#Android!Oikawa

[yanderecrazysie]

Rhododendron (Yandere Android! Oikawa and Iwaizumi)

Part 2 of the Flower Language Series

I got these meanings from the internet, so some may be wrong. Sorry if that is the case, but please ignore my mistakes.

Please do not request the Flower Language Series.

Title: Rhododendron

Pairings: Oikawa Tooru x Reader; Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, murder

Flower meaning: Danger, beware

Summary: There’s something off about your husband’s new androids.

“I know you don’t like me bringing home work, but this is going to blow your mind,” your husband said, one hand on your shoulders as he led you through the apartment to the living room, one hand over your eyes. 

You had a half-smile on your lips, “This has to do with your ‘top secret new project’, doesn’t it?” 

You came to a stop and he removed his hand from your eyes, saying, “You tell me.”

A gasp left your lips. In your doorway stood two tall, rather attractive men with their eyes closed. After a moment, something struck you as off about them, though you couldn’t put your finger on what it was. Maybe it was the way their skin shone under the fluorescent lights. Or maybe, the fact that their skin had no flaws whatsoever and their faces had perfect symmetry.

You spotted your husband’s company’s logo on their matching blue shirts and realization hit you.

“They’re- they’re robots, aren’t they?”

“Androids,” your husband was practically glowing, “I designed them myself. What do you think?”

“They look so real…” you left out the part where you found that to be very creepy.

“Just wait until they open their eyes,” your husband replied eagerly, misreading your hesitation, “The one on the left is called ‘Oikawa’. His model is designed for housekeeping and basic chores. The one on the right is ‘Iwaizumi’, and he’s kind of like an android guard dog.”

“And they’ll be… staying here?” you murmured, unsure of how you felt about their presence.

Your husband finally noticed that you were less than enthusiastic and began to squirm a little, “Well, yeah, just for a little while. They need to be tested so we can work out any bugs. They aren’t dangerous or anything, I promise.”

“And no one else can take them?” you asked in a small voice. You couldn’t help but shiver when you looked at them- something about them frightened you. Some part of you needed them gone.

The pained look on your husband’s face told you all you needed to know, and your heart sank. His voice was quiet when he spoke next, “I’m the lead designer on this project, so it’s required that I test them in a natural environment… I’m really sorry, honey.” 

You squared your shoulders and forced a smile to your face, “It’s fine. It’s totally fine.”

“It doesn’t sound fine.”

“Well, like you said, we don’t really have a choice,” you said, unable to keep the sourness out of your voice this time.

“I’ll turn them on,” your husband said softly, “Maybe you’ll warm up to them.”

“I hope so,” you sighed. You didn’t mean to be so unsupportive, but you had both agreed to keep your work at the office and, sometimes, it felt like only you held up your side of the promise. Not to mention, his “work” this time around was very unsettling.

“Oikawa, Iwaizumi, turn on,” your husband commanded.

Their eyes opened at the same time- one pair brown and playful, one pair green and serious. Both androids turned their attention to your husband instantly, but you couldn’t shake the feeling that they were somehow watching you at the same time.

“I’m adding another authorized user,” he continued. He pointed at you and the androids’ eyes snapped to look at you, making your stomach twist in displeasure, “This is my wife, (Y/n).”

Iwaizumi nodded and said, “Understood.” 

Oikawa, on the other hand, crossed the distance between you and held out his hand, a charming smile spreading across his face. You reluctantly let him take your hand in his and he lifted it to his lips. You shuddered at the coolness of his lips against the back of your hand. There was no warmth in his hands and lips. His “skin” was soft, but it lacked life.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, sweetie” he said, his voice as sweet as honey.

You took your hand out of his and drew it against your chest. You couldn’t bring yourself to answer, so you merely nodded, a shiver crawling up your spine at his pleased smile.

You noticed the eager smile on your husband’s face and felt bad that you couldn’t match his enthusiasm. However, you couldn’t tear your eyes away from the androids standing before you. Oikawa’s smile was unsettlingly perfect and Iwaizumi’s green eyes seemed to pierce through you. 

“Why don’t I show you what they can do?” your husband suggested excitedly, “Oikawa, clean please. Iwaizumi, check all the doors and windows please.”

“Yes, sir,” the androids said in unison. You watched as Oikawa began tidying up the kitchen, his movements as fluid as a human’s. Iwaizumi, on the other hand, began to check the house, locking the windows that you had forgotten about.

Your husband placed a reassuring hand on your shoulder, “See? They’re very helpful and you’ll barely notice they’re around.”

You highly doubted that you wouldn’t notice them, but you forced a smile, “I’m sure I’ll get used to it.”

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As the days passed, the androids seamlessly became a part of your household routine. Oikawa kept the house spotless, prepared meals, and engaged in small talk that was so eerily human-like that it unnerved you. Iwaizumi, on the other hand, rarely talked and guarded the front door and kept things locked up with military-like precision.

But the feeling of unease never stopped. Oikawa’s gaze always lingered on you for too long, and Iwaizumi seemed more interested in protecting you than your husband. You did your best to avoid being home when your husband was out.

One evening, you returned home from work to find the house unusually quiet. You were surprised that Oikawa was the one to let you in the house and lock the door behind you. It had always been Iwaizumi who did that.

“Good evening,” Oikawa said with a blindingly white-toothed smile, “How was your day, (Y/n)?”

“Good,” you replied, “Where’s Iwaizumi?”

“He’s outside, making sure everything is safe,” Oikawa said pleasantly, “What would you like for dinner?”

“I’m just going to rest, actually,” you said, “Is my husband home yet?”

“No, he is staying late at the office,” Oikawa replied.

That was odd, considering his big project was at the house and he was usually home early, working on the androids.

Oikawa’s head tilted, “You seem tense. Would you like a massage?”

You swallowed uneasily, “No thanks. I just want to rest. Alone.”

Oikawa nodded, but his intense gaze didn’t leave you as you hurried up the stairs and into your bedroom. You locked the door behind you, heart pounding. Something felt off, but you couldn’t figure out what it was.

Moments later, a knock sounded on the door. You froze, praying it wasn’t Oikawa. “Yes?” you called.

“It’s Iwaizumi,” the reply was muffled through the door, but his voice was steady, “I just wanted to let you know that you are safe now.”

“Thank you,” you said, feeling as though the words meant something deeper, “Good night.”

“Good night,” Iwaizumi replied. You listened for the sound of retreating footsteps down the stairs but the sound never came. He was still standing outside your door.

You pulled your phone out of your pocket and sent a text to your husband, asking when he’d be home. The wait for a response was excruciatingly long, but a reply finally came.

I’m still at the office, sweetie. Is everything okay?

You stared at the message for a full minute before you realized what it was that seemed off. He had never called you sweetie before. Suddenly, a memory resurfaced in your mind of Oikawa.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, sweetie.”

As you stood there, trying to make sense of it all, the door handle turned slightly, as if someone was testing it to see if it was locked. You stopped breathing for a moment before shakily calling out, “Iwaizumi, what are you doing?”

There was a long pause before he answered, “Please do not be alarmed, (Y/n). I must ensure your safety.”

Gathering your courage, desperate for answers and plagued by unease, you opened the door. Iwazumi’s eyes widened at the sight of you as you demanded, “Where is my husband?”

Iwaizumi’s gaze didn’t leave you, “Your husband is at work, overseeing additional development.”

You frowned, “Iwaizumi has anything… changed in your programming recently?”

A flicker of something crossed Iwaizumi’s face, “Our job has always been to ensure your safety and happiness.”

“And what about my husband’s safety and happiness?”

Iwaizumi’s eyes narrowed, “His safety is secondary to yours.”

A shiver shot down your spine and you quickly pushed past him, hurrying down the stairs. There was something you needed to know.

Oikawa was standing in the kitchen. Not cleaning or cooking, just standing there as though he were waiting for you to come down the stairs, a smile plastered on his face.

You headed for the door, ready to get in your car and get the hell out of your house and away from the androids, but Oikawa blocked your path.

“Out of my way!” you snapped.

“Where are you going?” Oikawa asked sweetly, “You aren’t safe out there, you know.”

“I need to talk to my husband, in person.”

Oikawa’s smile twisted into a victorious grin, “Why don’t you video call him right now?”

You shakily pulled out your phone, “Why a video call?”

“Then you’ll know we aren’t changing our voices to pretend to be him!” Oikawa said with a small chuckle. 

You weren’t even aware they could do something like that. At least he’s being honest. You reassured yourself.

You pressed the video call option on your husband’s contact page and waited. It took a moment for you to comprehend what was on the other side of the screen.

When you did, you screamed, mind branded forever with the sight of the remains of your husband.

Behind you, Oikawa began to laugh.

[reiners-bratwurst]

Personajes de HQ y sexualidad and other Headcanons por Satoki el androide.

Suna Rintaro: Pansexual y cualquier cosa se la suda. Romanticamente... Demiromantico? No se cierra nunca en las relaciones porque le da un poquito de pánico el compromiso, pero él dice que no va de eso. Te miente en la cara también, porque lo sabe.

Miya Atsumu: Romantico y Bisexual. Sexualmente es potencialmente vainilla boi, quizá hasta un poco torpe.

Sakusa Kiyoomi: Demiromantico y demisexual. Y no me bajo de este carro. Es de los que hasta super enamorado te manda a la mierda porque "Te vas a quedar sola, Lorena" y el contesta "Lo más bonito que me han dicho nunca".

Kozume Kenma: Romantico y demisexual. Lo de romantico también es un poco realtivo, porque su forma de interpetar el romance no es muy clasica que digamos.

Terushima Yuuji: Bisexual. Mas de chavalas que de chicos. Monoromantico, no porque sea sino porque es celoso a morir y prefiere cerrarse puertas a que sus parejas estén con otras personas. ERES UNA RED FLAG BOI.

Fukunaga Shohei: Asexual a full (le da la pereza de la vida el sexo, cabe decir) y Demiromantico (También le da la pereza de la vida).

Miya Osamu: Este hombre es bisexual, polylove, romantico clasico y cursi de los que te da diabetes pero le cuesta un poco de tiempo sacarlo porque procesa las emociones como un windows del 95.

Komori Motoya: Polylove, romantico de me voy a morir con tanto azucar y por favor replanteate el sirope de agave chaval.

Tendo Satori: Gay, monoromantico. Sexualmente creo que anda en el espectro asexual, porque no es como que el factor sexual le pese en exceso.

Bokuto Kotaro: El Polylove no le convence porque a pesar de todo, sexualmente es más abierto, es más monoromantico. Maricon perdido, las chavalas no le llaman más que como un concepto asthetic. Aún así quiere gustarle a las chavalas, quiere gustarle a todo el mundo.

Kuroo Tetsuro: Bisexual, pero siempre ha creido que es gay hasta que se le cruzan algunas chicas que le atraen. Monoromantico, intenta otras cosas pero no le sale entre otras cosas porque huele a celoso de mierda.

Futakuchi Kenji: Él se cree arromantico, pero no es el tipo más cursi del planeta. PEro tiene que mantener esa fachada. Le gustan mayoritaramente los hombres, no se cierra la puerta.

Akaashi Keiji: Es un tipo gay de los más comun. Monoromantico, aunque puede estar abierto a más cosas, es como que su rigidez a veces no le deja.

Oikawa Tooru: GAY. Caprichoso y todo a su manera. Romanticamente ¿hace algo más que mirarse al espejo? ¿Quiere una pareja o un esclavo? En verdad es un bebé que quiere que le amen pero no sabe amarse y no sabe amar bien. Poor boi.

Kunimi Akira: Mas gay y se muere. Pero si le preguntas solo contesta que tú espectifacemte no le interesas así que deja de indagar. Porbablmente demiromantico.

Hinata Shoyo: Bisexual. Mas de chicas que de chicos, y romantico cursi.

Kageyama Tobio: Pues... VOLEIBOLSEXUAL. Si no juegas al voley no le interesas. mayormente es tan MARICON que se muere. Puede desarollar crushes con chavales que no les gusta el voley, pero no duran porque se aburre. Es de esas personas que necesita mucho espacio personal y que la gente se implique en sus intereses. (¿es autista? si).

Semi Eita: Como ISTP le gusta timar a señoras. Bisexual. No sabe tener la polla quieta, si, y le cuesta comunicarse en ese sentido porque tiene ideas como muy clasicas mentidas en la mente.

Iwaizumi Hajime: Yo a este hombre, lo siento pero es mi inclusión forzada de la heterosexualidad. Seguro que lo ha intentado con algún hombre, pero nanai. Es que él es too much energia masculina. No es monoromantico, pero la gente le da mucha pereza así que acaba siendo monoromantico porque si ya cuesta encontrar a una persona para tener una relación sana, imagina encontrar dos.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Hetero-romantico clasico y asexual. No le interesa el sexo, es más como un concepto teorico para tener hijos y ver la cara de su novia lo más asthetic posible. Lo siento, es otro que más energia masculina y se muere. Me pone, que le vamos a hacer. Como persona con el libido por las nubes y que quiere morir, siempre me atraen los asexuales.

Shirabu Kenjiro: Maricón en el armario y misogino a morir. Aún dice que las chavalas tienen piojos como cuando tenía cinco años. Demiromantico. Insoportable. En verdad, este personaje me gusta eh. Se que no lo parece.

Kyotani Kentaro: Bisexual, aunque es muy demiromantico. Si no te conoce ni de broma le vas a gustar. De hecho quizá también es demisexual. Solo le importa el voley y los animales ( Iwaizumi también es un animal para Kentaro).

Komi Haruki: Anda en el espectro arromantico. Pansexual, pero todo el mundo le parece imbécil. Es porbablemente porque es un poquito narcisista, pero se autoregula bien.

Sarukui Yamato: MARICÓN rico. Puede parecer que es menos clasista que Komi, pero sin iguales en eso, pero interpeta mejor. En realidad es muy monoromantico.

Konoha Akinori: Bisexual en el armario. Se cree hetero y no le saques de ahí que cortocirquitea( para él su atracción hacía Akaashi no es real, o no cuenta, es un montaje de Komi y Sarukui para joderle). Monoromantico y monosexual.

Washio Tatsuki : Su vibra es tan masculina que me da repelus. Sexy. Le molan solo las chavalas. No le asustan los hombres pero no siente atracción y se siente incomodo cuando Komi le hace bromas sexuales.

Onaga Wataru: Boi, este hombre no se cuestiona esas cosas. Si le gusta le gusta, sino no. Mucho texto.

Anahori Shuichi: Es el clasico gay perfomatico, pero en verdad es pansexual. Lo que claro da vibras homo, así que pocas chicas se acercan con intención dé. Monoromantico a morir y se consagra al amor, así que te va a seguir sonriendo si le traicionas pero le dueles mil.

Y continuara...

[airbendertendou]

[OVER.]

everything that’s been requested so far! ♥︎

tokyo revengers

angel!kazutora + “i am handling it - my way.” vampire!kanotu mikey + “that hurt, you asshole!”  vampire!ran + “you don’t scare me.” & “you deserved better.” sleazy!bonten & slasher!reader + “i am handling it - my way.” & “not a smart idea.” vampire!izana + “you don’t scare me.” angel!draken + “this isn’t funny.” & “a joke? you think this is a joke?” slasher!sanzu + “so am i next?”  demon!draken + “you don’t scare me.” witch!senju + “still cold?” demon!senju + “let’s get you cleaned up.” witch!kazutora , witch!reader , witch!chifuyu + “do not eat that.” psychic!draken + “that’s not how it happened in my dream...” vampire!rindou + “you don’t scare me.” & “still cold?” vampire!yazuha + “do not eat that.” demon!kazutora & angel!reader + “i like your contacts.” slasher!sanzu + “is that blood?” & “try controlling that temper of yours, hm?” demon!chifuyu + “you’re not from here, are you?” zombie!smiley + “so, am i next?” reaper!hanma + “this isn’t funny.” angel!michi & demon!reader + “i can still see you.” & “you don’t scare me.” zombie!sanzu + “not a smart idea.” kantou!mikey & psychic!reader + "that's not how it happened in my dream." & "how did you get in here?" 

haikyuu

ghost!tendou + “i can still see you.” demon!kyotani & witch!reader + “control that temper of yours.” & “how did you get in here?” unrequieted!daichi & witch!reader + “i don’t want to talk about it. not tonight.” & “a joke? you think this is a joke?” android!oikawa + “getting cozy?” & “still cold?”

obey me

solomon & witch!reader + “that wasn’t human.” simeon & angel!reader + "you’re not from here, are you?" & "let's get you cleaned up."  mammon & faerie!reader + “getting cozy?” leviathan & witch!reader + “not a smart idea.” solomon & faerie!reader + "this isn't funny." & "now is not the time." satan & unknowing witch!reader + “full moon tonight.”

high&low

zombie!murayama + “do not eat that.” fujio & psychic!reader + “did you say haunted?” & “still cold?”  smokey & alien!reader + “you’re not from here, are you?” & “i can still see you.”  rocky & ghost!reader + “come home, please.” murayama & angel!reader + “try controlling that temper of yours, hm?” & “you/i deserve better/more.” platonic!hyuga & demon!reader + “let’s get you cleaned up.” sick!reader & angel!rocky + “still cold?” platonic!rocky & angel!reader + “i dont want to talk about it. not tonight.” & “let's get you cleaned up.” todoroki & ghost!reader + “you don't scare me. " & “that hurt, you asshole!"

all of us are dead

zombie!cheongsan + “you’re not from here, are you?” & “try controlling that temper of yours.” namra & psychic!reader & “that’s not how it happened in my dream...”  zombie!gyeongsu + “let’s get you cleaned up.”

alice in borderland

slasher!chishiya + “is that blood?” & “let’s get you cleaned up.”

[watmels]

Shiratorizawa’s Spy (Reflection)

I made the first panels of my comic Shiratorizawa’s Spy in January 2022 on a whim, based on doodle requests from my Instagram Story. I didn’t think it would turn into a big project that would take over a year, but I’m glad it did! To finally wrap this all up, I wanted to organize my thoughts about my experience making the series.

🌞 Highlights ━━━━

Shiratorizawa’s Spy-noff + Shiratorizawa’s Spy-noff 2

It was incredible to see art and writing that others created based on the series. I was especially wowed at how several writers were able to capture what I wanted to convey. To see it written out... it’s unreal!

Comic style

I’m really thankful that I drew/colored the initial panels roughly, because this style let me work quickly. If it was full color / rendered... I probably would have burnt out.

Crowd-sourcing ideas

Many plot points and even the character Goshiki Toshiki came from my followers 🙌🏻

Reading comments

This was sooo motivating. Knowing that I made people laugh, or that people felt conflicted because of Oikawa... It made me happy that my work could touch people like that! 🥺

🌚 Lowlights ━━━━

Lack of Seijoh bonding

I totally understand how readers would feel that Oikawa should have stayed at Shiratorizawa in the end, because most of the comic illustrated his relationships there... I should have drawn more interactions between Oikawa and the Seijoh team to build a stronger sense of belonging. I really wish I had introduced Matsukawa and Hanamaki in the beginning. And I probably could have expanded on the Seijoh captain, but I was reluctant to make decisions about that guy...

Losing track of the timeline

I had a bit of a meltdown when I realized InterHigh was quickly approaching in the storyline.

Discovering again that Oikawa has an Android phone in canon

I forgot about this and gave him an iPhone. When I found out again, I was unwilling to change it midway... I don’t stress about this that much though haha

📝 Lessons about making comics ━━━━

Plan ahead

It’s fun to make spontaneous filler episodes, but it’s important to remember the timeline! After my meltdown, I carefully planned the rest of the story. I’m glad I had an outline of each part towards the end.

Comic boxes

I initially drew a new box for each panel. Later, I changed to duplicating & rotating the same box for most panels. This saved a lot of time.

Procreate stuff

My process for making the comic was to duplicate a previous file, keep a few things (series title, some boxes, my signature) and create the new part.

I wish I knew earlier to TURN OFF THE PROCESS RECORDING! As time went on, my files loaded so slowly... eventually I realized it’s because every file was bigger than the last, with ever-increasing video info 💀 thankfully you can purge the time-lapse recordings.

Text

I came to this conclusion before SS, but still wanted to mention it. I much prefer typing text over handwriting it when creating a comic. It saves time, it’s easier to edit, and it’s more legible for readers!

And... that’s it! Shiratorizawa’s Spy is my magnum opus...

✈️ Now some personal updates ━━━━

This year I’ve been making some life changes and want to make even bigger ones. So it works out well that I was able to end Shiratorizawa’s Spy at this time. Next week, I’ll be moving into a friend’s apartment for a few months.

After that, I really hope to move internationally to South Korea for... an unknown amount of time. I am thinking about quitting my job. I’m grateful for my opportunities and experiences thus far, but I feel lost as an adult... I don’t know what I want to do except that I want to try living in another country. I had an amazing vacation in Korea last year, so I think I’ll start there. I’m really anxious because I don’t speak the language though.

I have so much to learn about personal finance, fitness, beauty, growing as a person, etc. I still want to draw and post occasionally, because art is my first love and passion 💖  but not sure about the frequency.

👋🏻 Anyway ━━━━

Was reading Shiratorizawa’s Spy fun? Like, about as fun as buying a coffee from a shop or seeing a movie in a theatre? If so, I would really appreciate a tip on Ko-Fi. How else could a comic artist make money — maybe mostly drawing through Patreon...? 🤔

Thank you for following me through all this. I hope it was interesting! 

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

Like Real People Do

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hwnWt2Q

by timewar

“Lieutenant Iwaizumi?” the thing says, flat and professional and utterly out of place in the dingy, dimlit bar.

“What’s it to you?” Hajime asks.

“Lieutenant, I’m Tooru, the android sent by CyberLife to work with the Sendai police department. You weren’t at the station, and some of your coworkers seemed to think I’d find you here.”

Hajime is not drunk enough to be having this conversation.

 Iwaoi + DBH AU featuring police lieutenant Iwaizumi and his android partner.

Words: 8175, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Daishou Suguru, Sawamura Daichi, Matsukawa Issei, Minor Characters

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Detroit: Become Human Fusion, Alternate Universe - Police, Police Officer Iwaizumi Hajime, Android Oikawa Tooru, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Android Dehumanization (Detroit: Become Human)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hwnWt2Q

[theryokawa]

ᜑ ﹙★﹚ haikyu!! fics by ship

quiero vivir en la cuidad. 🏐

┈ ⟡ iwaoi :

darlig ulv stranden — doomsday au

lavender and jazz — drummer iwa + roomie oikawa

oikawa toru’s university problems — cannibal iwaoi

you and i are just alike — android iwa gets beat up

┈ ⟡ solo:

iwaizumi hajime’s alone time — guitarist iwa

iwaizumi hajime’s day terrors — werewolf Iwa

[kamizama]

The evolution of characters I like:

(I wanted to do this bc i was looking back at edits I had saved from like 2018-now and I thought it was interesting)

Draco Malfoy (HP)

Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa THH)

Bakugo Katsuki (MHA)

Dabi (MHA)

Kurapika (HXH)

Nishinoya Yuu (Haikyu)

Oikawa Toru (Haikyu)

Miya Atsumu (Haikyu)

Diluc Ragnvindr (Genshin Impact)

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Levi Ackerman (AOT)

Armin Arlert (AOT)

Hanma Shuji (TR)

Manjiro Sano (TR)

Fushiguro Megumi (JJK)

Kazutora Hanemiya (TR)

Haitani Ran (TR)

Haruchiyo Sanzu (TR)

Arlecchino (Genshin Impact)

Lyney (Genshin Impact)

Bachira Meguru (BLK)

Mikage Reo (BLK)

Nagi Seishiro (BLK)

Alexis Ness (BLK)

Michael Kaiser (BLK)

Yuuta Okkotsu (JJK)

Vegeta (DB)

Future Trunks (DB)

Android 17/Lapis (DB)

Shin (DB)

Freiza?? (this is a new discovery) (DB)

I know im missing a lot of them but if you find any similarities or patterns pls lmk, i just think its interesting.

[uwurakax]

omg hii luv!! i just read ur newest smau and it was so cute oh em gee🫶🥹 i wanted to ask where u got ur kaomojis from? Like for oikawa and tsumus messages? Ty!!<33

hey lovely! thank you sm for enjoying it 🥹💖

these are the ones that are in the japanese keyboard for your phone (you can probably tell i have an iphone so if you have android im not 100% sure if that feature is there, but there's always ones online) xx

💖💖

[missylouh]

Hi everyone, it's my very first time writing a fanfic, and I'll really hope sone if you can check it out

I just published "☆*:.｡.Chapter 1.｡.:*☆" of my story "invisible string || oikawa t. ". https://www.wattpad.com/1370400604?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=Dreamyyymellow&wp_originator=PpvSBdP4HUHtvjeks5JmFudsxSpyeUzsrRAka%2BsWZjSxAfU848%2BTQUXr5LE%2BMa7a0KSiBN0kdOPJfNo3CvsmzFT5xaX1CheZPXEta%2BSSfInncI6OiF9HUBVySkKw3lt3

[haikyuu-imagines-and-others]

aaaaaah!!!!!!! Haikyuu AND dbh?! FUCK YES ill send you a lots of request!!!!! (Sorry if is too much just choose the ones you like

As soon as I read this request - my mind IMMEDIATELY went to comparing Ushijima with RK900 and just the idea of them being similar tickled my interest lol Thanks for requesting, love! And to anyone reading - DBH AU requests are ALWAYS open bc I have no self control and I’m a glutton for punishment ;D -Admin Satori

Android!Ushijima Wakatoshi - DBH AU

“So this is the new model for the department, huh?”

“Yes, its processors tend to run much faster and its software is less likely to be susceptible-“

“Jeezuz, Tooru, just use regular words, will you?”

“The SJ Model that I am has been upgraded to the SZ Model. It has less of a chance of becoming Deviant.”

You jumped back as the Android before you, looming over your much smaller frame, opened its eyes and met your surprised stare evenly, “Holy shit, dude! Don’t fuckin scare me like that!” You huffed, cheeks feeling warm with embarrassment - Though neither android noticed. A frown quickly took over your face as you glanced at Oikawa, “So then…. You’re obsolete?”

His light brown eyes glanced at you before looking back at the newer android who hadn’t moved since opening his eyes. “Yes. My model will soon be recalled for parts and software to be repurposed into other newer models.”

Fear shot through your body at the thought - losing your partner, your friend, only because he’d been upgraded? Never seeing Oikawa’s goofy smile, or hear his silly greetings/chastising of your actions ever again? Your frown deepened, and you rested your hand on his shoulder, catching his attention away from his successor, “I won’t let them take you, alright? So you don’t have to worry.”

He blinked back at you, eyebrows furrowing as he took in your promise - simple data running through his processors before he tilted his head, “I am an Android, Detective _______… I do not feel worry or fear for my inevitable disassembly. Perhaps you’ve grown attached to mechanical parts due to my seamless integration into your species, no?” A smug smirk had you pursing your lips and huffing in irritation. It was a programmed response, you knew - nothing out of the ordinary there. He hadn’t done or noted anything about being deviant, so why would it suddenly change with the arrival of his replacement?

Though that fear still plagued you as you stared up at the replacement. He stared right back. He seemed much more clean cut than Oikawa - not a hair out of place, every blink timed for every few seconds, not a muscle moved as the last of his updates completed their rounds. You had to forget about the fear, about losing your friend - there wasn’t any news about returning Oikawa, so you’d save that worry and panic for when they requested it. Now, it was time to bring in the new recruit.

“SZ100 - What’s your name?” He blinked back at you, uncomprehending your order until your realized your mistake. Another blush on your cheeks, you gave a sheepish smile at Oikawa’s side eye before looking back at the new android. “Sorry, Register your name, please.”

Olive eyes stared down at you, and for only a second did you feel intimidated before he spoke, “SZ100 Registering Name… My name is Ushijima. Ushijima Wakatoshi.” You frowned and the android furrowed its brow, “Is this name sufficient for my purpose?”

Crossing your arms, you sighed and tilted your head, “I mean, yeah - sure, it’ll do… But it’s a really long name… So I’m going to call you Waka.” A deeper furrowed brow appeared on Ushijima’s face, but you didn’t have time to ponder what it meant before your radio was reporting a possible burglary in place down the street. “No! Not my Chinese Takeout! Goddamit!”

Before Oikawa, or Ushijima, could do anything to stop you, to put a plan in motion, you were taking off towards the reported crime. Oikawa was right after you, deciding he better keep a close eye on you in case you ran headlong into danger. But Ushijima was the one to take longer to break into a run, his processors calculating the best possible solutions and how to attain them. Once the plan was in motion did he then start to move in the same direction as you and Oikawa.

By the time he arrived at the shop, you and Oikawa were crouched outside the front door, guns out and ready, you were whispering the plan of action to Oikawa just before the glass above you was shattered as the gunman spotted Ushijima come to a slow halt from his jog. You squeaked, Ushijima dodged easily before taking his place beside you, “Are you trying to get yourself killed on your first day, rookie?” You hissed at Ushijima, rolling your eyes before sending him a quick glare, “Now he knows we’re out here!”

“To be completely fair, Detective _______, I did not say the newer models would be mentally capable of such easy tasks.”

“Now is not the time for your ego trip, Oikawa.”

More shooting from inside the shop, and your heart leapt into your throat thinking maybe the gunman had harmed any of the patrons trapped inside. “He is currently armed, 5 bullets left in the clip, and facing this entrance of the shop. I suggest we retreat and return with a negotiator to retrieve the shooter in the most practical way possible. Less damage, less-“ But Ushijima didn’t have a chance to finish his analysis.

Nor did Oikawa have a chance to mock Ushijima’s poor policeman action skills.

For you’d already moved. Fast. You had already been crouched, so it was an easy muscle spasm of your legs to push you into the store faster than anyone had thought possible. You’d have to thank your adrenaline later for that one. The shooter hadn’t been expecting you to charge him - he hadn’t been ready for you to suddenly be in his space, blocking his knee-jerk reaction of aiming at you with your forearm while your right went for a gut punch. He bent over in surprise with your hit, but his hand reached out and roughly grabbed your wrist and yanked your gun from your hold over the counter, then again tried to aim his gun at you, pulling the trigger twice. The ringing in your ears was barely heard over the rush of adrenaline pushing you to grab his arm and slam his hand down onto the front counter, hard, a couple of times before he yelled out in pain and dropped the gun. Then it was a simple fist fight between two humans.

But you were at a disadvantage - he’d completely blown out your hearing, and you didn’t know if he had any more weapons on him. So while you did disarm his primary weapon, he was able to get two harsh punches to your stomach and jaw before you’d roughly pushed him away.

It was like everything slowed down after that. You stood before him, he before you, both guns forgotten over the counter behind you. Your body ached, ribs felt like shards of glass poking you from the inside. Your face contorted in pain, but you refused to show much more than that in means of weakness.

Then his hand started moving to the front of his pants, and your eyes widened - knowing you didn’t have enough time before he’d open fire on you with his hidden gun. You’d be killed in action.

Shots rang throughout the shop, but you weren’t hit with anything other than a large body pushing you behind the very same counter you’d paid for your lunch countless times. You opened your eyes, not remembering when you’d closed them in anticipation for the shooting pain of being hit - and were surprised at the face you were but a few inches from.

He was talking. His brow furrowed angrily. Upset at you for your reckless actions. But you couldn’t hear him - those two shots had really done a number to your hearing. Looking down, you felt in a daze as you saw yours and the burglars forgotten guns, and a brilliance filled your face to rival the sun. You quickly grabbed the androids face and pressed a hurried kiss to his lips before grabbing your gun, popping your head over the counter and shooting the secondary weapon out of the gunmans hand.

You’d kissed him.

Ushijima stayed in his crouched position. Frozen. All systems failing in his search for what the fuck had just happened. One second he’d been telling you to pull back, then you were in a fight for your life with an unpredictable assailant. Another you were about to be shot right before his eyes, then you were kissing him before taking your shot.

The events all added up, sure, but he didn’t know what to make of them as they stared him in the face.

Software Instability ^^^

This wasn’t something he’d ever experienced before in his test trials back at CyberLife. He’d never had to see that urgent message scroll across his vision as he stared ahead of him - at the space he’d pulled you in for safety. And yet there it was - mocking him. Mocking his assumed perfection.

Your face took up his vision as the text faded away, a wide smile on your lips - though it faltered for a second as you held your ribs in place with your arm, “Hey there, Partner, you doing okay? I didn’t hear the Windows shutdown music, so I’m hoping you just froze.” You patted his face with a quiet laugh, “Come on, we gotta make sure everyone is okay.”

Back in action, all systems checking out to be fine, processors running at optimal capacity - Ushijima felt as if he’d booted back up. As if he actually had frozen. As if all of his internal servers had just all caught on fire before being doused in ice cold water.

Just as you were about to walk towards the scared patrons, the gunman being taken down by Oikawa and cuffed before anything else could be damaged, a strong hold grabbed your wrist. You whirled on the touch, your fist raised, about to bring hell to whatever had dared grabbed at you. But you stopped when you met the disapproving stare of Ushijima. Instead you lowered your fist and smiled, “Waka! Jeez, you’ve had a fun first day, huh? Got to save your new partner and set a good example for Tooru over there!”

“The examples provided to me by CyberLife and the Police Department are sufficient enough, Detective ________. Thank you.”

You laughed at Oikawa’s sour tone before looking up at Ushijima’s continued glowering expression, “What’s u-“

“You’re injured.” You opened your mouth to disagree, but he didn’t give you the chance. “EMS is on scene. Medical precautions are recommended for your predicament.” He pulled you behind him by your caught wrist, and for some reason you let him. Maybe it was because you like the way he held you tight but not too tight, or maybe because your ribs were really starting to hurt you.

As you took a seat on the gurney, you grabbed his CyberLife issued jacket collar to keep him from leaving - he turned, “Wait….” You quickly looked away as he regarded you seriously, a flush of pink blooming on your cheeks as you looked down at your legs, “What…. What were you saying when you pulled me to cover? I couldn’t hear you properly…”

Ushijima searched your expression for any chance at teasing or joking around. Only a couple of hours with you and he knew not to take you completely serious 100% of the time. But this was different - the downturning of your head, the slight pout to your lips, even the way you wouldn’t completely meet his eyes as you glanced up at him - you were showing signs of being sincere. Curious and Sincere about what he had to say. He was presented a few options.

He could lie - give you an answer that would solidify your relationship to him as a tool, a machine to be disposed of after its use was satisfied.

He could tell the truth - explain his bewilderment at your reckless abandon for your own safety, that you’d sacrifice yourself for nothing but a couple of strangers lives.

Or he could say nothing. And walk away.

Nervousness suddenly shot through you, and you smiled sheepishly before waving him away, “No.. You know? Never mind! It’s fine, you don’t have to tell me… I’ll… I’ll be alright. You just go let Tooru teach you how to document and analyze the crime scene, okay?”

Software Instability ^^^

Why had you suddenly changed your mind? He only allowed himself a few seconds to research reasons a human would do something so suddenly before he turned on his heel and walked back towards the crime scene. A direct order was a direct order, no matter how insincere it seemed from the one giving them.

“Waka!”

Ushijima stiffened, and came to a complete stop at your calling him. A nickname for a tool - he wondered would you do the same for a handsaw or an ice machine. Regardless, he barely turned his head to be able to meet your gaze over his shoulder.

Your heart caught in your throat at his stare, your plea for him to stay with you or to actually tell you what he’d been yelling at you about in the store dried on your tongue. But your impulse control was shot with the excitement of today, so you smirked, “Next time we kiss, you better put some goddamn effort into it!” He didn’t react immediately, but you laughed as if you’d just told the funniest joke, “No more of that fish lips bullshit!”

He didn’t even give you a seconds notice before he continued his path towards where Oikawa was currently going over details with the human police force that had arrived. A tight feeling rose in his throat, something he’d never experienced before - something he was sure wasn’t something he should be feeling.

All his scans came back normal. Optimal speeds. Exceptional care.

Quickly brushing off the frustration of not knowing, and what you’d called after him about, he turned his full attention on the crime scene - going forth with his intended purpose.

This didn’t exactly end like you requested - but I’m going to start doing sequels and continuations of pieces that I like, regardless if it’s requested or not :) So please expect a continuation of this in the future

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@summon-the-stars @this-badass-cutie-patootie @vambaer @ninja-crows @lyra8 @rk800downloading

[yanderecrazysie]

Not me ignoring requests to work on an android Oikawa x Reader x android Iwaizumi one-shot.

Kill me.

[caffeine-addicted-idiot]

thank you, tumblr😭😭😭

[airbendertendou]

android!oikawa + “getting cozy?” & “still cold?”

a shiver wracks through you as you turn to your left once again. oikawa is standing on his charging station, eyes closed and almost peaceful looking. you let out a sigh - i wish it was that easy for me.

brown eyes flash a bright blue as they meet yours as they snap open. you jump as he catches your gaze, stepping off of his charger and walking to you. “i’ve detected a problem in your body — you’re in pain. how may i help?”

“could you, um—” you squirm in your bed. you hated asking for help — hated to order oikawa around like he was lesser than you. you chose to be nice to the androids that were starting to pop up around your city — other humans were still acting scorned and insulted the robots at any chance they could. “do you mind helping me sleep? my head hurts…”

“that’s what i’m here for.” oikawa smiles at you. he goes to kneel down, only stopping as you scoot over. patting the empty side of the bed, you watch as he settles in and makes himself at home.

“s’not all you were made for,” you smile. oikawa’s hand crawls to the base of your neck, his software allowing him to heat it up slightly as he begins to massage your headache away. you let out a sigh, “thank you.”

“it’s why i was made.” oikawa corrects himself. his free hand gathers your body, picking you up. carefully, oikawa lays you on himself so your chest is pressed against his. “you just have high empathy with inanimate objects.”

“you are not an object,” you disagree with a frown. he lets out a hum, one hand rubbing the back of your neck as the other rubs your back. “you’re my friend. and i cherish you dearly.”

he tilts his head, “that’s nice.” 

you’re almost soothed to sleep by the warmth of your android, and the whirring in his chest. it didn’t replicate a heartbeat at all, but it comforted you still. oikawa lets out a small laugh at the dreamy, languid look on your face. “getting cozy, yn? that’s good. sleep well.”

“mm... ‘s a lil chilly,” you whisper.

immediately, the robot beneath you is warmer. he’s soothing ; the perfect temperature and weight as he lulls you into unconciousness. oikawa’s lips brush against your ear, “still cold?”

“no,” you breathe. “comfy — like home. you feel like home, ‘kawa.”

androids weren’t supposed to feel — weren’t supposed to get attached. but, oh, he was. oikawa adored you. but, he kept it to himself and only tugged you closer.

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[edenhazrd]

someone needs to write an oikage dbh inspired fic i just know its gonna be so good

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

my man, my moon

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/sWhVviR

by littleguanshan

“Six million people out there-” Hajime breathes between kisses. “Six million people, do you think any of them are watching you right now pressed up against the glass? Looking so beautiful in the neon lights?"

 -

Tooru wants to see the moon. Hajime, for the time being, gives him the closest alternative. He takes the pretty android home and makes him see the stars when he spreads him out across the mattress beneath him.

Words: 3481, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of twitter threadfics

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Cyberpunk, Android Oikawa Tooru, Trans Oikawa Tooru, Explicit Sexual Content, Robot/Human Relationships, Iwaizumi Hajime (27) Robofucker, Cybernetics, All of the tech-related info in this is made up, Not Beta Read, threadfic, Ah yes my favourite haikyuu character Hooru Hoikawa, Minor Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/sWhVviR

[evercelle]

my spread for @vinculumiwaoifanzine, ft. android!Oikawa and mechanic!Iwa :> if you can’t make it out, the text on the screen readout over iwa says...

A.I. NEUROLINK: ONLINE IWA: IF YOU KEEP BUGGING ME IWA: I’M GONNA REWIRE YOUR OPTICS CROSSEYED PERMANENTLY OI: EH!!!! IWA-CHAN, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY DEFENSELESS BODY!! O_O OI: I’M REPORTING YOU TO THE FEDS IWA: DARE YOU TO TRY LOL OI: -_- WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU IWA: I ASK MYSELF THAT EVERYDAY OI: WORST MECHANIC OI: JK DONT MESS ME UP <3