my allegiance to them/srs

zoology is my fav topic!! especially penguins, i could blabber about them forever

i can be both the listener and the talker

i just can't tolerate people who are blunt to the point of rudeness, jokes are good tho

my love language is quality time and sending u shitposts at 3am

i am not used to affection that much (especially in words) so it never fails to unlock soft spots in me when yhey do that-

ty!!!!! sorry if too long

I'm sorry if this one is a little OOC, Cater isn't exactly an open book.

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I match rinthelordofbean with...

♦️ Cater Diamond ♦️

-:-:-:-

Cater is a tease. Pretty obvious from the game, right? All his little comments directed at his classmates, sweet but not quite genuine. So, of course, you're not exempted from his sweet words either.

The social media guy! You send him a shitpost? Cool, he has like five for you in return. He probably has an album or board full of stupid little things he thinks you'd like. 2am meme war. You guys won't ever be getting sleep at this rate.

Pictures, pictures and more pictures! Dating Cater, that's a given. Don't worry, if you don't want them posted, he won't post them, he'll just pout and whine a bit.

Every time you forget to use your braincells, he'll be right there to tease you. Annndddd eventually help out. After like, ten minutes.

Your unintentional warmness, clumsiness, clowny attitude, it all makes him brighten up. They're some of the few times he smiles genuinely. And laughing. Lots of laughing.

He may not be big on studying, so he won't know much about zoology, but if something penguin related turns up on his socials, you'll find it in your messages later.

Matching things? Matching outfits, matching pfps, matching everything! Cause of his dad's job, Cater moves very often, never sticking to a place long enough to make any close attatchments. I feel like having matching things like this will make him feel more connected to you. An anchor to the relationship, in a way.

If he ever gets gifted sweets, he'll pass them on to you.

Other options: Floyd, Idia and Lilia.

[estonian-is-horrible]

eesti dashcon'23 pt.3

Yeah, okay, I guess I'm doxxing myself: Here's a Doodle where you can select which dates would work for you. Feel free to use a fake name, this is just to get an idea what calendar dates work for most people.

& again: if you can't come this time, there will be more opportunities.

Please reblog if you want your mutuals to come meet you as well.

FAQ pt.2:

What in the hellsite is a pancake party? It's just like. People hanging out and talking about life. Not so different from blogging! Instead of typing shitposts you just say them out loud. It's pretty wild.

I make crêpes. People who don't know what to say shove crêpes in their mouth. People who are full try to pet the kitties. People who don't like kitties touch my instruments without asking and get their grubby fingers smacked.

But I am le introverted!!! Yeah, s a m e. Look: I've organized 60+ of these things only because I love my friends and because I don't have to go anywhere, and nobody can blame me if I hide in the kitchen and make pancakes to avoid talking to people. You'll be fine here. You can hide in the other room, sit in the corner quietly, or play Large Brick NoName-Brand-Jenga, or Munchkin or whatever.

I have allergies :( Well, sadly I have 2 cats, but luckily I have Zyrtec. As for food, I can try to make gluten free and/or vegan pancakes. I'll ask about that in the survey later.

Usual pancake ingredients: vanilla extract, wheat flour 405, eggs, lactose-free milk, brown sugar, salt, cinnamon, black pepper, olive oil, blueberry flour.

I'm gonna be late / can't stay long No such thing as "late". Come whenever. Leave whenever. All good. If it's not on a weekday, we might be around until midnight or 2am.

Do I like. Bring anything? If you want to share something, then sure, but it's up to you. Food & snacks will be provided. BYOB if you're planning to drink.

How do I know I won't wake up without a kidney? How does anyone, really? 🤔 You'll be fine. I met like a dozen estonian tumblrinas. Look in the notes, hopefully someone will vouch for me. I have a strict no fuckboys policy. Don't encourage anyone to drink. If you will drink, drink slightly less than you can handle. One beer = one glass of water. Take care of your health.

Wh... where is this. What's going on. My apartment. 67 square meters or so? Bus 18, 18A, 14, 33, 10, train stop Hiiu. It's like half an hour from the center, quiet and vaguely middle class.

Staying safe, pt.2: I'm still trying to figure out how to best organize this while letting everyone stay anonymous. More details in a future post.

[kayatoastkkat]

maybe it's about time I made a post to describe my blog idk i saw others do it

I'll update this as time passes :D for now this post shall exist and you will see it every time you make the decision of clicking on my blog. I think it's meant to make navigating here easier?

giant text wall incoming...

Oook! To start off, some facts about me here!

You can call me Kat, or any variations of my user will do!

I am Singaporean, can speak both English and Chinese fluently (doubt about Chinese though). Also a minor, so take note of that please! I don't mind interacting with people who aren't but if people have a problem with that I'd understand and stop bothering you.

You can use my art, as long as you credit me properly! My ask box is open, as are my dms, so feel free to drop me a message if you don't feel like sending a question where I'll reply and post publicly (actually please do message me please I'm lonely I want to talk pleas-)

Even though this blog is mainly The Glass Scientists, I'm in several other fandoms although I'm massively inactive and contribute nothing to them. Examples include Good Omens, Nevermore (webtoon), Legend of Hei, The Owl House, Amphibia, just usual fantasy adventure stuff mostly.

Enough about me I believe, since you already can tell I love to talk, now here are tags I use!

#my art : for all the art I post, from my digital art I put in time and effort on to silly doodles I drew to stop myself from falling asleep in class

#my shitposts : stuff I post for funsies, usually memes or tired 2am thoughts inspired from my chaos group chat

#kkat's monday rants : for whatever reason, you want to find my rambling and breakdown on each new TGS page. Here they are!

and naturally, anything TGS would go under #the glass scientists, where it forms most of my blog. Do take note this includes reblogs!

#tgs as vines : exactly what it says on the tin. edited by my friend, drawn by me. inspired by Overly Sarcastic Productions' vine series

#the crow house au : simply put, I made a TGS crossover with The Owl House. mostly sketches as I have no solid plot with this au yet, but that might change in the future 👀

#kayatoastdtiys : for my 100 followers DTIYS and its submissions!

#nevermore webtoon : all my fanart for the webtoon Nevermore by Kit Trace and Kate Flynn!

there is #real life stuff . rants and stuff that happened irl go here

Hope you can have fun on my blog! I know I look really gloomy but trust me I am capable of happiness please-

[cherrychapati]

I posted 905 times in 2022

212 posts created (23%)

693 posts reblogged (77%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@chanstopher

@aaftaaab

@honeytuesday

@sunsetpan0rama

I tagged 358 of my posts in 2022

#dharani shitposts - 47 posts

#answered - 33 posts

#mom i love him - 30 posts

#spotify - 26 posts

#my banana - 20 posts

#<3 - 19 posts

#playlist - 18 posts

#harry styles - 16 posts

#lizzy - 16 posts

#stray kids - 14 posts

Longest Tag: 122 characters

#but i absolutely know my volatile ass will be like why did i think this was a good idea like a year after i get the tattoo

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

listen to this when you're

on a date at a museum

stuck in the 80s

going book shopping

feeling edgy but happy

walking in the rain

in the mood for summer

feeling nostalgic

in your enfp era

doing long distance

in need of a hug

falling in love

scared of the future

113 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

#4

playlists for when you feel like

swinging your legs on the moon

you're in your safe space

going on a date

exploring an art museum

falling in love with a boy with a guitar

touching the world with bare hands (even if it burns)

you're falling apart at 3 am

dancing in your room at 10 am

drowning

angry crying from all the hurt

hugging your best friend

having a nostalgic sleepover

going to the library

147 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#3

playlists vibe-checked by the greeks:

artemis: walking through a forest, hearing the leaves rustling in the leaves, feeling content and happy, holding your journal to your chest, scaling the nearby trees to feel like you're on the top of the world, inhaling the scent of leaves and rain

euphrosyne: skipping across an old rickety bridge, bursting with joy, feeling the breeze in your hair, a book tucked into your bag, a cup of coffee in your hands

persephone: running across a field in spring, holding hands with someone you love, looking at how spring emerges, laughing up at the sun, seeing birds fly across the sky

dionysus: avoiding going to class, feeling like life is stretched out endlessly in front of you, sitting at an empty baseball field, reaching into a bucket of popcorn, drinking slushies at 3 in the morning

aphrodite: going to a coffee shop with the person you love, being best friends, unconsciously looking for them everywhere, realizing you never have to try when you're around them

207 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

#2

playlists for when you're

so bone-tired you could collapse

streaming midnights

in a museum

ready to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

baking something sweet

floating in the clouds

ready for a 2am nap at an airport

on a nostalgia kick

feeling like a rockstar

in a fall mood // anne with an e

in need of a hug

crying on the bathroom floor

429 notes - Posted November 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

listen to this when you're:

falling in love

running through an open field

going on a morning walk

in a car on the highway

being alone but not lonely

mentally in the 50s in New Orleans

getting ready for a night out

sitting with a friend near a lake

crying alone in your bedroom

heartbroken

winding down after a long day

going to college

partying in your bedroom at 1 am

going to a museum

missing the boyband era

1,030 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

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[arlecchno]

SHSJDJSK OH MY GOD HI ITS ME JELLYFISH (silly text coloring is very fun to me) AGAIN HAHAH - okay so one , oh my god youre so nice WTF AAAH two , i dont have a board in real life because goodness the amount of printer ink id use to make little pictures for it …. the google slide i made was an absolute shitpost (because thats pretty much just how i think LMAO) im really into genshin lore itself and have a handful of “original” (as in ive never seen anyone else talk about em) theories (ive made a slideshow for one of them too —though i must admit it needs a lot of revision— and another is currently in progress) so i have a bit of a knack for “narrative detective work” as i call it LOL . little fun fact here (because im a total a show - off) i actually started seeing yunjin as a suspect around the ball arc ! (official documentation of my suspicion was the 5th of december between chapters 21 - 23 , if i recall correctly) the suspicious bolded texts about their relationship and viktors lie when asked about yunjins whereabouts /REALLY/ set off some alarm bells in my head , among other things . admittedly i never solved these cases a really long time before the main cast finds out , but i think its still a win , yeah ? honestly it was a bit of a shocker to me when it was revealed yunjin was “playing as” viktor , i never really considered that possibility in my head at the time ! kudos to you my friend , youve successfully plot - twisted the detective ! (haha) id totally log onto my actual tumblr account to send you the silly theoryboard i made for another fic because i think its funny to show people but its SO unprofessional and weird so idk tell me if youd like to see it i guess - i hope my unfiltered ranting doesnt bother you lmao , ALSOBEFOREIFORGET ILY2 <3 <3 (/p) BUT IT IS LIKE 2AM RIGHT NOW SO I WILL ONCE AGAIN SIGN OFF !! (note: please dont mind any spelling or grammar mistakes because i inevitably get a little braindead when its so late at night -)

yours truly ,

- jellyfish

HI JELLYFISH NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!

i should've mentioned the google slides board instead of just board because i knew what you meant haha! 😭 and about the running out of ink thing is so true i think if i had an irl corkboard where i solve out a case it's gonna be one hell of a mess...

and wow!!! i like genshin lore a lot but never really have the time to invest in everything since well, there's a whole lot of 'em 😔 it's actually so cool that you write up these digital boards and solve out stuff!! so interesting to see new kinds of ways to spend your free time~

i'm glad you caught on that yun jin was the serial killer around those chapters! i actually did purposely plan to start making her suspicious around the grad ball arc since it was one of the breaking points of y/n and kuni's relationship, so her having a big role in it makes everything more conflicted and wicked. it's a really nice addition to her character lmao

yun jin playing as viktor was something i myself hadn't expected to do ngl. i have no idea how i managed to execute that perfectly but i'm glad i did, seeing everyone's reactions to it is really comical and enjoyable! i love making people squirm! /hj

if you're comfortable with it, then sure! feel free to share that board with your theories on that fic you're talking about~ it'd be nice to see what goes on inside your head (I SWEAR THIS IS MEANT IN A NICE WAY!!!)

also, you never bother me!!! i like getting my inbox full with people interacting with me, so if anyone here who reads this wants to hit me up, then feel free to do so! i'm always open to new anons and friends :D

have a very nice day jellyfish and happy new year's eve / new year's! have a splendid 2023 up ahead 🫶

[mysterieuxclairdelune]

Losing your best friend is so weird...

Yes I still have our favourite picture as my phone wallpaper, yes I still read our old chats and smile at our silly fights and my eyes get full of tears at our heartfelt messages, I still miss you, I still pray for your happiness, I still wonder if things would be alright if I had done something differently, I still wonder what would happen if you never met those new people, I still wish if you'd just call me one night and we'd talk it all out... but no I won't pickup because deep down i know that the version of you that I knew, loved, cherished, cared about the most and considered my soulmate is long gone...

And i wish I could do something to change that...

ms.anonymous

{Excerpt from the diary/I can't read without crying}

[qualityrain]

hi im so normal about them