#BLORBO BLEEBUS I NEED YOU

[berryblu-soda]

first i sillied then i seriousd U_U

SAT LEAVE ME ALONEEEE I WANT TO TALK ABT THE BLORBOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[valhelos]

i’m curious about the coma au👀

You've activated my trap card!!

The Coma AU is a character death fix-it fic for Artemis Fowl where Julius Root (my beloved blorbo bleebus) never dies but instead falls into a coma for 5 years or so.

Some of it is about his friends dealing with his coma/absence until he eventually wakes up and from there on it's just him adjusting to his "new life" where everything is kinda changed but also not really. (It's also a case fic because I want these bastards to do some semi normal work without the entire world being at stake ffs.)

It's also my eternity project because I mostly just think about it in bed before sleep without writing anything down until the brainrot reaches critical mass and I spend an entire night writing.

[scrunkliestpossum]

been thinking. and by thinking, well. *spins Jason Todd in my head like a microwave*

[breadandblankets]

wake up in the morning, see people trying to invent slurs for metas, enough internet for today

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Real complainers don't meticulously tag every character they mention for maximum output. I am yelling into the proper void as nature intended

[dreemurr-skelememer]

kia i dont know if you still remember but you once did this "omg its blorbo bleebus" meme template thing for Dream and Nightmare but specifically Dream and you crossed off "murderer" on him why did you do rhat why is he a murderer . if you ever explained I wasnt there please pls pls i need to k.now. please

oh my god it took a journey to find this image it's genuinely ancient now (NOVEMBER 2022...) here it is for the people who want context:

since it's almost 3 years old, i can't really say i completely remember why i ticked it off but it's like.

there is absolutely NO way this guy is a non-murderer

"but kia good people don't kill" yes they do. good people can and sometimes will kill. being good isn't reliant on killing people and not killing people. that's just not how it works. if morality was that easy then we wouldn't have issues with knowing who's good and who's bad

especially with the responsibility of the multiverse on his back to keep its balance, i absolutely refuse to believe he never had to let go of anyone in that manner

killing isn't always murder, but knowing dream, he probably thinks it is. especially when it comes to judging himself. so he counts. he counts

[taiyoukeidisco]

okay hi guys. i actuallt didn't think i would be holding an event like this but thanks to you guys, here we are!! it really means a lot to me that i've gotten a HUNDRED followers in the time i've been active on this site, and i want to thank all my oomfs and everyone who helped me achieve this goal. i love you all! /p

okay sappy stuff's out of the way it's hardcore EDIT time hell yeah

PROMPTS:

Day 1: make an edit based off a song from this playlist OR edit a character for the first time

Day 2: make a gift for a friend OR edit a pair of siblings (NOT ROMANTICALLY EW)

Day 3: edit a rarepair OR an overrated pairing

Day 4: edit one of the characters i've had in my layout before (rui, nene, emu, minori, sayori, es milgram) OR edit your blorbo bleebus

Day 5: edit a sun/moon pairing OR edit a narrative-doomed pairing

Day 6: edit a character who you headcanon as having a disorder/disability OR edit a character who you headcanon as being queer

Day 7: incorporate flower meanings into your edit OR free day

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tag your entries with #taiyoukeidisco100 and tag me i will love you forever thank you

How it Works:

the event will officially start TUESDAY, MAY 2OTH. it'll end on june 7, which should be enough time if i did my calculations right! i can also provide extensions if anyone needs

everyone will be entered in the raffle upon completing one prompt, and added again upon finishing all of them. anyone who completes all the days but doesn't win gets a moodboard yippee

first place gets: 2 layouts, 2 psds, an icon set, and replycons

second place gets: 1 layout, 2 psds, a moodboard, and replycons

third place gets: 1 layout, 1 psd, and a choice between a replycon and moodboard

you can post as many edits as you want per day

have fun! yippee

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[cosmoknightchaos]

I need to see your blorbo bleebus thoughts on uhh (forgets literally every media you enjoy) Mago..

MAGOLOR KIRBY SERIES,,,,,,

[dreamstormdragon]

03 Leatherhead for the ask game, if you're interested! :3

OH

YOU'VE COME TO ASK ABOUT MY BLORBO BLEEBUS!?

MY JOY?

HIM?

So...

I LOVE THIS BOY

This was the first version of Leatherhead I've ever seen and while I love ALL versions... Yeah, no this one's the best one, I take no arguments or exceptions lmao.

I'm legit pissed we were robbed of a Rise LH because I feel, in general as a whole he's not utilized ENOUGH.

Especially 03 LH.

This boy, is literally the turtles big brother? He shares a direct origin with them, with the Utroms!

Like, seriously you know what? We got to see Turtle Tots, where was my "Baby LH?" I doubt he mutated to an adult already.

I really wish we had gotten a chance to see his life actually growing up with them, as family because I can only imagine.

The way he re-finds himself, after that loss, thanks to the guys and especially with how fast they went,

"BIG BROTHER? BIG BROTHER?! OURS NOW!" collecting sibling figures like pokemon trainers on route 1. I love how, the writers leaned wholly into his role both as a combatant and an intellectual. He's not afraid to defend himself... or acknowledge, there's even limitations to his own prowess.

I always loved reptiles as a kid, like I was the kid who was always tuned into animal planet and stuff, so getting into this show, ALREADY LOVING REPTILES? And then THIS GUY APPEARS?

Big crocodile man?

YES?

Plus, my first introduction to TMNT was Good Genes which featured him quite heavily, so he's always been a favorite of mine, due to that memory. His bond with the guys, especially Donnie is just so darn sweet and seriously, we needed just more of this guy in general. I love how Master Splinter just readily accepts him as another kid, his boys brouught home for him.

"Ah yes, my sixth son, the crocodile. 4 turtle sons, a caveman son and a crocodile son."

As a whole I just adore this guy!!!

Also, I HATE HIS BACK TO THE SEWERS DESIGNS massive downgrade L level downgrade. DEAR GOD

NO

We don't accept it. That design didn't happen lmao

ALso, Fast Forward season 2 was supposed to show that he lived that long? That he was STILL AROUND? (And given the oldest on record was a whopping 122 years old? I think a mutant with access to tech to keep himself healthy, would absolutely be still around. Frankly, I'm stunned FF season 1 didn't have him as at least a DECENT ADULT for Cody to be around. (Then again if Leatherhead saw Darius Dunn HOLY SHIT he'd be dead...)

[pet-shop-of-horror-fan]

Young Fandoms: If you have one critical thought, that makes you a hater, haters are toxic, and toxic people harass creators. This means you are personally threatening to kill the creators' grandmas!

Aged Fandoms: Good morning bros, dudettes, and non-binary pals! Our beloved Blorbo Bleebus's MacGuffin needs no interduction, and neither does it's many flaws. Here is how I would fix them!

[screamingsquamousthings]

mutual 1: i thibk i need to be put down

mutual 2: girls with fat hairy tummies CAN I GET AN AMEN

mutual 3: i want to die by someones side and rot together in the forest and when our skeletons are dug up in some distant future they will no longer be able to tell who's bones were whose

mutual 4: *27 reblogged pictures of birds*

mutual 5: this one is such a banger *spotify link to the worst song you've ever heard*

mutual 6: *post disagreeing with a take so bad you have no idea how it exists*

mutual 7: blorbo bleebus is SUCH a tragic character, hes been through so much and hes lost everything and

mutual 8: i drew blorbo bleebus with his tits out, enjoy

mutual 9: fuckkkk i need him so badddd

mutual 10: i made brownies today :3

mutual 11: my religion involves no god, instead it is sunbeams and laughter and talking to your friends about nothing in particular and a cat laying on your lap and delicious meals and thunderstorms and love

mutual 12: anyone here think about the eroticism of spoiled milk

[mamuzzy-creates-stuff]

"Go and raise hell" - Alpha-17 to Deadshot on his ARC graduation The ARC Trooper with armor clean as if he was a shiny, but his face is weary from battle scars, wrinkles screaming about years of experience, and there was certain sadness in his eyes only those had who faced the horrors of war before… only Deadshot didn't remember any of it. All he needed to know that he suffered amnesia due to an explosion and no one came for him after his rehabilitation. That's how he ended up the 501st after Alpha-17's ARC training program. All Deadshot knew that whatever the fucking galaxy is about throw at him, he will ENDURE. ENDURE. ENDURE. It's his mantra, sometimes whispered in his dreams, whispered when injured, whispered when Rex avert his eyes. Be strong and endure because if you fall behind once again, no one will be there to help you get on your feet. Endure and survive.

He is my everything. My precious babyboy. My miserable meowmeow. My emotional punchbag. If you have questions about this pretty little blorbo, don't hesitate to ask! He will try to answer as best as he can...

MASTERLIST TO DEADSHOT RELATED POSTS

「501 shenanigans」 [ART]

16/06/2023 | Captain Rex, ARC Trooper Fives, Clone Trooper Hardcase, ARC Trooper Echo, Clone Trooper Tup, Clone Trooper Dogma, OC: Deadshot | Sketchbook | Draw the Squad | Fives is nude but nothing important is visible | They are dorks your honour

「Deadshot gets the love he deserves」 [ART]

03/08/2023 | OC: Deadshot | Sketchbook | He is a miserable blushy mess | 

「Comfort a character: Deadshot」 [ART]

03/09/2023 | Can be viewed as Cloneship or just comrades | OC: Deadshot, ARC Trooper Fives | Comfort a character prompt | Umbaran darkness hide the tears of the grief-weary troopers |

「Shattered」 [ART]

12/09/2023 | OC: Deadshot | Sketchbook| BPD related art | no warnings applied |

「Fives x Shots」 [ART]

CLONESHIP 23/10/2023 | OC: Deadshot, ARC Trooper Fives | They are in love, you honour |

「Mlem.」 [COMIC]

09/11/2023| OC: Deadshot, Clone Trooper Hardcase, Clone Trooper Tup, Clone Trooper Dogma, ARC Trooper Fives, ARC Trooper Jesse | Torrent barrack shenanigans | Boys being boys | Hardcase is a kind of friend who randomly licks your face |

「Stargazing」 [ART]

12/11/2023| OC: Deadshot | Deadshot loves watching the stars | Space art thingy |

「I've got a birthday gift from Corey!」 [ART] 

13/11/2023| OC: Deadshot, ARC Trooper Fives, Clone Trooper Tup | Character reacts to post | Deadshot is a softy | A wonderful gift, thank you so much <3 |

「The captain isn’t entirely satisfied with the new ARC trooper」 [Comic]

CLONESHIP mentioned 29/11/2023 |OC: Deadshot, Captain Rex | Blorbo bleebus | pls don’t take this post seriously or else Shots will die of embarrassment | that’s what happens when I draw with migraine |

「Deadshot has one of those days」 [ART]

12/12/2023| OC: Deadshot, Clone Trooper Tup | Sketchbook | Breaking down in 3…2…1… |

「Bruiser isn’t entirely satisfied with the 501st new ARC trooper either」 [ART] + Part 2 [ART]

CLONESHIP 11/12/2023 |OC: Deadshot, OC: Kissar, Corey’s OC: Bruiser |  Bruiser has a crush on Wolffe and Kissar is a supportive brother | Characters reacting to post | Collaboration with Corey :)))) | This cries for a continuation |

「Deadshot has one of those days」 [ART]

12/12/2023| OC: Deadshot, Clone Trooper Tup | Sketchbook | Breaking down in 3…2…1… |

Skrunkly Shots[ART]

Skrunkle trooper!shots made by nuclearteabag |OC: Deadshot | Gift for me <3 |

「Deadshot has one of those days again」 [ART]

05/01/2024| OC: Deadshot | Character reacts to post | ith, you managed to get him feel something :DD |

「Deadshot has one of those days yet again」 [ART]

16/01/2024|OC: Deadshot | Deadshot has one of those days but this time he is pretty

「Deadshot reacts to Fives portrait」 [ART]

Fives x Deadshot (OC) CLONESHIP 16/01/2024 | Arc Trooper Fives, OC: Deadshot | Fives exists and Shots is melting |

「Sketchdump」[ART]

FIVES x DEADSHOT ECHO x TECH MAZE x BOOKS CLONESHIP 02/02/2024| ARC Trooper Fives, OC: Deadshot, ARC Trooper Echo, TBB Tech, Alpha-26 Maze | sketchbook | Various sketches about cloneboys + JungleSkirmish!AU lore |

「One of those days」 [ART]

07/02/2024 | OC: Deadshot | BPD art | He is not alright | sketchbook |

「He was supposed to be dead to begin with」 [AO3]

FIVES x DEADSHOT (OC) CLONESHIP 20/04/2024| OC: Deadshot, Captain Rex, ARC Trooper Fives | Fanfic | Wordcount: 2446 | Mature | Talking about a dead person and grief | Captain Rex had enough with Deadshot's digging into the past and decided it's time to have a conversation neither of them wished to have. | If you perhaps read the older version, this one went through a little editing. |

[shingekicornwrites]

tbh I read ur bad miracles fic and it’s so good sometimes I forget it’s not canon. and then I get mad when I remember it’s not canon cuz it’s so fire wtf do you mean this isn’t how things play out. and imo it makes complete sense that izuku’s dad is just an asshole deadbeat who walked out as soon as his kid turned quirkless, way more than all of the other theories out there.

anyways I was wondering if there’s like. a specific reason/backstory behind why izuku’s pet name for hinata is “peanut”? or is it solely bcs it sounds cute. just curious abt that. anyways tysm!!!

so the fun thing about character writing is that when you have a solid grasp of the character, you stop putting too much thought into their dialogue. You don't need to expend that much effort. Because once you grok a character, their dialogue just sort of...happens. Character voice is more than just their voice claim, it's how they shape every sentence and how they communicate and all the little nitty gritty details that can make you look at a line and go "Yeah, that was Blorbo Bleebus alright!"

It's also how you spot bad character writing, a la "He would NOT fucking say that"

And I've worked with Izuku for many years now. In many aus that never got published and some that did. And when I began writing out dialogue and scenarios for this particular fic universe, I did not christen Hinata with her nickname. It just showed up.

It popped up in the dialogue and who am I to question it? It belongs there. Hinata is small and cute (and very deadly to specific people). She is Peanut.

(Hisashi was a relentless nicknamer. He nicknamed everyone he could. Izuku is not so bold as to also do this, but take note that he never dropped Kacchan after years of torment. Izuku may not force a nickname on everyone around him, but he'll sure as hell stick with one he settles on.)

[simplegenius042]

Music Monday, WIP Wednesday, OC SMASH OR PASS & "OMG It's Blorbo Bleebus" Character Sheet

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Three songs for The UnTitledverse Original WIP called The Dark Awakening, the sequel to A Blast In The Past, two WIPs for Life, Despair & Monsters and A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore and character sheets for a character in Wings And Horns.

The Dark Awakening is a planned sequel to an original work of mine called A Blast In The Past in The Perfect Storm saga of The UnTitledverse. Calvin Dearing actively works to push against the purgatory he's been forced in by the Narrator, with a new obstacle to "Find The Keys" in Chapter One.

"Soon enough, you'll come round Embrace this darker art What goes up must come down Everything moves in arcs

("Gee whiz!")

You've been walking round in cycles And you've had your ups and downs (Ha-ha!) When you passed out we made contact Extremely deep underground

I've been drawing seven circles And that's where he can be found 'Cause these creatures need their sheep So he can free us from these bounds."

Chapter Two is where Calvin finds out the identity of the Narrator, and the illusion begins to crumble with another key found. So the Narrator pulls out his trump card: "The Devil's Swing".

"Dreams do come true I was deceived by karma's tune* and now I'm coming after you Who is laughing now? You thought that you could cut me out but now the ink is pouring down A trend** was created out of ink Then molded into a 3D beast You can hear him coming by his taping feet It's Me*** and the Devil's Swing

Snap back to the era when the swing was king Now the workshop fading in behind the scene There's a deep, dark secret hidden underneath It's "Bendy and the Ink Machine!"

"Oh, Terrence****, I got your message There's still a sketch on my old workdesk It might have been a bit overzealous To collect all six of these office relics

I haven't seen my peers in over thirty years But there's no one here except grinding gears And my rising fears."

"The illusion of living was only the beginning Ink incarnate that's sinning, presented in Sillyvision The illusion of living was only the beginning Ink incarnate that's sinning, presented in Sillyvision!"

[*The Narrator has no relation to Joey Drew, and neither does Calvin. **The Narrator has no relation to Bendy, and neither had the Purgatory he made. ***Note that here the Narrator would be relating the Devil's Swing to just himself, meanwhile in the fourth line of the next verse, it has quotations to "Bendy and the Ink Machine", where the Narrator playfully, in a mocking manner, relates this fic to one of it's inspirations (that being Bendy And The Ink Machine). ****Calvin has no relation to Joey Drew, as his boss is Terrence Carmine]

The last chapter is "Can't Be Erased", where Calvin's found the Keys and now must find the forgery to meld them together as the Narrator raves and does everything within his ever decreasing power to keep Calvin within his grasp.

"Can you describe the face you saw? Could it be one you recognise? We'd never harm the hand that draws Imagination cursed us all with life

Shamed and defaced Scathed and disgraced Tainted by hatred And can't be erased Creators betrayed us We've got it on tape We've written your fate And it can't be erased

I was not always a monster Once I was somebody's muse Innovation made us stronger But that power was abused The machine is thumping And the ink is pumping Now, you need to run Because the Demon's coming."

"I really need help, someone send a telegram I'm surrounded by upside-down pentagrams I don't have a guide Just a little bit of candlelight With an axe that I don't know how to handle right That Little Devil Jester's* on a lot of reels Long as he's on one, he cannot be real Stop the projections, he's** off his reel Got a feeling he and Carmine*** got a deal An unholy bargain, a demonic seal With a master plan that I must reveal Won't be long till that ink's all congealed Upon my body, head to toe, all concealed But a little bit of bleach should do the trick I'll never watch another damn cartoon, I quit!" "Look at you, you're scared of a moving pic." "Hey, how'd you get that tutu to fit?"****

"I'm blinded by this evil growing My heart is full of people-loathing With secrets that I keep from showing I am the wolf in sheepish clothing Flood the shop with ink flowing Push it to the brink of blowing We hope you don't think of going Weigh you down to keep from floating Come with me, we'll bring you joy***** You'll be kept from being lonely Kicking, screaming, sinking slowly Give your soul, it's what you owe me."

[*The projection of a cartoon character that Calvin has never made nor seen before looks like a jester. **Bendy is not a character in A Blast In The Past nor in The Dark Awakening. ***Terrence Carmine is the closest counterpart to Joey, though Terrence has no involvement in this purgatory state (though he did have a hand in Calvin's human death). ****Since Bendy doesn't exist here, Calvin is just replying to the Narrator. *****As mentioned, Joey Drew doesn't exist, and joy is the closest to to rhyming with "Joey" (not really but bear with me)]

Here's a WIP snippet of My Heart Goes Doki Doki Literature Club!, where Monika is still reeling from the fact that, from what she can tell through the facts, she is alive and is in reality. You know, typical existential musings:

Monika traverses on the concrete path at a slow pace as she passed Sayori's neighbourhood, on her way home

Or where I think home is.

One of the many oddities she's experienced in this reality was the lack of recollection of anything after she deleted the game - the files, the setting, her friends, herself, EVERYTHING - yet the unmistakable recognition of faces and scenery without knowing how or why they came to be.

It felt similar to her default programming; the personality, opinions and appearance that she was preset with before the curse of self-awareness manifested.

The relationships she had with others, the values she was meant to hold for her role as the Literature Club's president; all predetermined before she became alive, knowing what she was supposed to feel towards others without any prior real experience in the first place.

Nothing learned, just predetermined. And it was the same here.

She made the conscious effort to continue to keep one foot after the other, the hazy and pained feeling of her jello legs utilizing the muscles she now had to keep her balance and proceed forward.

Monika still wasn't over this sensation; not just of her body, but of the sounds she could hear, the words slipping past her tongue, the colors that burned into her retinas, her first taste of porridge still lingering on her tongue and almost making her teary eyed again.

Granted, the overwhelming senses had caused her to take a few sick days off last week (much to her chagrin) after that embarrassing incident in class. She was gladly over the nausea now... only feeling slightly lightheaded whenever she had to face her frie- no, clubmates.

The ones you murdered, the voice of Him said. Well... not His voice, rather MC's voice, but the tone was the what Monika could differentiate.

She shook her head, ignoring His demeaning voice. Strands of coral brown hair loosening out of the shitty bow tie she hadn't quite grasped in perfecting. At least by the standards of the game.

She blew out a huff of air, unsure what to make of Him. He was everything to her. He was the only real thing in a false reality, and she tried everything to make Him see her. To look past the A.I's of her clubmates to the only being real in a digital world.

And He had seen her. Had seen what she did for Him and was disgusted by it. Went as far as to reject her. Delete her.

And even now when she was in the same world she had yearned to be in... without Him physically here... she only had the voice He used to communicate with her, a remnant that just like Him, hated her.

She slowed down, but not out of the negative emotions that brewed when thinking of Him, to her surprise. Monika look to the small iron gate that greeted her, and gazed her green eyes to look upon the pale house.

She didn't know how, but she knew she arrived to her destination. Monika found the sensation eerily similar to how her programming worked.

She turned to face the house, uncertainty weighing down on her like an anchor.

Is there a family that awaits me here? a question invaded her mind, accompanied by, A father? A mother? Maybe siblings? Or am I an only child? How close are we? Do they leave me be... neglect me even? Or are they the overcritical type? Hovering around expecting only the best from me?

Those questions did nothing to ease the tension twisting in her stomach. Nor did the jingles of keys when she brought it out of her blazer's pocket.

Taking one uneasy breath, she unhooked the gate, and made her way to the front door. Though she knew this was home, she couldn't help but feel a cold dread fruitlessly trying to pull her from unlocking the only way inside the now intimidating house.

SMASH OR PASS

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

MARISSA "RESS" BISHOP (A RADIOACTIVE CALAMITY OF LOVE, BOMBS & GORE [FALLOUT])

QUICK FACTS:

Height: 6ft and 2 inches

Age: 45 (but looks to be in her late twenties thanks to the rate of age between humans and Displacement/Human-Displacement hybrids, the genetics of which she received from her evil father, Arcane Urias)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: A raging Bisexual.

PROS:

Ress is a confident and dominant woman

In spite of her popularity, once she's in a committed relationship, she's committed and will never be unfaithful.

She's actually funny.

Dating her means benefits from the Bishop Crime Family (as long as you swear not to rat them out). E.g. unlimited funds, gifts, romantic dinings, protection (though Ress is enough protection in herself).

Very into PDA.

A very reassuring girlfriend.

Ress is part basically living energy that has a fleshy body, and is extremely durable, unlikely to become exhausted (at least in most situations), and can utilize energy into an offensive/defensive weapon (can be lethal... or non-lethal, depends on her mood). You basically got a girlfriend with (all-kinds) of energy superpowers.

Easy to take care of (just leave her out in the sun or the nearest energy source to photosynthesize once her energy reserve depletes... or zap her with electricity [BEWARE: This kind of makes her libido skyrocket]).

She's open to try out all kinds of kinks and quite experienced. Also very communicative during sex, like zero misunderstanding will happen with her.

CONS:

Her confidence can be borderline arrogance if left unhumbled.

Getting into a relationship (of any kind) with her means acknowledging that one day she will outlive you (in age). You especially need to get her to acknowledge this as she might attempt to sabotage the relationship.

Ress' is a bit ignorant to the fact her comments can be outright offensive to humans, and she is very casual about it. Also likes to intentionally push any tense situation into worse (mostly to give her the opportunity to embarrass people and show off).

Very touchy.

She is part of the Bishop Crime Family. And she is very close to her family, so please take into consideration of the cons (e.g. assassination attempts since Ress being Ress will not shut up about the relationship if it's serious, there is the possibility the if the family discovers your relationship they may push you both into marriage to "officiate" you into the family, the fact her family is amoral at best and immoral at worst, etc).

Daddy issues.

May brush off your compliments because she doesn't think she really deserves them.

Can be quite possessive and jealous and will not acknowledge that she is.

Very flippant about her feelings and will likely focus on you rather than herself because the Omniscience-forbid my characters ever face and process their trauma like normal people.

Jumps the gun on "murder first, ask questions later" considering what she was taught in the Bishop Crime Family and the Wasteland.

The Arcane Urias may attempt to end your life since he will view you as a weak point to hurt Ress. [Also she and her brother Ore are very open about wanting to kill their dad so... don't be surprised about the "revenge-murder board" in the lounge one day].

XIANG BA'AL (WINGS AND HORNS)

[Image is a reference to what his appearance is most similar to: Kagetane Hiruko from Black Bullet]

[Also he's having the time of his life for a Sloth Demon whose a dad out for revenge for his adopted daughter]

You can find the template below:

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

[gilraina]

Many years ago (10, I wanna say?) there was this one person on here who argued very passionately that if you are a woman playing DA2 as a male Hawke instead of female, then you either have some internalised misogyny you need to confront, or you're a filthy fujo fetishising m/m relationships. And they absolutely refused to listen to people explaining that it's not that deep, that sometimes you want to play as a character of a different gender than yourself just because you can, that that's what role-playing games are for, etc. No, all these people were wrong and in denial actually. Why would you, as a woman, want to play a video game that has no gender-locked options (except for one straight guy you can only romance as a woman anyway) as a male character, unless you either hate women, or have an unhealthy obsession with gay men?

(They did graciously concede that, if you're a trans man, then you are in fact a man and this argument doesn't apply to you. I don't remember if they ever explained how nonbinary people fit into that)

I think the reason this argument still lives rent free in my brain all these years later is because it's so exemplary of a bigger issue I keep seeing in RPG fandoms, like DA or recently BG3. This complete dismissal of the role-playing aspect, and conflating in-game choices with players' real life personalities and beliefs. I don't know about you, but for me, a lot of the time, "why I, the player, chose to do X" and "why my character chose to do X" are two separate questions with different answers (though obviously they can inform one another - "I chose to do this because that's what I think my character would do" is a perfectly reasonable answer). But so much of the discourse around those games conflates the two, and I think that's how we get "DNI if you sided with X instead of Y", "literally kill yourself if you ever hurt Blorbo Bleebus", and to circle back, "the only reason one would ever choose X is if they're [specific type of person, likely one op doesn't respect]"

It's. Extremely frustrating. But also fascinating to watch. In a train wreck kind of way

[watery-melon-baller]

blorbo bleebus ask for the other half of your otp. jesus

i know who you are and I need you to know I saw a chart thing that was like for ur worst otp and I'm so mad I forgot to reblog it bc that would have been perfect. anyways here