#Anesthesia was the creepypasta

[snuffbomb-awareness]

Got a DM asking who Nadzarki was.

Lemme just say that question alone is a good sign. Never let this person try to wiggle back to any fandom. To OVERLY under play what this did. -Used their brother's DA account to at first just try and boost their popularity. See example's below. (First picture on top Left featuring Jason, Jason was getting very popular so she 100% took advantage of this and made that "New age of Pasta" all under this old Davink account.)

-She begun catfishing on said brothers account. Such things as Jasdavink "All the girls in my school stalk me, its so bad I even have fanfictions written by them on wattpad." "he" legit showed a screenshot of what we now know as a celeberty from their part of the world. -Nadzarki once threated this (keep in mind they are all sock puppet accounts too) one fangirl who was an embodiment of a meangirl leader, that she would "drive the 2 hours away to see Jasdavink and keep him safe." Thus stating they didn't know one another or were related when in fact the account she hijacked from her brother...well was her brothers. -CandyPout, another catchfish account. First made to act like she was this defensive fangirl from Japan (not the same country as Nadz and Jasink) who eventually was shipped between each other. Again BROTHERS ACCOUNT. (there was also a rumor by the people investigating that Candy was also the nickname for her little sister so gross.) -Nadzarki Game ends the Candypout account, after Jasink account falls in love with a none sock puppet account. Claims that Candypout had cancer and that she passed away. a note her friends send to Jasink account which then gets shared by the other effected people.

-Jasink account starts dating someone, and to keep this simple to a extreme degree. This account once used to just get Nadzarki popular was now a FULL CATFISH! Started Dating a person who I will keep unnamed as they've been through a lot already, so gaslight, gatekeep, and abuse was on full swing. Nadzarki Legit start getting feelings for this person and even (using Jasink account) asked people what to do about "Nadzarki's feelings toward my GF" This all changed thanks to THE EVENT: -Nadzarki Almost gets caught using Jasink account (now named Davink) with how similar the artstyles are. SUDDENLY 15 minutes later Davink died. Another catfish account KOd off, but now it dragged the whole community at the time. Talking about the big creators too like ghostfacenikol, Bleedingheartworks, Ivydarkrose, etc . His death had SUCH a huge inpat that, one as you can imagine someone in love, the person dating this catfish was so distort over the sudden news they nearly game ended themselves over the heartbreak. (This is why catfishing can be so so so Deadly)

So Now you have the fandom mourning this young creator (did I mention these catfishes were 14-16 years old, being done by a 20 year old woman at the time. ) With this mourning you can even seeing artwork dedicated to this young teen. -Nadzarki no longer had the catfish accounts, You'd think she'd stop but NOPE!!!! MADE TWO NEW ACCOUNTS!!! TO PRETEND TO.BE.JAPINK. IRL FREINDS. Used this accounts to "help" Jasink's lover mourn through this. ONE of these accounts slowly started saying possessive and s*xually hassassing things to this grieving person (this over the course of months, but still disturbing) And that is where Nadzarki would then fake bad events so much so that, that people were catching on (except the major victims, such as the ex catfish lover and the too nice for their own good, creators.) And of course, she was called out. To why we know all this. SO YES! PLEASE NEVER CATFISH. TLDR: Nadzarki= Creepshowart of the Creepypasta community. Nearly got others game ended with the faked catfishes, and emotionally, mentally, and s*xually abused others through those sock puppet accounts.

[sleepyboywrites]

Hey there, do you wanna do yandere headcannons for the creepypasta characters? (Specifically Trans or Cis Male Reader) whichever once you want, I did it with the TF2 characters and it was tons of fun

Hey! I hope it's okay if I just do an in general Male Reader because I don't like to use specifics unless it's necessary, like for trans/cis exclusive experiences ie: dysphoria/euphoria, overly descriptive nsfw if I ever end up doing something like that, and/or things like periods which cis men don't experience to allow more people to relate. In short I just don't want any male readers to feel excluded if it's not an exclusive experience if that makes any sense.

Also I apologize for not posting in a bit and taking so long to respond to this turns out I have too many thoughts about this particular prompt actually so this will probably turn into individual series/posts after this one

Yandere! Creepypasta x Male!Reader.

Tw: yandere behaviors kidnapping, murder, physical or psychological abuse, slightly spicy? for a couple Idk, it's nothing descriptive just mentions of a perverted mind and could possibly be interpreted in that way

Eyeless Jack

• obsession obsession obsession. Beastlike has things he stole from you in a nest. Kills people who interact with you. Almost wolf-like if I had to put a fine point to it.

• At first it's just people who were mean to you, hurt you, or made you feel badly about yourself because surely a boy like yourself would praise him for being so helpful to you, right?

• Then it's anyone who gets too close or appears to like you romantically.

• Then it's anyone you spend too much time with which interferes with time meant for him.

• He's delusional, but in the practical sense.

• Think, "I'm doing this to protect him" , "Those people would hurt him eventually", "He's not safe on his own, he needs me to look over him." "The outside world will tear him apart."

• Stalks you 24/7. You are never without eyes on you but you also don't have a clue he's watching at first.

• After all he only steals things you haven't worn in months or you could chock up to misplacing.

• And he's a hunter so he specializes in stalking whether for food or in personal matters.

• You won't know he's there until it's too late.

• He'll make his move to kidnap you once you've essentially isolated yourself out of fear to those around you dying. He'll treat you gently during his kidnapping.

• Using his medical knowledge he'd give you anesthesia as you sleep and take you home.

• May remove an organ or two as souvenirs, treats if you will to add to his nest.

• Once you are in his possession he will add you to his nest and you'll wake up pressed firmly into his chest as he mumbles incoherently.

•If you ever try to leave he will make you pliant in anyway he can think of. He's not above physically harming you if that makes it so you can't leave him. He worked so hard to retrieve his mate and he won't lose you even if he has to hurt you or you end up hating him but you will stay.

Ben Drowned

• A lot like EJ he's also always watching difference is you are always overly aware of his presence.

• He wants you to know that he's watching. He wants you to interact with him. Even if that interaction is you yelling at him and begging him to leave you alone.

• He is 100% playing some sort of sick game with you that he knows you'll lose. Think you'll develop Stockholm syndrome before he even kidnaps you.

• If he ever leaves you alone for a few days you'd find yourself missing the teasing remarks and add ons normally added as you went about your day.

• All due to his tendency to drive people insane of which you are not immune but the trail of your insanity leading directly to his arms.

• He knows this and is overly cocky about it both to your face and to others. Think, "oh poor you, you love me, what an unfortunate situation." To your face the first time you fall asleep around him with a stupid sick grin or "I'm going to kill you and he's going to come to me for comfort and protection when he finds out." when talking to someone he's deemed bad for you.

• He wouldn't go on a murder spree without a trigger but then like Jack that'll devolve into killing anyone he disapproves of which is everyone else.

• He has a general distaste and distrust of people due to the nature of his creation and will find an excuse to kill anyone around you should his murderous intent be triggered which can happen in three different ways you're constantly distraught by someone, you start ignoring him to be around someone else, or you've failed to keep him entertained so he needed a more entertaining situation.

• Possesive with a capital P, if he does not know your precise location or have you within arms reach at any given moment he will lose it.

• Clingy but veiled with indifference. He'll act as if he doesn't care but insist on keeping some kind of contact at all times. Once he physically has you this would be physical contact and before hand just following you everywhere saying he doesn't have anything better to do.

• Will use psychological and emotionally harmful methods to keep you in line if you ever try to reject him or his advances but claims won't hurt you physically in anyway.

• His vice grip on you reveals otherwise though. Enough so to encourage you to go along with him.

Laughing Jack

• I feel he'd court you in cat-like ways. If you've been in his box more extravagant shows with him as the lead, carrying you around places. (Being weary to let you leave until he eventually stops letting you leave.

•Leaving you gifts that go from sweet to scary really fast. Think your favorite treats and then your loved ones' hearts carved from their chests so you never have to leave him again.

• He's the king of being delulu and reacts poorly to ungratefulness so do try your best not to scream or hit him when instead of cotton candy he has a loved one's head on a stick.

• You can try to gently coerce him to stop killing your loved ones in order to isolate you and making you stay forever/to let you go. But he'll say "you're being silly" and "here is where you belong you goofball of a boy. " covered in your loved ones blood as he ruffles your hair.

•The accidentally kill you for being ungrateful/not accept him and keep your corpse like your still alive type.

•Keep it lighthearted and the Jester is your friend. If you don't and mention troubles he'll fix them violently.

• Is constantly coddling and cuddling you.

• Since he was once a guardian angel and he believes his murdering of ungrateful children is God's work, he sees you as a present for all his good work.

• Like a child being gifted a puppy on Christmas.

• Bone crushing hugs and grips that bruise your skin and make it so it hurts to move but he acts like he didn't mean to and gets moody if you push him away or say he's hurting you.

• It's an act though, he likes seeing you squirm in pain and the expressions you make trying not to cry when he holds you.

• He thinks it's cute. He thinks you're cute when you're in pain.

• On a lighter note, he 100% is the type of clingy to hold your sleeve going places or to poke you (mostly) lightly in order to get your attention.

Homicidal Liu

•The softest in this lineup.

• I believe the term is dormant Yandere? Yeah. It is, because you wouldn't guess something is off until something starts getting between the two of you.

• You remind him of before his traumas, whether that be you look like someone who was kind to him before or upon first meeting you were genuine, honest, and kind. You make him feel safe and calm or as calm as Sully gets and he's never letting you leave him.

• He'd incorporate himself into your life truly getting close to you. Like this is months if not years long in the making. He becomes the closest person to you in your inner circle and you're the same for him. He plays the long game.

• You guys live together and you probably already like him the same way he likes you but both of you are too awkward to talk about it and Sully has been forbidden to say anything or Liu threatened to take his meds. Or you guys are in a long-term committed relationship already.

• Protective, possessive, and obsessive but fairly level headed. He is aware of the reality of the situation. Ie: his possessiveness is giving you his clothes and repetitive thoughts of "mine" during times of physical contact or seeing you in his clothes and needing texts or where you are, why you left, and when you plan on being back as well as if anything changes. He obsesses over your likes, dislikes, mannerisms, emotional cues, and interests so he essentially knows you even better than you do. Protective being watching over you as you sleep in situations where it's acceptable to do so and setting up security systems for the house.

•More likely to grab your arm or hug your knees and sob "please don't leave me" than he is to ever hurt you. The most agressive he gets is when Sully is fronting but even then the likelihood of him hurting you above holding you a bit too tight is 5% and reserved for extremely specific occasions which virtually don't happen. Ie: you find out he's a murderer and react too poorly in a way he didn't expect, you leave him cold turkey, you treat him poorly

• Clingy always needs some kind of contact most of the time this equates to holding hands/pinkies in public and ensuring the two of you are essentially attached at the hip. Though because he's entered your inner circle you just think it's because you two are close and that's the product of your closeness.

• His hunting turns into stalking and killing those who've been bugging you and you've talked poorly about whenever he feels his bloodlust bubbling over.

•'Cause if he kills people you've said that you wished would die or that you hate you'll be able to forgive or even praise him right?

• Unlikely to kidnap you unless he gets caught/found out then he'll probably relocate the two of you but he'd rather talk to you about it beforehand so it'd be a last minute emergency type thing. Or if you spend too much time away from him.

Jeff the Killer

• Doesn't play games of any kind. He'll observe you just long enough to learn about you, your schedule, who all knows you, and how frequently they check in. Then he'll remove obstacles and he'll just just take you.

• Impatient and the shortest fuse known to man.

• He's not afraid to hurt you in fact he enjoys it so the more perverted side of him wants you to push him and his expectations.

• The chain you up in a basement type

•He'll kill anyone involved with your life so when you beg him to let you go with tears in your eyes saying you have people waiting for you he can tell you with certainty that you don't. Not anymore. Laughing as he tells you and stroking/tugging at your hair.

• Degrading and mean to the point where you can't tell if he hates you or not. Uses pet names in a derogatory way as well.

• Pretty distant and cold even after you warm up to him and he lets you wander around a contained and highly surveillanced area, though it's probably just the torture basement he chained you up in to begin with.

•Most affection you'd get is a pat on the head or shoulder.

•Any other form of affection wouldn't really feel like affection.

•Wants to break you into a mindless doll essentially for him to love, use, and abuse. But the breaking you into it is very important to him.

• Will torture you severely for any mishap.

•The only way you can tell he's attracted to you beyond physically, is if he goes too far with the torture, when he's patching you up, or when he brings you something you like/he likes.

•Though he talks to you sweetly sometimes after you pass out and/or are slipping into unconsciousness. "You were made for me, sweet boy." "So good for me." It wigs you out though.

•you will feel like you live on eggshells as try your best to accommodate to him.

• you are most likely to go insane and learn to crave his mistreatment.

Ticci-Toby

• Delusional. He is convinced you and him are in love and have the white picket fence dream. Complete with a German Shepherd and two adopted kids.

• And because of the way his brain is scrambled once he starts thinking about you regularly he can no longer tell what really happened or what was a daydream.

• Hopefully he has a good enough grip on reality to have actually interacted with you before his delusions convince him that you need to be with him at all times and he kidnaps you.

• 'Cause if not he's going to be really confused as to why his boyfriend who told him this is what he wanted is freaking out to the point of needing restrained. You'll hurt his feelings and he'll probably successfully gaslight you into believing his delusions himself.

• Also the lock you up type but more in the paranoid of others stealing you from him way, so if it's not together you aren't going.

• Like Jeff he allows you to roam around a highly surveillanced and locked up area but unlike Jeff it's an actual house and not a basement.

• He will hole up with you for weeks until duty calls or the house runs out of supplies

• Very "I love him I love him I love him I love him" coded and needs you to be just as enthusiastic.

•The hurt you on accident and profusely apologize immediately after but loves how you look when you cry and tremble as he patches you up type.

• Think someone telling him something that insinuated his affections towards you didn't count so he grabs your arm and squeezes it as you try walking away, asking "Toby... you're hurting me." He says wide-eyed struggling for only a moment as his kidnapper/partner tightens his grip with steel cold eyes. "Tell me it counts. It counted right?" (may or may not be my first ex-core as in my experience based)

•He feels really guilty about it too and periodically he will be crying into your lap forcing you to comfort him after an outburst because he feels just like his dad and he hates it.

Tim/Masky

• Much like Homicidal Liu and Hoodie he is actively incorporating you into his life. Difference is he's trying to manipulate you into thinking he's the only one you can trust.

• Uses the White Knight Method, which in case you're unfamiliar is a highly efficient manipulation technique in which they solve your problems while unbeknownst to you being the source of said problems until you become obsessed with or fall in love with the "knight" protecting you.

• If you feel like someone is watching you, he's toying with you. In fact he'll probably show up shortly after from the opposite direction of where you think watching is coming from and ask you if you're okay. Revelling in the look of fear on your face as you gush to him about what's bothering you and promising to protect you as he walks you home.

•He'll sabotage your relationships by making you think that they're the ones who've been leaving disturbing gifts on your doorstep/trying to hurt you.

• It's very much so a game to him and you're the prize.

• He's the type to want to see every emotion you have to offer.

• He's also the likes when you smile and likes when you cry more type

• But his need for you to need him and seek him out basically nukes the previous headcannon and makes it so he settles for comforting you when as far as you know something/someone else made you cry.

•Essentially by the time he's done with you, you'd beg to never leave his side, for him to keep you close and keep you safe but you don't have to because that's right where he wants you.

Brian/Hoodie

• Stalker alert! He's watching you sleep and following you everywhere

•Also uses the White Knight method but he uses what would have been a one time scary occurrence and uses that occurrence as a scapegoat to make more situations/scenarios which isolate you and bring you closer to him.

• In fact, his protection is a gateway to you, his foot in the door.

•It starts with him stepping in when things get scary then you see him somewhere you frequent and you talk to him or he talks to you and numbers are exchanged.

• After of which you are his clearly. Obviously, you just don't know it yet.

• Then he starts staging more scary, making your loved ones hurt you/turn on you/are the culprit in a scary situation until he's all you have. Until you need him.

• Mans has hidden cameras all over your house.

•You know where most of them are after all it was his idea, he said it was for your protection. What you didn't account for is all the hidden cameras in the gifts he's got you.

• He's the quiet, doting, infantilizing type.

• As in he genuinely believes you are too small, weak, and pure to know any of his intentions and he treats you as if you have no clue about anything always. Babies you constantly at a gradually increasing weight until it's suffocating.

• He wants to lock you up and protect you.

• Gaslighting king, if you catch on or try to leave him he will gaslight you into staying.

• Think "Baby boy what are you even talking about everything I've done was for your protection and your protection alone. There's no secret cameras you don't know about you're being silly." Or "Sweet boy, I've never done anything you didn't want or need. I'm very intuned to your needs and you need me. You need to be protected, you aren't safe unless I'm near."

• So genuinely and heartfeltly said that you'd clearly be the bad guy for even thinking like that and with how deep he has you you'd believe him too.

[rainbowgod666]

Sonic.exe: (drunk as shit) an' uh- you... y... uuuhhh... honestly? Your girl isss... rreeEALLYy cool actshtually... (demoman noises) aa- at leasth you donth av to let a one offf phrase thefine yu...

SCP-166 Epon: (showing off her eìre goddess side) y- yuyeaahhh... thscanks for teaching her about... th-uuuhh thE SECOND AMENDMENT (she- did she fucking down half a pint of hard liquor like th- IS THAT IN THE "APOCALYPSE KNIGHT" CODE?) WOOOOOOOOOO! thiss... thissum gus shite i tellyahwat...- anyway ye t- think its hardd? Boi lemme tell ye, im suppos' ta be the Foundation's WAIFU! And thossshshshsheee...ff... fUCKs go after... (sighs) the fuckin' furrybait shy girll

Sonic.exe: prEaCh girl, thats... thatsh whut ye learned from whenyou uh... l-lived in a c...hurch

Epon: y-yuh cause like... me father's alto cLef yknow??? He focken döömped me thaer! Me name meansh fucken MEESTÆK in HEBREw! Like???

Sonic.exe: at leASt yer creatorshnot a fuken EDGELORD! HAAAAA

(They both drown the cringe in alcohol)

Herobrine: the top sniper of the Creepypasta Unit and the Second Knight of the Apocalypse everyone. (Disappointment intensifies)

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Tumblr furry: hang on, i get to stay AWAKE and it still counts as anesthesia?

Aubergine Man: its some SCP shit but its actually harmless (turns on red lightsaber) anyway, you said you wanted to transition?

Tumblr furry: yes pls i need the gender euphoria

Aubergine Man: Based.

Aubergine Man: also you get a free blåhaj after gender-affirming surgery and you get three months of hormones free of charge, but then you need a renewal service and depending on the fandom the price can change-

Gaster (from the storage room): afton PLEASE dont advertise during sURGERY

Orochimaru, all the way from the office: yeah! Its annoying!

Aubergine Man William Afton: ah whatever, anyway time for some personalized genital moddding :D

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Eric: so... uuhhh

Kyle: no, i wont tell anybody WHAT you used as the generator for dickinbaus

Butters: you promise?

Kyle: considering that i just saw 30 SCPs taped toghether to generate infinite energy from a taco-bell induced diharrea attack from cartman, yeah

Eric: good.

Eric: so... (looms at butter) you wanna do a nuclear warcrime? I want to staple a nuclear reactor to the dickinbaus

Butters: yeah! Nuclear energy!!!

Kyle: what the fuck is wrong with you two

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Pomni: what is this... white space?

Ink: welcome to the anti-void

Uncle grandpa: its basically an infinite canvas at the bottom of the undertale multiverse.

Dr.bright: its also a physical version of the Noosphere

Pomni:... a- (spontaneous combustion)

I fucking told y'all

(All the charachters that ever canonically knew or had access to a "white space" like the undertale anti-void/uncle grandpa "intermission space" proceed to nod, agree, and talk about how such a simple concept is THIS complex apparently)

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MONIST-1 RA: when i discovered that "Deimos" is also the name of a Madcom Charahcter i... genuinely liked this rock even more

Metat Aun: some people compare me to a scene of an extremely ancient cradle film... "2001 space odissey"... whatever tf that means

P.O.L.L.V.X.: a pilot canonically "pacified" me by having yaoi seggs with me

(Everyone embarassed)

Lancer!Alex (callsign ALPHA): (face bursts from pavement like he got shot from a basement or shit) and i would do it agaaain~

(All NHPs are now currently screaming in abject fear at the UwU NHP-Fucker pilot)

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Collector: why are we in ukraine?

Sonic.exe: i wanna teach you how to use a sniper rifle by killing some REALLY bad russian generals

Collector:... considering my lore, i would like you to define "bad"

Sonic.exe: the one we're "hunting" rn? He kills 10% of his squad every time they lose. And they lose A LOT.

Collector:...

Sonic.exe: were using Alex's "special ammo". This one is .65 BMG, Telekill/Depleted Uranium anti-tank DARPA. And theyre encased in fucking NuclearCraft Extreme Alloy. Because the powder used is so reactive it makes caesium and water look like a fart in a kids cartoon.

Collector:... (realizes that theyre basically launching nukes out of a customized-af barrett) what the fuck is Alex ON when he does these things???

Sonic.exe: the autistic spectrum

Collector: oh yeah right

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(48??u or something idk)

Xian Xiaoli: i need a melee weapon but all i have is the pieces to make a shotgun the size of a Barbarossa!

RA, from a busted radio: then do it?

Xian: how???

RA: let me use my Funny OP-plz-nerf Paracasualty Powers

Xian Xiaoli: (MONIST-1 RA enlightened noises)

Xian Xiaoli: (shudders) whOOH! That actually felt kinda good... thanks!

RA: any day girl!

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Shinji: just so you know, i figured that you didnt wanna do this to "save humanity"

Kaworu: how did you know?

Shinji: Kaworu, we have been lovely breeding each other for 6 hours straight. Its 2 AM and were naked under the covers while we cant feel our S H L O N G S anymore, this is TOO gay to be a "world-saving effort", and honestly?

Shinji, fully embracing kaworu: i wouldnt have any other way ❤️

(They then kept being lovebirds throughout the entire night. Rei was the only one who knew about this but shes based enough that when Asuka asked her she roundhouse kicked her into the wall) (because rei is THUG LIFE BAYBEEEE)

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SCP-096: wait, WHAT

Umbral: yeah, my name is like this because he thought "Number 96" sounded dumb. And one day he goes "actually when I watched the anime i never figured out your name" SO NOW HERE WE ARE!

096: at least its a good name...?

Umbral: THATS THE ONLY UPSIDE-

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Betê Noire betty: please tell me you're joking.

Bright: yep. Were now Alex's OCs because our creatore were associate with Predators

Betty: what

Bright: yeah hes like that

Betty: ALEX IS "LIKE THAT"? HE PHYSICALLY WANTS PEDERASTY TO REMAIN A THING OF THE GREEKS AND NOT A CRIME. Which would be good... IF HE DIDNT WANNA ANTIMEMETICS HUB IT OUT OF THE HUMAN PSYCHE

Bright: yep. He has good intentions, but sonetimes the way he goes about them are... excessively violent.

Betty: and he excuses his mistakes with autism?

Bright: only when its ACTUALLY the autism

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Hank: no you dont get it- Rye is the girlfriend, and Chelsea is the emoticona support pillow

Chelsea: exactly

Rye: (whispers to chelsea) wait so we take turns?

Chelsea: (whispers back) yeah girl, i got the assets but you got the wholesome

Rye: (whispering) aww tysm

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Hunter: honestly nice UNO win there, anyways why are we in your room and what did you mean by "taking your rewar-"

Willow: (stretches Vine like whip)

Hunter: (blushing HARD) oh shit-

(30 mins later, in the living room)

The collector: (staring right at Luz and Amity with the eyes of somebody that is 👌 this close to SNAPPING.) this is what i hear every fucking time i just wanna play pokemon in PEACE, and you two decide to give more material to the "next generation" part of our fandom.

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Monika: ok no seriously Alex, your mom is right- YOU CANT BUY MORE YUGIOH DUDE STAHP

Need content for unboxing. ( ◕_◕)

Monika: (mental breakdown) why are you like this

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Bright: i still feel you did something REALLY stupid

Clef: RE-LAAAAAX. Alex is a literal eigenweapon but he has a moral compass, hes gonna go there and do the job

Shaw: clef. You basically unleashed the only thing that can kill 682 (and then ressurrect it for "natural order" bullshit) on a small CI platoon that managed to get SCP-882.

Shaw: you sent a nuclear bomb eater to recover a nuclear bomb from nuclear thieves

Clef: (realizes that he is gonna be the reason the Veil is gonna be used as a hanging rope for the CI) fuck.

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Epon: why does my "knight" form... excite you so much

Sìgurros: girl, look me in the eyes and TELL me that "fiery war goddes of bare-handed murder with toned abs and large bazonkas" isnt peak waifu

Epon: (teary-eyed from the compliment) t...thank youuuu 🥺

Sìgurrós: exactly :3

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Benjamin kirby Tennyson: i feel like i am forgetting something important

Rex salazar: well you know how the reference goes

Daniel Fenton: if you forgot then it wasnt important!

Ben: u guys are right :3 its probably nothing

(Meanwhile, a few trilion lightyears from earth...)

Alex (Gear5): Ğømü ģòmų ñô...

Divinity: WAIT PLEASE NO-

Alex (Gear5): MÜŁŤÏVĘŘŚÉ ĞÂŤĻĪŃĞ!

Divinity: (cant speak on account of getting fisted from across every fandom ever at once)

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Belos: what.

Luz: yeah so... Alex is about to kill us all

Alex (Gear5) Alex-ULTIMATE FORM : GOMU GOMU NO-

Collector: and its all your fault

Amity: and YOU wanted to join forces with him

Odalia: yeah i know dear daughter, i mean- you get a girlfriend that is a human with less manners than a wild animal? Eh i can survive that. The literal emperor of the boiling isles being not only ugly, misoginistic and bigoted, but also a massive idiot? Oh titan NOPE

Hunter: yeah... considering what he did until now, if i knew he was THIS stupid i would have defected the instant i saw someone else even remotely smart

Alex-ULTIMATE FORM:

DIGAMMA METEOR!

Eda: congratulations, youre a failure

Belos:what-

(And then everyone died in a gigantic HBM mod themed explosion because yes.) (AND there was epic music behind it because here in italy we use sick beats as condiment for explosions)

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Herobrine: between Entity303 using all our internet connection for yaoi, and SCP-4335 basically being kirby but with even less braincells?

Herobrine: better than the screming italians and their constant overkillage anyway

Bill: the what

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Scunt player: what... ARE you?

Alex, omnitrix transformation 250 "team fortress" version SCOUT ultimate form cyberpsychosis scout: im... your upgrade?

Scunt player: that explains the green

Cyberpsychosis scout: those are a ben 10 reference

The entire fucking server: (peeks to see whats happening) what.

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Jax: you know, i get that i need to be nicer to others...

Jax: but INFINITE OVER-THE-TOP ULTRAVIOLENT TORTURING IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

Talloran: BOO! GROW A PAIR!

Jax: (crying in existential pain)

Lmao get rekt

Pomni:... why do i feel satisfied looking at this

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Pomni: i want to kill.

Caine: what

Pomni: (looks right at caine) you will be the last one to see this place die.

Caine: what???

Ragatha: (blushing) woah uh-

Pomni: (points to ragatha) you shall reign over the aftermath of my fury.

Ragatha:... thats actually kinda hot ngl

Caine: WHAT THE-

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049: im sorry what

1048: ok look we get it sounds weird but-

2295: we want to build an EVA unit!

049: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME-

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(Downtime action "Go Diving", gain result 6)

ALPHA: what the fu-

SCP-035: so uhm... if you ever need to know, SCP stuff is compatible with this setting but uuuuhhh... NOT the other way around!

ALPHA: i have questions and that wasnt one of them

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Chara: why does the fnaf movie have a scene where a child does MY "eyes bleeding void" thing?

G. Freddy: in that film im the 「stand」 of a little girl and matpat is there to do the "just a theory" line. Dont ask wtf were the producers smoking

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Sonic.exe after hearing about the "pissing on the moon" incident: yeah sure, like eggman actually DID that...

(A few hours later)

Sonic.exe: (traumatized)

Sonic: we told you.

Shadow: seriously, he was drunk, what did you expect.

Sonic.exe: (broken innocence noises)

Tails: is he gonna have that thousand-yard stare for long? I need somebody to debug a program...

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Baby: i excuse the glorified dress-up but i draw the line at tHIS

Afton: (doing the California Girls meme as a mass of wires in the Vanny costume... all while the "proportions" are "exaggerated") this is how its fucken done :>

Gregory: really. THIS is the villain of the series?

Baby: the film removed all the nuance dear

Gregory: sick claw tho

Baby: ty

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Cyana: (looks around)

Cyana:

Cyana:.

Cyana:..

Cyana:...

Cyana: where the fuck am i.

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Susie: kris where the fuck are we

Kris: this is the chernobyl reactor in 1989, we are here because Towa from DBXV wants to stop Boris The Slav Superstar to crawl out of Reactor 4

Susie: oh yeah, side gig at the dragonball time patrol, i remember

Kris: you need some Omega-3 girl

Susie: where the fuck do i find all that fish tho?

Kris: do i LOOK like i would know?

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Herobrine: ma dici che qualcuno ci fa caso che noi due (come tutti) sappiamo l'italiano

Sans: seeeeeeeeh come se qualcuno ci facesse caso

Herobrine: la "libreria" a snowdin si chiama "librerbia".

Sans: ...senti un pò blockman-

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Alex: im 70% sure this is normal

Cross: Alex, Xgaster is getting springlocked

Alex: yeah thats what i said

Xgaster: (suffering for his fandom crimes in an excessively graphic way)

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Astolfo: being in the testosterone squad is actually really based

(postal dude does a terrorism)

Astolfo: i mean, the only reason im here is that all my testosterone went in my Monster Can and im also pretty sure its also a health problem for future me but hey i get to be the sniper because i have the lowest T of all the squad

Astolfo: (another Gmod explosion in the background) which is probably ANOTHER health hazard. but Duke smokes literal kilos of cigars a day, Postal dude heals using crack, and im pretty sure Slayer is like, 1% Biologically Human so im... probably fine!

Astolfo: we get full health benefits (not just dental) and we kill people as the most masculine team ever, so we're not getting bored anytime soon

(another fucking explosion but this time its CLOSER???) (boi wut dhehel boi)

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Cimmerian: i have no idea WHY am i able to kill Alex by telling him hes wrong.

Cimmerian: and at this point? im not fucking asking.

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Frisk: wait, how did we end up like this?

Betty: see, the thing is, Alex rewrote like three AUs toghether and taped them to eachother, and it WORKED. years later we do wacky adventures and right now were fighting plantera

Asriel, currently escaping from the funny omega flowey joke: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-

Frisk: yeah its the last part thats confusing

Chara (flying on a- thats a fucking jetpack): Dimensional Breach. we are going deep into Asriel's Terraria file to grab a zenith and unfuck things up back there

Frisk: ok... still doesnt explain asriel's starter weapon being a funny prism tho

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Massive wave of mindustry drones all ominously chanting the "hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper" song:

Alex: so yeah, im gonna out-drone robotnik

Sonic:...

Sonic:... compared to eggman, robotnik is fucking insane

Sonic.exe: and extremely pathetic

Sonic: exactly my (technically our) point, but still; Alex. WHAT THE FUCK

Alex: IM GETTING THIS FUCKING SECTOR

IM GETTING THIS FUCKING SECTOR

Sonic.exe: oh no hes doing that thing where hes both in and out of this reality

Sonic: fuck

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Ink: so uhm... should we do something about that?

(SCP-3125 stuck in the threads holding the papers that make the Undertale Multiverse while other SCP gods try to pull him out)

Error: NAAAAAH

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Uncle sam: (turns out to be an immortal sarkic man that genuinely wants to help)

[REDACTED]: let him cook.

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Vriska: 4r3 y0u 3v3r g0nn4 w47ch 0ur 53r135?

Tf do i know

Vriska: FU-

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Shaggy: like zoinks scoob

Shaggy: we fell in the backrooms

Scooby: ruh roh

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Rick:... tumblr is-

Emptier than you expect?

Rick: yeah.

[kiki-mimi222222222]

Anesthesia from creepypasta aka Jeda... I don’t remember, who is the creator, sorry :(

[toots-senpai]

Hmmm could you do a scenario with Yandere! EJ where his S/O is being really defiant and trying to be more independent and so he ✨puts them in their place?✨ ;)

Stressful Overstimulation

Authors response: idk how to write defiance i think lol.. i think if i did write this wrong give me a couple voice thoughts from jack or the reader but i think i did his right...maybe there is not a lot of yandere here at all though i'm sorry

Author: @toots-senpai

Fandom: creepypasta

Pairing: eyeless jack x reader

Rating: R 18+

Word Count:3.3k

Warnings: tw:abuse, tw:womb fucking, overstimulation, monster/demon fucking, demon cock detail, fingering, blood mention's

MINORS DNI

i don't except follows from ageless blogs, you will be blocked!!

nsfw under the cut

You're a med student. You have absolutely no clue what the demon even saw in you. Jack is a very interesting man and he proves to show it every single day. Starting from the beginning of your relationship, he kidnaps you from your own med school while you were studying after hours and you end up full blown arguing like a married couple about your education. He keeps you in school and now you no longer live in a dorm but with a random demon you just met. I mean to be fair, he was like an addicting toxic poison. Like cigarettes for a stressed person, heroin for the suicidal. He was not good for you in the slightest but he was right about what he first said when you two met.

"You need me just like I need you. I'm gonna show you that you need me!" That was one of the fullest statements he's every made to you since then. Borish replies and cocky or down-right insulting statements made to you from left to right, every single day for the past four months. It's not as if he hates you or anything. Quite the contrary, he loves giving you little gifts here and there, he helps you with anything on the body and has even let you do your first surgery.. unfortunately on an un-willing patient. but as he said ;"that's what anesthesia is for.." .

He's helped you tremendously previously, in more ways than one. Recent nights are just arguing and just the other night, you guys passed the friend basis when he fingered your stress away out of the blue, and then strangely walked away. You were confused but, everything about Jack is unknown to you. It can be the most useful or the most tedious thing at times. Right now, it's not helping anyone. Mid-terms are here and he's quiet as he watches you. You can ask things and he will continue to ignore you while he looks borishly over your paper. You were frustrated by the end of the night, another un-responsive argument brewing as he just snarls and walks around and away from you with every statement, dodging everything you throw at him.

Couple of nights ago was the first time since he kidnapped you that he's touched you harshly. Grabbing you roughly by your chin and telling you quote "shut the fuck up" after another one of those random arguments. You haven't talked since then, continuing to study by yourself and locking yourself away in your bedroom away from Jack. It's one of the biggest presents Jack has given you. The bed much better than your dorm bed and the only thing you have to worry about it being Jack sleeping on it occasionally when you get home from class with your pillows tucked under his nose. Much better than the girls who threw milkshakes and ice cream on your bed for 'fun' and the prank or whatever they fucking said. A beautiful desk and the perfect dim of colored lights on the ceiling, much better than Jack's room from what you've seen. You've seen it from the outside once, looking in demonic shambles during the first time you've ever seen Jack fully pissed off. But you weren't able to look inside because of the sharp object that whizzed past your head that scared you back into your room that night. That was around first meeting him and it seems like he's calmed down a lot since then.

Besides the arguments he slouches and rests his posture around you. It's weird to say the least, but you are also strangely comfortable with him, maybe a bit too comfortable. You wonder how he eats, what he does during the times you're at school but you honestly don't have the time to focus on it. You're finally getting home at around 5. Classes dragging out longer than supposed to do to exams being on the following monday. You're exhausted and the girls in your dorm have recently been egging you on for no reason, purely for once again, the fun in it. You don't mention it as Jack comes to the bottom of the stairs with his silent greeting of his piercing glance. His mask is on and his height never seems to adjust to you. He's ducking his head under the door frame a bit as he walks over to you. Grabbing your bag and your coat and putting them up to hang. There's food on the stove but you can't bother to do anything but lie down on the couch, tired and re-collecting everything the professor and everyone gathered together today. You're silent as you hear Jack shuffle around the house, he turns on the shower and comes back to the kitchen shared living room just to look at the stove before looking at you.

"Ate?"

"No Jack. Not yet.."

The answer baffles him a bit as he shakes his head looking at the stove once more and then at you. From behind him the shower was empty but running steaming hot water, steam exiting the bathroom as you locked your eyes on him fully. He goes to bicker about food but you ask him for the shower instead and he grunts with disapproval but moved out of the way of the doorframe. It didn't take you long to jump at the opportunity. You relished in the hot water as you smelt the food probably being reheated for you. Is this what he did all day? Eat? You got out of the shower and opened the door only to be received with a plate of gorgeously plated food in front of you. Your stomach growls and all you can do is blush and go into your room with the plate, watching as Jack went back into the bathroom and cleaned up after you. He wasn't a clean freak but there were a couple places of the house you would catch him cleaning around.

One of them being the beautiful potted orchid on your windowsill. The flower and your room being free of any dust or mildew was comfortable, the window clean and the one flower growing beautifully. Jack interrupts your sight seeing and opens the door, shoving your dirty clothes into the hamper and taking the hamper out, leaving the door open. You thought about closing it but you weren't in the mood to debate something petty with Jack. This was a good move because he came in and laid next to you slightly watching you eat while he drifted to sleep. He passes out quickly and you're able to eat and get most of your studying done before he wakes back up. Rubbing your legs lovingly while he lays extremely close to you. Holding your body to his chest, cool skin rubbing against the warmth of your skin. He could be loving, horny or anything this moment but the dick he is, already going to correct your mistakes when he looks at your paper. It's not long before he walks out annoyed and going back to sleep in his room when you start asking him questions about you being wrong.

He's no help to you at all like this. Always trying to correct you and honestly getting in the way of your own personal progress. You went to sleep angry that night and woke up and immediately went back to studying. Opening your eyes just to roll over and read your notes over and over again. Not even bothering to step out of the room from Jack's heavenly smelling breakfast. You can already tell he probably went out of his way this morning as an apology but you can't pay attention to him. You can do this yourself, revise your own mistakes and whatever else you needed to fix. Jack was slightly right about some of your mistakes yesterday but all he wants you to do anyways is re-write it over and over again until it's the way he likes, the way he knows is write. You do just well reading it by yourself.

Jack steps in, his breakfast drafting through the room making you hungry. He passed the plate to you and you sighed placing the plate next to you as you sat against the wall that your bed was placed on. Your eyes travel through all of your writing but they don't miss the frown or his clenched fist before he grabs your plate from last night. He looks at you for a second before he walks out, coming back with a fork, brows furrowed as he looks at you.

"Eat, please." He says before tapping his fingers on your inner thigh near your stomach. "I can smell how hungry you are and it's pissing me off." He states before poking at your empty stomach. You push his hand away and scowl at him.

"Stop focusing on me then.. I can handle myself you know." He looks at you blankly before walking out, completely. Front door closing with the wind of the stormy day. He wasn't back until nighttime. You felt bad after the silence of the entire day that you had picked up on his cleaning from the morning and even ate his food. When he came home you already had made yourself something and he puts down the bags of takeout he had gotten next to the door and just walks to his room. Trailing water as he trudges his way down the hallway, almost as if he was exhausted. The door clicks shut and you focus your attention back on the food and your notes. By the time you're done eating Jack is going into the bathroom behind you.

You stand and pick up the takeout, putting it away for later consumption. You were originally going to go back to your room, but curiosity will always get the better of you anyways. Jack's door being wide open and blood spilling from underneath some soaked rained and bloody clothes on the floor. Though the blood isn't what intrigued you but instead it was his bed sheets, his bed in general. The beautiful blue blankets that were extremely soft to the touch and his massive bed is on the bed with a beautiful headboard. Claw marks against the paint, a dusty chandelier, paintings of the human body with what seemed like real blood and glasses of preserved organs on the shelf. The real room of a killer, a cannibal, perhaps someone with bad body aches? His bed soft as you sink into it with just your hands. It would be a crime to not take this opportunity to flop on his bed, so you did. Sinking into the soft foam of his bed with your body only half way on it.

This bed, was so much more comfortable than you imagined and it made you tired a bit. His bed was much better than yours and his bed also had a specific smell to it. One that slowly dug itself into your panties and made your pussy throb slightly, making your throat dry and heating your body with perverted embarrassment. You climbed up on his bed all the way and laid down on his pillows, the smell rich along with the smell of a faint cologne. You sat back up and looked to the left at the cologne bottle only to snap your head to the right hearing the door to the bathroom open. 'oh shit..'

You had only a couple of seconds of planning what you were gonna say to him while you tried to get off the bed but all of those thoughts were ripped away when he walked into the room naked. You snapped your head up to look at him and bit your lip, even more embarrassed.

"I'm s-sorry." You mumbled, a bit star struck at Jack's beautiful torso. Your eyes were locked on his eyes but your peripheral drank in Jack's lean abs, his grey demonic skin, the trail that led down elsewhere, the scars from probably victims trying to get away from him. You shifted your knees underneath you, fear and shame burning through your veins.

"For what?" He states more than asking a question. He's watching you closely, keeping his eyes locked on your small frame, you're shifting with some emotion he hasn't seen of you until now. He's trying not to think of the situation sexually but you're making it too easy to see your body when you're shifting 'nervously' like that. The nightgown you wore to bed sagging a bit off your tits, your knees tucked under for the support, the bruise on your neck from earlier this week, your smell penetrating his room, his bed like a toxin, he is having a desperate attempt of trying to contain himself. He wishes he didn't walk in here naked but the clothes he had were soaked in blood on the floor and his clean clothes were in the dryer he honestly thought you were still studying. Fresh harvest was untouched and not even noticed by you, the blood slipping from underneath the soaked clothes going to leak onto his feet before he walks towards you.

He can feel your warmth radiating on his cool body and if the bed wasn't there you could probably see his dick rising just from him watching your uneven breathing, confidence and adrenaline begging him to take you right here. All perched so pretty for him to harass.

"Being in your room-"You say shifting him back to reality.

"It's like you're asking for this..-" He mutters.

"Asking for what?" You counter and he stops looking at you while shifting his glance to lock onto your shifting thighs. He can smell your cunt leaking, you would want this if he went for it but your voice booms above him. "I mean, i'm sorry I just wanted to apologize from earlier. I was rude...." you drag out. A bit concerned for your safety, he replies with a hum as you both sit in each other's presences for a second. The air becoming tense, thick. Jack was desperately trying to hold himself back and you were confused at his silence as you watch him carefully. He kneels down over the bed and lays on your thighs. What you think is innocent is actually Jack smelling your arousal, with every shift of yours, he can tell he's affecting that little voice in your head that's telling you to spread your legs open for him. You love to play fucking dumb with him, he's losing his grip, he really fucking hates you at the moment. You on the other hand were scared and awkwardly aroused by the naked man in front of you sighed as you rubbed his head as he laid in your lap. A purr escaped his throat and vibrated into your folds through your thighs. You do your best to conceal the moan but all you diminish it to was a frustrated whimper that had him shooting up to his full height.

He grabs you by your neck and makes you look up at him, his frame still towering even over his big ass bed as he's pulling you up off of your knees. "Give me... a proper apology Y/n." He says and you both finally break. Bodies heating up and your pupils dilating a bit with lust. He rips off the nightgown and drops you back on the bed, breasts bare and panties containing a wet spot as you blink up at him, silently asking if it's what he wants. He closes the door behind him with his foot as he climbs over you. Small purrs leaving his throat as he looked down at you. You had covered your nipples in what seemed like embarrassment to him but was actually defending yourself from his abs rubbing against his cold skin. "Tell me you'll give me what I want y/n." He mutters down into your ear as he sinfully slowly trails his hand down your breasts to your stomach to slow for your liking.

You haven't even had full blown sex since high school, your body's burning up and you're breathless, softly whining at his slow touches, panties dripping. "Have me all.."

"You know what I want you to say." He says dipping his fingers down to your warm inner thighs.

"Oh please Jack!"

"No."

"Fuck me!"

"Tell me-"

"Jack please, fill me up with your cock, please I want you to fill me up!" You whine as you finally crash your lips onto his, pulling him down by his neck in frustration. He finally makes contact with the outside of the dripping material and you don't expect more than one tongue to wrap around yours, the muscle in your mouth being sucked and licked has you whining of overstimulation from just your tongue. The demon above you pushes his way into your cunt and curls his fingers when he's deep before he starts plunging into your slick. His heavy cock rests on your thigh and he's softly grinding with every rise of your hips. He's pulling you away from his mouth and holding you down by your throat as he focuses all of his attention on the slick gathering on his fingers. You're soaked, thighs shaking and wet with your arousal. You can't do anything but let out shaky breaths from his hold on your neck, more like a cage locked around your throat preventing you from escaping as he thrusts his fingers faster, thumb rubbing against your swollen clit. You unravel quite quickly, a shaking orgasm making your muscles fatigued as he spreads your legs apart. There is nothing that disproves the monster in front of you. His parasite like tongues and his dick, resting against your stomach as he watches you take his wet fingers in your mouth and suck them clean.

It's monstrous just looking at it, his cock is beyond fat, 9 maybe even ten inches of demonic dick, diameter of his cock begging to stretch your pussy completely open with each pulse of his dick. You take your hand and pick up some of his pre that's leaking into your inner thighs and taking it back to his dick, teasingly running your fingers over his tip. Compared to the cold of his body his dick is painfully hot. You suck his fingers into your mouth while you spread the wetness down his dick, not even getting to the base before he almost rips your hand off of his dick so he can center himself at your leaky cunt. You gasp as he stretches into you and start crying when he finally gets you past just his tip. He is too experienced at stretching out pussy it seems, not even bothering to give you time as he thrusts just with the tip. Pushing slowly into you with every calculated thrust, watching your cunt take him in. He looks down at your tear wrecked form and starts to plant tiny kisses at your tears. Waiting for you to stop clamping so hard as he rubs your clit in hopes to loosen you up. When you finally take him til your cunt's full you are almost braindead with the fullness of his cock, not even down fully to the base. He'll laugh at you when your wrapped around his dick nice and it doesn't take him long before he's biting bruises into your neck as he fucks into your sloppy cunt.

"My fucking pussy. All mine to rip open." He'll say while pushing into your cervix while his tongues make work on one of your nipples, full overstimulated underneath him as you try to push at his hips. A poor effort to stop his bruising pace. When he finally gets you to the base he's pushed himself fully into your womb, squirt and cum underneath your ass that helped him push thus far. Blood from bite marks leaking off your tits, your neck, you are just the way he wanted you from the beginning. Drunk off his dick and dumb off of overstimulation, dripping with his cum and submissive to him and only him.

[bondsmagii]

so a while back I was talking about extensive blacklists and somebody messaged to see if I wanted screenshots of a very impressive blacklist from an old Discord server they were in. of course, I did. here are the aforementioned screenshots as promised -- naturally the person wishes to remain anonymous, but here’s what they said:

hello, t'was i who was your Long Blacklist anon. here's what i have, or at least what i have scraped from the sides of my massive screenshots folder

to note: in the first image, in the section "TSS specific", the Remus mentioned is one of the characters in the show that the server is about,  whether he's secondary or main is up for debate. like. a WHOLE CHARACTER

some of these are understandable honestly, i don't mind a lot of this, but i had forgotten "y'all" was on here and. i'm sure that was probably said about 500 times in there because. how do you. IT'S Y'ALL

I gotta admit that I was not expecting this to be so wild. I had no idea an entire regional accent would be on here; nor could I have anticipated the fact that the whole of Ohio State University would be a banned topic, but there you go.

full transcription under the cut, for which you owe me, because this is long.

USER SPECIFIC

Recording <@!412026064970186753>’s voice without permission

Pet names directed at @‘beat drop’ A Jumbo Jellyfish

Referring to @rrationality in the feminine, “kiddo” directed at by anyone but Patton

“Tinker bell” or the phrase “I just want you to succeed” directed at @Groundhog badger

Deleting messages from @JEYKSHK without informing first

“Kitten” directed at @jelly 

“Know-it-all” directed at @The Rat God Summons Thee, asking to roleplay, people fighting in earshot, interacting while under the influence of any substances

Patronising and/or directing “cute” nicknames (smol, baby, dear, etc.) at @arson, overly aggressive conpliments (heart spamming, etc.)

“Princess”/“Champ”/“Sweetheart”/“Buddy” directed at @Silverquill (She/Her)

“Sweetie”/“honey”/“babe” and other pet names directed at @let airam see fuck without permission

“Hun”/“love” directed at @Ren 

“you’re acting like ___” and “very nice” directed at @probably activism, venting privately without warning/asking

“Dumb”/“stupid”/“idiot”, etc. directed at @blurryeyesinbewilderment 

“Selfish”/“worthless” directed at @Safira 

Calling attention to/making fun of the typos of @one of the best ppl here tbh

Referring to @It ya boy idk in the feminine, mocking

Referring to @I’m gonna shine like the sun as a hypochondriac

Referring to @Currently Committing Tax Fraud as argumentative

TSS SPECIFIC [translator’s note: this is an abbreviation for The S*nders Sides-- the fandom the server is about. I censor this because I do not care for him and do not wish to type his accursed name.]

Any discussion (including mentions), images, gifs and links involving Remus, and ships where he is included

The phrase “have you ever thought about killing your brother?” [translator’s note: this entire phrase was blacked out behind censor bars.]

Unsympathetic portrayals of the Sides (being villainous, abusive, (passive) aggressive, restrictive, etc.)

Ships involving the Sides and Sleep

Romantic Prinxiety

Intruality

Romantic logicality 

Snitties (tumblr post)

CenThomas (tumblr post)

TOPICS

Tangerines

Depersonalisation and depersonification

Divorce

Being controlled/your actions not being your own (including mind control)

Bullying (in a non-joking context)

Burning buildings and house fires

Belittling serious issues

Zombies

Existential issues (such as questioning reality)

Claustrophobic (small) spaces

Being patronised

Puppets

Bad parental relationships

Narcissistic people

Ohio State University

Annesia/mind-wiping

Bernie Sanders (US Politician)

Hell (discussion of)

Anesthesia

Fasting (for religious reasons or otherwise)

Unhappy endings

Power outages

Directing “stupid” at another person

Southern or Texan accents

Cringe culture

Spiders

Heights

The concept of pure nothingness

POC being stereotypes as promiscuous

Conflating age regression with age play [translator’s note: ‘age play’ was blacked out behind censor bars.]

Condiments (ketchup, mustard, etc.)

Malevolent of morbid supernatural entities

Food dicourse

Roanoke (the historical colony)

Self-depreciation

Heated discussions

Major character death

Hanahaki disease

Ants (the insect)

Eye lip eye (sequence of emojis)

Realistic-looking teeth on non-human things

Teeth in any place but a mouth

Human trafficking

Worms

OTHER MEDIA

The son “Sing me to sleep” by Alan Walker

Creepypasta (all forms)

The song “Hide and seek” by SeeU

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared (webseries)

The song “Last christmas” by Wham!

Heathers (movie and musical)

The song “Empty” by boyinaband

The song “You should see me in a Crown” by Billie Eilish

The Momo challenge

Stephen King’s It (book and movies)

The song “Bury a friend” by Billie Eilish

Undertale and Delta Rune (video games)

The song “Wish you were gay” by Billie Eilish

The song “Ocean eyes” by Billie Eilish

Sora from Kingdom Hearts (video games)

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island (movie)

Onward (movie)

WORDS/NAMES/PHRASES

The word “senpai”

The name “Cryptid”

“I see the light”/“I’m going into the light”/“Light at the end of the tunnel”

“A beautiful mind”

“Babe” in a romantic context

“Baby” and “sweetiepie” as pet names

The name “Tristan”

The name “Ana”

The name “Jamie”

The name “William/Will”

“Make yourself useful”

“Y’all”

“Agere” (as a shortform of age regression)

SOUNDS AND VISUALS

Fife music (fife and drum corps)

Loud noises

Spiders and insects

Trypophobic images

“Distant shore” and “It’s all over isn’t it” from Steven Universe

Homestuck (all forms)

Crying while laughing

High saturation/bright images/eyes strain

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #297

“crushed, damned, and broken; lost, sick, and left unspoken.”

When was the last time you did clay work/pottery? Not since high school when I made an anatomically correct heart. Do you like art, hate it or just not mind it? I adore it. Is crime a big problem in your area? Oh yes. What's the scariest story/urban legend/creepypasta etc you heard? Maaaan, as a cryptic fanatic, that's hard. Maybe the Rake. What personality trait does nearly everyone in your family seem to have? We're some resilient motherfuckers. What is your favorite soda? Well, it's technically strawberry Sunkist, but I do NOT let myself have it because I will fucking chug it and binge on them if available to me. So, I just consider Mountain Dew Voltage my fave. When you're on the beach, do you throw beached sea creatures back? I've never even seen a beached animal. I would, though. Have you ever thrown food at someone? Yeah, small food fights as a kid or joking with a friend. Have you ever been to a bonfire? Yeah. Do you like orangutans? I love them; such fascinating, enchanting animals that act more human than people half the time. When you see a bug flipped on his back, what do you do? It depends on what it is, but I usually try to help it. Is cereal good? Yeah, I love cereal. Do you like spaghetti? Love it. It was my favorite food as a kid. Is there any kind of weapon in your bedroom? No. Do you like snow globes? I love 'em! Be honest, did Fifty Shades of Grey arouse you in any way? I didn't read it and never will. What does your sibling(s) call you? "Britt" or "(little/big) sister." Do you have any close friends that are the opposite sex that your significant other dislikes? N/A Do you honestly believe everything happens for a reason? Why or why not? Nope, because I want you to explain to me why a child dies of cancer. Why the 11-year-old was raped and forced to bear the child. Why a partner is beaten to death by their s/o, etc. etc. Things just... happen. Do you believe in reincarnation? Why or why not? No, mostly; I DO kinda wonder about it, I just find it unlikely. It would be kinda poetic, though: being given the chance to experience so many unique things. But, I kinda want a conclusion to my mortal life. The Hunger Games or The Maze Runner? I read the first HG and loved it; I started the latter novel while I was in the psych hospital for a while, but I never finished it or got that far in. It did sound pretty good, though. Has anyone you’ve known claimed to be psychic? Well, they believe(d) in tarot readings; does that count? Idk. Did/do you believe them? I wouldn't. Is anything annoying you right now? "Annoyed" is a fucking understatement when it comes to what transpired at the capitol a few days back. Have you ever been ice-skating? No. Does the sound of rain at night help you sleep? It can, depending on how heavy it is. Have you ever seen an albino person, in person? Albino, no, but I knew a guy and his sister in high school who had vitiligo. Have you ever worn a pair of scrubs? Yeah, at the ER and hospital. Have you ever walked into a massive cobweb? I don't believe so. What would you say is your strongest felt emotion right now? Rage. I'm not over "the event." I'm just tired of humanity. Are you talking to anyone at the moment? No. Do you have trust issues? Oh yes. Have you ever found an arrow head? No. Who is with you? My mom's home. What can you not stop thinking about? *points upwards* Then there's Jason because PTSD, that's very normal. Do you forgive easily? I forgive very easily, honestly. In what part of your life so far, have you learned the most about yourself? 2017, when recovery began. I think... or maybe 2018, idk. I've truly come to discover myself quite a lot the past few years. Have you ever been in a fist fight? No. Are your ears pierced? Yeah: my earlobes twice, and then my right tragus has a stud. I want to get my others back... I had to take them all out in the psych hospital, and a lot of my piercings closed up. The only one I don't wanna re-do is my anti-tragus, because mine was *always* inflammed and aggravated. What did you last say out loud? "Okay" to Mom. What are you waiting on? Right now, an opportunity to go to the parlor I'm getting my tat tidied up at to get a price range on it. They just need to be open while we're out of the house. Do you tell people when they get on your nerves? Not really. Are your feelings hurt easily? Yep. What's the most expensive piece of clothing you have? Did you buy it yourself? I dunno... I very rarely get new clothes, nevermind expensive ones. Who is your closest platonic friend of the opposite sex? His nickname is Girt. He's been my best male friend since high school; we even hang out sometimes, but it's been a long while. How do you think your first relationship shaped who you are as a partner now? As a partner, it taught me to not fall head over heels and love more realistically and in a healthy fashion. I don't put my faith solely into them, but myself, too. I also accept "forever" is not always true just because they promise it. Who is your favorite protagonist of the same sex? Oh god, this is hard. I suppose maybe Tyrande Whisperwind from WoW. I love her dedication to her people and that her story has become more interesting in her finally "breaking." I could list so, so many "faves," tbh. Were you popular in high school? What was your reputation like? No; I was just the average teen. Have you always known your sexual orientation or did something happen to make you realize it? Somethings happened. There were a lot of hints building up before I even began to consider the possibility, but a daydream solidified it as fact. What was the hardest part of your last break up? Realizing I still wasn't "ready" or "fit" for a successful relationship. What brought you out of the hardest period in your life? As strange as it sounds, my suicide attempt put it into action. I was obviously hospitalized for a while, and then I was brought into a month-long partial hospitalization program that has a fucking genius psychiatrist, and I also had daily therapy as long as school days during the week. It was the intense help I needed. What's your favorite kind of smiley face? (: Does anybody know your deepest darkest secret? My old therapist and maybe my mom; I can't remember if I told her. Did you ever watch Rugrats? (the babies) I LOVED that show! I even had two of the video games. What about Hey Arnold? Ugh, I hated it, but I think my little sister did, or we just watched it if we couldn't find anything else. Do you like pep rallies? NO. NO. NO. My teachers always understood that they really stoked my anxiety and allowed me to opt out of going. I'd just stay in the classroom and read or something. Have you ever had pneumonia? No. What do you feel about surgeries? Do they worry you? I fear anesthesia awareness, but not to a debilitating degree or anything that makes me panic beforehand or anything like that. Do you play Minecraft? if so, feelings about servers? Never have, and not interested. Do you read creepypastas? Nah. Do you think vlogging in public is scary? It seems awkward as FUCK to me. Even alone. Have you been to an escape room? Was it a success? No. What social class would you say you're in? I think we're actually near the poverty line (or were, idk anymore, Mom slipped it before), so definitely lower. Have you ever recorded a cover of a song? No. How do you feel about guns? They scare me. What's the most traumatizing event that ever happened to you? A very abrupt and poorly-executed breakup while being madly in love to the point of obsession with the person. Are you faint to the sight of blood? No. Do you like spicy food? Yes. Do you have good dreams or nightmares more? Well, considering I was woken up by myself shrieking my lungs out this morning, guess. It seemed for a little bit that my nightmares were chilling out, but I guess not. When was the last time someone insulted you? What was the insult? Does my mother telling me I'm saying too many "f-bombs" count? I dunno otherwise. What’s your second favorite color? Maroon. Do you ever wish you lived in a different country? Hey Canada, mind adopting me? Who’s the last person you “pounded” fists with? Ha, I think my nephew. Have you ever been involved in an affair? No. Wait, maybe? Does the Joel thing count? We never even physically met each other, we were just being idiot kids flirting over text messages. You be the judge, ig. How many times a week do you speak to your boss? I don’t have a job. What do you want for your birthday? Just donate to my tattoo fund lmao. Having to get my laptop fixed fucked up my plans yet again... Have you ever been to a masquerade? No. Is there anybody you think is hot over the age of 40? A handful, yeah. Who in your phone has a heart after their name? Just Sara does. Anything you’re avoiding? Always. After breaking up, what’s the worst? Letting go if you're the one who still has feelings. Does your sibling have a significant other? I don't know if my brother does, or the half-sister I've never met. Another sister is engaged, and two are married. Nicole is single, though. She's smart as hell about who she dates; she's probably pickier than me. Do you use Skype? Just to talk with Sara. Are you a fan of acrylic nails? I wouldn't wear them, but they look fine on some people. Except when they're square shaped. Name one happy song that describes you better than any other. "Get Up" by Mother Mother comes to me first. Name one sad/mellow song that describes you better than any other. Haha I connect with a lot of sad songs and would honestly rather not dig through 'em right now. What is your most used pick up line? None, they're all awful. Do you like the taste of alcohol? Noooooo no no. The only alcoholic drinks I like are very weak and sweet. What kinds of food make you sick? So this probably sounds so stupid, but "fancy" foods, like stuff with a lot of ingredients my body isn't used to, I guess. My stomach is very finicky with foods, so it's easy to make this list.

[hydez-oc]

just just just realized i could totally just turn my redesign of a creepypasta character into his own thing. because he looks different he’s got a different story (old one had no story) he’s got a whole different theme and stuff going for him

he could just be his own fuckin man (but I have to name him first. I mean he HAD a name since he was a redesign of a different character but like he should have a different one. so this killer isn’t going around with just a normal name yknow)

but um to summarize: He’s a (med? mortuary? maybe even forensics?) student using victims for extra practice after school. He’s got a plague doctor mask and syringes with anesthesia and ummm I’m torn on the outfit. I suppose neither of my main ideas make much sense in a practical sense but the practical one looks pretty boring :/

[gabrielcyphre]

I'm a big fan of #horror art🎃 (films, videogames, music, novels and #creepypasta ) So I've been wondering why❓, people like me seek out situations that terrify us, and I've 💡found really interesting facts. Scientists say we're hard-wired to seek out scary images. Studies have showed that if you are shown a photo of a 🌼🐍snake and a flower, your brain typically perceives the snake first😉. That instinct kept our ancestors alive. Our brains haven't unlearned that lesson. That's also why we are often tempted to peek through our fingers when we see scary things, Our nervous system gives us a big physical kick. Even if the image is fictional, we still experience that rush of ⚡adrenaline, and our brains get flooded with dopamine, the feel-good chemical that floods your brain when taking illicit drugs💊 or when you're in love💘. And I also discovered that Scary things have 5 health benefits.🎃 1.🐇 Increased brain activity⚡ while you watch a horror flicks, the brain activity is increased, and it gets the state of mind alert for a while. Additionally, it stimulates the adrenal glands to produce adrenaline and opiates which have an anesthesia like effect.🎃 2. 🐢Strong immune system⚡ After watching the movie for half and hour, your body will be calm, and the defense system will become more powerful. That is when the immune system in the body will be stronger.🎃 3. 🐎Burn calories/lose weight⚡ Having sex burns 144+ calories per half-hour. Meanwhile Watching horror films burns nearly 200 calories a time.🎃 4. 🐊Stress resistant⚡ When you watch a horror movie you’ll get something called “Adrenaline Pumping”, that is very good for you to resist stress. The adrenaline rushes all throughout your body, activating your adrenal gland thus boosting your energy. It also helps you to avoid anxiety and depression.🎃 5. 🐈Tackle real life attacks⚡ Horror movies have Suspense and thrilling moments; such scenes will help you to get more alert and vigilant in real life.🎃

[profoundlyperfectdragon]

Eyeless Jack Review By Galaxy

Hello my name is Galaxy, and well come to my review of Eyeless Jack. If you like this review please follow.

Anyways, let's begin.

Okay the main character of the story is Mitch, he narrates the story in first person. Mitch starts the story by saying that he doesn't believe in any paranormal activity or whatever, but after whatever happens in the story he believes. Even though he kind of mocks it, by saying "I believe in that paranormal trash, now." I believe it's not a good idea to say that after you experience an actual paranormal activity, for real. It may cause you much more harm because you're mocking something that already terrorized you wants, and you don't want that to happen again, I can imagine.

But let's continue. Mitch explains that he's moving in with his brother that he hasn't seen in about 10 years or so and he explains that his house was foreclosed. His brother's name is Edwin and the guy is excited of having his brother live with him. So, after Mitch explains that he goes to sleep. The story continues by saying that one week has passed and that Mitch wakes up because he hears rustling noises coming from outside of the house. He basically ignores it and goes back to sleep thinking that it was a raccoon. The next morning he tells his brother about it and for some reason he agrees. It's not explain exactly what they agreed to but they are agreeing on something. The author should have explained exactly what they agreed about. Was it because of the noise that Mitch heard outside, or was it that they wanted to eat some random breakfast we will never know.

He continues by saying that it's the next night and he hears his window open and a loud thump is heard. He explains that he looks around his room but he doesn't see anything. The next morning for some reason Edwin drops his coffee mug when he sees Mitch. Edwin basically grab a mirror and put it in front of Mitch. Mitch looks at the mirror and he sees that he has a gash on his left cheek. I don't know how he doesn't notice a gash on his cheek. Because a gash is a deep cut and you should notice that.

After discovering the gash he is rushed to the hospital. His doctor tells him that most likely he was sleepwalking. I'm questioning that Mitch doesn't know that he's a sleepwalker? Shouldn't you know that you are a sleepwalker or at least your family should know. Oh yeah, because they have lived years with you so they should know if you are a sleepwalker. Anyways the doctor precedes to show Mitch something that freezes his blood. The doctor lifts up Mitch's shirt and shows him that he had stitches where his kidney should be. Okay, how the hell did he not notice that he has stitches? Shouldn't it hurt? Because removing a body part, and sewing up the wound without any anesthesia, or pain killers. You should notice! But I digress. You have to listen or read the doctor's answer. The doctor says "You somehow lost your left kidney the last night. We don't know how, though." Okay, how are they professional doctors! If they are professional doctors, heck I could easily be a professional myself. Without even trying! The thing is the doctor's litteri dismiss that Mitch lost a kidney, somehow. They don't call the police or keep him to observe him. They don't even try to sterilize the wound, just in case if the idiot that actually did the wound didn't sterilize shit! They just let Mitch go home! Again let me remind you, professional doctors!

The story continues on the next night. Oh boy, what's going to happen now? Around midnight Mitch wakes up to a horrible site. Mitch precedes to describe Eyeless Jack. You know black hoodie, blue mask with black tears running it from the eye sockets. He precedes to grab a camera from his mantel and take a picture of Jack! Why did the author write mantel? Why not desk, or drawer, or something like that? Forget about it let's continue. After Mitch takes the picture. The creature lunged at him and tries to claw his chest for some reason Mitch says his lungs. Even though it could have been anywhere else. Somehow Mitch becomes a superhero and freaking kicks Jack's face. Mitch precedes to run out of his room, grabbing his wallet because he explains that he will be needing the money, and runs out of his brother's house in the middle of the night. You know he basically left his brother to die, right. That is some quality brotherly love right there. Eventually Mitch ends up in the woods next to Edwin's house and trips on a rock.

Mitch hits his head and goes unconscious. Next thing he knows he wakes up in the hospital. The same doctor from before enters his room. The doctor precedes to say "I have good news and bad news, Mitch." You know for a fact that whatever good or bad news Mitch is still fucked. Because really the doctors are stupid enough to ignore Mitch losing a kidney. So don't hold your breath, or maybe you do because you are tired of reading the shit I can understand! The doctor precedes to tell Mitch the good news first. The doctor tells Mitch that he sustained minor injuries, and that his parents we're going to the hospital to pick him up. The bad news is that Mitch's brother has been killed by something? I'm already used to these idiot doctors now. Because seriously almost every Creepypasta has idiot adults it's freaking ridiculous. Anyways the doctor says he's sorry. At least the doctor knows how to do one thing fucking apologize.

Mitch explains that his parents take him back to Edwin's house to collect his belongings. Mitch basically into his room he's kind of scared but he keeps a cool head. Now here comes the stupid part. The hallway going to his room the body of his brother is still there. My question is why the hell didn't the police, I don't know remove the body! The body is freaking evidence you don't leave it there. Basically the police take the body, it gets an autopsy, and it's checked to see what was the cause of death. Obviously eventually will get buried. The cops of this story are stupid as the freaking doctors. No, no they are stupider! Anyways Mitch sees something small next to his brother's body, so he picks it up, and goes to the car. For some reason he doesn't mention his brother's corpse to his parents. Even though they should know that way they should call the police for them to pick up the body, but whatever we're in a Creepypasta that there is no freaking logic in these stories. Anyways he looks at the small object that he picked up and he finds out that it is his stolen half-eaten kidney with black substance on it. The story ends there.

The author basically makes a note and says that he sorry because of this is an old story, and he knows it's crappy.

Anyways I consider this story to be crap. The story is good but the way that the author wrote it is not good at all. It could be a lot better, and Jack could be an amazing horror icon but right now it's just crap. I hope someday the author writes a better version because it could be an amazing story. But everybody has their choice and everybody writes whatever the hell they want.

I rate this story 4 out of 10. It just needs a lot of work, but if someone writes a better version it will be amazing. Obviously, the newer version would have to have more detail and a backstory of Jack. Sorry for any language that I used, and I hope that you enjoyed this review.