#Assisstant

[v-albion]

GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Masterpost

[galedekarios]

new emmrich screenshots from dragon age: the veilguard photo mode details

bonus:

[ilaac-art]

this town aint hot enough

[feminineenergylife]

Feminine Tip:

Accept Help

- Women nowadays are taught to be independent, strong & never look to others for help. But this is the opposite of femininity

- The feminine woman receives help & assistance.

- The feminine woman is okay with getting help from others instead of trying to be strong and prove that she can do it all herself

- She knows she's not weak just for receiving help.

- We are only one person. We can try to do it all but usually end up tired and struggling.

- If you need help, ask.

[urhoneycombwitch]

rockstar!Eddie modern au where people are making edits/thirst posts about reader and he's like 😡 that's my wife! I had 'em first, blocked! 😡 but then saves the posts to his phone to giggle and kick his feet to later (like we do with Eddie edits don't lie)

it’s assistant!reader having to take over as social media manager for the day and stitching a reaction vid to one of the hot edits of her (to the song FTCU by Nicki Minaj of course)

POV swivels to Eddie who’s on a green room couch, lying with his arm crossed dramatically over his eyes. he’s in his preshow fit of ripped black denim, cutoff white tank top, tattoos on full display.

You’re laughing at him. He’s in real pain over this hot edit of you and you’re laughing.

“Why do you care, weirdo? If people want to make sexy edits of me, who’s stopping them. You’re not my boyfriend,” you say from behind the camera.

Eddie props himself up on his elbows, hair fanning out against his shoulders as he moves. “Wanna change that?”

The camera drops immediately into your lap and your disappointed “Eddie…😑” is heard before the video stops.

(everyone in the comments argues about what your ship name is before the video’s been up for 20 minutes. by the end of the day, there are conspiracy theories surrounding Eddie Munson’s hot assistant being tied to the mysterious model on Corroded Coffin’s latest album cover.)

[sparky-is-spiders]

S1 Jonsasha AU where Sasha is the Archivist and they start slowly spiraling as they uncover more and more mysteries. Their fascination with The Horrors drives them into each other’s arms. They stay later and later. The storage closet becomes a shared living space for them. Martin hasn’t noticed. Tim doesn’t know what to say to get his friends back. They’re losing themselves in the Archives. They egg each other on. They start becoming more paranoid. Jon is so endlessly, doggedly loyal. This is the only person who can understand him. This is the only person who he has ever understood. They love each other so so much.

[kisaraslover]

i just thought of something i think Mokuba would have a "girl help" phase where he randomly cries out to some "girl" entity about petty stuff or to complain about his brother like "girl help my brother is going to be late to his only brothers graduation cuz he gotta look at laptop screen some more" "mokuba its crucial for our next launch-" "girl help hes not even dressed yet" and then it quickly turns into an inside joke to pray to the BEWD like "Blue Eyes White Dragon Help I Cant Lose This Bet i have NO MONEY" "NO Blue Eyes White Dragon Help ME I told him not to blow all his money on stupid collectibles"

all that culminating in real moment of KC employees witnessing their CEO pinch the bridge of his nose at a failed trial, expecting him to start grilling them but he lets out an exasperated "Blue Eyes White Dragon Help" and goes back to the control panel and theyre all like ?????????? we do that now????????

[dragontamer05]

I know this is still early (like extremely early) days but you have no idea how HYPED I am just to hear that discussions are even happening.

Fingers crossed it goes better then the Cirque du Freak Movie

Also I think it's just so cool that Shan wants to keep fans in the loop even if in like these earliest stages.

[askmafiabobvelseb]

What's this?..

Someone has returned..

(BW)

Luna walks to the hospital, Walking through the front doors as the blood soaked bandaid slowly slides down from her eye, And she approaches the front desk.

You do not need to hold thine breaths anymore, Viewers, Luna has returned and is healing smoothly.

[s0fti3w1tch]

Another tip for TMNT fanartists (and fanfic authors who write injury)! I know quite a few of you are aware, but just for those who aren't:

If you wanna explore a take with more turtle-ish biology...

Reminder that turtle shells aren't just attached to their bodies. Their spine and ribs are attached to them directly.

This can sort of be seen in 2012 TMNT, when the turtles got electrocuted those couple of times. I think it's a good combination of the human skeleton and turtle skeleton that actually doesn't look the most awkward. Like the ribcage spanning the area of the shell, and also the widened pelvis in exchange for making the ribcage almost all the way down the shell.

And while not the most visible, in some shots, the spine curves further back into the shape of the carapace. Even if only slightly.

For a more extreme example? Note this example doesn't quite match the more humanoid leaning parts of the mutant turtles, but, just as an extra point:

An artist, Satoshi Kawasaki, created various illustrations of a human skeleton with animal skeletal structure.

The turtle one looks like this:

Take this as you will.

Also draw and write the turtles' skeletons however you want lmao, this was just something I wanted to share because I may or may not be a huge nerd.

Hope this helped anybody who cares about this in their TMNT fanwork! :)

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

We’ve seen assistant verse reader being jealous, so (if you feel inspired) could we please see assistant verse Bruce being jealous that someone is flirting with reader before they’re public? :)

The problem with beautiful women, Bruce reflected, was that everyone thought beautiful women owed them their time.

But as he watched you talking to someone, watched you smile politely. Keeping your hand in. Not being public with your relationship meant that people still circled you like vultures.

Waiters flattered you hoping for a number. Society dick heads tried to tempt you into their bed just to add a notch to their bedpost. Journalists, delivery men, men who worked in the office... All over the place. People wanted your attention.

And as Bruce watched. He stewed. He was no different. He wanted your attention. All of it. And he was ready to charge over there and claim you. Sticking his tongue down your throat and having you melt into his arms. No more hiding.

It wasn't time yet though. He still had ground work to lay. He wouldn't have people calling you a gold digger or assuming you were being coerced. It was going to take time.

He just had to be patient.

[izzys-focking-resignation]

I teach an evolution and Biodiversity class, and I am so sick of grading assignments that have this answer copied down. I made a meme to warn my students about why they need to think critically about things they Google

[threestripeslider]

classroom doodle‼️they‘re the cool kids now

[applecherry108]

Will there be a bad guy or any threats to the turtles in genera, like I don't know... Bishop or the krang

Oroku saki with an evil look on his face 👀👀

Love your work ❤️❤️❤️

N….not really? 😅😅😅 The closest my au gets is the Foot Clan and even then, once they realize their Beloved Son is a Hamato, they go about dismantling the dark armor real fast. And without the Evil™️ in their organization, they have no need to free the krang…

And since Draxum has a New Found Appreciation for humans since, you know, his son is genetically human, he sorta….abandons the whole mutagen thing, so none of the mutant villains are present…

Even the Battle Nexus is transformed into a more Ninja Warrior-esque competition…

Honestly, it’s all just interpersonal drama. It’s a lot of custody battles and divorcees getting back together lmao

The biggest villain of this au is Loneliness and Guilt.

Anyways, check out these designs.

[urhoneycombwitch]

perfect time to send in my rockstar!Eddie thot that he includes you on his album covers like Scorpions' Love at First Sting or something similar where you can keep your anonymity (if you're not as comfortable with the spotlight) but Eddie will put you on display

missionary shot on your nails digging into his back, or riding where all you can see is your thighs and Eddie laying back with his head turned towards the camera or my personal favorite of a pov shot of Eddie between your legs looking up with siren eyes. Anyways 🤸🏻‍♀️

+18 mdni

verrrryyyyyy this 🥵

Okay but the way his casual dominance would show thru. like he’s so protective of you, so supportive of your decision to want to remain anonymous. he’s fiercely vigilant against paparazzi- the only picture they’ve gotten of you in the last MONTH has Eddie’s giant palm covering the side of your face 🤭

but when he’s got you on camera he gets off on showing you off. for surrreee. your thighs rippling with each slam of his hips as he spears you on his cock, face-down view of your ass. a chin-down frame of your pretty lips around his dick, sucking noisily as his cum leaks out. his sweaty bangs between your legs as he laps at you, pulling you deeper into his mouth by your thighs.

(better yet this is assistant!reader who will flay him alive if her nudes ever get leaked and he’s so scared of her that he takes extra care to keep the videos on lock, just for himself)

[agent-jaselin]

It’s been his last request before he died to go on a nice adventure with the wol twice now and Krile had G’raha stay home to watch her shit im very cross.