#Bartolo

[pirulesenvinagre]

A recent criminal case has shocked Spain when Bartolomé Gómez Martínez (pictured) has been indicted on the grounds of up to 35 alleged cases of sexual attacks.

His victims, all of them male truck drivers were all attacked in the same service area of the M30 motorway in Madrid. Rumors of the existence of a serial rapist prowling the area increased among the workers of the hauling companies and other users of the motorway, which lead to massive outrage when suspects were detained by the Guardia Civil yet the assaults persisted, signifying the real culprit was still at large.

Finally, a large manhunt took place on wednesday, employing some young policemen dressed up as truck drivers. Almost 100 volunteers from the Chueca neighborhood showed up at the Guardia Civil headquarters, showing a great deal of commitment with the safety of fellow citizens.

Bartolomé was caught red handed trying to assault a member of the Civil Guard and promptly brought to justice. He faces a sentence of up to twenty years if his participation in all the suspected attacks can be proven.

In a shocking statement to the spanish public television, he not only made a declaration of guilt, but expressed pride in his criminal offenses and announced his intentions on repeating them as soon as possible, next time in the M40 motorway, as it passes closer to his apartment.

Demanding justice for his victims, we are raising funds to contribute to the psychological treatment of the assaulted truckers and to cover their legal expenses. If you are shocked by these news, you can donate HERE

[leporellian]

the correct way to interpret bartolo and marcellina i feel is that marcellina has just finally realized she's a lesbian with adhd at the ripe young age of 54 and bartolo is her kinda mopey drag-along who's somewhere between crowfeather warriorcats (Derogatory) and henry higgins myfairlady (Said with the curiosity of throwing a wet sock in a wind tunnel). she is blatantly using him for his money and he knows it and also cant really do anything about it. hes pacing around going WOE IS ME FOR MY MISTAKES IN LIFE MEAN I AM TRAPPED IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE (no sympathy given.) meanwhile shes at golden corral on a lesbian date using her husbands DiscoverCard to buy everyone in the building another round of dipping random shit in the chocolate fountain. in this, i believe

[supercantaloupe]

this moment was too good i had to turn it into the world's stupidest drawing

[cenaindie]

Bartolo e Marcos Campello – VENDO https://cenaindie.com/album/bartolo-e-marcos-campello-vendo/

[theprogressivesadist]

remember what joy felt like?

[yannakissecae]

Hoy se sale (con la térmica, que hace pelete)

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA La Stampa di Oggi mercoledì, 18 settembre 2024

[dzisiejsza]

Miesiąc ku czci św. Józefa. 0/31

[maurorojas]

⭐ Hoy estuvimos recorriendo el malecón con @robertrue, y tuvimos el gusto de conocer la obra de @bluesurbano, Alejandro es un músico que está experimentando con títeres y que tiene en exhibición a su personaje BARTOLO, cantando algunos clásicos del rock. Vayan a conocerlo, su labor es genial. Lo encuentran en el área Jardines del Malecón a partir de las 15:00 💥 — #music #blues #rock #titeres #malecon #jardinesdelmalecon #bartolo #puppets #artist #performance #creativeindustry #artbusiness #artmarket #Guayaquil #Ecuador #LATAM (at Malecón 2000) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn3HT0Bs7Fw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[shay-does-art-things]

the boots give her +3 to initiative

[schweizercomics]

Hey, friends! Opera fella Alek Shrader is launching his kickstarter for the HOUSE OF BARTOLO (a classic horror movie aesthetic production of Rossini's BARBER OF SEVILLE) set that I got to design and do the art for; it's a 2 foot/60 cm-wide model of Bartolo's gothic villa, at roughly the 28mm (1/56) scale common to gaming.

You can follow the kickstarter campaign (no obligation) so that you'll be notified when it launches in mid-June.

The set comes with figures of the entire cast (each leaning into a classic horror movie type (Abrogio is a Frankenstein, the notary is an invisible man, Berta is a creepy nurse, Almaviva is a dracula but his disguises are a headless horseman, an opera phantom, that kind of thing, Figaro is a wolfman, etc).

It was a real joy to help make and I'll talk about it more at length in the coming weeks, but I'm told that Kickstarter campaigns tend to have better legs if folks are following them ahead of time, so I wanted to help Alek out by spreading the word. If you know anyone who might be keen on this sort of thing, I hope you'll steer them towards it!

[koredzas]

Domenico di Bartolo - The Bishop Giving Alms and Expansion of the Hospital. Detail. 1442 - 1443

[ma-pi-ma]

Vorrei mettere in ordine

e a piombo

questa materia grezza

malta fango mattoni

farmi il capanno degli attrezzi

che poi sono quei quattro

gatti di sentimenti e stilemi

due remi per la barca

e una candida dea

seminuda

con pochissime idee per la mente.

Bartolo Cattafi, Capanno, da Marzo e le sue idi

[rosaargentina]

[angeltreasure]

Please pray for a friend who was formerly(?) Catholic but no longer believes in God, and just told a 5 year old she can use a rosary to pray to ""spirits""

I’ll pray for them.

[christliche-kunstwerke]

Christus auf dem Weg nach Golgatha von Andrea di Bartolo