#vampire!alfred

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[batbabydamian]

🦇 vampire damian doodle dump 🦇

[wetsandmemories]

alfred is so fucking real for that

[sauerhundz]

Yan!Vampire who has been alone for so long that history has forgotten him. Who hasn't felt the touch of another in eons.

Yan!Vampire who thought he would spend the rest of eternity in solitude until he met you, his cute little human.

Yan!Vampire who is more than happy to share his home (and heart) with you. Who can't wait to show you everything he has to offer.

Yan!Vampire who find your very human traits adorable, even when you get embarrassed.

Yan!Vampire who sought to impress you with his knowledge of many subjects.

Yan!Vampire who can't help but dress you in the finest silks and gold.

Yan!Vampire who doesn't let any of your precious blood go to waste.

Yan!Vampire who calls you his 'Beloved'.

Yan!Vampire who thought you were too perfect for a soul as damned as his (but also couldn't let you go).

[gffa]

Just another Tuesday for the Batfam I guess.

[puppetmaster13u]

3am Prompt/Au Idea

What if, like love evil Dick in DC Vampires, more power to him, but like, imagine for a second...

Bruce, after finding out one of his kids is the self-proclaimed Vampire King, just holds up his hand, gathers up said kids into a room and just-

"I am not mad-" Several exchange looks that are half alarmed and half guilty, seeing as they're unsure why they've been gathered up at this moment. "-nor am I disappointed."

Bruce, fully channeling dad mode, "But what did we agree on for world domination plans?" (Somewhere a snooping hero chokes)

"Not to do it when you're on world so you don't have to at least attempt to stop us?"

"Exactly. Now, which one of you broke the rule and now has new medical information you didn't inform Alfred of...?"

[orbuz228]

[tragedyliker]

Go ahead Alfred send all of their asses to therapy

[shuaida233]

[morganbritton132]

No Capes AU where Tim is pretty freaking sure that his neighbor is Gotham City’s local cryptid The Batman so obviously, he has to get adopted by Mr Wayne to find proof.

Tim, knocking on the front door to Wayne Manor with all the conviction a nine year old can have: Hello, Mr. Pennies. Is Mr. Bat- Wayne home? I have to ask him an important question.

Alfred:

Alfred: Are you here alone?

Tim: I would like to live in your castle with you and Mr. Wayne, and Dick Grayson. Please, mark yes.

Tim: *hands Alfred a piece of paper that says ‘Can I live here? Yes or No.’

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

art history moodboard – mina harker

for @brambleberrycottage ❤️

visit the art museum

The Sick Girl – Félix Vallotton // Vampire – Edvard Munch // The Letter – Alfred Stevens // Trompe l’œil: A Quodlibet with Letters and a Roll of Blue Paper – Cornelis Norbertus Gijsbrechts // Portrait of a Russian Actress – Konrad Krzyżanowski // Allegory of the Eucharist – unknown artist // Study in Red (Emily Gertrude Littlejohns Bartlett) – Charles William Bartlett // Young Woman Writing a Letter – Federico Zandomeneghi // Illustration from La Morte Amoureuse – Eugène Decisy and Paul Albert Laurens

[dorrifuto]

Vampire!Damian with his new Robin uniform

DC vs. Vampires has been in my head the past few days

[camo-wolf]

I love that it’s becoming a trope for in alternate universes for Alfred to become a god lol

[gffa]

I am willing to accept this only because I am clutching my heart at the thought of Damian learning to drink tea because of Alfred and preparing it the proper way after his death. (DC vs Vampires | Batman and Robin 2023)

[harprrow]

DC vs Vampires #2 (2021)

[browsethestacks]

Horror Hosts

1) Elvira Mistress Of The Dark

2) Alfred Hitchcock

3) Vampira

4) Dr. Paul Bearer

5) Al Lewis

6) Count Floyd

7) Boris Karloff

8) Svengoolie

9) Vincent Price