#Alex and Maddy

[thatisthesunshine]

Most people would bet against a single mom putting herself through college. But they don't know what it took to get there. Three hundreds and thirty-eight toilets cleaned..seven types pf gouvernment assistance..nine separate moves..one night on the ferry-station floor..and the entire third year of my daughter's life. But when we get to Missoula, I am going to take Maddy up Sentinel Mountain..which looks over the town, and show her our new home. I've been telling her all about the giant M that's at the tippy-top of the mountain. That the trial up there is long and zig-zaggy. The hike will be hard but we're going to make it to the top..and when we do I'm going to tell her that the M stands for 'Maddy'. That this whole new world is for her.

_Maid (miniseries)

[martyreddie]

the motto of 8x09s craziness really was "and it WORKED"

Buck tried to make Eddie jealous with a beagle and it WORKED

Maddie told a guy to kill himself and it WORKED

Buck tried to trick Eddie into renting his house to him by making an appointment with him under the name "freddie fakeman" and. it. WORKED!

[ghostly-penumbra]

What I need of the DPxDC "Bruce confuses Danny for one of his kids and accidentally kinda kidnaps him" is to have Danny's parents go absolute apeshit at someone taking their baby boy! their little guy! the most wonderful, most specialest boy ever!

and now whilst Bruce is just realising what's going on and trying to give Danny back, Jack and Maddie already went through half his rogues gallery looking for who could have taken their son! the villains are in shambles! the GCPD doesn't know if they are supervillains too since they are only targeting OTHER supervillains but anyway they Can Not Restrain Them

Danny sees that and just groans and sinks his head in his hands, defeated, and then hears all the cutesy names they are calling him with and wants to die (again) on the spot "our baby boy! our darling bombon! our little starlight!" (ok, he likes that one), "our sweet, sweet little boy!"

in the end, Danny is reunited with his parents, whom get fined for property damage and attacking cops (it was the cops' fault. acab), and they are hugging Danny and grumbling about the fine ("what did they expect? what parent wouldn't tear down the world for their child?" Jason, looking pointedly at Bruce: "yeah, what kind of AWFUL parent wouldn't?"), but they are understanding enough with Bruce, as it was a mix-up and Danny didn't say anything until later out of awkwardness (they judge his parenting if he cannot recognize he wasn't his kid. no matter that they cannot recognize Phantom as THEIR kid)

they leave, happy and relieved, and Bruce hopes they never really turn to supervillainy

once Jason finds out Maddie beat Joker to half an inch of his life (that clown is hard to kill!), he sneaks into their RV and adopts himself into their home. because i said so

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙love is never logical | 2023 grid˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pt3

pairing: 2023 f1 grid x nepo baby y/n prost reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, friends to lovers

warnings: spoiled nepo baby:)) 3rd & final part!! fluffy af probably

summary: in which everyone's favourite nepo baby finally feels ready to share her love story with the world ❤️

a/n: last part tehehe this was so fun to write LOL it feels so silly & ridiculous fr but hope u like it i tried to make it not super obvious who her man is but idk if it worked

request!!!: I would love a smau with reader who’s a nepo baby but is everyone’s fave nepo because she’s just living life aesthetically and the grid loves her and she’s hinting at a soft launch (idrc with which driver)

fc: gracie burns

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part 1 • part 2 • part 3

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ynprostupdates an image of daniel ricciardo holding a mystery woman in an embrace from last night has been circulating, rumours saying it was y/n prost. could daniel be the mystery man that y/n has been soft launching on her social medias the past few months?

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user1 NO WAY

user2 i thought daniel was with heidi? 😭😭

user3 well that definitely isnt heidi 💀

user4 well duh

user5 where my y/ndaniel shippers at

user6 all rise

user7 nooo i really thought it was lando

user8 where's that one y/nlance truther from twitter at right now

user9 bit of an age gap

user10 you must be new here

user11 💀💀💀

user12 that could literally be anyone, also it's ONLY A HUG!!

user13 🤔

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user14 obsessed with y/n subtly setting the record straight about daniel 💀

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danielricciardo i meant what i said y/n, you are banned from drinking alcohol

landonorris i second this

yourusername since when did men think they could tell me what i can & cant do? 🤔

danielricciardo since you became a danger to urself & others perhaps

heidiberger_ im on ur side btw y/n/n

yourusername knew i could count on you

user15 this feels like such a random group of people to hang out separately

user16 i dont think so they're all friends arent they?

user17 tbh i think everyone loves y/n but she does this thing every so often where she hangs out with wags & i think it's to make sure everyone knows she's not overstepping or anything

user18 y/n is my favourite (potential) wag

yourusername posted a story

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landonorris since when were you in ireland

yourusername since like 2 hours ago

landonorris why

yourusername never been

landonorris you know a race weekend starts tomorrow right

yourusername you know we're not f1 drivers right?

danielricciardo bring me a guinness back!

yourusername y/bff/n said she'll bring it in her mouth & feed you it like a little bird

danielricciardo dont want one anymore

user19 Y/N WHY ARE YOU IN MY COUNTRY

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yourusername no one panic we're back on time

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user21 was lance in ireland with her

user22 no just lily y/bff/n & some other girls apparently

landonorris slay‼️

oscarpiastri are you relaxed now

landonorris urm. yes

yourusername LOL

lance_stroll everyone cheered

lilymhe 😌😌😌

user23 i want y/n's life

user24 i just want y/n

alex_albon can i have my girlfriend back now?

yourusername for now yes

yourusername posted a story

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lilymhe omg y/n

lilymhe this is so hard launch

yourusername 😭😭😭 DONT SAY THAT

lance_stroll 😧😧😧

user25 THERE'S NO WAY YOU GUYS ARENT DATING

user26 OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING

lewishamilton congratulations to you both😊

yourusername THIS WASNT MEANT TO BE A HARD LAUNCH

maxverstappen1 only took him almost beating me for you to hard launch

yourusername you STILL got no bitches max

yourusername sorry for being mean im overwhelmed right now

maxverstappen1 it's all love 🤔

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yourusername & i fell for you like water 💧

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lance_stroll i love you ❤️

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lilymhe FINALLY

yourbff thank god coz i cant keep anymore secrets

danielricciardo anymore? what else do you know?

lewishamilton congratulations for real this time!

maxverstappen1 congrats on pulling

yourusername 😘

landonorris 🎉🥳🍾🎁🎈🎊

charles_leclerc i miss you y/n please get rid of this man and return to ferrari immediately

carlossainz55 i second this

scuderiaferrari we third this

yourusername for you guys i just might😌❤️

alex_albon officially graduated from third wheel status

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lance_stroll

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lance_stroll this is me flexing

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yourusername 🫶🫶🫶

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pierregasly kika is celebrating rn

yourusername my girlll😊😊

fernandoalo_official congratulations to you both 🎉‼️❤️💚

user32 this is so personal to me

user33 she is so amazing

yourbff OMG PRETTIEST GIRL ALIVE

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[emma-emma-mj]

[introducing-bernard-spilsbury]

had to be done

[drivingbutbarleysurviving]

Alex came with his date, Lily

And Carlos came with his date *checks paper* James Vowels

[hollywoods-ghost-clubs]

school spirits better get renewed for a season 3 because it’s been helping to fill the julie-and-the-phantoms-shaped hole in my heart 💔

i miss all of my favorite ghosts 😭😭😭

[dejavuez]

˙ ✩°˖blonde?⋆｡˚꩜

🍸 fav or reblog if u save

[invisible-pink-toast]

interactions / relationships that i was waaay too captivated by growing up that i honestly can't believe i ever thought i was straight

+bonus definitely not a ship thing but also i think these awakened something in me

[martyreddie]

okay. chim will have to tell people that maddie's pregnant again. and they'll ask him whether this maybe. just. maybe. is maddie running again. and he'll know in his heart that it isn't, and we'll know that it isn't, and he'll have to stand his ground and say no, this isn't that, and I will be so so brave and won't cry in front of my laptop.

[alexriesart]

Graphic Policy article about my art book Kickstarter 'Other Words: The Art of Alex Ries' with a video showing how I created the Maddie study in Procreate :)

We are at over 460 supporters! Head over to Kickstarter to sign up, check out the rewards and snag a copy! https://bit.ly/403C70b

This book is going to be a beast.

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙i see u everywhere | 2023 grid˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pt1

pairing: 2023 f1 grid x nepo baby y/n prost reader (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: nepo baby spoiled girl tbh!!! her father is alain prost :-)

summary: in which she is famous for doing almost nothing and being best friends with f1 drivers

a/n: multiple parts tehe this is so fun tbh hope u enjoy i loved this request 😊

request!!!!: I would love a smau with reader who’s a nepo baby but is everyone’s fave nepo because she’s just living life aesthetically and the grid loves her and she’s hinting at a soft launch (idrc with which driver)

fc: gracie burns

my masterlist

part 1 • part 2 • part 3 •

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yourusername get u a man that looks at u the way charles looks at the puppy

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user4 get u a girl tht looks like y/n. period

yourusername that too

charles_leclerc why you sharing private moments

yourusername it's just a dog

charles_leclerc this is why you are single y/n

danielricciardo no it's actually because she keeps rejecting lando's advances

landonorris even i wouldn't want a dog hater

yourusername can you all piss off my post the reason im single is because im a feminist

charles_leclerc you weren't a feminist on friday night lance has the texts to prove it

yourusername im blocking you

user5 SHE IS SO INSANELY GORGEOUS

user6 someone leak lance's texts from friday night

lilymhe

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lilymhe can you tell my girl came to visit

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alex_albon oh so this is why my girlfriend hasnt text me back

yourusername my bad

alex_albon someone please wife her up

danielricciardo @.landonorris that's ur cue mate

landonorris she keeps rejecting me don't rub it in i beg

lilymhe shut up everyone me & y/n are trying to make out i mean hang out

user7 i love them

user8 oh to be y/n prost

user9 does anyone else lowkey ship y/n & lando

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yourusername visiting my second fav ferrari driver in his home cuntry

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charles_leclerc ❤️❤️❤️

landonorris put some clothes on y/n!

danielricciardo jealousy jealousy

user10 omg lando is down bad for her

carlossainz55 second favourite??? huh this is not what you were saying last night

yourusername WHAT??!

landonorris ????

lance_stroll carlos sainz u dirty dog

carlossainz55 what!!! it was because i cooked her favourite dish

user11 omg i screamed at this...

user12 there r two types of ppl: y/n x lando shippers or y/n x carlos shippers

user13 no im a secret third thing.. a y/n x charles shipper

user14 why is it crickets for y/n x lance????

user15 y/n x daniel found dead

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danielricciardo pls invite me next time

user16 ugh i love her

user17 she is the prettiest girl in the world

landonorris put in a good word for me

user18 how does she do it fr

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lilymhe hot moms hot moms hot moms

yourbff u cant say we're moms ppl will think ur pregnant lily

yourusername no it's me😊 im a mother to the entire grid

user22 Omg not y/n calling the grid children

yukitsunoda0511 hi y/n

landonorris heyyy

danielricciardo what's up?

charles_leclerc hello y/n/n

yourbff wtf why is everyone down bad for you

yourusername they just want attention

user23 the comments 💀 so real

user24 who wants y/n more me or every single f1 driver

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user25 URMMM LANDO?

user26 GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

lilymhe dating rumours in 3, 2,...

landonorris delusional if anyone thinks i could pull y/n

yourbff how badly do u want her

landonorris no comments

user27 in my mind u & y/n have been together for 5 years and u got married recently

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user28 is that...... hear me out.... lando norris?

lilymhe ❤️

yourbff 🧡

user29 THE HEARTS I CANT

user30 Y/N ARE YOU EFFING SOFT LAUNCHING RIGHT NOW

user31 her soft launching after the undeniable gf material pic of her on lando's story yesterday???

danielricciardo aww y/n has a soft spot

yourusername not for you i dont

danielricciardo you have so much anger in you y/n

oscarpiastri i suggest therapy to her almost everyday

yourusername u ppl are so mean dont be surprised when im not around next season

landonorris dont make unfunny jokes y/n

user32 hmmmm 🧐

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ynprostupdates an instagram post from y/n today including what looks to be a soft launch picture, along with an instagram story posted by f1 mclaren driver lando norris last night has led to connections being made that the two are dating. this is 100% alleged with little further connections being made outside of flirty comments on y/n's social medias. other connections being made by fans include other f1 drivers charles leclerc, carlos sainz and oscar piastri. what are everyone's thoughts on y/n's potential new f1 man?

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user37 LOL stop this madness!!!

user38 i rly think it's someone we wouldn't expect at all

user39 me too if they were trying to be subtle about it they wouldnt be posting stories & flirting like with lando, this feels like a distraction from the truth so they can fly under the radar !!

user40 y/n seems more like the grid mother atp

user41 i would love for it to be charles besties to lovers🥹🥹

user42 imagine it's someone random she barely interacts with like max or pierre

yourusername hahah all will be revealed in time my lovelies

ynprostupdates omg y/n🥹 leak to us!!

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[kalinara]

So I mentioned this in a reply to a previous post, but I forgot how delightfully WTF it is, so I'm showcasing it here.

As some background, this is all from the truly godawful Chuck Austen run of Uncanny X-Men. Specifically from Uncanny X-Men #425.

Alex Summers is marrying Lorna Dane soon. And it's his bachelor party! Yay!

But there's a complication. Ever since his coma (long story), Alex has been kind of having a thing with the nurse who took care of him, a lady named Annie. Now exactly how much of this is Alex's fault is not entirely clear, since a lot of it is facilitated by psychic dreams initiated by Annie's telepathic son. Or something like that.

Anyway, at the bachelor party, Scott gives a toast, leading to:

Okay, so as we'll see in a moment, this isn't actually Annie. But I'm not sure how I feel about Alex storming up there and yelling at her to put some clothes on.

So who's idea was this?

Of course, of course, this was Scott Summers's idea. Because this was a far better thing to do than just TALK to his brother about things.

They do actually have the conversation afterward, to be fair:

I mean, there are a lot of complicated ethical questions involved in having a shapeshifting sex worker take the form of someone who has no idea what's going on and would be very embarrassed about it. So, bad form, Scott.

I'd LIKE to think Alex would have spoke up for anyone in Annie's situation, even if he didn't have a crush on them. But...I mean, this is Alex. So...

I do like the conversational dynamic here though, unironically. I love that Scott actually doesn't initially say anything about ALEX's feelings at all. The only thing he suggests is that, while Annie would probably be upset about the stripper thing, she's probably MORE upset about Alex marrying Lorna.

This leads Alex to rant unconvincingly about his lack of feelings for Annie. And there you go.

For what it's worth, I am not a fan of Alex and Annie, but it really would have been better if Alex had figured this shit out, one way or another, before he decided to literally stop the wedding as Lorna made her way down the aisle.

Like so:

It actually gets worse, but this isn't about Alex Summers somehow managing to push past his brother for Worst Romantic Partner Ever.

This is about Scott Summers deciding that the best way to have a heart to heart talk with his brother is by hiring a shapeshifting stripper for his bachelor party.

I've said before that one of the really interesting things about Scott as a character is that even the writers with the worst runs somehow manage to write HIM reasonable well.

I absolutely buy that this is early 00s era Scott Summers's idea of healthy communication. Shame about the rest of it though.

[b0ybutch]

sorry sorry still can’t get over that buck still hasn’t called eddie yet. it’s been like. weeks days and he still. hasn’t. called. is eddie waiting for it? is he worried that he’s ruined everything by leaving? has it truly sunk in now, that buck is in LA and eddie is in texas? sure, he’s just a phone call away, and yet it’s been weeks and that call hasn’t come. does he check bucks instagram, his location, the 118s socials, trying to find clues to see if buck is still angry that he’s gone? all in a empty house in texas, staring at his phone, boxes still unpacked.

[pineapplehazard]

we've talked about the Diaz cousinverse

but have we talked about the Wilson cousinverse?

and the Buckley cousinverse?