#A is for apple

[maydayaj]

Mmhmmm apple 🍎✨ something something allegory for Adam and Eve and the “forbidden fruit” (yes that’s the text in the background of the apple-) I’m to LAZY to explain it but… that was the inspo- that and I wanted to draw an apple…

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Shout out to zebras for getting a letter all to themselves. I mean, sure, there are other animals that start with Z, but the zebra found a niche and monopolized it in children's media. Kids think Z, they think zebra, and you couldn't pay for that kind of brand recognition. And you know what, apples too! Ain't no better answer to "A is for..." than apples. The other letters are spoiled for choice, but A and Z are locked in.

[azrail-emer]

Heheheh Assrail

Took that shit to heart.

Take that L and choke on it. (Jk)

Apollo:

[pennedguins]

S2353 - Alphabet

[a-is-for-apple-fancomic]

// trigger warning - abuse, panic attacks

A is for Apple pages 5-8

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[romanceyourdemons]

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

[lleyksie]

owls + apples 🍎

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!

[rosenkranz-does-things]

happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[mojavedoll]

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

[ophelias-gh0st]

Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it