#Archie chats

[archie-sunshine]

IM FREEEEEEEEE!!!!

[archie-daycare]

HELLO EVERYONE!

hey there guys! Its me! Archie! the guy you all know as the wholesome and christian friendly transformers blogger who EVERYONE loves SOOOOOO much for being totally kid friendly! Due to an erroneous flagging on my main blog (@archie-sunshine) I've decided to make a secondary blog just in case! feel free to send me lots of asks and art requests, especially for art of all your favourite characters praying! and reading scripture!

[gleaming-glasses]

PRIDE MONTH AINT OVER

amen 🙏

[the-sonic-cafe]

"Want to help beat him up?"

"...Sure."

This classic dialogue.

Sonic the Hedgehog issue #195

[pinkanonwrites]

not a request or anything, had a thought- you know how rodimus does the 'blah blah blah' thing with his hands sometimes? something sometihing somehow getting close enough to his hand while hes doing it and making a similar lil face with your own and giving his a lil kissy. like making your hands kiss i mean. maybe even doing it again when he looks at you but this time with a lil "mwah!" so intentions are crystal clear. get loved on, goofass

AHEEM HEEM HEEM

This is so fucking cute I wanna cry, Rodimus and his stupid little yappy-hands <3 <3 <3 <3 He would also love to give you a little kiss on the cheek with his yappy-hand too, smushing the tips of his digits against your cheek with an exaggerated smooch noise. You two have fully and successfully derailed the meeting with your shameless flirting.

Once he knows you like it I feel like he becomes relentless, as is his wont. If you ever bicker and aren't talking to him he'll be like "Soooooo, I know you aren't talking to Rodimus... But are you talking to Mr. Servo?" And you can see his servo closed up into that stupid little puppet shape peeking over your shoulder, giving you little kisses on your head, trying to get you to talk to him through a dumb, over-the-top voice and little digit smoochies.

Art by @archie-sunshine

I love him so much <3 Our favorite sillyboy <3

[uch3na]

annabel x farleigh smut fic ?!?!

𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚

| paring - farleigh x afab reader

| synopsis - farleigh fucking you in his new mirror

| warnings - dom!farleigh, face grabbing, praise, whispering, slight choking, farleigh taking over, NO PLOT!!! bc who got time for that (NOT I 😂😂😂😂🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅)

| a/n - wasnt annabel felixs girl? idk so ima just write an “x reader” for u😭😭😭😭 its short but i hope u like it (also 4 my bb @ludicdoll)

“jus’ keep your eyes on the mirror f’me…” farleigh whispers as he leans down to put his soft lips near your ear. once he stops talking he moves down some more and kisses from the nape of your neck to your upper back. he looked at your face and watched how your head slowly moved down, causing you to look away from the mirror despite his orders. he reaches up to your face swiftly — grabbing your chin to lift it back up to the mirror. “can you be a good girl and listen baby?” he whispers seductively once more. you lock eyes with him in the mirror, slowly nodding your head.

farleigh reaches down between you both, fisting his cock. he began to pump himself a few times before lining up his already leaking tip with your soaked pussy. he looks up and watches your expression in the mirror as he unhurriedly slid himself in your cunt inch by inch. he watched how your eyebrows knitted up slightly out of the pleasure you were feeling from his dick slowly stretching you out. your jaw went slack and your knees went weak from everything happening. if farleigh wasn’t holding onto your hips firmly with the hand that he removed from your face, you’re sure you wouldn’t be able to hold yourself up. you watch in the mirror as farleighs mouth slowly opens and you hear a low moan escape him. “shit… you’re so ti—ght…” he whimpers out as he steadily fucks in and out of your sweet little cunt.

farleigh leans down to place his forhead on your mid back — peppering little kisses along the hot skin. you can feel his pelvis lightly smacking onto the curve of your ass as he gently starts to thrust into you harder. “farleigh… please- faster please-“ you choke out before a moan cuts you off. farleigh lifts his head up from your back, looking at you in the mirror before a smug smile began to grow on his face. he put his free hand on your other hip as he set up a quicker pace. he pulled your ass to meet his hips each time he plunged himself deeper inside of you. you could feel your arms go weak and you fell down to where your hips were still up but your chest was on the bed. farleigh began moving at an ungodly pace, watching to see if you would even try to look away. he watched how your eyes continued to move from his face, to yourself and to the way his cock swiftly moved in and out of your pussy.

“f-fuck baby — she’s so fuckin’ perfect for me, hm? she take me so well…” he whispers as he watches a fucked out smile form on your pretty little face. he loved how swollen your lips were from all the kissing prior to this and how your mascara was runny from the tears. he looked away from the mirror and down between you both to watch how you left a white ring around the base of his cock. farleighs head lolled back and he let out the most pornographic whine you’ve ever heard. every little noise he made was so perfect and caused you to moan out and clench down onto him.

farleigh moves one of his hands from your waist and puts in on your lower back — pushing you further down into the bed.

you let put a loud moan before burying your face in the blanket underneath you. “nonono…” he purrs into your ear before reaching back up and grabbing you by your throat, lifting your head back up for your eyes to meet the mirror. “sweetheart, keep your eyes up here while i pound this pretty pussy.” when you felt his hand wrapping around your neck you couldn’t help but smile dumbly at the feeling of his cool, ringed fingers against your hot skin.

“awh… my pretty baby all fucked out already, huh?”farleigh teases as snaps his hips into yours earning a whine from you and a groan from him. you could feel his grip on your neck subtly getting tighter as he squeezes the plush of your ass with his free hand. farleigh was always one to tease but tonight he just wanted you to be good and let him do all the work. you could feel each time his cock would twitch inside you because of how close he was getting with each thrust he did.

he huffed out a laugh when he felt your legs shaking with your upcoming orgasm. he slowed down his thrusts and started to go slow and deep. his cock seemed to fit perfectly and the stretch was delicious each time he pushed himself further in. you could feel your legs give out but somehow farleigh was still holding you up perfectly fine. his large hands fit perfectly on your waist as he rutted up into you a few more times before his hips started to stutter.

your moans were matching up — his slowly turning into needy whines. “cmon i got you… just let go f’me.” he moaned out before his hips finally stilled and he pulled out of your tight cunt. you looked in the mirror to see farleigh pumping his dick a few more times before he released onto your lower back. you were both panting messes, still trying to catch your breath. you could feel his warm, soft lips peppering along your shoulder.

your head goes down to rest on rest, but as soon as your skin makes contact with the blanket farleigh swiftly flips you over onto your back.

“im not done yet baby…”

[chiropteracupola]

in the mood for a modern au. banishing them to Community Theatre.

[cherbearsz]

sonadow in the mega man crossover was kinda killing it like i dunnoooo🫣

[bumblekastclips]

KYLE CROUSE: Alright, so… let’s go ahead and get started, ‘cause we have a lot already. And, uh, Vixrs, you are the first one— congratulations. So, this question is from Vixrs. "Shadow died in SA2 and came back in Heroes. Jesus died on the cross and came back 3 days later. Cast for Bible storybook game? Remember if VeggieTales can do it, Sonic can, too." [cackling laughter begins after reading ‘Jesus died on the cross’]

IAN FLYNN: [audible laughter] KYLE: Well, I mean, it would be… [laughing] I mean, there is an audience for it. IAN: [as Shadow] “This is what you wanted, isn’t it, Maria? My body to be this bread?” KYLE: [laughs] Oh no… IAN: Mm… no, I— I do not think we will ever go there, because that means according to all the parallels, Yahweh is Black Doom, and I… KYLE: [wheezing laughter] IAN: …No, absolutely not. I mean, I can absolutely hear him say, [Black Doom voice] “You shall have no other gods before me,” but that’s gonna piss off a lot of people. Having the clearly demonic-coded alien being, hmm, the ultimate of all fathers, so no. No, no, no, absolutely not. Please don’t… KYLE: [still laughing, cannot hold it together] IAN: …No. [laughing] KYLE: Yahweh? No way! [still laughing] Oh, man. That’s the funniest answer you could’ve ever imagined.

—— TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: Please remember that nothing that is said on BumbleKast is canon! It’s just some guys and their opinions occasionally spitballing ideas. If you don’t like an answer, you don’t have to take it as Word of God [pun not intended] or anything like that. It’s all just for fun!

[umbrenshadow]

WOAH LOOK AT THIS IM MAKING A FAN COMIC

First (this one) Next

Lost In The Void by @umbrenshadow (not sure if I wanna keep it on this blog, the @umbrenshadowart blog, or make a new one for it. Aaaa)

[macaron-n-cheese]

Horatio Hornblower: Apartment "Complex"...Really? I find it quite simple. Archie Kennedy: You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? William Bush: Based? Based on what?

[archie-sunshine]

im going to see a movie :]

[flower1622]

Percabeth in other universes:

[gleaming-glasses]

Supportive

[the-sonic-cafe]

🤜🦔

Sonic the Hedgehog issue #205

[pinkanonwrites]

Hopping on the TFA OC train, @archie-sunshine was so kind as to help me with designing my TFA OCs! Here they are!

This is Joyride, and her mini-con partner Hotwire! I was inspired by Kesha's new song to design a character, only to find out there is an oft-overlooked Targetmaster by the same name, with a partner named Hotwire. So they're kind of my revamped re-imagining, not the same characters as the OGs but just so happening to have the same names.

Joyride transformers into a suped-up, lime green Humvee, and Hotwire into a walking minigun-style flamethrower. They're Decepticons but only in the barest sense of the word, and have a lot more fun ripping around on Earth than they ever did on Cybertron.