#A video was on my feed

[oifaaa]

you should draw every character related to superman in some way

I'm really not a professional enough artist to draw that many characters I would get bored after drawing 2 and give up after 5

[azukisprouts]

asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

[blackkatdraws2]

There are more things in the Parable than Stanley knows about. [Blank Scripts AU]

[tmuse-ac]

he wanted attention.

[mxrisacoulter]

#let him rest

[z0urcherri]

[overtake]

“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.

pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.

then this guy comes along.

race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.

he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you

and this is how it makes you feel.

this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.

also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.

how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.

tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.

[shiningnorthernlights]

don't answer that.

[kangals]

POV: u are eating lunch and very rudely not sharing any with the keppy

[zetterbabe]

leon draisaitl for nhl.com/de

[soothedcerberus]

Cuddlebugs <3

[lannabeans]

Dirty girl needing to be punished and spoil

[wafflesex]

Jade trying to force feed Floyd apple core flavored popcorn is my current life blood

[sealsdaily]

Everyone please enjoy Misha the talented walrus

[arcanegifs]

"If I can figure who made this, it could lead me directly to whoever's behind it all. The answer is here, staring me in the face. I can feel it."

[omgcatboi]

I noticed pretty much every other feedee does selfies on the toilet, I think I understand it now 🥳

Also I am open for video call feeding sessions ( just cover the food ) as well as custom videos ( also just cover the food )

I don't charge more than the food / delivery costs because I just genuinely really love being a glutton and honestly you're doing me a big favor by feeding me. I stay pretty hungry!!