#AND I HAVE TO DO LAUNDRY. AND COOK.

[bright-and-burning]

i am not feeling very girl boss today

[kingkatsuki]

Yeah short skirts and crop tops are sexy— but there’s just something about a man that finds you so attractive wearing clothes that shouldn’t be considered typically sexual. Like baggy sweats or his old, worn shirt.

Those plain, boring outfits that aren’t planned and are just thrown together for comfort and practicality that have his dick throbbing for you as he imagines bending you over the nearest surface.

[zhongrin]

if you see this, and you're about to sleep (like me), i hope we both get a good rest and our f/os visits us in our dreams ᰔᩚ

if you're just starting your day, good luck and i hope your day will be good and filled with positive things coming straight to your way ᰔᩚ

and if you're in the middle of your day, i hope you're given strength to tackle the remaining hours before you can kick back and relax ᰔᩚ

[moongothic]

I'm watching Impel Down/Marineford for the first time (I know what happens but seeing the How is. painful. ouchie.) but I'm really loving how competent?? Croc is?? between reminding the escapees that 'we have cannons too' and calling them idiots for not knowing how to handle a tsunami and squaring up with a variety of heavy hitters. IDK it's just nice.

It is delightful! Especially considdering Crocodile had been living a life of luxury for well over a decade in Alabasta (not having to lift a finger to do anything and probably not going out to the sea much if at all) followed by spending an undisclosed amount of time in prison; like the man hasn't been participating in The Yar-Har Pirate Life in a long time, and yet he's such a veteran that all comes back out seemingly naturally. It's really impressive

But it just goes to show how independent Crocodile is (when he wants to), which makes sense. If the man doesn't trust others then it's very likely he's spent time alone even on the seas and could take of himself and whatever funny little boat he might've had. Like yes, having people who can do shit so he doesn't have to is nice and convenient (especially since there are things that would be a pain in the ass to do with just one hand, like the hook only helps so much), but like. Push comes to shove, he can handle it by himself.

Which would make him kind of a cute opposite to Luffy who 100% would not survive without friends around

[omtai]

paramore was right im always running out of time

[boag]

Waking up to this pissed me off so bad first of all the post is over second of all the roommate in question is a chef at a bar and makes food en masse and is allowed to take stuff home that doesn’t get used + she always had a lot of stuff to cook and it was agreed on that we all ate together. We paid for other stuff for the whole household as well. The only problem was that her family moved out before our pay days so we couldn’t get groceries yet. This person literally just doesn’t know how poor people live…. We often pool resources with friends and loved ones so that everyone is taken care of BITCH

[foremyth]

the fact that tōsen can cook might be my favorite part of his canon

[jackexmachina]

where did the idea that dean does the laundry come from ? this is a guy who thinks you can where underwear for four days in a row

[devilzfruit]

when even porch time doesnt help. .

[reinanova]

question for the fanfic readers (and writers) who are out here working full time jobs:

how/when do you make time to read/write fanfics?

my tendency to read fanfics late at night will not be such a good idea when i’m out of school and working in the real world, when i can’t just say fuck it and show up with only a few hours of sleep.

[bright-and-burning]

*through gritted teeth* hey! i wanna get better!

[gideonisms]

self love through loving pathetic women ❤️

[museeeuuuum]

Truly, nothing unfucks your head like cleaning your house

[theirloveisgross]

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[fallenrain40]

i find it so weird that tomorrow i will be legally an adult like what the heck im not mature enough to be considered legally an adult bro- im also scared cause. i always thought i'd be able to handle myself on my own but then the autism creeps in and its like oh dear god i do not know how to function at all.

and like, i know turning 18 dont mean I'll immediately be living on my own or anything, not much will change right away. but turning 18 means all that is coming very soon and i can't really stand thinking about it.

[molloytheboy]

whenever I write Devil's Minion era Daniel I always include him getting a square meal in there somewhere. Like I'll be putting him thru The Horrors and then my immediate next priority is feeding him