#Alhaitham my love pls come home

[noellefan101]

Could I request the Sumeru boys with a super doting s/o who loves to cook for them? In her eyes, nothing breaks her heart more than seeing the boys hungry and tired.

Characters: Cyno, Tighnari, Alhaitham, Kaveh, Wanderer(, + Albedo) x female reader(i didn´t know if you wanted gn or female, but you said 'her' so i just guessed, i´ll change it if you want(its not really there anyway))

Summary: Them with a reader that likes to cook/what you do when they come home tired/hurt

Warnings: kissing, maybe ooc, not proof-read, hugging from behind,

Note: thank u for requesting anon, i loved the idea, if i missed anyone pls let me know. sorry i was a "little" late though(i also tried smt new, hope you like it). i also realized that i like when people hug me from behind vize versa(someone pls hug me, omg), i luv youuuuu

Cyno

he had just come home after a tiring mission out in the desert, and he looked worn out, with bruises here and there, and bags under his eyes. you almost cried at his state when you saw him, and immediately got some bandages in case he was badly hurt. but after you gave him the bandages you went back to cooking, you couldn't let it burn after all. but then told him to sit in the kitchen so you can help him while cooking.

he was confused at first but just went with it and sat on one of the kitchen chairs, the smell of your cooking comforting him more and more as he got closer to the kitchen. he almost forgot how calming your presence was, but its a happy surprise every time. he always loved your cooking so him coming home to you cooking his favorite meals in the kitchen, ready to greet him with one of your brightest smiles, it was like seeing the sun for the first time in months, even though it had only been a week.

knowing your love language was cooking, he always accepted your food, wanting to show that he liked when you loved him, and that he loves you too.

"cyno? you ok?" he got caught off guard when you spoke out to him, he didn't realize he had been staring at you, and immediately apologize. "o-oh yeah im fine sweetie, sorry" "hm, its fine, dinner´s ready" you smiled at him, and he felt like he fell in love all over again. but realizing he didn't have time to space out again (tho he wanted to) he just started eating. enjoying the food you made just for him, while thinking about when he finally would get the guts to propose.

Tighnari

it had been a long day in the forest, along with most of the trainees not listening to his lectures and some just strait up ignoring him(not Collei ofc, your sweet baby child, (with Cyno as the unfunny uncle)). in short, he had a really bad day and had little to no energy left.

but he didn´t even realize he was so tired until he practically saw your heart break in half in your eyes when you saw him. it really pained him to see you like that, little did he know you hurt more. you were almost done cooking when he got home and unfortunately couldn´t tend to him right now(+ Nari would scold you if left it alone, and tended to him instead). so you just asked him to walk over to you instead and gave him a little kiss on the cheek to hopefully restore some of his energy.

it did help him a little bit with calming down, you always did, but this time he may have gotten a little greedy and went in to give you a kiss on the lips in return. "Tighnari, not right now. do you want dinner or not, im sure Collei wants some" he laughed a little at your words(and at your red cheeks) "of course i´d like some dinner, Collei as well. but cant i kiss my beautiful girlfriend/partner" you looked back at him, glaring a little.

"fine, but- mhmph" your sentence got interrupted by another kiss from him. when you pulled away your cheeks were completely red, "Nari, stop that, at least eat first" he looked at you in amusement, "fine i´ll eat first" he ended the sentence with a sigh. "good you better, and after you need sleep, you have bags under your eyes" you went back to cooking. "sure, whatever you say gorgeous" he looked at you(with hearts in his eyes) and you looked back at him "thank you, handsome"

Alhaitham

he had been reviewing some scholar's papers today, and it was definitely not his favorite. some lacked the correct knowledge about the right things to focus on, some the papers lacked effort, and some couldn´t even be called proper papers. yeah, he didn´t have a very good day, some random guy even dared demand a meeting when he clearly was very busy doing something else.

when he opened the door to your home, he was instantly met with the delicious smell of your cooking. but it seemed like you didn´t hear him since you weren´t running to him like you normally would, or maybe you were just too focused on cooking. but that didn´t matter to him right now because he, for once, just wanted to have you in his arms. when he walked into the kitchen, and catching you by surprise at the same time, he only walked up to you and hugged you from behind, burying his face into your neck.

you didn´t look at him, but if you did you´d see just how tired he really was, you were just a little too focused on cooking it seemed. he just stood there hugging you for a bit, looking at whatever you were doing, though he didn´t really pay attention, and he almost fell asleep right then and there if you hadn´t called out to him. "Haitham, i´m almost done cooking, can you put plates on the table" you took him out of his thoughts and even surprised him a little, "o-oh, yeah i can do that, love".

you looked over at him, only now realizing how tired he was "Actually i can do that, you don´t have to. just go sit down" he looked at you "are you-" "yes im sure. Go sit down" you looked him in the eyes like a mother did when she was angry at her kid, "of course" he looked away from you. "thank you, i love you" "...love you too"

Kaveh

yes, he has been working non-stop on this project from a client. it wasn´t even due til in a month or so, but still, there he was in his office looking over the many sketches that got declined. some were too detailed some too simple, and there was the ones where the client didn´t like the style, even though it was exactly what he asked for... he could go on for hours and hours about how frustrated he was.

you were just going into his office to check on him and to give him some water, but when you saw how tired and hungry he looked (he hadn't eaten in, like, hours)you quickly gave him the water and went out to the kitchen before he even realized you were there. you started finding the ingredients even before you fully entered the kitchen, already knowing the recipe since you´ve made it so many times for him.

an hour later it was already done and you were about to get a plate and give it to him in his room, but it seemed like the smell of the food brought him to you instead. because there he stood, behind you hugging your waist and now that you took a better look at his face, your heart broke a little. he looked so tired and half dead if you were to ask Alhaitham.

you quickly gave him the plate and dragged him out into the dining room, "you need to stop forgetting to eat, mister" it almost scared him with how harsh your voice was at that moment. "-m sorry" you looked at him, your eyes softening a little this time " it´s fine, I'm just worried about you y´know" he laughed a little "i know, i love you" you looked over at him, a bit sharper this time "love you too, idiot".

Wanderer

He doesn't need to eat, he´s a puppet, you know that. yet you still make him food every time he comes home from classes at the Akademiya, when he looks extra tired from working on his thesis last night therefore he didnt get any sleep. he doesnt understand why you do this for him, why you make him tea all the time when he didn't even ask. he doesnt understand you.

But his heart still beat in his chest, despite not being there, when he saw your pained face as he walked into your shared home. his tired state for once showing in his face. he had been going a little too overboard with a thesis and also didn't realize the time until Buer came to get him/since you were worried about him, in your mind/. and then sent him home, both to his liking and his dismay.

you practically ran over to him, and then dragged him into the kitchen to then also force him to sit down and explain himself. he may have memories of being in the Fatui, but he still thought you like this was scarier. your normally sweet and kind personality gone, turned into something reminding him of La Signora and The Knave(+himself(or even Dottore)).

let's just say it wasn't the nicest experience but you eventually calmed down a little, the worry now showing more than when he walked into your shared home. "you need to stop overworking, Kuni", he gave out a sigh at your antics "i know, I'm sorry for worrying you" he mumbled the last part, and if you hadn´t been right next to him you wouldn´t have heard it. "well, now you need to eat, you cant say no this time. oh yeah, i´ll also make you some tea if you´d like" he was glad to see that you were back to normal "Thanks, I´d like some tea, i guess". you laughed a little "of course, coming right up, now eat" he shivered a little at your sharp tone when you said the last part " *sigh* fine".

Extra; Albedo

its not like he wanted to worry you, he was just a little too invested in the experiment he was working on, in Dragonspine no less. so he ended up forgetting to stop and go home and instead worked himself to near death(who doesn´t, right). and when you went to check on him he didn´t even notice you, so you decided to surprise him in a hug from behind, while being careful not to ruin anything that was in front of him.

he doesn´t hate it when you surprise him, oh no, you just caught him off guard. and he definitely didn´t expect you to visit him today, but he enjoyed you being here and hugging him. he didn´t realize he had been lost in thought while staring at you til you asked him if he was okay, and to be fair he wasn´t really ok, but he said yes anyway.

"are you sure?" the question caught him off guard for the second time that hour, " *sigh* to be honest, no im not sure" he turned around and hugged you back. "are you hungry?! i can cook something if you´d like..." you looked at his face, there were bags under his eyes and he didn´t look as pretty as he normally did(he still looked pretty tho/im so very not normal abt this man/) "... you look tired, bedo. i can cook you something and then you need to sleep" you looked at him again, this time you looked more serious.

"but-" you stared at him sharply, " *sigh* -fine, I´ll eat and then sleep, but only if you do too" you smiled brightly at him "deal". you then untangled yourself from his arms and ran over to your bag to get your spices, you then started finding the eatable ingredients you have stored in his lab. after you forced made him eat something, you dragged him to bed. the experiment can wait anyway.

thank you for reading, had a lot of fun writing this so hope you enjoyed, luv ya-Masterlist

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[akiimiiyo]

-> KISSES

⌗synopsis : how genshin men kiss.

⌗characters : diluc, kaeya, albedo, zhongli, childe, baizhu, xiao, thoma, ayato, heizou, wanderer, kazuha, tighnari, cyno, alhaitham, kaveh, neuvillette, lyney, dainsleif, dottore, pantalone, capitano, pierro.

⌗cw : gn!reader, not proofread, lowercase intended, probably ooc.

his kisses are full of love, but mostly happen behind closed door. he’s often busy and caught up in his own duties, left craving for your affection all day long before he can come back home to you where he’ll finally get to hold you in his arms and shower you with the love that has been building up over the hours. still, when you’re out together, he refrains from doing anything more than walking hand in hand or letting you link your arm around his. perhaps a quick peck on the cheek here and there, but that’s how far he’ll go when you’re in public. he thinks that everything other than that is too intimate to be done in front of others. not to worry though, in private, he’ll be sure to show you how much he cherishes you.

diluc, ayato, alhaitham, neuvillette, pantalone, pierro.

his kisses are playful and teasing. he has always loved kissing you, no matter if it is a fleeting kiss or a passionate one, he firmly believes your soft lips were made for his. although your kisses are definitely considered a blissful experience for him, what he really adores is your expression after you pull apart. he simply can’t get enough of the small glint in your eyes and the faint hue on your cheeks. he takes it upon himself to kiss you when you least expect it to enhance such reaction. at work? he’ll swiftly turn you around and plant his lips on yours. out with friends? he can’t go on without getting a small peck from his darling. minding your own business? he’ll interrupt your train of thoughts by quickly placing his lips against yours. he’ll leave you wanting for more as he walks away with that usual mischievous smile of his, acting as nothing ever happened.

kaeya, childe, heizou, cyno, kaveh, lyney.

his kisses are sweet and calm. he’s simply a peaceful soul whose current wish is to make you feel as if you were the most important being in the entire world and it’s working. the delicate and gentle way he touches you has your cheeks flaring up, the way he looks at you with such fondness has your heart racing while his kisses make you feel as if you’re floating above the clouds. he’s truly a gentleman at heart, kissing the back of your hand every time you go out or your forehead to reassure you wherever you need him to. it also doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together, he’ll always look up at you before asking for permission to kiss you, only looking out for your own comfort. he would never miss his chance of kissing you as it’s the fastest way to calm him down no matter what.

albedo, zhongli, baizhu, thoma, kazuha, tighnari.

his kisses are hesitant and rare. this poor man is too unfamiliar with affection, especially physical, to be open about his feelings. he loves you dearly, maybe way more than he had first thought when he had started to fall for you, but it’s simply too complicated for him to show you all that and he hates himself for it. he wishes he could be more forward with making his feelings for you clear, however, he is scared that everything will come crumbling down as soon as he gets too used to your warmth. nonetheless, he is genuinely convinced that you deserve everything and more, so he musters up the courage to actually reciprocate your display of affection, and he tries to pour all of his deeply felt emotions into it too. give the scarred man some time, he’ll eventually cave in to your touch.

xiao, wanderer, dainsleif, dottore, capitano.

⌗a/n : can you tell this is my first time writing smth like this?? LMAOO pls tell me if this is cringe pls pls pls 😞 also, im sorry if this makes no sense, i wrote this at 1am 🙏🏻 do tell if i made any spelling mistakes tho!!

©2023 akiimiiyo

[tr4gictea]

OMG HIIII

its so hard finding writers that do xchild!reader or teen!reader

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

Can i request a sagau where the creator is a teenager?

How do you think the difference genshin characters would treatg them ?

Love yaaaa!

❥ Masterlist

Summary: You land in Teyvat after trying to play your favorite game. After trying to keep your age a secret the dendritic archon somit he’s on you.

Tags: Mostly fluff, teen!reader, platonic

A/n: Thank you for the suggestion 0rah-s! :D This is kinda short but there will most likely be a part 2. There are definitely spelling mistakes in here, please let me know how i can improve pls. Love u all <3

Part 2

After a long day of school,  (y/n) relaxed in their chair and powered up their PC to play their favorite game: Genshin Impact. But as they clicked on the icon of the cute mascot the icon’s color inverted. You only brushed off the glitch as a weird bug. When the window popped up it looked different then usual with the sky behind the floating pillars a scarlet red. 

“Wtf… is my game glitching?” (y/n) thought to themself as they tried click the x in the corner of their window to close the screen. Key word ‘tried’. The window refused to close while the game started to build the door into teyvat. (Y/n) watched the screen as a blinding white light surrounded their vision until there was nothing.

………..

When you landed in Teyvat you none questioned you appearing as a teenager because it’s quite rude to ask someone their age. They will treat you as if you are an adult. But the truth will eventually come out but it wasn’t how you expected. 

“Your grace, are you sure you can sign contracts?” Nahida asked as you while you were meeting with the Acting Grand Sage, Alhaitham and the Dendro Archon, Lesser lord Kussinal. 

Shit. Nahida knew that you were 14. She looked in Irmensal the moment you arrived. “Yes I should be.” You said looking at her with eyes that said PLEASE DON’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY AGE PLEASE PLEASE.

But apparently she didn’t get the message “Well I only ask this because of your age.” 

Alhaithem’s eyes shifted towards you and raised an eyebrow. “If you don’t mind me asking your Grace but how old are you exatctly?”

“...”

“...”

“No comment.”

“There Grace is 14!”

“Nahida!” 

Alhaitham stair went blank and was most likely was forming a million questions in his head when he asked “Who else knows?”

“Just Nahida and now you too.” You gestured to the small archon than Alhaithem. 

“Hm, I will inform the other leaders of this and Lesser Lord Kussinal will you please inform the other Archons of this matter.” 

“Wait- What?!” 

……………..

Day passed and you left Sumeru to visit people in Monstat. You were greeted with a parade of people waving and throwing gifts at you. After a little while the crowd dispersed and you saw a familiar green bard sitting on a statue of Barbatos. 

“Ah! Your Grace!” Venti said as he got up from his spot sitting on the statue’s hands. He used his anemo abilities to float himself without hurting himself. “Or should I say my young Grace?” He said smirking 

“What?”

“I take that back, it sounded cooler in my head.” Venti said as he slung his arm over your shoulder as you chuckled. “But, back on topic! YOUR 14?” Shouting the least part a little too loud catching the attention of a few bystanders.

“VENTI SHUT THE FUCK UP!” You whisper yelled at him as he chuckled. “And yes I am 14.”

“Why didn’t you tell us?” the bard asked with sincerity in his tone.

“I don’t know, I just thought it would be a little awkward and I didn’t know what would be the right time to do so.”

“Understandable, we all thought you were older than at least 30 from the way you act, but what about your family?”

“What do you mean? They’re probably back at my home living their life.”

“Not on your planet but here on teyvat, from what I can tell you have no single person to have as a parental fig-” You shove a hand in Venti’s face before he finish, knowing what he was going to say. 

“No, absolutely not, I don’t need a ‘parental figure’ in my life telling me what to do.” You said putting air quotes up for parental figure. “And like you said I act older than I am.” 

“That doesn't mean your still not a kid.”

“Doesn’t matter, point is that I don't need someone looking after me.” 

……………..

Once (Y/n)’s finished their business in Mondstat she left for Liyue since the Lanturen Rite festival was about to take place. Little did they know that they would be met with the Liyue Qucixe. 

Ganyu, Keqing, and Nigguang were standing right on the entrance of the harbor, when you came into view Ganyu was the first to run toward you. She grabbed your cheeks in her hands with a worried expression on her face. 

“YOUR GRACE YOU’RE 14?!” She said slightly shaking you “WITH THE AMOUNT OF WORK YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT ISN’T GOOD FOR A CHILD!”

“Ganyu calm down, and let them go.”The bold voice of Ningguan said from behind Ganyu. She then turned to face you “Your Grace, it’s lovely to see you again.” She said with a smile on her face.

“It’s great to see you again too.”

“If you would like to come with me I have reserved a spot at the Liuli Pavillion if you would like to join me for lunch.”

“Of Course, I would love to join you.” 

Time skip d:

After a bit of talking and eating Ningguan cleared her throat and asked if she could have a serious talk with you about something.

“I have a feeling this is about my age.” You said while cleaning sauce off your mouth with a napkin. 

“Yes your Grace,” Ningguan said “I’m afraid that’s the problem.

Part 2?

[figgrrr0]

oh my lord, thinking abt kaveh who comes home and sees his beloved s/o in his oversized shirt and he suddenly gets so possessive at the sight and just rails you all while youre wearing only his shirt 😩 idk im just head over heels over this pretty man and him being dominant is just muah 👌🏻 ndjwndkskks bonus: i imagine kaveh losing it if it’s alhaitham’s shirt you’re wearing one day instead of his and all hell loose

I will admit rn that I know absolutely nothing about this man, but omggg... he's so gorgeous I can't–

This is longer than I planned but that just shows how much I love this idea. Ty for sharing 🩷

I've never done angst so pls ignore if it's clumsy

Jealous Kaveh

Reader: Bottom!Gn // Genre: Smut, angst

Cw: angst (he thinks you're cheating), rough/emotional sex, slight choking, slight degradation, it gets resolved I promise

Due to your recent antics, Kaveh is wholly unsurprised by what he finds when walking through the door to his room. You, leaning against the wall in a clearly provocative manner, clad in only a shirt so huge on you that the sleeves almost reach your mid thigh.

Rolling his eyes, but unable to hide the affectionate smile that breaks through, Kaveh makes his way over to you. His hand takes its usual place on your hip, though when he pulls you nearer, he can't help but notice that something feels... off. Different.

The odd feeling settles low in his stomach, making him feel almost nauseous, but he pushes it to the back of his mind quickly. He wouldn't want to push you away, especially not when you're looking this good, and obviously trying to rile him up – again.

Kaveh draws you into a kiss, then. It's slower than usual, passing for overly loving, when in reality, his mind is filing through the new information that has so rudely made itself welcome in his mind.

You smell like Al Haitham; or, more so – he notices as he leans down to kiss your neck – the shirt you're wearing does.

Ah, it all makes sense now.

He'd registered that something was out of place as soon as he'd seen you: the shirt itself was of a similar fashion as his own, so while he didn't immediately recognise it, it was a common enough fit that he wouldn't be surprised to see it in his closet. But, even so, the mischievous smile you'd failed so miserably to hide certainly gave away that you were hiding something.

Kaveh wasn't sure he wanted to know what that was.

With a frustrated groan, Kaveh pushes you against the wall, taking care to cushion the back of your head with his hand. He breaks the kiss then, looking deep into your eyes, and the intensity that swirls in his own makes you almost nervous.

He was angry. But, what made you really realise your mistake with this little prank, was the watery glaze of tears that covered his eyes.

Just as you're about to apologise, reach out your hand to encase his cheek in your loving warmth before the situation gets out of hand, he beats you to it.

His hand shoots up to encase your neck, cutting off your words as he presses his lips to yours once again, messy and unco-ordinated – nothing like the kisses you usually share. The barest hint of pressure against the sides of your throat coax you to gasp against him, grabbing onto his shoulders at the threat. But it's not needed, really. Kaveh can make you light-headed with a single look; so how's it going to be this time, when his control has already unravelled, just barely hanging on by a thread that's ready to snap?

Minutes go by like this. You, pressed to the wall and squirming beneath Kaveh's rough handling; and Kaveh, one hand roaming your body in a hurry, the other pinning your tongue down so that you can't try to explain, collecting your drool before it spills.

Finally having enough, Kaveh grips onto the collar of the shirt that drapes over your body, his hand tensing before it jerks with a quick movement– the offensive fabric falling to the floor in two pieces soon after. As if seeing and feeling it weren't enough, the distinct "Riiipp" that sounded far louder than it should have in your ears was certainly enough to glue you in to what Kaveh had just done.

You'd both be in trouble once Al Haitham found out. But first, you'd have to hope you can get through the wrath of your jealous boyfriend before even starting to worry about that.

Now that you'd separated, you could finally see the full effect of the situation in Kaveh's face and erratic actions. He's keeping you as close to him as possible while also keeping you pressed flat against the wall, the fingers that are coated with your spit coming down to press directly into your exposed hole. As impatient as he's feeling, his movements are still sound and practical, making you feel good and forcing moans from your mouth at how different than usual it all feels.

Even though you feel bad for making him feel this way (you really should have thought this through more beforehand), you can't help but enjoy the roughness of his actions. His fingers move fast and hard, scraping deliciously against your walls as they curl inside of you, coaxing you to open up for him. It leaves you clinging onto him to support your balance, your legs growing shaky from the sudden onslaught of pleasure.

But then, it's over far too quickly. Kaveh pulls away before you can reach your peak, hoisting you up until your legs are locked together behind his back. And then, with no other warning, he's pushing into you.

It's instantly overwhelming, the pace he sets from the start a complete 180 from what you're used to with him.

On any other night, you'd describe the sex between you and Kaveh to be making love. Gentle touches and whispered praises, kisses full of passion and reciprocated "I love you"s.

Tonight, he's gripping you hard enough to form bruises, harsh breaths being hissed against your skin, bites of desperation and broken "I love you"s. Except this time, his hand covers your mouth, forcing you to listen as he pours his heart out. Tonight, he's well and truly fucking you.

And it's all because he thinks he's losing you.

As much as you want to take him into your arms and wrap him into a hug so tight that he can't move, so that he has to listen to you as you explain about how stupid you'd been... you know there'd be no getting through to him as he is now.

Of course, if you'd truly wanted him to stop, if he was hurting you rather than sending bursts of white-hot pleasure coursing through your entire being with every rough thrust that smacks against your ass – then he would. As far gone as he is in his own mind, taking out his confusion and anger on you – Kaveh would never do anything to make you uncomfortable. Even now, he's looking into your eyes every few moments, a silent check-in to make sure you still want this. To make sure you still want him.

He's high-strung on emotions, nerves running wild and caught up in the pleasure. The truth is, in this situation, the best thing to do is let him work through it however he needs.

...

A while passes like this, his hands glued to your hips, hard cock slamming as deep into you as possible. Eventually, Kaveh's mind finally starts to come back to him, as he takes in the utter mess he's made of you: eyes rolled back, mouth parted around the moans that are punched out of you with every push of his hips, and nails digging into his shoulders and slicing down to his chest when you're jostled too far.

He's slowing down his erratic thrusts then, worried it's too much for you, that he's overdone it. He's about to pull out, ready to take care of you so that you can have a proper conversation once you're both in the right headspace, when he's completely taken back by your response:

You slam yourself back down onto his cock, begging him not to stop and to be rougher.

And only then does Kaveh realise that this was your plan all along.

No longer is he worried about the security of your relationship or the validity of your feelings for him. You were just being a needy little whore, begging for attention and playing on his frustration with his room-mate.

Now, as he picks his thrusts back up to the blinding speed they'd been before, insults and degradation spills from his lips, mixed with the grounding kisses that you'd started to miss. Now, it was the perfect mix of gentle and rough, old and new.

And when the night is over, cum dripping from your hole, Kaveh will pick up the discarded shirt that got you into this mess in the first place, using it as a cloth to wipe up the sticky mess that drips down your thighs.

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Thank you for reading! 🩷

[aha-chuu]

Alhaitham ships I like and respect

I realise I typically only post about Kavetham but I actually love a lot of Alhaitham ships (my mans deserves all the love). Here's a list and my reasons for shipping them, because I just got home from uni and I'm bored. These are all ships that I like, the rating is just "how would this realistically go?".

1) Kaveh/Alhaitham

Getting this one out of the way cos <3 we know. I really enjoy their bickering dynamic and they both have very strong personalities, which I adore. That's why I feel the need to be more picky with the fics I read, actually, cos sometimes people write one of them very uncharacteristically just so they don't have to deal with writing two characters with uh *checks notes* personalities lol.

They are both babygirl and they are both Problems. I think their relationship would be undefined but exclusive - neither of them say they're dating, but they've also never sleep around with other people. I kinda like the hc that Kaveh got around a bit more before they met/started their situationship, but I also vibe with the idea that he lied and told Alhaitham he was "oh so experienced" just to one up him.

Rating: 9/10

2) Cyno/Alhaitham

Hehe this one's an oldie but a goodie. So here's the thing: back in 3.1, this was The Sumeru ship. Cynari was also there , definitely, but there was a loud fandom quite obsessed with the enemies to lovers trope. Which! Some people call Kavetham enemies to lovers, wrong, they never had a fistfight; they're just rivals and lovers.

Anyway, Cyno and Alhaitham are a great ship cos we have battle boyfriends with an eventual soft dynamic. I especially love in Act 5 of the archon quest, when they continue to disagree but they're on the same side - Cyno is very against Alhaitham's reckless plan. They have a lot of contrast in their approaches to life, but at this point they have mutual respect for one another that I think could develop beautifully.

The only issue i have with their dynamic is that I struggle to imagine how they would end up together. Maybe after a fight, one of them almost dies and so there's a dramatic kiss?? I don't think Alhaitham would be so romantic tbh, and Cyno is more likely to be very straightforward with a confession, but I think he might not be honest about his feelings in order to focus on Justice™.

Rating: 7/10

3) Dehya/Alhaitham

Yes. I also occasionally like f/m ships. My issue with this one is simply that I ship Dehya with Dunyazarad more, so I think this would be a more one sided crush on Alhaitham's part. I have a hc that he's just, into claymore users. Dehya serves cunt and beats people up and Alhaitham is like "pls come back to the Akademiya, you're so so cool <3".

Maybe I have a crush on Dehya. Maybe that's the issue hm.

I can't see Dehya dating him or Alhaitham really wanting to date her - just a little crush and then a good friendship.

Rating: 10/10 for vibes, 3/10 for practicality

4) Nilou/Alhaitham

Consider: Nilou is cute. Alhaitham is cute. She thinks he's a cool treason-man and he thinks she's the only person as crazy as he is for immediately agreeing to the dangerous plan everyone else took 80% of the run time complaining about.

Would they actually ever date? I think they'd hold hands once, but then figure out very quickly that they have almost nothing in common. Alhaitham would want a more headstrong person to counter his bluntness, and Nilou would find his introversion frustrating in a dating context.

Rating: 4/10

5) Tighnari/Alhaitham

I sort of see this dynamic as the healthiest version of opposites attract on this list. Now, they're both stubborn bastards, however - where I think Alhaitham and Kaveh lose all braincells upon being in the same room, I think Tighnari and Alhaitham maintain their intelligence.

I like the idea that post archon quest they shared an infirmary room in the Birmastan (Alhaitham via head trauma, Tighnari for his untreated lightning strike lol). They both quickly get fed up with their friends' overprotectiveness and kick the likes of Cyno and Kaveh out. They are both Akademiya graduates who've kind of denounced the Akademiya, Tighnari by quitting to become a forest ranger and Alhaitham by phoning in his entire career :')).

So they get to talking since they only really knew each other through Kaveh previously, and then they vibe doing their own thing when they get bored of conversation. I think they'd understand each other pretty well, and Alhaitham would brush off Tighnari's nagging and Tighnari find Alhaitham's abrasiveness endearing, since he's not an idiot.

Rating: 7/10

However, the context I most like them in is -

6) Kaveh/Alhaitham/Cyno/Tighari

I am an 4ggravate girlie. I love a good poly ship and these guys work very well.

Basically just a combination of everything I've already said:

Alhaitham & Kaveh and Cyno & Tighnari are both in situationships. These are open relationships.

Alhaitham and Cyno (who didn't previously know each other well) start seeing one another in a new light when they're stuck in the desert together for a month fighting against the sages. Feelings ensue.

After the drama, Kaveh realises he wants to make the situation with Alhaitham more concrete because he was worried. He also hangs out with Cyno a lot after Alhaitham and Tighnari kick them out of the infirmary.

So many high stakes and the close companionship makes it so they're all sort of on board with trying a poly sitch. Tighnari seems the type to bring it up first, to Cyno and then to Alhaitham and Kaveh.

Cyno likes the idea but worries a bit that Kaveh and Alhaitham's dynamic would get in the way of an actually healthy relationship.

Alhaitham is a bit iffy cos like - free time, introversion etc, but he does think it would be a good idea to test it out.

Kaveh is pretty totally on board cos all his friends are super hot, though he says "I should have tried using a foursome to force Alhaitham out of his shell ages ago" which actually delays the process quite a lot :'))

Rating: 10/10, Alhaitham gets three boyfriends I cannot see any issues

[pardis-dhyai]

CONGRATS ON ALHAITHAM!!! my xiao came home too, but not before c2 diluc :') also, i have a request! been having some uhh negative experiences around food lately so. chubby!reader going out to a meal with some friends or coworkers who keep making snide remarks? stuff like "should you really be eating that?" or "that explains a lot" + wanderer, thoma, childe, beidou, and tighnari (love the way you write him!!) reacting to that? sorry for the slightly angstier request, hopefully this is ok!! if not then pls feel free to ignore. thank u for everything u write <3

thank you so much! (actually managed to get c2r1 and i am hoping for c6 on the next rerun...will keep pulling thru the banner to squeeze out anything i can.) and i am SO glad you got xiao! sorry about the diluc, though. and thank you for the compliment--it means a lot! i try my best to write them well! and i am so sorry about having that sort of trouble--i can relate. i hope this is to your liking, and remember that other people's opinions are just opinions. there are plenty of medical researchers that are loud about how human bodies just have some variation, and that having fat on your body can just be genetics (and is OFTEN just genetics). if anyone makes comments and says it's for your health, they're just excusing their own bigotry. sending all my love.

standing up for their chubby partner

characters featured: wanderer/scaramouche, thoma, childe/tartaglia, beidou, tighnari

pronouns used: none--second person perspective.

warnings: themes of fatphobia surrounding food. likely not triggering for those with eating disorders, but this does mention feeling uncomfortable eating after the comment (tartaglia).

notes: written with a chubby reader in mind. does not really work if you aren't chubby. assumed modern au!

wanderer instantly goes postal when someone says something like that to you. "what the hell do you think you're saying? you flap your jaws without understanding what you're even saying. what a waste of space." he does literally everything he can to make the offender uncomfortable and if they don't let up he doubles down on his insults to counter. he's definitely at risk of going a step too far and seriously hurting the person who hurt you. he'll defend his actions until the day he dies, though.

thoma's eyes get dark when your company makes that sort of comment. "excuse me, but I think that was out of line. would you like to rephrase and apologize?" seeing someone as cheerful as thoma have such a drastic tone change is usually enough to make anyone bothering you recant, but on the off chance it doesn't thoma will literally kick them out if you're eating at your place/a restaurant or take your hand and leave if it's at theirs. they also might find it's a little harder to make friends in the area if they won't apologize, since a certain someone has so many connections...

tartaglia laughs, but in a venomous way. "maybe you should focus on your own plate, comrade...unless you're asking for a fight." he's the most likely to actually throw a punch, and has zero problems making a scene. he will NOT stand for you being treated that way, and he's happy to throw his weight around to make sure you get treated with the respect you deserve. if you feel uncomfortable eating the rest of the time, he definitely grabs your favorite takeout and crashes with you to eat and watch a movie to decompress. he might have to ice his bruised fist, though.

beidou's eyes just narrow. "I consider myself to be pretty lenient when it comes to letting people speak their mind, but you're just hurting someone else. shut up, will you?" she ends up scooting closer to you and resuming whatever conversation you were having before, her boisterous laughter drowning out anything the person might follow up with. beidou is sort of the life of the party--if she shuts someone out of a conversation, others will follow suit. the offender is NOT going to get another word in edgewise, and beidou is going to make sure you still have a good time.

tighnari whips out his phone and opens a medical journal he's been reading. "your comment is unnecessary and goes against what is becoming commonly accepted in the medical profession. I don't expect someone with your low level of BASIC understanding to be able to read this, but from the few words you'll be able to pick up you can EASILY see that using health concerns as a way to excuse your nastiness is just asinine." he's often one of the smartest people in the room, and he knows how to shut down persistent people. he's in academia--he knows the egotistical type very well. after he's educated the offender into silence, he'll turn to you and smile, asking if your food is good and breaking the last of the tension the other person wrought. don't mess with an academic.

[daisydoesfanfics]

|Confession|

Kaveh x fem!reader

Description: Kaveh, your best friend, has been crushing on you since your school days. Alhaitham had enough of him ranting about you so he pushes Kaveh to confess.

Genre: Fluff, romance, friend to lovers

Warning: None (pls let me know if there are any)

A/N: OKAY SO, it's been a while. My school year is almost ending and I finally have some motivation. (Definitely didn't have a wheel decide this for me...) Enjoy!!!

Does Kaveh like you? That's an understatement, he loves you. For how long? Longer than he could imagine. He first thought that you were just nice to him, nothing special. So he returned the favour, because that's what friends do, right? He then started falling for how sweet and beautiful you are. He brushed the thought off, thinking that it was just a silly crush. But he started getting jealous when other scholars flirted with you. He started thinking about you 24/7. He started day dreaming about you. Kaveh knew that he didn't just like you, you were his everything. You understood him so well, better than anyone else could.

Alhaitham groaned as he listened to Kaveh complain. "And he even winked at her!!" Kaveh practically yelled from across the table. Alhaitham rolled his eyes, not putting his book down. "Worst part is, she blushed! She blushed!! Do you know what that means?!" Kaveh was telling Alhaitham about the events earlier that morning. Long story short, a store owner was flirting with you. "Hey, are you even listening??" Kaveh asked in an annoyed tone. Alhaitham put his book down and looked at Kaveh seriously. "Kaveh, she was just flustered. Anyone can blush at that, even if they don't like the person." Alhaitham sighed. "Just confess to her already." Kaveh's eyes widened at Alhaitham's suggestion. "No! What if she rejects me?" "What if she doesn't?" Kaveh slumped in his chair. Fine, he'll confess.

As you were doing your paperwork, you received a message from Kaveh.

'Hey, can we have dinner later? I want to hang out with you!'

You smiled and picked up your phone and replied with a short: 'Sure! I'll see you there at 6 pm.'

A few hours went by and you decided to get dressed for your meet up with Kaveh. You picked a simple outfit (I'll leave this to your imagination.) Kaveh on the other hand was panicking. How was he going to confess? What will he do if you say if you didn't feel the same way? Alhaitham tried to calm him down and reassure him. (It didn't work.) Kaveh rushed to the restaurant 10 minutes before the agreed time. He waited a few minutes and when he heard your soft voice calling out to him, he couldn't help but feel giddy yet nervous at the same time.

"Kaveh!!" You said sweetly before sitting down across from him.

"Miya, wow... You look... Great." He smiled shyly. A thin tension is felt in the air as you both stayed silent for a while. He finally speaks up, clearing his throat. "So, let's order? I'll pay this time." He took two menus and gave one to you. "Am I dreaming or are you actually going to pay?" You laughed before opening the menu. "I'm kidding. Anyways... I'll have pasta. How about you?" Kaveh blushed a bit at your teasing before answering. "I'll have steak." The waiter soon comes and collects your orders.

The next few minutes were filled with you two laughing and catching up with each other. The nervousness and anxiety he had earlier was now gone as he was more comfortable. The food was given to you both and it was delicious. The restaurant light glowed a faint yellow, setting a calm and somewhat romantic mood. You two talked more about work, the past, and other useless stuff.

"Oh, it's getting late now." You glanced at your watch. "You're right. How about I walk you home?" Kaveh offered. You nodded and smiled. You both stood up and gathered your stuff. As you two were walking to your house, you notice him being a bit more silent than usual.

"Are you alright, Kaveh?" You stopped walking on the sidewalk. Kaveh sighed before turning to you. "I can only do this now, so I have to make it worth it. I love you, Y/N... I've loved you for so long now. Your hair, your smile, your kindness, your eyes, your lips... Everything about you is so intoxicating in the best way." Kaveh's confession caused you to slightly open your mouth in surprise. "Kaveh..." Before you could finish talking, he intreupted you. "It's okay if you don't feel the same way. I just had to tell you..." You grabbed his hands and held them in such a soft and secure way that it made him feel so safe. "I love you too. I just never told you because... I was scared... And I-" Kaveh intreupted you once more, but this time not with words but with a soft kiss.

There you both were, holding each other passionately and lovingly in the dim light of the street lamp. How perfect~

[anonytitty]

Alhaitham piss hcs

due to lack of alhaitham piss content I have come to provide

Doesn’t have a piss kink but finds himself in these situations where he has to go badly quite often

most of the time if his urgent and kaveh is at home they get into an argument bcs alhaitham is pissy (get it? The pun? I’m so funny) with a full bladder

alhaitham thinks hes sneaky but kaveh can tell how weak his bladder is. In fact kaveh is the one with a piss kink but doesn’t go so far as to force alhaitham into situations where he pisses himself.

when alhaitham pisses he heaves, whether it’s a light or heavy heave depends on how full his bladder was. (Did I use heave correctly? My English isn’t so good)

alhaitham used to experience accidents during his akademiya days in his dorm room where he held it because of his workload, but no one found out and he will take that secret to the grave.

when close to having an accident his mind starts to blank because he doesn’t like (fears) not being in control and his last resort is clamping his thighs together and pushing his hands against his crotch

is a light but frequent leaker. He can’t help it. Sometimes the leaks turn into accidents.

alhaitham holds for hours at a time despite him half assing his work and having a lot of free time ,bcs the walk from the akademiya to his house takes quite some time and his a pee shy guy, preferring to piss in his own toilet, plus a lot of students go to him for opinions and he needs to interview graduates to decide whether they receive funding and it takes a long time.

bounces his leg under his desk quietly when he needs to go

sometimes he takes a plastic bottle from his secret recycled collection in his office when he really needs to go and has held it in for too long, careful to avoid pissing with too much noise in case a student barges in suddenly. Most students just assume he likes to drink green tea when they see the bottle. Also a really awkward experience for him when his pissing beneath the table with his thighs holding onto the bottle under the desk while he talks to a student, whilst trying hard not to piss bcs pee shy.

if the leaks become so much it’s visible he’ll use his half cape thing to cover himself. Thankfully people don’t really notice his presence or care enough, so nobody (except kaveh but alhaitham doesn’t know that) knows about this but alhaitham can’t help but feel embarrassed when he has to do this

there may or may not have been one time where kaveh sneaked a diuretic into alhaithams morning coffee and took alhaitham keys with him, and came back to see alhaitham crouching and gripping onto his crotch, with his thighs rubbing together and bouncing in a desperate attempt to hold. kaveh hid when he saw that and decided to wait a bit longer to test the waters (GET IT??? THE PUN???) and when alhaitham seemed very close to pissing himself than did kaveh decide to save him the embarrassment and step onto the grass and signal his return extravagantly so that alhaitham would think he just came and can pretend to be alright by standing up so fast an un alert person wouldn’t catch it. kaveh, on the other hand is very observant, and didn’t miss the small trail of piss trickling down his black leggings, but kinda sad that he doesn’t get to see alhaitham face and wet crotch bcs the moment he opens the door alhaitham just runs in and locks himself in the bathroom. (Alhaitham had the accident just was the door closed, his black leggings drenched is piss)

that’s it for now, I might type the above point into a fanfic. Meanwhile drop your alhaitham omo bcs and your scenarios below, I really really would love to see them!!! (I am deprived pls I’m begging you)

also why did it take so long for this to appear in the hashtags I’m new to this app lol

[enden-k]

hi!! i wish u all of the best of luck on uni things ✨✨ here is kaveh to cheer u on

i cleared my camera role of most things so now it’s just kaveh stickers + a bunch of ur art :3

pls send me luck on my alhaitham rolls (has like 30 wishes and on the 50/50) kaveh dodged me so hard and i managed to pull one single kaveh HDKFJSHD im in the america server so i am waitinggggg

i hc that kaveh and alhaitham write notes for each other in the books around the house so sometimes they’ll pick one up just to see what the other was thinking at the time!

i hope this helped… hehe~ have a good day!!

omg i love that hc so much and rlly can see that too 🥹 thats so adorable and fitting for them aughh..

i wish you all the luck for haitham, may he come home !!!

[lunargrapejuice]

luna luna hiiiii ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ for the self ship ask game pls tell us abt B (diluc) + G (alhaitham) + J (neuv) + M (kaveh) hope you’re having a good day luv !

jade!!🥰🩷 i was a gushing blushing fool writing these thank you so much for asking!🩷🩷

self ship ask game💕

b - bashful what’s something one finds embarrassing about themselves but the other finds adorable?

for me it’s diluc sweet tooth! i don’t know why he’s embarrassed about it but it’s quite adorable to see him enjoying himself over different sweets, especially when he thinks it’s in secret hehe

for diluc oh god i do some many embarrassing things that he loves beyond reason djdkdkfkf but his favorite is probably when i think im alone & start singing/dancing. he likes seeing me feel so myself & without worry even if it i wish no one saw me do either ❤️

g - greetings what was their first meeting like?

alhaithams grandmother introduced us when she was still alive, though it wasn’t necessarily on purpose. i had just moved to sumeru from liyue & she had helped me with direction when i got lost in the city, we were both headed to the market & easily fell into conversation so we ended up shopping together & even though i hardly knew the city i didn’t want her carrying all her bags home by herself so i walked back with her & just as we got there alhaitham was getting home too! she introduced us & asked alhaitham to see me home in case i got lost again even though i insisted id be okay. our walk back to my place was quiet & short & i apologized for taking up his time but he seemed honest when he said it was fine & thanked me for helping his grandmother & i blushed for more reasons that just embarrassment when i replied that it was her that helped me & he couldn’t deny to himself how cute he found me🤭

j - jealousy do they get jealous easily? what do they do when jealous?

neither of us are really the jealous type, neuvi & i trust each other so much & if we were to get jealous it’s not because we think the other might do something

im more of the one to play it off like it’s nothing because i know it should be nothing, our bond & love is not something i question when it comes to other people & i feel silly for feeling that way but ive never been good at hiding my emotions & he knows something is up & is patient & sweet until i open up & cry about how ridiculous i know it is but he assures me it’s okay & that while he doesn’t want me to feel this way, his heart is very full that i feel so strongly about him being mine because he feels very much the same

neuvi is a lot more straight forward with me when he’s jealous, though not before a few irrational thoughts pass his mind about how easy it would be to condemn whoever tried to take me from him to the fortress of meropide. a ridiculous notion he knows & it’s nothing he’d ever act on but he’ll be sure to tell me how he feels & the next time i see this person that’s made my dragon jealous im sure to ask neuvi to accompany me & kiss him sweetly in a very rare display of pda🥰

m - memories what is one of their favorite memories together?

i know this was the ‘haitham question too but we both think back to the day we met a lot & it my favorite. our lives changed forever that day & we knew it from the moment our eyes met 🥺 it was after kaveh had just graduated & he was traveling around teyvat & while in liyue accidentally got caught up in a little mess me & yaoyao got ourselves into. i was helping her with a commission for baizhu when we were ambushed my hilichurls out of no where & instead of fight i just picked up her & went running.. right into kaveh & all three of us went tumbling into the running water blow us. he held both me & yaoyao tight during the fall, being sure to take the impact of the water & when the water split into small slower streams we were all just sitting there soaking wet for a moment before i was frantically looked over the both & apologize to this stranger i just knocked into the water but when our eyes met we were just staring at each other, already feeling something between us & only broke from our little love sick trance when yaoyao asked if we both hit our heads shskdkdkdk it’d be a long time & a lot of distance before we’d confess our feelings but when he told me he’d loved me since that moment i burst into tears because i did too & neither of us ever forgot or thought about love with anyone else since

[dilxcs]

random genshin ships bcs✨anxiety✨

as a response to what is happening in my personal life, i thought it would be fun to distract myself and pair my moots with genshin males and females + a song [🎧] + a perfume [💋]. needless to say, i had a blast lmaoo — pls don’t take these too seriously, it’s all in good fun (and a distraction for myself),, if i forgot you, then i’m truly sorry! i’m doing these from the top of my head 🚶

@imaushi-ji - candace

[🎧] lowkey by niki | [💋] memoirs of a trespasser by imaginary authors

@asunflowerana - thoma

[🎧] that’s love by sundial | [💋] kogaï for her by annayake

@dottores - kamisato ayato

[🎧] paragraphs by luke chiang | [💋] petite by maison francis kurkdjian

@snezhnayans - kaveh

[🎧] empty love by gracey ft, ruel | [💋] coffee break by maison margiela replica

@alucrds - cyno

[🎧] east of eden by zella day | [💋] eau de soleil blanc by tom ford

@planetxiao - kaedehara kazuha

[🎧] heart in tokyo by good gasoline | [💋] lira by xerjoff

@sugardaddyreo - shikanoin heizou

[🎧] i wouldn’t know any better than you by gentle bones | [💋] luna by penthaligon’s

@darlingimawitch - yoimiya

[🎧] melody by jeremy zucker | [💋] the scent for her by hugo boss

@darkchocola - scaramouche/wanderer

[🎧] wasted nights by one ok rock | [💋] dear polly by vilhelm parfumerie

@sleepy3 - zhongli

[🎧] dreaming by mar | [💋] vanille insensée by atelier cologne

@itoshi-s - diluc ragnvindr

[🎧] limbo by keshi | [💋] teint de neige by lorenzo villoresi

@shoyoist - hu tao

[🎧] i like u by niki | [💋] amazing grace magnolia by philosophy

@portfolio-of-dreams - albedo

[🎧] conscience by jacob lee | [💋] bubble bath by maison margiela replica

@litepowee - yae miko

[🎧] urs by niki | [💋] delina by parfums de marly

@saecore - tighnari

[🎧] need by david archuleta | [💋] white tea by elizabeth arden

@sugr - childe

[🎧] stranger by lauv | [💋] fox in the flowerbed by imaginary authors

@sugusshi - xiao

[🎧] love about it by waterparks ft. blackbear | [💋] wood sage & sea salt by jo malone

@suyacho - pantalone

[🎧] say my name by nello | [💋] blackberry & bay by jo malone

@jotatetsuken - kaeya alberich

[🎧] coming home by honne ft. niki | [💋] magnolia bliss by juliette has a gun

@oo-mi-ru-oo - alhaitham

[🎧] skeletons by keshi | [💋] book by commodity

[cryptidpupper]

rediscovered (read: remembered) tumblrs existence!! thought id do a quick re-introduction as my use for this account as changed.

here we go! (will update)

general introduction !!  ༘

my name is cody (call me feral! /nf) i am 16, my birthday is the 27th of september. i use he/him it/its pronouns + neos (they/them is okay as well) i am transmasc and spectrasexual, i struggle with labels but so far i am happy with these. (+ some xenogenders)

australian !

autistic, adhd, sad, mdd and arfid. (i am professionally diagnosed, am and have been medicated since i was 4yo and been going to talk-therapy for 8yrs)

this is my resource carrd it also links to my special interest & personal carrd :3 my prns page and thats about it. (my twt, disc, ao3, pin and spotify are in my carrd)

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BYI 𓂃★ ︵︵ ⧣₊˚﹒ b4 u interact . . .

i am white + christian (religion is personal for me) ︵︵ i use neoprns and identify with multiple xenogenders ︵︵ i (usually) need tone tags ︵︵ i talk about my interests *a lot* ︵︵ my social skills are poor ︵︵ if i dont respond, please know that its most likely due to my own mental health / stress !!

DNI 𓂃★ ⸝⸝ ⧣₊˚﹒ do not interact if you. . .

are transphobic, homophobic, queerphobic, ableist, racist, antisemitic, sexist, pro life, anti-vax, etc.  ⸝⸝ force beliefs/opinions onto others  ⸝⸝ disrespect agere, petre, any religion, zodiacs, etc  ⸝⸝ talk over / for minorities  ⸝⸝ make fun of someone for having 'basic' interests / 'niche' interests  ⸝⸝ belittle someone based on their interests  ⸝⸝ victim blame ⸝⸝ dont like my interests

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╰➤ Other ° . ıllılı . ꒷꒦

ꔛ ۫ i separate art from the artist, however this only works to an extent ☆

𖥦 if i say something insensitive or speak on a topic i am not knowledgeable on, please feel free to educate me or alert me.ヽ♥︎

꒰୨୧◞ i love to share my headcanons ! and general thoughts/theories ! however i dont enjoy seeing negative attention towards my special interests 。

⤷ i am sensitive　◍

☆ જ⁀➴ my favourite aesthetics include yamikawaii, gurokawaii, feralcore, cryptidcore, chaotic academia, puppycore and more!

リ﹒Ꮺ i might post and reblog a bit too much — ♡﹒;

✚⠀i age regress ! usually not willingly, i do so after meltdowns⠀❜⠀⠀

﹕i draw, write & read fanfiction, scrapbook, talk to my friends and i am homeschooled! ≛ ・

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. .╭┈ ᐟᐟ☆🗒️💭 QnA .ᐟ ╰୧

 ──★ ˙ ̟  lets go  .ᐟ .ᐟ

. .┇ ◟ ✰ ⋮ why am i blocked ? : 

 ──★ ⇨ ˙ ̟   multiple reasons, but most are simply for my own peace of mind.

. .┇ ◟ ✭ what will you post?┆

 ──★ ⇨ ˙ ̟  i'll be reblogging things related to my special interests, pixels/resources/graphics, things i find funny, things i find interesting, and more ! the stuff i'll post will be thoughts, headcanons, maybe some art, my own pixel collection, rants, etc. while practising coding, this will be my lil online journal of sorts. ('cause i wanna make my own website !)  

. .┇ ◟ ∿ what sort of suggestions do you take? :

 ──★ ⇨ ˙ ̟   i make pngs, banners, and am trying to start making more gifs, pixels and graphics. i doodle occasionally too ! once i post that i'll link examples here

. .┇ ◟ ↳ AR level ?:

 ──★ ⇨ ˙ ̟   50, but i have a bunch of xp 'cause i get too nervous when levels get too high >_<

. .┇ ◟ ‧₊˚ ┊genshin uid? : 

 ──★ ⇨ ˙ ̟   i am on the asian server and my uid is 852754946 :D (my current pfp is childe)

. .┇ ◟  ₊˚ ‧ current 5stars ? ₊ ๑

 ──★ ⇨ ˙ ̟   12 ! kazuha, tighnari, cyno, neuvillette, childe, albedo, xiao, venti, jean, wriothesley, yoimiya and dehya ! (pls come home alhaitham)

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special interests & hyper-fixations ᯓ★

HISTORY ★ .ᐟ History .ᐟ English Monarchs .ᐟ Russian Tsar .ᐟ Ancient Medicine .ᐟ Egypt .ᐟ Boudica and much more .ᐟ The history of Psychology .ᐟ Sigmund Freud, and others .ᐟ WWII .ᐟ All of it .ᐟ

MEDIA ★ .ᐟ Haikyuu!! .ᐟ Yuri!!! on Ice .ᐟ Sk8 the Infinity .ᐟ Boku No Hero Academia .ᐟ Manhwa, Manhua, Manga .ᐟ Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba .ᐟ Bungou Stray Dogs .ᐟ Genshin Impact .ᐟ Hazbin Hotel .ᐟ

MISC ★ .ᐟ Random Facts (literally anything) .ᐟ SFX Makeup .ᐟ F.R.I.E.N.D.S. .ᐟ Big Bang Theory .ᐟ Poetry and Literature .ᐟ Etymology .ᐟ Sharks .ᐟ Podcasts .ᐟ Mäneskin .ᐟ Linguistics and Language .ᐟ Junji Ito .ᐟ

OTHERS ★ .ᐟ Bones .ᐟ Teeth .ᐟ Organs .ᐟ Aesthetics .ᐟ Coding .ᐟ Genshin VAs .ᐟ

SCIENCE/BIO ★ .ᐟ Medicine/Paramedicine/Surgery .ᐟ Psychology/Mental Illness/Disorders .ᐟ Tourettes .ᐟ ASD .ᐟ DID .ᐟ PTSD .ᐟ ADHD .ᐟ Schizophrenia .ᐟ Bipolar Disorder .ᐟ OCD .ᐟ BPD .ᐟ PANDAS .ᐟ Tuberculosis .ᐟ Typhoid .ᐟ Bubonic Plague and others .ᐟ Medical Mysteries .ᐟ Human Behaviour .ᐟ Autoimmune Disorders .ᐟ Lobotomies .ᐟ Pharmacology .ᐟ

TRUE CRIME ★ .ᐟ True Crime .ᐟ Missing Persons .ᐟ Murder .ᐟ Serial Killers .ᐟ Medical Murders .ᐟ Israel Keyes .ᐟ Charlie Brandt .ᐟ Dellen Millard .ᐟ Ed Kemper .ᐟ Rodney Alcala .ᐟ Herb Baumeister .ᐟ Robert William Pickton .ᐟ The "Lonely Hearts" Killers .ᐟ Dexter Killer .ᐟ Bathtub Killer .ᐟ Lipstick Killer and others .ᐟ

UNKNOWN ★ .ᐟ The Supernatural/Ghosts/Aliens .ᐟ Mothman .ᐟ Spring Heeled Jack .ᐟ Chupacabra .ᐟ Jack the K!ller .ᐟ Van Gough .ᐟ BigFoot .ᐟ Rasputin .ᐟ The Dyatlov Pass .ᐟ Reykjavik Confessions .ᐟ Other Unsolved Mysteries .ᐟ Cryptids in general .ᐟ Urban Legends .ᐟ Mythology .ᐟ Religion .ᐟ Cryptozoology .ᐟ

YOUTUBERZ ★ .ᐟ Kurtis Conner .ᐟ Drew Gooden .ᐟ Danny Gonzalez .ᐟ Moriah Elizabeth .ᐟ penguinz0 .ᐟ Primink .ᐟ Sam O'Nella .ᐟ Buzzfeed Unsolved .ᐟ

SONGS ✮ 🎧 [▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။|။၊|• 0:10]

⤷ "SPIT IN MY FACE" THXSOMCH

⤷ "BABY SAID" Måneskin

⤷ "Girl Anachronism" The Dresden Dolls

[ BANDS & ARTISTS ✮ 🎸

⤷ Måneskin

⤷ Will Wood

ᶻ﹕→ ．kins !

⟡ ⁺◟biggest kin . . . ꜜ (they're literally me /nsrs)

kaveh ໑ tobio kageyama ໑ edogawa ranpo ໑ tighnari ໑

⁺◟mid kin . . . ꜜ (similar in trauma, general character, likes/dislikes, humour, etc)

osamu dazai ໑ alhaitham ໑

⁺◟least kin . . . ꜜ (only one or two aspects.)

akutugawa ryunosuke ໑

[junlovesthemoon]

Authors Note: pls be kind , English is not my first language:‘)

But I thought since kavetham shippers are always making angst , I should make fluff ^^

Roommates:

Kaveh x Alhaitham one shot

Sigh… I can’t stand him, he’s acting like he’s so much better than me… the blonde boy says.

Looking at the glass of wine he just drank… he felt a bit tipsy.

Faruzan looked at him,, so that’s what’s happening with Alhaitham at the moment… what do you think is ur problem with him ? ,,

The blonde boy now looked a bit conflicted but then spoke up.

,, it’s just… whenever I’m around him I can’t concentrate, and also he’s always saying that I’m overdramatic, that’s annoying me… ,,

Now looking away with a dreamy face.

,,Kaveh?,, Faruzan looked a bit like she was about to burst into laughter.

,,could it be that you actually like Alhaitham and you can’t concentrate because of that and you actually like his insults? She was smiling softly at kaveh. Hoping he would say yes.

,, what… NEVER. I DONT KNOW what your talking abou… ,, kaveh looked a bit confused now.

,, oh come on… don’t tell me you don’t know about the rumors about you two???,, Faruzan looked skeptical.

,,Kaveh the gossip king doesn’t know the rumors for once ? ,, now she was laughing hysterically.

Kaveh blushed much at this point, he was embarrassed.

,,why would I though…,, he looked a bit away, unsure what to say or to do.

,, talk to him! You can do it Kaveh,well you must talk to him, maybe he likes you as well ?,, Faruzan looked confident.

,, Thanks… Faruzan…,, Kaveh wasn’t confident with this idea but knew he had to do it because Alhaitham wasn’t the best at social interactions and if he really liked him , he wouldn’t say it.

Kaveh got home…

,, HEY. ALHAITHAM. PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUNDPROOF EARPIECES OFF AND LAY UR BOOK DOWN. WE HAVE TO TALK. NOW. ,,

,,Stop yelling, I heard you , you dumbass,,

Alhaitham was just coming out of the shower. Just wearing a towel over his hips.

Kaveh immediately covered his eyes.

,, YOU PUNK. WEAR SOMETHING.,, Kaveh was blushing under his coverage of his hands.

,,why are you covering your face?,, Alhaitham looked confused.

,, wear something, quickly!,, Kaveh shouted.

,, ok ok,, Alhaitham looked for something to wear, then sat back on the couch.

,, ok so what do you want to talk about?,, Alhaitham looked intrigued.

,, so first of all… I want to apologize to cause you trouble since I moved in… and secondly… could you see us be friends again? ,,

Kaveh now was shy again.

,, oh? Now you’re getting shy?,, Alhaitham chuckled a bit.

Kaveh looked surprised at his roommate.

,, well I actually wanted to tell you something… but couldn’t say it for a long time ,and then we started to have conflicts, but I never stopped though,,

Alhaitham looked in thought while saying this.

,, Kaveh, I like you, more than friends,, Alhaitham now looked directly at the blonde haired boy.

Kavehs heart made a jump in his chest. But at the same time there was doubt.

,,really ? ,, kaveh wasn’t sure if Alhaitham really meant what he just said.

,, I know you don’t believe me,, Alhaitham let out a sigh.

,, I love you Kaveh. I really do.,,

Alhaitham moved over to kaveh.

,, why don’t a show you , how much I love you ?,,

,, I- what wait…,, kaveh couldn’t finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a deep and loving kiss.

Alhaitham held him.

As they ended the kiss, Alhaitham looked Kaveh deep in the eyes… Kaveh was still avoiding the contact.

,, Kaveh look at me,, Alhaitham said.

,, I will never let you go anymore, you can be sure I love you,,

Kaveh blushed immediately.

,, i love you too, I just can’t believe you would actually love me , WHY DO YOU ALWAYS INSULT ME??!,, Kaveh was a bit upset about this.

,, well I guess I just didn’t want you to find out that I have a big soft spot for you, but I guess I’m good with my words ? Aren’t I ? ,, Alhaitham now looked kinda happy.

Holding kaveh in his arms.

Now kaveh kissed Alhaitham.

,, guess ur right… also we made the rumors to truth… now we’re really together…,,

Kaveh sighed.

Then they kissed over and over again.

[saetoru]

Teeeeeeee hi bby! if you want to share i would love to hear some headcanons about you and Alhaitham ehe (besides you driving him bananas…as you should tbh 💓)

*cracks knuckles* gray i luv you

i think alhaitham SUCKS at making coffee. i try to teach him like 7327464 times but he always somehow manages to make it too bitter or too sweet or too milky with creamer so every morning i have to get up and make his coffee for him like the overworked wife that i am even if i don’t have to get up until later. when i’m mad at him i don’t make it for him and he sulks and drinks his shitty self made coffee

i make him buy some sort of grocery or another on his way home from work every day. he’s so tired of it honestly. he just wants one day where he can peacefully come straight home but every time i’m like “i need eggs pls” or “make sure u bring some flour” or “can u bring (snack)” or “we need bread” and he HATES going bc he’s tired from work and wants to go home and every time he’s at the market someone starts a convo with him as grand sage and he is so annoyed. but he never says no bc he’s very sweet and because he hates sleeping on the couch my bad

every time he yawns i kiss his nose because he looks rly cute when he yawns and i can’t help it and so he’s started fake yawning sometimes to get a lil nose kiss without having to ask for one bc he’s shy. he thinks he’s so smart for this but i know he’s faking it for a kiss sometimes so every once in a while i like to pretend i didn’t notice him yawn and then don’t kiss his nose and it’s just very funny and adorable to see him try and not act disappointed or try and smoothly fake another yawn without seeming too obvious. he’s pathetic i luv it

he reads stupid physics books for fun so sometimes as a joke i’ll be like be like “i bet you can’t calculate how fast xyz would have to accelerate to…” or some random physics problem and he actually solves it right then and there with no trouble too and i get rly salty bc i hated physics btw so i’m like >:/ and then—and this is the one and only time he does something remotely cheesy—he’ll be like “hmm i wonder fast much i’d have to accelerate to do this—” and then he kisses me quickly and then continues reading. and i rly do hope he jumps off a cliff

he doesn’t like arguing with kaveh in front of me bc i pick kavehs side just to be spiteful and he hates letting me and kaveh have that satisfaction so he sees kaveh and walks the other way if im around bc he’s not about to let an argument start and wound his own pride in the process as his girlfriend picks his roommates side even when his roommate is wrong

i blame him for global warming bc it’s just his fault idk

[keyotos]

hoyoverse men as songs on my playlist (pls dont take these seriously)

A LOT ⎯ 21 savage

"how much money you got? (a lot) how many problems you got? (a lot) how many people done doubted you? (a lot) left you out to rot? (a lot) how many pray that you flop? (a lot) how many lawyers you got? (a lot) how many times you got shot? (a lot)"

childe. jing yuan. alhaitham. diluc. blade.

they have problems and they have opps. they are also rich as fuck and they prob have a ton of lawyers. and they have definitely been shot. idk.

CARDIGAN ⎯ don toliver

hotter than the sauna, i met her at salata bought lil' baby prada, she popped it for the dollar don't stick around, you should save yourself (save yourself) but you can hit my phone if you need some help (needed some help)

lyney. wanderer. ayato. sampo.

yeah u really shouldn't stick around. like yikes. run? maybe? just kidding! even if he's a little sus he is hot as freakkkkkk (sampo).

MIRRORBALL ⎯ TAYLOR SWIFT

hush when no one is around, my dear you'll find me on my tallest tiptoes spinning in my highest heels, love shining just for you

barbara (she's not a man but i feel like she fits yk??). kaveh. also lyney. neuvillette.

um are y'all okay???? like... they are going through it. it is okay to be messy.

BEST I EVER HAD ⎯ DRAKE

sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on that's when you're the prettiest, i hope that you don't take it wrong you don't even trip when friends say, "you ain't bringin' drake along?" you know that i'm workin', i'll be there soon as i make it home

cyno. itto. luka. thoma???

you guys found urself a good one. mmmmmf. one of my fav drake songs. u the fucking best u the fucking best u the fucking best.

KISS ME THRU THE PHONE ⎯ SOULJA BOY

baby, you know that i miss you, i wanna get with you tonight but i cannot, baby girl, and that's the issue girl, you know i miss you, i just wanna kiss you but i can't right now so, baby, kiss me through the phone (kiss me through the phone)

gepard. childe again (he just gives off the vibes). heizou. kaeya.

what little cuties. except for heizou he's ugly.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

FASHION KILLA ⎯ A$AP ROCKY

my bitch a fashion killa, she be busy poppin' tags she got a lotta prada, that dolce & gabbana i can't forget escada, and that balenciaga

ningguang. herta. fu xuan. kafka. lisa. yae miko. yelan.

read the lyrics and tell me that these women don't come to mind immediately.

PAIN 1993 ⎯ DRAKE & PLAYBOI CARTI.

i just want everyone to listen to this song.

LOLL i got bored so i wrote this.