Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest
Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess
Poke their eyes, hit their nose, drop a hammer on their toes
Hack their hand off with a hatchet
Or just grab a brick and smash it
Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place
unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!
They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed
all down their vest-
I don’t jest!
They’re too toothless to protest!
Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!
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Woke up from a dream in which Dracula welcomed Jonathan with a rendition of Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. So glad I wrote it down:
My Dearest Jonathan
It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I welcome you here tonight
Now I invite you to relax, please pull up a chair
As Count Dracula proudly presents,
My castle…
Be my guest
Be my guest
Put my service to the test
Come still in the library with me
Tonight there’ll be no rest!
I’ll depart
Before the dawn
You’ll find doors locked in the morn
There’s no servants and no mirrors
Down your back there runs a shiver
I can clean, i can cook
Just relax, sir, read a book
And ignore my lizard-climbing up the walls
Come on and try my dinner
And feel free to linger
As my guest
Don’t be stressed
You’re my guest!
You can’t leave
You can’t shave
Don’t be dumb and misbehave
Mina will learn to move on soon
So don’t bother being brave
You’re not alone,
Don’t be scared,
Coz my fangs are not yet bared
Vampire women in a mania
Look around it’s Transylvania
We suck blood out of your neck
The nearest town is quite a trek
And you know there’s wolves out howling in the dark
You’ll come to know my past
I’ll see England at last
Coz I’m obsessed
Don’t contest
You’re my guest
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(This is my artwork and don’t take it ⬆️
Yesterday my friend and I rewatched the “beauty and the beast ”
And we are really care about
“Why didn't the Beast hear them singing and dancing in the restaurant???”
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Beauty and the Beast (1991) v Aladdin (1992)
Youtube playlist Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack (not ours)
Youtube playlist Aladdin Soundtrack (not ours)
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Be Our Guest
By me and my best friends (we're building it in minecraft 😭)
A story about a detective and his assistant Aubrey running an investigation on a mental institution. When they arrive, the detective realizes something is clearly wrong, and soon finds his assistant vanished as well.
The build so far
(sorry about the bad quality i took the picture from my tv screen)
This is a WIP because we started making this yesterday
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lolol my school is doing beauty and the beast for our spring musical and be our guest is so much fun because during that one sad solo lumiere has I literally have to cling onto my friend and sob and its so fucking funny to me
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These of course are the more upbeat and catchy showstopper numbers that were often (with some exceptions) sung by the comic relief/sidekick characters and/or used in a lot of the marketing for these movies (Topsy Turvy for Huncback, Zero to Hero for Hercules, and Friend Like Me for Aladdin being the most notable examples).
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🥀 I haven’t drawn Belle in quite a while. Back in 2020, I had drawn her holding Aladdin’s lamp. Quite similarly to what I do when drawing Ariel, whenever I’m drawing Belle, I refer back to drawings and scenes done by her two supervising animators, James Baxter and Mark Henn. Both animators handled Belle differently artistically. Henn mostly animated Belle while he was at Disney’s satellite studio in Florida and did more footage of her than Baxter. Henn’s scenes are of her first encounter with the Beast, her sneaking into the West Wing, the “Something There” sequence, and the Beast’s death and resurrection scene. Baxter depicted Belle as a mature and sophisticated and it proved a perfect balance with Henn’s interpretation of the character as a sweet, warm, and curious girl. 🥀
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Possible antagonist concepts for Be Our Guest
I named her Eve, but I think she deserves a proper antagonist name, so I'll be thinking about it
Meanwhile, here are some updates on the build
again sorry for the crappy quality
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