#AS COMPENSATION

[k0mmari]

Locked and Loaded — Life Support

[supercalime]

I wasn’t able to watch the premiere live, so just tell me one thing, did we get some good food? Were there crumbs or were we well fed?

[local-idiotic-texan]

UHHWISHEOEBEL SO.. UHM.. PEKELN UHMM OKAY I'LL DO THIS ANOTHER POST

Filler post for now though!! AHEM!! SITE-61 AND IT'S DEPARTMENTS ARE WEIRD:

Security Department - First Line of Defense. The On-Site Guard. The Security Force.

Class-D - The test subjects :3

Scientific Department - Your doctore. The fuckin NEEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS!!!

Medical Department - Your LITERAL Doctores. ALSO NERDS!!!!

Physiology Department - EW THERAPISTS

Mobile Task Force - The guys who do the same thing as Field Agents except they also fight in proxy wars against GoIs for The Foundation :3

Nine Tailed Fox - YOU NEVER WANNA HEAR THESE GUYS BE ACTIVE. SOMETHING WENT ABSOLUTELY WRONG IF YOU HEAR OR SEE THEM GET DEPLOYED. THEY GO INSIDE SITES. NOT OUT OF THEM. INTO THEM.

Foundation Personnel - Basically every single person. If you don't apply for a department, this is what you're in.

Field Crew - It's a department nobody's actually in forever. You get assigned to a temporary crew, and then either get the weapons to go hunt someone or something down (Field Agents) or are assigned something to study or capture that's put in the wild. (Field Researchers)

Janitorial Staff - Clean up the messes personnel and anomalies leave behind.

Custodial Staff - NEVER MISTAKE THEM FOR THE JANITORIAL CREW OR THEY WILL GIVE YOU MOP WATER. The people who work the mess halls, canteens, cafeterias, whatever you call them? They're the chefs behind it all. They're also in charge pf emergency rationing of water and food, providing anomalies with their meals, and more! :)

Internal Security Department - Site Directors, basically. Make sure things are running correctly.

The O5 Council - "but that's not a department!! 🥺" WRONG!!! IT'S THEIR REPRESENTATIVES! THEIR PERSONAL ADVISORS! THEIR SECRETARIES AND ASSISTANTS! HELL, EVEN THE RED RIGHT HAND IS PART OF THIS DEPARTMENT OF THE SAME NAME!

Board of Classification - One per Object Class. A group of people who determine which object gets what object class, why, and how to contain said object. Case. by. case.

Intelligence Agency - Spies, scouts, and bugs for The Foundation. Usually former theater kids.

Ethics Committee - Make sure morals aren't being broken. Surprisingly? Both the strongest and weakest department. Capable of overthrowing The Administrator if support for the cause is UNANIMOUS but also have to find a workaround to "FOR A SCIENCE!!"

Theology Department - Bunch of religious people. Study scripture. Build chapels into their locations, even when it's unauthorized.

Monitoring Committee - FUCKING SNITCHES. "The Ethics Committee is the worst!! 🙄" WRONG!! MONITORING COMMITTEE. FUCKING "O5's Eyes and Ears" IS THEIR NICKNAME THEY FUCKING SNITCH ALL THE GODDAMN TIME OHMYGOD I FUCKING HATE THEM ALL I HOPE THEY DIE

Paedology Committee - Started FROM Site-61, actually! Dedicated to Anomalous Children getting a fucking normal childhood, and a good education! Board of Education, basically. :)

Maintenance and Repair Crew - Makes sure Site Infrastructure is maintained.

Internal Technician Department - Screams because "my computer won't turn on ://" and it's just because you haven't charged it.

Library of Records - Look around in Foundation History to archive lost files, updates records and files ranging from minute details about a person's life to major breakthroughs in Foundation and GoI History!

Federal Administration - World Governments and Politics found out about 2012 :( LUCKILY!! Not that political in Site-61 (as a series). Most members ARE politicians or representatives of their local areas, but sometimes (like the characters who are part of this department in Site-61!!) They're just random civilians who got accepted into The Foundation AS "politicians" so now they're stuck in their offices making legislature or whatever.

Department of Public Affairs - The Public found out about 2012 :( LUCKILY!! This department exists! It's mostly full of retirement-aged people (60 - 80) who wanna still receive a paycheck so all they do in exchange is represent The Foundation out in public and approve of what the public can and cannot do with the information they have about certain anomalies

yeah :3

[foggysirens]

in regards to your post about wanting to change your icon, might i suggest this piece of fan art i whipped together just now huddled in a corner at work,

i won’t even request payment for my hard work and the incredible amount of effort i put into it, you’re welcome :)

i love you

[teddybeartoji]

DON'T LOOK AT THAT POST WHY DID THREE PEOPLE LIKE IT CLOSE YOUR EYESGDHSKJLJKSHGDFUIWOEKOJAFIHSD

[k9wa]

hello it is that one sanest most normal argenti anon fan here. it has been how many (days?? weeks???) since I read that fic of yours and I would like to give you a status update regarding my condition:

*clears throat*

STILL VERY MUCH NOT OKAY AND STILL NOT NORMAL AT ALL ABOUT THAT ONE ARGENTI FIC

end of report. thank you for listening and have a good day

its ok oomfie cmon … time to take ur meds … vamp argenti cant hurt u anymore …

[heavenbloom]

normalise deleting shitty writing 10 minutes after u post it!

[centipedve]

we quit playing cookie run kingdom and we were like we're just gonna take a break and we're gonna start playing again when they add yogurt cream cookie as a playable character which will probably be soon. gonna be real guys it isn't looking good

[felixeis003]

Power Nap

[koifee]

Ma Meilleure Ennemie ⏰💣

[souryogurt64]

23yo on tiktok paying off a 100k student loan with ragebait: today i cooked chicken in the dishwasher to save money because we’re in a recession 😋 mmm delishes ❤️

100 gen x men in the comments: you are a strange and sexy young lady 😂never thought id see a broad dumb enough to do this but you know women…. well i bet shes good for other things👅🤣

100 millenial women: oh honey 😂😂😂 …. salmonella …. this is why gen Z are Pronouns’s …. in 2008 i was not buying hair serum or getting fired for dressing like a Ho’s …. my house is COCOMELON and SUGAR and RED DYE 40 FREE 😂😂😂

[himulrai]

previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??

part 3 is now up!

[camrlart]

also might as well share some of my older art for will byers day

[thestargazerlily]

TORI SPRING: SOLITAIRE

"I think you should know that I make up a lot of stuff in my head and then get sad about it." Tori Spring, played by Jenny Walser

[n4rval]

i lied. here's a bonus.

[teaboot]

Oh, *my* favourite part of living in an apartment complex in the year of our lord 2025?

Well number one has gotta be paying 60% of my living wage on rent pre-utilities, but number two is definitely being home making dinner on my one night off this week and hearing my wall-neighbor shout “Alexa! Alexa! Alexa, play “dance monkey!” Alexa play dance monkey! Alexa volume down! Alexa stop! Alexa stop! Alexa, stop music! Alexa stop music, open Spotify! Alexa open Spotify and play Dance Monkey! Alexa play Dance Monkey! Alexa! Alexa volume up! Alexa!” for 20 fucking minutes and yes funny you ask it is still happening