#BATchelorette

[goosologist]

i have unfortunately come to the conclusion that he’s kinda cool

[monarchee]

Some Stardew chibis I did of me and my friends spouses :)

[itsmumei]

Emily best wife 🫶🏻

[wheressmimii]

stardew valley bachelorette doodles!! i got prismacolour pencils for my birthday and wanted to test them out <3 close up images below!!!

maru!! everyones favourite woman in stem

leah!! i want to paint with her jahdgshja

haley!! she reminds me of myself i love her

penny!! (i still don't understand the penny hate, she's so sweet)

emily!! my in-game best friend <3 she was the first one i drew!!

and finally... abigail!! (her hungry ass could NOT be a geologist)

(the outfits are inspired by the Seasonal Outfits - Slightly Cuter Aesthetic mod spring outfits, where emily is inspired by Emily Revised - Seasonal, and maru is inspired by Maru Revised - Seasonal)

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[art-but-only-sometimes]

How your character might react to the sdve bachelors and bachelorettes after they wake up after having a nightmare(s)

just to make sure this is clear this headcanon list is about the farmer (you/ your character) being awoken after the bachelors/ bachelorettes have a nightmare/ nightmares

Spoliers: Victor, Spohia, Olivia Warnings: mentions of death and war-related nightmares/trauma (possibly)

Batchelor's:

Lance: With working with the Stardew Valley Guild and the First Slash as well it probably does have its unfortunate share of dangerous and scary things. Some of them even make their way into his memories and dreams. There have been a few nights out of the year when he stayed and your house or he stayed at yours. (or maybe you started at the first slash guild hall like you do for his 10 heart event.) When you feel Lance stir in his sleep or completely sit up straight in bed. You can't help but worry and be a bit surprised when it happens. If you don't wake up Lance tries to go back to sleep without you knowing. He doesn't want you to ever see him as weak. Or ruin that image of someone who is very confident that he's worked hard to build. However, if you do catch him waking from a nightmare, he'd be a bit surprised and sorry he woke you up. He might want to talk about it or he might not, depending on the subject of the nightmare. But I don't think he'd be opposed to you hugging him and telling him it'd be alright. Staying up with him and talking about it or something else entirely. Eventually when he feels like going back to bed and trying to get some sleep before you both have to wake up early like you both always do.

Victor: Like his mother Victor had escaped a war back in The Grotto Empire. So that would come with an unfortunate amount of nightmares. That and not being able to find a job or thinking about what could have possibly happened to his cat can sneak up on Victor from time to time. He doesn't seem like the kind to jerk up out of bed Myabe a gasp or sitting up halfway. If you were awakened by Victor's sudden stirring in his sleep he'd be a bit surprised and also apologize for waking you up. He'd try to hide it at first but confess a bit that he's had a nightmare. Trying to blow it off at first that it wasn't that bad and it wasn't something that you need to worry about. But if you press a little bit he might cave and tell you, not everything but enough that he'd be comfortable with. He'd talk about it in a quiet tone as you listened. Not looking directly at you, you might have a hand on his shoulder or on his hand. Moving your thumb ever so slightly back and forth, trying to calm him.

Rasmodius: Being the protector of the valley comes with its own stresses and sometimes they get to him in his dreams. While Rasmodius is a very confident and assured wizard in his nightmares he dreams about what would happen if the magic shields protect the valley fail. If the amount of monsters in the mines grows in uncontrollable sizes, despite knowing that scenario is unlikely (but still terrifying), or if you of all people go into the mines and don't come back out. Those things haunt him despite himself trying to assure himself with facts and logic that it won't. One night though he may stir from his sleep from a particularly bad nightmare. He isn't used to someone being there at night, certainly not sleeping next to him. In the past, he might have used work to distract him from the nightmares he'd had. But now with you, he has someone new. But if may take some convincing to get Magnus to stay in bed with you. He may not want to talk about it or he hasn't had anyone to talk to about nightmares or things that bother/scare him in a very long time. But if he does you two talk about it for a while in a hushed tone. Maybe holding hands if Magnus wants to and slowly drift back to sleep.

Batchelorette's: Sophia: I think that Sophia has nightmares it would be about the day she lost her parents or possibly about losing you. The day she lost both her parents was the worst day of her life and as much as she's tried to move on with her life, with therapy, medication, regular doctor's visits, etc. it's still something she does have nightmares about from time to time. If you're awoken by her suddenly moving. I feel like if she tried to hide it she wouldn't do a very good job. Trying to say it through tears but eventually gave in and gave you a big hug. She'd try and explain what her nightmare was through tears but not get it out as clearly as she'd want it. You'd hold onto her and say that everything is ok. That you're here and you're not going anywhere and that everything will be alright. Maybe rubbing her back or brushing your fingers through her hair.

Olivia: Olivia, along with her son Victor, came from the wartorn Grotto Empire. That alone has its own set of fears and nightmares. If she had any nightmares ever it'd most likely be something like that. She'd also lost her husband due to that war. Olivia is a pretty quiet sleeper I imagine so her making movement in the night doesn't happen that often. She'd try to hide it if she woke you up by accident. It may take a conversation for her to admit she's had a nightmare as well as whether or not she's shaken by it. She knows she's far from any conflict but still, assuring her that she is safe and nothing's going to hurt her definitely is reassuring enough to calm her nerves. Maybe even enough for you two to go back to bed and fall asleep.

Claire: Clare has the kind of nightmares of her being at Joja ( or if you finished the community center then being back at Joja). Endlessly scanning, endlessly working. Never getting a break, never relaxing. Morris hovering over her constantly telling her what to do and how it isn't good enough. She doesn't outright scream when she wakes up from a nightmare but I feel like she does gasp. Sometimes she tries to go back to sleep but other nights she sometimes wakes you. She might talk about her dream and you'd stay awake and listen. Thinking about how you used to work for Joja and how much you didn't like it. How familiar it seems to you. But you both eventually do fall back to sleep, close together or in each other's arms.

[awakeandlonely]

Kombat kids headcanons :)

A/n:just some random headcanons ive been thinking about and wanted to post. Some suggested subscorp but not really.

Cassie got heat rashes as a kid and Johnny used to stay up with her at night but now Jacqui stays up with her

Takeda and Cassie are Kung Jins wing men

Takeda and Kung Jin were eachothers first kiss in their teens cus they had the talk of 'if i kissed anyone it would be someone i care about'

After learning that her powers were from Mediterranean decent Cassie put more effort into learning about her ancestors like how Johnny would have when he found out.

They used to take trips to small towns and villages where their family was from

Cassie and Jacqui took a girls roadtrip as Jacqui's batchelorette party cus she had a small wedding so Cass was her only bridesmaid and Kung Jin was Takeda's best man

Kung Jin and Takeda were childhood friends since the Shirai Ryu was reformed

Takeda got the dad talk from Jax but also Cassie when he and Jacqui started dating

Takeda has a tomagotchi that he takes everywhere and leaves with Hanzo when he goes on missions. Kuai Liang now refers to it as his grandchild and no one knows who hes on about except those three

Cassie has her dads nose

Kung Jin doesnt care if its cold after his life as a thief hes gotten used to it so when he saw Liu Kang (or any past revenant) have an extreme reaction to it because they havent felt the cold in a while hes confused for a minute not necessarily about them but himself. He starts seeing more changes in his life because of his past as a thief and also his family problems. He confides in Liu Kang or Kung Lao in this only after a long while of them being concerned in his recent hesitation while doing certain things and bugging him about it till he finally just tells them everything (Liu Kang makes sure the room is extra warm for him).

They never talk about this again

Takeda and Frost have a sibling rivalry

Cassie can bake and she sometimes does with Takeda. She tried to get Frost to do it once but that resulted in her needing a new kitchen sink and a fear of robotic grandmasters

Cassie and kung jin meet up and debrief in all the drama and gossip

[moreover-clover]

Each time I watch the Batchelor or Batchelorette and we get down to the final 2 people they always have a "I'm in love with both of them, how am I supposed to choose" moment and while I'm not polyamorous (though I love and support those who are!!), each season I can't help but thinking "..... why choose??"

Like, if you look at it from the bachelor/bachelorette's pov, they signed up to date multiple people at once. They sign up to date multiple people and build multiple relationships, kiss multiple people. And from the group of men/women's pov, they walk into this knowing the person they're pursuing is dating multiple people. They live in a house with the other people pursuing them, go on group dates, some of them even form friendships with eachother while fighting for the bachelor/bachelorette's affections.

Like I just want one of these seasons for the bachelor/bachelorette to confront the final 2 like they do EVERY season and be like "I've fallen for both of you 😭" and just once, just ONCE, have one of the final 2 be like ".....I mean I'm cool with that 👀"

[alwayscobrakai]

Tell me about your aus

okay i sat here for like 10 minutes trying to think of which au to talk abt and couldnt decide so im just going to write little summaries of all my favs and i can elaborate if requested

all of these were made with my wife <3

dream au: its 2009. johnny and daniel start having weird dreams about each other. the dreams seem to have continuity?? and are all extremely vivid and clear. johnny is the first to break and actually find daniel in real life to ask "hey am i insane or are these things real???". daniel has a minor breakdown but eventually admits they are and a relationship builds from there. theres also the same thing happening to 2019 era daniel and johnny and they are a Lot less normal abt it

tkk3 rewrite: i mentioned this one recently. the set up is all the same up until the point of the silver reveal. after rescuing daniel, miyagi still refuses to train him for his own reasons. before she leaves, jessica mentions she met a 'karate guy' at a nearby grocery store and maybe daniel could go train with him? daniel is at his wits end and goes to check it out only to find its none other than johnny lawrence <3. johnny finds the situation hilarious at first and agrees but once he finds out how fucked the situation is hes like. okay im like. actually going to help you what the fuck is happening

classic 'the one where theyre dating in tkk1' au: self explanatory. after the beach fight johnny approaches daniel and is like hey sorry abt that. ali makes me crazy lol. wanna get ice cream? and daniels like wtf is wrong with you. but yes ok. johnny struggles with having to outwardly pick on daniel around his friends but being a complete sap with him whenever theyre alone. their friends slowly clue on and each have mixed opinions on it.

danny and marty au: mid 90s. daniel is at a bar for a batchelorette party and starts getting hit on by a dude named marty. he is at first not interested but comes around after marty offers a karate spar in the alley outside. they end up going home together. the next morning while marty is making coffee, daniel is snooping and comes across a cobra kai gi and freaks out. 'marty' is actually dutch <3 who assumed daniel was a different guy after he failed to recognise him and thought 'well its not every day you get to screw a lookalike of the dude you were obsessed with in high school'. after daniel calms down they awkwardly exchange numbers with a vague promise to catch up later. dutch immediately drunk calls him that night to call him sexy and the au goes from there

i jokingly named this one harem au and it stuck: after a sleepover and messed up game of 'would you rather' the cobra boys all realise their obsession with daniel might not be exactly 'platonic' and all start trying to seduce him in their own ways. daniel very quickly picks up on this and thinks hey fuck it why not? ali thinks daniel is insane. johnny is trans in this one just for fun <3

[lovecolibri]

I knew this space setting was eventually going to remind me of Midnight Burger in some way, but I did not expect it to be the bride-to-be from the batchelorett party being an orb that did it.

[polaroidcats]

Now i am a little worried if it is homophobic of me to get super straight married during the Pride Month 😥 should we cancel reschedule this??????

bat are you getting cold wings before the wedding???? i think the geoseeker wedding will be the gayest straight wedding that ever happened, and in any case, the batchelorette party might be the main event anyways and since you'll be spending that with all ur gal pals (gn) it would be almost homophobic to not make it very gay. so the straight wedding doesnt rly matter anymore...

if you're still worried just make him be a horse the entire time then everyone will be worried abt u marrying a horse instead of u marrying a man!

[ofcrimsonenchantresses]

"Just how mad would you be if i signed you up for the Batchelorette?"

Wanda didn't look up from scrolling on her phone, lying on the sofa. "Pretty mad, I don't have time to listen to thirty men unpack their deepest trauma on me under the guise of a date. Not for free anyways." She told him. She then looked over at him suspiciously. "Why?"

[itsmumei]

Sketching some batchelorettes for a Tiktok video✨

[c0unt3rc0m84t]

Gimme a fanfic of Chloe Price,Sabine Wren, Ginny Weasley and Alyssa Foley all doing a batchelorette party at the same time that Rachel Amber and Lucy Gray are having theirs. Imagine the chaos. Imagine them somehow crashing each others and the chaos that ensues of pure unfiltered ladies having to deal with the performer girls. Fuck it, toss in a group of Catwoman and Bela Talbot and Black Canary just for good measure.

[art-but-only-sometimes]

Stardew Valley 12-20 heart headcannons!

Female Bachelorette Time! ~~

✨📷🌻💄Haley's turn! ✨📷🌻💄

Haley:

📷 12 heart event: Haley asks you if it's ok if she can take pictures of your farm and you while you are working. You say yes and she comes over later to take pictures. She takes a lot of pictures of your crops and your animals. Especially if you have little baby animals or chickens. She surprises you while you are working and takes a picture of you. She goes on to say how she doesn't like candid pictures and prefers pictures that are taken in the moment. She says she got a lot of you while working too.

📷 14 heart event: You head to the beach and Haley is already there. She's surprised but also very happy to see you. She asks you what you're doing here. (I'm collecting seashells/I wanted to come to the beach.) If you say you're here to collect shells, she's glad to see you here and she helps you. If you say you wanted to come to the beach she says she's glad you took a break to come here. You two spend time at the beach enjoying each other's company and having a good time.

📷 16 heart event: Haley invites you over to show you her latest pictures that she's taken. She points out the pictures she took at your farm and of the two of you at the beach. She says she likes taking pictures of scenery and animals but you've become her favorite person to take pictures of. You two get closer together and kiss.

📷 18 heart event: You head to Haley and Emily's shared house with a big bouquet of sunflowers. You've already placed it on the table and Emily is there too. She comments on how beautiful and healthy they look. The front door opens and Haley announces herself before coming in. Emily takes the opportunity to leave and says hi to Haley as she passes by. She asks what's up with Emily as you step aside to reveal the big flower vase of sunflowers you brought with you. She's a bit speechless at first and she is so grateful that you came over today. (I wanted to give you a gift, I know sunflowers are your favorite/ I had extra sunflowers and I didn't want them to go to waste) she looks happy at first and then gets sad. You're surprised but then she explains how she's missed her parents since they've been away for so long. But she's also so glad that you're here and that she's dating you and that you care so much about her. You hug her and kiss her on the forehead. She asks you if you have time to stay, she's been taking more photos and wants to show them to you. You say yes and the two of you head to her dark room.

~ Marriage~

📷 20 Heart Event: same as Haley's 14 heart-event, the cake-walk quest.

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Back again with more, the female Bachelorettes are taking more time than I thought but I'm still going to get them done!

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Lets recap. How did Madam celebrate her birthday? by u/GreatGossip

Let´s recap. How did Madam celebrate her birthday? So in this flurry of puff pieces coming our way (did money roll in from merching?), let´s just recap what Madam did on her birthday:Had a dinner with Harry and the husband of a "friend". Sinners in California told us that the pictures were not on her birthday, as they were taken on an evening, and at the time of publication it was still sunny. Other sinners reported that it was Harry having dinner with the guy and Madam gatecrashed. Madam and Harry did not leave together.Went to the movies with Portia and watched Barbie, then had a party with some batchelorettes at San Ysido Ranch. There are no pictures to verify this story.Befriended John Travolta (not on her birthday, but the story was released on the day) at an "Archewell party at the Beverly Hills Hotel". This party does not appear on the Archewell site, a sinner has told us. There are no pictures.Released at least 4 stories in DM, one in the Sun, one in People etc., including a story about Madam calling the shots at home, and how Harry is happy about that. Released a blind where Madam claims to have recieved a "100k gift from a billionaire". This is verified by absolutly nobody.No reports on any special gift from Harry (but when has he ever given her any special gifts?).Divorce imminent????? post link: https://ift.tt/uDk91EL author: GreatGossip submitted: August 05, 2023 at 12:22PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[mastcrmiind]

closed starter for beck oliver&&jade west | @strwbrrymccn​​

to say beck had been having a long night had been an understatement. there’d been a few crowds from batchelorette parties through, all of which they flirted heavily with to increase his tips, which got them dirty looks from the brunette across the bar who’d been providing the entertainment for the night. as the bar began to clear out they made their way across the room, leaning against the wall as eyes met with jade’s “so, good night?” he raised an eyebrow.