#Best Thing I’ve Ever Gotten

[theoddsideofme]

I talk dirty to my vacuum cleaner all the time. Yes baby, mop it good, yesss that’s the spot. He’s the most sexiest beast ever. You encourage him, he does a fantastic job. Yes I’m insane. God I love you robotic cleaner.

[a-sketchy]

potatoes of indeterminate size

[tarohonii]

My sproinkle sprinkle skrunkle pookie wookie light of my life joy of all that is good the sun to my stars sculpted by the hands of a god that was once so gentle and benevolent misaligned unnamed constellations in your eyes a sentimental word that bears the weight of a million feelings, a thousand more yearnings and yet-

[iris-kinnie]

Ugh. I had a really bad day.

[s-u-g-a-r-rush1997]

Someone requested a sweet misunderstood Carrie!reader who gets blood dumped on her and oh boy it has gone beyond two pages, and is almost passed three.

I made up an entire game with, admittedly barebones, lore and a backstory. The villain/reader character is some sort of twisted genie Medusa witch who turned an entire town to stone in her lore. I got a silent protagonist who was designed to be neutral and nameless and voiceless and resents it and they’re kind of stealing the show a little bit — I feel like I have to snatch it back from them. Fix-it Felix is here. Not for long, but he’s here.

And I still have more to write.

[mdemn]

me rn if u care

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

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[tsubasagirl]

Thank you DeNa.

[gothic-chicanery]

I love it when music grows on me, I wasn’t crazy about Chappell Roan at first (solely musically, I love everything she’s doing and general vibes) but the more I listen, the more I like it.

[whumpninja]

Vibe: Completely and UTTERLY unhinged (at least when given access to a word processor), but in ALL the most whumperfly-ish, delightful ways... the great organizer of train wrecks from which one simply cannot look away

This is poetry, anon. I’m changing my bio to “great organizer of train wrecks”

[iamchickenhearmesquawk]

Shout out to this fucking audio for getting me through the work day lately

[max1461]

Well you know, we’re all feeling despair lately. I’ve been told what I feel despair over is all conspiracy theory and delusion, so who knows? Maybe your despair is just as meaningless. You never know

Eat shit

[mxaether]

struggling a. lot with wanting to Be Liked on The Internet today.

[noitar-arat]

Hehehe

[daydadahlias]

Omg I only said this because you said that you loved anon hate but now I genuinely feel so bad, I actually love the way you describe Ashton in every fic, sorry if i ruined it ::sob::

1) this is adorable and I love you

2) please enjoy a small collage of me being excited about getting fake anon hate

[theflannelwizard]

My dad has this theory about “project-based friends” that I’ve been thinking about lately. A project-based friend is someone you meet through fandom/hobbies, and they’re usually really easy to get super close to while you’re both invested in the project, be it an actual project or the same fandom/fixation or whatever else.

But as soon as one or both of you moves on from the project, you fall out of touch. Because the project-based friend doesn’t really care about you as a person as much as they care about what you bring to the project. Or even if they do care about you, they just don’t know how to keep a friendship up when you don’t have a project together.

This isn’t necessarily a selfish thing, it’s just… the friendship isn’t personal. A project-based friend will have fun with you while it lasts and then either move on entirely or stay kinda half in your life, never really reaching out or holding real conversations. And I think a big part of my problem is that I’ve been expecting project-based friends to stick around for me when really we just liked the same work of fiction for a while. I keep thinking I’ve made a new best friend and then they get into some media I don’t like and the whole friendship kinda disappears.