#Billy Cannon

[onceandonce-again]

[dance-world]

Gary Jeter, Richard Villaverde, Zachary Kapeluck, Billy Cannon, and Daniel Mayo - BalletX

[1dum-slasher-writer]

DAY 5, BILLY LENZ AGAIN (2006 ver.)

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•He is obviously very aggressive, and not just in the way he kills. Is very rough, like to the point your poor soul might bleed a bit. Sorry snookums/pookie. ☹️

•Kinda scared of women.

•Honestly he really loves to overstimulate you, basically 24/7. Literally keeps going for hours upon hours just to see you get to the point where you're sobbing and whining, even if it's just for 5 minutes. It's all worth it to him.

•Really likes grabbing your hair when in doggy especially, but also doesn't mind you (oh so gently) grabbing his hair either.

•The only kink he kinda has is overstimulation, like mentioned above, and thigh highs. Yes, thigh highs. Not on him, but he loves the way your thighs jiggle and how they feel on his face-..

•Honestly he has a kinda low sex drive. He used to get himself off a lot, but not really anymore, you're good enough to look at. 🙂

[factual-flittermouse]

I’ve seen a lot of WC x DC crossovers featuring various bats undercover as Neal Caffrey and, while DG makes an excellent Neal, I think an opportunity is being missed… specially, that Tim Drake is canonically an internationally wanted art thief due to his time searching for Bruce. Additionally, he has the background both in suits and in taking on a variety of undercover roles (like Caroline Hill and Alvin Draper) AND has a bit of a rivalry with Ra’s (which fits with the common ‘LOA spies in the FBI’ motive for going undercover). He has the skills (except painting), the style, and the history to pull it off. I’m not saying DG doesn’t make a good Caffrey, I’m just saying that I think the choice from the options is a bit humorous

[lottiette]

Hi honey, I've been following you for a while, I love your fics, spending hours reading them. I wanted to ask you, if it's okay with you and you have time, if you would like to write another fanfiction about hort, it's so underrated, I love you, have a good day<3

Hort X Ever! Reader

Authors note: Hi Libraia thank you so much for your request! I love Hort so much I’d die for him. I hope this writing is to your liking. I know that I’m super irregular with my writing it’s because I’m lazy and never have any ideas. But hope you enjoy. I love you to have a wonderful day/night. ❤️

Warning: Book Hort/Movie Hort, swearing. Not proofread. I think that’s it.

- He first saw you at that bullshit Ever/Never meeting thing. Where the Ever boys performed and stuff.

- He saw you and a spark lit his Never heart.

- He didn’t think an Ever would ever capture his eye, but you…you were so sweet and pure. You had a genuine smile on your face.

- Of course that was only a fantasy to Hort. You would never even notice him. He was a weasel Never boy, and you were an Ever, a princess/prince who would find a perfect prince/princess.

- That was until one day at lunch. He was getting picked on for being a weasel boy who couldn’t do more than sprout two hairs of a wolf.

“What a loser.” “Sad excuse for a Never. You couldn’t scare a fly-“ The hog boy who was spouting bullshit of insults in the weasel boy’s face got hit with something. He turns around to see you standing there. “Did you throw something at me?” He growls in hatred. You throw another rock at him. “Why you-“ and another. “HEY STO-“ oh. That one got him right in his third eye. He is bleeding. “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING NOTHING BUT A BIG BULLY!” You scream. The hog boy doesn’t like that. He starts charging at you. You scream naturally, and start running. Right as the hog boy is about to grab you Hort punches him right in his big borish face. Now you’re both running. Eventually you find yourselves hiding under a bridge like hide. You stick out your hand with a smile, “I’m (Name)”

- Hort sees the nicest Ever, ever.

- He couldn’t believe that you had did that for him. You could’ve gotten yourself killed, but you stood up for him.

- From that point on Hort is even more hopelessly devoted to you. He is going to protect you from everything he can.

- He’s the big bad wolf to your riding hood (Ever After High Red)

- You eat lunch with him from that point forward.

- Of course the hog boy did come back for a round two. You guys run each time to the same spot. Until it just gets old and you punch hog boy so hard he sees star. He leaves y’all alone after that.

- Hort does the little things for you. Opens your drinks/snacks. Get you anything you want. Helps you study, does your homework. All that stuff.

- He has an ANYTHING for you mindset. And “ANYTHING” means ANYTHING! From cookie to murder. He’ll do it.

- Being in a relationship with him is very loving.

- He looks at you like you put the moon in the sky.

- He’ll support anything you do. Any hobbies, traits, or anything whatever you do.

- He likes to give you feather kisses. Like little pepper flakes.

- And LOVES cuddles. Doesn’t matter where or when he wants to be touching you. He’ll pull you into him whenever.

- Not until later into the relationship will he touch your ass. He’s not going to smack it. He has the ultimate high respect for you. He will NOT be touching without your permission.

- And even if he does get your permission he’ll be reluctant to touch you that way. He’ll be a blushing boy

- If anyone else touches you they won’t have hands to touch you with anymore.

- He will not play around when it comes to your safety.

- All the Ever boys/girls trying to flirt with you, he hates it.

- He already thinks you’re too good for him but he knows that anyone else isn’t good enough for you.

- He might get a bit insecure sometimes because he will get in his head and start thinking that maybe you should be with an Ever. That maybe they can treat you better. (They can’t)

- He’s possessive. He wants you to himself because he doesn’t trust anyone else and he isn’t losing you.

- He’s not leaving you. No matter how sad or mad you are.

- He’s not going to be the best at comforting you when sad because he’s never really experienced that but he’ll try. He wants to punch and kill your problems and he will if he can but if not he’ll cuddle you and sniff your hair.

- I think that he likes to bring you trinkets like “oh a pretty rock” or “oh a butterfly wing” just little things he finds he wants to give to you.

- I think he likes to have his hair played with.

- You two have to sneak out to meet each other.

- Most nights under the moon in the forest are more magical than the one before it. You two lay in the grass just holding onto each other and telling the other about all the things they’ve missed and whatever else

- Just let him sniff your hair, hold you, steal your items occasionally, and he’ll be just fine.

- He promises you that one day he’ll get you out of the bullshit school and give you everything you’ve ever wanted and more.

[davastationart]

Domestic mornings ☕️

[weepingfishturtledragon]

Freddy when he's on a mission and can't do something because of his leg: In a shocking turn of events my disability has disabled me!

[sob-dylan]

rip benson thepassenger, you would have loved david cronenberg's crash. good thing you were alive to see it. too bad you weren't alive long enough to stare at your twink co-worker/hostage for 98 minutes straight while you forced him to watch it with you.

[90ssuperheroes]

directors directing their heroes

[theactioneer]

The No Mercy Man (Daniel Vance, 1973)

[onceandonce-again]

[seagull9111]

nico singing billie eilish keeps me ALIVE

[1dum-slasher-writer]

this dosen't nesscarily have to be smut, but just curious what your headcanons be for 2006 billy lenz with a reader who has poor eyesight?

-🪐 anon

SO HAPPY RN MY FIRST REQUEST BUT OBVIOUSLY YES POOKIE 😭😭 I DIDNT ADD ANY SMUT THIS TIME FOR YOU 👏👏

•In all honesty, his blind ass (desperately) needs glasses/contacts too. His vision is like 2 pixels per second and it's absolutely hilarious to see him stumble around as he holds onto you, and you hold onto him 😭

•If you wear glasses, expect him to always carry around a soft cloth in that one pocket of his PJs for you ❤️ he actually does care for once-

•If you wear contacts, he will intensely watch you put them in and take them out. In his head, he's thinking about how much prettier they make your eyes look. (His eye fascination grows just by dating you)

•If you don't wear anything, he would probably just tie a string around your waist and yank on that MF rlly hard whenever you're about to run into something. 50/50 chance of working 😞

•He likes to annoy you n test you a lot, by putting up a random amount of fingers n telling you to guess how many he's holding up. Yes, he's lied about how many fingers he was holding up. No, he wasn't holding up 13 fingers!

•Since he really likes space n all that shit, he would be really curious about what you would see whenever you look up at the stars at night. He'd ask (forcefully) for you to describe them.

•He laughs n cackles whenever you first wake up n all that morning blindness curses you extra hard. Will purposely wave his hand or snap his fingers directly in front of your face to scare/annoy you 👏👏👏👏

•Has gotten jealous you hugged another object that looked like him. Yes, a blanket. It was red n yellow, but your dumbass couldn't see and just... Embraced it. Forced you to get glasses/contacts after that.

•Will definitely hide shit around the house to fuck with you. If you do wear glasses/contacts he will absolutely hide them when you've been a brat to him 😭

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THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST I TRIED TO COME UP W ALOT OF SHIT FOR THIS AND THIS WAS FUN ISTG😭😭😭😭 I HOPE THEYRE NOT SHIT I RLLY TRIED THANK YOU 🪐 ANON ❤️❤️

[madammuffins]

I don't think I ever said this in my harringrove Era, but I always headcanonned Billy to sound like Marianas Trench when he sang.

[lottiette]

Billy Thunderman Relationship/General Head Cannons

Authors note: Hi! This is my first post. I’ve never done headcannons before, so I’m sorry if this is bad. I am taking requests. I will do my best to answer them. Please do not steal content.

- He fiddles with your fingers when nervous or just as a stim

- He gets self conscious about his “slowness”(dumb) so sometimes he needs reassurance

- He would go anywhere to get you anything you want

- He’s a golden retriever boy

- He’s a simp. He’s just happy to be there with you and that you love him

- He really likes hips/hip dips/love handles. He doesn’t care what his partner looks like (but I think he likes chubbier girls) but he loves all body types

- He takes almost everything literally so you have to be patient and ready to explain

- I think he would like to give you piggy back rides and go fast with you. Doesn’t matter how much you weigh he’ll find a way

- He always makes sure you’re comfortable with everything./in a situation. If you’re not he’ll find a way to get you out of there as quick as possible

- You have to help with studies and school and it actually kinda helps bring his grades up(just a little) cause he’s thinking about you and that makes him like remember the moment you were teaching something

- Speaking of, when you’re studying he’ll get bored and start teasing you. He’ll kiss your neck and whisper in your ear. Maybe throw you onto his bed, or pull you into his lap.

- Barb and Hank like you because let’s be honest they worry about him because he’s “dumb” so they’re happy there’s someone to take care of him.

- You and Nora have to be friends, because family means a lot to him and Nora is his best friend, but don’t worry she loves you. You guys do manicures and pedicures and all that jazz together

- He likes when you scratch his head/ laying his head in your lap

- He likes to cuddle with his arms around your waist and his legs tangled in yours.

- He really likes kitties and puppies so one of your dates might consist of just hanging out with furry friends.

- He just loves animals in general.

- I know he’s “dumb” but I feel like he’s really good at coding and like video game glitches and loopholes

- He doesn’t care what y’all do or where you go for dates he’s just happy to be with you.

- He hypes up everything you do no matter what

- I feel like he probably gets bullied for being slow so he appreciates it when you stand up for him(even if he doesn’t realize he’s being bullied)

- He’d definitely stand up for you if you were ever bullied. Like no questions asked.

- He’d also probably do anything you asked him to do.(with in reason)

- I feel like he probably flusters you a lot without even realizing it.

Thats all I have for now if I think of more I will add or make another post. Please requests anything you’d like and I’ll do my best to make it happen but I will be posting my rules and guidelines for requests. If you have any questions, suggestions, or advice please let me know. Bye! 😘

[stuillytism]

Has anyone realized that billy throughout the whole movie basically were the same outfit

Like he wore 5 different outfits through the whole movie and the only way I could tell the difference is because of the shirts

He wore 5 different white tees

All with blue jeans

Only twice he had a blue shirt to go on top of it

And boots.

LIKE HE LITERALLY WORE THE SAME THING WHICH MEANS = ☆ autism ☆

I'm acting like I'm not an outfit repeater