#9:42 am

[klaudia2646]

I went back to work on Thursday, my 2 coworkers and I were the only ones getting the memo I guess about wearing same colors. Dorky joke but we had a laugh about it.

It’s been a slow recovery for David but he’s actually having more problems with the sciatic nerve than his head. Last night was the first good night sleep he and I had. The doctor had prescribed him oxycodone for the pain but he declined it, said that when he took one at the hospital only made him loopy but didn’t help with the pain. So yesterday he called the hospital in Iowa City and asked them if they could just send the prescription to our local pharmacy in Waterloo. Of course he had to go round and round about this and explain why. So I was able to finally go and get it yesterday and got him a heating pad. So he took the oxycodone last night which helped him sleep and he’s doing much better this morning. I actually didn’t wake up when his alarm went off at 2 in the morning for him to take his one pill.

I brought in all three Christmas decorations from outside since it was going to start snowing this weekend and this coming week will snow more and temps will drop considerably. They’re in the porch and I’ll put them away as I can. I’ll have to take care of removing the snow from the driveway as well. We share the driveway with a couple of neighbors and I don’t want any problem with that.

So 2024 started very busy for me but I’m not complaining. I just wish we had less stairs in this house 😝 but I look at it as exercise. I also have to prepare healthier meals with less sodium. I’m taking more pictures with my good camera as it relaxes me.

Now I have to keep doing laundry and trying to box some of the decorations. Peace out ✌️

[lovemehatemex0]

Cozy Mondays

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Grian: Stop getting near me. Bdubs stop getting near me.

Bdubs turns and looks at Grian: Hold my hand.

[lordgolden]

happy 6 months to me literally being someone’s lawyer. that’s still soooo insane to me. your tumblr mutual shitposting about books is also giving legal advice and going to court

[shibusawaz]

sigma, probably

blank under the cut if anyone would like to.... you know.... tell me the lyrics of their favorite song....

[walking-circles]

my bus got canceled and the next one comes in 20 minutes. im gnna to be late to my english finalllll :(

[kittyandco]

i need to stay off this website rn

[streetlight-haver]

what the FUCK have i done

[curiosity-killed]

I left exactly one (1) thing not done Friday night when I worked till 2 AM, and I specifically left it in the hopes that I’d be less pissed about it with some time away but I opened it up now to finish and I am actually still just as pissed

[pnuk-r0ck]

POV: You’re not sure if it’s a crush or you just think he’s cool but you’re just going with it cause thinking too hard hurts.

[artisticallyaroacecrickett]

tag yourself as a small fraction of the things my classmates have said this school year:

(under the cut bc there's 45 of them)

"I'm so lucky I was born with balls."

"CAUCASIAN. SKITTLES."

"(name), you're my favorite green bean!"

"You two are the solitary reasons we will never achieve world communism."

"Excuse me sir, but may I take a bite of your chromosome?"

"My tits are elevated."

"Hey where's my pencil?" "I ate it."

"We should abolish Kentucky."

"The four horsemen of the apocalypse make me so happy!"

*delighted gasp* "opium~"

"I love fingering fruits!!!" (the "fruits" in question were raspberries)

"Remember guys, Omaha means family"

"I am a lovechild of God!"

"Baguette study guide, oui oui croissant worksheet."

(singing whilst playing piano) "I love Ohio~"

"You can only be wrong eighteen times, then the government kills you."

"I have father issues."

(on phone) "Hey, mom. Why does my lettuce taste like milk?"

"I was doomed to fail from the start." "Yay! :D"

"TEACHER, SHE KILLED MY SON!!"

"(Name), your bagel is homophobic."

"Don't come near me, I have tuberculosis and don't want to infect you." "What about them?" "I don't mind them. You have potential."

"How do you say, 'left to get the milk' in Spanish?"

"Think about it this way: If you're rich and sad, you're Batman."

"So. What do you think of Romeo x Friar Lawrence?"

"Whistle your way to Wonderville. And by Wonderville, I mean the Kingdom of God."

"You killed my father. That's not very awesomesauce."

"I would recommend bonking your head against the wall. It makes a silly noise."

"Guys I think my gmail is trying to gaslight me."

"Luke Bryan is not real. He is an invention."

"I know a man who sat on his hamster once."

"I am going to riot in the streets about the Chicago rat hole."

"Bio isn't that hard, but it's common sense, AND I HAVE NONE."

"Young lady, the only thing we serve in this house is cunt."

*tired history teacher voice* "These sock puppets will be used to recreate the decolonization of South Sudan."

"I am running on sheer willpower and a muffin right now."

*very tired history teacher voice* "For the last time, no, we are not hiring Blackbeard."

"Italy was invented by the Mafia in order to sell cheese."

"That is Jonathan Groff you imbecile."

"Sorry, the toaster died."

"Have a problem? Take it up with my supervisor. His name is God"

*extremely tired history teacher voice* "Nobody cares about the goddamn ghost of Alexander Hamilton."

"I would rather starve than eat off-brand Oreos."

"The day I got revenge on an iPad kid was the greatest day of my life."

"Only the Octonauts can save them now."

[lovemehatemex0]

I can’t wait for coffee.

[ronjunnie]

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[bartholomew-junior]

this drawing is of @wafs-posts’ granddaughter before the horrific war began raging in the gaza strip and basic necessities became scarce, and disease was curable in undamaged clean hospitals. wafaa kindly gave me some words to help describe her situation.

This is Wafa's spoiled granddaughter, whom her daughter considers the spoiled child of the family. She is like a princess. The war came and killed everything beautiful inside her. She has been suffering for 9 months in the war, being displaced to tents and the sidewalk without any necessities for life, such as food and drink. They destroyed this little girl. She is still suffering from... Liver disease and anemia due to the war on Gaza and its surroundings deteriorate every day due to the scarcity of food and high prices. Please donate and participate, it may save her life

here is the link to their gofundme (31k/50k), where they are less than 20k away from their goal. please donate anything that you can.

[jayflrt]

a stoner’s guide to starbucks

PAIRING ▸ lee heeseung x fem!reader (ft. enha, winter from aespa, beomgyu from txt, and dino from svt)

GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), crack, fluff, stoner au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual jokes, zero braincells, limited knowledge of the starbucks corporation, weed consumption, dumb shenanigans, ignore timestamps!

SUMMARY ▸ in which you work at the starbucks where heeseung is a regular at (and considered a public enemy). also he only goes when he’s stoned off his ass.

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! i am alive (real) also i was so committed to the bit that i got high to make this <3 shoutout @hoonbear for the Extensive Starbucks Knowledge 🫡 i would also like to note that i am NOT doing a tag list for this smau. also please note that this is a fictional setting and to boycott starbucks in real life for firing their workers over their pro palestine speech. remember to do your daily click!

INCOMING MESSAGES !

TEASER

PROFILES ONE | TWO

01. weed guy beomgyu

02. red bitch with the freckles rizz

03. starbucks public enemy #1

04. 50% cut ???

05. lee heeseung: upstanding citizen, NOT murderer

06. clearing up misunderstandings with an aqi under 50

07. chat is this real

08. daddy’s home 2

09. biodegrade ur chance at romance

10. triple filtered reverse osmosis water filtration system

11. losing the idgaf war

12. crazy gets u bitches

13. banned in the name of love

14. riki s worded irl??

15. 8ball brings nations together

16. killing myself postponed tonight repostponed

17. scheming sponsored by crazy bitch 62 and unimportant goon

18. the do-over date to end all first dates

19. seek BetterHelp.com

20. quarterly store meeting (remote)

21. WHAT ARE WE

22. heejake support group for heejake victims

23. bro fumbled the unfumbleable

24. sunghoon is the new Papa John

25. according to penal code 837 🤓☝️

26. jungwon pulls bitches (the duolingo owl) too

27. someone PLEASE take jungwon to see the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie

28. 14th date’s the charm

29. doc mcuggo

30. nothing to write home about

31. LONDON I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL I LOST MY QUEEN TOO

32. starbucks double chocolate brownies

33. having a kid together before dating is next level

34. tweaking out on 5 hour energy

35. 7.83 inches

36. The Milk Makes The Man, And The Man Makes The Milk

37. sunghoon from papa john's from starbucks

38. then who's flying the plane???

39. league of legends quarantine ex girlfriend

40. WELCOME HOME CHEATER 😐

41. unknown evil forces (chaewon)

42. friends to rivaling coffee shop employees au

43. do NOT get the weed frap

44. now on channel 9 news

45. choose your fighter heeseung tit variation

46. kitten i'll be honest, daddy's about to kill himself

47. a fire can be put out but missing a bereal is forever

48. baby's first customer connection score

49. #STARBUCKS_FIRST_WIN

50. epilogue

UNCUTS !

weekly weed check 🗣️

SUNGHOONXJLAW

happy weedsgiving

minjake texts

the Sunghoon Special

goons vs baby shark movie

COMPLETED 12/1/23

[haechoxo]

urs

loosely based on urs by niki

pairing! lee haechan x reader

synopsis! in which you’re not able to read how haechan feels about you and you’re left second-guessing about his true intentions, but you’ve completely fallen for him and acknowledges that it is unhealthy for yourself. in other words, your situationship with lee haechan.

notes! situationship!haechan, angst, fluff, suggestive themes, profanity, he’s kind of an ass, non idol au, inaccurate depictions of party culture/hookup culture etc,

status! completed

one; 6:42 pm

two; 12:31 pm

three; 9:07 pm

four; 9:26 pm

five; 11:03 pm

six; 11:11 pm

bonus [6.5]

seven; 7:22 pm

eight; 9:58 pm

nine; 5:14 pm

ten; 7:07 pm

eleven; 8:12 pm

twelve; 1:27 am

bonus [12.5]

thirteen; 10:35 am

fourteen; 3:18 pm