#9pilkytf

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Catboy Feliks, dogboy Tolys, bunnyboy Gilbert, and bearboy Ivan getting up to stupid shit in the woods

CANON.

[maplequeen94]

I came across this picrew and I’m losing my mind over how accurately I was able to make myself.

Anyway, uh, let’s start a tag game!

I tag: @spidertalia @nekotalian @koolkat9 @irlusa @9pilkytf (no pressure to join!)

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

8, 25, 28

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make(s) you feel good.

I'm honoured to say that there are so many people around here that make me feel good and loved and make me happy, I can't possibly tag them all. But my closest tumblr/discord circle would be

@mangosorbetter @maryeve-the-bitch @alifeasvivid @breitzbachbea @swabianmapley @paperuniverse @koolkat9 @j-ellyfish @9pilkytf @peppermint-chocolate-cherries

I'm so glad to be around you people (✿◡‿◡)

25. what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc)

The best one.. That's a hard question because I live for personal gifts. I love all of them, be it a playlist, a card, homemade food or like recently when my mum gifted me a new bath sponge because I couldn't find one at any shop or store around. But food is definitely one of my fav things that one can give me as a gift <3

28. hugs or hand-holding?

answered here :)

[irlusa]

Tagged by @maplequeen94 (kiss kiss)

Last Song: время - Grad!ent

Favorite Color: Lavender <3

Last Show/Movie: Dungeon Meshi

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Sweet

Relationship Status: Single lol

Last thing I googled: "sword anatomy"

Current Obsession: The fantasy sort of ruscan-y hetalia au I'm rping w Cas + the ocs we have together <3<3

Tagging: umm no pressure (esp if you've already been tagged) but @pinkflipphonez @justlikeawartimenovelty @starsmadeinheaven @9pilkytf umm I wanna get to know yall better

[picturespurple-68]

Information Post

This is where I reblog Hetalia posts and come up with silly thoughts. If you follow me and don't have anything on your blog (no pfp, banner, posts, nothing) then I'm gonna block you.

Main/Non Hetalia Stuff - @9pilkytf

18+ Hetalia blog - @picturesdarkpurple-69

My AO3 - 9pilkytf

Current AUs

Dilf au - A series of drabbles about the reverse aged relationship between dilf Alfred and trans Ivan.

[picturesdarkpurple-69]

Hello, this blog is 18+ only! If any minors attempt to follow, you're banned immediately.

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This blog is for all my wfsn/nsft thoughts about Hetalia. Personally, I have an especial affinity for hws Russia and most ships involving him, but other than that, I'm open to most characters/ships/kinks.

(Please mind the tags I try to put with all my posts and block those that may bother you.)

My main - @9pilkytf

My sfw hetalia blog - @picturespurple-68

My AO3 - 9pilkytf

Feel free to send me your thoughts/asks/ideas!

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If you could wish for anything (No rules or limits) what would you wish for?

No rules or limits? I’d wish for a hundred more wishes of course! :D

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Cat boy Feliks send tweet

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Please I need more of catboy Feliks i need to spread my message across the fandom how important he is and how everyone is sleeping on catboy Feliks. he makes me so happy

I will find and reblog that post of mine that was like here's why Feliks is so cat coded

He being a catboy goes perfectly with tolys being a dogboy and Gil being a bunnyboy too.

Tell me you can't see him climbing through a window into someone's house announced tell me you can't see him just being picked up and looking like a disgruntled cat. Tell me you don't see why this is so important

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You know, I'm a multi-shipper open to almost all ships and I've always been neutral positive with the ships between Russia/Prussia/Lithuania/Poland but all your posting about it has made want more content, especially with all 4 together

Thank you so much for the ask and apologies for the delay but asks like these always make me smile so thank you so much 😊

Yay! I'm so glad! It's always good to hear someone else enjoys these pairings as much as I do 😊 there's so many different directions to explore for them and honestly there is so much to work with from both canon and a historical context to any context really.

They definitely aren't conventional pairings nor are they everyone's cup of tea but I'm glad they are yours as well!

I hopefully should have a fic up as well soon!

If you haven't yet I would recommend you check out @doomspiral 's OT4 challenge on AO3 link here (note tags and ratings)

And my bookmarks for fics in general I've got a decent sized collection of fics for these ships as well 😀

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Polpru CEO, you gotta tell us what their wedding looks would be, it's a classic staple of shipping

Somewhere, I have an explanation of the polpru wedding

Some background I have never been to a wedding however I have watched all of Four weddings and much of 90 day fiancé on TLC so my perception on weddings are skewed.

Also note I am insane and therefore like weddings where you know deep down this is a terrible decision but you are kinda curious how married life will be like for them so you don't object

Finally keep in mind that a lot of this would not fly by today's standards but this is the 19th century and Gilbert is Gilbert who is even by 19th century standards is an ass.

And I'm really sorry if you wanted nice cute Instagram photoshoot wedding

Anyway on with the wedding! 💍

(This occurs after the partitions)So, Gil needs to get married. Problem is no sane woman would marry him (tell me I'm wrong) and Hungary is taken. So Gil sees Feliks and is like hey Feliks is like lady adjacent right? This could work not like Feliks has anything better to do now that he doesn't technically exist lmao. Plus what better way than to get back at your rival (Tolys) than by fucking their wife. (Of course sex before marriage is a sin and all so Gil being a model God fearing Christian has to get married before he can sleep with his enemy's wife)

Gilbert isn't one for low-key celebrations he needs to go all out with this wedding. Decor with his national colours, everyone is invited to the glorious occasion!

Reminded me of this post of mine here

Okay side note why has Google search gotten worse like I look up weddings in Prussia and they give me wedding venues near me.

Okay so what about our dear bride? Well Feliks learns of this and is like "wtf, I'm not marrying your pathetic ass." Gil's like "perfect we'll get your measurements for the dress and we'll be married in no time!"

The wedding day arrives and Gilbert basically tells Feliks that he better commit to the fuckin' bit or there will be hell to pay.

It's a very awkward ceremony even if this was a perfectly normal wedding, Feliks is a little freaked out because this is a big social event, But the people doing his makeup and stuff are like it's okay everyone is nervous before the wedding you'll do great! so he decides okay let's just get this over with, play my part and discretely piss Gilbert off somehow to make it worth my wild and then I can go back to whatever I was doing previously (going through an identity crisis) He, however doesn't realize that Gil is committed to the marriage bit.

Now their first night together? Well that's a whole other story

Here's another post going a bit more into the domestic side of things for them here

I really need to plan out the wedding and venue more though. Also how well do they pull the charade off. Any ideas would be lovely 😊 also any information on standard Prussian marriage practices would be appreciated.

Now a modern polpru wedding would probably be quite different than this.

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Alfred messing with Feliks

Sounds about right (he's saying something about sandwiches but I can't tell what exactly) seriously when anyone speaks any language with an American accent the r sticks out like a sore thumb

I've heard polish being compared to keyboard smash language, tv static, and bees.

Reminds me of this fanart comic which I can't find the artist because Pinterest is shit.

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If cat boy Feliks is mad at someone, do you think he'd use his claws to ruin their stuff right in front of them or behind their back for them to find later?

Oh hell yeah, either Feliks is mad or wants attention what better way to make someone realize that by displaying your irritation in the form of sofa torn to ribbons.

And what are they going to do about it? Stop him? Punish him? Good, they can try and then buy a new couch and the cycle repeats ad infinitum.

[maplequeen94]

Got tagged by @puritanphobic , Thanks for the tag! 💕

rules: share a sentence or two (or paragraph uhhh...) from a wip - recent or old - that you are proud of and tag 5 people to continue. anyone who wishes to join, feel free as well.

(Haha, well the current WIP I'm working on is a secret so I'll share a snippet from one of my CanUkr works I never got to post in October)

Matthew gave Katya a sympathetic smile, gently patting the top of her head before returning his attention to his locker. He fiddled briefly with the lock before a quiet click allowed him access to his belongings; pulling out all his toiletries before closing it back up. Color returned to Katya’s cheeks as she watched Matthew pulled his hockey jersey off. She hoped it wasn’t so obvious just how hard she was ogling his glistening torso, only to have those hopes immediately squashed as Matthew gave her a delighted smirk. “Enjoying the show?” He teased, chuckling as he watched her cheeks burn brighter. 

I Tag: @lunartexan @9pilkytf @headingalaxys-spicy @koolkat9

[maplequeen94]

Ask game!! 37, 14 (Ukraine), 4, & 3!

Who has the most pets?

It's a tie between Greece and Germany, Greece has the most cats and Germany has the most dogs.

(Though Greece is more that person who technically only owns like, 2 or 3 cats, but religiously feeds all the stray cats around his house, which we all know makes them his pets by default.)

Assign [Ukraine] a traveling outfit

What's a headcanon you need to work out?

I've had a headcanon that in a Gods and Godesses AU Matthew would be a type of Forest or Nature God. I've decided to expand on this further with the other nations and what Gods they'd be for a story I'm working on for Mythtalia March.

Who are your favorite Hetalia writers? Why?

@thegoliathbeetle - My comrade in keeping this fandom well fed with our CanUkr fics 🤝

@9pilkytf - Their RusAme DILF AU is MMMMHHHHFFFFF!!! 🥴💕 You have them to blame for the existence of my own, CanUkr inspired DILF AU.

@fireandiceland - Oh God, I can't stress enough just how much I love Riva's reader insert fics. 😩💕

[maplequeen94]

I was tagged by @piscesgirl2020 , Thank you!~

Are you named after anyone? No.

When was the last time you cried? A few weeks ago

Do you have kids? HA! No

What sports do you play/have you played? I was forced to play soccer as a kid (I was really bad at it), and I was also on a bowling league. Bowling is the only sport I actually enjoy playing.

Do you use sarcasm? Yes, mostly when I'm bitching about something

What is the first thing you notice about people? Usually how they're dressed/what's on their person. I'm usually trying to see if i can spot anything that indicates we have common interests

What's your eye color? Blue-green mix

Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies

Any talents? I can sing but I'm really anxious to do it in public

Where were you born? Wisconsin. USA

What are your hobbies? Reading, Writing, Cosplay, Watching Youtube Essays, Beachcombing, Doll Collecting

Do you have any pets? Not currently 😔, but I used to have a dog, she was a chow chow named Ginger, and a rat named Griffin

How tall are you? 4'11/150 cm (I am a smol)

Favorite subject in school? Choir

Dream job? Folklorist, I specifically am interested in studying how folklore and urban legends have evolved in the modern era, especially in the internet age.

I tag: @spidertalia @irlusa @9pilkytf @koolkat9 @floralcrematorium

@disneyprincessdxminatrix

[maplequeen94]

20, 21, &22 (Hetalia asks)

Favorite Hetalia relationship dynamic?

I'm assuming this is taking about more canon relationships

America and Canada. I love the NA Bros dynamic so much, it feels so authentically like a sibling relationship.

Top favorite fanfictions?

Teeth of Flame by FindingSchmomo and SpinyFruit

Combating Convenrose by TheGoliathBeetle

North American Sandwich by 9pilkytf

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