#shut up sheo

[berryblu-soda]

*looking at a comic on my feed*

*sees lady with snake hair* Oh is this Medusa? :0 *sees kakashi in the next panel* oh whoops! Hermitcraft :)

[berryblu-arts]

i present to yall the “lloyd please pick an eye color. jpg” <3

[newnevermind-sanity]

oops I forgot to post this to tumblr

[sevilai]

Tryna be a little less precious with my sketches. I can never get any ideas out the door because I can never polish them enough :')

Big on the idea that everyone is fine and the siblings just get to be okay and grow together. I'm huge on that actually. Some lil related headcanons under the cut~!

Ghost does indeed tire of the nail sometime around the (effective)age of 12, and in fact DOES join Sheo in art.

Hollow also does this, immediately after physically recovering enough from the sealing/infection deal to do so.

Both of them struggle with feelings of inadequacy with their work. They often paint together and help build each other up.

Hollow(Hero? I've been calling them that) is the type to shut themselves in a room for a few hours every month and walk out with bangers. Every single time. Would be a fantastic animator if the medium existed in Hallownest. Maybe it will someday!

Hornet's not good at drawing but is great at literally everything else. Sewing, crocheting, felting, sculpting, music, doesn't matter. She is unstoppable. Or she would be, if she ever finished anything.

They like to do trades a lot. "I'll paint you that book character you like for a plushie of this character I made." "Do you want a portrait? I'll make you one for a cool figure." It's mostly the vessels shoving art at Hornet until plushies come out.

[gamergenia]

in your thk shade au, do you have any ideas for any other characters that may be around? either way, i also wanna say i adore this au so very much

omg tysm!!! also I haven’t thought much of other characters besides from the main focus (thk, ghost, lemm) but I’ll use this ask the brainstorm since i do want to.

Let’s start with Sheo. I think that he has absolutely crossed paths with the vessel plenty, usually without them noticing. He’s unbearably curious about this weird ghost thing scampering around Greenpath, and has tried to /cautiously/ approach several times, to which it always runs off. So, he stopped trying to get close so quickly in hopes of building trust and making it less wary of him. Progress is very slow. A notable moment between the two was when he had stumbled upon them sleeping, and decided to take the time to paint it, and dipped before it had woken up. For a bug his size, he’s incredibly quiet and very sneaky, so he will occasionally get the chance to sit in the brush or shade and watch it just. Exist. He just wants to be friends but it keeps running away </3

I don’t think iselda, cornifer, elderbug, sly, bretta,mato, or zote would’ve ever had the chance to actually meet it. The knight has tried to show Iselda and cornifer drawings of thk, because they’re far too shy and skittish to make a proper appearance, but frankly they’re just confused. Bretta thought it was an original character they created, and zote was simply not shown anything. Sly was also incredibly confused, but recognized their head shape from the city. For mato, it’s similar reasoning as above, shyness and fear, but it also does not want to get too close to the wastes.

Oro has absolutely run into it before. Be it for a supplies run, or just a nice stroll, it’s happened more than once. With the colosseum dumping their dead just. There. It’s a perfect place to go for a snack run. Either that, Greenpath, or what’s left of the crossroads husks. Either way, he’s definitely stumbled into (and spooked) it a lot, so it’s grown decently used to his presence, and at times it’s trusting enough to touch it or get close. (orollow? 👀) Depends on how it’s feeling that day. He finds some comfort in its presence, and has gone through enough to care little of its meals of choice.

Tiso had run into it once, notably. Nearly shit his pants and tried to fight it in an attempt to scare it away. It worked. Huge ego boost. Would not shut up about “absolutely destroying that shadow monster” for a while. THK is still a little pissy about it and will glare at him ominously from a distance. Absolutely will not approach him.

I still can’t decide if quirrel is dead or not. Leaning towards not. If he is, then the vessel would likely avoid him due to his curious and at times prying nature. It does not want to be discovered in such a way.

I have no ideas for the Hunter, Jiji, or Hornet. If you have any and are willing to share I would love to hear them.

Also, I have definitely put some thought into Radi, I just didn’t feel like talking about her.

[luoisalunitic]

so like I have the urge to share all my HK human AU headcanons

Hollow Knight human au things

One: Long hair means great loyalty, those with short hair aren’t as great as others

2: vessels can talk, they choose not to though

3: Pale King has albinism, hence why he has light skin and white hair

4: both Monomon and Quirrel are immigrants from a far away country 

5: Hornets hair is really poofy because of her mothers hair

6: Radiance has a mortal form so she can walk around in the mortals 

7: White Lady used to fight, but put her down her weapon when marrying the Pale King

8: Lost Kin was adopted by Oro (no evidence, let me have this)

9: Sheo and Nailsmith are married 

10: Grey Mourner didn’t cut her hair so it’s long asf

11: Cloth, Quirrel, and Tiso are that one friend group where we have the happy, the smart, and the hot headed

12: Grimm and PK knew each other once

13: All vessels have the Kings brand either on their neck, back, arms or legs 

14: Everyone is somewhat still like their bug counterparts

15: Ghosts elytra was glued shut, and Hollows was broken/shattered when stabbing itself

16: Hornet, Midwife, and Herrah all have extra arms

17: PK has a tail and dragon like legs and feet

18: Radiance actually cared for Hollow, motherly instincts for the poor child 

19: Hollow only wanted to make sure Hallownest ended up okay in the end

20: Hollow and Quirrel were good friends

21: Radi and Shade Lord were good friends when they weren’t gods

22: Black Wyrm and PK are brothers

23: Markoth and Xero intended to help Hallownest but Radiance got to em

24: Hornet says Shaw because PK showed her a one of his 420 saw blades in still can’t pronounce it right 

25: They speak another language not English, Team Cherry was just nice about it 

26: Abyss tribe had there own language that no one could understand Moth tribe also

27: Monomon and Quirrel didn’t know how to speak this Hallownest language, thus why the Archives Lore tablets were messed up like that. And Radiance also doesn’t speak this Hallownest language, so she was like- yelling at the HK in a Radiance it doesn’t know-

edit: 28: THIS IS BASED OFF OF RADDEST LADDEST (I hope I spelled that right I didn’t want to @ you 😭) WHOLE POST ABOUT MONOMON IN THEIR PROSPERITY AU- but since Jellyfish have very long life spans in real life, Monomon will outlive almost everyone in present Hallownest, depression 👍

29: Hornet had also inherited PK’s albinism, so, she has silvery hair and light red eyes (mainly because Herrah has dark blue-black hair and black eyes.)

[depechem0defan]

sheo loves messing up with nuc, until he shuts him up with an angry kiss.

[cheeseandstrawberrytartlover]

Please please never shut up about your OCs I am sittibg here with HEART EYES

LEMME PLATONICALLY SMOOCH YOUR BLORBOS

- Sheo

[femshep-fatships]

"It's all Pun and games until someone starts a Mutiny"

[Shepard x Half the normandy crew]

Synopsis: all I'm going to say is this was just supposed to be women of the Normandy doing Zingers on Shep's weight and it got out of control.

Contains: forced feeding. Smooching. Button popping

"Its a black hole." Kate Shepard explained.

"You're a black hole." Jack muttered, playing on her smart phone that definitely is totally cannon.

Ashley and Jack hi five and each grab another donut.

"Guys this isn't funny its an emergency!" Shepard snapped.

"I know Commander your pants almost look like they aren't going to burst open again today." Miranda said grabbing shep's pudgy gut and cramming a third donut in.

Miranda and Jack hi five.

Choking down her third donut the redhead coughed and grew agitated: "Im serious here people, if we dont move we'll be crushed flat!"

"Why commander, have you stopped watching where you're sitting down?" Tali asked, grabbing a fourth Donut and pushing it into her short commander's mouth.

Tali and Miranda hi five. Jack fist bumping her, and reaching over to rub Shep's tummy without taking her eyes off her phone.

"Now really everyone! In about an hour this is gonna-"

"Shut up and get fat." Traynor said, stuffing yet (wouldn't you know it) another donut in her boss's lips.

"I like this plan." Miranda said putting a hand on Shep's shoulder. A look of confusion crossed Shep's face her protests muffled by a sixth donut stuffed in ontop of her half chewed 5th. Donut hanging out her lips, Jack's strong hand planted itself on Sheo's other shoulder.

Her head whipped between the two slowly growing fron concerned, to confused, to alarmed as Miranda, Ashley, Jack, Tali and Samantha Traynor began to push the chubby officer as one back.

Her legs stumbling as quickly as she could to keep from being pushed over but it was no use! She was on the floor in seconds.

Jack stuffed a pillow under Shepard's head. Mirand was busy poking donut hole after donut hole into those pouting lips filling up Shep's mouth and cheeks with as much sugary, fluffy, melt in your mouth goodness as she could manage.

Ash's massive fat ass sat on the kickj g struggling legs pinning Shepard to the spot as Samantha unzipped her N7 Hoodia and began to roll Sheoard's tank top up to her tits, exposing her fat, well fed tummy, and finally stretching the hem up over The Commander's bust so, while still hooked around her neck and arms, Sheoard's shirt was scrunched up across her collar bone.

Jack scooped a fat tit out and shook it.

"Look at your fat fucking tits jiggle." She popped it in her mouth and sucked on it.

Shepard was barely able to make any sound, her jaw crammed open with melting sticky dough and sugar, muffled by a packed mouth as she moaned turning pink. Traynor kissing her belly, a distinct three fingered hand plunging into her suddenly wet folds.

"Get fatter Commander." Miranda said firmly. "Eat, your crew wants you bigger. You saved the universe after all and died twice. All this dying...try a little living."

Jack grabbed Shep's face and began to kiss her: no tongue of course...Shep's mouth was occupied.

"C'mon commander you can do it. Let me see your fucking pants pop again. I wanna see that fat stuffed gut ruin another pair, this button is barely holding on for dear life. Eat a little more. You're not a bitch, are you? You can take another what 15, 50, 150 pounds?"

Shepard screamed but she was piled on by chubby ladies of all curves and body types. She couldn't move her arms her legs crushed by Ash's ass, every inch of her being kissed, and touched, and held and rubbed.

Her eyes began to flutter, Tali's teasing through her pants was making her brain foggy. Shepard just chewed, and swallowed, and chewed and swallowed and without even realizing it, had started opening her mouth any time she had room. To which the girls each put in parts of their own breakfasts.

Shepard's gut began to grow, to rise, a oule little hill getting bigger, wider, and rounder before their eyes as they stuffed her like a turkey.

Traynor was whining grinding against Sheo's left hip. Jack and Miranda wouldn't stop forcing her red, sweaty, mascara running face left to kiss Miranda, jerking her back by the jaw to kiss Jack, left to kiss Miranda, back again eating, and growing and eating until she started to feel it, her limit. Her rapidly swelling belly slowing like a balloon reaching full capacity. Till the girls could only see their own heads around the huge round orb.

"Things aren't looking so good for your pants commander." Miranda husked into their play pig's ear between cheek smooches. Her lips grinning as they pressed against the flushed, half cross-eyed face over and over again. Miranda rested her hand on the button of Shepard's pants, the waistband cutting her cut almost in two at this point, the little eye hole that caught around the button stretched taught. Loud, creaking noises of over pulled fabric joined the moans and pants and wet smacks of chewing. Shepard's waistband struggling to stretch to accommodate the big belly that had fit when she tucked it into her pants that morning.

Shep's big fat belly stuffed and round and

KAPING.

BLOOMPH

The Commander's last good pair of old dress pants finally burst, and the full glory of Sheoard's big belly blobbed out, expanding with a sigh of satisfaction as the two halves of her pants spread open like curtains.

"Fuck yeah! There it goes!" Jack snarled between smooches and breaths forcing Shepard's fingers against her needy pussy and grinding on her hand.

The button free, Tali shoved her hand under that big heavy gut into the Commander's pantsto rub Shepard harder.

Kate just lay there, blitzed out of her mind on pleasure and over stimulation. Moaning and whining as she let the crew fatten and use her.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Martin x Hero of Kvatch Headcanons and Stuff (feat. Avarenya)

Ship name: Martenya

Avarenya does not shut up. She grew up being told to be quiet ("A lady is seen, not heard"), and that habit kicked it when she ran away to the Imperial City. So now she thinks out loud more than Ed Sheeran! She gets herself into a lot of otherwise perfectly avoidable situations this way. Including going to jail and meeting the old Emperor. Just another Fredas night.

(Don't think I'm recounting the main quest. This is just as random as Avy's thought patterns)

Martin is Avy's impulse control. Which . . . doesn't always work since he's constantly asking her to go do very high-risk (for impulsiveness) things.

They constantly reference The Vacation to each other. The Vacation is a hypothetical holiday they'll take to Valenwood when the Oblivion Crisis is over. Avarenya wants locally sourced tropical fruit, Martin has never been to the beach in his freaking life, and they both need a nap.

Their conversations about The Vacation are typically nonverbal with many hand movements and occasional random statements. At this point Jauffre is too afraid to question them, concerned both the Emperor and and Hero of Kvatch have been touched by Sheogorath

nota bene: Avarenya does not mantle Sheogorath. Why? She has an older brother, Oromis, who's very important in the Mages Guild. Very serious know-it-all stuff. While his only sister is playing warfare with one Daedric Prince, he gets sent to investigate the one Oblivion Gate that doesn't look like any of the others and — oops, he's Sheogorath now. Ouch.

Sheo!Oromis isn't going to touch his sister (unless it's to pet that overexcitable brain of hers like a puppy) but he'd totally yeet Martin off the Hill of Suicides.

Martenya have no idea that freaking Sheogorath is sometimes stalking them.

But that's pretty heavy actually so let's put it back in the drawer and ignore it.

Avarenya is taller than Martin. Noticably. By like five inches. Ironically, at 6'3", Avy is considered below average height for the Altmeri aristocracy!

After retrieving the Sanguine Rose for Martin to use for the portal to Paradise, Avarenya invested in what's called the Sanguine Roast. She landblasts that sucker. Unfortunately, it has not dissuaded the Prince of Sex and Drums and Rock-'n'-roll from wanting in her tight leather pants.

Martin isn't comfortable sending Avy into constant danger, but he can't help but love it everytime she leaves. Leather pants, y'all.

Any bread these wackos touched turns into cornbread from the amount of corny energy they give off. They're radioactive with it.

Martin only calls Avy by her full name when it's serious. Notable occurrences include: Miscarcand, the Great Gate, Paradise, and the Temple of the One. Amung others.

. . . or, "Five Times He Called Her By Her Name, and One Time He Didn't Have To"

I cannot stress enough that Avy can and will just jump (stumble, slip, slide, meander) into a situation, while Martin's back there telling her "wait, no, don't do that" because that's how she ended up in the middle of a bloody sacrifice party with the Dagon cultists. Please.

Martin is the sun. Avy is literal sunshine. 🥺☀️ S'like the nicer version of the fingers and talons of the Black Hand.

Avy will make friends with anyone, if she can. But Farwil Indarys and that little Bosmer guy from the Arena try her patience. She is actually legit friends with Glarthir though.

. . . she does feel intimidated by Countess Carvain. Which makes . . . no sense because the Countess has always been polite, if not nice, to Avarenya AND she agrees to Martin's plan, so Avy doesn't know what's up there.

Oh Avy, so sweet but so internally paranoid from her upbringing, her subconscious convincing her that MartinxNarina is somehow endgame while her waking mind has no freaking clue! 😆

Avarenya/Martin/Narina political love triangle anyone?

Martin likes tea a lot, but Avy keeps bringing him imported coffee beans everytime she returns from southern Cyrodiil. He may have an addiction now.

Avarenya and Martin actually met once in Skingrad when they were kids. Martin was ten, Avy was nineteen (which is basically still a kid to Altmer). She got lost while her father was visiting his older brother during a summer festival. Little Marty and Avy ended up sharing watermelon taffy and unleashing a pen of sheep onto unsuspecting bystanders. It was lit. 😎

Avarenya has had to drag Martin to bed and tuck him in several times. She's only boinked his head less than half that number!

Growing up in a tropical environment, Avy gets cold very easily. Martin will go out of his way to get her a blanket when she comes in shivering from her latest quest.

In a modern AU, they'd totally have a meet cute/coffee shop story: Martin is a tired counselor burnt out on the wrong in humanity, Avy's a tired grad student burnt out on making coffee, and . . . Oh wait, it's a little depressing now. Hurt/comfort, anyone?

When they first kiss, they're on the battlements. Nearing midnight, both moons are waning and the shadows are heavy. They're cold by themselves and the air around them is colder still, but together, Martin and Avarenya are warm. Burning, like dragonfire.

Do I indulge in the overused trope of Skyrim's Last Dragonborn being descended from Martin? Uh, yeah! I like that trope. And anyway, I was thirteen when I made Leara Rose-blade . . . which is why she's Martenya's granddaughter when she should've been their great granddaughter. #writerproblems

It didn't take long for Martin to warm up to Avy after leaving Kvatch. She's a friendly sunshine personality and did her best to help him through the looming existential crisis of being the heir. She also shared her sweetrolls with him this one time.

Avarenya would totally be behind a whole Wandavision AU where she brings back Martin and they live in a magic fairy tale village bubble with mindless yesmen and their twin children. Baurus would definitely be Monica. Just picture it!

I love Martenya AUs, okay?

[berryblu-soda]

in light of recent events i´d like to bring back this image ashdhgdsh

he really was going easy on them huh?

[berryblu-arts]

Some more backgrounds from the buggy project :D!!

pretty proud of these ngl, comfort zone colors <3<3<3

bonus lil guys :D 🪲!!!!

[lionews]

man why people being jerks about my clan admin's king like MAN sheo's king isn't gorgeous in my tastes but it's still a really nice, pretty king

also about the person who said they gave away Pons and stuff in the main chat: man you gotta be a whole ass whale at the game to be able to do that (or be someone like Tycoon), man I'm cosnidered rich by most players due to my custom decor income and most I can afford to give out is like, 10-20 gb max, they can shut their lyin face up lol

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[kimmkitsuragi]

sheo and nailsmith SHUT UP

[justinwifewrites]

Chapter 8

Y/n pov: ok if we've known ant since I was 3 why are we having this dinner again" I ask "we know friend ant not boyriend y/n" my brother declares "so where are we going" he ask  "apple bees" I reply "how fancy" he remaked "shut up alex" i command "what ever" he says rolling his eyes "now ant go get dressed" "I am" (a/n 🧍🏾) "go dress fancy" "ok" I say while climbing up the stairs to find some clothes "WILL THIS WORK" "yes" "we just got to wait for Alex to find his sheos" "ok" they were  probably sitting down and watching tv and then they heard a knock at our door "hi" y/n greets "HI Y/N" Steph greet "hey baby" "I have a question" "anything" "why would you date my brother" "MOM I THINK STEPHIE WANTS TO STAY HOME" "no no no I'm sorry,IM SORRY" "never mind" "let's go" "ok" we get a big booth in the back "so when did y'all start dating" "a couple months back" "how did y'all start dating" "just did" "don't lie" his dad commanded "I kissed him one day" she mumbled "so y'all kissed HELLA time what made that time different" mom asked "I meant it" the table fell silent mom dad and sister all looked at each other "so was he bad" Steph asked "ok really Steph" he says a little annoyed "I'm asking a question" she surrender "well that's just appropriate dinner time conversation" his dad said sarcastically i pulled ant over "don't worry you was mad good papí" holy shit I'm moist I don't know how to get out of this situation "you good" his dad ask him "yeah just hungry" "sorry I'm late" Mario apologizes "MARIIIIII" he gave him a dazed head nod "you good big bro" I gave him the code action for a scenario "um ant didn't you text me saying you need to pee" "mhm" "let's go" I get my self echm  together and head back to the booth "what will you be drinking tonight" "sprite" "sweet tea" "coke" "beer" "Pepsi" "same" "is that all or would like some appetizers" "CAN I GET MOZZARELLA STICKS AND BUFFLO CHICKEN TENDERS" "what I say about yelling in restaurants" "I'm sorry" she whispered something to my mom "ok will do" the BASSICLY just harrassed us all night but I didn't mind as long they approve of me"

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