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lutrinelemon · 2 years

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things I have done this week

Accidentally poured tea all over myself while walking

Lost my shit bc my teacher said "blue footed booby"

cleaned my room

slap boxing bc I have siblings and we are hyper

Explained what a mouthgasm is

Gone on a lil walk

Had the dying urge to be a clown /srs

#things i did #I want to be a clown #Siblings #cleaned my room #i burned my tongue #Burned myself ouch #Hot tea #blue footed booby #5 year old humor #bwahahaha #silly goofy mood #walkingaround #clown posting #mmmm #Mmmmclownmmm

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book-lover85 · 17 days

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Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #sokeefe #he watches him and sophie's 5 year old little boy and 11 year old girl (she's currently applying for Foxfire) while sophie works #he does his own art pieces along with commissions at home #and the little boy can teleport so he's constantly dropping in on sophie and fitz at their job #(it's related to them being cognates or something idk)#and keefe has a panic attack because he looked away for one second to add a detail to his sketch and now his kid's gone #their kid drops into sophie's arms (or right outside the door of the building she works at)#and sophie gives him an eye roll and a disappointed look for freaking his father out and interrupting her #(he has absolutely appeared when she was in a super important meeting)#this is all based on the assumption that elves don't have some kind of basic schooling before foxfire or other schools like it #when he appears back at their residence (their leapmaster floor has an open roof for teleportation)#keefe is standing there frantically ready to catch him #and their girl (im shit with names) is standing there giving him a look like “I thought you weren't scared of anything”#and he's just caught the kid and is trying to rock him to sleep cause teleporting is tiring for a 5 year old #but he humors her while walking down the hall to his bedroom #“who said i wasn't?” “i do” “why?”#“nobody who actually beat an ogre would be scared of their child teleporting away”#“you'd be surprised”#(she doesn't beleive he actually fought dimitar and thinks it's an elaborate inside joke between sophie him and queen ro)#so they keep going back and forth with him being vague about the details because while he did beat dimitar #he is absolutely exaggerating all the details #“keefe you can't tell our kids you punched dimitar and he immediately surrendered” “please” “no”#and then they get to his room on the second floor and he shushes her so he can place the sleeping boy in his bed #i have so many thoughts about future sokeefe actually

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picory · 1 month

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ok i laughed

#quacks #i have the humor of a 5 year old #i can still hear him even with the video on mute and it still makes me laugh

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twsted-seas · 2 years

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Lilia, explaining how he almost died once and took a dip in the afterlife:

Baby!Silver: “Wow! What did you say when you saw it, papa?”

Lilia, having war flashbacks, remembering what he actually said, which was something along the lines of : fucking HELL not toDAY I absolutely reFUSE!! FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK YOU ALL TOO!!! no FUCKING thank you! I will see your sorry asses LATER!!!! Absolutely FUCK THIS SHIT I AM OUT!!!!

Lilia, looking at his 5 year old: “Oh, crumbs!”

#lilia vanrouge #silver vanrouge #twst #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland #twst jp spoilers #twst masquerade #the real humor in this is that 5 year old silver took him completely seriously and believed him verbatim to this day

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tariah23 · 7 months

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I feel like tumblr users just being laughing at anything on here because wtf is a skibidi toilet

#like the meme #tumblr is white after all so nvm I won’t even ask these sorts of things anymore #rambling #if it’s not aave it’s like 5 year old humor #I’m #sorry let me not be mean and a buzz kill sorry sorry

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unrealcosima · 9 days

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

#peaceful property #i have the sense of humor of a 5 year old i know

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rosykims · 2 years

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ELSPETH COUSLAND, WARDEN COMMANDER OF THE GREY

There is no Ferelden son or daughter alive who does not know the name Elspeth Cousland. Though still walking amongst us in the world today, feat after impossible feat has elevated the Warden Commander's name to the heights of near myth. Like the Dwarven Paragons, Ser Aveline the chevalier, Dane and the werewolves and beloved heroes of old, the Highever woman known simply as Ella to her friends is regaled by taverkeep and teryn alike for her legendary exploits during the Fifth Blight. [template]

[Except from ‘Faces of the Dragon: Figures of Fame and Notoriety Throughout the Dragon Age’ by Brother Genitivi]

#EDIT: changed her fc !#dao #oc: elspeth #yes i stole genitivi's identity and brand to make these lame codex entries. and i'd do it again !#aka i will bc ive written for cillian and ashara too #anyways hi. new years resolution is im going to be SO much more annoying about tempates #i dropped the ball so bad in 2022 but no longer !#this has been in my drafts forever but i never posted it bc i kept making last minute additions and being extra in general #but yeah. um. i love her #shes changed so much since i first made her back in ye olde 2018..... for the better altho she would likely not agree <3 #also i need a disclaimer that honestly she's a 4 or 5 in humor when shes in a goofy mood.. i just put her as a 3 #bc she can also be incredibly broody and woe-is-me sometimes which kind of takes away from the memery :(#im still leaving the possibility of her becoming queen consort in the future. she just needs to mope around ferelden a bit first lol

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clumsyraccoon · 8 months

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Various random thoughts because I'm literally gulping down chapter after chapter and I've lost sense of time lol

Shiraishi being bullied around by Tanigaki's dick wasn't on my bingo card XD

Ogata dammit you had me for a moment there

askldhlsfdha TANIGAKI'S PICTURES LMAO

Tsukishima seems the only sane person in the 7th division, please give him early retirement, he deserves it

Kadokura is making me question my own tastes even more.......

#Coony's ramblings #Coony reads Golden Kamuy #also yes I have the sense of humor of a 5-years-old and laughed like an idiot when they were going around naked against the blind bandits X

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bronze-bits-babyyy · 8 months

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starting this series called “things I’ve heard 5-year olds say”

my cousin talking to her friend:

“Why do you have a napkin in your room?”

“Decoration”

#things I’ve heard 5 year olds say #bronze bits #humor #funny #stories

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netscapenavigaytor · 2 years

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actually i feel like a whole essay could be written about "Random Humor" and how it did not really go away so much as get rebranded and change its presentation somewhat. tumblr especially loves its absurdist non-sequiturs but it is afraid to call it as it is (random humor) and quite frankly some of the posts on this site WISH they could be as funny as a ytp from 2009. i havent the braincells right now (or maybe ever idk) to write such an essay though