#911 shitpost

[neptune-scythe]

bro is so jealous all the life has left his eyes

[tevanbegins]

Tommy: I love my personal space.

Buck: OMG, Tommy! I also love your personal space!

Buck: *jumps on top of Tommy and wraps himself around him like cling film*

Tommy: *sighs*

Tommy (affectionate): Well, I guess it's going to be our personal space now.

___

[lilithdemonwife]

I want a 911 episode in season 9 where every emergency is a Doppelgänger and the emergencies get increasingly weirder and weirder

[alost-traveler]

This feels like BuckTommy as dads while their son is in a sugary rush and cannot calm down. Also it seems that Buck is accusing Tommy to be the one who gave sugar to their kid and Tommy being like "what did you wanted me to do? Say no?"

[carrythatwayt]

His non is plussed and his dum is founded.

[archivesatnight]

Chimney, fixing his head to toe rain gear as the team is getting off of a rare rainy shift: Did you seriously come out there in THAT, Tommy???

Tommy, wearing a grey LAFD tee shirt and jeans: uh… my clothes???

Chimney, glancing between the pilot and the rain: If by clothes than you mean the winner of the “most likely to give someone pneumonia if worn in the rain” award, then yes— Don’t you have a jacket or a hoodie or something?

Tommy, mentally buffering: Uh, no— not on m-

Buck, bounding over from the lockers in a pair of sweats and a slightly baggy navy LAFD hoodie: Hey! Sorry to make you wait, just had to chat with Ravi. Ready?

Chimney, grabbing his car keys from his duffel bag: Teach your man some environmental awareness, Buckaroo— I can feel the goosebumps from all the way over here! Maddie will kill you if you miss dinner because this guy forgot his jacket at home!

Buck, holding in his laughter and watching as Chimney walks away: You know him, Chim— criiiiiminally underprepared…..

Tommy, grinning and casually running his fingertips over the white lettering of his own last name on the back of Buck’s hoodie: Whatever you say, babe.

[itswhatyougive]

Me when I spot my future baby daddy:

[francistilinski]

911 AND SNP SPOILER

If I had a nickel for everytime my favorite father figure called Bobby got killed off, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[911experience]

If Buck had said “I mean sure I’ll check out a hot guys ass, but that’s normal.” To Eddie instead of Maddie:

Eddie: oh yeah, I do that all the time.

Buck: Right?? That’s what I’m saying.

Eddie: yeah I mean it’s just like how I’ll wonder what their lips feel like.

Buck: Exactly! I knew I wasn’t gay. I’m just an ally.

Eddie: Ally ✊

And then they smack each other’s ass and walk away.

Bonus: Hen and Chim in the background groaning.

[funtheysaid]

made one for iwtv, now time for my other hyperfixation

[thestrangestthlng]

The 118 as Dog Breeds

inspired by this post with a little bit of razzle dazzle. This is all very scientific after very important peer research. My qualifications are that I like dogs and I like 911.

Bobby: Australian Shepherd

(Featuring Bobby being asked to donate blood.)

Aussies, especially working aussies, are active but pretty easy going. They love children. If left alone they can be destructive (or, in Bobby's case, self-destructive). They are highly intelligent and love to be of service, as many working breeds do. They are herding dogs, and while not generally aggressive, they are very protective of their family and territory. (I know it’s not an Aussie, but if Athena and a twelve year old can land a plane, we can suspend belief a bit😂)

Athena: Doberman Pinscher

(featuring Athena putting up with Buck's antics in season 1.)

Doberman's are people oriented dogs that are affectionate and sweet. They are highly intelligent, perceptive, and fearless. Given their intelligence, they thrive on solving complex problems. Which given Athen'a propensity to be in the middle of world ending problems, it's probably an important trait to have. They are high energy and if they don't get their wiggles out, they can become cranky. They are very protective of their people and historically have been the guards of the highest of nobility.

Maddie: Labrador Retriever

(featuring Maddie cloning herself to keep Buck from unaliving himself as a child.)

Labradors are the pinnacle of the family dog. They are famously friendly, outgoing, and affectionate. They are even-tempered, gentle, and trusting. Like Maddie raising Buck, they are very protective and have the natural instinct to protect their family. Their presense alone can provide a sense of security.

Buck: Golden Retriever (obvs)

(Featuring Buck at his exercise class.)

Honestly, this one doesn't need explanation. I could have used a gif of Buck and it would have been efficient. In fact, Buck is in the gif search for "golden retriever". Goldens are chaotic, loyal, and affectionate. They are highly intelligent, but sometimes you wonder if all that smarts are just in a single brain cell. They are calm and dependable, and with them you have a friend for life. Like Buck, they are unashamed of their feelings and they can be a bit naive, but they are full of optimism. Like Goldens, Buck's empathy and positivity has nowhere to go but into the hearts of everyone around him.

Chim: Jack Russell Terrier

(Featuring Wishbone Chim getting ready to read Jee a story.)

In addition to be well-read bibliophile's Jack Russell Terriers (are my favorite of the terrier breeds) are happy, energetic dogs that love to work. Like Chim, they are happiest when they have companionship and a task to complete. They are extremely intelligent but left to their own devices can be naughty and end up in the back of Athena's cruiser. They are vocal, stubborn, and fearless and the class clown.

Hen: German Shepherd

(Featuring Hen driving the ambulance. Use your imagination.)

German Shepherds are extremely intelligent, loyal, and energetic. Like Hen, they can be reserved and hesitant when meeting new people, but extremely friendly. They enjoy being with their family and tends to struggle with separation anxiety. As we've seen with Hen throughout the years, she struggles most when separated from her family. They are not naturally aggressive, but they are extremely protective of their own. Also like Hen, they tend to be calm and assertive, and make excellent leaders.

Eddie: Dalmation

(Featuring Eddie making HEART EYES. I'll see myself out.)

Okay, hear me out. I know this sounds too easy, but check it out. With their preferred humans they are affectionate, fun-loving companion. They are out-going and playful, highly intelligent dogs. They are also extremely sensitive dogs (even if they don't want to admit it) and need their family, and like Eddie, struggle the most when they are separated. They are protective in nature and it's one of the reasons why early firehouses adopted Dalmatians as firehouse dogs. He also be fighting his demons like Cruella De Vil.

Karen: Boxer

(Featuring Karen getting excited talking Costco memberships.)

Like Karen, Boxers are highly intelligent, incredibly patient and nurturing. As much as they love to snuggle with their people they are silly and has a mean case of the wiggle butts. They also tell a story with just their expressions. They delight in making their family happy. Also like Karen, they are incredibly vigilant and can easily tell the difference between friend and faux, an incredible judge of character.

Tommy: Pittie

(Featuring Lou's slightly dumb (affectionate) puppy smile.)

This one is self explanatory... HE'S JUST A BAYBEE. Pit bull terrier breeds can look intimidating due to their size and stature, but they are actually just bundles of love and affection. Go on ahead, slap a sweater on 'im and call him Jessica. They are silly and affectionate, protectors and lovers. They are strong willed and courageous (flying a chopper into a hurricane on a wild goose chase, anyone?). Gentle cuddle bugs who are happy just being with their beloved, once people get over their initial bias against them, they can't help but fall in love with the adorable lug.

and bonus...

Tim: a fucking cat

Agents of chaos and darkness (affectionate), they have no master. They run on spite and the tears of their enemies. They are clever and don't give a fuck about your feelings. If they feel like crashing a plane with Angela Bassett on it or knock over a glass while looking your in the eyes they will. They do what they want and they allow no man nor beast to tell them what to do. We all know who the true leader of the pack is and you will bow before his author-i-tayyyyy.

[tevanbegins]

Chimney and Tommy's reactions whenever their parents-in-law visit: 😖😐

[melancholyghoul]

Chimney to Buck in S3

[alost-traveler]

Buck comes home after almost killing Gerrard, Tommy is there to wait him.

Buck: "Babe. I think I killed Gerrard."

Tommy in his mind: "Weird way to propose but I do wanna marry you."

Tommy: "You wanna talk about it sweetheart?"

[archivesatnight]

Tommy, helping Buck bring dishes to the sink: Want to finish our beers out on the bal—

Buck: I don’t have one.

Tommy, staring at the doors to the balcony: You what?

Buck, already washing the dishes: I. don’t. have. one.

Tommy: …

Buck, sweating: … Tommy—

Tommy, already opening the door: Evan, why in the world would you say you… don’t… oh—

The six strays of Buck’s balcony, all laser focused on Tommy:

Buck, from behind him: It’s theirs.

[itswhatyougive]

"I didn't come out here to be an Uber driver, Buck"

No you didn't come out at all, and that's your biggest problem tbh