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Books of 2025: METAL FROM HEAVEN by August Clarke.
This is pitched as For Fans Of GIDEON THE NINTH (by which they mean: ow, and messy lesbians, with a side of immersive worldbuilding) and THE PRINCESS BRIDE (by which they mean: Inigo Montoya and Fantasy Politics). Personally, I would also comp it to ARCANE, for the aesthetics and Loadbearing Mysterious Malleable Resource and class warfare and explicit sex scenes lol.
The titular metal from heaven is ichorite, a weird and versatile substance that's kicking off an industrial revolution. The book opens with the brutal strikebreaking massacre that sets young Marney (our hella dyke--sorry, crawly--MC) on her quest for revenge: She's going to kill the foundry owner who had her entire family of striking workers gunned down. She gets adopted by crawly bandits and becomes a notorious highwayman and prepares for her revenge (because we hate capitalism in this house, and we're working for our Hereafter beyond it).
I loved the prose, I loved the POV fuckery, I loved the worldbuilding and religions and names and community and colors and aesthetics and the ichorite weirdness. I loved the exploration of gender and of grief, of revolutions and of cycles of violence. As soon as I finished, I immediately reread the first paragraph, and holy shit it broke my brain a little (affectionate, astounded).
If you're looking for a messy, raw, tragic, brutal struggle with grief and takedown of capitalism, this might be the book for you--it's definitely not for everybody, but it sure was for me!
#books of 2025#books#book photos#metal from heaven#august clarke#five stars from meee#it did have a Large and Unignorable amount of on page sex btw#mentioning this because my aroace-ass does not usually partake lol#we have some deeply fucked up lesbians here but at least they get to fuck i guess??#the goodreads blurb actually takes like. half the book. to get to and through lol#some reviewers bemoaned the pacing but i didnt hate it??#i think it fit with the story clark was trying to tell#seriously clark can TURN A SENTENCE holy shit#did i say tragic?? did i say grief???#but its SO anticapitalism its SO much a Struggle Toward Revolution#i had high hopes for this and it Met Them#the only thing im fuzzy on is. with comps to GtN and princess bride i was expecting it to be HILARIOUS#and parts of it were funny but it wasnt as consistently funny as i hoped? or my humor just didnt quite mesh#but i did giggle out loud a few times and overall it was VERY good#loved the experimental chapters#loved how weird and fucked up it got#i read this VERY slowly for me too--its 17 chapters but 429 pages lol#i did a chapter a night until the last six chapters#lots of gender envy actually huh#ANYWAY WHAT A BOOK GO READ IT PLEASE#fuck it we're adding the comps too:#gtn#princess bride#arcane#gideon the ninth
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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This man is NEVER beating the dog allegations

#discworld#sybil ramkin#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#samuel vimes#VETINARIS TERRIER#I started this back when I read guards guards when it noted how EMBARRASSED Vimes was at Sybil yelling at the dragon to sit#and I just went oh what an INTERESTING thing to mention as something heās into!!!#and then the dog metaphors justā¦did not stop#they just kept going#like heās Vetinariās Terrier sure but he WILL sit at Sybilās call#anyway somehow this is the first fanart Iām posting after finishing night watch#Iāll work up to the serious fanart probably#right after finishing guards guards I went to friends and went do I ship vetvimes??? not exactly. do I think Sybil calls up Vetinari#and goes āhavelock please be a dear and pick up Vimes for a bit- heās pacing the floor so hard heās wearing a hole in the hardwoodā and then#vetinari kidnaps him for some recreational psychosexual torture and confusion and maybe a promotion#and a friend wentā¦.uhhhhhh you sure you havenāt read more of these books than youāre saying youāve read?????#I didnāt realize how uh canon that was until i started the fifth elephant
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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If Hunger Games is about the innateness of human dignity and what happens when you try to strip people of their humanity, BoSaS says an innate part of human dignity is responsibility for others and for your choices and is about the dehumanization that happens when you lose that
#thatās one thing I was struck by is that Snow IS in effect in his own version of the hunger games#and they start to look a lot like his version afterward#heās always hungry but being in the hunger games as a mentor brings more food for him and sometimes his family#he realizes that anyone may try to kill himāDr Gaul. the other tributes. he does think heās going to be hunted and murdered#and maybe part of that IS leftover from the war and some of it is because the games are perpetuating it#(controlling the war pfft that just means be able to do whatever violence they please without consequences)#the way heās performing like itās all normal anyways#and when he feels pressured into something wrong he justifies it as someone elseās fault he has no choice#which is what the games are and furthermore what they become#a performance like itās all normal and entertaining#he faces the snakes first heās bombed just like the others#thereās a ridiculous discrepancy thatās absolutely sickening in the way he thinks about the games while watching and comparing his#experience to that of the kids in the arena and you go this is nothing alike!!#and then other times you go oh. it is a lot alike actually#and thatās because the same system that runs the capitol runs the hunger games#and whatās really fascinating is if the hunger games og books are about the struggle to be a person in the dehumanizing environment of the#games then tbosas is about Snowās struggle to retain humanity in that environment#and the way you do is by claiming responsibility#by growing up! the same way Katniss and peeta do#and saying thatās not how Iām going to be actually!#but snow doesnāt claim responsibility#he renounces it. heās not sejanusā keeper! but if he had been he would have been a man#not a jabbering little spy. not a monster#magpie reads tbosas
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im forcing you all to look shady-car-salesman erik
[What If Magneto Had Formed The X-Men With Professor X?]
#snap chats#DUDE WHAT IS THAT. I SCREAMED#also before any of you go read this dont it's so nothing. the title LIED it's the most nothing story ive read so far#thankfully this is only a one shot but man. i shouldve listened in that This Is Isn't Worth It#this is literally the only time erik's in the whole thing too btw bar a prologue recapping what happens in the og timeline#im so deadass like he also shows up in some bg shots but thats literally it he says nothing else beyond this page#'what if magneto formed the xmen with charles' god yeah what if. i sure wouldve loved to read that.#'what if they formed the xmen' genuinely yeah how did they do that. can we see that PLEASE.#the only perceivable difference is that erik lives at the x mansion and Probably isnt terrorizing people. and has this god forsaken look#i rescind my statement he's terrorizing ME with that beard and. //gestures everywhere else//#he looks like he's going to try to scam me into buying a shitty ferrari i cant ill take the viking beard just not this#also i think gaby and erik are just. inexplicably married????? they never cover that ???? thats just a thing to vaguely acknowledge#they dont even say it there's a book that's credited as 'erik magnus lehnsherr' and 'gabrielle haller lensherr' like ok. what.#they dont even properly tell us why eriks here or like. how erik and charles find the xmen. or why gaby's here vjeALKJEK#LIKE COOL HI GABS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE she's a mutant now. forgot about that. ???????????????#the weird plot did distract me from. Whatever This Is but now im focusing on it again and im dying#i think what's really killing me is the earrings like oh my god. wow ok. wow...... terrible choice !#if i squint i can imagine the ponytail's gone from his side profile and it's a lil better but ...... jljalKjalJA#anyway i said id read every xmen comic and. regretting some choices but we ball#for now im gonna go wind down ... maybe doodle a bit who's to say ..
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Hospital AU you say?š¼
HOSPITAL AU I SAY >:3
its very much inspired by 1. In Another Life, 2. Rainbow Veins, and 3. Six Feet Apart. yeah yknow the drill š (if you havent read these please dont unless you wanna get depressed forever, mainly the first two, which are fanfics and they destroyed my mental and emotional health completely lmao)
i am making these fuckers ill<3 im not 100% of what conditions im giving them, but i know butters is gonna have a progressive vision loss thing, kenny some sort of muscular dystrophy (what did u expect), and kyle some other permanently-a-hospital-kid illness im not sure of which
cartman is probably gonna be an ex patient who remained friends with these guys even after he got discharged, and stan is. yeah no stan is stan actually. he either went to the hospital for something relatively minor or went to visit a family member, but whatever it was, he somehow ended at kyle's room. aaand that's where the plot starts~
#i have thought about what sort of illness i want to inflict onto each of the mfs#but i need to investigate what specific ones there are in each category so i can make it āØmedically accurateāØ#anyway if you𫵠have read that book and those ficsā you definitely know where this is going#however if you haven't then don't think about that too much<3#saying again that please ask me about this au and the other one i need to make the braincells work#south park#south park fandom#south park au#south park hcs#south park headcanons#south park fanfiction#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#leopold butters stotch#stan marsh#eric cartman#hospital au
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Replenishing the Nonfiction Stack; or, We're Calling the Book Buying Ban a Wash, Officially.
I am not, apparently, immune to coupons for niche nonfiction that's directly up my alley (octopus minds and RUSSIAN OWLS, hello??? Thanks, bookshop!).
I thought perhaps the BURGLAR'S GUIDE would also be covered under said coupon, since it was publisher-specific (alas: it was Not, but we might as well bundle for shipping purposes). And then while I was shopping IRL for gifties I found a copy of ROOM, which has been on my list for...ever? So! Hopefully these will hold me over on the nonfiction front for a minute!
#books#book photography#nonfiction#tbr#a burglar's guide to the city#geoff manaugh#a room of one's own#virginia woolf#other minds#peter godfrey-smith#owls of the eastern ice#jonathan c. slaght#it was an FSG/Picador coupon that bookshop sent me lol#and i knew burglar's guide was also FSG but apparently the coupon was only for Specific Books on their List#(owls and minds)#so. those were impulse buys.#burglar's lowkey was too tbh#ROOM was 'if i cannot literally buy myself a room of my own right now i will purchase this book about it'#(the housing market will be the death of me i stg)#i saw a snippet from burglar's on this hellsite and thought 'ah architecture and thievery YES please'#seriously all my niche interests right here lolol#and yeah okay i really did think i was going to moderate a book ban (read 5 buy 1)#but i've been failing at that since. january. and i will not catch up at this stage :(#so we'll just call that dead to the world and pretend it didn't ever exist :)#ANYWAY PLEASE BEHOLD MY PRETTY BOOKS!!!#i had a spine shot but i didn't love what it did to the photoset composition lol#might as well post that separately here i goooo
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absolutely sucks when youve gone out of your way to watch as many movies as possible and find interviews and read books from your favorite actor and yet all anybody knows about you is the guy who spam reblogs and barks in the tags of pictures of him. its a shame. none of you know i am even less normal than you already think i am
#this post is about ... well you know.#the heron speaketh#i have both his books i just dont read that much and im still emotionally wounded from what ive read of torn water i havent had#the strength to go back and read the rest#also interviews are kindof scarce. somewhat. but by god if i havent found places to watch all his films#ive had a drink or two since coming home so im a little loose bare with me tonight. if you please#john lynch#you know what ill tag this post anyways. you people know what im about by now whats the harm#āenjoyer of john lynchā or something along those lines is in my bio anyways its not like im SUBTLE.
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About to start the second Malazan book and it's taking place in another continent so I'll basically have to once again be lost š
#it's ok first book just took me 200 pages to know what's going on š„²#what if Anomander isn't here????#hopefully some things will make more sense this time#please explain to magic system#i won't leave till I don't understand#damn they weren't lying got is for beginners in comparison djsjsjsj#that's why i didn't want to wait for so long between each book#although i absolutely have no time atm#so it will fuck up my reading stats#but for sure this year I'm gonna beat the number of pages read#book 3 frightens me and I'm rarely frightened by a book length#but 1.5kg like damn#anyway bye#malazan book of the fallen#deadhouse gates
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sighs. anyone got some book recommendations
#learned the term 'hard sci-fi' recently after reading the martian for the first time#and experienced what i can only describe as an emotion worthy of the overdone 'sex is great but you ever x?' joke#and then in the author notes andy weir talks abt trying to limit the sciencey explanations which NO PLEASE ELABORATE IM SO TIRED OF#'this is wild huh?? super futuristic and unbelievable? you wanna know what tech we developed to make it work? go fuck yourself'#anyway that's the train i'm on rn but not limited to that. if you rec me a romance novel i will kill you though#ink says some words#nonfiction books are also very welcome.....
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This is probably Bush and also Pullings's native dialect (though I have many MANY doubts about what exactly the methodology being used here was)
#they have texts and they have informants and they have the informants read the text but i'm not really sure how that's supposed to work#anyways this is definitely the dialect pullings grew up speaking since afaik he's the son of hampshire farmers#apparently chichester is in area 5 as well so also falls under this categorization#this is very unrigorous research btw. please take everything i am saying with a grain of salt i'm just fiddling around with an old book#i'll look for a good basic primer on history/dialectology of english at the library at some point perhaps#i do not have the historical context/cross-references to verify any of this guy's claims#i just really like dialect and english-language ones are so much fun what with all the crazy vowel combos#and apparently lots of rhoticity??? he's claiming this accent was also rhotic which is a little insane#would love to read a history of rhoticity in english tbh#perce rambles#adventures in historical sociolinguistics#percy yells at cecil scott#The Creative Endeavor and other aubreyad nonsense#if you go to the source there's a lot of texts in this section i just picked one
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13.05.25
Feeling gloomy, having trouble to concentrate on work so we read
#lifes been frustrating lately in many aspects but whats not frustrating is the knowledge tjat painting the living room green was the best#decision i ever made so at least ive got that going for me#anyways im halfeay through the book and i just got gut punched so hard its insane#its insane ive put it on hold so long! ive had it for at least 4 years now if not longer and its so good!!#aline rambles#bookblr#books#books and reading#please look after mom#kyung-sook shin#living room#green living room#maximalist#maximalism#cozy
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Night Moves. Marvel Superheroes: Official Game Adventure (Vol. 1/1990), pg. 19.
Designer: Anthony Herring; Editor: Karen S. Boomgarden; Illustrator: John Statema
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Night Moves#Marvel Superheroes: Official Game Adventure#Moon Knight comics#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Spider-Man#Peter Parker#ok I couldnāt as readily find the third book but you know what Iām chill with that because LET ME TELL YOU#the orientalism in this was /out of pocket/ and looking at the cover of the next one (titled Ā«Night LifeĀ»)#it looks like the orientalism was only going to get more pronounced so I think Iām good for now hahaha#this work also had the audacity to make me read the sentence Ā«the heroes do the city a great service by eliminating a crack houseĀ»#(pg. 26) with my own two eyes#because ????!? excuse me??? what in the Reagan era anti-drug psa aldhdksh#(I guess he had only been out of office for about a year at this point but still)#I know comics are propaganda tools but PLEASE keep it subtle hahaha#and even if the title isnāt a reference to the 1976 Bob Seger song of the same name I think the author might also be a Zeppelin fan#because he used the phrase Ā«dazed and confusedĀ» (as in the title of the fourth track#on side one of Led Zeppelinās 1969 eponymous first album) no less than three times (pgs. 6/26/55)#anyway#wild that they suddenly chose to use the Moon Knight costume I most associate with vol. 2#and hi Peter <3
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Books of 2024: ALWAYS COMING HOME by Ursula K. Le Guin.
The people have Spoken, so I'll be reading this 618-page brick next! The cover page credits the author, an artist, a composer, a geomancer (??), and the author of the intro, so. I suspect I'm in for a Rideā¢. I am both Excited and Intimidated--will report back on how this goes!
#books#books of 2024#always coming home#ursula k. le guin#book photo#book photography#anyway yeah this counts as Driscoll Adjacent for my writing project needs because ~post apocalyptic community~#the back cover says 'the kesh are a peaceful people who reject governance and the constriction of gender' so like. promising.#also 'maintain a healthy community in which everyone works to contribute to its well-being'#it's a fictional ethnography which is why it's intimidating lol#i read about how she opened this book in one of her other books lol. an essay collection i think#the tenses are wild right off the bat#'the people in this book might be going to have lived a long long time from now in northern california'#like ma'am. please.#i am but a humble little writer working a mind numbing office job. you want me to do WHAT with my brain.#anyway. excited but Intimidated#the book does lay open flat pretty well at the midpoint though that's promising (i've been having wrist in bed issues)#(i've been having wrist in general issues but i usually read lying down in bed)
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had this image in my head for some years but could never commit to the amount of architecture drawing involved, so I finally sat down and cobbled it together in 3d with various assets I've acquired over the years
(psst most of the carnacki stories are available for free on gutenberg in the format of your choice)
#and if there's a format you want that's not on there I'll damn well figure it out for you#I'll print em out and send em to you if it's absolutely got to be in print and you can't buy a book#I'll make the trek to your place of residence myself if the post won't reach you#I'll invent telepathy and beam them into your head if you can't interpret physical stimuli#just make me not the only person on earth who's read these please it's so lonely in here#oh yeah I guess I haven't shilled them in a bit they're english supernatural horror detective stories from circa 1910#the plots aren't going to change your life or anything but the atmosphere is incredible#lots of poking around old manors with the height of the day's technology#sometimes it's a real beastie sometimes it's a hoax sometimes it's a combination#there are no simple ghosts or demons; these beasties are manifestations of stranger and more distant powers#well I guess there's one that's arguably a ghost but it's not like the dude's spirit or anything#it's that what happened was so horrible and involved such intense feeling that it grew into a power in its own right long after the fact#anyway they're short and they're free and they're some of my favorite horror#me bitching
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