#Bäms

[denschnappichmir]

Adam Schürk mit fettigen Haaren, drei Tagen Schlafentzug, geplagt von seinem Kindheitstrauma und Schuldgefühlen, Augenringe so tief und dunkel wie die Abgründe seiner Seele

Me af: hallo, schöner Mann, kann man sie zu einer Bierdose einladen?

[felikatze]

i think i was doomed to hate the sonic movies on principle as soon as it was revealed the german voice of sonic would be fucking. julien bäm.

the disrespect. marc stachel has been doing this shit for literal decades, and you replace him with a fucking youtuber.

[flamethrower-seagull]

So German tumblr, how are we feeling about this years Hallmark movie being set in Heidelberg?

[urlasage]

[teal-skull]

Bison I'm sorry but I'm too much of an anime nerd, I only see Alucard

SORRY FOR THE SHIT PAINT OVER WITH MY FINGER BUT DO YAL SEE THIS

[theroundbartable]

It's such a shame, really, that most of you guys don't know anything about youtube Germany. Like, most stuff on Youtube is in English, obviously, which means that I can't expect you to know any of the insiders or even Youtuber that are really popular over here.

Like, you don't know Rezo, whose political analysis video turned the German election upside down in 2019.

You don't know Coldmirror, whose Harry Potter synchros (parodies) massively influenced our humor when we were children, -

or Julien Bäm whose Youtube career is cinematic. Like, he and his team have created a youtube metaverse including all kinds of youtuber cameos, references to Youtube beef, scandals, or other things of the kind that you would not believe the quality of. The link below is a music video from five years ago when he filmed battle rap between the four guardians (toothfairy, Easter bunny, Sandman and Santa) and is basically the prequel to the newest videos he's uploading these days.

Like... This is insane and the CGI is improving on such an impressive level!

[echotunes]

bin jetzt bei Kapitel 8 und es ist irgendwo sehr lustig, sich komische Übersetzungen für Sachen zu überlegen. bin grad bei "escriptas" = "die Beschrifteten". das hat so den Vibe als wär da jemand mit nem Ettikettdrucker drangewesen und hat auf alle einmal so ein Zettelchen geklebt. bäm. get beschriftet idiot

oder auch das eine Mal wo ich mir nicht ganz sicher war, wie ich "Lodo" übersetzen soll, ne Viertelstunde lang auf duden.de diverse Synonyme für "dickflüssige Substanz" rausgesucht habe, und mich dann sehr davon abhalten musste, das Zeug "Pampe" zu nennen

[nevermindigotthis]

Bäm! Another Bille Lurk! I don‘t know why, but I really enjoy drawing her.

[official-german-translationen]

Hallo! Weißt du wo "alles bäm" herkommt? Ich habe es neulich zu eine Freundin gesagt und sie war total verblüfft und hat gesagt es ist nicht Deutsch. Ich habe es wohl wegen Tumblr im Kopf... Aber warum? 😅

Das eheste was mir dazu einfällt ist diese Foto-Story aus der Bravo? (das kommt oben auf wenn man Alles Bäm googelt) Bin nicht sicher inwiefern das im echten Gebrauch gewesen war

[snow-body]

actually i had planned to make progress pics, but my lineart looked so ... not promising, but then i got lost in drawing and bäm... worked out after all, ... sometimes i forget that CSP offers these new head sculpts.

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Jouluevankeliumi nuorisokielellä chatgpt:n tulkitsemana.

Jeesuksen synttärikeissi

Okei, joskus kauan sit, kun Roomaa bossas keisari Augustus (se oli basically OG presidentti), se päätti, että kaikkien pitää käydä ilmoittautuu veroihin. Tää oli niinku admin overload, ja kaikki joutui matkustaa kotikaupunkiinsa hoitaa tätä IRL, ei mitään nettilomakkeita LOL.

Joosef, joka oli sellanen low-key normijäbä Nasaretista, joutui lähtee Betlehemiin, koska sen suku oli sukua kuningas Daavidille. Mukana sillä oli sen bae Maria, joka oli super raskaana (niinku "baby loading 99%").

Mut ku ne pääs perille Betlehemiin, se oli täys farssi: kaikki hotellit ja AirBnB-mestat oli overbooked. Eli ne pääty jonnekin eläintalliin, mikä oli tyyliin antiikin versio "tää käy kai sit". Ja boom, Maria synnytti siellä Jeesuksen! Ne swaddlas sen vauvan cozy vibes only ja laitto sen makaa seimessä – koska silleen, mitä muutakaan ne ois voinu tehä?

Paimenet saa next-level notifikaation

Jossain pellolla oli paimenia vibaa yössä ja vahtii lampaita (eli niinku chillaili 0 wifi, 100% IRL). Yhtäkkii BÄM taivaalle ilmesty enkeli, ja koko taivas alkoi loistaa niinku joku sick valo-show. Paimenet oli ihan "WHAT IS THIS," niinku traumat unlocked.

Mut enkeli droppas rauhoittavan viestin: "Älkää skitsotko! Mulla on breaking news, ja tää on BIG DEAL: tänään teille on syntynyt pelastaja – Jeesus, Kristus, Herra. Se on siellä Betlehemissä, ja te löydätte sen vauva-mode päällä, kapaloituna ja chillimässä seimessä."

Ja sit yhtäkkii se oli encore-moodi: taivaalle spawnaa koko taivaan crew, ja ne alkaa heittää ylistysbiisiä: "Kunnia Jumalalle korkeuksissa! Ja maa full of peace ja hyvät fiilikset niille, joita Jumala arvostaa!"

Kun enkelit "loggas ulos" taivaaseen, paimenet oli hetken ihan mind blown. Sit ne oli vaan: "YO, let’s mennään tsekkaa tää nyt heti IRL."

Ne juoksi sinne, ja guess what: kaikki oli just niin kuin enkeli sano. Siellä oli Maria, Joosef ja Jeesus-beibi, joka näytti niinku joku seimen kuningas.

Sit paimenet rupes heittää koko kylälle "storytime": mitä ne oli nähny ja kuullu. Jengi oli ihan shook ja "Omg fr??" Maria ei sanonu mitään, se oli vaan quiet mode ja deep reflection vibes.

Mut paimenet oli ihan hyperfiiliksissä: ne käveli himaan ja kiitti ja ylisti Jumalaa niinku isoimmat Jeesus-fanit ikinä. Ne oli ihan "tää oli elämäni yö.""

#BetlehemVibes #OGChristmas #JeesusOnTheSeimi

[politikwatch]

#CDU #Minister 🤔 u.a. Spahn #Trump-#Fanboy &

#Project2025, #HeritageFoundation Fan🤮 Video ⬇️

[sabotage-on-mercury]

HUG ATTACK! lots of hugs 4 u! bäm! 💖🫂✌🏻

ADDIIIIII MY HEART🥹🥹💕💕 hugs very much needed thank youuu!!

Big hug back🫂🫂💖 and HAPPY EASTER!

[elektrischemaidchen]

We have a little something planned for tonight ;) Let's see if it works out the way we want it to. In the meantime, I've collected a few probs, including this lovely book that I don't want to withhold from you.

It's by Hope Bridges Adams (-Lehmann), the first German woman to be allowed to take the state examination in medicine. Unfortunately, my copy is rather battered as it has been used a lot. (In another life I once studied cultural history, with a focus on female sexuality & gender in the 19th century, hence perhaps the one or other Maidchen lyrics and my dedication to Lisztomania ;)) And yes, we are planning a song about her. ;)

H.B. Adams was not only a doctor, but also a women's rights activist. She had a really difficult time at university, was constantly bullied by her male fellow students and cut off her hair and wore men's clothes so as not to attract too much attention. When she campaigned against the ban on abortion in 1914, her licence to practise medicine was summarily revoked for a time, and her reputation was completely destroyed afterwards.

Girls can be anything. Unless it's the 19th century. Or the upcoming weeks in 2025...

This book, ‘The Women's Book. A medical guide for women in the family and for women's illnesses’, was published in 1899.

Tag yourself ;) :

And although it is of course characterised by medical knowledge of the time, it is very progressive.

"Enthusiasts, fanatics and hypocrites demand the use of abstinence for reasons we can refrain from discussing here. Reasonable people do not bother with such proposals. They know that nature is a force that can no more be overthrown by theories than a mountain can be overthrown by a swarm of gnats. Least of all does the sexual instinct submit to the compulsion of any academic or religious determination. No religion, no philosophy and not even necessity has been able to suppress it. And do we want to be smarter than nature? If we imagine we are, her revenge will soon teach us how little we have understood her. If we really do succeed in depriving the species of its rights, we will sacrifice our happiness and our peace."

Bäm, burn your corset! Or not! Your choice!

[fugsbunny]

Da heute ja sprich deine Sprache Tag ist: Na, alles bäm bei euch?

[irrlicht-writes]

Down below are all the notes I took for the epilouge~ Beware of spoilers, naturally, also beware handwriting. If you can't read it, then I'm sorry but I'm not typing that all out :>

SCRIBBLES (epilouge) -Redfall comes back -> he tells Vox what he did -> made Al "a man" -> well that's not too weird is it? Lots of dads would buy their son a hoe to make him a man -> so Allie just overreacts -"do not call me that anymore" -"is that really what he did? did he say that? how do you know? and even if it was, it could still have been terrible" (niffty to vox) -maybe redfall pretends to be nice? -I loved you, your mother never did -> and look where she is, she did it right -"finally we're a real couple!" -> Al scrubs himself in the bathroom after (sexy times) -All I have is Niffty -> All I have is nothing -I saw you and Redfall kiss -> putting out "if that's what you want" - "yes" -"I think I might be-" (in love, al to Vox) (maybe morse idk) (french?)

-"you know in your heart what I said is true!" (abt mother) -"heart? you mean this useless piece of flesh?" (rips out heart)

-7 minutes in heaven -the thrill of first love (falsettos)(yes im a basic bitch sue me) -domestic in the kitchen (literally it's sweet (as sweet as they can be ig)) -'sexy' in the bar (singing, dancing, grinding & vox being needy as usual) -lead over to talking abt Val (maybe Vox says after singing he never does that with Val -> Al being like "i dun wanna talk abt val" - "omg are you jealous?? omg you are!") ->leading to small fight, vox sleeps in his own room -> next day bäm redfall

-"he was my friend once. sometimes, he still is." (after Al rips out heart and leaves room - he doesn't care what happens to Redfall)

->after it all, Vox can't look at Al anymore (bc he's disgusted by himself&Al thinks it's cuz Vox is disguisted with him) -maybe: "what do YOU want?" - "i want to make a deal" (idk let's see how it goes) -make one last deal -> give back what's yours for one treat (idk make it sound good) ->AL ASKED FOR A BOON TO BE GRANTED TO HIM BEFORE HuMPER I'M SO SMART<- -removes the memory stick out of vox's head; making vox forget al

-"it's lighter than he thought. apparently not many memories were worth keeping, in the end. maybe val's would be heavier. but it doesn't matter. vox is free now. in the end, he truly does have nothing." -> memory stick is light bc the memories are all happy - happiness is never heavy ->the two escorts Alastor made a deal with -> maybe they are with Vox now?

CHARLIE POV -initial -maybe she notes that Alastor is a little mopey (he wont tell where he was) -she also feels a bit guilty for not looking for him at all -she comes up with the dance competition - Alastor likes dancing! (no idea its fake atm) -"oh girls cant participate…" -so Al tries dancing with Angel but that doesnt work -> Angel isnt used to dance with other people and Al has a problem with the height ->"isnt there someone you can call" (husk) ->"i suppose i can! hand me your phone angel!" -> calls Vox and Vox shows up, they dance (like swanacheron) ->"did they fuck or fight?" -Charlie catches them being domestic in the kitchen -oh yeah Charlie "convinces" Vox to stay at the hotel he's so hard to persuade

This was my initial pitch to myself. Next up, pictures!

Plus a 4am bonus: