#9 5!gf

[the-phantom-author]

more on the normal 9-5 gf!!! like i imagine the chat loving her so much because she is so down to earth and realest out of all of them

she comes into his stream still in her work clothes looking like a corporate baddie because she promised to appear this day and they are like ‘wow the dedication’

i imagine their dynamtic ‘hasan works hard, but y/n works HARDER’, like he always tells the chat how much of a girlboss she is😎 when their demand for her

she also gets asked a lot of questions about how to deal with stress and so much going on in their lives and the chat is like ‘how do you do it????? and how are you still sane???’ i think that would birth a new segment on his streams where only she talks and gives advice

also a lot of people are very curious about of their relationship works out when both of them are work dogs

Chat would love you!

Even before they find out you and Hasan are dating, they see you as like their cool aunt. Like when you're around things are more lighthearted and fun: they're getting office gossip out of you, while you're also incredibly clueless about slang because you just don't use social media. At the same time you give all kinds of advice; how to apply for jobs once you get out of collage, what kinds of things you can wear in an office and where they can be bought, interview tips, how to apartment hunt, and other things of that nature.

Showing up on stream after you get home and going directly to Hasan stream room. Showing off the fit first and slowly as stream continues you start to get more and more homey, your hair comes down, you shoes are off, you eventually leave to get completely change into something more comfy.

Chat demanding you 🥺. Hasan's always having to go on about how "she's in the middle of an 8 hour work day, she might not feel like being on stream when she gets back, and you all have to respect that.

I imagine him talking about you this way a lot. X (47:20-48:10). Very "She keeps me sane and grounded and in return I keep her sane and grounded."

[pondslime]

GORL.............we are popping the BIGGEST bottles 🍾🥂🎉

[sofiavonlea]

I'm so sad

[bloodsbane]

so i decided to give 100 girlfriends a try a week or two ago 'cause i just needed a lighthearted and/or stupid anime to mindlessly watch, and it's exactly those two things, overall pretty fun, however i have just watched the scene revealing the identity of his 6th soulmate and. well

[mossytrashcan]

had a horrible realization that I have a lot in common with aegon. now why would they (vague enemy) do me like this

[b1gwings]

doodles from tonight's dnd session :]

[not-a-space-alien]

[image description: The meme from the office where he is saying "I love my friends. I'd love to be awake at the same time as them someday."]

-_- tfw when your sleep schedules dont line up

[takiisinevitable]

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH FNAF OC WHOS NAME I FORGOT! theyre an oc i repurposed during 2021 (i made them waaaayyyyy back....like...2017 back.) and apparently i made them funtime foxy's romantic partner and roleplay partner. they did roleplays together before the rental thingy happened

[monkeydlesbian]

curling up in jolyne’s lap like a fat house cat as we speak

[heyitslapis]

teeny vent

[the-phantom-author]

Hasan Piker | 9-5!gf

Is this a rewrite of three asks? Yes. Did I more to it? Also yes.

Request are open. Reblogs always welcome.

Y’all meet completely accident. It was in an elevator that got stuck for an hour. You were visiting a friend, who just got a promotion, and he was in New York for a friends wedding.

The elevator got stuck for an hour, honestly neither of you talked to each other for the first five or so minutes but it was a bit awkward being in that close of a space with another without interacting, so he asked about what you were doing first. As you spent time in that elevator you realized how easily conversation came between the two of you, and when you found out that both of you live around the L.A. area, you exchanged numbers.

At first hasan was a bit worried that he wouldn’t be able to spend enough time with you, given how much he works and what he does for work, but it didn’t take him long until he found out that you’re just as much of a work horse as he is.

As much as both of you are busy, you both start your day at the same time, your morning routine and breakfast are always reliable times for the two of you to spend together. He’ll wake up at around 6-6:30am and go out for his morning workout, come back with coffee for you and wakes you up. Morning shower/bath, going through doing your makeup, doing your hair, and getting dressed to then make breakfast.

You get off of work about two hours before he does. While the last bit of his stream is usually more fun content, you don’t get that same liberty with your job, so the two hours you get when you come home and Hasan is still streaming, you take that time to relax. Take your hair down, get into comfy clothes, make tea, read a book, whatever you need to do to get yourself out of the work head space that you get into. Even if he has calls to make or research to do, the camera's off and your able to exist together without judgment from chat.

Speaking of chat, when your on stream chat honestly adores you. At first it’s very “This is my friend y/n, she works a normal 9-5 and is bullying me into ending stream so we can hang out later.” and you start showing up as “Hasan’s normy friend”. Chat likes so much because you are so normal, unlike some of his other guests who are streamers, lawyers, journalists, and other political figures, you’re just you. You wake up and go to an office to work for 8 hours and come home, in a very similar manner as to what they do.

Chat likes to ask Hasan about you a lot. You don’t use social media, at all really, so all information they get about you is from his stream. Que chat asking if you have a boyfriend, and hasan always having to be like “She’s dating someone chat, stop asking about it”. When you’re on stream and talking about the fact you have a boyfriend with hasan right next to you, you pick on all the time.

“Yeah, I have a boyfriend, but he is annoying sometimes☺️” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN”

“He also snores super loudly.”

He’s trying to get you to take what you said back while trying to sound as detached from it as possible as to not implicate him being said boyfriend.

He fails of course, you bring him his lunch or a snack one day and as he takes it he slips up and says something like “I’m so lucky i’m marrying you”. The moment that he accidentally spills the fact that your secret boyfriend is him, it's over. Chat will not let him move in for the life of the stream. It's officially The Integration Of Hasan on stream.

Chat has soooo much respect for you. From the times that it’s just hasan telling them you’ve had a really busy week at work and won’t be on stream to the ties you walk in, still in your work clothes. You provide very practical advice while on stream as well. Talking about what to expect in the workforce, how to find jobs out of college, what kind of clothes are workplace appropriate, where you can get these clothes for cheap, what to look for in an apartment and roommates, how to keep friendships alive, ect ect. They also get the office gossip from you.

TLDR; the relationship dynamic is very "She keeps me sane and grounded and in return I keep her sane and grounded." I imagine him talking about you this way a lot. X (47:20-48:10)

[s1gmagirl]

fuck timezones actually ://

[yujateaandpi]

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[suiana]

struck with the need for a rich white man again... this isnt helping the asian gf and white bf stereotypes bruh

(yandere! old money bf x gn! reader)

"ugh... I don't wanna work..."

"you don't have to. just let me take care of you."

you look at your boyfriend, pouting at his words before sighing dramatically as you roll over to his part of the bed. you and him were both chilling in his family's villa over in Italy, having wanted a short overnight getaway from everyone else.

and right now you were complaining about your shitty 9 to 5 job after having an online shopping spree, sponsored by his family's money.

"but like, you know, if i don't work i can't complain about my shitty boss or my free loader teammates! my life will be boring as hell and-"

"boring? why would it be boring?"

he pauses mid-sentence, giving you a side glare before continuing his words as he flips to the next page of some random book he picked up.

"you have me. your life will never be boring with me around."

your life will never be boring with me around.

well, that was true, but you couldn't help but pout at his words. you just wanted to complain for a bit! after all, it helps relieve some of your stress. if you had nothing to complain about, what would your life be like? boring as hell, damn! you knew that if you agreed to let him take care of you you wouldn't need to lift a damn finger anymore and you'd just live a slack life.

fun at first but you'd be so bored out of your mind that you'd actually go crazy because you just know he's never letting you work again if you agree.

"yeah but like, work-"

"you don't want me to take care of you?"

he pouts, placing his book down as he wraps his arms around your torso and snuggles against you.

"i want to take care of you. now and forever."

he mutters into your nody, voice coming out muffled as you awkwardly pat his head. you watch in confusion as he mutters something incoherent before making eye contact with you.

"i love caring for you. but it would be better if you were fully dependent on me..."

"what was that?"

"what? nothing. you heard nothing my love."

"uhuh..."

[jirsungs]

NO IDEA ☆ l.dh

pairing: loser!donghyuck x fem!reader

no idea synopsis: a story where both you and lee donghyuck seem to get what you want. he's the perfect pawn in making your ex-boyfriend jealous and the smarty pants tutor helping you pass your math class. donghyuck has it easy too, he's finally able to seek out and experience the world of dating through you, his long-devoted crush and surprisingly enthusiastic tutoring student. but then again, when meaningless tutoring sessions soon evolve into reciprocated feelings, is it really that easy?

genre: college au, nonidol au, fake dating au, social media au (includes written chapters), classmates to friends to lovers, he's a nerd & she's a popular cheerleader (you see where this is going), he fell first but she fell harder trope, kinda based off to all the boys i've loved before, fluff, crack/humor, angst, one-sided pining that turns into mutual pining

warnings: explicit language, unrealistic college partying, talks about family issues (this does NOT reflect any of the idol's families!), yuqi has an ex gf, some alcohol consumption, kys and sexual humor, bullying, hyuck and his buds are mistreated ☹️, hyunjin is a bad bf!!!, cheesy af, unrequited love, bad insults that sound like they're from the 2000s

no idea playlist: btr's no idea, taylor swift's you belong with me, the vamps + demi lovato's somebody to you, james arthur's can i be him, ariana grande's daydreamin, fitz & the tantrums' out of my league, shawn mendes' treat you better, bruno mars' just the way you are, lonely god's marlboro nights, the 1975's i'm in love with you, sam smith's like i can, arctic monkeys' wanna be yours

author's note: FIRST HYUCK SMAUU! how we feeling 😏 i needed to get this idea out of my system! plus, i love this type of trope, and haechan just fits the nerdy role 😭 I HAD TO! but happy reading :D <3

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profiles: "ncu freaks" + jeno 🤔 | gal pals & two men

intro. #manifestationiskey 🩷

ep 1. but a FAILING?

ep 2. i guess i'm her tutor

ep 3. WHY IS HE ATTRACTIVE

ep 4. COUGH y/n bag him COUGH

ep 5. i know i can treat youuu bettterr

ep 6. YNHYUCK PLOT IS FINALLY SAILING!

ep 7. bro texts with his 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪 mode on 🐺👅

ep 8. bro fumbled HARD 🤦‍♂️

ep 9. LET THE BOY LIVE!! HES IN LOVE!!

ep 10.

ep 11.

ep 12.

more to come. . .!

started: 09/06/24 finished:

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