#Bruce: ...that's different. i was trying to graduate with honours—

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce: I am rather concerned. Do you all, perhaps, need an additional health check? How come most of you don't hear my commands through comms from the first time?

Barbara: That's because half of them have a music blasting in their ear at the same time.

Bruce: What—

Damian: Nonsense. Neither I nor Cain do this.

Jason, shrugging: Your loss.

Barbara: And here goes a guy, who listened Hozier's Nobody Soldier and Rammstein's Rein Raus during today's shoot-out.

Dick, giggling: Of course, he would listen that—

Barbara: What are you laughing about? You had your female K-POP bands blasting on the background.

Dick: I was streaming—

Tim: During shoot-out?

Barbara: At least, they were listening music. You put Kon's forty minute lasting voice message on.

Tim, shrugging: I am not ashamed. I am multitasking, if anything.

Bruce, concerned: ...Do you all realise that all of this could serious—

(The bickering sounds intensify)

[des-seras]

Older Damian x Male Reader Pt3 (Ugh Roomantes)

I hope you all enjoy

We held hands for a couple of seconds before gesturing to the others on the table. “Since you already know Damian, let’s start from his side then. The extremely happy go lucky guy next to him is Richard Grayson, he’s the oldest.”  He tried to shake your hand but since Damian was in the way and wasn’t going to budge anytime soon he opted for wave. You waved back giving a small smile. “The guy in front of Dick is.” “I’m sorry Dick?” You interrupted. Dick giggled, nodded and said: “People call me that it’s my nick name.” You were about to say something but a voice interrupted you with: “Don’t bother kid the man himself doesn’t know the origins of it.”  Your gaze went to the guy in front of Dick. “The name’s Jason Todd.” He leans so that he can shake your hand   you do the same. “Hmm firm handshake nice. Dad’s must love ya.” He said leaning back. The other boys gave him a look while you answered. “No not really. I’d have to be considered attractive in today’s standards.”You rubbed the back of your neck. Tim rolled his eyes and shaked his head. “You do realize that you can talk and sit at the same time right?” Tim said with a smirk and a pat on the back. Your eyes widened, mumbled a “sorry” and sat next to Jason. Tim pulled a chair and sat down also. A small awkward silence do to guys thinking about a subject to talk about, Dick rested his head on his hand and chimed in by asking: “So [Name] what is it that you are studying?” “Arts of Teaching English on a Secondary Level.”  You answered proudly earning a smile from Dick, a impressed smirk and an impressed stare from Tim, Bruce (who was in and out of the conversation just like your father) and Damian. Yes Damian was somehow impressed not by the profession that were studying but with how proudly said it. “Huh I saw you as more of a law guy than a teacher, but I’m impressed.” Dick commented. “Why is it that everybody thinks that?” you thought sourly. Then you felt arm on your shoulders. “So English teacher huh?” Jason smugly commented then asked: “You know that it’s not really an easy profession, right?” “I’m fully aware of that Jason.” You answered. “Well it doesn’t if it’s difficult or it is still a very honourable and important profession that sadly it is slowly dying in this society.” Tim said trying keep his brothers from making any other unnecessary or dumb comments. But Jason couldn’t keep his mouth shut. “Says the computer geek who never leaves his room.” Tim gave Jason a look while Jason just smirked adding more fuel to the fire. “So what about you guy? Any of you working or studying? Aside from Damian of course who is studying like me, right?” You asked trying to evade a possible fight or worse.   “Well I’m a cop.” Dick started. “Tim is a computer engineer, Jason is… um?” “I work in a armory.” Jason finished slightly annoyed mixed with a bit of disappointment. “Huh my older brother work in a armory too.” You said slightly surprised. “Though has been travelling a lot lately.” They seemed kinda surprised and before Jason could comment again Dick asked: “So [Name] how old are you?” “Uh twenty two?”Tim choked on his drink, looked at as if you’ve commited murder, Jason stopped whatever he was doing and Damian looked at you shocked. You on the hand focused your attention on helping Tim recover. When he let you know that he was better you turned to Dick and asked: “Why?” “UH nothing just asking and that you don’t look twenty two.” “Those girls are gonna eat you alive.” said Jason “Wait so that means you are soon to graduate right?” Asked Damian . Your eyes widened in horror because: 1 you never ask a college student that and 2 no you weren’t about to graduate yet. While you freaking out and thinking on to say that you had a couple more years before you could graduate and figure out what was going on. Dick slapped Damian’s hand and gave him look while Tim cradled you in his arms and Jason face palmed then laugh at his younger brothers face of confusion. “Uh no not yet I kinda had to stop studying for um family or um personal reasons. But I’m only missing a couple of years so it’s not that bad.” You finally said trying not to look either upset or embarrassed. Which apparently it worked, because the two oldest, well Dick actually, seemed more relaxed. Damian scratched the back of his head awkwardly and looking around said: “Oh I see. There is nothing wrong with putting family first I suppose.” “It’s fine dude.” You said slowly leaving Tim’s warm embrace. “Man was he is so comfy, no no [Nick/N] focus! Don’t be a weirdo!” You thought. “And besides I may have over reacted a little.” “Are you sure? Because what I just asked is considered rude amongst our people.” Damian asked again trying to apologize and or to fix his wrong doing. You just let out a chuckle “It’s fine. Just don’t ask that question to any of your friends or classmates.” “But are-” “Keep asking and all cry. And not a cute silent one. No a big overly dramatic ones that make you regret ever having kids and such.” You said grinning and Damian stared at you trying to figure you out or at least to understand what you meant. Since he hasn’t been able to be an actual child or do things according to his age, especially during his childhood. After that you all kept talking about different things, this went for a while until you felt a vibration on your butt. You checked your pocket to see that you had a message from Kaliel which said : “Hey dumb-ass tell father to pick us up!” You sighed and just as you were about to text back you received another that said: “Sorry about that [last/N. Aron took my phone. Could you please tell father to pick us up? We have called and texted numerous times and he hasn’t answered. If not; to send someone else?” “No prob, just tell Aron to stop being such a baby. And that “good things come to those who wait.”” You replied then looked at your dad who looked like he was on a date. Proceeded to look at the table only to be unable to find anything of use. You sighed. “You gotta go?” Dick asked “Yeah, gotta pick up the runts of the litter at the academy.” You answered “Give me a second.” Said Tim, he leaned back and asked Bruce something. Which made you father look at his phone then at you and said: “[Name] we got to go.” You all tried not to laugh at the situation. After that you all said you goodbye’s and left. You and your father were on your to his car when he wrapped his arm around your shoulder then with a sly smirk asked: “So how was it like being surrounded by attractive young men who were giving you their undying attention?” “I don’t know dad. You tell me?” You answered coyly; leaving your father flabbergasted.