share the bartybella office au thoughts to your legion of devoted fans 🙏
oh the bartybella office au thoughts run DEEP. it feels like everytime i think of them my brain drifts over to picturing barty, dressed in an unironed white shirt and rumpled navy suit trousers, draped over the side of bella’s cubicle, trying to be Smooth And Suave until she almost successfully manages to staple his fingers together and sends him toppling to the floor in a panicked escape, whilst she laughs in her typical maniacal way. the first post about this au is here, but it’s taken much more shape since then.
i’m thinking about them at an office christmas party…bella is in a black (VERY LOW CUT!!!) evening dress with a slit all the way up her leg and pointy heels and diamond earrings and thick eyeliner and she just looks so fucking great. and then there’s barty. who rocks up in his battered old toyota forty minutes late in a pair of ripped jeans that are more hole than fabric and a tattered old heavy metal band shirt that has a stain from 2016 on it. bella takes one look at him as he stands awkwardly in the doorway, all gangly limbs, and marches over, dragging him by the ear to the bathroom where she proceeds to yell at him for his lack of formal attire and Repeatedly Maims Him with the plastic cutlery she had just moments ago been using to eat the trifle brought by molly weasley. he’s trying to shield his face from her lethal use of the spoon, but he’s also grinning and continuously making remarks that are fully intended to Rile Her Up because this sick twisted weirdo of a man is somehow enjoying himself FAR too much. (bella is also having a blast and she hates it because how has this sleazeball of a human being barely out of his teenage years managed to become one of the best parts of her job????)
i know i said in my last post that nothing would ever actually happen between them, but barty fucking junior is a stubborn little shit and if he wants to seduce his hot much older supervisor? he will seduce his hot much older supervisor, and nothing i say will be able to stop him. barty has his nepotism-hire internship for a year and even his most valiant attempts (terrible pick up lines and making his teams profile picture an ab pic) aren’t be enough for bella to stoop that low, but after? when they meet again, somewhere, somehow? you can bet she is finally caving into her desire to be worshipped by him. and then there’s something addictive about the way he makes her feel like the most important person in the world, the way she knows he is at her beck and call, the way she finally gets to experience what power feels like. and she can’t give him up after that, even if there was any world in which he would let her go.
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OK so, the DiamondChance kid right?💎🎲💖👀(?)
I've been thinking about that a lot because. Apparently, I can't give my mind a rest (?)
So, Montague is trans here, yes, trans Monty, that idea I said I liked but wasn't going to use in my stories? Yeah I'm using it here (?).
They just... they just wake up one day and decide they want a kid (?). Nolan wants a boy, Montague just wants them to be healthy and happy (?) and of course he also wants a gender neutral name for his baby. They had a reaaaaally hard time deciding which would be the right one, some options were Morgan or Spencer, but end up deciding to call them Dominique (yes, Montague's French heritage played a huge role in the decision, and Nolan liked so he went along with it. Plus, he can call them Dommy or Dummy as pet name, he likes it, he can mess around with the name lol).
I remember I read a fic (can't remember which one) in which the author gives Montague the last name Delacroix so I'll stick with it because I like it and I think Dominique Delacroix-Chance sounds awesome (?).
Pregnancy? Gross (?) I won't dive deep into it, let's just say it was normal. The thing is, is until this point in which the rest of the people Montague knows realize he is trans (he transitioned long ago, before being the Society man he is). He doesn't say a thing about his pregnancy, Nolan doesn't either, despite being too loud about everything they're very secretive with it.
Nolan is way more protective and indulgent with him, he's always pleasing him in everything and doesn't care if he has to break into meetings to fulfill his cravings, he'll just do it.
Montague craves sweets, lots of sweets, but can't stand coffee and macarons (his favs), something that frustrates him a LOT. He can't stand chicken or eggs either. Asides if that, he'll eat anything, mostly sugar-ish things.
Oscar is the first one who notices something's off with him, he smells different, can't figure out why but he's different. Hope notices he's getting a bit fattier, pretty clear in his thin figure but it's also easy to blame on Nolan since he's always feeding him with tons of sweet treats. She also notices he's less angry than usual, he let things and mistakes slide easily, like he doesn't care about anything (He's trying not to stress about things for the baby's sake(?)).
Jones is the only one bold enough to ask Montague if he's OK, to which he just casually says "I'm fine but I'm five months pregnant and I'm feeling quite exhausted", and Jonesy just... can't (?)
Dominique is raised in a family full of love, Montague doesn't want to be as controlling as his parents were with him, Nolan doesn't want him to struggle for money (good thing he'll never have to struggle for that lol), neither for him to end up in negative life paths the same way he did. They both agree to never involve him into any illegal activity, that may have been essential part of their lives but they don't want that for their son.
He's motivated to pursue something else, more productive. Spending most of his time surrounded by snow makes him really interested in his environment. This helps him develop a great interest in science, he's fascinated by nature and wildlife.
***EXTRA THINGS ABOUT SNOW PATROLLER***
As stated earlier, his full name is Dominique Delacroix-Chance
He's in his early 20s
His natural hair color is dark brown (he bleaches it)
He likes being called Dom, or Snow. Nolan calls him either Dom or Dummy (he doesn't like it), Montague straight up calls him Dominique, no Snow, no Doom, no Dom (he doesn't likes it either, it sounds like he's always scolding him (?). When he was little, his parents called him Snowflake (he loved snowflakes(?)), so, Snow is the natural progression of the nickname. He think Snow is a badass nickname (?))
Loves snowshoeing/hiking, snowboarding, and outdoors acitivies in general
Loves potatoes, in every way, from potatoes au gratin to regular fries, he just loves potatoes
Pretty obvious but he knows pretty well how to use weapons (Monty and Nolan teached him, because of reasons (?)). Nolan wants him to be specialized as sniper (like him lol)
He's very close to his parents, asides of them, he has not much friends
His favorite animal are polar bears (reason why the face mask he uses has sharp teeth)
His best friends is Polar Patroller. They... patrol together?? IDK (?) (Monty doesn't like him much because he's kind of chaotic with his love for explosions but they know he'll protect him. Nolan is used to that kind of people because of Mae lol)
Personality-wise, he's more like Montague. He's a man of few words, might seem quite cold and distant and prefers to be by his own (or with his parents. Actually, he prefers to spend time with Montague(?))
Of course this thing wouldn't fit in the Give me a Chance setting, since it's pretty clear Montague is cisgender there (and probably bi, or pan, idk) but still weird because I talk about Oscar and Hope as if they were in the same team so it doesn't make sense but nothing of that I said makes sense. I guess Give me a Chance AU: Everything is the same but Montague is trans? It could work but it would need an extra chapter or two about Nolan finding out about that, and getting absolutely confused about it(?)
Anyway I just had to get it out of my system and now I can move on from this idea (?)
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