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simplykaren · 2 months ago
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Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed, this time because of undeclared milk. Having food allergies really sucks.)
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arcanegifs · 7 months ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x03 - “Finally Got The Name Right”
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napping-sapphic · 8 months ago
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take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours
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mejjy · 9 months ago
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
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bill about ford:
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genericpoetryblog · 2 months ago
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godddd im back on my bullshit thinking about whalefalls again
specifically the whole speciation/evolutionary stepping stone thing where they allow certain species to move, adapt, and disperse in new environments through the resources that they create simply by dying. Literally hundreds of species take advantage of one when it happens. So many species are fundamentally altered by a resource oasis hundreds of times more effective than marine snow.
fuckkk all im thinking about is shit like. one body. one death. yet a body that, depending on certain conditions, could take up to a CENTURY to be fully returned to the entropy it came from.
That shit can be considered an actual fuckin. Biome. a whole biome in a single creature.
Imagine you, a single cell or near single cell microorganism being the latest in a generational line that spans back so far that your line has evolved and speciated from its origin point before the whale fell.
Imagine you, with a lifespan of days or weeks living in rotting flesh that will presumably take up to a full century to fully consume
Imagine you, your entire bloodline, your whole world living off one body. Alive off of corpse-fat and marrow, consuming your god as it transforms you into something unrecognizable
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the-knife-consumer · 6 months ago
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Had a dream last night about a gravity falls game where you play as young Stanley having to sneak around and lie to stay out of trouble with Filbrick. It wasn't really a horror game but it had a lot of horror game-like mechanics and there was a general sense of discomfort the entire time.
The only quest I can remember is one where Stanley gets a bad report card while Stanford gets a good one. Filbrick is out doing business until tomorrow so you have until the morning to try and make it look like you got good grades. There's an option to use white out on Stanford's card while he sleeps and write your name instead.
You could also get future readings from mom, who would give hints on what will happen to you next so you can start setting up lies and stealing in advance instead of scrambling to cover yourself last minute. (If you could figure out what the readings were hinting at. They got progressively more vague as the game went on, going from "I hear" and "I see", to "I feel")
You didn't get to see what happened when Filbrick caught him, it just cut to a game over screen. You could be caught and sent to your room three times before this happens (which ends the quest you're on. Because you failed to lie well enough). There is no way to win. The game would just keep going with scenarios until you lost or gave up
There was a vending machine on the board walk that had warped reflections in the glass that corrected itself when you looked at it head-on
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xxplastic-cubexx · 8 months ago
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i am beyond serious
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fawntastic · 3 months ago
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Guys my nativity scene looks a little weird
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elliott-forgott · 2 months ago
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No hearts, no Zelda— and now he’s going to get killed over a stick. Disregard the fact that he was going to beat the robot over the head with said stick, it’s a STICK.
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pangur-and-grim · 19 days ago
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I spent my whole morning breeding the creature
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butch-gengar · 3 months ago
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grey-viridian · 6 months ago
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Donnie's not used to having long mask tales, and Leo uses it for pranks. Raph just wants one normal day in this house.
Please enjoy this little silly comic while I'm working on the main story.
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bu99erfly · 9 months ago
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MEGAN THEE STALLION Host, Performer and Winner at VMAs 2024
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treef-greef · 6 months ago
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Alexa play Mr. Brightside while your parents argue in the other room on youtube
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theegh0st · 1 year ago
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He needs to wake up
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