#Android Error

[shadowspronouns]

it’s @teamdarkweek yay every body clap !!! day 1: fire/warning (3 days late oops) android shadow malfunctioning ! good thing his teammates r normal and competent and can absoluytely be trusted in high stress situations

textless + no bg under cut :}

[fabuloustrash05]

Some of my Dragon Ball headcanons <3

[lorenzonuti]

Malware detected.

[spicycinnabun]

Oooh some 🤖 beep boop or 🧁 bakery would be amazing!

(@ambernotember)

beep boop! 🤖💙

“I’m sorry your g-girlfriend couldn’t make it,” EB said. He was sitting in the booth beside Tommy, close enough that their arms were brushing.

(Sal had actually been in that spot until EB had stared him down, LED flaring red, forcing him to move without uttering a word, much to Sal's amusement. “He's got a meaner stink eye than my sisters.”)

Tommy tried not to cringe. Girlfriend. Sometimes, it felt like he’d never left high school. He sighed, long and slow. “It’s fine.”

He should have denied it. His lie was starting to spin out of control, but he was all too aware of Sal and Bailey across from them.

EB’s LED turned yellow, his expression softening. He squeezed Tommy's shoulder. His hand was warm, lifelike. He could crush Tommy's arm in one snap, but he'd never been anything but gentle. “I'm sure she'll come next time,” he said. “She—she seems very special to you.”

Tommy’s throat constricted. Fuck, he hated this. He must’ve sounded disappointed instead of dead exhausted.

Anderson returned to the table with their drinks, and EB let go of him. Tommy wished he hadn't.

“Can androids get drunk?” Bailey asked as Anderson passed EB a blue beer.

It just looked like carbonated Thirium, but there must've been something special in it, too, because EB seemed very curious.

“Not in that exact sense,” EB answered, inspecting the bottle, “but this will alter how my central processing unit functions if I consume enough.”

“In a fun way, right?” Anderson asked.

EB smiled. “Based on the data I've examined and the visual evidence here, yes, I-I believe so.”

Tommy looked around. The other androids in the bar did seem to be having a good time. A few of them were even doing karaoke. A BL100 and a woman were kissing affectionately on a pair of barstools, which EB also seemed fascinated by, before he bashfully tore his gaze away.

EB tilted the bottle for a sip, analyzing the blue beer on his tongue. After a moment of silence, he let out a delighted chirrup. He licked his lips and then emitted another.

Tommy had never heard that from him before.

And clearly, neither had any of the guys, because they hooted with laughter.

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[lethality-of-dual-strike]

oh no I’ve lost control of my life

[utdr-stimming]

Connor (Detroit: Become Human) stim board!!!

Okay. I know this is the most self indulgent thing I've ever done but you all have to forgive me because this stupid man takes up like 50% of my brain right now. Guys play Detroit please.

Since this isn't a UTDR related stim board I'll post another board today that is UTDR ❤️

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[benotafraid111]

[dexaroth]

@l1gun sydney will be real in 10 minutes

[bluebunnysart]

I did some Papercraft today 'cuz I saw someone else's Papercraft Miku and Teto and immediately wanted my own Negidrill to have on my desk at all times.

Link for Miku template

Link for Teto template

I didn't know a Neru one existed until AFTER I left the library (printed them out there 'cuz my at-home printer sucks) so I think I'll try to make Neru sometime to complete Triple Baka.

Link for Neru template (and many others)

THIS tutorial was super helpful for making Miku but Teto didn't have one. Therefore I messed up her drills a little at first but I'm just glad that she's complete and not a disaster, hahaha. xD

This is my first time making Papercraft characters and it's fun. Unfortunately Miku and Teto's heads easily fall off so there's no way I can do stop motion animation with them or anything or move them around too much, but I enjoyed this. They're cute. ^^

Their arms being outstretched like that was a total accident and how the paper itself wanted to bend, so I took the opportunity to make them touch hands lmao. They probably can't get any closer than that without dying (their heads falling off) though LOL. Idk what else to pose them doing but they'll definitely chill on my desk full-time I think.

Btw Mesmerizer Papercraft definitely exists and I even saw "Who Knows" Teto, and someone also made SV Teto. So if I'm motivated I might print those out and build them too. ^^ (You should try it. It takes like an hour or more per character and after the first time, it's straightforward to do.)

[teatime-tangents-and-toys]

Go on, Tumblr for Android. I know you want to slap a community label on this normal photo of a normal pencil.

[marezablr]

future son gohan playlist

for when you can't save the world, but you can buy time for the ones who will

bonus: @evenmorekays's no chances future gohan fanvid because it's The future gohan song

[lorenzonuti]

Field of vision compromised.

[idol--hands]

Lore switching from Borg to Klingon…

Is that considered an upgrade?

[whereismaradysprosium]

101124

validation upgrade

[benotafraid111]

[helltechnicality]

@downspirals + detroit starter (rain)

it is hard not to think about his past. about the various androids that he helped cyberlife reset back to their factory programming. while most now have forgiven him since he too was under their control he finds he must constantly be on guard. just encase someone takes his current work helping deviant androids with their crimes as an affront. charles tended to protect him in that regard but that didn't mean some who resided with them in jericho felt he deserved to be there.

he has some friends however. those who, like him, feel outcasted even in the throes of the brewing rebellion. he sits next to her on the edge of the barge that they now call home. " if you require a listening ear i've been told i can provide that service. not to the same quality as charles but i can endeavour to try. "