#Benny lives!

[slashify]

Eddie comes out to Wayne and Wayne’s like: ‘Hate to take the wind outta your sails kid but me and Benny have been together since junior year.’

And Eddie promptly chokes on his own tongue.

A few moments later he manages: ‘Is that why he never charges me full price?!? I thought he just felt sorry for me.’

Wayne tells him that’s the family discount.

Eddie’s eyebrows go so high Wayne thinks they might turn into butterflies and fly away before they go down again and furrow.

‘Does this mean I can get free cheese fries?’

Wayne makes a show of contemplating that before he smirks and says what he’s been dying to say since Eddie told him he likes men.

‘If you get them for that nice Harrington boy, yeah.’

[wtftaylr]

some 'on the boat back from fortification hill' goofs. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful one-sided friendship

[sydneysweeneysource]

SYDNEY SWEENEY.Saturday Night Live - Characters.

[groovyangelkisses]

benny cross is a Thigh Guy. man keeps his hands across his girl’s lap all the time

oh absolutely anon <3

benny is absolutely a thigh lover; and that is apparent from the very second you meet him. you sit at the bar with a girlfriend, people watching the wild bikers around you, when you suddenly see benny across the room, staring directly at the short hem of your colorful mod dress. and for the first few minutes of your conversation with him, his eyes linger on your legs & the way they seem so smooth as they flatten against the grimy barstool; sucking his teeth while you speak, interrupting with a deep "you're too sweet for a dirty place like this, honey." you'd think he'd be making eye contact, but oh no, he's staring riiiight at the tops of your thighs, slowly moving down to the apex as you shift.

he'll never forget the first time you ever hopped on his bike and your knees brushed the backs of his, his head hung low as he let out a breathless "jesus christ," feeling the plushness of your legs holding him in place. (he absolutely shivered too)

since then, benny takes any and every opportunity to grab (or pinch) your thighs. short dresses in the vandals' colors, or grabbing handfuls of them in both hands before you go swimming, standing in front of you at the bar and placing his hands flat on top of them, and s p r e a d i n g his fingers out to see how much he can hold & even a quick, teasing bite when you step out of bed in the morning <3

and if you got a tattoo on your thigh? you don't leave his sight for weeks

[ladygagasource]

LADY GAGA. ph. Mary Ellen Matthews for SNL.

[smoshidiot]

you dare 😡😡stand here amongst an ocean 🌊 of the damned 👹 and ask us 'where's my party'? 🎉🥳🎈listen 📢👂to their wailing 😩and their screams 😱and find your answer.📕 i used to wonder what kind of god🙏🙏 would make a place🗺️ like this❓, for issues that they themselves programmed 💻 into us and now i know 🧠it's the same god 🙏that would place us as neighbors🏠🏘️ next to you. krungle for whatever torture 🩸🗡️they've endured so far, their real punishment begins today,📆 for you have entered hell 🔥🔥🔥while they stay. FUCK YOU KRUNGLE‼️. i HATE 😤💥you krungle. HA HA.🤣 your turn⏭️

[notfernintheslighest]

holy trinity of plot amor

(also i love how in My Babysitters a Vampire they give Erica a truck load of blood, and yet she still eats that wrestler three episodes later; Hannibal wishes he served food as well as Erica serves cunt.)

[theashop]

a what if scenario where Bennett gets separated and Arle finds him & an excuse to draw him sassy/being a menace

wouldn't it be fun if Bennett could use his bad luck to his advantage sometimes?

[d1st0rt3d-l1mbs]

i have no pickaxe and i must mine

me when that information:

[bakedbeanz]

Postin my kid oc from FNV, Tumbleweed :) Basically that kid thats only comeback is how he did your mom. Also im a Benny Gecko likes dad jokes truther

[dykedvonte]

There is something uniquely kind and disturbing that Benny and the Khans ambushed the Courier and brought them to a cemetery to be killed.

It's an unmarked shallow grave. They would've died with no name and no one to come to look for them, not a thought in anyone's head expect and afterthought for their killer. But in that, they are still laid to rest. No one they know will visit them but their grave will be visited, maintained at least by the townspeople of Goodsprings. Unresolved but not forgotten.

Benny did not choose the cemetery out of kindness, it was pragmatic as people are likely to not mess with a grave in a town like Goodsprings, fresh or not.

After all... It's rude to disturb the dead, though, what does that mean if they were never truly made to rest?

[floralcyanide]

˚₊✩‧₊◜kinktober 2024! ―

✧ it's that time of year again! I'm starting early this year because the last two years I didn't finish the challenge. life got in the way and all that jazz. here is the list of kinktober prompts I will be doing along with their respective muses. this is subject to change.

✧ please remember to read/ participate in kinktober, you must be over 18. so minors, do not interact.

✧ as I complete each work, a check mark will be added next to the prompt.

(prompts are below the cut.)

day one. cockwarming with: John “Bucky” Egan (Masters of the Air)

day two. nipple play with: Benny Cross (The Bikeriders)

day three. blood play with: Roman Bridger (Scream 3)

day four. orgasm control with: Coriolanus Snow (The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes)

day five. praise kink with: Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)

day six. degradation with: Coriolanus Snow

day seven. bondage with: Jackson Rippner (Red Eye)

day eight. edging with: Gale “Buck” Cleven (Masters of the Air)

day nine. breeding kink with: Javier "Javi" Rivera (Twisters)

day ten. mutual masturbation with: Stu Macher (Scream)

day eleven. throat fucking with: Thomas Webb (The Only Living Boy in New York) ✓

day twelve. threesome with: Gale “Buck” Cleven & John “Bucky” Egan

day thirteen. knife kink or gun kink with: knife kink with Ethan Landry (Scream 2023)

day fourteen. sex toys with: Callum Turner

day fifteen. hate sex with: Callum Turner

day sixteen. thigh riding with: Austin Butler

day seventeen. sex tape with: Bruce Wayne

day eighteen. squirting with: Billy Antrim (Billy the Kid)

day nineteen. public play with: Joe Rantz (The Boys in the Boat)

day twenty. voyeurism with: Bruce Wayne

day twenty-one. corruption kink with: Roman Bridger

day twenty-two. daddy kink with: Cillian Murphy

day twenty-three. spanking with: Joe Rantz

day twenty-four. shower sex with: Javier "Javi" Rivera

day twenty-five. roleplay with: Neil Lewis (Watching the Detectives)

day twenty-six. face sitting with: Stu Macher

day twenty-seven. dom/sub with: John “Bucky” Egan

day twenty-eight. drunk sex or high sex with: drunk sex with Tom Blyth

day twenty-nine. phone sex with: Billy Loomis (Scream)

day thirty. anal sex with: Jonathan Crane (Batman Begins)

day thirty-one. mommy kink with: Ethan Landry

[faceless-crowd]

Okay I’m back, I won’t be making that fanfic as my hyper fixation on IHNMAIMS has calmed down and by this point I’m more stressed by the prospect. Buuuut that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna continue posting about it nor making my horribly cringe memes. Just expect other stuff along with it, with that explanation over with-

Here’s your dose of cringe content

[sydneysweeneysource]

SYDNEY SWEENEY. Saturday Night Live - Photoshoot.

[thesobsister]

Les McCann, Eddie Harris, "Compared to What"

I found out today that the great Les McCann died Friday, age 88. He and Harris, who put on this now-legendary gig at Montreux as an unplanned gig, had long careers on their own, before and after. On this day in 1969, they walked onstage without rehearsal or ever having played together and did it, working under the additional pressure that this unscheduled performance was being recorded and filmed.

This added a little fillip to the story:

Despite the pressure, or perhaps because of it, as Mr. McCann recalled in the liner notes for the 1996 CD reissue of the concert album, which was released in 1969 as 'Swiss Movement,' “Just before we went onstage, and for the first time in my life, I smoked some hash.”

When he got to the bandstand, he wrote, “I didn’t know where the hell I was. I was totally disoriented. The other guys said, ‘OK, play, man!’ Somehow I got myself together, and after that, everything just took off.”

Even if you know the song, watching them perform it is a treat.

aav.

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Introducing: The Surfer Dudes, Pete and Gerry!

They're fun, they're laid back, and they refuse to spend their final years in a seniors centre!