house md pokemon teams, as meticulously picked out by someone who's been into pokemon since birth:
house - cyclizar, audino, gothitelle, mabosstiff, toxtricity amped mode, hisuian zoroark
wilson - blissey, morgrem, male meowstic, cinccino, absol, zoroark
cuddy - kangaskhan, leavanny, male pyroar, jynx, lucario, hatterene
foreman - alakazam, noctowl, ferrothorn, luxray, midday lycanroc, malamar
chase - yamper, komala, liepard, klefki, alolan raichu, lurantis
cameron - sensu oricorio, froslass, crobat, mimikyu, female indeedee, sylveon
taub - alolan persian, glameow, snubbull, starmie, swanna, male oinkologne
thirteen - houndoom, drifblim, gardevoir, sneasler, armarouge, cloyster
kutner - goodra, seel, aipom, quagsire, mr mime, pawmot
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people tend to assume that house's ace is one of his 'cooler' pokemon - zoroark, toxtricity - but it's really audino. can mega evolve and everything. he loves throwing people off by bringing him out when running diagnostics (audino have excellent hearing; his can detect heart issues typically only found through invasive testing)
cuddy's hatterene HATES house. and he knows it. if threats of clinic duty doesn't get him to leave her alone when he's bothering her, she'll threaten to get hatty out, and hatty has NO qualms about beating the fuck out of him
wilson doesn't bring absol out at work. with his profession and the species' reputation as doombringers, it wouldn't exactly be a comforting sight. he doesn't even really remember how he acquired her, nor does he know that she's not concerned about his cancer patients but for him.
taub hardly trains his pokemon, making him the most unready for battle of everyone listed.
kutner and his pawmot get into many defibrillator adventures (accidents)!!! quagsire, being water/ground, is unaffected and therefore happily takes up the task of putting out fires when needed :DD
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i think it's actually very brave to fight for yourself when no one else will, to insist upon your own self worth, if only in your own actions and self-preservation, when everyone around considers you worthless or unworthy.
If no one else cares about you, you will care, if no one else loves you, you will try to show yourself love to the best of your ability, even if you don't know it, if no one else will protect you then you will fight for yourself. Keep yourself alive. No one else will and it's you're no less worthy than who you're being told to put yourself to the side for, to die for, to admit you are nothing for.
It's trauma, it's resilience, it's survival, it's fight, it's advocacy, it's perseverance, it's natural, it's difficult, and it's brave.
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sorry i am willing to give aziraphale the benefit of the doubt to a point but. to say that CROWLEY abandoned HIM? like. what did you want him to do. yall want crowley to go back to heaven? to make himself an angel again??? go back to the assholes that cast him out and change everything he is??? crowley was angry and mean and inarticulate and pushy in that fight but he was not WRONG.
(related: I have no idea why everyone's suddenly decided that crowley doesn't give a shit about saving the world. he's against working with heaven and hell obviously, but he was the one who wanted to stop the apocalypse in the first place. he only tried to jump ship last time when: 1) the end was only hours away, 2) from his POV he had no idea where the antichrist was or that aziraphale had found him, and 3) he was being actively hunted by people who were planning to torture and destroy him. that's not the case in s2. you can't just heap fault on him to make this a 'both sides are wrong' thing so it's easier to fix. his words were "you can't leave this bookshop." that's not something you say if you plan to leave the bookshop.)
aziraphale is walking into an obvious trap because of his skewed views about heaven and hell and that is the truth of it. it's a mistake. he's not a 'bad person' for it because people aren't BAD for making mistakes, but the idea that crowley needs to apologize to him for not wanting to go back to heaven is fucking ludicrous. it was a horrible thing to ask of him, good intentions or not. that's it.
imagine if crowley had told aziraphale "hey great news! we can be grand dukes of hell together and really make a difference. all you have to do is become a demon :)" like. aziraphale would have been furious. and rightfully so! what is the disconnect here i am baffled
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i think i liked it better when i didn't understand the obsession with platonic vs romantic. whenever i was watching the x files, all throughout my life, it didn't matter because the love between mulder & scully was always so obvious to me. i cannot express how genuinely i love their relationship and journey. their love & the setbacks & struggles & the lengths they go to, and how nothing ever stopped them. they just took their time. i think there's something so special about it.
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TW: Mentions of blood
as a man in armor fell down, limp and lifeless.
Blood slowly poured from his mouth, as the wound on his chest was draining his life from him through pain and suffering.
two shadowy claws were there, dirty of the red that gave life to men, letting some of the liquid drip. And drip.
two yellowy eyes stared, empty and unblinkingly.
the dead man was a knight, sent from a Kingdom not too far away from subcon, an ally, or was it his kingdom? Where his home was?
Oh, to be able to remember.
oh, to be able to care about it.
a grin appeared, slowly creeping and turning into a full smile.
a chuckle, maybe two. A giggle, and another.
shaky hands touching the ghost's face, completely smearing blood on each cheek.
a wheeze, a snort. Until a full laugh came out.
A loud, long laugh.
a laugh to mock the knight, a laugh to enjoy the pleasure in seeing so much blood, so much death in front of the ghost.
A laugh that could only belong to a crazy man.
a laugh that he always had, but hid. Because he didn't know how to show it.
He didn't had the right thing to show it. To let it out.
He never had the experience of killing someone, directly and so brutally it looked like an animal attack.
He never knew it would be so fun, so pleasurable. He never knew he liked it so much.
He never knew how much he enjoyed hurting others.
This was never for self defense, this was never a warning for other knights, this was never an accident.
This was his rebirth. this was who he always used to be, who he was supposed to be.
his mind slipping, his mind fully embracing the insanity that is inside of him and the cold, dead forest around him.
"Ahh....you fools." to no one in particular.
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it's so funny that the notion of kendall telling greg to spy on and/or seduce tom was such a Thing when s3 was still early in airing.. only for kendall to literally never 1) see tom as a potential threat or significant member of his dad's "side" even during s4, or 2) seem to have any more of a notion of tom and greg's closeness than anyone else does, which is none, bc greg literally does not ever talk about tom to anyone else onscreen
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