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languajix · 2 months

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Cabin 14 Science Fair Event RP

The Cabin 14 crew have been working on a project for the science fair; this is where we RPed the making of our sparklers!

Enjoy our ill-advised foray into fireworks.

All involved cabins/RPers linked at the bottom.

Tie dye project completed for the moment, Mike noticed another piece of paper wedged underneath his wet, dyed, plastic-wrapped baby-sling-to-be. It must have come in on the table, when they set up the station. He tugged it out from underneath and scanned it.

"Huh. Says here that next on the docket's a 'science fair'?" He waved it around at the room. "Who here needs a hand? 'Cause I'm no Bill Nye. I can minion it up with the best of 'em, though, at least for a while." He'd gotten a little better about wandering off in the middle of things with age, as long as he could keep his mind occupied well enough.

A thought occurred to him and he looked over at Spirit, in particular. "You don't happen to be a mad scientist in need of a henchman, do you?" Seemed unfortunate that Spirit hadn't been able to participate much in some of the previous events.

Spirit’s face lit up at the thought that he can finally participate in an event. “Yes!” He exclaimed in excitement

The paper crumpled in Mike's hand as he tapped it against his forehead in a very clumsy salute, schooling his face into a playfully serious expression. "Excellent! Alright, little boss, what scientific endeavors will we undertake?"

Spirit giggled at the action and the nickname, “we shall undertake the scientific exploration of fireworks!” He exclaimed.

Mike waggled his brows. "Awesome! Loud, explosive, colorful, all qualities of the very best science!" How hard could it be?

Mike stood up with a quick stretch, dropping the piece of paper on an open space on the table. "Okay, let's see. Fireworks. What's step one - are we making them somehow, or are we getting them from the gift shop and the science will come in when we figure out the plan to set them off?"

“Uuuuhhhhh…” Spirit didn’t that far ahead, “we make them!” He decided, surely it wasn’t that hard to make fireworks right?

Mike shrugged and typed on his phone, looking it up. How hard could it be, indeed?

"Hey, guys, do any Donatellos in the cabin happen to have... potassium nitrate we could borrow? And, uh, charcoal and sulfur? Maybe not borrow. Probably not borrow. 96% chance you're never getting it back, but your contributions would be very much appreciated in any case."

ICE looked up, rather interested, but mildly concerned "I packed a vial or two of potassium nitrate.. but why would you need that?"

Mike held up his phone. "Says here that that's how you make fireworks! And. Uh." He suddenly realized that this really actually might be a recipe for injuries. And here he was trying to be a semi-responsible adult in the cabin and all that. Whoops. "...we were gonna... make fireworks for the science fair? You wouldn't happen to know a way to do that that won't blow this whole cabin sky high, would you?"

Wikihow was probably not a sufficient teacher in this case.

Spirit suddenly realized that maybe fireworks weren’t the best thing to make, especially in a cave and fireworks go very high up in the sky. “How about instead of fireworks we make sparklers? I don’t want to make the cave, you know, ‘cave in’ and squish everyone.”

Mike perked up a little, glad to hear their project was going to be just a little smaller scale, for safety reasons. "You're the boss, little boss! Alright, guess we only need a little potassium nitrate. And..." he typed into his phone, scrolling for a second, "wires? Metal fuels that are gonna determine the color on these bad boys, and a binder. This sounds both kind of simple and kind of dangerous. ICE, if you're cool with it, how many of these did you happen to bring, and do you think we can do this project in a way that OSHA wouldn't send us to turtle camp jail for?"

He showed ICE a list of ingredients according to his random online search. Totally trustworthy stuff.

“It’s not an OSHA violation if they don’t find out.” Spirit said, “at least that’s what my Donnie says.”

A malicious grin spreads over ICE's face, and he gets to his feet, reaching over for the backpack under his bed "Well Uncle Mike, I can assure OSHA will never find out.. and that I have more than enough materials necessary." Opening up the bag, ICE shows it to Mike. The bag is stuffed with more or less illegal materials, including most of the supplies Mike had required.

“Wow!” Spirit gasped, looking at all the stuff ICE had in his bag, he didn’t know what the majority of it was but it was cool nonetheless.

"ICE, you are the turtle," Mike said. "Okay, guess we're doing this. This very ill-advised adventure into explosives. The life of a science henchman is never boring, I suppose." At least it was Mike risking severe burns or something, and not Spirit. And if ICE really did know his stuff, maybe it would turn out... okay?

(Don't try this at home, kids.)

He turned to Spirit. "What colors are you thinking? I'm partial to orange, myself, but you honestly can't beat green. Or are we going for a set with the full spectrum here?"

“All the colors!” Spirit cheered, “let’s make lots too! So we can share with our cabin mates!” Spirit was excited to see where this little science experiment will go and he wanted to share the experience.

"Sweet! I like where your mind's at, boss-turtle."

Mike winked towards ICE with a grin, a playful challenge in his voice. "Think you're up for a little science?"

A commotion sounded from the second floor. A muffled explosion followed by multiple heavy footfalls and unintelligible heated conversation.

A blue glow appeared, signalling a portal opening quite a few feet above the floor of the main area. A figure came through, nearly hitting the floor before mechanical arms stopped and cushioned the landing.

Captain looked up to the now closed portal. He snarled a guttural sound, lips pulled back exposing his fangs.

"If you want to do some explosive do it outside! We don't need you setting the curtains on fire!" A voice shouted down

"Fuck you!" Was the childish retort. "At least give me my shit!"

A second blue portal opened, this time closer to the ground. Out came a soot covered box and a flying SHELLDON.

ICE quickly stopped what he was about to say, though he was still secretly happy that the parent aged adult wanted to make fireworks with him. He looked down at Captain, surprised "Are you guys okay? What do you mean, explosives?!"

Captain unsuccessfully tried to wipe at his face, leaving a streak of soot instead. "Nothing. Just trying to make smoke bombs. My supply ran out."

SHELLDON hovered over, offering a handkerchief.

Captain accepted the handkerchief and began to wipe his face and hands.

"It should've been fine if THEY DIDN'T SURPRISE ME!" he directed the last part up towards the second floor.

Mike walked a little closer for a quick visual inspection. He wasn't exactly responsible for the younger turtles in the cabin, but he couldn't say he wasn't, either. Good thing Captain didn't seem particularly injured - just a little dirty. "We were just about to put together some explosives, too, kinda. Guess we know who not to make 'em around! I can't afford to blow my poor eyebrows off."

Mike had no eyebrows.

Captain raised a drawn on brow. "What kind of explosive are you trying to make? Mechanical, chemical, or nuclear?" He lifted his box, brushing off the soot from it.

Nuclear?! "Not trying to make a godzilla or anything! Think a lot more low key. I'm Spirit's hands - er, hand - for the science fair," Mike wiggled his fingers demonstratively, "and we were just enlisting ICE to help us make some sparklers. Or something. It was gonna be fireworks, but we're kind of in a cave and I have a slight suspicion it just might not be the best idea to explode stuff close to the roof over our heads. So we scaled it down a little! Gonna try and make enough for everybody in the cabin, in all the colors of the rainbow if possible, according to my boss."

Marco emerges from his room with a jar of Kraang matter.

“...science project?”

"Or you could just make the ones that doesn't shoot to the ceiling." Captain typed on his wrist tech, showing the resulting images to Mike and ICE:

“Looks like a fire hazard,” Spirit mumbled, “as much as I would love to see something like that, in a cave with many wooden cabins I’m not looking to be kicked out for arson.” Spirit said.

Captain shrugged. "Arson's not the worst. The burning smell stick to you though." He scrunched his beak, remembering the last time that happened.

‘You would know that wouldn’t you,’ Spirit thought but kept it to himself. “As boss of the science festival I say we make small sparklers! But! If we’re still feeling violent we can make firework cherry bombs, how’s that work?” Spirit asked.

A smile started to form on Marcos face, well. More of an evil smile which is not entirely common- he has a evil plan-

Mike put his hand on his hip and nodded once, decisively. "I think it sounds like a great idea! Okay, science guys, wanna do some chemistry with us?"

"Oh good, adult supervision. Now we won't be the ones in trouble when we are arrested for this." Thought ICE.

“Chemistea!” Spirit cheered, his mispronunciation brought upon by his childlike mind.

"Chemistry indeed, little boss! Let's do this!" Then he rubbed his chin, looking around. "...maybe not inside, though? Just in case this turns more explosive than we mean for it to. I want us to have beds to sleep in when this is all said and done."

“Ah” Spirit simply said, he temporarily forgot that living people need sleep, “great idea my assistant, to the outdoors we go!”

Mike saluted sloppily, as he always did, with a wink. "Tally-ho, then!"

There was a picnic table outside the cabin front door that was perfect for science experiments, if one was concerned about such things as not setting their cabin on fire.

Captain followed the group outside, not about to refuse the chance to get some data on the other occupants of the cabin.

Mike put his hand on his hip, staring at the assorted chemicals. He wasn't sure wikihow was going to be the best resource for this portion. "...great. I may know how to do a great many things, but I think this might just be a little bit beyond me. Uh, ICE? You mind taking the lead here? I'll copy you."

Looking up from his phone, ICE nods, "sure thing. I watched a YouTube about this last night, so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing now" he walks over and confidently scoops up the pile, carrying it over to where he had a lighter and some can thing from the campstore.

As nerve-wracking as it kind of was, between ICE's chemicals and specialized equipment, they managed to make it work.

(Mike didn't think he'd be able to do this back home, but that was the power of a Donatello, he supposed.)

He might have been sweating a little, staring down the barrel of actually lighting one up to test it, but that was the next phase of the scientific process, right?

"Okay... here goes nothing, guys. What color sparkler should we light up for the test run?"

” The answer is obvious- we should do pink-“ Marco suggested.

“BLUE!” Spirit yelled, pulling out his best puppy dog eyes and clasping his hands together to put the appeal together.

"Marco, it seems we are at an impasse." Mike held up his hand to wiggle his fingers. "...but since I am contractually obligated to obey my boss, here, and you have some fingers left to risk yourself, why don't I grab a blue and you grab a pink, and we light 'em up together? If we did mix them fine, we'll get some cool colors, and if we didn't, the scorch mark on the ground from where we blow up should be twice as big and twice as impressive!"

...he was pretty sure there wasn't going to be an actual explosion, and he hoped Marco got the vibe from the teasing wiggle of his brow.

...maybe 95% sure, anyways.

”Hm, alrighty...“ Marco seems a bit more tired than usual and he had a sweater on. “...lets get this thing done."

Mike raised his brows for real, a little concerned. "You sure you're in the mood for fireworks? Because if you don't wanna, that's totally cool too, Marco. I can light a pink one in your honor in just a sec."

”. . .yeah yeah I’m fine, just a bit sluggish today. Besides, gotta supervise.”

"Alrighty then, just lemme know if I can ever do anything to help. I mean, yeah, I'm involved in this very irresponsible experiment, currently, and I can be really impulsive, and my mouth does tend to work faster than my brain..." where was he going with all this, again? Oh yeah. "But I am technically an adult, too, and I know how to share the load." At what point did that switch flip, Mike wondered. When one really felt like an adult. As a teenager, he'd assumed by 27 he'd have his life all figured out, that he'd know what he was doing, that he'd feel old and grown up and knowledgeable. He really, really didn't, but he was getting better at pretending, at least.

Mike handed Marco a sparkler from their pink pile, and then grabbed one from the blue, holding it up to Spirit demonstratively. "Alright, lil' boss, the moment we've been waiting for..."

He shoved the stick under his left arm so he could use the lighter, leaning forward so the ends of the two sparklers met. ...his body was a lot closer to this whole shebang than he would have liked, honestly, but whatever. One, two, and the lighter ignited, and with a careful application of flame to the very tips, they had liftoff! Success, they weren't exploded and the sparklers did, in fact, work like sparklers!

He grinned in his excitement and anticipation, snapping the lighter lid down and tossing it onto the table, quickly snatching up the end of the sparkler in his fingers and holding it out a ways so Spirit could get a good look.

The air crackled with the blue and pink light as their successful sparkler experiment started to sputter and burn its way down the length of the sticks.

Spirit did a little loop de loop in the air, his excitement clear as day “Yippee!” He cheered, “it worked!” He hopped from one spot to another, his little form unable to contain his happiness.

Marco held the sparkler away from him, his hands were shaking slightly. He stares at the bright sparkles emitting from the stick.

“. . Hm.”

Mike laughed. "It did! Take that, Bill Nye!" A spark fell close to his foot, and he hopped away as it fizzled out on the ground.

"Okay, now that we know they work, we need to share these bad boys with everyone! We definitely made enough." He leaned towards the open cabin front door. "Hey guys, our science experiment was a success! Anyone want to come out here and play with sparks?"

Leaning over, ICE smirked at Mike "I'm surprised you didn't lose another arm. It's probably for the best though, that's why I had you test it out instead of me." he leaned his head against Mike's shoulder sweetly, as if he hadn't just confessed to signing Mike's death warrant.

Mike huffed a little in amusement at ICE's comment, relaxing a little at the head resting on his shoulder.

He was glad to be the one to test it, too, just so nothing happened to the kids. But he did trust ICE's knowledge, or he wouldn't have tested it in the first place. "I think we're a great team, actually! I had faith in us."

Marco looks out to the environment outside of the cabin, his mask tails flickering in the wind. He hugged himself, this is all weird to him. Not the fact he's in a cabin with versions of his brothers, more of the sense of rare comfort, for once he isn't lurking in the medbay. He takes his goggles off and lets his eyes adjust to the light, he coughed a couple times.

He felt like he needs to work, that's what he's been doing before the apocalypse and during. He places the now burnt out sparkler and slowly stands up " I'm going to check the first aid kit, just to take out the unnecessary things in it. You guys go ahead with this... uhm... sparkler stuff-"

He walks back into the cabin and takes the first aid kit from the wall, he zips it open and started to go through the bag, he has done this several times already it became an excuse for him to get out of uncomfortable socialization. Also try to keep him feel like he’s doing work, he paused for moment to rub the dark eyebags underneath his eyes.

Spirit tilted his head to the side as Marco entered their shared cabin but he shrugged, he’s an adult, a child shouldn’t have to worry about adult issues.

He took a sparkler and waved it around the group, “can one of you help me light it up please?” He asked.

Mike watched the sparkler finish burning itself down in his hand, then dropped it next to Marco's own discarded one. He wasn't sure if he could help Marco - though he might try to catch him some other time when they weren't in the middle of a science experiment just to make absolute sure - but he could definitely help Spirit. "Sure thing, boss!" he said, grabbing the lighter and turning it on, holding it up to the end of Spirit's sparkler.

The sparkler lit up perfectly, sending a shower of sparks into the air to Spirit's happy whoops and Mike's sigh of relief. Another successful summer camp event!

"...now what are we gonna do with all the extras?"

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

The AUs involved:

Hold Every Memory (me)

Ghost of the Past (@wandering-ghost)

It’s a Complicated Equation (@leilanising)

True Colors AU (@v-albion)

Fear's Embrace (@karonkar)

#hem event tag #tmnt fandom family reunion #cabin 14

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sciencestyled · 8 months

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Ctrl-Alt-Teach: A Hysterical Odyssey Through the Silicon Jungle of Science Edutainment

Alright, folks, strap in and power up your flux capacitors, because we're about to take a warp-speed dive into the ludicrously sparkly universe of Educational Technology in Science! Picture this: a classroom, but not your grandma's chalk-and-talk borefest. No, sirree! We're talking a hi-tech Hogwarts where Harry Potter meets Elon Musk on a virtual field trip to Mars.

First up, let's talk about virtual labs. Imagine cooking up a chemical storm without the risk of turning your eyebrows into a singed memory – that's virtual labs for you. It's like playing "Potion Craft" in a lab coat, minus the explosions. Picture students conjuring acid-base reactions with the flick of a finger, a la Tony Stark designing his suit in 'Iron Man'. No more "Oops, I spilled sulfuric acid!" Just a bunch of "Aha!" moments with zero casualty rates.

Digital platforms in science education are like having Yoda in your pocket. Ever wish you could just WhatsApp Einstein about your physics homework? Well, digital platforms are the next best thing. They're like a Swiss Army knife of knowledge, a buffet of brain-boosting bytes. Think of a platform where Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye the Science Guy are virtually duking it out in a 'Science SmackDown' for the title of 'Ultimate Edutainer.'

Interactive software is where it gets really bananas. We're talking software so engaging it makes Fortnite look like a game of Go Fish. Imagine dissecting a frog without the smell or the squish – that's the beauty of interactive 3D models. It's like Pokémon GO, but instead of catching Pikachu, you're nabbing knowledge nuggets about the human heart.

Now, how about taking a stroll through the Jurassic period? Forget time-travel; augmented reality can teleport you straight to the world of T-Rex and Velociraptors. It's like “Jurassic Park” minus the impending doom. You can almost hear Jeff Goldblum's voice in the background, muttering about chaos theory as you virtually feed a Brachiosaurus.

But wait, there's more! Artificial Intelligence in science education is like having a Jarvis for your lab experiments. AI can predict results, suggest experiments, and even crack deadpan jokes while you're titrating acids. Imagine a Siri with a PhD in Chemistry. That's the level of sass and smarts we're dealing with.

Drones in education? You betcha! Why walk around a geological site when you can fly a drone and see it in 4K glory? It's like playing "Google Earth: Extreme Edition". And when you're done, you can switch to 'drone racing mode' for some extra adrenaline because, why not?

In the world of ed-tech, coding is the new literacy. Kids aren't just learning to code; they're coding to learn. It's like if Minecraft and Scratch had a brainchild that could solve climate change. Code is poetry, but with more semicolons and fewer metaphors.

The gamification of science education is like turning homework into a quest in "World of Warcraft". Every assignment is a mission, every project a boss fight. You're not just a student; you're a knowledge warrior armed with facts and a +10 Sword of Wisdom.

And let's not forget about social media. It's not just for selfies and cat videos anymore. Science educators are turning TikTok into a mini-MIT, with 60-second lectures that hit you like a photon torpedo of knowledge. It's edutainment gone wild, and the only casualty is ignorance.

But wait, there's a twist! Ever heard of educational escape rooms? Think 'Indiana Jones' meets quantum physics. You're not just learning about Schrödinger's cat; you're saving it from a metaphorical box of perplexities.

Now, for the pièce de résistance: holographic teachers. We're talking full-on Princess Leia projections teaching you about the laws of thermodynamics. It's as close as we can get to a 'Star Trek' holodeck without breaking the laws of physics.

In conclusion, educational technology in science is like a giant, interactive, knowledge-stuffed piñata. It's fun, it's wild, and it's bursting at the seams with learning opportunities. It's a world where science education isn't just a subject; it's an adventure. So, put on your virtual reality goggles, fire up your AI assistant, and dive headfirst into this madcap, sci-fi fiesta of learning. And remember, in the immortal words of Doctor Who, "The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles." Or, in our case, just a typical day in the life of educational technology. Ctrl-Alt-Teach away!

#science #science education #education #teaching #teachers #educational technology #technology

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kaibacorpintern · 4 years

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the only worthwhile bit of an otherwise discarded freewrite

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Yuugi, wedged in between Atem and Anzu, took a long pull of his soda, his cheek propped against his hand. At this hour, Burger World was bright and loud, the colors of their plastic fry baskets and vinyl booth saturated with shadowless white light and slippery from years of apathetic teenage cleaning. On Anzu's other side, the window was pitch-black, throwing their reflections back at them. Like the inversion of a shadow: not dark but glowing, not distinct but blurred. And yet, silent.

"Atem," Kaiba said, pulling the straw out of his drink and delicately flicking water off it. "I have a puzzle for you - "

"Not this again," Jou groaned, with Honda safely buffering them. "Every time you come out with us, you pull the same damn Bill Nye Science Guy bullshit."

Every time like it'd been a lot of times, when really it had only been a dozen or so, and half of them with Mokuba tagging along, until he seemed satisfied that no one's throat would break open under Kaiba’s teeth if he wasn't there to stop him. And every time because, despite what Kaiba said, it was what he did that mattered, and he kept swinging around Atem the way a comet swung around a star, hurtling in cold and blazing, and hurtling away again. It took a lot of force to stop a comet, and to make it sit in a sticky booth on the border between Tuesday and Wednesday, eating greasy food with people it claimed not to like.

That, or the comet had stopped itself. Atem shifted restlessly next to Yuugi, who took another sip of his drink, smiling, soda crackling in the straw.

"It's not my problem you have the full brainpower of a chewed-up tennis ball," Kaiba said mulishly, leaning back, resting both forearms on the table and slowly turning the straw between his fingertips.

"I'll make it your problem," Jou announced. "You say one plus one equals two, I'll say prove it, you fuckin' stuck-up nerd - "

"I can prove that, but I have to say I’m not surprised you struggle with basic math - "

Between them, Honda rolled his eyes, almost explosive in its dismissive power.

"You guys are so annoying," he said. "If you're gonna do your usual dumb slap fight routine, go do it outside."

"No, I want to hear the puzzle," Atem said seriously, leaning forward, folding his arms on the table beside the half-eaten burger deflating in the basket. "What is it?"

"How many holes does this have?" Kaiba said, holding up the straw.

"Two," Jounouchi said. "The in hole and the out hole."

"Nah, that's too simple," Anzu said. "Unless it's a trick question, and we're supposed to think it's something else, but it actually really is just two."

She lifted her eyebrow at Kaiba, an accusatory smirk that he returned with impassive cool. Classic, Yuugi thought. Not trying to solve the puzzle, but rather the person asking it.

Atem frowned, his wine-red eyes fixed on the straw.

"But first you have to say what a hole is. You can't count nothing," he said, and Yuugi grinned.

"It’s whatever’s between Rich-boy's ears," Jounouchi said instantly, but Kaiba took no notice, beaming at Atem, in the same way the moon beamed, brightened by the light from someone else.

#kaiba wants to hang out with atem and realizes this sometimes mean he has to hang out with atem's friends as well #and tolerates it best when he's throwing golden apples of philosophical discord into the conversation and making everyone fight #meanwhile yuugi clocked kaiba's strategy weeks ago #intern memo #also the correct answer is one hole. that's topology babes #fanfiction

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the-person-of-the-screen · 4 years

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An educational show for middle and high-schoolers written like a shonen anime based on the idea knowledge is power. The fights are extremely flashy with lasers, explosions, monologues, ect. Mostly focuses on math because language wouldn’t work when translated, history is place specific, and science doesn’t apply to a world with human-lazer battles. Mega mind, bill nye the science guy, Vsause, Albert Einstein, Elon musk, and others are the villains the hero must fight and overpower with their intelligence.

#like friendship is power taken literally #but for knowledge #I don’t know when I thought of this #but it’s been in my head all week #please. someone tell me this already exists.#I decided to post my stupid thoughts like this one btw #... you should probably have been able to tell that though #shonen #anime #educational

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little-scientists-unite · 5 years

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Science shows for regressors

I know not everyone can do or feels like doing experiments and that's perfectly fine! You can do science how ever you want.

Here's a list of shows that regressors of a variety of ages can enjoy, separated by type of science.

Cooking:

Good eats

This show has a lot of episodes and has recently been rebooted (though I haven't gotten to see any of the new episodes.) I'm not sure what all it comes one (like cable and stuff like that) though I am pretty sure it comes on Food Network. I believe you can also find it on youtube but im not sure about the quality of thw episodes or if it would be full episodes. Some younger regressors may not like this one very much or have the attention span for it. It's mostly aimed more at older kids and adults I think, but anyone who is interested in cooking and science may enjoy it.

General science

Sid the Science kid

Based on what I've seen I think it's based on Bill Nye the since guy but I haven't seen that show (unfortunately ). I know this used to come on pbs and I think it's on netflix. There is a show and I think a movie. I love this show, though I haven't seen a massive amount of it.

Bill nye the science guy

Haven't seen this one myself but I've heard great things about it. I think he also has a new show on netflix (but I'm not sure if that is kid oriented or not).

Engineering/how stuff works/is made

How it's made

Learn about the science behind how things work. This one will probably also be more oriented towards older regressors(note this doesn't mean younger ones won't like it, everyone is diffrent). This covers a variety of topics. I'm not sure what channels this comes on but I know you can find clips (and maybe even full episodes) on Youtube.

Mythbusters

This one is one of my favorites, they tested (Rip old mythbusters) various myths and told if they were true or not. Note this one involved a lot of explosives and the breaking/distruction of a variety of things in a variety of ways. They can be violent, or possibly triggering to some regressors depending on what triggers you (usually there isn't violence towards actual people, and if there is its either an accident or the person is well protected.) Some regressors may want to have the episodes gone over an checked by a caregiver or we'll trusted friend before watching. Car crashes are a big thing as they do a lot of car myths, same with explosions. I'm not saying this to scare anyone away, just want everyone it be careful. It's a very good show and has a lot of good science in it and not all of the shows are like that, there is one where they glue everything to the ceiling to see if it would actually work. Adam, Jamie, and the rest of the cast are all very careful and they value safety very much. They are also giant dorks and goofs and overall just live science. I've watched this since I was younger.

Modern Marvels

This is a show I used to watch that talks about big things and how they work or are built, for example water treatment plants! Kind of documentary ish, so some might find it boring but I like it.

I'm not sure if it still comes on but it might!

Animal science

Wild kratts

This show is great and comes on PBS I believe, aside from that I'm not sure. It's animated and all about different kinds of animals and how they do the things they do and why they look the way they do.

Zaboomafoo

This is am older show with the Kratt brothers, and a lemur named, Zaboomafoo. I loved this one when I was younger (haven't watched it in a while tho). It's live action. Not sure what if comes one if it does, but you may be able to find it on dvd or youtube.

Dinosaur Train

Dinosaurs! I love this one and it comes on pbs kids. New episodes are still being made, involves time travel and palentology.

The Magic School Bus

This is also a book series. It's great. It's about...well honestly at least part of this one is kind of obvious... but it's about a class of students and their excetric teacher who takes them on adventures in her magic school bus. (honestly I'm pretty sure there's a ton of headcanons about her being an incarnation of the doctor (or at least a time lord. )

Oooh!

Doctor Who

Some of you might like this if you don't already watch it. Might not be the best for younger regressors (but as with other things it depends). There is violence (usually directed at the doctor), but for the most part the doctor is a pacifist. My absolute favorite regeneration is the 11th doctor, but I also really like 10, 12, and 13. I love it a lot. It can get kind of scary at times, and their are some... interesting looking aliens. But a lot of kids like it and I've liked it for a long time. As with mythrusters you may want to get some one to check it out for you or if you don't have someone to do that maybe check it out yourself while big or check a site similar to Does the dog die(I know this one does movies). There is a Christmas special for each year(they are amazing).

Cyber Chase

Another great one that comes(I think it still does) on PBS kids. Isn't just science but it's definitely oriented towards teaching things. :3 I love it so much, also hacker is voiced by uhhh....grrr...Disney actor, I can't remember..I'll come back to this later.

The Zula Patrol

I love this one, this is about a group of aliens who are working together to protect the universe from a variety of things, marketed toward kids. Variety of science topics. So much fun. I don't know if it still comes on pbs or not but that's where I watched it. They live on planet Zula. It's so great. 30 minute episodes. Not sure where you would be able to watch it if it doesn't come on pbs, maybe youtube.

Peep and the big wide world

I honestly am not sure if this one's still comes on or not or what it came on when it did. But it's about these birds and they get into situations and have to get them selves out of them (I think, it's been a loooooong time.

Fetch with Ruff Ruffman

This one is great! It's a gameshowish style show, where they bring in a group of kids and have them do challenges. The kids are live action and Ruff(and the other talking animals) are animated.

Feel free to add your favorite science shows little ones!

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mashupweek · 4 years

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Soundcloud link: https://soundcloud.com/scott-the-week-2/this-isnt-super-smash-bros

Hey all, Scott here! Don’t you just love crossovers? I sure as hell do! It’s always fun to see characters from multiple universes collide. But, what if you could be in a crossover yourself? My dream is to be in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, but I’m too much of a loser for it! Nobody would play as “the virgin who likes Nintendo.” Well, luckily, I got a backup plan. A backup plan to get in the biggest, best crossover of all time— Well, it could've been worse. I could’ve ended up in Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion XL.

This track was made by Laze and features... way too many artists and tournaments to link and credit. Stay awesome, baby! https://soundcloud.com/megalolazing

Tournaments Represented: Mashup Week, Temporary Flight Attendant, Ultimus, Tournamental, Quantum, Mashup Prime, Rave Week, Repost Reprise, Prizm, Bootleg King For A Day, Ruler of Everyone's Mind, Strange Alternative Leader Tournament, Third World Tournament, Live For Another Day 2, REPAEINT, Another Unnecessary Tournament, Megalo Wars, Starstruck, Broke Lights, Queen For Another Day Characters Represented: Scott the Woz, mysterymouse, Markiplier, Lune, Judge Jerome, Go Go Science Guy!, Raw Seafood, Giovanni, Brown Brick Brawlers, Breadskater, King Chip, Penguins of Madagascar, Alosans, Jimmy Timmy Power Hour, Sprig & Anne, Max Mueller II, Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik, Discordapp, The Wonderfully Dry Skeletal Remains of Adrien Brody, The Mooninites

JonTron Theme (Scott) Suki Kirai TTS Cover (mysterymouse) Life is Fun (Markiplier) Bla Bla Bla (Lune) Sexy Grandpa Time (Judge Jerome) Bill Nye Intro (Go Go Science Guy!) Shape of You (Raw Seafood) Gangster's Paradise (Giovanni) Creeper Rap (Brown Brick Brawlers) Jotaro's Theme, Josuke's Theme, Giorno's Theme (Breadskater) S.L.A.B. Freestyle (King Chip) Accidentally in Love (Penguins of Madagascar) MEGALOVANIA (Alosans) Beep Boop Bop (Jimmy Timmy Power Hour) There's A Platypus Controlling Me (Spriganne) DJ Got Us Falling In Love Again (Max Mueller II) Robotik Rampage (Jim Carrey) Can I Get A Witness (Discordapp) Wow Wow (The Wonderfully Dry Remains of Adrien Brody) X Gon Give It To Ya (The Mooninites)

#scott the woz #mashup week #markiplier #giovanni #bkfad #tfa

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boficionado-a2 · 4 years

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Tagged By: stole it from my old blog Tagging: YOU

GENERAL

NAME: hamato donatello ALIAS(ES): don, donnie, dondon, donton, donbon, tello, genius, nerd, etc GENDER: nonbinary (he/they) SEXUALITY: panromantic asexual (sex repulsed) AGE: 17-47 (verse dependent) DATE OF BIRTH: september 29th OCCUPATION: ninja, teen genius, polymath, pain in the ass, massive pain

APPEARANCE

EYE COLOR: brown HAIR COLOR: no hair HEIGHT: 5′10″ SCARS: many nicks and scrapes on his shell and plastron from average levels of training. some scarring on his arms and face from when slash pummeled him that one time. his shell is riddled with cracks from where he hit the car, with one chunk missing right along the lower keel contributing to his spinal damage and paralysis. BURNS: several on his arms and legs, as well as one on his neck from the explosion OVERWEIGHT: no UNDERWEIGHT: yes

FAVORITE

COLOR: purple, yellow HAIR COLOR: red, black, blond EYE COLOR: blue, brown, red SONG: reed deming - crash test dummy MOVIE: star wars episode v - the empire strikes back TV SHOW: bill nye the science guy FOOD: peanut butter cups, tamago gohan, chanpuru DRINK: coffee BOOK: william gibson & bruce sterling - “the difference engine”

HAVE THEY

PASSED UNIVERSITY: no (but his education level is on par with having a few doctorates) HAD SEX: no (and is not even remotely interested) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC: definitely no GOTTEN PREGNANT: certainly not KISSED A BOY: yes KISSED A GIRL: yes GOTTEN TATTOOS: no GOTTEN PIERCINGS: no HAD A BROKEN HEART: definitely BEEN IN LOVE: yes STAYED UP FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS: literally his entire life

ARE THEY

A VIRGIN: yes A KISSER: yes SCARED EASILY: it really depends on what’s doing the scaring. horror games with lots of jump scares? sure. facing down a 70 foot drop with a grappling hook and a prayer? nah. JEALOUS EASILY: unfortunately yes, over silly things. and looking back on it, he feels like a real heel about it. TRUSTWORTHY: for the most part, yes. DOMINANT: n/a SUBMISSIVE: n/a IN LOVE: yes SINGLE: verse dependent

RANDOM QUESTIONS

HAVE THEY HARMED THEMSELVES: only by staying awake for ridiculous periods of time and never giving himself a break. thought of suicide: …yes. more than one time. attempted suicide: no. wanted to kill someone: more than a few times. drove a car: absolutely self taught, but yes. have/had a job: TECHNICALLY no. but he runs a tech support and coding blog and has a patreon. he has all of the money sent to April, who cashes it out for him. have any fears: so many. so… so many.

FAMILY

SIBLINGS: leonardo (oldest), raphael (next oldest), michelangelo and sebastian (younger) PARENTS: hamato yoshi, unknown mother CHILDREN: no. PETS: his brothers all have or had pets, but he has had none.

#╰ maybe lonelier than he even realizes ☣ about ╮#╰ text message from everybody but mikey knows who ☣ meme reply ╮#suicide mention tw #((forgot that my hc shifted... gender CORRECTED))

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chez-pezeater · 5 years

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TCR Birthday Bash 2019: Day 7- Game Night

So this is probably going to get me either a lot of hate, thrown out of the fandom, or (best case scenario) requests for more. I’m honestly not sure which is worse (worst?) at this point. Either way please enjoy Cards Against Humanity: The Cat Returns Addition. Persephone is a TCR OC that belongs to @tcrmommabear & @sindysugar being used with their permissions.

At this point Hiromi has long since become a frequent visitor to the Bureau after following Haru one day. Meaning Hiromi while not quite as close to the others as Haru is, is still considered a friend. Also the humans are in their early 20s and knowing my friends and I when we get into the game, potty language. Which really should just be a warning for CAH in general.

Cards Against Humanity (for those that don’t know) is played with two types of cards: Black prompt cards and White (I call them) Reaction cards. A person draws a prompt card and the other players put down their reaction card(s) face down and then replace the number of cards they used. Prompt drawing player flips them over and selects the best reaction card of the round. Best reaction card(s) win the prompt card. Prompt cards use between 1-3 reaction cards.

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To be fair, the entire thing was ENTIRELY Hiromi’s fault. Now that’s not to say that Haru didn’t love her best friend, because she did. She also knew EXACTLY what kind of humor Hiromi had. Mix that with a card game who’s box quite literally proclaims it to be “A horrible game for horrible people”. Yeah… It’s all Hiromi’s fault.

Hiromi drew a black prompt card. “’What’s making things awkward in the sauna?’ Ok folks hit me with your best shots.”

Louise puts down a card reading ‘A sales team of clowns and pedophiles.’

Muta chose to use ‘Scrotum tickling.’

Persephone gave it some thought before selecting ‘Cute Boys.’

Baron hesitated before putting down ‘MechaHitler.’

Haru slaps down ‘Full Frontal Nudity.’ with NO HESITATION.

Toto calmly places down ‘Fiery Poops.’

Hiromi reads all the reaction cards before declaring “A sales team of clowns and pedophiles is the winner. Who put that down cuz yeah that would make things awkward?”

Louise raises a hand while smirking. She accepts her prize before drawing a new prompt card, “’Only two things in life are certain: death and (blank).’ Oh my, there are so many ways that could be taken.”

Hiromi slapped down ‘The violation of our most basic human rights.’ as her card.

Muta, thinking of everything that happens regarding any of the groups antics, put down ‘Total fucking chaos.’

Persephone, not having very many good cards, selects ‘The male gaze.’

Baron, knowing how dramatic his sister is, chose ‘Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.’ (winner)

Haru hemmed and hawed before putting down ‘Kamikaze pilots.’

Toto put down ‘Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger’s tired body.’ hoping to get some laughs.

Louise read the cards out loud, cackling in between them, and said “’Dropping a chandelier on your enemies’ wins. So which one of you called me out like this?”

“I did sister dear, after all between the two of us this is exactly the kind of dramatics you would use.” Snorts echoed around the table, implying that Louise wasn’t the only over-the-top-Gikkingen around.

And so the game continued:

R3) Muta- (prompt) Listen, Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you’re going to have to show me (blank).

Hiromi- Being a busy adult with many important things to do

Louise- Deez nuts

Persephone- Exactly what you’d expect

Baron- A constant need for validation

Haru- My worthless son

Toto- Meaningless sex

“Tough call but with how humans are ‘A constant need for validation.’ wins although ‘Meaningless sex.’ was close.” “Drat,” Toto declared while Baron took another card.

R4)Persephone- (prompt) Dear Sir or Madam, We regret in infom you that the Office of (blank) has denied your request for (blank).

Hiromi- Bill Nye the Science Guy & A gassy antelope

Louise- Republicans & Black People

Muta- Blackula & The shambling corpse of Larry King

Baron- Sean Penn & Tripping balls

Haru- AXE Body Spray & Being fabulous

Toto- Wifely duties & Consensual sex

“Seriously Louise? ‘Wifely duties.’ AND ‘Consensual sex.’ You know that combination wins.” “Sorry Love but that wasn’t mine.” “Nope it was mine.” “Well either way it was well played, well done Toto.”

“Looks like it’s time to pull out the ‘Most Horrible Person of the Night Award’.” “Hiromi, No!” “Hiromi YES!” “Hey! Why does Birdbrain get Doritos?!”

R5) Baron- (prompt) Well if (blank) is a crime, then lock me up!

Hiromi- The boners of the elderly

Louise- Eating together like a god damn family for once

Muta- The harsh light of day

Persephone- The Boy Scouts of America

Haru- Saying “I Love You”

Toto- The light of a billion suns

“I feel like I’m being called out right now. Who played ‘Saying “I Love You.”?” Baron asked with a very unamused look on his face.

“I did,” Haru replied straightfaced.

“You’re never going to let that go are you?”

“What do you think?”

Baron sighed before handing Haru the prompt card. It was better not to argue with her.

R6) Haru- (prompt) When I was tripping on acid, (blank) turned into (blank).

Hiromi- Sudden Poop Explosion Disease & Used panties

Louise- The economy & The sweet song of sword against sword and the braying of mighty war beasts

Muta- Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor & Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels (winner)

Persephone- Crazy opium eyes & Treasure beyond your wildest dreams

Baron- Natalie Portman & Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night

Toto- A Ugandan warlord & Former President George W. Bush

“Really Muta? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: That’s disgusting.” “So are some of these reaction cards.”

R7) Toto- (prompt) Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to (blank)

Hiromi- All my friends dying (winner)

Louise- Syphilitic insanity

Muta- How awesome it is to be white

Persephone- Indescribable loneliness

Baron- The Pope

Haru- The eighth graders

“Toto pass Hiromi the bag. Hiromi you’re terrible.” Hiromi just giggles naughtily.

R8) Hiromi- (prompt) (Blank): Brought to you by (blank).

Louise- Homeless people & Rich people

Muta- Mouth herpes & Going down on a woman, discovering that her vagina is filled with eyeballs, and being totally into that

Persephone- Santa Claus & Being rich

Baron- Shutting the fuck up & The Rev. Dr. Marin Luther King, Jr.

Haru- Getting caught by the police and going to jail & Going around punching people(winner)

Toto- Running out of semen & A mine having a stroke

“Sound about right.” “Oh and how would you know Turkey Leg? You don’t have any fists!” “Wouldn’t you like to know fatso.”

R9) Louise- (prompt) (Blank). Betcha can’t have just one!

Hiromi- Heartwarming orphans

Muta- Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis

Persephone- Gwyneth Paltrow’s opinions

Baron- A sad handjob (winner)

Haru- Horrifying laser hair removal accidents

Toto- Emotions

“Is there something you want to confess brother dear?” “Not to you sister dear.”

R10) Muta- (prompt) This is the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of (blank).

Hiromi- My dad’s dumb fucking face

Louise- Cancer

Persephone- Lunchables TM (winner)

Baron- YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Haru- The Hamburglar

Toto- Statistically validated stereotypes

“What? I’m hungry!”

R11) Persephone- (prompt) We never did find (blank), but along the way we sure learned a lot about (blank)

Hiromi- Blowjobs for everyone & Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum (Hiromi)

Louise- What Jesus would do & The South

Muta- The white half of Barack Obama & A black-owned and operated business

Baron- God & A chimpanzee in sunglasses fucking your wife

Haru- Jobs & Western standards of beauty

Toto- Important news about Taylor Swift & Starting a shitty podcast

“HIROMI!” “AHH SAVE ME SOMEBODY!” (This was not the first time Hiromi used Pac-Man against Haru. Nor would it be the last.)

R12) Baron- In return for my soul, the Devil promised me (blank), but all I got was (blank).

Hiromi- Jesus & White people

Louise- Third base & Being fat and stupid

Muta- A subscription to Men’s Fitness & Pooping back and forth. Forever.

Persephone- Some shit-hot guitar licks & An ass disaster

Haru- Interspecies marriage & Necrophilia (winner)

Toto- The Blood of Christ & Adderall TM

“Guilty conscious Haru?” “I’M NOT A FURRY DAMNIT!”

R13) Haru- (prompt) You won’t believe what’s in my pussy. It’s (blank).

Hiromi- Daddy issues

Louise- The power of the Dark Side (winner)

Muta- A salty surprise

Persephone- Old-people smell

Baron- My collection of high-tech sex toys

Toto- How wet my pussy is.

“I hate you all.”

R14) Toto- (prompt) Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me (blank)

Hiromi- The mere concept of Applebees TM

Louise- Sexual peeing

Muta- Authentic Mexican cuisine

Persephone- An asymmetric boob job (winner)

Baron- Helplessly gigling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis

Haru- Switching to Geico®

R15) Hiromi- (prompt) (Blank) is a slippery slope that leads to (blank).

Louise- Blackface & Ripping open a man’s chest and pulling out his still-beating heart

Muta- Court-ordered rehab & Words, words, words.

Persephone- Same-sex ice dancing & Butt stuff

Baron- Establishing dominance & Stockholm Syndrome (winner)

Haru- Overpowering your father & Darth Vader

Toto- Copping a feel & A boo-boo

“Damn Baron, what are you into?” “I’m not! Why are you handing me these?” “Because you made shit go real dark, real quick boyo.”

R16) Louise- (prompt) My gym teacher got fired for adding (blank) to the obstacle course.

Hiromi- Walking into a glass door

Muta- Sperm whales

Persephone- Peeing a little bit

Baron- A face full of horse cum

Haru- Meatloaf, the man.

Toto- Warm, velvety muppet sex (winner)

“I think I need to give these back to you Toto.” “No no, you can still keep them.” (Cue unhappy Baron face.)

R17) Muta- What gets better with age?

Hiromi- Crippling debt

Louise- A Super Soaker TM full of cat pee (winner)

Persephone- Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.

Baron- Yeast

Haru- The placenta

Toto- Nothing

“At least no one played ‘My genitals.’ this time.” “That can still change Haru~.”

R18) Persephone- (prompt) In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninja while also dealing with (blank).

Hiromi- Not having sex

Louise- Aaron Burr

Muta- Mixing M&Ms and Skittle like some kind of psychopath

Baron- The dentist

Haru- Samuel L. Jackson (winner)

Toto- Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri

“To be fair, Ryan Renolds had a hard time dealing with Samuel L. Jackson in ‘The Hitman’s Bodyguard.’” “Still funny.”

R19) Baron- (prompt) Today on Maury: “Help! My son is (blank)!”

Hiromi- A woman

Louise- A monkey smoking a cigar (winner)

Muta- Teaching a robot to love

Persephone- Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere

Haru- Such a big boy

Toto- Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding

“What is ‘Maury’?” “An American TV show that mostly deals with people deliberately exposing themselves to lie detectors and paternity tests because they can’t stay in their lanes and be decent human beings.”

R20) Haru- (prompt) Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of (blank), and I will not tolerate (blank)!Hiromi- Sunshine and rainbows & Incest

Louise- The profoundly handicapped & Throwing a virgin into a volcano

Muta- Sweet, sweet vengeance & Cheating in the Special Olympics

Persephone- Finger painting & The hiccups

Baron- Erectile dysfunction & Having a penis (winner) (game end)

Toto- Nickleback & Licking things to claim them as your own.

“That’s it, game over, Baron wins, Good night.” “Oh c’mon Haru.” “Nope! Can’t do it! Good night!”

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‘Most Horrible Person of the Night Award’ is an inside joke among my circle of RL friends that typically ends up being a bag of Doritos.

#the cat returns #cards against humanity #warning: bad language #tcr birthday bash #tcr birthday bash 2019 #the cat returns fanfics #chezpez writes #TCR

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thelowlysatsuma · 5 years

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Ramble in whatever form you choose. I won’t be able to be active all the time so if you want to be able to do it whenever you want I’d say text posts but I’ll also try to occasionally ask you about them so there’s some variety

!!! okay! well i think i’ll choose a couple from the list that i haven’t made many posts about before (aka no ts or go) and ramble on here!

oof under the cut bc idk how long this will get

steven universe

oh hon don’t even get me STARTED on su like that shit? that shit is so good? okay first of all i love the cast so much? gosh they’re just all so sweet and cool and sometimes they collab w/ thomas sanders and i love rebecca sugar and im gonna cry they’re so sweet im so soft

okay SECONDLY the show itself oof

okay okay im just? god im so soft?? like the music is so good, i can (and do) watch it w/ my parents, GOD do i wanna cosplay pearl’s new outfit (and rainbow 2.0, if i can pull it off), im in love with the concept and all the fusions and the story and the worldbuilding and god, this made me realize my utter love and adoration of COLOURS like they’re so PRETTY im in LOVE oh my gOD and just

god it has such a good message and such a good plot and such good characters i wanna be steven’s friend i wanna be all of their friends oh man i just can’t wait until my baby cousins are old enough for me to show this to them because i’m going to enjoy that experience so much

ducktales

oh jfc where the fuck do i even start with ducktales okay david tennant as scrooge mcduck makes my fucking life literally he’sthe best goddamn charaacter in the show – well, best besides the triplets (my BOYS), webby (!!! my KID), f e n t o n (god i love that nerd), mark beaks (what an asshole), mrs beakley (i wanna be her when i grow up), launchpad (!!! he!!), and so many others??? this is like serious every character in the show erasure but hot damn duck tales says gay rights and it does so in style (oh yeah also i love lena della donald oh webby’s new friend whose name i forget uhhh herules oh the inventor guy fenton’s boss that dipshit love him uhhh gandra dee who’s voiced by jameela jamil if im not mistaken??????) and yeah it’s a hilarious show but it’s also just a really good one for me to watch whenever i start to like. feel empty inside?? but then like i’ll put on ducktales and i’ll feel better

gravity falls

this show. this show RUINED ME. i started watching it like four years late (aka last year lmao) but GOD, im so in love with it. def another one i wanna show my cousins.

like?? just??? the ciphers and mysteries appeal so much to me and my love of mystery and crime novels, the characters are all amazing, alex hirsch himself is just such a g?? and like. it’s so good. it hurts me so much but then it’s all okay in the end and it’s just. it’s so good.

yeah i sobbed my eyes out when i watched that series finale.

camp camp, which somehow i forgot on my other list

god, is this show hilarious. like, fuck is it funny. it’s so good. it’s so fucking good. i was a little shocked when i saw the first episode but i’m so into it now, and i’m so attatched to all the characters bc they’re just dumbasses trying their best (or worst, in a few cases) and i love them for it. that’s peak fool energy right there and it speaks to me

orphan black

okay okay okay veering now into a much darker type of television, orphan black is??? phenominal???

okay so my best friend @fuck-me-gently-with-a-slurpee got me into it when i was like 14 or 15 i think and i honestly cannot thank her enough because this show is incredible. the plot’s super engaging, i literally cannot say anything about it without giving away spoilers, and the main character has quite possibly the best actor i’ve ever seen playing her

like. you think thomas sanders is good? he ain’t got SHIT on tatianna maslany

mythbusters

you guys. you guys. mythbusters was my childhood. like seriously, i watched that show religiously.

it’s what first got me into science, and it’s what kept me interested in explosions. it’s light and funny and ridiculous and scientifically accurate in the dumbest ways possible. i swear to god the main cast nearly dies once an episode

these guys are my idols. like, i seriously cannot overstate how much i love the mythbusters. adam and jamie, tori, kari, and grant.

when i was a kid, i wanted to be a mythbuster when i grew up, and god damnit, i still do. they mean that much to me

bill nye

fun fact! i actually had no fuckin clue who bill nye was until seventh grade, when i had to watch an episode of his show for homework because i missed a day of class. it was the episode on static electricity, and i remember sitting at my dining room table in the dim winter afternoon light, squinting at my computer, and thinking “what the FUCK am i WATCHING?”

needless to say, i’ve seen more since then, but that initial what the fuckery is still present and i love it.

not only is bill nye the science guy a flippin fantstic show, but bill nye himself? the coolest guy alive. god, i love him. what a g.

various comedians including but not limited to john mulaney,john oliver, and hasan minhaj

okay, as a gay, i am legally required to love john mulaney, but seriously that guy is so. fuckin. funny that i can’t help myself. his timing is priceless, the way he moves onstage is hysterical, just. god i love his stuff.

literally his comedic timing and style is half the reason people find me funny. i just phrase my sentences the way he would because, you know, i’m good at stealing things, and people laugh, and i go “hey. that actually worked”. and then i keep doing it

next, john oliver. okay, so while i don’t watch his show religiously, i do watch it when my parents do every now and again, and fuck is his stuff funny. like. just. shit.

finally, hasan minhaj’s patriot act is just. one of my favourite current events comedy shows out there. it’s in a similar vein to john oliver’s stuff, just more international, and shit, is he good at what he does. i lvoe it.

hoodwinked the movie (i am dead serious)

okay, while i haven’t seen it in over four years, this is still my favourite movie of all time. it also has one of my favourite villain songs of all times, and some of the best character exchanges just. ever. especially with wolf and twitchy

...god, i love twitchy. also the goat. i’m probably gonna be the goat when i grow up, let’s be honest

one day at a time

i just.

there’s so much to say about odaat. like. it’s so funny. it makes me nearly cry every episode (and makes my mother actually cry every episode). the characters, god, the characters

like. alex is such a cute dumb kid (who’s smarter than he looks), penelope is so salty constantly and i love her but she’s genuinely so cool and such a good mom and i cry??? elena is so amazing like god she’s such a fuckin nerd but she’s also so salty (takes after her mom) and is literally the best????

and then there’s abuelita, whom i adore. like, god, rita moreno is SO cool and SUCH a great actress and has SUCH an amazing sense of comedic timing and GOD, i LOVE HER

can’t forget about syd and doc berkowitz, which like. okay first off the good doc. just. god i love the doc. he’s so sweet and such a genuinely good dude and he’s a bit of a coward at heart but that’s okay because he genuinely cares and does his best and god he’s just such an amazing character im !!!!! and then syd is such a dork and i love them and elena and god, it made me so happy to see not only an actual enby character on a big sitcom, but also just?? like??? it’s not forced but it’s still there??? like there’s one episode where one of the plots is just syd and elena trying to figure out what elena should call them, since neither of them are comfy using “girlfriend” for syd since they’re not a girl, and they finally agree on “significant other” and schneider imMEDIATELY says “dont you mean, SYDnificant other?” and then they use that for the REST OF THE SHOW IT”S SO CUTE OKAY

and finally, schneider. he might be my favourite character in the entire show (which is a damn hard list to pick from!!!), but he’s just. he’s so sweet, he and penelope have one of the absolute best male/female friendships i’ve ever seen (which! never! turns! romantic! ever!!!), he’s actually got surprising depths but he’s also like such a nice goofball that when they get revealed, it hurts, and he’s just this canadian dumbass (heyyyyy repreSENT) with the worst goddamn canadian accent sometimes and he’s a hipster and The Dumb Friend and the weird uncle all rolled into one and GOD, i love him so much

the good place and brooklyn 99

okay, i love these two both so, so much, but i’m lumping them together because a) they’re both mike schur shows with a similar sense of humour, that say gay rights, and with characters who’d definitely love each other if they met and b) my hand is getting tired from all this typing but i still have so much love to go around!!!!

okay so so SO! they’re both so good. they’re so fucking funny and amazing and i was immediately hooked on both of their pilots. their characters are all so genuine and flawed and fucking hysterical to watch, and the ships and friendships are all so amazing and pure and good and soft and they have their problems and they WORK THEM OUT HEALTHILY AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY OKAY!!!

god, i literally cannot overstate how much i adore these two shows. mike schur, you’re a wonderful, wonderful dude. thank you so much

many musicals (top faves include BOM, hamilton, legally blonde, chicago, matilda, and more!)

i’m putting the musicals together because while i do adore each and every one of them individually, i also just have great big deep-seated love of the art of musical theatre itself in general, ya feel?

like, as someone who’s been both performing and viewing them from a very young age, the sheer sense of utter joy they bring is almost unparalleled

not to be That Bitch who quotes musicals, but “and that hop in our hearts as the overture starts lets us know how lucky we are” might be the closest i’ve ever gotten to finding words to fit the feeling when the lights go down and the show begins. it’s simply phenomenal

the others series by anne bishop

okay, OKAY, if you haven’t read this series (first book called written in red – they have terrible titles but god, they’re worth it), then what are you doing with your life? like, not only is there the perfect logicality au to them (just sayin’), but god, it’s such an incredible series

the worldbbuilding is so cool and the characters are all great and god the ships are the damn hill i die on it’s got literally such a good “sort of enemies mostly just dislike each other to reluctant acquaintances to friends to lovers” ship and it deals with some serious issues rlly well and it’s got baby puppies!!!

like, they’re wolf puppies, but still, they are b a b e y

and finally (for now, at least), the mysterious benedict society, by trenton lee stewart

this book series was my childhood. i mean, there are so many other books i could be talking about right now that i utterly adore (the artemis fowl series springs to mind), but gosh, MBS just brings me such absolute joy to read that i just had to have it on here.

i’m not thinking straight at this point in the evening, but i just wanna say that i will never, not ever forget about reynie. about kate. about sticky. about constance. about rhonda and number two and milligan and miss perumal and my absolute son sq pedalian and, of course, i will never, never forget about mr benedict

it’s bright, and it’s bittersweet, and it’s beautiful.

and it’s good. simply, utterly, wonderfully good.

thank you for the ask, anon.

thank you.

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kylo-ren-jepsen · 6 years

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Rewatching Bill Nye the Science Guy makes me realize it's the source of the style of modern internet humor. It's edited like a YouTube Poop with fast cuts, random explosions, messing with the speed, repetition, overdubs etc. A lot of the jokes and references are punny and meme-y and even shitposty at times. It had to have influenced the sense of humor of at least Xennials & Millennials but probably Gen Z too because it keeps getting played in schools & it's on Netflix

#bill nye the science guy

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continuouscalamity · 5 years

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CHAPTER 3 TRIAL TRANSCRIPT

Monoboar, after irritatingly grumbling at the scene, announces "HEAD T' THE FOYER AT ONCE!" with a snort.

He begins his travel down.

TRIAL 3 - BEGINNING

[5:05 PM] Monoboar!: As you all crowd into the elevator and the doors shut behind you, the noise of the elevator slowly descending down rings in your ears, the low, ominous hum of everything moving around you.

The more you descend, the more it dawns on you-- yet another person has died in such a short span of time... Five people, with Eri's corpse burned into your minds.

Yet another class trial.

....

The elevator finally stops to it's destination, revealing a large trial room, with stands all in a circle. Four stands now bear the mark of the fallen, five portraits pertaining to Akihiko, Aderyn, Akemi, Wallace, and Eri.

Head to your stands.

@Alive [5:06 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: Keiko silently moves to her stand. [5:06 PM] Lake Kawaguchi | Fuck: Lake shaked out her hoodie before walking up to her stand.

"...Hazel-san, do you wanna hold my hand?"

@Hazel Hazeldine (Mars) [5:07 PM] Riku Yasui...: Riku went to his stand. [5:08 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: "....yes, that would be lovely." Hazel says shakily, taking Lake's hand into her own.

@Lake Kawaguchi (Florence) [5:08 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: Renzo goes to their stand and sits on the edge of it, as usual. [5:08 PM] Cerviel Winter | Sulking: Cerviel headed to his stand. He's a wreck. He keeps making a low whining noise. [5:08 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: Maggie rubs her tired eyes. [5:11 PM] Monoboar!: Monoboar hops onto his seat, giving a quick angry look at everybody before slamming his gavel down a bit too forcefully.

"I'm in a friggin' bad mood t'day! Just solve the damn trial for Eri Nakama!" He yells out.

[GIF]

[5:11 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Monoboar it's like, 4 AM in the morning." [5:12 PM] Monoboar!: "Shut yer trap and get detectivey!" [5:12 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "...All of us are tired, but we must do our best. For Eri-san." she says in a calm, quiet voice. [5:12 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "We're all fucking tired how can you expect us to fuckin'function." [5:13 PM] Monoboar!: Slam slam. "YA ALL GOT YER DAMN CLUES- OINK!" [5:14 PM] Riku Yasui...: :cluebullet: "So Eri's body was found slumped over against one of the walls in the Chemistry lab. The back of her head is covered in blood-soaked hair and along with blood that ran down her back, coming from a clear indent in the back of her skull. Her body is charred where the skin is visible," [5:15 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: {Keiko grips her stand tightly as Riku speaks. This hurts, man.} [5:15 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: :consentbullet: "No duh, it had to be an explosion that killed her! Just like, look at her skin!" [5:16 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: { “It was probably very painful, whichever way it wass.” } [5:16 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: {She grits her teeth, looking down. This hurts even more.} [5:16 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: :consentbullet: Artemis winced. "Jesus, yeah. She even left an dent on the wall when she hit it. There's blood running down it to her body." [5:17 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "And it like, smelled. From the explosion I'd assume." [5:18 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "What...what was it that caused the explosion? Do any of you have theories?" [5:20 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Someone got sciencey... Like, Bill Nye sciencey..." [5:20 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "Huh, speaking of explosions."

:cluebullet: "There's a book in the chem lab for building bombs. A page about a low explosive bomb was bookmarked, and someone even wrote down the materials they needed and how much of it." [5:20 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: Renzo taps the side of their mask. :consentbullet: “Ahh, yes, so some sort of a chemical reaction, perhapss...” [5:21 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: Keiko's eyes widen. "A book...? I think I might have something useful to share, in that case..." [5:22 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Do share..." Maggie does a tired wave. [5:22 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: { “Oho?” } [5:25 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: :testitheorybullet: "Yesterday, I stopped to read in the library at about 10 AM...and I saw Eri-san come in, take a book from one of the shelves, and leave." she says, frowning. "She was also muttering something...'This time for sure'."

"I didn't know what she meant by that, and I had been so rude to her before...I couldn't bring myself to question her. And she left." Keiko admits, "And now she's dead."

[5:26 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Does that mean... she's done whatever "this" is before? Maybe she's thought about... something?" [5:27 PM] Kubo Tachibana | BLEHEHEH: “I saw the book she grabbed too! When we were in the chemistry lab anyway...” He looks around. “It was...um...a book on how to build bombs... i think... [5:28 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "The book Pickle mentioned?" [5:28 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: {"OUT OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE, YOU TOO?!"} [5:28 PM] Kubo Tachibana | BLEHEHEH: “Oh... yeah!!” [5:29 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: {"Issa funny nickname... Heehee!"} [5:30 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: { “Ooouuuhhhhh Pickles.....” } [5:30 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: {"Ohhhhhhh my fucking god. No."} [5:31 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "What the fuck was she doing looking into bombs? Was she trying to blast her way outta here?" [5:31 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: {"Fine fine... Uh..."}

"Books! Books. And bombs." [5:32 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "I don't know...that could be the case, or..." she lets out a shaky breath, stopping herself. [5:32 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Well, maybe-baby we can consider... what kinda bomb...?" [5:32 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: Maggie tries to lightly slap herself awake. [5:33 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "And maybe... We have to consider if she was alone on this..." [5:34 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "It was a low 'splosive bomb tha' was bookmarked.." He slumps down on his stand. Sleepy. [5:34 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Low explosives! So that means..."

She holds three fingers up, and stares at them with slow blinking eyes. [5:34 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "..." [5:35 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "F-Fill me in here I'm running out of vocabulary." [5:35 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: “It means! Umm.... low. Explosivess... that are. Low...” Renzo doesn’t know either. [5:36 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "It probably means the bomb had a small radius." [5:36 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "Small. Meant to cause damage within a certain space." Of course she'd know about exsplovies. [5:36 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: :consentbullet: "Yes, as Artemis said." [5:36 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: :consentbullet: "Yes! That. So I assume she wouldn't wanna kill us all..." [5:37 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "At least, I don't think."

5:38 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "I don't think so, either."

:cluebullet: "I found...notes. One of them was in the foyer, and it read...'You guys can solve this'." she seems more and more dejected as she says this. [5:39 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: Renzo perks up. “Ohhh, there were more?” [5:39 PM] Rayne Maelstrom 👹 Demon Time: "Oh ohhhh me found that one too yes yesssss!" [5:40 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "Ah. It sounds like..." She paused, frowning. Let the demons bring up their findings first. [5:42 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "So the culprit is... encouraging us?" [5:43 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: Renzo raises their hand. They have clues to share. “We found two more notes, yes!” They hold up two fingers. :cluebullet: ”One was.... in the entryway, yess... it said, ‘I’m sorry’.” They pause. ”And the other one! On the kitchen counter. It saaaid... ‘Can’t’! Just can’t. It was written very very messy.” [5:43 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Odd... Notes..." [5:44 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "I don't. Don't like the implications here." [5:44 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "I don't wanna think what I'm thinking right now." [5:44 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: :consentbullet: Keiko nods at Renzo's words. "I found those two, as well. So they are three in total, it seems."

"T-they...they're in Eri's handwriting. I know it. I just do." she says, a few tears running down her cheeks. "I recognize it. H-how...why would she write that?" her grip on the stand turns shaky. [5:44 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "It's... Eri's handwriting?" [5:45 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: Packie blinks, turning his gaze to the floor. [5:45 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: “...” Renzo isn’t picking up what everyone’s probably thinking right now. [5:46 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "I... I thinkif what Keiko says is true what I say last night would make a lotta sense...' [5:47 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "This... This can't be some sorta..."

She pauses, biting her tongue.

"Suicide...?" [5:47 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Like, intentional notes, Eri gathering stuff together..." [5:48 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: { “Ouhhhgg...” } [5:49 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: :consentbullet: Artemis winced, giving a nod. "I'd say so... I- I saw her in a weird place last night." [5:49 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Go on..." [5:49 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: :counterbullet: Keiko grits her teeth. "No."

"She didn't do that. Someone murdered her. Eri wouldn't have done that!"

[5:49 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Eep!" [5:49 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "Keiko, please, just listen--" [5:49 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: :counterbullet: "But- She hadta accidentally explode herself!" [5:50 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Or just explode herself in general!" [5:50 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "Listen!" [5:51 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: “We are listening!” Thank you Renzo for the support. [5:52 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: Thank you Renzo. Artemis leans back and takes a breath.

:testitheorybullet: "Last night.. ya know. Before Eri died, at like 10:30 I saw her leaving out the chem lab. She was carrying a box of something and look like she could burst into tears at any moment. She left before I could say anything to her, though." [5:53 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "..."

"She... wasn't at a good place, and now she's dead." [5:54 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: Keiko lets go of her stand and grips her hair instead. "No, no, no...no I would've noticed...I..."

"I talked to her yesterday! She was fine! She wouldn't..." [5:54 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: “It seems likely... that there was no one else involved in this case, yes.” Renzo looks kind of like :pits: rn. “So... she.. caused that explosion herself...? Made it and set it off and everythingg...” Mumble mumble. [5:54 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: :consentbullet: Maggie nods to the demonologist. [5:55 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Honey, Keiko, even suicidal people can mask their emotions." [5:55 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "I would've noticed! There is no way! Someone...one of you killed her!" she's yelling, now. [5:56 PM] Kubo Tachibana | BLEHEHEH: {"Yeah...my sister was really good at that...."} [5:56 PM] Cerviel Winter | Sulking: Cerviel looks sick. He'd been pretty close to Eri. He hadn't noticed anything? [5:56 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: { “...” } [5:56 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: {"I'm, really sorry to hear that, Kubo."} [5:57 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Keiko- Look at the evidence! Nothing else suggests that she was with someone!" [5:57 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: Artemis frowned, rubbing her arms. "Keiko... didn't she already have issues with herself...?" [5:58 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "T-there must be something we didn't go over! There is no way."

Keiko turns to Artemis. "S-she did, but--We were working on that! She said she would...I was going to help her...I..." she breaks down, falling against her stand as she cries. [6:03 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "It makes sense, though. The letters she left behind, 'nd whatever.." He's mumbling at this point, too tired to bother. [6:03 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Listen, Keiko."

"She's gone." [6:04 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "If anything, you did what you could. You're too hard on yourself." [6:05 PM] Monoboar!: Monoboar seemed to have dozed off onto his hoof. [6:05 PM] Monoboar!: "Snzzz..." [6:07 PM] Monoboar!: "Snzzzzzz......" [6:07 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: “HEY MONOBOAR?” [6:07 PM] Riku Yasui...: "Maybe we should continue looking at the clues in hopes for more information. Let's see," He said thinking about the state of the room.

:cluebullet: "The whole room is in disarray, broken glass covers a fair bit of the floor, along with various powders and liquids that were once in containers, supplies around the room are knocked over. On a table at the back of the room is the remaining pieces of an object. The area in the back of the room is heavily scorched. " [6:08 PM] Monoboar!: "Snnnnz- Shit." He's awake. [6:08 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: {Keiko stays quiet as they speak. Yes please look at the other clues...maybe there'll be something...anything that proves this wrong.} [6:08 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Well, the... unpleasant look is from the bomb." [6:08 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Broken... from bombs." [6:08 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: { “Hiiiii. Good morning.” Ok Renzo. } [6:09 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "Yeah.. but- Speaking of letters n' letters... I think I found one we haven't gone over yet." [6:10 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: Maggie looks at the case file, tapping her finger on the "Note 1" clue. [6:11 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: :cluebullet: "Mhm. It was a crumpled up note in the chem lab in a knocked over trash can. “It needed to end this way”. That's what it said..." [6:11 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: Packie slumps over his stand again, groaning. [6:12 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: {This is even worse. Keiko can't even bring herself to speak, and just cries silently.} [6:12 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "'It needed...'?"

"No it didn't..." Maggie huffs out. [6:14 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: :cluebullet: "She could'a used this pen," he takes out a ballpen, "to write it. It's almost out of ink." [6:15 PM] Rayne Maelstrom 👹 Demon Time: "Ohhhhhhhh me has some clueess yes! One second I will think."

:cluebullet: "Me went into the art room and it was a disaster! Yes yes there were papers all over the floor. Some were even torn up!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND me also found a pen in the corner of the art room! It was uncapped and it was pretty much dry of ink yes yes!!"

[6:16 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "..." [6:17 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "..." [6:17 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Nothing contradicts our suicide claim." [6:18 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: She's still shaking a bit, but she's stopped crying at least.

"So she really did it..." Keiko breathes out, "W-what do we do now? We can't find a culprit. There's no culprit." [6:19 PM] Monoboar!: "Darn straight there'sa culprit!" [6:19 PM] Monoboar!: "Who killed the victim?" [6:20 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "..."

"The... victim killed herself. She's her own culprit." [6:21 PM] Monoboar!: "Correct-o mundo! And I'm friggin pissed, so let's get this vote on! Harhar!"

Same procedure as last trial, voting screens power on your stands, and there's a selection of students to choose from.

@Alive [6:21 PM] Kubo Tachibana | BLEHEHEH: Kubo votes for Eri.... [6:21 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: ...Keiko votes for herself. [6:21 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: Maggie votes for Eri. [6:22 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: Renzo hops off of their stand so they can vote for Eri. [6:22 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: Artemis gives Eri a vote. [6:22 PM] Riku Yasui...: Riku votes for Eri [6:22 PM] Cerviel Winter | Sulking: Cerviel voted for Eri. He's been crying for a while. [6:22 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hazel votes for Eri. [6:22 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: Hana votes for Eri. [6:22 PM] Rayne Maelstrom 👹 Demon Time: Rayne votes Eri. [6:24 PM] Lake Kawaguchi | Fuck: Lake voted for Eri. [6:25 PM] Monoboar!: "Tha's it? Well..."

After everyone had voted, the screens flicker black, and proceed to light up in anticipation for each profile.

"Grubs and junk, who's the culprit for today's case? Though I'm angry as a boar, seein' culprits gives me some sensa hope!"

...

[6:26 PM] Monoboar!: "Ding ding ding! It's the one and only victim herself, Eri Nakama! Oink!"

[6:27 PM] Monoboar!: "Wowzy! Ain't that somethin'- BUT I'M STILL FRIGGIN PISSED ABOUT MY CHEMISTRY LAB!" He slams down his gavel. [6:28 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "..Hm." [6:28 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hazel looks down at her shoes, troubled. [6:28 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "Yea, yeah." She sneered, huffing. "Can we go now?" [6:28 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: She swallows down her nerves, asking a very... unfortunate question.

"You favor... an execution at the end of trials, so... are we free of that burden, this time?" [6:30 PM] Monoboar!: "Weeell... Two responses. Lemme say this:"

"Snrk-" Monoboar grabs a paper from his seat, waving it in the air. "We got mail!" [6:30 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hello? [6:30 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: “Oh boy!” [6:30 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: "Eh?" [6:30 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "Wuh?" [6:30 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "...I don't think I like this." [6:30 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: Keiko silently looks up. What the fuck. [6:31 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: "M-May you elaborate on that?" Hazel asks nervously, knees trembling. [6:31 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: "Huh?" is all Hana says. [6:31 PM] Monoboar!: "This damn chick didn't just write four notes, but five! Talk 'bout overkill, snrk." [6:31 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: "You're wrong 'cause I only found four. Tch. You have, like, no brain." [6:32 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "Wait a second. Did she write something, someone's name-" [6:32 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hazel places a palm on her cheek. "Wh...What?" [6:32 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: "A f-fifth...y-you have to show us!" [6:32 PM] Monoboar!: "This is th' fifth thing she wrote, dammit." [6:32 PM] Monoboar!: "Lemme read! Lemme read!" [6:32 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: Hana glares at Monoboar. [6:33 PM] Monoboar!: "But first, I hadt' take it away cuz that'd make this case a bit more obvious." [6:33 PM] Monoboar!: "Like, suicide notes, snrk." [6:33 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: "You...!" Hazel's fists clench. "You stupid pig! Snorting about how angry thine are and then messing with the scene!" [6:34 PM] Monoboar!: "Well, I know it's Eri now, thanks to y'all!" He snorts. [6:34 PM] Monoboar!: Monoboar clears his throat as he reads the paper in front of him.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k_UP6rS37joXhHZN9126G10Wz0qysbkX8IzCUcnRTG4/edit

[6:38 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: Keiko listens to every word.

"Eri-san..."

[6:39 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hazel looks uncomfortable, shifting her feet and looking around at everyone with a brow raised. [6:39 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: Artemis winced, hugging herself. "Jesus..." There were rough childhoods and then there was this... It's rendered her speechless. [6:39 PM] Cerviel Winter | Sulking: Cerviel felt his heart break several times as he listened. He clutched the doll Eri had given him as he started to cry again. He hid his face in the doll in attempt to muffle some of his sobs. [6:39 PM] Riku Yasui...: Riku covered his mouth surprised and he even started to cry which was rare of him to do. This really got to him and it's hard for him to keep his composure. [6:40 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "..."

[6:40 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: "...alright." Hazel looks down at the floor. [6:41 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: Packie clears his throat, looking down. [6:41 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: The words really sink in. All of that...happened to Eri. She had all of that hiding inside of her, all that pain...

Keiko loses her grip on her cane and falls to her knees near her stand, both hands covering her mouth as her shoulders shake. "Eri-san...Eri-san I'm so sorry..." [6:41 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: She shares a glance with Packie. [6:42 PM] Kubo Tachibana | BLEHEHEH: Kubo buries himself in his blanket. Poor Eri.....he felt helpless, like if he had been there he could have done something. But he doesn't say anything. [6:43 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: He looks back and gives a tired peace sign. Hi Hazel. [6:43 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: She nods at him tiredly. [6:43 PM] Monoboar!: "Oh boo-hoo, I'll give a "fuck you" to you too Eri- snrk." *Monoboar says before tearing up the letter into tiny shreds, throwing it into the trial circle like confetti. "Take that- Gwaha."

"Anyways, Hazel, repeat yer question again?" Monoboar scratches his chin. [6:44 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: He slams his head on his stand. Get him out, please. [6:44 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: "...hm?" Hazel hums, popped out of her growing tired reverie and the shock of Eri's note. "...o-oh, I... oh dear, um."

She coughs.

"We're free of the burden of execution this time, yes?" [6:48 PM] Monoboar!: The mascot takes a small sniff of air, looking straight at the poet.

"Nah, I'm still pissed 'bout property damages."

Monoboar slams a gavel onto the big red button without breaking for a glance, with mechanical whirring can be heard inside the walls.

Eri Nakama has been found guilty. Time for the punishment.

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[6:49 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: HAZEL'S LIKE :oh: [6:49 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: "JESUS CHRIST-" [6:50 PM] Rayne Maelstrom 👹 Demon Time: "WHAT THE FUCK-" [6:50 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: "SWEET FUCKING JESUS--" Artemis is pretty sure that's asking for some serious fucking bad juju! [6:50 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: Packie gets the FUCK out of here. He's already near the elevator. He's not having it. [6:50 PM] Kubo Tachibana | BLEHEHEH: Kubo makes a run for it. She was dead. Why did they torment her so? [6:50 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: Hana screams, ducking under her stand and shutting her eyes and ears. What the fuck is goingon!!!!!!!!! [6:50 PM] Cerviel Winter | Sulking: "FUCK YOU!" Cerviel yelled at Monoboar. [6:51 PM] Monoboar!: "Case done! I'mma happy boar now." Monoboar heads to the elevator to open it. [6:51 PM] Riku Yasui...: "You sick... pig!" Riku said glaring at Monobear. [6:51 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: HE BOOKS IT. [6:51 PM] MAGGIE! 🖊 HELP!: Maggie scrambles out and runs with dear life. [6:51 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: She can't look. She doesn't look.

[6:51 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hazel just runs towards the elevator hastily, refusing to watch the rest of the execution and hurries into the elevator. [6:51 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: Hana gets up as fast as she can, tripping over her own feet and racing towards the elevator so fast that she hits the elevator wall once she enters it. [6:51 PM] Cerviel Winter | Sulking: Cerviel gets into the elevator. He's crying a lot harder than he was before. What the fuck. [6:52 PM] 🔥 ZOZO! 🔥 ...: Renzo is like :pits: again. They weren’t expecting an execution this time around. They leave their stand and shuffle into the elevator. [6:52 PM] 🔫Artemis🔫| Just A Bit Emo: Artemis kinds of scuttles over to grab Keiko and high tails it out of there. [6:53 PM] Keekoo Taisei | I hate this pt2: Keiko is grabbed.

Thankfully she had the presence of mind to grab her cane before that happened. [6:53 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: "What the FUCK? What kind of fucking thing does that to a dead fucking body of someone and thinks it's alrig-" He lets out a long groan before taking a deep breath, tapping his fingers against the elevator to calm down.

"Okay. What the fuck." [6:53 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Hazel clings onto Packie's arm out of terror. [6:54 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: He pats her back. [6:54 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: Hana clings to Hazel. [6:54 PM] packie hayai 🌾 💤: Baby chain. [6:54 PM] Hazel Hazeldine | baby chain: Baby chain. [6:54 PM] Hana Minami! | baby chain: Baby chain. [6:55 PM] Monoboar!: Monoboar shrugs to everyone as they crowds in, sending the elevator back up.

Not another death, but another execution.

TRIAL 3 - END

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