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Mike, darling? Can you get me a bat please? *High-fiveing all the dead children as I walk towards Willy with a bat.*
This is redemption for the sin of simping over William.
beat that boy with a bat **SMACK**!!
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On a more observational and less violent note, William. You're an interesting personality. A highly organized serial killer who, even though you didn't have billions on you, manged to get away with multiple child murders.
My personal feelings aside, you have a great mind. Creative, intelligent and resourceful too. So my question today is why? Why would you do this?
- 🦚 inspired by insta reels and brought to you by yours truly (aka a psychology girlie.)
(also I am so glad, I thought I might have offended you <3 😭)
...I needed to bring my family back. -William Afton
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iamnmbr3 · 3 months
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I need you to know that after a decade of being a Harry Potter fan, your blog was the thing that made me ship drarry. Do you have any fics you'd recommend, since I'm only just starting to read drarry?
Ahhh! That's truly delightful to hear. Thank you so much for telling me! There's a ton of good drarry content. Definitely check out my fic rec tag here. Off the top of my head here are a few fun ones:
Running on Air by eleventy7 (words: 74,880 | rating: T)
Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
At Your Service by Faith Wood (faithwood) (words: 95,752 | rating: E)
Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved.
hello goodbye ('twas nice to know you) by tamerofdarkstars (words: 4,807 | rating: T)
Draco Malfoy thinks he might know whose thoughts are scrawling themselves on his skin, but that's crazy. Impossible, even. It has to be a mistake. - Self-indulgent soulmate AU where the thoughts of your soulmate inscribe themselves on your skin in a shifting magic tattoo
Nero su bianco by zuzallove (words: 40,507 | rating: E)
September 1997. Hogwarts is under the regime of Voldemort and the Carrows. Finding himself alienated by both his friends and his supposed enemies, Draco puts quill to parchment, and writes letters. He addresses them to the only person he can think of, as Hogwarts rapidly falls into chaos and ruin: Harry Potter. He goes to great lengths to ensure the letters are never discovered, and he’s pretty certain he’s done a great job. Until the day of his trial. PodFic available!
Denude by Faith Wood (faithwood) (words: 4,172 | rating: E)
This is a HBP AU. It's set a few days after the Sectumsempra scene and takes the story in another direction, asking the question: "What if the Sectumsempra scene had a greater impact on Harry and Draco?" Harry and Draco are sixteen. In medias res beginning. Non-linear storytelling.
AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish (words: 4,289 | rating: M)
Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA? prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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dinogoofymutated · 3 months
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Hey hey! I've just been lurking for a while in your blog and just wanted to ask, any chance to get a small WIP for the upcoming wolverine fic ? or maybe even just an update on how the chapters are going? no pressure, just extremely excited! And just so you know lover your work, i think you're tge only person that has made me this excited when they post something lol💫
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Hi!! ahhh I'm trying so hard to get some proper work done on this fic, and I have bascically all of ch1 done, I'm just debating on whether or not I should tack on another scene onto ch1 or move it to chapter 2. It's about 3.6k words right now, but for some reason I feel like my ending of this chapter needs a little something. TBH I think I'm thinking about it too hard and worrying about what others think too hard and It's stalling me. Here's a super short WIP while I try to finish up that ending today though!
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“I just think I’d remember if I had seen a pretty nurse like you before.”  The words make you gape for a moment, that smile still showing as you shake your head at him and try not to laugh. He was a flirt- a rather smooth one too. 
    “Do you use that line on all the ladies?” You tease as you pull out your stethoscope to listen to his heart. You listen, and besides the fact that his heart rate is a little faster than the regular average, you don’t seem to notice anything too strange.
    “Only the ones as pretty as you.”
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sollucets · 2 months
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tag game for @khaopybara !! thank you for thinking of me i needed the boost 💜
1. why did you choose your url?
my url is from ‘sol lucet omnibus’, a latin phrase that means the sun shines for everyone. a lot of my urls & usernames and whatnot are sun themed, so this is just another in a long line. for a while it was ‘solclaw’ while i was in a werewolf phase. but i dont plan to change it again
2. any sideblogs? name them and why you have them
ahhh…. the secret come out. i guess? i have two sideblogs. @jinjjayo is my kpop sideblog, which i have not advertised having so far but does exist. i also have @solref, which is just where i collect tutorials & other reference stuff.
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
not consecutively, i took breaks, but my first blog was made in 2011. :0 i’ve had three main blogs over the years.
4. do you have a queue tag?
i do! i don’t use it often but i tag things that are queued with ‘ghost post (queued)’
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
the original one, i made because my cousin recommended it to me. we shall not speak of its url. this current one was made when i started seriously writing again (thank u rasmr <3)
6. why did you choose your icon?
i love ayluna. my babygirls. that’s all there is to it lol. im also quite fond of the lil stars i edited in
7. why did you choose your header?
i did a lot of work to edit the scene’s colors for my lfls episode series, so i wanted to keep that and use it for one more gif haha. also i love them terribly
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
it is currently this set of the 3wbf trio doing their puzzle piece hugs, at just over 1000 notes. 🥺 im happy they deserve it
9. how many mutuals do you have?
73! i know this because (and i am aware this is embarrassing) i keep a notes document of my mutuals with names & tracktags, so i counted manually. that is,,, thats a lot of you. i love you all very much 🥹🥹🥹
10. how many followers do you have?
i have just over 900 followers. ._. wild
11. how many people do you follow?
i follow 155 blogs. i try to keep the number down but there are simply so many beloveds.
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
sure lol. ive done textpost edits, and that disney only friends thing, and etc.
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
i check at least once a day. usually more though
14. have you had a fight/argument with another blog?
noooo. i never have. i always just blocked people or we drifted apart. i love to block though
15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?
i think it’s counterintuitive. people don’t like being ordered around, so a lot of folks will instinctively scroll. then the ones you do get are often because of anxiety, so it feels cruel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just ask normally / say please reblog this
16. do you like tag games?
why ask this at #16 of a tag game lmao. yes of course. doesnt everyone love to overshare
17. do you like ask games?
yes very much. it always makes it feel more lively. i try to play when i have the time :>
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
ouuhh, mona @thitiponqs probably, hehe. all member of usergif and gay dot tumblr dot com and everything else. everyone should know mona u.u everyone is famous in my heart though.
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
no! >< it isn’t personal. i don’t have crushes very often. certainly you are all very lovely and cool, and i’ve had mutuals follow me who i had to go scream into a pillow about after for sure, but. it is all quite platonic im afraid 2 say. would still be happy to make out though
20. tags?
i will try! i choose u @markpakin & @lamonnaie ✨
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milogreer · 5 months
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Grah (Milo 🥺🥺) ('send me a character' ask game!)
@darlinghowl asked: milo too!
YAAYYY HUSBAND TIME 🩷🩷 ↳ send me a character!
My first impression: i’m being so so serious when i say i had to pause milo’s first audio pretty much immediately after he started talking because his accent made me blush LMFAO it’s like he was built for me in a fuckin lab. werewolf with a ny/nj accent, the cockiness and bitchiness with just that hint of a soft side near the end when he talks about wanting dahlia to stay safe, and the FLIRTINESS my god. and that was ONE AUDIO LMAO that’s not even getting into everything else he has going on that felt tailored to me (*cough*heatingupinthebedroom*cough*) 🫠💖 
My impression now: unchanged baby he has been my number one since day one!!! not that this is surprising to anyone given my blog theme 🤣 i may not talk about him all the time but he’s never losing top spot in my heart. i’ve gotten butterflies from a handful of moments across the redactedverse but nothing that stuck with me as hard as the panic attack audio did, and he still makes me kick my feet and twirl my hair whenever he gets all sweet 💘 he’s truly the redacted love of my life
A favorite thing: as a massive horror media enjoyer, i think it’s so cute that he’s a little scaredy cat when it comes to ghosts and demons. the gameplay vids are super immersive for me bc whenever he jumps at something i start giggling and then he tells sweetheart to shut up for also giggling LMAO 
Least favorite thing: nothing. he’s the most perfect man ever. actually no least favorite thing is that he doesn’t talk abt his family enough !! i wanna know more about his family life so badly after the “worried about you” audio 😫 i wanna know more about marie other than that she likes ghostbusters and nags his ear off when he gets himself hurt and i wanna really dig into his feelings for his previously alcoholic/gambling addict father
Favorite interaction they have with another: AHHH THE ASHER MOUNTAIN INCIDENT. ok ok i’ve talked abt this before but i’m gonna say it again bc it always bears repeating. this was i think the first time we’ve heard about him shifting after regaining the ability post-inversion and it made me actually cry bc it was just two best friends having stupid fun together as shifters 😭😭 like even though milo came out of it injured he still got to wolf out and fuck around with asher and that makes me sooo happy for him after suffering through those 5-6 months being unable to shift
A character that I wish they would interact with more: DARLIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE erik i’m on my knees!!! darlin’s gotten audios with david and asher, when will it be milo’s turn!! i’ve thought a lot about them as teens and how they got on and how they navigated being sort of the odd ones out wrt their family dynamics vs david and asher’s + how the pack meeting with darlin went ☹️ i need them to get a one on one audio
A headcanon: aggro is a black cat that milo adopted from a shelter specifically because of the stigma surrounding black cats. people think they’re unlucky or evil or whatever but aggro is the sweetest little thing and he was just a little baby who had been there for probably a month or two and when milo came around, there was an instant connection 🥺 i also think that if he wasn’t already a registered ESA then they definitely would’ve gotten it done post-inversion. milo doesn’t typically take him anywhere but sometimes sweetheart will take him with them to the office; he even has a cute little ESA vest 🥰
A song: this is so hard because i have a handful of good ones… one i don’t think i’ve posted before is just what i needed by the cars! really early relationship vibes, i like it a lot 💕
An unpopular opinion: [looks around cautiously before leaning close to the mic and whispering] i don’t think he’s into being called daddy. MAYBE I’M BIASED because i don’t usually vibe with it myself, but i just don’t see it. however i think if you called him “sir” you’d both be locked up in the bedroom for several hours 🤷🏼‍♀️
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sweetheartsaku · 1 month
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SAKUUU CONGRATS ON 200 MY LOVE!! I say this to everybody, but I mean it more than any other time I've said it, you deserve every single one of those 200 and many, many more!! AAAAAH I'M SO SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!
you're such a genuine writer, and I could tell that the things you write are just so you, yk? 🙇🏻‍♀️ that's what makes you special over anyone and everything else!! from your short smau's to the tooth rotting sweetness of the headcanons you write, I've expressed my love for all of them because they're just so good?!?!?? AND because I could tell you're the one that wrote them and I mean that in the best way possible!! I feel like seeing the author through the pieces they write is such a genuine part of being a writer bc there's just something so real about it and idk how to explain it 😞😞 BUT WITH YOU AAAAAAH YOU'RE JUST THAT GREAT????
ANYWAY every time I see you interact with a follower or a moot by responding to their asks, just backs up my claim of you deserving the 200 and so much more ☝🏻 you're always so kind and sweet how could people NOT like you???? that's like impossible you guys c'mon now
you really are one of the best souls I've ever met on this planet and I could only hope that in my next life, or in another universe, if there is one, we know each other irl and we could spend every waking moment together</3 speaking of other lives, i really don't know what I could've done in my past life to deserve being friends with someone like you ☹️☹️ honestly I'd do anything and everything in the world just to return the kindness you've always treated me with ☹️
didn't mean to get too sappy there, woah LMAOZHAHAH BUT ANYWAY, I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU AND YOUR BLOG GROW EVEN MORE!!!! I'll be with you through every milestone, darling!! know that i love you soooo much, MWAH!!<33
FRANNNSSS FRANS FRANS FRANNSNSSNSN :((((((( UWEHHHHHHHHHHHH thankyu soososososoos much soulmate </3 you too 😭 deserve anything good thing ever imaginable😭YOI ARE SO SWEET I CNAT DO THSI
ackkk thank you frans!!!!!!!!! i do try to make my fics as genuine ands authentic as possible so seeing someone recognize that makes me feel all lovely inside D: !!!! AAAA mayb i should start writing more lil smaus habent done one of those in a while 🤔nd one of my first fics u found was my shu one... maybeHAHAHA!! AHHH why is the extremely popular crazy talented writer FRANS TALKING ERMMMMM how else do u rthink i found u 😓(UR AMAZING WRITING AND MOODBOARD DUHH) i will continue to do my best!!! and write!!!!!!! in the most REAL way ever done!!!!
ACKKKK YOURE TOO NICE MY SKIBIDI FRANS </3 im js being that version of me ykyk where i can be cringe and free and all of the above and im super hapi so many ppl like that side of me bc i feel so 😓 accepted!!😣.i lOVE U ALL SO MUCH GANG GANG
WHY TEH FREAK ARE. U TALKING RN FRANS. ur actually beyond the word best bc words cant describe how epic and cool and sweet u are😤i too, hope in every life, universe and everything in between that were out somewhere having the time of our lives!!!!!! YOU DONT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE PPL☹️ ESP ME.☹️ we are just girls in a world yk 😔✊we were js meant to be friends for real!!!NOW. I WOULD DO NYTHING TO BE ABLE TO SEND ALL UR LOVE BACK BC U DESERVE IT SO MUCH U SWEETHEART!!!!
its okkkk pookie to get sappy in here yk safe space 🥰💗I TOO AM EXCITED TO SEE WHERE LIFE AND THE TUMBLR ALGORITHM TAKE UOMG!!! WE'LL BE NEXT TO EACHOTHER THE ENTIRE TIME WOOOO!!!!!! thanku love, expect the same !!!!<33 I LOVE U SOOO MUCH
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Bloods encounter with sniperjackpart 3 yay
"3 weeks went by sniperjack has yet to accept blood offer of making her a new shotgun arm but something will change her mind hopefully"
Sniperjack: *was being annoyed by one of bloods kids*
B: Miss Jack, why don't u tell our dad u don't need to be escorted all the time?
Sniperjack: i never really asked him. *looks down at her nub of an arm signing* damnit......
B: Then answer me this, then why not get a fresh new arm?
Sniperjack: i want to have my shotgun arm back, not no fancy new one
B: How do u know it'll be a new fancy one? Because my dad makes all his weapons from nothing
Sniperjack: So?
B: So, my dad can make u a personal one for u to ur liking? Get it?
Sniperjack: No, now buzz off twot
B: that's it I'm tired of ur fucking pitty ass attitude *pops out her glass eye throwing it at sniperjack*
Sniperjack: Huh? *turns, getting the glass eye busted on her face, getting glass in her face* ahhh i-i.....
B: *blasts sniperjack in her guts, then knees her in her bleed face* I'll show u to have respect for my family. We have risked our lives for u for our dad
Sniperjack: *tries pulling pieces of glass out of her face* ah damnit....... fuck ur "she got kicked hard busting some of her teeth out"
B: wat does my dad see in u......ur not our aunt......
Sniperjack: *spits blood in B face* because I'm better than ur AJ
B: *goes to deck sniperjack hopefully killing her*
Blood: *stops B exploding her turning to sniperjack*
Sniperjack: *beraly stands ready for a fight*
"Sniperjack goes to swing but passes out, but she didn’t know she was poisoned by a demon assassin"
"Sniperjack was in limbo, but she noticed something different she saw a vision of her training, but she didn’t know why, so she shouted, hoping blood could hear her but no response then the vision turned to her back in hell back in a cage like a dog being killed over and over again"
Sniperjack: ..........they did save me.......they could've just left me there too... but why me? I'm not special.......
Pinkie: That's not how the mane 6 works, AJ u may not have had us as friends, but deep down, Jack, u know u have us by ur side even if we r not their
Sniperjack: But.....
Pinkie: shhh, Jack, it's fine after u wake up. If u still feel like u wanna leave, my son will accept it
Sniperjack: .......i wouldn't mind forgetting everything about u guys, but.......deep down, I'll have doubts if i would've made the right choice
Pinkie: well AJ watever u pick, i'll tell my two sons to leave u alone, i Pinkie, promise
Sniperjack: *nods* but miss pie?
Pinkie: Hmm?
Sniperjack: wat was bloods AJ like?
Pinkie: fearless brave risked her life for her family she was respected everywhere she's one of the reasons my sons r alive today. *starts crying a little* im sorry...
Sniperjack: "she felt herself like bloods AJ was like her." Miss pie, as long as i am here, i will follow in ur AJ hooves
Pinkie: wat no no no ur gonna get yourself killed if bloods and our realm AJ enemies find out theirs another one of u oh no
Mod pie: i can't keep my eyes open anymore miss/sir @asksniperjack . If u have read any of the parts, let me know wat u think, and let me know if u want more goodnight and fuck off
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lemonhemlock · 1 year
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15 questions and 15 mutuals
tagged by @hellshee 💞💞💞 thanks a bundle!!! 🎀
anyone who sees this on my blog and wants to do it is welcome!
were you named after anyone?
i was named after a very specific queen of hungary (no, my family is not hungarian) and my middle name is after my dad
when was the last time you cried?
succession series finale full-on sobbing girlies where u at
do you have kids?
i do not
do you use sarcasm a lot?
i believe so!
what's the first thing you notice about people?
i'm SO bad at this, i freeze and remember neither their looks nor their names 😅 i have to ask for about 3 times before i can remember
i'll only notice if they have a very distinctive fashion piece i guess
what's your eye color?
boring brown:(
scary movies or happy endings?
hmmm i really like horror if done properly, which it rarely is to my standards. i don't like cheap tricks or jump scares so a lot of scary movies i find v disappointing. so i'll pick happy endings i guess since there's a higher possibility of me liking the story
any special talents?
i can braid my own hair in complicated styles that people are often surprised i can do without assistance. i spent a lot of time in uni braiding my friends' hair for fun and as a bonding past-time. i'd say i'm above average at doing my makeup but i can't do anything crazy like graphic eyeliner unfortunately (i think it's because i can't draw). i have the best RP accent out of any non-native i know. my bf says i'm really good at manipulating dough (i think i'm only decent, just not afraid of moving it around). one day i hope to learn to do nail art and maybe sew clothes
i wish i could sing though. if i had a decent voice i'd never shut up. straight-up musical over here all the time. i would be SO annoying
where were you born?
eastern europe baby!!!
what are your hobbies?
well, you know, apart from hobbies that everyone & their mother has, like listening to music / reading / watching shows & movies, i like formula 1 & football. whenever i have the time, i watch the most random videos like tyre rules, racing lines and tactical breakdowns of various games. when it strikes my fancy i'm a VERY amateur aerodynamicist, in that i like to go oooh & ahhh whenever i look at an f1 car and cackle over how beautiful/ugly it is. i like castles a lot & want to visit all of them. i like learning about fashion history & creating lewks & outfits. i have beautiful tarot cards and was fairly good at weaving a narrative when i did readings but i'm out of practice. my bf & i love making & discovering new cocktails. my latest hobby is that i'm obsessed with perfume and have a budding collection
unfortunately i haven't really had time for any of my thousand interests lately bc i've had to focus on my thesis so i'm kinda floating anchorless & disconnected atm
have any pets?
i don't, i like animals but wouldn't have the patience to look after them. also the animals i like are generally not suited to urban life, like goats or donkeys :))
what sports do you play/have you played?
unfortunately i was never good at them
how tall are you?
170 cm
favorite subject in school?
english & history!
dream job?
honestly pit lane reporter sounds like a pretty dope job. perhaps in another life i would have liked to be an archaeologist
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mish-tique · 2 years
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Hii it's me, 🥺🌹
SOoo I'll be live-asking again because it was so fun and seeing you reply to each one was so heartwarming
I just love author-reader interactions because one of them wrote a thing then the other read it and they get to fan about it and the whole dynamic is just ❤️ lovely
But I won't be spamming this time haha, i think it may be easier for both of us??
Anyways, before I breakdown in your askbox once again, thank you for your works (not just the grindr fic), youre so talented!!, and congrats on finishing this one!
"Charles is giddy, smiling to himself like a teenage boy texting his first crush" - same same, here i am having breakfast just smiling to my laptop
Max is setting the mood - im just nodding along and they really went from sexting on grindr to whatsapp and im so proud of them
"Whatever makes you sleep at night // A thorough fucking would do the job // But alas // You're not here" - this series of texts just had me cackling, he needs a fuck so bad
Yes, holy shit, you really can't just say that - i'm taking a pause and finishing my breakfast, damn shoulve known that i'd be dying reading this
yeah im back
"I was a bottom virgin not a maiden whose maidenhood had to be taken to consummate a marriage" hahhhahah, i would take those soft kisses, i'm just not built like charles
"It’s unfair how much power you have over me" - what's unfair is the shit ferrari is pulling every race weekend, i'm sorry charles, i'm sorry carlos, i'm sorry ms f1-75, i'm sorry max, you all deserved better races and better rivalries
called it, they'll be calling
had to finish the smut first, i was so , i need a moment, fuck
okay, french talk, the begging, this line -> "Max’s moans are like his own personal anthem, even better than the Monegasque anthem that surrounds him whenever he’s on top of the podium"
i I'm losing my mind and i don't know what else to say, the way you wrote it, "Max always feels exactly right, and Charles wants to memorize this feeling."
"In more ways than one, Charles hopes he will never have to untangle himself from Max. He likes this hold he’s in, likes the hold he has on Max. He likes Max. Way more than he can express" - this is just perfect to end that scene
the pillow talk is just perfectly them
AHHHH CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S DONE
hii, ugh honestly so good and sexy and soft and lovely
deserves all the kudos missed because of ao3's one kudos policy
gonna give you more flowers
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
ahhh thank you so much for sharing this with us
cant wait for kinktober, and your next projects. i just know that they'll be so good because youre writing them
massive CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU AND THIS FIC
goodluck with life, i hope you have a good day
with that, I bid you adieu - 🥺🌹
SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 7 altho by now I assume everyone that looks on this blog has also read the grindr fic. if not, what are you waiting for? (/fondly)
Honestly sweetheart, you could've spammed or not, I would've been happy regardless! If you did do them seperately it might've been a little easier for me to hide them behind a spoiler but hey, it works like this lmao.
And aaah, thank you so much! I hope you will like the future works too <33
YOU READ THE FIC ON YOUR LAPTOP??? heathen. (/fond) I expected better from you sweetheart.
Honestly. Sexting in whatsapp is so weird when it has always been contained to another app. Do Not Recommend tbh.
Charles is just a needy boy. He can't help it.
And he's truly one of a kind. Also very horny. They both are.
"what's unfair is the shit ferrari is pulling every race weekend, i'm sorry charles, i'm sorry carlos, i'm sorry ms f1-75, i'm sorry max, you all deserved better races and better rivalries" -> Rose, I'm absolutely deceased. You are so right.
I too cannot believe it's done.
Thank you so much for your continues support and dropping by, you truly made my day and it's giving me so much motivation to keep writing. So this author casually opens her kinktober doc and starts all over again.
If I managed to write 30k in like, what, 2.5 week, I should manage to do more than that when I have more than a month, right?
Hope to see you in the future again <3
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bunny-rambles · 3 years
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Hello! I've been lurking in your blog for quite some time now and congrats on your 200 followers!! Hope more is to come soon! 💖 can i request my fave number 13 for Albedo + Fluff? ty and congrats again! 💕
13- “I didn’t mean to say that, but yeah I love you.”
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characters; Albedo, gn reader, Kaeya
cw/tw; reader nearly falls to their death, mutual pining, kaeya being a tease, albedo forgetting to function when he’s flustered, brief mention of drinking- let me know if there’s anything I missed.
word count; 1.3k
notes; Ahhh,,, when I saw I had a lurker my heart burst. Thank you so much for requesting, I hope my content is good enough for you to be lurking around hehe,,, Please don’t be afraid to say hi though! I won’t bite, honest. With that being said, this has a lil bit of an angsty twist in it but it’s nothing major. Excuse the jumping of tenses, I’m struggling hardcore with writers block right now. I hope you enjoy it!!
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“Do you need help with that?”
“No, thank you.”
“Albedo, are you free today?”
“Sorry, Y/N. Perhaps next time.”
“Is there anything I can do for you?”
“No, it’s quite alright.”
Every attempt at opening up a conversation with The Chief Alchemist was shut down immediately, and you were at a loss at what to do.
It wasn’t always like this. In fact, just a few weeks ago, the two of you were almost inseparable. The only time you two parted ways was when you had to leave to go home. He had even started coming to Angel’s Share with you some nights. Even when rowdy crowds weren’t exactly his thing, he did it for you. He was always by your side, sharing your joy in silence with that soft smile of his that you adored. He wasn’t overbearing or clingy, he just liked to be near you. You had asked why once and he said even he didn’t know the answer.
“Perhaps,” He began slowly, setting down the vile of bubbling liquid he was handling and facing you with a smile, “I just enjoy the feeling of elation I get when I’m around you.” You knew you were done for when he had started to chuckle at how red your face had gotten.
However, suddenly he was now avoiding you at every turn. If he saw you coming towards him in Mondstat, he’d politely tell his students he needed to tend to an experiment before turning tail. If you called out to him, he’d walk faster. Not only did this hurt, but it was extremely confusing. Even though Albedo wasn’t exactly the most social adept, he wasn’t this… Cold. Even with strangers, he reciprocated their kindness the best he could. So, you must’ve done something to upset him, or worse. Right?
So here you were, face buried in your desk, trying to explain your situation to someone who found it hilarious.
“You really have no idea why he’s avoiding you?”
Kaeya’s silky voice hummed, receiving another muffled groan from you.
“Why do you think I’m here?”
For the third time since you arrived in his office, he laughed loudly. It was like he was in on some elaborate joke you weren’t and it was driving you insane. Had Albedo already come to Kaeya and complained about you? The thought made your stomach tighten painfully.
“Please stop laughing and just tell me what he said…”
“He hasn’t said anything.”
What? “Then why are you laughing?”
The Cavalry Captain suddenly straightened up, his grin softening into a smile, one of understanding. Which ironically confused you even more.
“I don’t think you’ve upset him. But it is something you two need to talk about.”
“That isn’t helpful at all…”
Another chuckle, his large hand giving your shoulder a gentle pat. “Just trust me on this one.”
And so, here you were. In Dragonspine. Alone. You gulped, the snow mountain daunting just to look at. No. This was not going to intimate you. Your friendship with Albedo was far more important than anything this environment could throw at you. Shaking your head, you pressed on further. You knew he would’ve done the same for you.
It had been a while since then, though. You couldn’t feel your feet that were still moving on autopilot, trying to push you further, your body eager to reach the alchemist’s camp. But unfortunately, finding a source of warmth was more important than finding the aloof blonde at this point. With a shudder, you pulled your coat around your body tighter, standing still to properly look around your surroundings. It was getting dark and the winds were fiercer than when you had started this journey. Finding a fire was starting to become near impossible. But if you just focused, you knew you’d find something.
Ah, there!
A flickering flame, weak but welcoming, burned brightly in the distance. Finally, a sign of hope showing itself through this dreary weather-
Your breath caught up in your throat violently from you after your foot plummeted off the bridge you were on, unexpecting of the sudden drop. You choked, gasping in surprise as you held on for dear life. Due to the growing storm you couldn’t see that you were already on the bridge that led to the very person you were looking for. So close, yet so far. ‘Is this the end?’ You wondered absentmindedly, your grip slipping on the icy wood you were clinging to. Please… You were nearly there. “Bedo…” You croaked, throat dry from the piercing wind that seemed to swallow your voice. Your hand slipped further. Think, Y/n, think! Your mind was running so fast you couldn’t keep up with any of the thoughts that were bouncing around in your head. But every one of them were screaming his name.
“ALBEDO!”
Finally, your voice broke through the barrier of the storm, echoing through the entire mountain. And yet, nothing. No response. Just the dead silence and the howling winds swirling around you. Your hand slipped for the final time.
But what you weren’t expecting was your feet to hit something solid the second you let go. Confused, your gaze moved down to what you had landed on and your heart leapt in joy at the sight of the spinning flower under your feet. Through the blizzard, you could spot a figure with their arms stretched out towards you. “Jump!” It called, and your body reacts before your mind does, launching yourself towards them. A pair of warm, familiar arms pulled you in, pressing you against their chest.
“You’re alright, I’ve got you.” Albedo murmurs next to your ear. And for a moment, you both breathe.
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“Achoo!”
You sniffled miserably, pulling the blanket that had been draped around your shoulders closer to you. You tried to avoid the piercing state of the alchemist beside you. He was annoyed at you, you could tell. He hadn’t said a word since you arrived, and that was incredibly unlike him. Normally there would’ve been questions, or ramblings about his latest discovery. This silence was suffocating. Until finally, he spoke.
“Here.” His hand extended to you, and only now did you realise he was holding something. Your hands cupped around it. Whatever it was, it was warm. And it… Smelled sweet. Your confusion was clearly apparent due to him clearing his throat awkwardly. “Hot chocolate. Extra marshmallows… Your favourite.”
“Thank y-“
“What were you thinking, coming out at this time of night? You know Dragonspine is dangerous.” Ah, there it was. You sighed heavily, hands tightening their grip on the hot mug.
“To be fair, it was brighter when I got here.” You laughed nervously, but the look on Albedo’s face was enough to stop you in your tracks. He was not amused, not in the slightest. “But I was… Looking for you.”
He softened, shifting closer. “Me?”
You nodded, taking a sip of the chocolate to calm your nerves. “You’ve been avoiding me… And I wanted to know why. Did I do something wrong? Have I… Angered you? Or-“
“No, no. I’m not upset with you, please do not think that I am.” You smiled at that, but then he continued. “But I have been avoiding you. I just… Need some time to gather my thoughts. After what you… Um…” The pale complexion of the alchemist had started to turn a vibrant crimson that reached the tip of his ears.
“After what?” You questioned, lost on what he meant, which made the blonde’s cerulean eyes widen.
“You don’t remember?” His answer was in the form of a shake of your head. “You told me you… You…” Now you were concerned. Since when did Albedo of all people get tongue tied? “You had feelings for me…” He finished finally, quietly.
Oh. Oh. Perhaps your friend joining you in your drinking sessions at the tavern wasn't such a good idea. And now you had the answer as to why Kaeya found all of this so amusing.
“I didn’t mean to say that…” You took a breath, before you continued. “But yes, I love you.”
It was silent. Then, his hand- gentle and swift, took yours in his own.
“And I, you…”
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lushaletta · 2 years
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Hello! I really enjoyed the short George Weasley fic you did and was wondering if you could do a short oneshot or dabble of George taking the reader out on a small quiet date? Fem reader if you don't mind, thank you! Also I can't wait to see your new blog grow!!
library date / george weasley
pairing: george weasley x fem!reader
warnings: none
summary: a library date with george weasley was going great, but perhaps take falling asleep off the cards next time.
a/n: ahhh thank you so much for this request! i was so excited to see it in my inbox. this was a little difficult for me to write, so my apologies if this wasn’t what you were looking for, but i hope you like it!!
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You were power-walking through the hallways, trying to get to Transfiguration class on time when you heard someone call your name. You turned around and spotted George Weasley, desperately trying to catch up with you. You stopped in your tracks. “Hey,” he said, panting. “Would you… by any chance… want to study in the library with me later?” He was still struggling to catch his breath, but a smile played on his lips.
“What?”
“Study in the library with me.”
“Are you asking me out on a date, Weasley?” You replied, hands resting on your hips. He mimicked your position, putting on the same expression as well. “I suppose I am, yeah. Is that a yes?” You raised your eyebrow, “Sure.” You said, continuing to walk to class.
The following lessons seemed dull as ever, you were itching to go to the library. As soon as Professor Snape dismissed the students, you scurried to your dorm to get ready.
Your roommate was even more excited than you. “I can’t believe he asked you out!” She squealed, watching you apply lipstick in the mirror. “Took him long enough.”
The trip to the library was excruciating. It gave you enough time to overthink your outfit and hair. Nevertheless, with a deep breath, you walked through the door, scanning the tables for George’s fiery red hair. You saw him sitting in a corner seat, gesturing for you to go there.
“You look nice.” He stated, looking you up and down. A smirk spread across your face, “Hm, you don’t look so bad yourself. I’d even go as far as saying that you look… good.” He tapped the chair next to him, signalling for you to sit, though not before a playful eye roll.
“What homework do you have?” “Just a History of Magic essay and star charts for Astronomy.” You responded. George widened his eyes at the fact that you only had two assignments to accomplish. “That’s it?!” You giggled at his surprised answer. “Yeah! Why? What about you?” “I have… a lot.” He said, sheepishly, looking at the amount of papers spread out on the table.
“We’ll be here for awhile then.” A sigh fell from your lips. “Is that so bad?” You looked at him, “I guess not.”
You’d finished your tasks in a flash, so you spent the hours watching him and sharing conversation. A particularly long chain of silence was filled by you gazing at his concentrated face. He put his head up to look at you staring at him. “Like what you see?” You immediately turned away, flustered, only for him to push your head towards him with his fingers. “I’m just teasing, lovely.” “Right.” You said, nodding slowly.
Another couple minutes passed by, and you stood up to browse the bookshelves. One of them had piqued your interest, but even standing on your tip-toes wouldn’t suffice to reach it. Before you knew it, you felt George standing behind you, picking up the book you wanted. He smiled at you, though it was more of a cheeky smirk. He went back to the table and sat down, as if he hadn’t just done what he did.
You, on the other hand, took a seat on the floor and buried your face in the pages of your book. Clearly, it wasn’t that engaging as you let a yawn slip from your mouth.
“And so, that’s how it all happened. What do you think, lovely?” He turned around as he noticed you didn’t reply, and he saw you, on the floor, head leaning on your shoulder with your eyes shut. He chuckled at the sight, walking over to you.
Moving your hair behind your ear, he began to say something in a light whisper. “I wish you knew how much I loved you.” He said, admiring your beauty. “But maybe… don’t fall asleep next time, yeah?” At those words, your eyes fluttered open.
“So you want a next time?”
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miya-catsumu · 3 years
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Hello! I hope you have fun with your blog! And if it's not too much trouble, can i ask for headcanons of Alpha Sugawara and Tendou please?
Hello fellow furry omegaverse enthusiast! :D of course you can <33
nsfw + tendou undercut :)
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Alpha!Sugawara
Suga is so cute but he is an alpha (ง'̀-'́)ง 
His scent is definitely refreshing → kind of like what I'd expect a mojito to smell like?? Does that make sense 🗿idk we’re all idiots here so- (/j)
He's a patient and kind alpha and he’ll happily fight gender stereotypes if you're not into the tradition a/b/o dynamic (he still tops though :/)
Even though he’s quite calm and cheery, he can actually be quite possessive but he refrains from showing it until you get home.
HE IS A KING 😤😤unlike other alphas he genuinely respects you and WILL NOT EVER force himself on you, that's not his thing. He believes in consent, communication and cooperation. 
He’ll scent you anywhere, your bedroom, at your locker, at woolworths, at target and on a rollercoaster. Mans isn't picky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To him, scenting is something natural - an intimate declaration of love between an Alpha and their mate. He refuses to view it as something inherently sexual, this is because hes a firm believer that if scenting is only done as an act of desire then the relationship is dependent on sex rather than love and affection.
Wholesome 🥺 
If another alpha gets a bit too close to you he’ll growl at them  ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
I feel like he does get jealous easily but not because he doesn't trust you! He absolutely does trust you with his whole heart but jealousy is just a natural instinct for him - y'know because he's an alpha. He can't help but want to protect you and keep other alphas away.
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If you’re an omega and you go into heat he’ll take care of you. You guys would have definitely bought a mini fridge for your room that just has water bottles in it so when one of you goes into heat/rut then you have quick access to water. He will also cook nutritious meals while you rest a bit and will bathe you (not that he wouldnt when you're not in heat but he's even more caring y'know?). 
He’ll definitely try not to go too hard on you, as much as he loves you and rough sex he still doesnt want to hurt you. If you ask nicely enough he’ll go harder though ;)
When he’s in rut he has a hard time controlling himself and will go pretty hard. You both have a saying that you can say if it gets too much for you, though i doubt it does ;) when you do say it, his head goes clear and he’ll slow down and allow you to guide the session until you're ready. Whether that be by him changing pace, changing positions or stopping completely, (you’ll still help him out with your hands of course :D)
If you're a beta he understands that you don't have the natural energy to mate with him for hours on end during his rut. Again, you'll have a safeword. After his rut is over, he’ll take care of you - like a week dedicated to you and making you comfortable! He really just wants to show you his appreciation for you being able to help him. <3
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Alpha!Tendou
Ahhh my eccentric bb ❤️❤️
My dearest Ten is very possessive and jealous (。◕‿◕。)
He can't help himself, Tendou is scared that you’ll leave him for another alpha - he knows you love him, he does, but he’s so insecure. 
Please take time to tell him how much you love him, his scent and how he's your alpha. He had a rough childhood </3 and doesn't believe he's worth the love of someone like you who he views as perfect and just incredible.
He loooooves scenting you
Like, really loves it (。◕‿‿◕。)
Homie has no shame! Hell scent you in the gym, in front of ushijima, in class, out of class - basically the same as sugawara
He's really clingy!! Like really clingy! Always has to be touching you in some way - most of the time he holds your hand (✿´‿`)
He's not a fan of you interacting with other alphas - unless they are his/your friends and he trusts them (and can notice what their intentions are). He will growl and intm=imidate an alpha that tries to get near you (with bad intentions) and then will scent you in front of the alpha’s face (0////0)
Surprise kisses! He jumps on you when he’s excited!
You guys sleep in each other’s arms which allows your scents to mingle
Thinking of scents - I feel like Tendou’s scent would be something sweet and fun, a scent that is not stereotypically ‘alpha’ if you will. He smells like running around a carnival at dusk while holding eachothers hands and feeding each other sweets like cotton candy. So maybe  like sweet chocolate (such as marvellous creation ?) 
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He loves sex <3 doesnt matter if youre an omega or a beta he’ll rail you into next week <3
You have a safeword cause he’s a kinky mf (^̮^)
Endless stamina
He can go for rounds after rounds after round y'know?
During his rut he is insatiable 
So you probably have to use the safe word - even if you're an omega 0-0
He’ll slow down and like suga, let you guide the pace for the next five or so minutes
The perfect alpha for your heat <33 as i said, he’s insatiable. He will wear you out. Not vice versa. This is mostly due to how he has a collection of pretty toys to use you on (told you he was kinky-)
He’s good at aftercare so after his rut or your heat ends he’ll treat you extra special. I hc that he’s good at massages so he’ll probably give you lots of those. Remember to treat him as well!! Tell this horny bastard you appreciate him!!
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red-doll-face · 4 years
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I just found your blog and I LOVE IT.
If I might ask: What’s your saddest dbd headcanons (killers or survivors)
Call me crazy, but I must know! ❤️
Ohh this one was a good one but it hurt me so badddd, ahhh. I’m glad to share , I have some bad dbd brain rot lmaooo I didn’t do every character so I hope these are ok 🥺 these are a bit long too
Sad Dead by Daylight Hcs
Claudette Morel:
Claudette is one of the criers. Probably cries while getting mori’d and can't help the tears during the really bad matches. Her pain tolerance isn’t very high, hence the willingness to waste time healing herself if it means she can stop being in so much pain.
Meg Thomas:
Spends time alone thinking about her past life. Her mother is a subject that makes her really frustrated. People mentioning their moms makes her a little standoffish. Wishes she had a chance to say goodbye in some way.
Ace Visconti:
Ace doesn't have much family to even miss him. He wonders if they noticed he’s gone or hasn’t come back. Maybe they think he hit big bucks and left them behind. Ace is stuck really. Even if he were to go back, he’d be dead or working off his debt.
Feng Min:
Gets super mad when she loses, it makes her so angry that she doesn’t control the trials. She blames other people for her losses but actually is very critical of herself. Casts the blame on others so she doesn't have to face her own mistakes.
David King:
All of his perks are about putting his ass on the line for his teammates yet everyone seems to think he’s selfish and a dumb brute. David doesn't know what to do to be more approachable; genuinely wants to be seen as a friend.
Laurie Strode:
Laurie never got the chance to mourn her friends. She thought she won. Finding out she’ll never truly escape Michael or be able to forget him makes her so mad. When she gets Michael in trials she makes sure the glass in her pocket is extra jagged and serrated.
Jane Romero:
Jane only wanted recognition and acknowledgement. Everything she's worked so hard for feels like a waste for her now. She should have spent more time on herself or with her father. Jane feels like she has no purpose anymore besides running and screaming for the enjoyment of the entity.
Yui Kimura:
Yui can’t stand the Clown or the Stealth Killers. Reminds her of bad memories. When she loses against killers like ghostface, she is especially angry.Her fighting spirit can’t help her actually get back at them.
Zarina Kassir:
Spent so much time fighting inequality only to spend the rest of her life where the odds are never in favor of the survivors. Where the oppressed are destined to lose. Each one of the people is subjugated, both killer and survivor and there's nothing she can do to free them.
Cheryl Mason:
She's been through literal hell and back just to end up in a weird recurring nightmare. At least Silent Hill had an escape. She's killed a god and somehow someone her size with a boxcutter can kill her? Huh.
Élodie Rakoto:
Feels guilty over the loss of her parents and feels extremely disillusioned by this realm. It's so much more boring than she thought it would be. All of her searching and traveling was not worth this shithole.
Steve Harrington:
Steve, though 18, is very much still a kid. Steve is naive about certain things and his optimism gets chipped away at a lot. Wasn’t too enthusiastic at having to care or look after Dustin and his friends but misses having people to protect.
Jeff Johannson:
Someone who definitely ends up taking hooks for people and ends up dying. Has a reputation among the killers as a survivor who is easy to leverage during the endgame because he will try for that save.
Kate Denson:
Feels very lucky to even have her guitar. The other survivors didn't get to bring many things with them. Makes her feel a little bad when she Often feels too worn out and exhausted by the trials to play it.
Quentin Smith:
Unfortunately stuck in pseudo-hell with his abuser. Gets really anxious against Freddy. Leans on his fellow survivors. Will sometimes accidentally bring Freddy to others in an attempt to get Freddy the hell away for him.
Evan ‘The Trapper’ Macmillan:
Actually has tried on numerous occasions to remove the metal rods and shrapnel embedded in his skin. It hurts like hell and just when he thinks he’s got it, he loses grip. These attempts never work.
Philip ‘The Wraith’ Ojomo:
When he’s alone, Philip will try and talk to himself. His vocal cords are warped, his voice a scratchy growl and garbled gurgle. He remembers what he used to sound like but he tries talking less and less.
Max ‘The Hillbilly’ Thompson Jr.:
Besides being named after someone who locked him away for most of his life? Max has to rest a lot between trials. The constant movement puts strain on him and causes him dull pain. His back causes him a lot of grief. The Entity is barely merciful.
Michael ‘The Shape’ Myers:
Meant to be forgotten by everyone who ever knew of him and he knows it. Loomis, after deciding that Michael couldn't be ‘fixed’ just hoped that the system would swallow him. If it weren't for the entity, Michael knows he'd either be dead or caught and back with Loomis.
Bubba ‘The Cannibal’ Sawyer:
Used to be one of the nicer killers to go against and might have been sweet to certain survivors who deserved kindness. But the Entity punished him for it. Bubba isn't very nice anymore. Probably a little meaner to avoid being in trouble again.
Amanda ‘The Pig’ Young:
Another one down to give second chances, much like the second chance she saw in John Kramer. Doesn’t do this a lot however, therefore escaping the ire of the Entity. She’s spent a lifetime hurting others emotionally and physically. Now, she’ll spend an eternity.
Rin ‘The Spirit’ Yamaoka:
The pain and anguish is so heavy but time is no cure in a place where time is nonexistent. No happiness to replace her rage. Especially in a place where her anger is a weapon for a greater power. Also has tried to pull the glass out of her skin and press her limbs back together. Can’t stand to see herself in the mirror.
Adiris ‘The Plague’:
Her body is always on the precipice of falling apart. Her skin rots; her flesh aches and feels like it will tear away at any moment. She is immortalized yet so close to death. Her body hurts so much but she has a purpose to serve. (makes me even sadder bc jannneeeee my mainnnnn😔)
Kazan ‘The Oni’ Yamaoka:
Misses his son. Never got to see him grow up, considering he;s already met his descendant. Proud from a distance because that's all he can be. The beginning of something so angry that it passes down his family line.
Caleb ‘The Deathslinger’ Quinn
During his life, was under the control of people who made him work for their gain who used him. The Entity emphasizes the killers as a position of power but Caleb does much of the same here. Works and works. Never for himself.
Pyramid Head ‘The Executioner’:
His existence has always included pain. He’s not quite sure what it’s like without it. He’s made several efforts to take the pyramid off. It pulls painfully at his neck. Makes awful groaning noises and roars.
Ji-Woon ‘The Trickster’ Hak:
Has never been much more than entertainment for other people since he was a child. Never expected to be much more. To the point that now, if he doesn't feel impressive in some way, he feels incomplete. The entity is his way to really indulge his ‘true artistry’.
Yun-Jin Lee:
A bit selfish when it comes to surviving. A few people around the campfire dont like her for that reason. Some of the meaner people will even leave her behind because they remember all of the times Yun-Jin might have done something similar.
Thanks for reading!!! I’m sorry I don’t post often but I have Shit ton of hw and I recently started a new project sooo ya know 💖💖💖
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OBEY ME! LESSON 60 DETAILED SUMMARY + DISCUSSION/THEORIES
*I wrote this days after the lesson was first posted and never bothered to go back and edit it so meaning there will be me theorizing about the next lesson as well
*I write a small para for each chapter and I write it immediately after finishing that chapter so there’ll be theorizing about the next chapter too
*I swear more than usual here
*Some of the dialogue is heavily plagiarized and a few is lifted directly from the story, the game is to figure which is which.
*Summaries and Discussions/theories for all the other lessons can be found on this blog under #obey me spoilers or #my theories or #my headcanons
Welp this is it… DAMNNNNNN the last two seasons each had a lesson near the beginning of the season dedicated just to a date with Mammon and I’m praying S4 has one as well and though it sucks Mammon & MC’s hellos and goodbyes are always really sweet and ahhh how am I already missing them. I’m desperate for S4 and I haven’t even finished S3 yet… fuck okay. 
Post Lesson 60 edit: The last chapter goodbyes are gonna be direct quotes cause I’m an emotional mess. 
As MC is about to head outside Mammon calls out to them and tells them to bring him a cake on the way home, they ask him why he’s been so cold and distant with them lately and he frowns at them and says he doesn’t know what they’re talking about and tells them not to forget the cake and then he leaves. Asmo who had being eavesdropping laughs and says that even for Mammon that was oddly bossy and arrogant. He then asks if he can tag along with them partway cause he’s heading to the spa. As they walk past the lake Asmo tells MC not to hold Mammon’s recent attitude against him and that he’s so upset about having to leave MC again that he doesn’t know what to do with himself and since rn all he can think about is MC he’s not sure how to act around them. Asmo says Mammon’s spending too much time dwelling on this. He looks disappointed and shakes his head when he asks himself what he’s gonna do about Mammon and that he’s being a child. (IS2G Asmo is the number #1 Mammon x MC shipper???????? Relatable) MC asks him if he hasn’t been dwelling on leaving. He asks if they wish he was and says they’re always on his mind and that’s why he doesn’t seem any different now. He says the actual reason he’s still so himself and not outwardly upset is cause he has faith (HA!) that they’ll end back together again like all the previous times they had to separate. He says he’s still sad about having to say goodbye but all that makes him want to do is treasure the moments they have rn. They can hold his hand, kiss him or say that’s a really Asmo thing if him to say. He smiles and says positivity is one of his charms (Asmo ily but weren’t you the one who got drunk and cried and needed to have Satan carry you back home the first time MC left…) They eventually part ways. I’m guessing the order of the rest of the ‘goodbyes’ is gonna be Satan, Mammon and then Lucifer cause those two always end up last in that order…
EYYYYY! They run into satan and ask where he’s off to. He says he’s off to the bookstore to stock on some human books before they head home and asks MC if they want to tag along. He hands them a list and tells them to start looking from the top and that he’ll start from the bottom. He says thwy can use magic as long as no human sees them (ME: thinking back to that one human MC, Belphie and Diavolo scared the shit out of…Hmmmm). They agree and he says that knowing they studied under Solomon makes him feel safe to trust that they know what they’re doing. He says he always knows he can count on them when he needs them and that being in the Devildom without them will be troublesome (I said in the fairy dust/angel lesson that Satan & MC are incredibly similar and that their friendship is highly underrated and I still stand by that.) MC uses magic to lift a book from a high shelf and Satan warns them that someone’s coming making them loose their concentration and the book to come falling down, Satan shields them though and gets hit with it instead. They each ask if the other is alright and he says they need to be more careful that no one sees them (ME: INTENSELY THINKING BACK TO THAT TIME WITH DIAVOLO AND BELPHIE WHEN MC WAS WILLING TO BARBEQUE A MAN FOR FIRING A GUN AT BELPHIE) He blushes and tells them he’ll show what he means and he takes them behind a bookshelf where no one can see and wraps his arms around them and pulls them close (Satan what kinda romance novel pickup line was that??? Also all I can imagine is that SNL bookstore skit with John Cena & Aidy Bryant). MC can kiss him, wrap their arms around him or just thank him for shielding them earlier. He says there’s no need to thank him and that he’s just happy they’re not hurt, He then laughs softly and asks if they’ll be okay once he’s gone. They ask him in turn if he’ll be okay. He blushes and says he won’t and that just thinking about life without them was enough to drive him mad.
At dinner levi asks if everyone is there and Beel looks sad and says Mammon isn’t, Belphie sighs and says he always has to make things difficult. Levi says it’s okay and he gets it and that Mammon obviously thinks dinner’s gonna suck since Levi made it and holy shit can we pls take Levi to a therapist pls? Belphie says Levi’s beating himself up for no reason and Levi goes on a rant about how he’s an ultra-negative, depressing otaku and how no one likes being around him ajndsvddjsnk LEVI pls!!? (unrelated but Levi’s actually my third favourite) Belphie asks MC to go get Mammon and Beel tells them to hurry. They knock and enter his room. They ask him what he’s doing and he says he was just watching a shark movie Satan gave him. He asks if they’re here to tell him about dinner and that they should head back and eat and not to worry about him. He looks upset and says he’s not in the mood to eat. They say they’re really gonna miss him and he’s eyes widen for a sec before he looks away and asks if they’re some sorta kid. He then laughs though and says they’re not the only one who feels that way. He blushes and says of course he’s gonna miss them too and that they already knew that. He asks if there isn’t some other way for them to stay together forever. He says that being a sorcerer they have to make something happen. They can say a.) that despite being a sorcerer they’re still pretty green and he laughs and says the one time he needs them they’re no use at all. He blushes and tells them to hurry up and ‘ripen’ and that a green sorcerer won’t cut it. B.) being a demon he should make something happen. He says if there was something he could do he woulda done it a long time ago. Looking aside again he says hanging out with them and talking about dumb stuff is something he takes for granted and he just realized he won’t be able to do it again anytime soon, he says that once he’s back in the devildom life would be dull and that once he used to be happy as long as he had money but after they met that was ruined. And now during his free time he thinks about them and feels all worried and unsettled. He blushes and asks them to stay with him and keep him company since all this is their fault. Belphie texts them asking where the fuck they are they say they’ll have dinner with Mammon later, he then wishes them luck with Mammon.
In the music room Levi’s bemoaning how he understands that any coffee he makes won’t be good enough while a wide eyed Asmo asks him what he’s talking about cause as you can see Asmo is drinking his coffee, Levi says he never admitted it was good though. Asmo smiles and reassures him that it’s actually good and asks Belphie to back him up. Belphie says he wants no part of any of this which immediately crumbles all of Asmo’s hard work and makes Levi depressed. Lucifer pops his head in and once he spots MC asks them to come to his room. They ask what he wants to talk about, he says he’ll tell them when he gets there. To the room as a whole he says that Diavolo wants them all at the hotel the next day. This surprises both Mammon & Beel, and Satan asks if there’s another problem at the hotel, making everyone turn and eye Levi who turns red and protests. In his room Lucifer asks if MC knows why he called them and they say nope. He asks if they really don’t know or if they’re just playing dumb. When they don’t answer he says it’s about why Diavolo called them to the hotel. He says Diavolo hasn’t told him the reason behind it and asks if MC knows, saying that for Diavolo not to tell him it has to be either something that’ll supremely piss off Lucifer or something that Diavolo finds fun and exciting that Lucifer won’t like but will have to endure. They say they don’t know anything about it. He says, “what do you think you can lie to me? Have you forgotten who the fuck I am exactly!?” When they still remain silent he drops the blank faced glare and laughs saying he can take a guess at what’s going on considering they’re not willing to share. He says considering this is them they’re probably gonna do something nice for them and he tells them they’re really sweet, they tell him not to stop and to keep stroking their ego (or they can ask for a reward). He says he may considering how things go tomorrow. He then pauses and says he’s actually in the mood to indulge them today so he’ll sing their praises just for today. (They can ask if he’s sad about saying goodbye, he says yes and then blushes and says obviously that means they’re spending the night in his room – I noped out at this point. Is it weird that Lucifer’s the only brother I can’t see MC platonically sharing a bed with?) They then tease him saying this is very unlike him. He blushes and agrees, saying that when he’s with them he doesn’t have to be the avatar of pride but that’s okay because they love all the different sides of him (I thought this was really sweet, Lucifer needs to know that there’s someone who loves him as a whole even the parts of him that are massive jerks and I love that this interaction can be read as either romantic or platonic. He smiles and says he’s looking forward for tomorrow.  
The brothers are all surprised when from the hotel they are taken to the currently most popular club in the human world that has been reserved all for them, with Simeon making all the food and Luke making cakes. Luke tries his best to protect the food from Beel while Satan and Mammon say how surprise they were by Barbatos’s magic making them walk out into the club after walking into the hotel. MC asks if they like it and Lucifer says of course they do and thanks them for doing this. Solomon says he has a present for all of them too, Levi worries that he cooked for them (though he asks it with the sweetest smile cause all these demons are still hanging on to not letting Solomon know his food is toxic waste in case it hurts his feelings) and Lucifer whispers to MC that if so they might all die here. Solomon says he had offered to help cook but Simeon had insisted he had it all handled (he looks awfully disappointed when saying this). Mammon cheers on Simeon and Belphie says “…yeah I never thought I’d owe my life to Simeon but here we are” Their real present is Solomon lighting up the room with what, according to Belphie, looks like a fallen star. Asmo gushes about how beautiful it is.  Beel asks if he can eat it. Levi laughs and tells him he better not. Diavolo says they should officially start the party and everyone cheers. In a side lounge area Simeon says seeing the brothers enjoying the party so much makes all the effort feel worth it, Barbatos says he’s just happy seeing Diavolo having so much fun and he thanks MC. They say they could never have done it without their help in the first place. Simeon says it was MC to got them all working together to make this happen in the first place. Levi then arrives to come drag MC towards the karaoke (which Diavolo insisted they have – poor man’s still trying to sing a duet with Lucifer I see)
Satan and Asmo complain about Levi hogging the mic and singing anime songs, he yells at them for not understanding the raw passion and energy of anime songs (which isn’t that true? Anime songs have a unique kinda passion that makes you hyped that I’ve never being able to find in other songs..). Levi tells MC to forget about them and MC asks to sing a duet. Levi says he’ll queue up a bunch of duets and Mammon yells at Levi for hogging the mic and using this as an opportunity to hit on MC. Levi laughs and says that he’s not swooping in and doing anything the way Mammon said and that MC wants to sing with him. Mammon then blushes and demands to sing the next duet with them from MC. Asmo then calls the one after that and Mammon asks Beel & Belphie what they’re doing. They’re mixing drinks. MC says there new drink (demonous with scorpion powder and something else) sounds really good (cause they’re a freak like that) Belphie says the flavours do seem to go surprisingly well together and he asks Mammon to try some. He protests saying they just want to use him as a guinea pig. Lucifer’s drawn to the commotion and says they all seem to be fun, Levi asks if he wants to sing next and he says later, he then thanks MC for planning a fun surprise for them and that they were able to create some nice final memories in the human world before heading home. MC says they’ll share more great times together and Lucifer laughs and agrees saying this won’t be the last time they’re all together and this is just one of many happy memories they’ll share in the future. When they go back to the lounge area Solomon says they could hear them all talking, singing and laughing all the way from over here despite the music, emphasizing that they could hear Levi the most. Diavolo asks them to come sit and pours them another drink and says they were all talking about them and how they helped them enjoy their time in the human realm. He thanks them from the bottom of his heart. Solomon says last time they were all together in the Devildom and this time it was in the human realm and asks where they should be together next. Luke is surprised he’s already thinking about the next time. He laughs and says it’s cause he can barely wait for the next time they are all together. MC can suggest one of the three worlds. (personally I chose the Devildom cause the brothers aren’t allowed in the Celestial Realm and as much as I am completely in love with Mammon’s human world look I miss the aesthetic of the Devildom.) Diavolo laughs and says he’s happy they’ve taken such a liking to the Devildom and that he’d love for them to come back and that the brothers will be thrilled too. From the distance and getting closer they hear Lucifer telling his brothers to quit pushing him. Mammon tells him to just hurry up and go inside. Levi says Lucifer has to be with them or they won’t be taken seriously. Lucifer groans and asks if they’re actually planning on saying “this to him”. “Of course.” Says Satan. Belphie says it’s at least worth asking. Asmo agrees saying anything’s possible if you put your mind to it. They all tumble into the lounge area and Solomon asks what brings them all here. Lucifer looking tired says that his brothers have something to ask Diavolo. Mammon tells Lucifer not to act as if he isn’t part of this and as if it hasn’t been on his mind too. Diavolo chuckles and asks what they want to ask. Beel says they’ve all been thinking about something for a while now and they want to discuss it with him. The brothers all together yell: “We want MC to join the family!” GUUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!? Not me softly sobbing at the image this makes in my head ahhhhhhh!??????? AHHHHHH!?????????? MC’s shocked and speechless. Asjvfkjffvuiefhi pls don’t give me hope like this wtf and what do they mean by join the family cause I don’t mind Lucifer more or less adopting them, and like Beel said they already seem to be a part of the family but MC brought up proposals with A LOT of the brothers so is that what they mean? Like marriage??? But they’re all asking and other than Beel & Belphie wanting to share with each other and Asmo being open to threesomes none of them want to share MC so……. Also I do not see my OM! MC getting married at all but at the same time if it was to squirrel their way into a permanent position in the family then…
Diavolo’s wide-eyed and stunned silent, and then he asks “…huh!?” Solomon bursts out laughing. Luke is red faced and tells Solomon this is no time to laugh. Solomon still laughing chokes out that he’s never seen Diavolo so stunned. Luke pauses and then asks what exactly they mean by ‘join the family’ and then he turns red and demands if they mean marrying MC. The brothers obviously haven’t really thought about what ‘join the family’ means and only now realise it can imply marriage. Asmo immediately volunteers. Mammon red faced protests to MC marrying Asmo and then stuttering says that if they’re gonna marry anyone they should marry him (he screams the last part out after struggling through the first part). Levi gets pissed saying if MC marries a scumbag like Mammon they’d have a dark, terrible future (watch me put together a 200 slide presentation refuting this) Belphie tells Asmo and Mammon to back off before they mess things up. Lucifer, looking dead tired, says it’s already a mess. Diavolo goes, “Umm…Lucifer?” and asks him to explain what’s going on. He says the others want MC around on a permanent basis so they don’t have to say goodbye ever and they put their heads together and decided on this. “Marriage!?” goes Luke. Solomon says the demons hadn’t thought how they’d make them part of the family. Lucifer tells Satan that he can look at the others like they’re a band of idiots but to leave him outta it. Solomon asks MC what they think of all this and they say they want to be part of the family too (it’s implied through out the main storyline that generally MC’s someone who’s very calm and collected and who while being incredibly blunt doesn’t express their emotions outwardly much (at the beginning of S2 Lucifer even comments on them being more expressive than before they left) but I’d like to imagine at this moment they are wet eyed and beaming because of these loveable idiots who ARE their family even if it’s not official). Diavolo smiles and says he sees. Luke has problems with humans and demons mixing and being a family (LUKE I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS!?) “Yes, Luke. I know…” says Diavolo. His face then becomes serious and he’s silent and contemplative. Diavolo looks at MC and says that though they aren’t aware of it there’s still bad blood amongst the three worlds and that no matter how much they all want to be a family and stay together it’s not within his power to let that happen. He looks upset and apologizes. Lucifer is silent. He says though that his goal is to one day remove these barriers between the worlds and that he’ll do everything in his power to make that happen, and as the future demon king he promises that one day he’ll make it so that they can marry anyone in this room (I’m screaming just MC – queer as hell and with they/them pronouns waiting in the human world for marriage to get legalized only to fall in love with someone from another world and having to wait AGAIN for marriage to be legalized… I’d have lost my entire shit.) “WELL, isn’t that good for you, you apprentice poaching motherfuckers but guess what I’m a human meaning WE can get married in the meantime… CHECKMATE, BITCHES~” says Solomon. Mammon actually snaps at Solomon and calls him a “son of a –“ before he remembers the child in the room and trails off and snaps at him not to say stuff like that. Belphie asks if Solomon can even be classified as a human given his age. (Can MC even be classified as fully human given the whole Lilith situation? I mean ik Lilith was reincarnated as a human but she still kept and passed on her supernatural magic. Plus there’s a Belphie devilgram that takes places pre S1 that implies MC’s not fully human plus that whole thing about fairy hallucination angel!Lucifer not taking MC’s word for it when they said they were human… it’s very likely though everyone here’s too dumb to realise it). Satan says at this point Solomon might as well be a demon. Asmo tells him not to pretend to be a human when it’s convenient. He laughs and says that even though he can’t grow old or die he still belongs to the human race. Beel says that maybe but Solomon isn’t playing fair, Levi agrees and says Solomon’s also making him jealous. Diavolo says MC sure is popular seeing as they are all fighting over them. Lucifer says he knew this would happen and that’s why he didn’t want them to have this discussion. Luke’s shocked that MC’s got demons and the world’s greatest sorcerer wrapped around their finger, MC asks him if he sees them in a new light now. Luke says he thinks it’s impressive but it also creeps him out.
Back near the dance floor, Satan laughs and says Beel’s eating too much, Beel says Satan’s drinking too much, Satan who actually seems tipsy says he’s nowhere near his limit and challenges Beel to a competition to see who reaches their drink/food limit first, Beel agrees. Given how much beel can eat I can only assume this is the last we see of Satan RIP. Barbatos, looking uncharacteristically extremely worried, tells them to slow down cause neither of them know to stop. Levi, finishing up his song, calls for Luke who booked next but Mammon says Simeon went to put the “little guy” to sleep and asks Levi to come play cards instead. Lucifer, who’s playing with Mammon, asks if he hasn’t lost enough at this point, Mammon turns red and says this time he’s gonna win it all back. Asmo laughs and says Mammon just jinxed himself. Belphie asks why MC’s looking around the room so restlessly and they can say A.) I don’t see Diavolo anywhere B.) where’s Solomon? Either way the answer is he has no idea where Solomon went but he did see Diavolo head out earlier. He says the two of them are probably together talking. MC finds Diavolo and asks what he’s up to. He says he wanted a break and to gaze at the city lights and sober up a little since he won’t be able to see them again for awhile. He asks them to sit next to him and then laughs and says he could barely believe his ears after he heard what the brothers asked. He says he’s known the seven of them for a long time and knows how close they are and that it’s unbelievable that they’d want to include someone new to the family (MY HEART!? ALSO FOUND FAMILY TROPE!) He says it almost makes him jealous. They say that they know for a fact that he’s very important to the brothers too. He’s like “thanks for saying that but rn you’re either playing dumb or you actually are this dumb which makes me question my taste but then again I’m also in love with Lucifer so…” and he says he’s jealous of the brothers not them (Sure, Jan. We know you’re jealous of them both don’t lie). He says he feels the same as them and blushes and says he keeps thinking about how it could be if they were together forever (Sir, pls Lucifer is right there. He’s available. Pls.) He says if their relationship was on that level and if their bond was deep and permanent like those of a family he can’t even imagine how amazing that’d be (he keeps repeating ‘family’ and the brothers weren’t even thinking marriage when they asked for MC to be part of their family and Diavolo was really shocked and he now said specifically it was them asking about being ‘family’ before Luke even first mentioned marriage that made Diavolo jealous. What I’m saying is that considering Diavolo’s lonely, strict childhood the one thing he wants more than anything is a family not marriage specifically). He smiles and says they beat him to the punch and that he asks them to give him time cause he’s gonna do everything he can to mend the bridges between the three worlds for MC and for the brothers…and a little bit for himself. He gives them his word.
Out on the balcony Solomon greets them and asks if they shouldn’t be down with the others, they say they needed a break and wanted to talk to him, he wonders if the others would be pissed if they knew Solomon had MC all to himself. He says he figured he’d stay out of the way today and let MC and the demons spend time together considering he’ll have enough time to hang out with them later. He says he can’t believe they asked MC to join the family and that he didn’t see that coming. He starts laughing again about how serious they looked and how shocked Diavolo looked, and how Lucifer looked like he had a migraine (Ik we all say Lucifer’s the sadist but have we considered…) MC asks if he really thinks it’s that funny (and I’m pretty sure they’re offended on the brothers’ behalf and hurt cause that’s what they want too.) Solomon says for him it’s funny. He says it’s common of a demon to ask for a business arrangement or a pact but he’s never heard of them asking humans to join their family. He smiles and says he’s beginning to think he chose a “truly incredible” human as his apprentice. MC asks what the demons in his life are to him, he gives it serious thought and said these days he sees them as close friends. MC asks if things were different earlier and he says they were but also asks that they not get into things rn cause the story is long and tedious, MC asks if he’s just trying to avoid their question and if he’s gonna tell them the truth or not. He laughs and says nope and that though you can’t tell it by looking at him he’s a little too tipsy. He reminds them that they’re barely a sorcerer rn and that they should leave questions like that for later until they can use “magic like this” without an incantation. He uses magic to teleport the others on to the balcony (what a snake. Imagine instead of going to a crowd to escape a conversation you use your magic to bring the crowd to you to avoid a conversation AND to set a line for MC to reach before they can start poking at his past.) Asmo says he’s being wondering where the two of them went and how naughty it was to sneak off together, Levi complains about being cut halfway through a song, Beel asks MC to judge his eating competition with Satan and Satan says it’s actually a drinking competition. Barbatos looking deeply concerned asks if the two of them intend to empty the hotel’s pantry AND its wine cellar. He asks MC to stop them. Lucifer’s goading Mammon and kicking his ass in a card game and Mammon refuses to give up (HC that Lucifer taught Mammon to play cards up in the Celestial Realm as a way to get him to sit still and NOT set the drapes on fire). Belphie comments on the card game and the party continues. (Pretty sure Solomon saw the demons as pawns or tools to get what he wants/ for more power and that he was much more ruthless with making pacts with them than he is now when he pesters Lucifer (aka getting Asmo drunk while he was upset and making a pact) the question is why? And why did Michael basically sponsor this? We know that the Celestial Realm and Devildom had just called a truce when Michael took an interest in Solomon so could it be that he wanted someone to keep an eye on the demons and the best way to do that was to have a powerful human sorcerer make as many pacts with demons as possible. I mean Solomon made a pact with Asmo mostly because he was Lucifer’s brother and Michael still has a heavy interest in the brothers so it could be possible that he wanted Solomon to make a pact with one of them so that he could see what they were doing?)
LAST ONE GUYS! :) I’m okay really :)))))))) Outside the manor in the morning, Barbatos tells Diavolo it’s time and Diavolo looking really sad agrees. (RIGHT OFF THE BAT HUH!?) Even Solomon seems upset when he realizes it’s time and then that damn song starts playing, that ending song that always chokes me up and this time it doesn’t feel as sad as last season because honestly the “Till we meet again” party really helped while last season all the brothers tried to run away with MC and that shit HURT but it still makes me choked up FUCK I want them back so badly. Diavolo comes up to MC and says they have to return and that though they weren’t here for a long time it was really fun. “So, till we meet again, MC” he ends with. Barbatos thanks them for all they did to make their stay in the human world more comfortable. He says next time they meet he’ll prepare a special tea for them that he’s sure they’ll like. From here we’re going to direct quotes because I am EMOTIONAL:
Mammon says, while not meeting their eyes: …Listen, why’re you sittin’ around twiddling your thumbs, huh? I saw how hard you worked to become a sorcerer, so I know you got it in ya. (He blushes, still not meeting their eyes) Hurry up and learn summoning magic ASAP! You big dummy… (he finally looks up at them and smiles) And once you learn it, you’d better summon ME first! All right? You promise, right? (MC can either hug or kiss him….AND YOU GUYS MUST KNOW ME BY NOW SO MC just kisses him in front of all the brothers just like that????????? – he blushes and looks away again) Dammit, now I wanna take you back to the Devildom with me… (He meets their eyes one more time, face still red)
Levi says, blushing and looking aside: …You know that game we were playing? Final Devil Kingdom… (He looks up at them, still blushing) Well, I’ve decided not to make any more progress in it until I see you next. (He smiles brightly then) So we need to get together and play it again as soon as possible, okay? I mean, I’m dying to move on to the next dungeon… (He looks up at them with a sad expression then and they can either hug or kiss him and look I love Levi but I’ve already made my choice so MC hugs him – he blushes and gets a determined expression on his face) I’m going to be messaging you a lot, okay? So… don’t ignore my texts, or I’ll cry. (He smiles at them one more time)
Satan says, looking confident and meeting their eyes: …There are several cats who come by the manor for food each day. Make sure to take care of them for me. If you’re on the job, I feel like I can rest easy knowing they’ll be okay. (He frowns, blushes and looks away then) But keep in touch. Let me know how the cats are doing every day. Got it? Every day. (They hug him and he laughs and then says with a smile) Knowledge is power. The more you have, the better off you’ll be. So study hard, and learn to stand on your own two feet as a sorcerer as soon as you can.
Asmo says, looking really upset but making eye contact: No matter how I dress myself up or how cute I make my nails and makeup, if I can’t show it to the one I love the most, it won’t be fun at all. (He smiles then) So, I’ve decided to think about it this way… I have to strive to make myself more and more beautiful with each passing day! 🤍 (He smiles even more brightly) So that one day you’ll fall for me completely and then you’ll be all mine! How does that sound? (MC hugs him and he giggles, and says smiling) I’m going to put a little something extra on my hug! 🤍 (he squeezes them closer)
Beel says with a soft smile looking in at them: …It was fun getting to eat together with you every day here human world, MC. (His smile brightens) You know, when you’re with the right person, good food has a way of tasting even better. I want to be able to eat with you all the time, every single day. I want that to be normal. And I’m going to do whatever I can to make it so that someday soon, it really will be like that. (MC hugs him and he blushes and smiles and says) Make sure you eat enough, okay? Take care of yourself.
Belphie says also with a soft smile, making eye contact: I’m glad I got this chance to live here in the human world. Spending each day together with you in your world has been incredibly fun. (He looks sad and looks to the side) …Having to go to sleep every night in a house without you in it from now on is going to be really sad, and really lonely. (MC hugs them and he blushes but his expression is still sad and he doesn’t make eye contact) Take care, MC…
Lucifer’s wearing that fond smile that makes his eyes squint shut and he says: …Never did I imagine that one day, I’d find it this hard to say goodbye to you. I’ve managed to shock even myself. (He looks up at them then) Once I’m back in the Devildom, where I can’t see you anymore, this feeling is probably going to grow even worse. I hope this is every bit as difficult for you as it is for me. (MC hugs him) …Let’s make sure we see each other again sooner rather than later. (He gives that soft fond smile again)
Barbatos opens the portal. Solomon tells them all to take care. There’s a flash of bright light and the opening song starts playing. “MC!” Yells Mammon with a bright smile before he jumps in. “Toodles!” Says a beaming, waving Asmo. “Till next time!” says Levi with a small smile. “Take care of yourself!” Says a brightly smiling Belphie. “Bye…” Says Beel with a smile. “See you around.” Says Satan with a smile. “See you next time.” Says Lucifer with a nod of his head and a smile. “Goodybe, MC.” Says Diavolo with a bright smile. There’s another flash and the portal’s closed and they’re all gone. The credits play thanking all the main and side character VAs over human world backgrounds and YOU! Back in front of the manor Solomon says it suddenly got so quiet that he feels lonely. MC’s silent and doesn’t answer him. “Hey,” he says after a bit, “didn’t they officially hire you as their “babysitter” because you came here looking for a job, you know that thing you need to be able to survive independent adult life in the human world… Did they ever pay you for that?” “…SON OF A B–” At the angel’s halo Simeon tells a sad, silent Luke that the others must have gone back home by now, Luke quietly agrees. Simeon laughs and asks if that bothers Luke. Luke blushes, stutters and denies it. Luke tries to change the topic by telling Simeon to hurry up and grind some coffee cause they’re about to open. Simeon says they still have enough time and Luke says he’s gonna take out the trash and runs out back to avoid his feelings and this conversation. Simeon laughs. The door opens and Simeon turns to tell them they’re not opened yet but trails off. ??? says, “I can see that, yes…” Simeon’s eyes widen and his mouth turns down, he’s too shocked to say anything. ??? says, “Well, look at you. I could almost believe you really are a human, brother…” Simeon’s entire face goes blank and settles on a cold emotionless expression though he still doesn’t reply before he slowly smiles, “…Welcome. So glad you could stop by, Raphael.” And the chapter, the lesson and the season is over. So…SO…you know I don’t even have words really. I’m not, we really are getting new characters aren’t we. I mean I said in some of the earlier summaries that at this point with the way they were hyping up the angels in this season that it only makes sense to bring them in BUT I never 100% believed they would and now I’m just???? They really are gonna do it holy fuck GUYS!? I need S4 badly like rn immediately but given that the break between S2 and S3 was really small AND that they maybe introducing at least 2 new characters the break between S3 and S4 might be longer AND I get it y’know but still I desperately need this now. Holy shit. And Simeon’s facial expressions! How he looked surprised and upset and then how his face just shut down (something we rarely or never? See from him) and then how it smoothed out into a smile ajsdvbkdwhskcjksk Raphael’s way of speaking fit exactly with what I imagined after what Asmo, Lucifer and Belphie said about him. This kinda formal, authoritative, cold, distant way. And the tension between him and Simeon!? “BROTHER!????” Does he mean brother in the same way as the Sins do or is it more brother in arms the way I see Lucifer and Simeon being in the Celestial Realm? It felt cold compared to them. Pls give me a heavily dysfunctional, distant and cold angel family to contrast with the dysfunctional but close and loving demon family I WILL SCREAM. I’ve screamed all my angel and celestial realm theories in the previous summaries (there are a lot) so I’m not gonna go into detail about them here but I will say I’m keeping my fingers crossed for morally dubious/grey angels who believe they are completely in the right at all times and I’m deeply scared of getting at least part of S4 without the brothers as we are introduced to the angels – I mean don’t get me wrong I’d love if they took time to introduce us to the angels without the brothers’ dynamics with them being involved and to give us a chance to hear their side of the story before they have the whole reunion between everyone BUT I’ll also feel the heavy withdrawal effects of being deprived of the brothers so yeah. Overall the goodbye to the brothers felt far more uplifting than last season’s one given that they ended with the upbeat opening song and not the melancholic sounding ending song. WOW okay. I’m gonna try and get through the hard lessons and unlock the chapters I couldn’t since S2. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON! LOVE AK 🤍
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Hi there, can you do a rfa+saran and V if they caught the MC while she’s watching adult videos? Thanks, your blog is great
RFA + Minor Duo catching a Mc watching Adult Videos ⚠️ HIGHLY NSFW⚠️
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This is allowed to be...sexy/ smutty, right…? Cause I won’t hold back! PS. Once again I wrote this while my mom was in the room, lmao don’t get caught you all!  I didn’t expect this to become so long...
Jumin
It was late when you got the message from Jumin saying that he won’t come home.
This was the third time in a row that Jumin didn’t come home at night and even through you knew he was innocent, you just had to calm the urge for sex. You wanted Jumin’s warm hands on your body, his tongue on your skin, and voice in your ears. However, once again it didn’t happen and all that was left for you was to stop that urge yourself.
,,Lovely cat, wait outside,’’ you smiled as you closed the door and dimmed the room.
You were kind of excited.
You hadn’t done that in a long time.
You quickly typed in something smutty and searched for the longest and smuttiest video.
Earphones weren’t needed since you knew that you were alone.
The video began with a man sucking on a woman’s clit, making you wet immediately.
You wished for Jumin to do the same, just like he did the last time both of you were intimate...
,,Ough….’’ you groaned as your index finger stroked your clit in a rotating movement.
You began to pant louder and so did the woman in the video.
You wanted to feel something on your nipples, but couldn’t take your hand from your wet pussy while the other hand was holding your phone.
The video suddenly became louder and so did you.
It wouldn’t have been a problem if you were alone, but you weren’t.
Thinking that someone was in your room, Jumin opened the door, a bit scared of the outcome.
Seeing you naked on the bed, masturbating however, changed the whole situation.
,,You don’t need these videos if you have me…’’ he grunted with a smirk on his face.
Jumin loosened his tie as he approached you.
The excitement of seeing your husband horny made you even wetter. You wanted to feel him, you wanted him to tell you how good you were, and how much he loved you…
While your thoughts were going crazy, your husband took your phone out of our left hand and pushed away the right hand that was currently rubbing your clit.
His wet tongue sucked on your bundle of nerves while you almost screamed his name.
Finally you could touch your nipple and it felt so good….
,,I know that you like it, little kitty…’’ he said in a low voice, making you finally scream his name.
,,The next time you have the urge to watch these videos, call me instead or come to my office, I will make you feel even better…’’ he smiled as he kissed you, making you feel yourself.
You sighed when you finally felt your husband’s dick on your vulva.
Finally your time was coming...
Zen
,,Okay, see you later!’’ you said on the phone and cut the call.
You were a bit disappointed.
Of course you wanted to hide that in your voice, but apparently you failed.
You didn’t know yet that Zen actually planned to come home because he had a feeling that you were sad.
You weren’t sure of what to do now and so you decided to make things a bit hotter…
You quickly made a warm bath and took your laptop, putting it on the outside of the bathtub.
You quickly typed in ,,Threesome’’ and then put away your clothes and went to search for the dildo you bought a few months ago.
The sexlife between you and Zen was amazing, but right now you needed something to drive away that disappointment.
And so the video began to play.
A man began to ram his penis into a woman’s ass while a third woman began to lick the first one.
This wasn’t really your taste, but currently it made you very hot. With one hand you began to massage your breast, playing with your nipples as the other hand slowly stroked your skin.
From your abdomen down to your vulva and slowly your clit and your insides.
When things became hotter in the porn itself, your hand reached for the dildo, pushing it slowly into your pussy.
,,Ahhh….’’ you groaned as you laid your head back, slowly searching for your G-Spot.
Your eyes went back to your laptop, seeing that now the other woman was being fucked while the second one was being fingerfucked.
Just when you thought you could cum, the door suddenly opened.
,,OH MY GOD!’’ you yelled and took your hands away.
The high ride made you pant as you looked to the door.
Zen was blushing as the video kept playing with all three people in the video giving sexy sounds.
,,You’re watching this… without me… you drive me crazy,’’ he moaned and took off his shirt and pants, joining you as he grinned, his growing dick at your pussy.
You smiled as you moved your hips up, ready to feel his touch with his hands on your abdomen, wandering up to your breasts.
,,Water sex is the best,’’ he laughed as he positioned his dick at your entrance.
,,Better than drinking?’’ you asked him as your hand moved to his chest, feeling his heartbeat.
,,Much better, mhhghg…’’ he laughed as he got aroused even more at your wet touch.
He pushed himself into you and felt your walls vibrating. The water was splashing all over the floor as he kept ramming into you, his fingers now in your mouth as you began to moan louder and louder.
,,You feel so good...mhhh. Thank God I came home,’’ he laughed and kissed you, making you orgasm a few seconds later.
Yoosung
Yoosung may have seemed innocent and cute, but this boy did things in bed you never would expect to experience.
Indeed, even through at first it was something embarassing, with time, you and Yoosung enjoyed your sex more also as a kind of activity.
But still, sometimes you simply needed time for yourself and your body, just like today.
It was just perfect that he had to work till late and so you put on your headphones as you sat on your comfortable couch.
Your fingers quickly opened Google where you began to surf privately and search for a good video.
It was a roleplay one.
It began with the man licking the woman’s breasts and so your hands moved up to massage your nipples.
,,Mhh…’’ you moaned as you could see in the video how the man stroked the woman’s wet pussy.
,,Yoosung… I need you…’’ you whispered as you wished for his touch.
Your hand slowly wandered down below your panties and began to stroke your cunt.
You were so wet.
You began to hold the phone stronger as you saw how the man quickly began to fuck the woman in the video.
,,I need to massage my nipples again…’’ you gasped when suddenly someone touched the pink nipples.
,,AHH-’’ you gasped in fear and ecstasy as the touch made you even wetter.
,,It’s me,’’ Yoosung groaned into your ear as he kept playing with them, his fingers around them twisting them around.
You could hear how he unzipped his jeans and was apparently stroking himself behind the couch.
You moaned again as you finally entered yourself, just the imagination making you shiver.
,,Let’s come together,  dirty girl,’’ he laughed as you indeed felt your walls vibrate.
You rested your head on the couch as you looked Yoosung over you, he also breathed as he came on your couch.
,,Should we watch together…?’’ he asked you and laughed when he saw you nodding.
Quickly, the blonde man walked around the couch and you could see his penis moving with every step.
Your husband took your phone as he connected the video on the TV so that it was much bigger on screen.
One of his hands was around his sex while the other one was resting on your pussy.
A new video began with a woman doing a blowjob.
The wet sounds from the video mixed together with your sounds as Yoosung began to play with your pussy and his two fingers, making you breathe harder and quicker.
,,Yoosung~’’ you whined and massaged your tits with both hands.
That was when he let go of his dick and got on his knee, ready to eat you out.
You could see how the man began to come on the woman’s face and so did you, riding your orgasm as Yoosung licked you up.
,,We should do this regularly,’’ he laughed as he began to touch himself again...
Jaehee
It was a Monday afternoon when Jaehee came back from grocery shopping.
Your store was closed on mondays so this was the day the both of you usually used to do some private stuff, like visit a doctor or go shopping.
Well, as for you, you felt hot ever since Jaehee left the shared bed this morning and at some point you couldn’t handle it anymore and just began to watch an adult video.
It was, to be honest, your favorite video.
Two women on the bed, a strap between them as the one over the blonde woman moved her hips, making the woman below moan.
Her nipples were touched and licked, kisses flew, and both of them touched each other.
You wished for Jaehee to watch it with you so much but you knew that this wasn’t the kind of thing she liked.
You even thought that she was too embarrassed to watch these kinds of things with you and so you never asked her. Instead, you did these kinds of things on your own, digging your fingers deep into your pulsing pussy.
,,Ahh...mhhh….ouhhh…’’ you gasped for air, just like they did in the video.
What you didn’t know was that Jaehee stood behind the door, her eyes never left your body as she saw and heard what you were doing.
Her hands eventually ended up in her pants too as you almost reached your orgasm with a video.
She felt embarrassed, but at the same time so good….
Suddenly, Jaehee began to groan too after you moaned, making you notice that there was someone else in the apartment.
,,Jaehee...come in~~’’ you grinned and gasped.
A red flushed Jaehee entered the room.
Her fingers were wet.
,,Come here,’’ you smiled and waited until she reached you to start another porn, this time she was stroking your clit and you finger fucking her slippery pussy.
,,I never thought you would do this with me,’’ you laughed as you watched her spread her legs even wider, turning red.
,,Me neither…’’ she mumbled and groaned.
You moaned and looked over to the video playing. One woman was riding her girlfriend’s face.
Suddenly you felt Jaehee’s wet lips around your nipples, making you gasp for air.
Her fingers also reached your G-Spot, making you scream even louder.
Your girlfriend laughed as she pulled away her fingers and instead rubbed her pussy against yours.
,,Jaehee, I can feel how wet you are,’’ you laughed and came up, now sitting on the bed.
You tried to ride on the bed while she sat on you, feeling that your orgasm was near.
Jaehee pushed her lips on you while her hands played with your tits, your hands on her back, trying to pull her even stronger to you.
,,I want you to come,’’ you laughed, the video was still playing beside the both of you, but you guys were even louder.
,,Let’s come together, ahhh…’’ Jaehee whined and threw her head back as she felt coming with you…
Saeyoung
Even though you tried your best hiding that you were sometimes rubbing yourself with such videos, Saeyoung found out as soon as he opened your internet logs.
He could see everything you searched for and could see everything you opened, noticing that you had an oral fetish.
And so, Saeyoung decided that he wanted to catch you doing it.
However, it took you a bit until you felt the warm feeling between your legs because your husband never let you go somewhere or even go to bed with horny feelings… But finally, what he was waiting for happened. As soon as he noticed in the middle of the night that you opened a new Internet page and went on private searching, he slowly walked over to the room you were currently staying in.
He saw how you pulled your pants down as your hands slowly wandered down to your sex. You immediately began to pant as your finger touched your wetness between your legs.
Your finacé, however, soon enough noticed how hard it was too watch you watching a porn on your own or to even listen to the moans from your screen and see you get aroused as another man had sex in the video.
He decided to just enter the room. It was something that made you shriek crazily.
,,Let me join you, or, let’s do one on our own!’’ he laughed and approached you, opening his phone and beginning to video tape him eating out your beautiful pink pussy.
You gasped as you put your own phone next to you on the pillow.
Saeyoung gave you his phone while you recorded him with trembling hands.
His hands slowly wandered down your body and then went down again, just to move into your sex as you were eaten out.
You gasped louder when he apparently reached your favorite spot. However, he left you like that on your hard drive and instead flipped you over.
,,Ah, Saeyoung...mhh…’’ you moaned as he positioned your ass a bit higher and began now to eat you out from behind, touching your tits as you supported yourself on the bed.
,,Please… enter me now…  I need you….’’ you whined and in the next moment heard him thrusting himself into you, grunting as his fingers dug into your skin.
You began to groan louder as he hit your butt cheeks.
,,You’re not videotaping me anymore,’’ he laughed and kissed your back, wandered up and down on your skin.
,,I can’t…’’ you whined and began to fingerfuck yourself.
,,You’re so good…’’ he laughed when he finally came into you….
Saeran
To be honest, it wasn’t the first time that Saeran saw you touching yourself to some videos.
He just never approached you while doing anything since he was scared that he would bug you.
Even worse, was his fear for not being good enough that you had to touch yourself.
But today, it was different.
The video played as you moaned in your bedroom, your body naked on the sheets as your legs were opened widely while you watched the sexy video.
,,Ahhh..oh dear…’’ you laughed as you almost came again.
You didn’t know that today, Saeran too observed and touched himself.
His hand moved quicker when he noticed your gasps and suddenly he whimpered, making you look straight into his eyes from the little space that was left between door and wall..
,,Wanna join…?’’ you asked him as you moaned loudly, the video ended and another was loading, it began with moanings sounds right away, making your heart beat quicker, and Saeran apparently felt the same.
And so he shyly nodded and slowly approached you, beginning to kiss you. You turned the phone so that he could watch it too and quickly his dick grew harder.
,,Why do you keep watching this…?’’ he asked you.
,,Don’t know…’’ you mumbled embarrassed and began to stoke him, making his dick twitch.
The man in the video was penetrating another man, Saeran watched the video as you again began to gasp for air.
At some point you somehow took his hand and placed it between your warm legs.
Saeran grew red again as his fingers slowly began to dig into you, feeling your walls pulling him deeper inside.
,,You...you react so well to it…’’ he commented.
,,Just because you’re here too…’’ you told him and took your hand away from his dick to massage your breast.
Saeran kept watching the video, and even though a man was doing a blowjob on another, he dared to ask you if he could eat you out.
You nodded in excitement, you couldn’t await until his hot lips touched your wet spot.
,,Agh…, Saeran… you’re doing it so well…’’ you smiled down at him as he pushed his tongue deeper inside.
He slowly began to enjoy the feeling and decided to become just like in the videos, a little bit braver.
You moved your hips up and down and suddenly you felt that his hand was on your butt, massaging you from behind.
You also enjoyed this kind of touch.
The video ended and another played again, Saeran shortly looked up to check what was coming now.
,,You know, that you are just good the way you are…?’’ you asked him and smiled, as you gasped again.
He nodded and placed himself behind your asshole, pumping his dick inside of you.
You screamed his name louder as you felt your body react to it.
His fingers kept playing with your pussy as he felt something coming, his orgasm.
You were also high on your orgasm and at some point just collapsed on the bed, panting loud and happily.
,,I should begin to watch them too…’’ he smiled and laid down next to you, kissing your lips as you slowly closed your eyes.
Jihyun
The face Jihyun made was the best when he heard and saw what you were doing.
He observed every movement of yours, your body covered in sweat on his chair as you watched a porn video on his laptop.
Your legs were opened widely and you were in a strange position, which made it possible for him to see your pussy, drenched in cum as you already did it for the second time.
From his laptop, odd panting and wet sounds were coming out. Apparently they made you feel even better, because you just looked like you looked when he did a love act with you.
The mint haired boy quickly took his camera and began to videotape you as you watched the porn with a look in your eyes he never saw. Was it passion? Or was it just your horny eyes as you watched a couple having sex on the beach?
Without him expecting it, when you suddenly reached your G-Spot, he groaned too, making you take away all your hands when you noticed that you weren’t alone anymore.
Quickly, since it was getting fired up, Jihyun entered the room, in his hands still on the video camera where he filmed what you were doing just a few moments ago.
,,You didn’t ask me for my consent,’’ you said as you watched what he was doing.
,,Sorry… I… I couldn’t miss it,’’ he confessed, turning red. But not just his face changed, in his pants something too changed, and you were the cause of it.
,,Come closer and get your punishment, bad boy,’’ you smiled and made him put the camera on the drawer so it could see you both.
In the porn, the woman was sitting on a chair while the man fucked her while standing.
Jihyun quickly understood that you wanted him to do the same, and so he quickly got rid of the clothes he was wearing and placed himself in front of your entrance, riding you on his chair.
You were holding your legs open widely as he pushed himself deeper into you.
The chair moved on it’s own, making Jihyun hold the chair behind you so that you wouldn’t fall.
,,Oh… you are… so fucking good~oh my god, mhhh yeah…!’’ you giggled and moaned, rolling your eyes.
He softly began to bite your nipples and looked to his laptop to check if the man was also still riding the woman.
But by now they changed position in the video and the man was fuckin the woman against the wall.
Without thinking, Jihyun took your naked body in his arms and pushed you against a wall. He then rammed himself into you, your legs around his body as he supported you with his hands on your ass.
You began to kiss his neck and gave him a hickey, but Jihyun didn’t care. All he wanted to achieve right now was making you cum on his swollen dick…
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Walking Home
This is inspired by @buggachat’s Bakery AU. I hope this is okay because I love this idea so much and I loved the winery arc. I wrote this assuming Adrien also lives at the bakery, though I don’t know.
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“Okay no, no first of all they did NOT kick us out because I spilled. But IF did they did then that’s your fault!” Marinette exclaimed as the four of them left the restaurant.
“I didn’t mean that time,” clarified a bubbly Adrien as he ran ahead. “I meant when you kept turning the glasses into microphones and trying to get everyone to sing when they were still pretty full.”
“No! No! No!” she insisted, running up to him and giving him a gently tap on shoulder. “It was because you kept making chicken noises and they were awful!”
“They were amazing.”
“I don’t think you’ve ever heard a chicken,” she said smugly as she attempted to suppress her laughter at the memory. “It was so high pitched.”
“Bawk bawk bawk,” said Adrien quietly. Seeing Marinette suppress more laughter, he kept going and got louder. She couldn’t stand still, the laughter causing her to bend in half unable to catch her breath. Making her laugh was somehow so addicting and so he kept doing the awful chicken noise, getting higher and louder and faster. Passerbys gave them strange looks and rolled their eyes. Alya couldn’t help but smile at the thought that everyone who saw them must assume they were lifelong friends. Maybe even more than that.
“Oh wow I didn’t realize how late it was,” announced Alya, pretending to check her phone. She was fairly certain the two forgot her and Nino were there. “Ugh, I’ve got an interview scheduled for the blog at 8am.”
“Yeah and I’ve got to wake her up otherwise she’ll never get there on time,” added Nino with a laugh, catching on quickly. Adrien and Marinette snapped out of their bubble, seeing suddenly how ridiculous they must seem.
“We should do this again soon though,” said Alya. “All of us,” she added, looking at Adrien.
“Yeah, this was fun,” said Marinette, sneaking a glance at Adrien (though he didn’t notice) before turning back to Alya. “Are you okay to get home?”
“Yeah, we’re gonna grab a taxi,” said Alya. “What about you two? Are you okay? You didn’t switch to water when Nino and I did.”
“That was water? I thought you guys just switched to white wine,” asked Adrien. Nino chuckled and handed Adrien his phone so the two could make plans to hang out later in the week.
While the boys talked, Alya pullled Marinette into a hug to supposedly say goodbye.
“No girl, for real are you okay to get home? We can drop you off,” she whispered.
“No it’s okay you guys live the opposite way and you need to get up early,” whispered Marinette back. “The bakery isn’t that far and It’s not like I’m walking alone.”
“Exactly,” said Alya, pulling away but making sure the boys were too distracted by their conversation to hear theirs. “I know tonight was fun but you didn’t start the day being Adrien’s biggest fan. You’re okay walking home with him?”
“Yes Alya I’m fine,” she hiccuped. “I’m not even that drunk.”
“Marinette!” Adrien called suddenly, very excited. “Can we make pizza at the bakery?!”
“Oh my god pizzaaaaaa!” She exclaimed far too loudly, throwing her hands in the air. “Yes, yes let’s go! Bye Alya!”
She ran ahead and Adrien excitedly and instinctively followed her, the two a collection of giggle and hiccups stumbling between the street lights.
“Text me when you get home!” Alya called after the pair. They were quite a sight. She couldn’t help but smile at the fact that this morning Marinette couldn’t say his name without grimacing and now they were rushing off into the night. She wondered how Marinette would feel about the blonde boy tomorrow.
“Pizza, pizza, pizza!” The two exclaimed as they trudged down the sidewalk.
“Okay I know we have dough and cheese I don’t know if we have any pizza sauce,” said Marinette raking her brain. “Do we want toppings? Because I think we just have sprinkles, maybe we-ahhh!” Suddenly the ground came rushing at her, but before she had time to process what was happening she was stopped inches from the pavement. She looked up and saw Adrien had caught her in the knick of time. His hands were on her waist as if he was dipping her in a some eleaborate dance. The streetlight above him reflected on his golden hair like a halo.
He really was a good model, she couldn’t help but think as she found herself drawn to his light like an innocent moth.
“Sorry,” he said realizing the position they were in. “Force of habit, I guess. I didn’t mean, I mean I-.”
“Don’t apologize,” she breathed, not attempting to remove herself from his grip. “You’ve just got like catlike reflexes.”
“Yeah, I maybe??” He laughed. He couldn’t even explain her own pun to her as he pulled her to her feet. “Hehe, uh sorry if I distracted you again.”
“No, no it’s my own fault, I’m extra clumsy when I’m drunk,” she explained, bashful suddenly for some reason. “I’m a regular public menace. But thanks for not letting me fall on my face.”
He smiled. “Anytime,” he stood up straight and offered her his arm. “To ensure you don’t fall again,” he explained.
The logic of his reasoning negated any objections her former view of him held at the ready. He didn’t have to be kind to her when it was just them, and this must be why she held onto his arm so firmly and allowed herself to be so close as they walked. She suddenly felt guilty for her ulterior motives in inviting him out. The skeptic in her wanted to point out that maybe he was faking being drunk, or was so well versed at deception that alcohol had no affect on his ability to lie. But a larger part of her just wanted to rest her head on his shoulder as he led her home, contently listening to him ramble.
“Okay but why isn’t pizza a pastry?” he continued. “Like a lot of baked goods have cheese, they all have dough. Is it the sauce? But donuts have filling and the tomato is a fruit, I think-?”
“Maybe pizza can be your menu speciality,” she murmured, following the voice that told her to rest her head. “But you can give it a fun name and make it look different so they won’t know it’s pizza until they taste it. You’d think of a good name, you’re funny.”
“I’m funny?” he asked, genuinely surprised and flattered.
“I’m drunk, who knows what I’m saying,” she joked. “I’ll deny it but yes you are funny. I like when you write puns on the specials board.”
“Really?” He chuckled. “I didn’t think you’d be a fan of bad puns.”
“I’ve heard worse,” she murmured, her mouth moving faster than her mind. “There’s a lot you don’t know about me.”
“Like what?” he tried, trying to careful in this new territory, but fighting his catlike curiosity . “Are you a secret comedian?”
“No, no but I was in love with a boy who made puns a lot,” she said quietly, almost just to herself. “It seems so silly but now whenever I hear a good one I write it down so I don’t forget. So I can tell it to him. But I’m never gonna see him again. That’s so stupid isn’t it?”
He saw tears forming in her eyes. “I think it’s sweet,” he said. “Is he someone you meet in New York? On your internship?”
She stopped, her mind had brought up another similarly between him and Chat Noir and that was extra confusing right now. But she hadn’t had anyone to talk to about Chat and it felt nice to share something about him aloud. She had to tread carefully though.
“I’m sorry if you don’t wanna talk about it,” said Adrien before she could find the words. “It’s none of my business.”
“No, it’s okay.”
“No, it’s not,” he continued, gently removing his arm from her. “You’ve already done so much for me, helping me at the bakery, letting me into your home, inviting me out tonight . You’re a very kind person Marinette and I’ve invaded so much of your space already, I shouldn’t be invading your privacy.”
“No, Adrien please it is okay,” she insisted. “I brought it up. And I... I’ve never brought it up to anyone before, to be honest. And it must be because... I like talking to you. Because-.”
“-of the wine?” He offered.
“-because we’re friends,” she finished, looking up at him with soft, truthful eyes.
“I think it is the wine,” he joked, only half certain.
“Here, I’ll prove it,” she said, keeping her purse and rummaging through its contents. Finally she found what she was searching for. “Here,” she said, placing something in his hand.
“What is this?”
“My lucky charm,” she said proudly, as he opened his hand to reveal a simple keychain composed of colorful beads. “I made it during my internship, it helped me when I had deadlines or a creativity block. I take it everywhere.”
“And you’re giving this to me?”
“Well I still plan on needing it and having it close by, so I wouldn’t just entrust it to someone I don’t want in my space would I? It’s probably not as flashy as the friendship bracelets Chloe made you but-.”
She was cut off as Adrien pulled her into a tight embrace. “It’s perfect. Thank you.”
She hesitated, but returned the gesture. “You’re welcome,” she said as the two stood in the middle of the sidewalk, embracing for probably a little too long. “Adrien, since we’re friends, I think I should be honest with you.”
He pulled back to face her, his face still holding a smile despite her dismal tone. “What is it?”
“Today, when I invited you...” she began, her pride almost too big a pill to swallow. “Well, I had ulterior motives for inviting you.”
“Really?”
“I thought, oh god I’m so embarrassed,” she pushed through. “I though you had ... a secret.”
“A secret?”
“Yes,” she buried her face in her hands, utterly embarrassed. “Ugh, and I thought it you got drunk enough you would blurt it out. And that’s so awful of me and I know it’s dishonest, but I promise you it’s not like that anymore. I was paranoid, I guess. I don’t know. But I’m so sorry. really do enjoy spending time with you-.”
“What kind of secret?”
“Huh?” She said, surprised he wasn’t mad. “Oh, i-it doesn’t matter. It was still wrong of me.”
“Well why couldn’t you ask me about it before?”
“I didn’t have any sort of proof,” she admitted. “Only a hunch.”
“Why?” He asked. He wasn’t mad but she couldn’t place his tone. People must have accused him of this before. She knew now he wasn’t his father, he was more than whatever his past held, and he didn’t deserve another faker. She knew he’d ask what she suspected and it would ruin everything but maybe she could make it less awful if she kept apologizing?
“Nothing major, just because of how you acted around me-.”
“I see.”
“-but I know now I was completely wrong,” she quickly went on. “Getting to know you tonight and spending more time with you at the bakery, I know I was wrong.”
“Oh,” was that all he could say? Oh?!
“Because you’re just so nice!” She went on, her drunk brain turning to rambling. “You’re actually a really great guy, and you’re just quiet at first, you’re ... a friend...”
“Just a friend?” He asked, the word holding his attention tight.
“Yes,” she said, hoping he was considering accepting her apology. “And I- oh darn it.” Suddenly, a raindrop fell onto Marinette’s cheek. Then another. Without warning the sky began to pour, and the pair sought shelter. Adrien took off his jacket and placed it over Marinette’s head to attempt and shield her from the rain, a fruitless attempt as the jacket immediately became soaked and heavy and helpful to no one.
As they made their way through the waterfall that claimed the sidewalk, an abandoned umbrella leaning against a building caught Adrien’s eye. He swooped in to grab and quickly opened it over Marinette’s head. “Ugh, I can’t see,” she cried, the rain causing her eye makeup to run and sting her eyes. She wiped it away, only to smudge it and give cover her face with a charcoal color. Adrien laughed.
“Mademoiselle Hamster, you look more like a raccoon now,” he wheezed. Before Marinette could offer a clever response, she saw the rain continued to fall on him as she was safely covered.
“You’re going to catch pneumonia,” she stated angrily.
“It’s not a very big umbrella,” he said, still laughing.
“Nonsense,” she said, yanking the umbrella handle to spin him in. “I’m not about to let you get sick and stick me with all the work at the bakery.”
But the umbrella was very small. And in order for them both to be covered, they had to stand very close together.
“Fine by me,” breathed Adrien, looking down at Marinette. She stood in front of him, her hands landing instinctively on his chest as if they were slow dancing. She was aware of this, but did not remove them. Her eyes went to the ground, not being about to handle the closeness with eye contact. In one hand Adrien held the umbrella, the other one slowly went to removed a strand of wet hair from her face. A bolt of lighting graced the sky.
“You were right you know,” he said quietly, the rain almost drowning him out.
“About what?”
“About my secret,” he said with a chuckle. “I thought I hid it well, but I guess I made it really obvious.”
“What?” Said Marinette, looking up at him is disbelief, her hands trembled. “No, no you’re still drunk, you don’t know what you’re saying. No, no I know now... after everything that happened it can’t be true.”
“Do you... not want it to be true?”
“I guess it doesn’t really matter what I want,” she admitted, bowing her head again. “Either it’s true or it’s not.”
“I promise you, it’s very true,” said Adrien, his voice softer than she had ever heard but somehow insanely familiar. He placed his free hand under her chin and lead her to meet his gaze.
“Wait, what did you think I-.”
“Marinette, I’m sorry that I couldn’t be more direct with you,” he began. “But I didn’t think I’d ever feel this way again since... you’re so amazing and I- I’m done keeping secrets; I do have feelings for you.”
“W-what kind of feelings?” she asked, a tiny portion of her intoxicated little mind convinced he was angry with her.
Adrien closed his eyes and leaned in close to her and his lips stopped mere inches from her own. Hesitating. Waiting. Silence. She looked at him, no streetlight caught his hair now but the shine remained. The glow was just him. He wasn’t a spy, he wasn’t a traitor, he wasn’t a villain. Her mind ran with things he was not until suddenly she realized what he was. Kind. Handsome. Funny. Charming. She had taken these things for granted before and thought they were lost and locked away forever. It was like they were reincarnated, her heart fluttered in an nearly forgotten familiar way as if to say she had been here before. As if to say this is exactly where she was meant to be.
Lighting crashed in the distance.
She chased the feeling and eliminated the space between them, drawn to him like he was magnetic. She could could blame it on the wine. She could blame it on the rain. She could blame it on the way his eyes were so gentle and vibrant at the same time like a lush green forest she wanted to explore until she was hopelessly lost. But she crashed into him like a she was a tidal wave, her arms wrapping around his neck as she pulled herself up to kiss him. He stepped back, surprised but pleased and tossed aside the umbrella in favor of having both his arms around her as he eagerly kissed her back. He lifted her off the ground, perhaps a little too overzealous, and the pair found themselves on the ground in the middle of a puddle. Only then did they break apart, like a dream they were rudely awakened from, and Marinette found herself laying on top of him.
Adrien looked at her, eyes wide and curious, awaiting a sign of how she felt. Even now, with her eyeliner smudged and her hair soaking wet, his heart skipped a beat in way it hadn’t done in years. What was she thinking? Should he say something? His mind raced with what to say next, he had imagined this confession thousands of times since he realized his feelings, but none of his scenarios went quite like this. He didn’t want to risk ruining anything, if there was even something to ruin. He played the last minute over and over in his head like a romantic film scene. He smiled a wide smile and if Marintee didn’t know any better, she could have sworn he was purring.
Marinette took that as her signal to lean forward, slower and more graceful than the first attempt and kissed him again. It was less rushed and more gentle, but also more certain. The umbrella was carried away by the wind, the two seemed to have forgotten about the rain or any storms between them.
The next day, Marinette awoke feeling sicker than she had ever felt in her life. Not only did she have a massive hangover, but being stuck in the rain had given her a terrible cold as well. Her body couldn’t decide which unpleasant feeling to focus on so she remained in bed, cursing the world.
“Hey girl,” came Alya’s voice from the doorway. “Heard you weren’t feeling too good.”
“Alya I’m dying,” moaned Marinette.
“Were you so busy dying that you couldn’t text me that you go home safely?” laughed Alya, removing the pillow from her face. “Omigosh you didn’t even wash your face last night. You really were trashed.”
“Ugh I don’t even remember it raining last night, but I woke up soaked,” complained Marinette.
“Wait, you don’t remember it raining?”
“No, after we said goodbye to you and Nino the night it a total blur.”
“Oh, does Adrien remember the rain?”
“I don’t know, we don’t talk,” Marinette reminded her, covering her head with a blanket. “I don’t know what I said to him on the walk home, but my throat is killing me so it feels like I was yelling.
“Wait, you don’t remember anything from the walk home?”
“No,” repeated Marinette. “Why? Did I drunk dial you or something?”
“Uh, no,” said Alya with a mischievous smile. “But when it started to rain I told the cab driver to drive by your place to see if you guys got caught in the rain and I’m so glad I did because I saw something very interesting.”
“What?”
Alya simply handed Marinette her phone and braced herself for the reaction she knew was coming. Marinettte had to do a double take at first. But there was no mistaking this was a picture of her. And Adrien. Kissing.
“WHAT?!” She exclaimed, giving herself a worse headache. “Ouch. Ugh, Alya please tell me this is photoshopped, this is a joke right?”
“Not this time, I am an eyewitness,” assured her friend. “I saw everything.”
“Oh my god, I can’t believe he kissed me,”
“Well you shouldn’t because if you go back a little bit you see it’s clear as day who kissed whom,”
“What?” But it was true. She swiped back and forth and there was no arguing that she pulled him in, she reached up, she kissed him. Twice. “Oh no.”
“Oh, don’t be embarrassed,” said Alya taking back her phone. “If kissing a former model in the rain is the worst thing you’ve done after drinking, that’s nothing to be ashamed of. I don’t see why you don’t like him anyway, you two got along so well yesterday.”
“Oh no no no I just thought it was another dream!”panicked Marinette.
“Another?” Teased Alya. “So you often dream about kissing Adrien?”
Only when he’s working with his supervillain father “I’m never drinking again,” vowed Marinette, burying her head in her hands. “Please tell me no one else saw those photos.”
“Just me and Nino, but I’m keeping them for blackmail,” confirmed Alya as she headed for the door. “Or to show at your wedding.”
Marinette threw a pillow at the door, just missing her friend as she took her leave. What had gotten into her? Besides copious amounts of wine, that is. She prayed that Adrien’s memory of last night was even foggier than hers. She wished she had Tikki with her to talk her through this without any judgment but she just had her. And all she could do was panic.
“Hey, are you up?” Came a small voice accompanied by a knock on her door. “I just saw Alya leave and I wanted to check on you if that’s okay.”
It was Adrien. “Um yeah, I’m fine. Just tired, I guess,” she replied. He didn’t come in, she didn’t invite him. He was still wary of her. That must be as good sign, right?
“A headache?” He chuckled knowingly. “I had one too. I made a smoothie and that kind of helped. I can bring you one. Or leave it in the kitchen for you.”
“Thanks,” she said awkwardly. Silence stood between them for what felt like hours.
“Listen, about last night,” Adrien said at last. Marinette braced herself for the worst.
“Yeah?”
“I wanted to say thank you,” he said outside the door. “It meant a lot, you guys inviting me out. I had a lot of fun, well the parts I remember anyway.”
“Do you... remember walking home?”
“Hardly,” he admitted. “Apparently it rained?”
She laughed. “Go figure,” she said. She cousins sent he was right: she did enjoy the parts she remembered. “But um thank you too for helping me get home safely. You’re a good friend.”
The sound of the word made him blush, he was grateful she couldn’t see his face. “Anytime,” he said. “Feel better, I guess I’ll see you later?”
“See ya,” she said, as she heard him walk away from the door and flopped on her bed in relief. Crisis averted.
Adrien made his way down the stairs, Marinette’s keychain in hand. The moments of last night replayed in his head. It was blurry to him as well, but a few moments stood out to him. Mostly, the way she said ‘lucky charm’ and the way her smudged makeup resembled a mask.
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