#Bane!Henry

[bullshittingmywaythroughlife]

Person B: Dom or sub?

Person A: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though

Person C: I'm gonna tell them

Person B: Don't you fucking dare

[butbrowtf]

one is a fucking menace & the other is too gay for it, goddammit

i downloaded like 262796368 episodes for this & it was so worth it 😭

[noughticalcrossings]

John Bridgens

Hold on, Henry

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

when alec lightwood said: and when one day people look back on me and what my life meant, I don’t want them to say, ‘Alec Lightwood fought in the Dark War’ or even ‘Alec Lightwood was Consul once.’ I want them to think, ‘Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him’.

and when prince henry said: because when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you and my love for you

[buzzbuzzlittlebees]

the fact that charlotte branwell canonically had the electrum whip before isabelle did is so wonderful like yes charlotte you would have loved to see her in action

[caterpillarinacave]

TID Characters as pictures I found on Pinterest:

Will the whole time:

Gabriel when it turns out his dad isn’t normal and moral and he has to fight against him:

Sophie when she catches Jessamine sneaking out:

The Consul @ Will when he starts talking about going after Tessa:

Jessamine on her way to marry Nate and betray her whole race of people:

Henry:

Charlotte after every Clave meeting:

Everyone after it’s revealed the Magister is Mortmain:

Jem:

Jessamine after getting caught condemning everyone who raised her to death:

Will and Tessa in Cadair Idris:

Cecily:

Sophie when she finds Gabriel and Gideon looking through Charlottes desk:

Gideon @ Benedict when he starts talking:

Henry:

Magnus walking in on Will and Tessa in Idris:

Woolsey Scott watching Will Herondale drama go down:

Cecily when the Shadowhunters aren’t evil people who kidnapped her brother like she thought:

Will finding out Tessa and Jem are engaged after confessing his love:

Gideon @ Sophie:

[he-is-everything-11]

Apart from the fact that they were both unhappy & depressed till the Love of their Lives walked into their lives, they also are the more dominant ones in bed.. and both Alex and Magnus find their Authoritative side a major Turn On! They are the same person in different Universes.

3rd gif from @sheisraging

[blueeyedgrlwrites]

Things my ships did: THAT

[dani-dabbles]

songs that altered entire fanbases

[c4tb0y0]

RIP.. YOU WOULD'VE LOVED.. but it's the infernal devices characters

Rip Tessa you would've loved booktok

Rip Will you would've loved the Megan thee stallion and Nicki Minaj beef

Rip Jem you would've loved silly cat videos

Rip Gabriel you would've loved the term 'daddy issues'

Rip Cecily you would've loved whisper girlies on Pinterest

Rip Gideon you would've loved Duolingo

Rip Sophie you would've loved Mitski

Rip Jessamine you would've keeping up with the Kardashians

Rip Charlotte you would've loved national woman's day

Rip Henry you would've loved Tesla

Rip Magnus you would've loved dating apps

Rip Woolsey you would've loved Vivienne Westwood

[bullshittingmywaythroughlife]

Person A: You... punched him.

Person B: I would've done a lot worse if you weren't here.

[edwinspaynes]

WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS COVER

ALSO HENRY IS ON IT WHICH MEANS WE HAVE OFFICIALLY WON FOR LIFE I LOVE HENRY FAIRCHILD

[sprnklersplashes]

sorry the fandom got ahold of your mlm couple. yeah they erased all their character traits and massively simplified their personalities so they could fit them into the "shy awkward gay guy x strong confident bisexual" dynamic. sorry.

[meraki-yao]

I was watching an interview from a Chinese rom-com in 2020 and one of the questions was "What do you think is the sweetest romantic declaration?"

And then I started thinking about what are the most romantic lines of my top ships: Malec (Shadowhunters, both show and book), Wenzhou (Word of Honour), and Firstprince (RWRB both movie and book)

Honestly, if I had to pick one out of all of the lines of all ships, I'd say it's "Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him." from The Queen of Air and Darkness, the Shadowhunter Chronicles for Malec. Like, turning eros (romantic, passionate love) into fuel for agape (sacrificial love) and actually making the world a better place for his love? I can't imagine anything greater than that.

For Shadowhunters show, it's Malec's entire wedding vow, I think it summarises what a healthy loving relationship is perfectly. Especially "I will catch you when you fall, and when you soar, I will help you reach your greatest heights"

For Wenzhou from Word of Honour, it's the sunbathing scene from episode 12, just calling each other's name thrice. There's something beautifully simple about that.

And for Firstprince, for the movie, it's "I'll break the sound barrier for you." I don't really know how to explain this one, it 's just the one that touched me the most. Especially after Henry's pled after a week of isolation and agony, the way Alex sounds so sure about it even though truthfully they're both lost and scared as fuck, the way it's a callback to the moment Alex realized he was in love with Henry... it's just fucking beautiful.

For the book, it used to be An Incomplete List of Reasons why I love HRH Prince Henry of Wales, but there was one night in late September where long story short someone said I was selfish for being an emotionally sensitive person which really hurt, so I tried calming myself down by reading RWRB. Then I read bad metaphors about maps out loud and sobbed even harder.

I don't fucking know? there's just something so beautiful about the way Alex writes, which is ironic when earlier he said to Henry "I can't match you in prose" because what the fuck, all of the emails are beautiful but to me turns out bad metaphors is a whole other level. Henry is a writer, he's good with words, those are his dearest tools, but in front of this email, Henry is literally speechless. What the fuck, Alex. What the fuck.

i need to hear TZP read bad metaphors, but I also think that will end me.

Yeah. My favourite romantic declarations from my three favourite ships.

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

i do not, as you may claim, have a type