#April is cancelled

[simping-for-red-flags]

Taking Nikolai and putting him in my pocket to keep him safe from all the scary theories my mind is conjuring.

[ant-thebooknerd]

Do you guys want to hear a really funny Shatter Me joke?

Adam Kent.

[anna-scribbles]

thirteen update ☀️🥀🪰🏚️

chapter 6: march

summary:

(“Be here. For Adrien.”  “Emilie, I can’t…” “For me, then. Love him for my sake.”)  A sob cracked open Adrien’s chest. He ripped away from the wall, clapping a hand over his mouth to try and stifle himself. His lungs wheezed, a crumpled can, and the world slipped off its axis. She was dying. She was dying. She was dying, for real, and soon, and this was what they hadn’t wanted to tell him. 

excerpt:

Time barrelled on after that, like a ground speeding toward him in freefall. 

Lessons slipped through his head and smiles stretched over his mouth and Adrien’s life became, more than ever before, defined by the moment he would next see Maman. It was like his brain couldn’t catch hold of anything else, couldn’t grasp it. Even when he was out doing other things, in other places, he wasn’t really. He was always back with her.  

The shift happened sometime in the beginning of March.

A change in the air, the bones. The house held its breath. Walls stood cleaner and quieter and bigger than before. Or maybe Adrien just got smaller. Maybe it was like a vacuum, like he’d learned about in physics. All the air sucked out of his lungs, crumpled up like a can. 

The silence was the worst. When Adrien was gone, he could lose himself a little. Turn his brain off at photoshoots and fall into the monotony of fabric on his body, skin on his face, hands all over, fixing him and fixing him and fixing him. Dissolve into the rhythm of fencing, blocking and thrusting and parrying and sweating and not thinking not thinking not thinking. But being inside the house was different. He couldn’t do anything but think, couldn’t be anyone but himself. Even his shows started to fall flat; Adrien found himself restarting the same Ouran episode ten times because he hadn’t absorbed a thing. The house was so quiet, his brain so loud. The world was transparent and he wasn’t quite sure he was real. 

And then he would see Maman. 

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[yaoigoddess9158]

Yaoi tragedies of April 2024

[lonestarflight]

A mockup of a 12-man “Big G” spacecraft at the McDonnell Douglas factory. It was intended to provide large-capacity, all-purpose access to space and be a logistic spacecraft that would be used to resupply an orbiting space station.

Date: April 14, 1969

source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source, source

[foxgloveinspace]

People jumping ship cause of the new masks is very ahhhh. Telling. Tbh.

[tobyfoxluvseveryone]

So this is just drawings of the Rottmnt movie reacting to Leo’s suicide scene at the end of the movie🤷‍♀️

[llocket]

A comeback callout post on Lavender. (also known as @lavendergalactic.)

(this is A JOKE & NOT SERIOUS. happy april fools. and no i totally didnt steal their star divider for this...)

1. DATING A MINOR AS AN ADULT.

i am 17, born in 2006. yet... this scum of the earth... is born in 2006 and is 18.... they CLEARLY manipulated space and time to be in the same year as me, to manipulate me, a minor as well...

HERE IS CLEAR PROOF OF THEM ADMITTING TO THEIR HEINOUS CRIMES...

2. they are RCTA.

they have ALTERS THAT APPEAR AS A DIFFERENT RACE IN THEIR HEADSPACE. they even have BROWN ALTERS.... this is disrespectful to my culture. HOW DARE THEY.

they have been rcta since CHILDHOOD, since they've had ALTERS THAT APPEAR AS A DIFFERENT RACE SINCE THEY WERE YOUNG! how vile.

their NILOU ALTER IS ALSO USING THE NAME "LIRYO." they are SCUMMY for ERASING THE CULTURE THAT NILOU THE CHARACTER ALREADY HAD! obviously alters are their source.. they should have kept the rep that nilou the character had... NOT ERASE IT BY GIVING HER ANOTHER NAME!

3. have stolen my WORK.

they took "inspiration" for their toko graphics from my haruka graphics..... WHAT VILLIAINY IS THIS!??!

they took my idea for a glitch effect. CRINGE :/. how dare they do this. i trusted them.

4. RELATES TO CULTURE OUTSIDE OF THEIR OWN!?!

we were watching a show.... "one day at a time..." AND! THIS SCUMBAG RELATED TO THE MANNERISMS THAT THE FAMILY DOES IN THE SHOW!!!!

they are FILIPINO not SPANISH.

this is outrageous. how dare they relate to something that ISNT EVEN FOR THEM!??!

(i also related to the show lol)

5. did i mention that they are DATING A MINOR

THEY ARE FLIRTING WITH ME IN PUBLIC!!!! STOP! IM A MINOR! A HELPLESS 17 YEAR OLD MINOR WHILE THEY'RE 18!! EVEN THOUGH WE'RE BORN IN THE SAME YEAR... ITS NOT RIGHT!

(i am joking)

tags: help out a small creator... spread the word.. that this villain is on the loose...

@yaoitistic @otoripink @mukurosgf

(DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY. MY PARTNER WAS IN ON IT TOO AND WE HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR A BIT NOW LMAO... they gave me ideas + etc. all for fun LMAO happy april fools!)

[itsyagurlchip]

Another ROTTMNT request!!

Platonic, funny hc about the 4 brothers reacting to younger sister reader who has a gloomy/angsty personality who acts like a tragic heroin but in reality everything in her life is completely okay.

She's just a bit dramatic like leo and dee xD

☀︎⋆.ೃ࿔*:･OUr Our YEA~☀︎⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

alt title; reader loves a style but does little research on it and uses pinterest as a ref

ᯓᡣ𐭩 warnings: cussing(!) cringe(!) stereotyped emos (!) crack(!)

ᯓᡣ𐭩 ngl- i feel reader w/ this one 😭😭 Thank you so much for requesting <33 btw, this is not to make fun of actual emos, you guy's aesthetic is beautiful <3 instead, this is actually written from a 2 day experience by your's truly! There is absolutely no plot in this, so if you can't follow at all I don't blame you.

ᯓᡣ𐭩 "Oh god she's blasting SleepToken again-"

kanabo; a japanese weapon similar to a spiked bat, used for offense.

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!" You screamed as you slammed the door closed.

Raph stood there, stunned and confused.

"I don't get it...all Raph told her to do was to wash the dishes?" He sighed and walked away. Deeply, he was too tired for this shit and the headache he has was forming faster the more he thought about it. He needed a nap.

Meanwhile Leo and Donnie were snickering in the far corner, watching the whole ordeal go down.

"broooooo"

"That cannot be real-" Leo said, holding his gut trying not to shit on himself at the atrocity you just committed.

"Of- ha- of course it itz! I caught it on camera!" Donnie waved the evidence in the air.

The two burst into obnoxious laughter, echoing throughout the sewers.

So yea..you're a bit cringe. But who's stopping you?

You truly believed that this wasn't a phase.

And future you is looking down at you in tears.

YOU WERE ONLY ELEVEN- !

The group was fighting a tiger villian. Silly cat, he had guns. Tch, that was nothing for someone like you.

"I blast you into the abyss as dark as my soul" You said, raising your kanabo, swinging the weapon in a circular motion, aiming for your target.

"What the f-" And he got blasted. You hated how your weapon was pink...

It all started with the "pick me girl" trend.

You hated those people (despite them not even existing half the time).

So, you wanted to be different 😈

And thus, the color black was an immediate yes

Mikey, not really caring about the sudden change in his sibling's style, used you for his art inspiration! Even if you begged and begged for him to draw you with hair.

(he already sketched it, but won't tell you. he's not gonna let it go that far into your head💀)

"Turn- now pose, ohhhh! Lookin great Pink! Wooo, you got it girl!"

"The only thing I deserve to have is a dirt pit. To put myself in, not your praise."

"Oh- oh."

Looking through pinterest you found your first outfit inspo and fell in love.

While not actually having any problems, mentally or physically (from what you know), you felt like you fit into this category so well!

Your scales were black, check

You love eyeliner, check

Your siblings force you to do things that you didn't want to (chores) , check

You were all set.

All it took was a few hundred dollars from Donnie's bank and you were ready to show the world-

WHO YOU TRULY WERE 😈

"YOU'RE ALL AGAINST ME!"

"we are literally just asking you to go on this mission-"

"TO KILL ME OF COURSE! YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ME"

"okay"

They just let you sort your feelings out, poor baby.

No one actually knew when it really started

But suddenly you started to ask April for her makeup and nail polish for the first time.

And April, bless her, did so each and every time.

"Of course honeybun!"

Worst part was, you never gave it back.

"Hey, have you boys seen my makeup bag? I can't find it no where."

The boys sighed, already sick of the shenanigans, and pointed towards your room where every light was off.

Walking inside, April came in to see a singular lamp shining, with you underneath it writing inside of a black notebook.

"Hey Pink! Watcha doin sweetheart?" April nervously said, "It's pretty dark in here-"

"Writing down the names of my enemies. They need to suffer the pain I go through everyday, not only the physical- but the mental."

April wasn't really sure what you were going on about, but she spotted her makeup bag and dipped.

-

Donnie walked into your room, music blasting at goddam 3 in the morning.

"ARe yoU inSane!?!?" Donnie yelled as Ely Ottto raged over his voice.

"THIS IS THE REAL ME DONNIE! DEAL WITH ME!!!" You flipped him off, head banging as you jump up and down on the mattress. The plushies that were sitting on the bed even had black marker scribbled all over them.

This was too much damn noise! And quite frankly, very much overstimulating for this time of night for anyone to experience.

"Oh hoh hoh- no I AM NOT MISSY! YOU WILL TURN THIS MUSIC DOWN THIS INSTANT!"

"YOUR NOT MY DAD BOZO!" Like a child (*cough cough*) you blew a raspberry at him and turned the music up louder.

Donnie was twitching in anger as he disabled your speaker with a tap of a few buttons.

"I HATE YOU" You yelled, stomping towards him and pushing him out. Slamming the door, you screamed into your pillow (as if that would muffle the sound.)

Dear supreme pizza in the sky-

Oddly enough your behavior would also vary between people.

For example, you wouldn't take shit from Donnie, even if he was trying to help you, you would even go as far to make fun of him for no reason.

You would talk about your woes and suffering with April and Mikey, even when they didn't understand it half the time because it was ever on subject???

You simply just ignored Raph when he told you to do something.

And Leo, pray for his soul, would play along. Or even worse, bully you *kindly*

Leo was walking you to the park, walking with a crip like those bloxburg characters when you don't take a bath. His head was facing the concrete, set in a mock scowl, mimicking your own.

You rolled your eyes and walked faster, flipping the wig you bought.

-

Good thing it lasted for another two days, or everyone (not including Leo) would've blown their tops.

Man- had to get the rest of that brainrot out. phew~

heres part 2 btw

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[mndvx]

heromode Sitting in silence until #DoomPatrol returns next week.

[screechfoxes]

don't normally post much actual real life stuff on Tumblr, but wanted to celebrate that i have a date for top surgery in a few months!

[praetorqueenreyna]

being forced to go camping against my will

[stirfryu]

Ween cancelled more shows and im so scared the choc n cheese anniversary tour is gonna get cancelled:(((

[lonestarflight]

A mockup of the 12-man “Big G” spacecraft at McDonnell Douglas's factory in St Louis, Missouri.

Date: April 14, 1969

source

[cornflowerblue10]

@spookykittyzzz how could you 😭😔

[shinigami-striker]

20th Anniversary: Danny Phantom | Wednesday, 04.03.24

On this day, Danny Phantom premiered on Nickelodeon exactly 20 years ago!

Considered one of the greatest TV shows of all time, it developed a strong cult following to this day as many critics and fans called this Butch Hartman's best work.

Starring:

David Kaufman - Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom

Grey DeLisle - Sam Manson

Rickey D'Shon Collins - Tuckey Foley

Colleen O' Shaughnessey - Jazz Fenton

Kath Soucie - Maddie Fenton

Rob Paulsen - Jack Fenton, Technus, The Box Ghost, etc.

Cree Summer - Valerie Grey

Martin Mull - Vlad Masters/Vlad Plasmius

and many more!