#ANSWER; ( ALEX C. D. )

[leschanceux]

@amillixnvoices asked ❝ be quiet and kiss me. ❞ -

"Is that an order, your highness?" Alex questions, eyebrows raised high as he gives Henry a look that speaks of complete innocence, like he's not deliberately being a brat, like he's not deliberately holding back from obliging, pressing their lips together hungrily like they both know he wants to.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Thoughts on monster x human with dukexiety? As monster!virgil and human!remus or vise versa!

L O V E I T it's such a them trope <3

[themoonweaversden]

All 179-244 (or so) codes that were found so far (no spoilers)

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3466554

29121239168518

333 Sundapple Lane Cozy Creek IL 60714-94611

A

ABUELITA

ADASTRAPERASPERA

ALEX HIRSCH / ALEX / HIRSCH

AM I BLANCHIN

ANSWER

AUDIOLOG (Knob) (Sell your soul to Bill First)

AXOLOTL

B

BAAAA

BABY / BABY BILL / LALALALALA / MOMMY / DADDY

BILL / BILL CIPHER / CIPHER / ILLB / LLIB REHPIC / REHPIC

BLACK SHEEP

BLANCHIN / BLANCHING / BLANCH

BLENDIN

BLIND EYE

BOOBERRY

BUBBLES (knob) (Sell your soul to Bill First)

BURN SIDE

BURNED INSIDE

BYE GOLD

C

CAESAR ATBASH VIGENERE / MULTILEVELMARK

CARD

CARYN

CIPHERTOLOGY

CLEAR (knob) (Sell your soul to Bill First)

CLONE / TYRONE / PAPER JAM

CONSPIRACY

CONTRACT (Knob) (Sell your soul to Bill first)

CRAY CRAY

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

CURSE WITTEBANE

CURSED

D

DEATH

DEER TEETH

DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION

DIONARAP

DIPPER

DIPPY FRESH

DISCO GIRL / BABBA

DISNEY / MICKEYMOUSE

DISPENSE MY TREAT

DIVORCE / BREAKUP

DORITO / NACHO / CHIP

DUCHESS APPROVES / THE DUCHESS APPROVES

DUCKTECTIVE

E

EASTER EGG

EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS

EUCLID / SCALENE / SCRIMBLES

EUCLYDIA

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

F

FAMILY MATTERS

FBI / CIA / NSA

FILBRICK

FIXINIT1

FORD / SIXER / STANFORD

FORDTRAMARINE

FORGET THE PAST

FUCK / SHIT / BITCH / SLUT / SEX

FUCK YOU ALEX

G

GIDEON

GIFFANY

GLASS SHARD BEACH

GLOBNAR

GOD / HELP ME / SAVE ME / FRILLIAM

GOODNIGHT SALLY

GRAVITY FALLS

GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK

GUN / THE GUN

H

HAROLDS RAMBLINGS

HECTORING

HEY NERD

HISTORY

HOLOGRAM

HORROR / CREEPYPASTA / ANALOG HORROR

HOTXOLOTL

HOW WILL I DIE / WHEN WILL I DIE

I

IM STILL ON YOUR MIND

IRREGULAR

IS HELL REAL

IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE

J

JOURNAL 1

JOURNAL 2

JOURNAL 3

JUST BLEND IN

JUST FIT IN

K

KINGS OF NEW JERSEY

KOOK

KUBRICK

L

L IS REAL 2401

LIAR LYRE

LIES

LIFE

LOVE / BOYFRIEND / LONELY

LOVE YA BRO

M

MABEL

MASON

MATH / GREECE / SHAPES / GREEK / PLATO / GEOMETRY

MCGUCKET / FIDDLEFORD / OLD MAN MCGUCKET

MEOW / MEOW WOW

MONSTER

MORALITY

MOUNTAIN DONT

MYSTERY

MYSTERY SHACK

N

NAITSUAF

NO

NOT A PHASE

NOTHING

O

OCCURREMUS ITERUM

OH YES THEY BOTH

ONE EYED KING

OROBOROUS

OWL TROWEL

P

PACIFICA

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

PEAK

PINATA

PINES

PLATINUM PAZ

PORTAL

Q

QUESTION

R

R34LITY

RAT

REALITY

RIDDLE

ROBBIE

RUBBERHOSE

S

SCARY / SPOOKEMUPS / SPOOKY

SCIENTOLOGY

SEASON 1 / SEASON -1

SEASON 2

SEASON 3

SEVEN EYES

SEVERAL TIMES

SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA

SKELETON

SKIBIDI / FORTNITE / ELON / CRYPTO / DOGE / GYATT / RIZZ

Small (knob) (Sell your soul to Bill first)

SOMETHING

SOOS

SORRY

STAN / STANLEY PINES / STAN PINES / STANLEY

STOD EHT TCENNOC

SUCK IT MERLIN

T

TAD STRANGE

TANTRUM

THE BOOK OF BILL / BOOK OF BILL

THE DUCHESS APPROVES

THEORY / MATPAT

THERAPRISM

THEYLL SEE / THEYLL ALL SEE / I SEE

TINSEL SNAKE

TITANS BLOOD

TJECKLEBURG

TOBY DETERMINED

TORTURE MENTALLY

TOURIST TRAP

TRIANGLE

TRIGONOMETRY

U

UNIONMADE

UNIVERSE

UNREALITY

V

VALLIS CINERIS

VIRUS

W

WADDLES

WEIRD

WEIRDMAGEDDON

WELL WELL WELLBEING

WENDY

WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT

WHO ARE YOU

X

XGQRTHX

XYLER / CRAZ

Y

YES

YOU CANT KILL AN IDEA

YOURE INSANE

Will update if more are found

[sturniolos-blog]

can you do one where ellas in an abusive relationship? as long as that is not too triggering <3

Abusive - Matt Sturniolo x Y/n oneshot

warnings - physical + mental abuse, fluff, sad, angst, swearing, yelling, arguing

Disclaimer: Third person POV, ella is 15 in this.

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8:38pm (At Ella’s boyfriends house)

“Alex, i didn’t cheat on you!” Ella sobbed to her boyfriend who was fuming with anger, she was on the floor, a big bruise started forming around her eye with a cut on her cheek.

“Shut the fuck up, you slut.” Alex scoffed, shaking his head and rubbing his chin.

Ella let out a loud cry as she had her back against the wall, hugging her knees.

“Ella, please.” Alex’s voice lowered.

“I wanna go home!” She cried out, her sobs filling the room.

“N-no, you can’t, baby. You’re hurt..” His voice softened, leaning down to hug Ella, and she didn’t fight back.

“You hurt me..” Ella sobbed, holding on to him.

“No, no. I t-thought you cheated, i didn’t hurt you.” Alex manipulated.

“Please, let me go home.” Ella sobbed, trying to get out of his grip.

“Estrella, you can’t, your mom or dad will see you a-and i’ll g-get in trouble.” Alex stuttered.

“Alex, please, i just-” Ella let out another sob, “I want my mom and dad.. i’m gonna go.” She whimpered out, starting to stand up.

“Y-you can’t!” Alex yelled, grabbing her hair and yanking her back down to the floor, making her scream and fall back, hitting her head harshly, but not going unconscious.

She let out a loud sob, “Alex!” She yelled, trying to get up again.

He gripped her wrist tightly, his nails digging into her wrist as she cried, “You can’t leave me!” Alex spat in her face.

Ella was sick of Alex’s shit, so with all her strength she took a swing to Alex’s jaw, making him yell in pain and let go of Ella.

Ella grabbed picked up her shoes and grabbed her phone, running out of his room, down his stairs and out of his house, out onto the empty street, running houses down, she heard Alex call her name.

When she’s sure she made it far enough away she unlocked her phone, sniffing as she tried to regain her normal breathing.

She jumped as her phone started to ring, it was Matt.

With shaky hands she answered it, “D-dad?” She called out, her continuing to take steps, glancing behind her every few seconds as she stumbled down the sidewalk.

Matt smiled on the other side of the phone at his daughter’s voice, “Hey, babygirl. Everything okay? You said you were gonna be home by eight-”

“Dad!” She interrupted him and cried, “I n-need you to come pick me up!” She hiccuped out a sob, “Alex hurt me..” She sobbed out the last part.

Matt felt his breath hitch in his throat, “W-what? Ella, deep breaths, baby. What d- fuck, where are you now?” Matt stuttered.

Ella looked around, “A few houses down from Alex’s.” She said, looking at her surroundings.

“Fuck, okay, baby. Stay there. Y/n get in the car, ella called and she’s hurt!” Matt’s eyes dillies with water as he immediately got his shoes on and grabbed his keys, Ella heard her mother call out a what.

Ella sighed and rubbed her eyes, sitting down on the sidewalk in front of a random persons house.

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8:49pm

Ella looked up to see her parents car speeding down the road, coming to a halt right in front of her.

Her mom got out of the passenger side, Y/n immediately coming to bring Ella into a hug. “M-my baby, oh, my baby. Y-you’re okay, god, y-you’re okay.” Y/n cried.

Matt got out of the car and rushed towards the both of them, he immediately tackled Estrella in a hug, tears spilling down her neck, Y/n backed off, keeping her hand on Ella’s back, rubbing softly.

“Aw, baby.” Matt sniffled, pulling away and putting his hand on her cheeks. Matt’s heart dropped at the cuts and the black eye she had. Matt felt himself fill up with anger, “I-i’ll fucking kill him, i’ll do it, i’ll ruin his life, i’ll fuckin-”

“C-can we go home?” Ella interrupted, her voice cracking slightly.

Y/n nodded as she sniffles, “Y-yeah, baby, we can, of course we can.” Y/n spoke for Matt, rubbing her back.

Matt clenched his jaw but nodded, he wiped his nose before him and Y/n both helped Ella up.

Y/n opened the back door for Ella as they both helped her in. Y/n’s hands were shaky as she started to bucke Ella in.

“I got it, mom. You guys need to calm down, i’m fine.” Ella reassured, she had stopped crying a bit ago, she was still shaken up though.

Y/n forced a smile on her face as tears streamed down it, “O-okay, yeah, i know. Sorry.” Y/n apologized, kissing Ella’s forehead before shutting the back door.

Y/n looked at Matt who was biting his nails. Matt scoffed to himself and shook his head, “I knew it was a bad idea to let her have a boyfriend, i-i knew it. I-i’m gonna kill him, y/n. What the fuck? W-who lays a hand on m-”

“Matt, baby. Take a breath. She’s okay. Alright?” Y/n brings her hands up to Matt’s face, making him look at her.

Matt lets out a frustrated breath, “He hurt her, n/n.” He croaked out.

“I know, Matt. I know, baby.” Y/n whispered.

Matt let out one sob before practically collapsing in Y/n’s arms, her arms wrapping around him tightly before he dug his face into her neck, Matt’s tears streaming down her collarbone.

“I w-was supposed to protect her!” Matt sobbed.

Y/n kissed his head. “You couldn’t do anything about it, Matt. It’s not your fault, you do protect her, all the time, since she was born you’ve protected her.” Y/n reassured.

Matt shook his head and continued to sob in Y/n’s neck.

Ella tried not to look, but she did, and she watched as her father cried into her mother’s arms.

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9:12pm

The car ride home was painfully silent, sniffles were heard from each person occasionally.

Estrella walked in the house, her mother holding her tightly as they walked in, Mailo was on the couch, watching TV, but as Ella walked in, he paused it and sat up. “Holy shit. El, are you okay?” Mailo stood up, examining his sister.

“Language, Mailo.” Y/n scolds.

Ella smiled at Mailo, “I’m fine, Mai’.” She said.

Mailo continued to stare at his sister as Matt kicked off his shoes.

“Alright, do you wanna hop in the shower? Bath maybe?” Y/n asked Ella.

Ella nodded, “Yeah, i’ll uh- be down later.”

“Okay, call me if you need anything.” Y/n smiled at Ella.

Ella nodded and walked up the stairs.

Y/n let out a breath, looking at Matt as he was still angry.

Matt rubbed his forehead and went to the kitchen.

“Mom,” Mailo said, making Y/n put her focus on him. “Is Ella okay?” Mailo asked, worried for his sister.

“She will be, buddy. She will be.” Y/n sighed, engulfing Mailo in a hug as he hugs her back.

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9:45pm

Y/n, Matt, and Mailo were all sat on the couch. Matt had one hand in his mouth as he bit his nails, his leg shaking before Y/n put her hand on his knee, rubbing softly. Matt had his other arm stretched out on the back of the couch as Mailo was doing something on his phone.

Their eyes all flicker to the stairs when they see Ella come down, her hair was wet and she had changed into sweatpants and an old T-shirt. The only thing that didn’t change was the cut on her cheek and the black eye she had.

She looked at everyone and smiled, “I just wanted to say goodnight.” Estrella said softly.

“‘Night, loser.” Mailo smirked, making Y/n slap his knee.

“Goodnight, jerk.” Estrella joked back.

“Night, sweetheart. Need anything?” Matt asked her, making Ella shake her head.

“Call us if you need anything. Goodnight, Ella.” Y/n smiled back sadly.

Ella nodded then walked upstairs.

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2:03am

“Mom! Dad!” Y/n and Matt heard a yell, sounding like Ella.

Y/n got us first, shaking Matt and telling him to get the hell up before running to Ella’s room.

She opened the door to see Ella hysterically crying, her knees were pulled up to her chest as she buried her face in her hands.

“Ella? Ella, baby, what happened?” Y/n came and sat on the bed, rubbing her back as she pulled Ella close.

Ella shook her head and continued to sob as Matt rushed in the room, going on the other side of her.

Y/n teared up as she watched her daughter trying to speak but couldn’t get the words, making Y/n bite her lip.

“Estrella, sweetheart, come on, baby. Deep breaths, what happened?” Matt said, trying his best to calm his daughter down.

Estrella continued to sob as she leaned into Matt’s chest, crying into his shirt.

Slowly her sobs slowed down, her breath going back to a regular state before she spoke with a quiet whisper, “I had a bad dream..” She croaked out, her head still in Matt’s chest.

Matt looked at Y/n, not sure what to say.

“O-okay..” Y/n stuttered out. “Do you want anything? Water? Do you wanna be alon-”

“No!” Ella interrupted before she cleared her throat. “Sorry, no. Can y-you guys just lay with me? Please?” Estrella asked, picking her head up to look at the both of them.

Y/n nodded immediately.

“Of course, baby.” Matt whispered as Estrella got comfortable, Y/n laying on Ella’s left while Matt was on her right.

Ella dug her head into Y/n’s chest, like she used to do when she was little while Y/n cuddled her back, Matt’s arm going around the both of them.

And they slept, just like that.

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i hope you guys liked this and if you haven’t don’t forget to vote if you’d like some spanish in fics or not, it’s on my blog

taglist: @sturniolosmind @novasturniolo03 @hearts4chriss @vinniehackerslefttoe @christhopersturniolo @mattybswife @streamermattsgf @sturnolio-luvs @sturnioloslurps

[thisisnotawebsitedotcom-com]

Computer Codes A - F and Numbers

'#

29121239168518 333 SUNDAPPLE LANE, COZY CREEK, IL, 60714-94611 3466554

A

A RAT ABUELITA AD ASTRA PER ASPERA ALEX ALEX HIRSCH ALEXANDER ROBERT HIRSCH ALGEBRA AM I BLANCHIN ANALOG HORROR ANSWER ASSHOLE AXOLOTL

B

BAAAA BABBA BABY BABY BILL BILL BILL CIPHER BITCH BLACK SHEEP BLANCHIN BLANCHING BLENDIN BLENDIN BLANDIN BLENDIN BLENJAMIN BLANDIN BLIND EYE BOO BERRY BOOK OF BILL BOYFRIEND BREAK UP BURNED INSIDE BURNSIDE BUTTERNUBBINS BYE GOLD

C

CAESAR, ATBASH & VIGENERE CARD CARYN CHIP CIA CIPHER CLONE CONSPIRACY CONTRACT CRAY CRAY CRAZ CREEPYPASTA CRYPTO CRYPTOGRAM CODEX CUM CUNT CURSED CURSE WITTEBANE

D

DADDY DEATH DEER TEETH DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION DICK DIONARAP DIPPER DIPPY FRESH DISCO GIRL DISNEY DISNEYLAND DISPENSE MY TREAT DIVORCE DOES GOD EXIST DOGE DORITO DUCHESS APPROVES DUCKTECTIVE

E

EASTER EGG EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS ELON EPCOT EUCLID EUCLYDIA EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

F

FACE OF GOD FAMILY MATTERS FBI FIDDLEFORD FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET FILBRICK FIXINIT1 FORD FORDTRAMARINE FORGET THE PAST FORTNITE FRILLIAM FUCK FUCK ALEX FUCK ALEX HIRSCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALEX

[tonari-no-renard]

random conversations in Spanish

I made these edits a while ago but I forgot (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Cambié algunas palabras para que fuera gracioso en inglés :'D Help i dont speak english

John: I feel bad

Alexander: if you want we can fuck :D

Alex: It's been a year since I fell in love with you. hahaha so cute

John: do you regret it?

Alex: every day

Alex: Hey, but I dont have money :(

John: no problem <3

Alex: you're sure? ._.

John: You can watch me eat

Alex: but they told me that I am very egocentric and that is why you are going to leave me (;﹏;) Do you think I'm egocentric?

John: yeah you are jshashahs. but it's okay because you're pretty. I don't date ugly people

Alex: If he breathes I love him. If he speaks i love him more. If he writes to me I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE

Alex: you know what?

John: what?

Alex: I love you so much. But i also fucking hate you. Shut the fuck off a little bit please.

both: I became corny because of you. I used to be indestructible and without feelings

Alex: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FELL IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEE. He just said "Hello" and I imagined how we were going to get married :C

Alex: what a piece of gosthing you made me

John: you have a cat right?

Alex: yeah, why?

John: let me explain. When you walk past a cat and don't pet it, the cat will look for you to touch it, but when you touch the cat a lot, it gets bored and leaves. Since we talked every day and we talked a lot, I got a little overwhelmed and stopped talking to you. :D

John: Why do you want me to be your boyfriend?

Alex: Because you are handsome and intelligent. I want you to dominate me. I WANT YOU TO ORDER ME

John: I'm going to send you to hell

Alex: I LIKE YOU

John: FUCK YOU

Alex: WHAT. WHY. I WAS EXPECTING ANY ANSWER EXCEPT THAT

John: YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS

John: i like you <3

Alex: Really? why? (･▽･)

John: I like you and thats fucking all. you want to know everything

Alex: Thanks. Now you win my love

John: bullshit prize

[orionsangel86]

Seeing the latest trailer for Dead Boy Detectives I am starting to feel really hyped for this show. It just looks like such good fun and I wanna highlight some things about it which I feel I am quite perfectly placed as a blogger who is mostly followed by A. Sandman fans, B. Good Omens fans, and C. Supernatural fans.

So here is why ALL of these fandoms should be joining forces and watching Dead Boy Detectives:

It's based on works by Neil Gaiman (Sandman and Good Omens creator - as if you didn't already know lol) and Neil has been involved in its TV adaptation.

It's set in the Sandman universe and will likely have Sandman characters guest starring - Death of the Endless is a confirmed guest star now and features briefly in the latest trailer!

It's gonna be very queer. Look I know this isn't 100% confirmed but there is definitely a big tumblr ship to be made out of Edwin and Charles who have been appropriately aged up from the comics (no shipping of 12 year olds here thank goodness). Y'all are gonna go feral for this ship I just know it.

It's a supernatural mystery series that includes two boys investigating supernatural crimes - sound familiar SPN fans?

It's showrunner is our very own beloved ghost of Steve Yockey (no I'm never letting that joke die) and since Steve Yockey was hands down one of the best SPN writers since Ben Edlund you KNOW its gonna be good.

Ruthie Connell - Need I say more?

Alex Calvert - You'll get to see our beloved child of Destiel again in a new form lmao

Basically this is looking to be like someone asked the question "what would Supernatural have looked like if it came from the mind of Neil Gaiman, had a big budget, and was openly queer?" and THAT my friends, is a question I desperately want to know the answer to.

So watch Dead Boy Detectives! It premiers on Netflix on April 25th.

Then come back to tumblr afterwards and scream about it with me!

:D

[ohquail]

Incorrect SBG Quotes

I AM DYING RN Generator used: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

Alex: What state do you live in? Ashlyn: Constant anxiety. Aiden: Denial. Tyler & Taylor, in unison: Perfection. Logan: ALABAMA!

Logan: Where’s Aiden? Ashlyn: Doing stuff. Logan: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Tyler? Ashlyn: Trying to stop Aiden from doing the stuff. Logan: And Taylor? Ashlyn: Trying to stop Tyler from stopping Aiden from doing the stuff. Logan: I see. And what are you doing here, Ashlyn? Ashlyn: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Taylor from stopping Tyler from stopping Aiden from doing the stuff.

Ashlyn: Time for plan G. Tyler: Don’t you mean plan B? Ashlyn: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Taylor: What about plan D? Ashlyn: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Logan: What about plan E? Ashlyn: I’m hoping not to use it. Aiden dies in plan E. Aiden: I like plan E.

Taylor: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Taylor: First who would you kill? Ashlyn points at Aiden Tyler points at Aiden Logan points at Aiden Aiden: -shrugs- I would kill me too.

Ashlyn's mother: You six, explain right now! Taylor: It was Tyler. Aiden: It was Tyler. Logan: It was Tyler. Ashlyn: It was Tyler. Ben points at Tyler Tyler: Tyler: …fuck.

Ashlyn: When I was your age- Logan, mocking Ashlyn: When I was your height. Ashlyn: Ashlyn: Listen here you little shit-

During a game of Hangman Ashlyn: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose. Aiden: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something! Ashlyn: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!

Tyler: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Aiden: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Tyler: I— Tyler: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Aiden: Did you like the food I made? Tyler: No, not really. Aiden: But I put my heart and soul into it! Tyler: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

Taylor: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Tyler: Unless you're home alone.

[xlittlestpet]

intro post bc ive been putting it off !!! ★

used to be @/vrysillypuppyprince

my name is alex :D im 15 . i use he/clicks . male , unlabeled + aroaceflux 🐾 caninekin + angelkin , furry. neurodivergent n mentally ill ; in/out of recovery int w caution if directly contacting (msgs, asks, comments) always expect late replies , i go inactive frequently

pls do not flirt with me , vent to me wo asking , tag me in posts wo asking , or ttm abt politics / discourse . (with the venting and tagging you dont have to ask everytime , just once, if its okay then its okay in general)

main special interest is supernatural but my other ones aree care bears, sanrio, lps, and kandi. i am also majorly into lego, zombies, dragons, pokemon, and mc. hobbies ! baking, crochet, coding, gaming, art, design in general and beadwork. im trying to get into embroidery and sewing .

current hyperfixations:: 3DS and things relating to them

i change the theme of this blog a lot ! this blog is reblog + spam heavy. i edit older posts, delete old posts, etc, VERY FREQUENTLY !!

this blog is PERSONAL, it has no set purpose. this is my main blog, I FOLLOW AND LIKE FROM THIS ONE. sideblogs are:

@pixxiecup :: agere / petre + stimboards / moodboards

@pawppii :: xenogender acc (only rbs , not vry active)

@luuvbytes :: graphics (not vry active)

@robowaan :: gifs / stim (only rbs)

DNI:: basic dni (use common sense), aam / teleiophilia, anti-recovery, anti-theist, radqueers, pro c para, vent blogs + porn blogs

this are all subject to change!!!!!

#alex rambles - random postings :p dont take these very seriously !!!

#alex reblogs - self-explanatory

#alex hyperfix - these are posts abt my hyperfixations at the time, these probably wont go on long (aka: posts about these things will not continue for long, most likely.)

#alex mutuals - posts about or somehow including my mutuals / friends

#alex vents - these are usually vents / rants , no tw but there are swears , block this tag if needed !!!!! i also delete posts from this tag v frequently !!!!

#alex answers - my replies to asks !

(taken anons : 👾 , 🍎)

there are other reoccurring tags, im sure, but these are the ones that are vrysillypuppyprince OFFICIAL !!

[ufostaysfalling]

Asking the guards for help on exam studying

Edward ✨

“Of course!” Edward shouted from inside his armor making you jump. You could barely get done asking your favor before he was eagerly agreeing. “I didn’t even finish-“ You started before Edward let out a boastful laugh. His armor reverberating with its force. “No need! I’d be honored to help you out. Just make sure to stay focused on the study guide and not my chiseled features.” He smirked, flipping up his golden visor to reveal his beaming eyes.

Though, midway through he went on an angry rant about how long the flash cards were. “Even the answers are 2 paged essays!” He complained.

Launcelot 🍄

“I’d be delighted!” He said cheerfully, dropping his scepter carelessly and immediately taking the study guide and cards from your hands. “You seem pretty damn excited just to read some questions on something you know nothing about.” You chuckled, leaning on the railing behind him. “No. Just excited to read them to you.” He smiled brightly, even though you couldn’t see, but the warmth in his voice gave away his delight.

Proceeded to struggle to read the cards due to him not being able to wear his glasses under the helmet. “I can read them if yo-“ you started, reaching your hand out to him only to have it slapped away by his metal hand. He turned away and held the card closer to his face. “I-I got it. Just gimme a sec-“.

Alexander 🍔

“-if you could help me study for an upcoming exam??” You asked gently.

…

“Alex?” You tapped his armor making him jump up and hold his green sceptor above his head to strike but soon recognizing his target “Oh! Hey bud-“ he stopped abruptly to release an aggressive yawn “-whats going on?”

“I asked if you could help me study.” You repeated, holding the papers out to him. “Ah! Uh- You sure?” He hesitantly grabbed the papers and scanned over the text. “Yeah, why wouldn’t I be sure?” You said while taking a seat on the bridge railing. “Everyone says I’m stupid. You’re better off asking Baj.” He tried to hand the papers back but you pushed them back into his arms. “You’re not stupid. And plus, I’d rather be here with you than with my table partner.”

Both of you took a break midway through to eat some snacks from his suit.

The chocolates were cold and solid and the honeybuns were warm.. Made you wonder if he had designated compartments for certain food.

Zalia 🏆

“You can’t ask anyone else? I’m on duty.” She said coldly, not moving a muscle even when speaking. “Zar, please! I trust you the most.” You pleaded, staring into the black abyss beyond her visor. Little did you know how she was slowly cracking at your puppy eyes. She sighed heavily and told you to come back when she’s off duty.

Later that night, on her way to the knights sleeping quarters, you stopped her just before she could turn the corner. She released a long sigh before closing the door behind of her and following you to the study hall.

Though, very reluctant at first, she was a big help. Super precise and strict about your answers. Yeah, it was hella annoying- but you passed your exam with flying colors.

You baked her cupcakes in baking class to thank herd to which she was once again- VERY RELUCTANT. Even though once she was alone in his room, she melted into her chair after the first bite

Vander🕷️

He stared at the papers for awhile before taking them and reading each question to himself. “Uhm.. is that a yes?” You leaned in closer, trying to peek through is eye covering. His head snapped up, handing the papers back to Y/N. “The answers are A, B, D, A, C, C, D-“

“You’re supposed to read them to me!” You explained, causing him to stop. “Ah. Apologizes for my misunderstanding.” He gently took the guides back and read the questions in his gravely voice. At some points he stopped and stared at the paper for what felt like an hour. “Is everything alright?”

“Your handwriting is very pretty.” He replied blandly before continuing with the questions like nothing.

Oliver 🌸

“-if you could help me out with it?” You asked, holding the papers and cards up into view. You could visibly see Oliver flinch at her request. “Me?” He muttered, pointing to himself with shaking hands. “I’d love to help.. you.. but d-dont you think there are better choices? Like u-uh.. tutors? Or.. Taj?”

You shook your head and smiled brightly “I want your help.”

He quietly hyped himself up as he placed his heart scepter onto the stone rail behind him. “O-Okay then..” Oliver mumbled, hesitantly taking the papers from you.

The study session went great! You learned all you needed and passed the exam perfectly. Besides telling him to speak up every now and then, Oliver was the best tutor you could ask for.

Philip⚔️

Without another word, Philip was already reading each question with a clear voice. It was like being read a bedtime story by a robot. He was so punctuated and effortlessly perfect with everything he did. Edward wishes.

“I’m sorry to say Miss Y/N but..” He gulped “You’re handwriting is difficult to read-“

He spoke as if you were gonna beat him and take his nose. “How? That’s my best work!” You stepped closer to peak at the papers.

“Maybe your just used to reading fine print. My work is authentic.” You crossed your arms and remarked with a smug face. Philip stopped and stared at your face. Playful confidence.

He was also orderly and strict, seeing you be so original made him admire you greatly. “U-Uh ahem. Back to uhm.. this.” He cleared his throat and his mind as he began to read through the papers again.

Hans ⚡️

“No.” Hans said coldly, not bothering to even look at Y/N. “Oh, come on. Nothings happened in weeks! No one would even care if you diverted your attention somewhere else for A FEW MINUTES.” She reasoned, dropping her hip and placing her hand upon it angrily. “I can assure you it’ll be more than ‘a few minutes’. Especially with you.” He insulted. Y/N gasped, gently hitting him over the head with the papers “I’m gonna fail if you dont help me!”.

“That’s my problem how?” Hans groaned, his grip on his sector tightening.

After what felt like an hour of begging, he let out a harsh sigh before snatching the papers. He rushed through each question and told you to quit bothering him. “Thanks, Hans.” You giggled, retreating to your dorm.

“Oh, Hanny~ Whatever shall I do without you~!” Nathaniel sung in his best Y/N impression. “Dont worry, sweetheart, I got this.” Alexander replied in his best Hans voice. The two laughed at Han’s growing anger before Zalia ordered them to stop.

Nathaniel 🧸

“Yes! I mean of course!” Nathaniel chirped. You smiled at this enthusiam and held out the papers for him. Nathaniel then gently pushed your hands back with his free hand “Nononoo please, meet me after school and we can study somewhere quieter.” He insisted. Skeptical, you followed his orders and went off back to the courtyard to finish up the school day. Maybe he was just buying himself time to escape- or replace himself with another student. Nathan wouldn’t do that..

Right?

That same afternoon, you waved a goodbye to Avery as you made your way down the stairs of Royal High. As you got closer to the main entrance you saw Nathaniel waiting causally. Seeing him without his armor was really a treat, especially when his dreamy eyes would be focused on souly you. Relief washed over you to see his cheery smile urging you towards him.

He took you out to drinks at Diamond Beach. His treat, thankfully. The two of you sat facing each other at a bar table and chatted the evening away. In all honesty…

Little studying got done. But having him be so forward and kind was more than enough motivation to pass that test.

Taj 📚

Before you could ever begin talking, Taj placed his sceptor on the ground and held out his hands eagerly for the study guide. You were taken aback by his excitement but you handed him the papers. Taj reader quickly through the words before already having an answer for every single one. “Ok so the variable is a lie on this equation! And to find the true ‘form’ you have to simplify and use the denominator-“ He explained rapidly before noticing your overwhelmed expression.

Taj cleared his throat and took a step back to let you calm down. “Apologizes, dear Y/N, let me try that again.”

For the next hour, he explained each question in great detail and made damn sure you understood every step. Sooner or later, you were passing that class well enough to skip a grade.

Avery 👑

“Morning Y/N! Going out for lunch?” Avery chirped as you approached the entrance. “Nope.” You replied with a turn of the head. “Need something from your car?”

“Noopeee.” You turned your head again, crinkling the paper in your hand gently to give her a slight hint. “Want to study by the dream fountain?”

“Ugh! I’m here for you, Ave!” You broke, holding out the paper. “Me?” She questioned, taking the paper and reading over the print. Her face lit up in realization but then darkened again. “I have this same study guide, Y/N..”

“You have this class? Then you can totally help me out!” You cheered before noticing her pained expression. Oh no..

Both of you spent the night in your dorm trying to figure out that the hell each question means. What does it mean by ‘Ratify the Denominator’?!??!!

Leon 🧿

“So can you help?” You asked. Leon stared at the paper and took a longggggggg sigh. He hesitantly reached out for the paper only to see the subject of the problems. “Oh hell yeah I can help you!” He gasped, immediately dragging you over to the fountain to sit and go over it. Leon wasn’t the brightest but he didn’t shine through on certain topics.

“And that’s how to destroy the maribeth of the grounding rules.” Leon huffed, finally taking a breath from all the talking he’s been doing. “I think I get it now! Thank you so much- Oh! Can you take a look at this for me? Can you help with this aswell?” You pulled another paper from your bag and handing it to his gloved hands.

Leon’s eyes scanned over the words before shoving the sheets back into your arms and scurrying back to his post.

Notes-

Ratify the Denominator is exactly how my teacher sounds to me 💀 I’m not even sure I’m doing math anymore.

[its-all-or-nothing94]

Formual 1 / MotoGP Fusion - Part 2

Summary: You are the first female MotoGP rider ever. You race for KTM Factory Racing, leaving Jack Miller your teammate, and one of your main sponsors is Red Bull. You grew up with most of the riders but your best friend is the multiple MotoGP Champion Marc Marquez. After your horrific crash the year before, you are ready to start the new season and probably a new love?

Pre-Story - Part 1

A/N: This part is a little shorter, because I don't want to spoil anything :) New part coming in the next 36 hours. Wanna be tagged? Just let me know :D

Ship: Not telling yet (Marc Marquez, Carlos Sainz or Charles Leclerc)

Warnings: none

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🏁 MotoGP Royalty Unite in Barcelona: 🔥 Marc Marquez and Y/N Y/L/N's Electrifying Beach Day with F1 Star Carlos Sainz Sparks Social Media Frenzy!

👑 The Spanish speedster, his longtime confidante, and a renowned Formula 1 ace take Barcelona by storm, leaving fans desperate for answers! 😱

In a heart-stopping display of camaraderie, Spanish MotoGP maestro Marc Marquez and his trusted companion, Y/C sensation Y/N Y/L/N, left fans reeling with excitement during their much-anticipated meetup in Barcelona. The pair, who have shared an unbreakable bond for years, caused a stir on social media when they joined forces with 🇪🇸 Formula 1 driver Carlos Sainz for an unforgettable day at the beach. 🌊

The scintillating saga began when Y/N Y/L/N, took to Instagram to showcase her extraordinary journey from Valencia to Barcelona, astride her beloved bike, alongside none other than Marc's younger brother, Alex Marquez. 🏍️ Their adrenaline-pumping adventure instantly captivated the attention of fans across the globe, eager for a glimpse into the lives of these two MotoGP superstars. 🌍

As anticipation reached fever pitch, Marquez, 30, and Y/L/N tantalized their followers by rendezvousing with Carlos Sainz, 28, at his luxurious Barcelona residence. 🏰 The trio's longstanding friendship was on full display as they embarked on a sun-soaked adventure that would leave social media buzzing for days to come. ☀️

Instagram stories shared by Marquez, Y/L/N, and Sainz provided an exclusive peek into their beach extravaganza. 📸 The captivating footage captured the trio laughing, frolicking in the waves, and engaging in animated conversations, effortlessly radiating their shared passion for speed and thrill. The chemistry between Marquez and Y/L/N was palpable, igniting speculation about the nature of their unbreakable bond. 💑

While the trio has yet to address the rumors swirling around their beach rendezvous, fans worldwide have taken to social media to dissect every frame, dissecting their interactions and romantic possibilities. The tantalizing photos and videos shared on Instagram have ignited the imaginations of onlookers, with many yearning for confirmation of a budding romance between Marquez and Y/L/N. ❤️💬

As the MotoGP season looms ever closer, fans can hardly contain their excitement, both for the nail-biting races ahead and for the unfolding drama surrounding Marquez, Y/L/N, and their enigmatic relationship. 🏍️🔥 Will they embrace their undeniable chemistry and finally confirm their love? Or will they continue to keep the world guessing with their cryptic messages and thrilling adventures? 🤔🌟

One thing is certain—this trio of speed enthusiasts has sent shockwaves through the sporting world, leaving fans eagerly awaiting the next chapter in their captivating tale. Hold on tight, for the ride has just begun! 🎢

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[leschanceux]

@firstscn asked “the room's spinning.” -

yeah, the room's not supposed to do that. rafael catches alex by his elbow, steering the kid towards the comfortable chair in his office, lest he trip and fall and raf has to call oscar to come take his kid to the emergency room. "have you been drinking?" he can't smell anything on alex's breath, but that really doesn't mean shit these days. "alex?" patting the younger man's cheeks, raf bends to check his eyes, presses the back of his hand against alex's forehead to check his temperature. "focus on me, okay? have you been drinking? when was the last time you ate?"

[thisbuildinghasfeelings]

ANNE. Now that we basically know that Tim is killing Enzo tragically and giving Jonah to TK and Carlos, which of the following options will you prefer:

A. Enzo dies suddenly and Carlos and TK have to make a very last minute decision on whether or not to adopt Jonah. It's all very rushed and Carlos is magically okay with it.

B. Enzo has a rare illness, as per, and talks to TK and Carlos about adopting Jonah. They talk about it, Carlos is uncomfortable, then something happens on a call that changes Carlos' mind and he comes back home and agrees to adopting Jonah.

C. Enzo isn't even dying. He's going overseas on an international mission (he's either a spy or a journalist) and the boys have to take care of Jonah till he returns, during which Carlos falls in love with him and they steal the baby from Enzo and go on the run. TK is fully on board.

D. The someone from TK's past isn't Enzo, it's Alex! Who also has a baby! Who TK and Carlos have to adopt.

Oh my god, a multiple choice question!!!

I'll start by saying that I personally really want TK and Carlos to be parents, but I really do not want their child to be Jonah. However, I think it's likely that will be happening so it's time to GET ON BOARD just in case.

My main concern is that I don't want TK to pressure Carlos into it. I think that would mess with the beautiful resolution of 4x12. If we have to have it happen this way, I would like Carlos to take the lead on making the final decision.

Now to the options:

A seems ok as long as it being rushed and Carlos being magically ok with it doesn't come with Carlos feeling pressure. I would prefer something with more time for Carlos to come to terms with it all, but with only 12 episodes, I can't be too picky about that. This option also allows for my preference of Carlos taking the lead in making the decision, so I like that.

B might be a little better...as long as Carlos being uncomfortable doesn't result in TK pressuring him! As long as that's true, I think this one is my favorite. It would allow Carlos to think about it on his own and come to the decision that he's ready, and then he'd be able to go to TK and tell him and TK would be sooooo happy!!

C would be very fun but it's something I'm certain a 12 episode season could not do justice. I would love to read this fic! But if I'm going with which option I prefer to see in the show, I still like B better.

D NO. I hate this option. We do not need Alex to return!

My final answer is option B. UNLESS that means Carlos is being pressured. In that case, I will go with option A.

[themoonweaversden]

Codes and their effects archive (#-G)

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3466554

29121239168518

333 Sundapple Lane Cozy Creek IL 60714-94611

A

ABUELITA

AD ASTRA PER ASPERA

ALEX HIRSCH / ALEX / HIRSCH

AM I BLANCHIN

ANSWER

AXOLOTL

B

BAAAA

BABY / BABY BILL / LALALALALA / MOMMY / DADDY

BILL / BILL CIPHER / CIPHER / ILLB / LLIB REHPIC / REHPIC

BLACK SHEEP

BLANCHIN / BLANCHING / BLANCH

BLENDIN

BLIND EYE

BOOBERRY

BOOK OF BILL / THE BOOK OF BILL

BURN SIDE

BURNED INSIDE

BYE GOLD

C

CAESAR ATBASH VIGENERE / MULTILEVELMARK

CARD

CARYN

CIPHERTOLOGY

CLONE / TYRONE / PAPER JAM

CONSPIRACY

CRAY CRAY

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

CURSE WITTEBANE

CURSED

D

DEATH

DEER TEETH

DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION

DIONRAP

DIPPER

DIPPY FRESH

DISCO GIRL / BABBA

DISNEY / MICKEYMOUSE

DISPENSE MY TREAT

DIVORCE / BREAKUP

DORITO / NACHO / CHIP

DUCHESS APPROVES / THE DUCHESS APPROVES

DUCKTECTIVE

E

EASTER EGG

EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS

EUCLID / SCALENE / SCRIMBLES

EUCLYDIA

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

F

FAMILY MATTERS

FBI / CIA / NSA

FILBRICK

FIXINIT1

FORD / SIXER / STANFORD

FORDTRAMARINE

FORGET THE PAST

FUCK / SHIT / BITCH / SLUT / SEX

FUCK YOU ALEX

G

GIDEON

GIFFANY

GLASS SHARD BEACH

GLOBNAR

[komba114]

This post was supposed to be a reply to a comment I got, but my reply was too long to be just a comment.

So, I decided to make it a post + I've got something to discuss.

The comment is talking about a theory that says:

"The undertaker might have been the first lord of the phantomhives and he was the queen's watch dog, and now he's trying to save his descendants".

I admit I had this thought before, but it quickly vanished only when this scene came to my mind:

First of all, we still don't know anything about the undertaker's past as a human and when he turned into a shinigami.

But there's those two options came up to my mind:

1-the undertaker had a rough life that he killed himself.

2-the undertaker killed himself out of curiosity.

Never mind this, let's talk about the scene above. Which stating that the undertaker had lived the life of a shinigami for a long time (and that's the period of time we don't know yet) that he suddenly got bored of killing and instead, thinking about making the ends continue.

However, I believe you still remember the Campania arc when he said 'it has been half a century since someone called him a shinigami'.

Does it mean that he came to the human world and lived as an undertaker for half a century??.

We can see in the mourning lockets that it has a date of death on each one of it.

-Alex B 1854.

-Claudia P 1866.

-Emile C 1848.

-Gilbert D 1862 or 1884.

-Harry E 1851.

-Molly G 1837.

-Oliver A 1840.

If we arranged them according to the death year we'll get:

Molly, Oliver, Emile, Harry, Alex, Gilbert and Claudia.

If you went to check the archive, you can see that Gilbert either died on 1862 or 1884

So if we calculated the difference between these years, we'll get 29 years (I did the year 1862 here). And that doesn't make half a century.

But if we did it with the year 1884, we'll get 47 years, plus 1 year because Vincent died in 1885. So now we have 48 years (can make half a century if we added 2 years of creating his shop as an undertaker🙃, or it's just the three years after what happened to Vincent).

So, what I want to say is, if it's true that the undertaker was a phantomhive, he would have immediately went to the lord of phantomhives when he came back to the human world in that time to save him. Plus, he could have at least 2 or 3 lockets for the phantomhives, not just for Claudia. Which means that Claudia is the first phantomhive he met in that time.

And that leads us to the question: what was his relationship with the other 6 people??.

Maybe he had a good friendship with them?. Or maybe they were his first (about to success) experiments but failed to success?.

I guess he's obsessed to the phantomhives because there's something caught his interest about them.

He stated that the bizarre doll being able to walk is currently a recent development.

And I personally think that the blood collecting wasn't that far before this one.

All of this leads us to the fact that the undertaker is actually a maniac obsessed with his idea of bringing back the death to life.

Like he got completely bored and decided to try something new.

But his obsession with the phantomhives is emotionally, so I believe his first meeting with the phantomhives began with Claudia. Maybe she had special "episodes" or something. I mean she's not the only one he had in his mourning lockets, like who's this Gilbert that died in 1884 before Vincent???.

This is just my opinion about this theory, unfortunately we have to be patient and wait for the real answer.

But there's another question blowing up my mind right now:

How TF did undertaker know where was R!ciel when he took him out of the fire????.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

It occurred to me that Lance probably doesn't appear in Pelican Town often, given his occupation.

Imagine being in a relationship with Lance but none of the townspeople are really aware of him because most of the time he spends with the farmer is a) on the farm b) the guilds c) ginger island d) the outpost etc.

After a while though, someone might spot him with the farmer one day on the farm and now everyone knows the farmer has a handsome rugged adventurer for a lover 🫢

How would everyone react?

You're so right, dear anon. In fact, aside from festivals, Lance doesn't really show up anywhere except for the farm and the Guild in Stardew Valley. And the Farmer goes to Lewis one day and says, "This is my lover. Please marry us." He's fucking stunned at the news, and then everyone else who was invited to the wedding. Like excuse me, who the fuck is this handsome pink haired man?

Sorry if the answer came out a little short and chaotic, but I thought it would be better this way. I hope you like it. Thanks for the question!

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Lewis will be friendly with the now frequent tourist, but will keep an eye out for Lance and Farmer. Even if Farmer is a Lewis's friend, they can be such a daredevil! Robin and Marnie talk him into relaxing and "letting the young ones enjoy their youth".

Willy didn't realize Lance knew so much about fish. Some species even an experienced sailor had never heard of. Torpedo trout? Now that's interesting. Another friend to tell fish stories with over a beer.

Abigail, having gotten to know Lance better, would immediately beg him to train with her: "Let's sword fight!", "Train me, please!". Lance sees great potential in the unusual girl, and later agrees to show her a couple of self-defense techniques.

Victor almost shit his pants with happiness. An adventurer - and not just any adventurer, but second in command of the First Slash clan! Victor was a little shy, but he could see that Lance was friendly enough to chat, so he asked him questions about monsters and the adventurer's life in general.

Sophia will burn with shame when she accidentally mistakes Lance for a cosplayer, luckily Scarlett defuses the situation and also meets a nicely dressed man. Farmer's husband? No way! That means a new friend!

Lance wouldn't refuse to show the kids (Jas, Vincent and Leo) a couple of safe magic spells. Morgan wouldn't be surprised by magic, but they looked at Lance with admiration as well. He's just as cool as Marlon!

Shane doesn't give a shit about Lance, but he'll keep an eye on him. After all, Farmer has also become a friend to him, and he doesn't want them to get hurt, who knows what kind of guy this adventurer is....

The first rumors about Farmer's new lover came from the gossipy trio of Olivia, Jodi and Caroline. A stranger (and a very handsome one, Olivia said) suddenly appeared in Pelican Town, always with Farmer, and they were even caught kissing. You don't keep quiet about something like that.

Sam would probably be the very first of all the young Valley residents to welcome Lance with open arms. The Farmer's friend (lover?) is Sam's friend! Too bad, though, that Lance doesn't share his love of pizza (a food of the Gods!), but oh well.

For Marlon, Magnus, and Gil, the news that Lance has befriended their friend and student is not new. Although they didn't realize that the two of them would have an affair. Magnus and Gil congratulate Lance and Farmer. Marlon does as well, but he has a heavy stone of memories in his heart that was accidentally disturbed. After all, he too was in love with an adventurer. Faithful to her even now... Even when she has been with Yoba for a long time....

If Alex meets Lance for the first time at the Stardew Valley Fair, he'll definitely call him out on the strength meter ride (hoping to show off to Haley).... And lost to Lance. So yeah, whatever, he just gave in to him so Farmer wouldn't be upset! Haley, on the other hand, will be interested in Lance, since a new face in the Valley is a great excuse to gossip with the girls. And if she catches them two in an embrace. Oh-ho-ho-ho!

Susan and Evelyn will terrorize Lance with care and sweets as a sign of their first acquaintance. Poor Lance can't say no to such kind people. The Farmer is sure to be laughing their ass off when Lance returns with a basket full of pies, cake and other goodies.

The rest of the residents will react normally. They'd all congratulate the two of them, they wouldn't mind when Lance made the first step towards getting to know them, but they wouldn't be fanatical about it. After all, the Farmer knows Lance better than anyone.