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i'm kind of upset i wasn't able to watch odd squad as a kid because it is exactly my humor in a fun learning environment
like i just watched an episode because mark mckinney, kevin mcdonald, and scott thompson were in an episode. together. i had to check that out. and everyone.
it was a clue spoof. about shapes. it took me several minutes to realize that they were even teaching me about shapes!
kevin was a guy obsessed with rectangles who invented the ice cream sandwich and whose cake has been stolen. mark was a war general named pentagon doing A Voice who stole a farmhouse out of a painting. scott was a german professor of squares who stole a diamond that if you turn to the side is *gasp* a square. there's a fashion designer named triangle with triangle shaped hair whose triplet sister and brother helped her steal aformentioned cake because kevin never remembered their birthday, which is the same day as theirs by a massive coincidence.
the episode ends with kevin deciding the cake needed to be destroyed because of all the pain it caused and throwing it to the ground. agent otto screams like he just saw his parents killed in a car accident. everyone has round cupcakes because no one there will steal something without an edge.
i've never had more fun learning something while members of my favorite comedy troupe ran around to shape jokes
#i am having a bitch of a period and finding this has made it slightly better#y'all it was sooo funny#i accidentally watched a different episode because it was listed wrong on imdb#so i can confirm it wasn't just b/c of mark scott and kevin#just hilarious#the kids in the hall#the odd squad#mark mckinney#scott thompson#kevin mcdonald
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Having grimace thoughts in this chilis tonight
#he was so sad#it was his birthday and he was so sad#just the thought of little baby grimace making a special shake to share with everyone on his birthday#but b/c of whatever the fuck he is normal people cant handle it#its so saf you guys 😭#im definitely getting a grimace shake i dont care if i have to dig one out of the dumpster at mcdonalds im getting one
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"how do u cope" i make shitty little edits abt my mental state
#dis.txt#laughing while editing the first one. his stupid little face (affectionate)#how i hold him sometimes fr#it shouldn't be mcdonalds. it should be arbys or taco bell b/c i've been eating there lately (really good coupons)#but the og format is my fav
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killing me softly | 18
K M S M A S T E R L I S T | <- P R E V I O U S | N E X T ->
✿ G E N R E ✿ she fell first, he fell harder | slice of life | drama
✿ P A I R I N G ✿ s1!rafe cameron x overthinking!reader (f)
✿ C O N T E N T W A R N I N G ✿ swearing, suggestive language & themes, hints at jjpope, cursed chat pics, mention of abusive household (aka rafe's), hints at reader getting turned on lmao, gentleman!rafe, reader one sec away from hyperventilating, slightly jealous!reader, awkward!rafe (um.. you'll see why), also FLUFF
✿ S U M M A R Y O F L A S T P A R T ✿ after rafe dropped you off at the beach, cara dragged you to meet sarah, kiara and cleo. everyone was nice, though kiara questioned what was going on with you and rafe. in the restroom of bob's iceshack, cara admitted she wasn’t sure if she wanted to hook up with jj. your conclusion: she was torn between him and topper. later, rafe texted saying he saw sarah’s story and wanted to pick you up an hour later. after some back and forth, you agreed on 7:30pm. still, you couldn’t help but wonder why he was suddenly so eager. after hanging out with the pogues for a while, you dipped. john b offered a ride for tomorrow’s open air movie night. back in rafe’s car, he called them losers but backed off when you questioned it. after some pushing, he finally admitted he felt like everyone was choosing sarah over him. you tried to reassure him and concluded (internally) that ward cameron was the root for his issues. during your late night drive you got mcdonald’s, and finally, he dropped you off with a surprise: a my little pony bracelet from a gas station to prove he wasn’t playing you. in bed, you showed the bracelet to the girls in the new group chat. last surprise of the day: the mirror selfie from rafe aka the same one you’d stared at earlier.
✿ W O R D C O U N T ✿ 13.5k+ (longest chapter yet help + max use of chat screenshots so prepare for a LONG reading session)
✿ A / N ✿ GUYS I TRIED WITH THIS ONE BUT i kinda feel like the second half sucks, and also it feels extremely rushed if we take the pace of the other days of the week into consideration but well guess it wouldn't have made sense to drag out sunday for no reason. i also feel like i fucked up the ending by the direction i've chosen but i kinda gave up lmao. i probably could've explored the full potential of this setting and, IDK AHHHH. dw there's gonna be a part 2 of the event. anyway, have fun reading and PLEASE lmk what you think, this chapter gave me sm anxiety <3
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W E E K O N E // S U N D A Y 1 1 : 1 7 A M
"Okay, where did we leave off again?" you asked Cara as you made yourself comfortable in your little windowsill nook. "My brain is so full, I can’t keep track of anything anymore."
Cara chuckled. "Oh, I know exactly what it’s full of. Mr. ‘Let me give the girl I like a friendship bracelet so it’s not too obvious that I’m completely down bad for her.’"
A giggle slipped out and your cheeks instantly flushed. "You're gonna lose it when I tell you this next part."
“She’s already losing it,” came a voice, and your heart dropped to your stomach.
OH MY GOD, now that you saw the wall behind Cara… NO WAY. GIRL ACTUALLY SPENT THE NIGHT IN JJS WONDERLAND OMGGGG.
Cara scoffed, amused, and turned her phone to show JJ pulling a shirt over his very bare chest. You were so glad he at least had boxers on.
“Say hi and get out,” she said.
JJ looked up with a “Hey, my room,” and winked into the camera with a big-ass grin when he spotted you. “She’s even louder in bed.”
Too. Much. Information.
You just stared, stunned, and gave him an awkward little smile.
Cara rolled her eyes and turned the phone back to her face. “Chop chop, Dig’s waiting for his morning walk.”
“Not sure the leash’s even usable anymore.”
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cara stared flatly into the camera. “He's joking.”
OKAY THEN.
“Okay, okay. The leash only almost came into play,” JJ called out, followed by a loud “Hey!” as Cara threw a pillow at him.
“Out. Now. This is a girl-to-girl talk,” she said. “Village idiots not allowed.”
JJ chuckled. “More of a jester anyway.”
Then came a soft thud, which you took as him finally leaving the room.
“Okay, where were we?” Cara looked into the camera with a blinking smile.
You blinked back. “So, I guess, you don’t wanna—”
“Nope.”
“Aight.”
Cara cleared her throat. “Sooo, the last update I got from you and Loverboy is basically just what you'd said in your voice memo last night. He brought your bag back, then you guys spent the afternoon together. He dropped you off, picked you back up later, and by the end of the night practically proposed, right?”
Um… something like that.
You’d obviously left out a lot in that memo. As sweet and welcoming as the Pogue girls were, you’d literally only known them for a day, and you didn’t exactly feel comfy going full overshare just yet. And considering one of them was Rafe’s sister, you weren’t gonna bring up his little hate-rant about her or start gossiping about him behind his back.
But Cara was different. She was your best friend. You could tell her everything.
And you did. You told her about lunch with your parents, your trip to Bulk & Bloom and Barry’s pawn shop, your full-on spiral that you and Rafe had talked through in the car, and of course your evening trip to McDonald's and how he'd walked you to the front door like a freaking gentleman.
You did leave out his angsty little moment in the car, though. He’d opened up to you so honestly, you didn’t want to betray that trust. Plus, it felt… special. Like something just for the two of you.
But the important stuff? Oh, you shared that.
Your parents basically already adopting him, Barry’s well-meant warning, OH and obviously the insanely awkward moment when Rafe had caught you scrolling through his chat with Kelce.
AND OF COURSE, the most insane, messed-up, crazy thing he’d said: that you were a cute chick and he’d (quote) bend you over in the backseat of his car if you said the word.
“WHAT!?”
Your phone speaker peaked just a little.
You chuckled, cheeks flushed. “Well, yeah, he—”
“WHAT?”
Another laugh escaped your mouth. Cara stared at you, eyes wide and jaw dropped like you’d just told her Harry Styles invited you to his private villa.
“GIRL, I—” She exhaled like she’d just sprinted a marathon. “I don’t even… holy fucking shit, like, oh my Jesus Christ, good Lord and all the heavens above.”
When Cara started praying, you knew shit was actually insane.
You giggled. “Now imagine what was going on in my head. The fact I managed to function after that is honestly one of the seven wonders of the world.”
"The fact that you didn’t immediately jump him and rip his clothes off—that is the miracle," she shot back, still staring at you like she couldn’t believe what she was hearing. "I MEAN WHAT? Like, my kitty would’ve gone straight to—"
“OKAY!”
Cara shook her head like a madwoman. “Y/N! That boy is so down bad for you, how do you not see it?” She sighed, shaking her phone. “Like HELLO? Rafe Cameron said out loud that he’s into you.”
"Sexual attraction and having a crush are two completely different things," you argued.
Cara frowned dramatically. “How oblivious do you wanna be? Yes.” You heard frantic tapping sounds as she smashed at her screen. “He gifted you a fucking bracelet. Rafe Cameron. The guy who’s known for doing absolutely nothing for any girl, like, ever. What more do you need? He said you’re cute. He said he likes you. He said he ENJOYS spending time with you. And what else? OH RIGHT, that he wants to hang out even after your little project dates are over AND THAT HE WANTS TO CLAP YOUR CHEEKS.” She shook her head like she was malfunctioning. “THIS SCREAMS GET READY TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND.”
Did it?
UM, YEAH, KINDA DID.
Fucking hell, Cara could really make even the most chaotic shit sound like it followed cold, hard logic.
But here's the thing: Rafe was a direct guy. If he had no problem saying he’d sleep with you, surely he wouldn’t have a problem saying he was into you like that (hypothetically speaking, of course).
Which kind of threw her whole argument out the window again.
You shook your head. “This sounds more like, ‘I’ve never had a female friend before, and now that I do, guess I’m gonna keep her around.’”
“So you do realize he wants you,” Cara replied.
You let out a tired sigh. “Yeah, I guess, but not like that. I don’t know how to explain it… I just think he likes the idea of having a girl around.” You tilted your head. “Like with Topper and Kelce, he’s this kinda toxic-bro-masculine-alpha type. And I guess he misses the fun flirty energy." Then you remembered his emotional outburst last night. “And I feel like with me, he also doesn’t put on a front. I don’t know.”
Cara stared you down, deadpan. “That is literally the ideal foundation for a relationship.”
“Or for a really good friendship,” you countered.
How were you supposed to explain to her that this poor boy probably just wanted someone to see him for who he really was? Like, the frustration he let out last night—the way he basically admitted, without saying it directly, that he was scared of being abandoned.
And that could always happen in a relationship. In a short-term hookup? Inevitable. But a good friend? Ideally, that was someone you could have for life. And the fact you were a girl—just a side note in the whole equation.
“Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.” Cara rolled her eyes. “So what you’re telling me is, he puts in all this effort just so he can call you his friend and still flirt for fun? Make it make sense.”
"Yeah, but, C," you said with a chuckle. "That's literally how our friendship works too. We both put effort into each other, that’s what friends do, and don’t even get me started on the flirting. Like according to your logic, I should question your intentions as well."
Cara curled her lips. "... okay, you kinda have a point there."
You nodded with a See? look on your face.
"But," she continued, "we’re girl best friends. You and him? That’s a whole different thing."
You raised an amused brow. "Are you seriously trying to tell me that a guy and a girl can’t have a platonic relationship?"
Cara scowled. "No, of course not, but—"
"But I’m okay with the way it is," you said with a soft smile. "I have no problem with just being friends with Rafe. Honestly, it might even be better this way. I don’t have to worry about screwing it up, or God," you chuckled nervously, "all my other insecurities."
Cara let out a sigh. “You really are the biggest mystery to me, girl. You’ve been crushing on this guy since fifth grade. And now, when you finally have the chance to actually make something happen, like, he’s literally offering you the perfect foundation, you just settle for the easiest option.”
Less risk of being disappointed. Less chance of embarrassing yourself. Less chance to lose whatever it was you two had built in just a few days. Accepting Rafe as a friend was the easy choice, yeah, but it was also the safest.
But you knew exactly what Cara would say to that: she’d start pushing you to take a chance, make a move, break out of your shell for once.
"Okay, look at it this way," you said with a playful eye roll. "A relationship can always grow from a friendship. Does that help?"
You doubted that would actually happen, but at least it would shut Cara up for now.
She chuckled and wiggled her shoulders. "Friends to lovers? Uhh, now you got me." She raised her eyebrows with a lopsided grin. "So… does that also apply to us, orrrr…?"
You quickly steered the conversation back to her. More specifically her evening with the Pogues, dinner at the Chateau later on, and eventually the magical night she had with JJ. Kiara, Pope, and Cleo had left at some point, leaving just Cara, John B, Sarah, and JJ behind.
The exact details and noises from that night, however, Cara could gladly keep to herself.
Anyway, her dad called a little later to tell her to come home—her grandparents were visiting to celebrate her mom’s birthday belatedly. With a quick "Oh shit, we’ll text later", your little call came to an end.
You’d barely touched the ground with your feet, just getting off your windowsill corner and ready to change out of your sleepwear into something actually wearable, when your phone buzzed again.
And what greeted you? Yeah…
Geez, it wasn’t even noon and your pulse was already at 180.
First Cara fueling your delusions, then Rafe and his newfound hobby (or more like obsession) with your reaction pics (UM THE FACT THAT HE'D DOWNLOADED PINTEREST FOR IT???) and how he instantly went into full-attack mode just at the mention of you being in the girlies’ group chat, like bro, we get it, you’re terrified of abandonment but PLEASE CALM DOWN I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. And then back to Cara, aka the fact that you’d now have to endure the drive to the open air event without her.
Honestly, that last part was the least of your worries because if you'd managed to survive half of Kelce’s party solo (okay, with Topper, Molly, and Rob), then you could totally handle a short car ride.
No, what really had you spiraling was how comfortable Rafe had gotten with you in just one day. Like, hello? First the mirror selfie last night, and then those reaction pics this morning (okay, more like noon, oops), AND THEN THE FACT THAT HE STRAIGHT UP ADMITTED (or hopefully joked) that he'd had a little private session this morning, DUDE COME ON.
HELP AND THE FACT THAT THAT SENT YOU INTO INSTANT BRAIN CINEMA MODE OF A HALF NAKED, HEAVY BREATHING RAFE, BOXERS AROUND HIS ANKLES, EYES CLOSED, HEAD PRESSED BACK INTO THE PILLOW OR DESK CHAIR (WHO KNEW), HAND AROUND HIS—NOPENOPENOPENOPEHELPPP
Jesus Christ, suddenly there was a tingling sensation in your lower body and the urgent need to open the windows to cool your body down because your cheeks? On fucking fire. Not even mentioning the heart rate and that warm, funny feeling between your—OKAY ENOUGH HOLY SHIT.
You gotta be ovulating or something because that? What the actual fuck.
HAHAHAHHAA ANYWAY.
Lunch.
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"How's Rafe?" That was one of the first questions your dad asked once you all sat down in the dining room.
Great. Not even here you could escape the topic.
To make things worse, both your mom and dad were giving you this smirky look that screamed You were out late last night: Should we be getting excited about our future son-in-law?
UGHHH. It was so awkward, and if you even dared to give a shy smile or deflect it, it would only make everything ten times worse.
So you just shrugged and poured yourself a glass of water. “He’s doing okay, I think.”
Your dad let out an amused breath. “And his cheek? That looked pretty nasty yesterday. He should’ve iced it right away, then it wouldn’t have swollen like that.”
Trust me, I told him.
“Yeah, it looks worse than it is,” you said, adding, “he popped an ibuprofen yesterday.”
He had, actually. Swallowed it right in the McDonald’s parking lot with a Coke Zero. Like seriously, how was this guy even still alive?
You half expected them to hit you with a “You two were gone a long time—what exactly were you doing?” or some other nosy questions. But instead, the energy at the table shifted.
Your mom raised her brows slightly, concern (???) flickering in her expression. “And… at home? Is everything okay there too?”
um… what.
Your dad seemed to catch the confusion on your face. “It’s just, we've been wondering...” he let out a dry chuckle, “I’ve seen bruises, cracked ribs, busted faces—pretty much everything—my whole career. And that bruise? If he’d actually been hit with a golf club, I probably would've been patching him up in the ER Friday night.”
Oh. So your dad had seen right through Rafe's lie.
Well, of course, he had. Taking care of people was his job. He had to know the difference between different kinds of wounds and bruises.
But from the way your parents were hinting at it… did they actually think Rafe was getting hit at home? That was… wow.
But telling them what really happened aka Rafe almost starting a fight—you really didn’t want to paint him in that light. Didn’t matter that he’d stood up for you.
“No idea,” you said, furrowing your brows as you poked around your plate. “I think things are fine at home too.”
Your mom tilted her head with a soft smile. “But you don’t know for sure?”
Your overthinking, spiraling, constantly-needing-answers issue? Mhm, yeah, you definitely got that from her.
“No, I mean, I barely know him,” you replied. “Are you seriously thinking he’s getting abused at home or something?”
Then again… okay, you didn’t know Ward personally, but something in your gut told you there was something off about him. Especially after the realization you'd had last night: Him probably being the root of Rafe’s issues.
Your dad leaned back. “Well, speaking as a dad, I’ve got a feeling there’s tension at home. I’m not accusing Ward of hitting his kids, I’m just guessing Rafe’s relationship with him is… strained.” He shifted in his seat. “And my gut? It’s never been wrong.”
O-kay. So apparently your parents had picked up on the same thing after interacting with Rafe once. Wow.
“Ward’s always been a difficult person,” your mom added. “Back in college, he was super ambitious, driven, competitive. Always pushing. Expecting the best results from himself and everyone around him. And anyone who held him back or got in his way? Didn’t stay in his way for long.”
Obviously he hadn’t killed anyone, so you just assumed he either threatened, manipulated, or schemed his way around people.
Your mom sighed. “And truth is, I know Rafe’s not exactly an easy kid. Rose told me he often takes off for hours and doesn’t come home until midnight. And school? Apparently not going so great either.”
Something about talking about Rafe behind his back like this… it just didn’t feel right.
“Rose isn’t his mother, though.” Shit. What a dumb thing to say.
Your mom furrowed her brows. “She tries to be. It’s not easy for someone like her to reach someone like Rafe.”
"Someone like him? "You raised your brows.
What the hell was that supposed to mean? And why were you suddenly feeling so defensive, HELP.
“Y/n,” your dad’s voice was gentle but firm. “Rafe seems like a good boy, I’m not doubting that. But it just feels like… something’s off. And the most likely explanation is that things at home aren’t exactly stable.”
He pressed his lips together, a flicker of hesitation in his eyes. “I’m not trying to accuse Ward of anything or scare you, but… when I wanted to check the skin on Rafe’s cheek, he flinched when I raised my hand to do so. Not a dramatic reaction, just this quick startled blink, but in my head, every alarm bell went off.”
And that made your heart clench in the worst, most painful way.
Sure, maybe your dad had misread a harmless blink or twitch but deep down, you knew that wasn’t it. And the thought that Rafe might actually be getting hit by his own dad… GOSH, THIS BOY.
Drug problems, anger issues, and a toxic household? This guy didn’t need a girlfriend, he needed a loving family.
No. He needed a real dad.
“That doesn’t mean the bruise had to have come from home,” your dad continued, and his tone softened a little. “Honestly, I just assume he got into some testosterone-fueled fight at whatever party you were at.” He chuckled. “Thinking back to the way I used to look after I boxed with the guys from the 44th… that bruise is practically a scratch.”
Not your dad just casually dropping new lore.
Your mom rolled her eyes, mock-annoyed, the corners of her lips twitching with a smile. “I was the one who had to play nurse back then.”
OKAY NOPE YOU DID NOT LIKE THAT SMILEY LOOK ON HER FACE. DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.
Luckily, your dad circled back to the actual point: “We’re just concerned. We’re both parents—we notice when something’s off with a kid. As a doctor who’s seen lots of children with seemingly perfect parents, I can tell you: eyes never lie. And Ward may be a great family man, but that doesn’t automatically make him a great father.”
He let out a heavy breath. “Abuse can show up in so many ways, not just physically. So if you ever notice anything, please don’t hesitate to come to us, okay?”
Well, this sunny Sunday just got very not sunny, very fast. Like… how did we go from “How’s your hopefully-soon-to-be boyfriend?” to child abuse—HELLO??
You didn’t even know what to say.
You were touched by their concern, the way they weren’t judging Rafe in the slightest. But also overwhelmed by how heavy the topic had just gotten. Sure, your parents did always notice this kind of thing right away but now that your suspicions had basically been confirmed by them...
Yeah, that didn’t sit well with you at all.
Of course, none of you really knew what was going on in the Cameron household. But if all of you had arrived at roughly the same conclusion, then either you were all operating on the same overthinking, assume-the-worst type of brain…
Or something was actually going on.
Both, you thought bitterly.
So all you did was nod with a somewhat forced smile and said, “Okay.”
Your parents nodded, seemingly relieved. And of course, since you were already on the topic of Rafe, they circled back to yesterday. Asking questions like, “So where did you guys go afterward?”, “How’s your school project coming along?”, “Did Cara give you that cute bracelet?” and dropping comments like, “He seemed very smiley around you,” and “Feel free to invite him over for dinner again.”
And just when the conversation was dangerously close to veering into the Safe Sex territory, you excused yourself from the table, mentioned that you’d be going to the Open Air tonight, brought your plate to the kitchen, and thanked Mary for the food.
Back in your room, you exhaled.
Wow. Apparently, there was no such thing as a break this week. But the fact that your parents thought you and Rafe would look cute together? AKCKKANFALJKD.
Also, the whole thing about how you both apparently glowed around each other? If Cara had said that? Yeah well, no, delusional queen just back again with her delusions. But your parents? Who were basically professionals when it came to reading people—your dad being a literal doctor, and your mom a CEO in sales, aka someone who had to be good with people—If they said Rafe liked you?
Fuck, then it had to be true.
Okay okay, he had kinda already said it twice himself—once just yesterday in the car—but STILL OMGMGM.
Okay okay, calm the fuck down.
You just became friends, no need to start building your wedding Pinterest board.
You played with the bracelet around your wrist as you sat down at your desk, smiling to yourself like a damn idiot at the soft rustling sound.
The way it fit just right around your wrist and how FUCKING CUTE IT LOOKED. Gosh, the fact that Rafe had thought of you when he'd spotted it, and then actually bought it for you and gave it to you AHHHHHH. AND JESUS, THEN HE'D BEEN ALL CUTE AND AWKWARD AND NERVOUS WHEN HE'D HANDED IT TO YOU.
HELLO??? Rafe fucking Cameron being awkward AND nervous around you??? As much as that made the butterflies in your stomach go into full freak-out mode, more than anything, it made you feel like a total winner lol.
I’m fine. I’m cool. Completely chill.
SMNJXWNDVHSJDKMXOIASJCDAVLSAÖ.
You would never get over this.
Well, you had to at least try for the next few hours. Because more important than giggling to yourself in your room like some hopelessly lovesick little girl was actually getting ready for tonight.
Okay, it was barely past 1 PM, buuuut you’d gladly take all the time you could get.
Sooo, Cara was probably busy with family stuff right now—spending the day with her grandparents and parents and all—so yeah, no chance of calling her.
Molly maybe? You knew she was also coming tonight because you’d heard her talking about it at Kelce’s party. AND HOLY SHIT YOU DESPERATELY NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT WENT DOWN BETWEEN HER AND KELCE OGMGMGM.
Never mind. Her little Bitmoji was currently chilling at Kelce’s place on the map, so there was your answer.
So Molly was out too. Sure, she’d probably be happy to chat with you—hell, Kelce too probably—but you didn’t want to interrupt these lovebirds (hookup partners??? soon-to-be-married??? WHO KNEW).
Hm. Okay.
Six hours until the boys were picking you up.
Well, you could always sit out on your balcony and sketch a little. You hadn’t really had the chance lately. The past few days had kept you on your toes so much that you'd barely had the energy to sketch a stick figure. And on top of that, the art project with Rafe had kinda sucked most of your creative brain juice dry too.
Senior Year was already a lot and it had barely even started yet. And now The Gloaming was right around the corner—next Friday, to be exact—and well, you were really not looking forward to that.
Midsummers was at least really nice, casual and fun. Dressing up in cute summery dresses, getting tipsy on overpriced prosecco and wine, giggling over boys in suits, and it just had this soft, fairycore kind of vibe to it.
The Gloaming, on the other hand? A school event.
Unlike Midsummers, it wasn’t held at the Cameron Estate, but at a big event venue on the North Side near the beach. One the mayor himself dubbed “Garden Eden.”
It was purely a Kook event, which… yeah, made sense, since it was organized by the Kildare Academy, which was technically a Kook school. But like, couldn’t they have at least teamed up with the South Side High School?
Sure, some Pogues would show up but only as workers. Bartenders, cooks, waiters, janitors who had to clean up everyone’s mess the next morning.
Anyway, this whole class division thing was deeply rooted in the Outer Banks. No point in getting all worked up about it.
And the worst part about The Gloaming? The absolutely RIDICULOUS amount of GOSSIP surrounding it. Gossip at KA was always present, but for some reason, this event turned everyone into real-life Gossip Girl contestants or whatever.
Who went with whom, who cheated on who, who wore the cheapest dress, whose parents were getting divorced, which guy bagged the most girls, and a bunch of other completely braindead nonsense you honestly wanted to stay far, far, far away from.
Unfortunately, your parents loved going. Catching up with old classmates, schmoozing, socializing, and Cara did too. So yeah, they always dragged you along. Plus, it was basically an unofficially mandatory high school event. No way you were risking a dip in your GPA just because you skipped it.
SPEAKING OF GPA.
SHIT.
Shitshitshitshitshit. THE MATH TEST TOMORROW.
Fuck.
You’d completely forgotten. Mrs. Richman had even given your class a friendly reminder last Monday.
Shit.
Well yeah, of course you’d blocked it out. Right before that class, Mr. Smith had put you in a project group with Rafe, and that had basically hijacked your entire brain.
Okay, okay, okay. No panic.
You’d sit down now, study a bit for the next five hours and thirty minutes, and then you’d still have half an hour to get ready for the Open Air.
HAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY DOABLE.
That was, if Rafe wasn’t constantly sending you random reaction pics slash memes slash kinda very suggestive fairycore-slash-emo-wolf pics.
Apparently, Pinterest was his new hobby.
Good for him (and honestly, kinda cute), but not for you. You had a math test to prep for.
And as much as you wanted to send stuff back because RAFE USING THOSE PICS IN THE FIRST PLACE AHHHHHH, you really couldn’t afford to fail math.
So you decided it was time to shut down his spamming.

With a laugh, you switched your phone to airplane mode and set it on the edge of your desk. No reply, because this would go on forever if you didn’t put a stop to it yourself.
This seriously required your maximum amount of self-control not to keep texting him, because GOSH, this felt like some kind of cute little silly version of Rafe.
You basically had the privilege of witnessing firsthand how he discovered Pinterest for himself—or, well, the cursed side of it—and all that just because of you. It was kinda wholesome. Like a dumb little boy realizing for the first time that dinosaurs were cool.
GIRL, STOP DRIFTING OFF.
You seriously needed to focus now. (Well, not your fault Rafe kept spamming your phone hihihihi.)
So you kinda half-focused, somehow managed to study your math book, worked through a few exercises, and even half a practice test until you finally gave up around 5:30—because, in the back of your mind, Rafe and the Open Air event kept spinning in loops.
You’d totally have some more time to study later tonight or tomorrow morning.
Hahahaha. Yes. Definitely.
You turned the airplane mode off again and—Jesus Christ. 200+ messages from the girls' chat and 33 from Rafe.
You quickly skimmed through both.
The girls were just discussing plans, departure times, pre-drinks yes or no, who should be picked up first, some opinions on the movie choice for tonight (Barbie), and other stuff you kinda just skimmed past (sorry girlies, I'm in a rush).
And Rafe? A bunch of cursed and weird-ass pics that just got progressively worse, him complaining about not being able to get rid of them, plus some teasing about you being a nerd because you were studying on a Sunday, bla bla. You left those on read too. (Not sorry about it.)
You jumped in the shower, dried off fast, and dumped a whole load of clothes onto your bed. Because—
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO WEAR TONIGHT AHHH.
Okay okay, the basic facts:
Occasion: Open Air Movie Festival When: Evening/night Movie: Barbie (main movie) and then Transformers Weather: Actually nice, sunny, warm, but a little breezy People: Both Kooks and Pogues, maybe even some Tourons
Conclusion: I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.
Something casual and chill would be the smart move, considering you’d probably be sitting or lying most of the time. Best to throw on a jacket too, just in case. There’d probably be blankets, but still.
And of course, no sweatpants look.
You kinda wanted to dress up a bit, but still keep the vibe right. OKAY NO YOU JUST WANTED TO LOOK PRETTY. With Rafe being there and... yeah. Just Rafe.
Shit.
Now it’s official. You were picking your outfit based on a guy.
A guy you didn’t even need to impress, because, well, technically you were friends now. And you didn’t dress up for friends… right?
Okay, maybe you did it for special occasions. But you didn’t hope that said friend liked your outfit and maybe... MAYBE gave you a compliment.
NOOOOOO I’M FALLING BACK INTO MY DELUSION HOLE AHHHH.
HOW COULD YOU NOT? HIM SAYING HE’D BE DOWN TO BEND YOU OVER KIND OF IMPLIED HE’S ATTRACTED TO YOU AT LEAST A LITTLE SO…
…SO WHAT NOW?
Were you the one sending mixed signals now by dressing up a little even though you’d made it clear you weren’t into short-term hookups?
...maybe.
Anyway. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (i’m going crazy.)
You tried on some different outfits, scattering your clothes all over the room, and in the end, narrowed it down to two options—both of which included a dress. Because YEAH WHY NOT.
One was more chill and the other a little cuter, but both showed some leg hihihi.
You took pics of both and were just about to send them to Cara for input when Sarah beat you to it:
These girls, dude. Feeding into your delusions without a single shred of shame.
Also, holy shit, they all looked so fucking gorgeous in the outfits they’d picked out. Now you had an even harder time choosing which one you should go with.
Okay, no time left. It was already almost 6:30.
So, a coin toss it would be.
You assigned each outfit to one side of the coin, then flicked that thing up into the air, nearly smacked yourself in the forehead trying to catch it, but managed to trap it between your hands and…
That should do.
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"Shiiii, look at you." Kelce was the first to speak as you opened the door of the white Range Rover parked outside your house.
Rafe had called you 10 minutes earlier to say they were on their way. You’d thrown your things together in a rush, said goodbye to your parents (who wished you a fun night), and waited in the driveway because no way were you risking one of them ringing the bell and getting wrapped into some awkward parent chat.
You smiled shyly and gave them a soft “Hey” as you slid into the seat behind Topper’s, next to Molly. Kelce was next to her, and Rafe sat in the passenger seat up front (of course, sitting in the back would’ve probably bruised his ego).
"That dress suits you so well," Molly said with a warm smile, and you chuckled.
She looked so unbelievably sweet herself. Her red curls hung wildly on her shoulders, and her red lipstick made the whole color pop even more. She was wearing the cutest pastel green skirt and a white corset blouse you'd ever seen and KELCE’S HAND WAS RESTING ON HER THIGH AJDNJKWNJDKW
And Kelce? Wearing a pink shirt, probably to match the Barbie movie but honestly, they looked like COSMO AND WANDA and it was just SO SWEET.
"Thank you," you said, unable to hide your grin. "I love your outfit too."
Kelce squeezed her thigh (AND SHE CHUCKLED) and added, "I deserve half the credit, I helped her pick it."
You could practically feel how much Rafe wanted to gag. Also… you felt a little (a lot) disappointed that he'd only turned his head once to glance at you without saying a word, BUT NOT GONNA LET THAT RUIN YOUR MOOD RIGHT :))))))
"So, Cara’s already gotten a ride, I heard," Topper said, the bitterness in his voice slicing straight through the mood.
You fiddled with your bag strap and nodded. "Well, yeah, she’s..." Shit. You didn’t actually know what excuse she’d given Topper, considering she was riding with John B.
"She prefers hanging out with little Pogue rats now," Rafe finished for you, dry amusement in his tone.
You couldn’t help but frown. If it was already starting like this…
"Ayo, bro," Kelce said with a chuckle, kicking Rafe’s seat. "You better behave tonight. Keep going like that and you’ll end up with a Dalmatian face full of bruises."
Wow, how was Kelce the voice of reason here? Internally, you were thankful because it meant you didn’t have to address it yourself.
Rafe scoffed and shook his head. "Not holding back if one of those fuckers starts provoking me."
Are we sure you’re not the one starting things, boy?
“Dude, don’t make me play peacemaker tonight,” Kelce shot back. “Gotta concentrate on my date.”
Molly chuckled, and you did too. THEY WERE SO CUTE.
Then your heart sank as Kelce leaned forward, pointing toward Rafe with his thumb while looking at you. "Your job tonight."
…What?
You blinked and smiled awkwardly.
“It’s not hard,” Kelce went on with a grin full of white teeth. “Keep him hydrated, stop him from talking to people, and bring up golf every now and then. That usually distracts him.”
Topper and Molly both laughed, and oh god, it was so hard not to laugh too as Rafe turned around with a scowl—first looking at you, then at Kelce.
"You’re gonna be the first fucker I beat up tonight," Rafe said, crooked grin on his lips.
Kinda cute how he always acted like Kelce pissed him off when in reality they had this weirdly wholesome friendship behind the scenes.
Kelce held up his hands as Rafe turned back around. "Ayy, thought you might appreciate the company of a pretty lady."
PLEASE.
Your cheeks heated up because that sounded dangerously like Kelce trying to play wingman or matchmaker, and somehow that made the whole situation SO FREAKING AWKWARD.
"I'd appreciate if you shut the fuck up," Rafe said, still frowning as he looked straight ahead.
This boy was so dramatic, holy shit.
THEN AGAIN, HE HADN’T DENIED WHAT KELCE HAD SAID, SO CLINGING TO THAT FACT HAHAHAAH #goingmoreinsanebytheday.
Topper cleared his throat. "So, uh, back to Cara..."
That earned a round of groans from everyone.
After some teasing of Kelce and Rafe, and some attempts at cheering Topper up by Molly and you, you all got tired of that topic (thank god because you just felt so bad for Topper), and a few minutes later you arrived at your destination anyway.
The huge gravel parking lot was already filled with cars. Some girl was directing Topper in and assigning him a spot for his big-ass Range Rover, which, as you’d found out, happened to be his mother’s.
As the engine shut off, everyone got out. Kelce helped Molly out of the car, and Topper held the door open for you while you struggled a little with your dress.
"Thanks," you said with a polite smile and slung your bag over your shoulder.
Topper looked like he was about to say something (judging by his expression, probably trying to get a moment alone with you to talk about Cara), but Rafe suddenly appeared at his side, grabbing his shoulder with a crooked grin.
"Aight, enough whining about Hall," he said, nodding toward the entrance. "Cheer the fuck up and go find another chick inside. Or go annoy Kelce and Molly, I don't give a shit, but stop dragging us into it."
Such tact. Truly award-worthy. Though, to be fair, that actually sounded like Rafe’s version of wanting his friend to feel better.
Topper pressed his lips together, clearly debating whether to argue, but in the end, he just sighed and nodded. "I'll go join the others."
With that, he walked off.
As much as you felt sorry for him, it wasn’t your place to speak for Cara’s feelings, so you were actually kinda thankful for Rafe’s little lifeline.
SPEAKING OF RAFE.
Dude was eyeing you with the smuggest grin ever, blue eyes locked on yours before letting his gaze drop down your outfit (and soul, the way his stares always felt so intense) for a second.
And the way he just nodded, his eyes landing back on yours, DUDE WHAT.
"What?" Heat rose to your cheeks and you smiled sheepishly.
Rafe shook his head, lips tugging into a downward smile. "Nothing. Just curious who you dressed up for."
HUH. NOT HIM CALLING YOU OUT LIKE THIS. THIS WAS SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING BYE.
You let out a nervous chuckle and shook your head too. "Myself?"
Somehow, you both seemed to know that was bullshit, and now you just kinda wanted to curl up into fetal position and stay there for the next one billion years.
"Bold choice for a self-date," Rafe said with a shit-eating grin.
You couldn’t tell if that was a compliment or a smooth way of saying, “Next time, pick something else.”
Hey, I kinda wanna die right now.
"Shit, don’t look at me like that." Rafe chuckled boyishly. "You look good, alright? That dress suits you."
...
:)
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Cheeks hotter than the sun, but you didn’t care because OH MY GOD. You couldn’t even hide your smile, and you also didn’t care that you probably looked like some stupid fucking idiot while doing it, but WHO CARED.
"Thank you," you said, gripping the strap of your bag.
AND THEN you mustered up the courage to look him over as well. Not as obviously as he had, because that guy just seemed to have zero shame, but well, you did appreciate the view.
Even if he was wearing one of his probably thousand polo shirt variations again, it suited him just as well as the other 999. Paired with some more or less basic white shorts that really showed off the tan on his legs and some matching white Dior B57 sneakers.
Kinda low effort but that guy pulled it off like crazy. And him deciding to wear his hair as curtain bangs again BECAUSE OF YOU (yes, you'd never forget how he’d admitted that yesterday) kinda made your heart rate shoot up even higher.
Rafe raised his brows when you met his eyes again, and you felt caught and awkward, but still, you managed to say, "Looking fresh yourself."
That made the cutest laugh escape his lips, and you could literally feel the butterflies in your stomach dancing to that soft sound.
"I'm just gonna assume that’s a weirdly executed compliment and you're not just making fun of me," Rafe said with a lopsided smile.
You shrugged. "Maybe it’s both."
"Aight." Rafe then eyed your jacket. "Might wanna take that off though. They’ve got blankets and stuff in there, you know."
You let out a soft laugh, raising your brows. "And I’m just gonna assume this is your weird way of caring about me being comfortable and not just a way to get me undressed."
DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST SAY THAT OMMGMFMMF.
Rafe himself was the biggest confidence boost you could get, and his boldness kinda rubbed off on you.
He chuckled. "It’s both."
ALRIGHT, DUDE.
Okay, honestly, you were kinda starting to sweat under the jacket. First, it was still super warm despite the time, and second, Rafe’s flirty comments (yes, let’s just call them that) were turning your entire body into a heatwave.
With flushed cheeks, you let out a soft giggle and awkwardly tried to take off your jacket while still holding onto your purse without dropping both.
"Jesus, give that shit to me," Rafe said, grabbing your purse with one hand while helping you out of your jacket with the other.
"Ayo, you lovebirds coming?" Kelce’s voice boomed from a few steps ahead. "Seats are filling up, you’ll have to share one soon!"
UGHHH PLEASEEEE DON'T MAKE THIS EVEN MORE AWKWARD.
"Gonna kill that fucker someday," Rafe muttered as he handed you your purse back, eyeing the bracelet on your wrist with a silent smile.
You chuckled sheepishly and slung your bag back over your shoulder, blinking in confusion when he kept holding onto your jacket.
Rafe's gaze drifted over your now-exposed upper half for a second before he looked back at you with a smug grin, tilting his head toward the others. "Come on, before I lose interest in the movie altogether."
DUDE. You REALLY had to get used to this kind of apparently harmless flirting without immediately spiraling into that one very specific overthinking rabbit hole. Like—he couldn’t just make comments like that and then--
The sudden touch of his hand on your back yanked you out of your thoughts, a buzzing warmth settling over your whole body. He gave you a gentle nudge forward and you fell into step beside him, already missing the heat of his hand the second he let it fall away.
As soon as you reached the ticket booth, it found its place again as Rafe softly guided you past the grumpy-looking line toward Kelce, Topper, and Molly.
"Finally," Kelce said with a wide grin as he took two tickets. "Thought you—"
"Shut your ass and keep moving," Rafe cut in, softer than usual.
Topper was up next and followed the other two through the archway. Muffled voices and soft music already drifted from inside.
You reached for your wallet automatically, but Rafe had already stepped in front of you, placing your jacket on the counter. "Two tickets, and this to coat check."
You blinked. "You don't have to—"
"Yeah, yeah," Rafe said, eyes focused on his wallet as he handed the cashier forty dollars. "Keep the change."
No way. He was paying for you again AND tipping the kid behind the counter twenty-five dollars?? First the McDonald’s food and now this? What, why, how.
Plus, um ... you kinda needed that jacket later…
Rafe took two pink tickets and a tag with the number 69, grinning like a five-year-old (grow up please), and handed you one. "Just shut up and take it."
And you did (with a "Thank you" nonetheless) while your heart practically exploded in all directions. Then you followed him through the archway onto the event space.
Dozens of people were already scattered across the area—locals and even some tourons—chit-chatting, laughing, lounging in groups or pairs. Some had already claimed a spot in front of the massive screen on floor cushions or deck chairs. A few had even brought their own blankets and pillows.
To the side were the restrooms and food stalls selling popcorn, nachos, and other snacks, plus all kinds of drinks from water to vodka-energy, and a variety of rental blankets and pillows.
And strung up between trees and posts were dozens of fairy lights and pink paper lanterns (clearly Barbie was the more anticipated movie tonight). It looked gorgeous, and cozy, especially now with the sun halfway down the horizon.
Which, as a matter of fact, made the whole setting feel... a little too intimate.
The others were nowhere to be seen, and it was just you and Rafe now, standing near the entrance. And the fact that he'd been all gentlemanly earlier didn’t help—THIS ALMOST FELT LIKE A FUCKING DATE, JESUS CHRIST.
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK CALM DOWN. JUST LOOK AROUND, MAYBE I CAN SPOT--
"I guess you'll want some snacks and shit like that."
Your head snapped back to him, suddenly very aware of how exposed you felt without your jacket, without Topper, Kelce, or Molly AROUND AND AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH.
The only thing grounding you was the bag on your shoulder, which you were now holding onto like your life depended on it.
"Um, yeah, sure," you said, internally begging your brain to chill the fuck out.
WHY DIDN’T HE CARE WHERE THE OTHERS WERE THOUGH??? HELLOOO YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONE, PLEASE LOOK FOR THEM.
With a simple "Aight, come on" from Rafe, you followed him toward one of the snack stands, trying to maintain a respectful distance.
This time, there was no one for Rafe to cut in front of, so the two of you just stood there AND YOUR BRAIN COMPLETELY BLANKED ON EVERY TOPIC KNOWN TO MAN.
How was he so chill while you almost debated asking him what brand of microwave he’d recommend because you LITERALLY had nothing else to think of HELP.
Nervously, you hugged yourself, trying to ground yourself by gently pinching the skin on your upper arm.
"You cold?"
You met his raised eyebrows and instinctively dropped your hands, giving him a small, smiley shake of your head. "Wh—no. No."
Rafe eyed you for a long second before saying, "You're being weird."
NOT HIM CALLING YOU OUT OH MY GOD.
"You're always weird, but this is weird-weird," he added, dry amusement in his tone.
You let out a strained chuckle. "Okay, maybe I am kind of cold."
ughhhhhhhhhhhh. Please believe me, please believe me, please—
"Well, then we’ll buy a fucking blanket. Jesus Christ, you gotta chill."
oKAY.
WAIT—WE?!?!?!?!?!
You had zero time to spiral over that because suddenly, you two were up. WAIT—YOU TWO??? NO. RAFE. RAFE WAS NEXT. HELP. WHAT’S GOING ON.
He ordered some nachos with salsa dip and a large diet coke and then turned to you with an expectant expression.
WHAT. NO FUCKING WAY.
No no no no no no. Him paying AGAIN felt so insanely weird for no reason. You stepped forward and grabbed your wallet, and he looked at you like you just insulted his entire bloodline.
"That's some disrespect," he said, raising an eyebrow, though the amusement in his tone was undeniable.
You couldn’t help but chuckle. "I just... you really don’t have to—"
"Shit, only thing I wanna hear right now is your order," he cut you off, and the cashier's barely hidden smile just made the whole thing ten times more awkward.
And because you really didn’t want to drag this painfully awkward situation out any longer, you just told her your snack and drink choice.
Rafe placed two twenty-dollar bills on the counter and added, "And a blanket. Large."
The pretty cashier girl glanced between the two of you, lifting a brow with clear amusement. "We only have small ones left."
YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
PLEASE ASK FOR TWO. PLEASE FUCKING ASK FOR TWO.
"Yeah, well, one of those then."
[Insert brain explosion sound here.]
You could literally feel the adrenaline flooding your body, nerves tingling and buzzing, butterflies flying around all confused and bumping into each other like WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE.
You kinda felt like hyperventilating but all you did was smile with the most strained expression because what :) else :) were :) you :) supposed :) to :) do :)?????!?!??!!
Rafe took the change and shouldered the blanket bag over one strap, then reached for his snack order.
You grabbed yours too and followed him, your nerves shot to hell. You honestly felt like some helpless prey knowing it was about to get devoured but having no idea when.
Your cheeks burned hot and you were pretty sure your blood pressure was sky-high, except you had no idea why you were freaking out so much. All you could hear was your own heart pounding in your chest and ears.
You almost didn’t even notice that Rafe had stopped, or rather, that he’d been stopped.
Wait, no. Rafe had stopped because you’d been stopped.
Cara had grabbed your arm, halting you in your tracks, a huge grin on her face as she greeted you both.
Shit. And JJ was next to her, waving with a smile.
Your half-panic attack vanished instantly, now replaced with a new, different anxiety: Rafe freaking out, saying some dumb shit, or worse, starting actual shit with JJ. Or JJ not keeping his mouth shut. Or even worse, the other Pogues showing up.
But they didn’t. And all Rafe did was...stay quiet, other than giving Cara a casual "'Sup."
WHICH MADE YOU ALL THE MORE CONFUSED BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH HIM TODAY.
"Already said hi to Kelce and Molly," Cara said, eyeing you with a grin that basically screamed I-see-one-blanket-and-your-jacket’s-missing-soooo-wink-wink. "Also spotted Topper, but didn’t wanna interrupt his chit-chat with Ruthie."
RUTHIE’S HERE? OF COURSE SHE’S HERE.
Rafe scoffed. "He’s salty 'cause you turned him down."
Cara blinked, genuinely looking a little guilty. "I didn’t turn him down. I just already promised someone else I’d join their group. And last I checked, his car only has five seats anyway."
"Could’ve thrown Kelce in the trunk," Rafe shrugged.
Dude.
"Or someone could’ve gotten cozy on a lap," JJ added with a smirk. Directed at you.
DUDE.
Rafe finally tensed and you found yourself relaxing (girl, are you okay???) because that was a sign he wasn’t some polite and gentleman-programmed clone of himself.
But before he could snap at JJ, Cara stepped in. "Or Topper could stop acting like a drama queen just because I turned down his invite," she said with a frown, though you knew better. She felt bad.
Rafe tilted his head, and the air shifted in a way you did not like. Great. Now you had to de-escalate this?
"I’m sure he’d still appreciate it if you say hi later," you said with a smile that was clearly meant to signal pls-this-is-getting-weird-fast.
Cara, thank god, got the message and sighed dramatically. "Guess you’re right." Then she looked at her wrist like there was a watch. "Oh no, movie’s starting soon. Gotta grab our snacks before we miss out."
Oscar goes to her for sure.
You just nodded, smile still strained. "Right."
"Okay, see you two later!" she grinned at both of you, then grabbed JJ by the arm and dragged him off toward the food stalls.
Bomb successfully defused.
You turned back to Rafe and he looked at you with a boyish grin. "Didn’t know she had piercings."
Wh—OH. WHAT.
You stared at him blankly.
Had he seriously checked out her tits? Okay, no judgment, like Cara had gone braless today and her boobs looked legitimately perfect—like GODDESS-LEVEL—in that pink dress of hers, and even you couldn’t help but notice the second she'd walked up but...
You didn’t like that Rafe had.
Of course, of course he could look. He was a guy after all, and what else did they ever see beyond tits and ass, and yeah, Cara was an absolute bombshell, but…
Hm.
HM.
A weird feeling spread through your stomach and the butterflies just kinda sat there now, not sure what to do or how to feel.
"Well, yeah, I guess," you said, and it was so painfully obvious how the slight bitterness in your voice still came through. So you tried to compensate with a smile, but you probably looked like someone being held at gunpoint. "She got them a few weeks ago."
Rafe seemed way too entertained by that and just nodded with a wide grin. "Bet that hurt."
"It’s a sensitive area, so... yeah," you replied, trying to sound casual and failing miserably.
An awkward silence started creeping in, adding to the sudden clenching in your chest, and you felt huge secondhand embarrassment for yourself. For being JEALOUS of your own best friend, especially when you and Rafe weren’t even a couple in ANY WAY and just UGHHHH.
Can I be normal for ONE FUCKING SECOND, please.
"Ayo, Rafe!" Kelce’s voice suddenly echoed from somewhere deeper inside the event space.
You and Rafe both looked up and spotted him somewhere between the seating area in front of the screen, waving with both arms.
Relief washed over you, and without waiting for any comment from Rafe, you started walking toward Kelce through the rows of bean bags, lounge chairs, and picnic blankets.
You found Kelce sitting on one of the lounge beds in the back rows… and Molly on a different one (?). A second later, you felt Rafe’s presence beside you.
Kelce patted the spot next to him, a huge grin on his face. "We saved you one of the best spots. Didn't want you sitting on some uncomfortable floor pillows. Bad for the spine, you know."
...no. Just. NO.
NONONONONONONONO.
There was no way you were gonna lie down on a damn shared lounge bed with RAFE, barely wide enough for two people. NOPE. NO. NO THANK YOU.
OKAY YES HOLY SHIT YES, BUT ALSO NO NO NO.
And Rafe—this NONCHALANT FUCKING GUY—didn’t give a single fuck. After Kelce had gotten up and moved over to sit with Molly, Rafe just dropped the blanket bag onto the bed and placed his nachos and Coke on the holder on the left side like this was the most normal thing ever.
You just stood there frozen, your heart SCREAMING AT YOU TO JUST SIT DOWN while your brain was spiraling, throwing thoughts and questions around, with the two big monsters called fear and anxiety looming over everything like a cold storm—
“Come on, Y/n.”
Molly. Her voice was soft and quiet next to you. “Enjoy yourself a little.”
She looked up at you with her sweet smile and kind eyes. There was a gentle understanding in her expression, and beneath it, this warm encouragement—like she got it. Like she really understood what was happening inside your head. The panic, the confusion, and mostly the sheer anxiety about this whole... situation.
And somehow, just that little sentence and her sweet smile were enough to bring a tiny bit of quiet to your brain.
YOU COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD WHY KELCE HAD IMMEDIATELY FALLEN FOR HER BECAUSE DUDE.
“You waiting for an invitation or what?” And then there was Rafe with his passive-aggressive bullshit, already lying back with his legs up, shoes off, sipping his stupid Coke Zero.
Remember: he’s just a dumbass. Sure, he might be the biggest crush you've ever had, but deep down he's just a dumb little stupid boy. You had absolutely no reason to feel intimidated or nervous around him.
WELL YOU HADN’T—UNTIL HE'D DECIDED TO BE A GODDAMN GENTLEMAN TODAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Okokokok whatever, I’m gonna move now and just sit down. Yeah, yeah, a little smile, mm-hmm, that’s it. And now I’ll set my stuff down on my side. Okay, done. Oh shit, my drink nearly slipped hahah. Whatever, it’s fine. Now I’ll hang my bag on the hook at the side and then I'MGONNATAKEAPLACEJUSTINCHESAWAYFROMRAFEOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK.
DONE.
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You smoothed out the fabric of your dress, let your hands fall into your lap, and leaned not at all tensely against the pillow backrest, staring straight ahead like a normal person because everything about this was completely normal.
:) yes, normal :)
Oh, wait. Your shoes.
You kicked them off and tossed them into the grass, and because you could feel Rafe’s burning gaze on you the whole time, you finally met his eyes—and he looked so fucking done with you it was almost hilarious.
He didn’t even look pissed. Just straight-up The-Office-style deadpan, like he was staring directly into some invisible camera, and that camera was your eyes.
"You know, at this point, you might as well just sit in the grass," he said, walking that fine line between annoyance and amusement.
And okay, he kind of had a point. You were sitting so far to the right your right leg was basically hanging off the edge of the bed.
I’m so fucking embarrassing holy shit.
You gave him a sheepish smile, and your heart sank when his brows furrowed.
"Are you seriously scared I might try some shit?" He actually sounded hurt beneath all that faux offense, and now you felt like the biggest idiot alive.
You shook your head instantly, heart racing. "No, no, of course not." An embarrassed smile crept onto your face. "I just—"
"Some minion fucker said shit to you," he stated, voice and expression softening just a little now.
Nodding at that painfully accurate guess felt humiliating. Sure, by now he knew your brain was a little fucked up, but not being able to just sit next to him? So fucking ridiculous.
You forced yourself to scoot a little closer, away from the edge, feeling like the most embarrassing human being on earth.
“Okay, stop,” he said, clearly trying to keep his frustration in check. He motioned to his chest. “I’m not gonna sit here with you acting like I’m holding you at gunpoint, alright? So if you’d rather go join Hall and her lapdog,” he made a shooing motion with his hand, “go for it.”
Your heart clenched at how disappointed and lowkey sad he sounded rather than mad or annoyed. And he’d been so nice today anyway, all smiley and chill, and now he looked like someone had popped his favorite balloon. Or, more accurately: like you had.
Of course you WEREN’T scared he’d try anything. Not in the slightest, oh my god, no, it was just…
NOTHING. There wasn’t a single damn problem except you and your own damn head.
Fuck that. Seriously, fuck your brain and every thought it ever created. Just—fuck it.
Shaking your head, you said, “What? No. No! I’m fine here. It’s… I’m just being stupid, okay?”
Rafe gave you a look like he was considering getting up and sitting somewhere else, but his gaze softened into a smile. He tapped his head. “Nah, it’s your fucking asshole brain feeding you stupid shit.” He sighed, then shook his head again. “Can’t believe I even have to say this shit, but if it helps you chill the fuck out: I’m gonna keep my hands to myself, alright?” He picked up the blanket bag and moved it toward you. “And this was meant for you anyway. I don’t need it.”
Okay no.
You did NOT want him feeling like he needed to explain himself just to not be seen as a creep because YOU KNEW DAMN WELL HE WASN’T.
JESUS CHRIST. You were the one putting people into shitty situations like this. And Rafe, of all people—this guy probably had to put up with your bullshit more than anyone else these past few days.
Furrowing your brows, you scooted closer and grabbed the blanket bag, opening it up and tossing that stupid thing to the side. You tried spreading the fluffy pink blanket across both your legs, but it was so awkwardly rolled together you kinda failed and a giant ball of fluff just landed squarely on both your laps.
“The fuck are you trying to achieve here?” Rafe said, half annoyed, half amused, watching you struggle with the small-ass blanket.
You leaned forward, trying to figure out which side was up. “Proving to you that I’m not uncomfortable around you.”
“Jesus Christ,” he muttered, letting out a strained breath as he gently slapped your hand away from awkwardly fumbling with the blanket. In one smooth motion, he spread it lengthwise across both your laps.
Then you realized—it was still too warm for a blanket, especially a fluffy one like this, and you could already feel sweat creeping onto your skin. Thank god, Rafe felt it too.
“Okay, point proven,” he said with a soft scoff. “Now can we ditch this thing before I get a fucking heatstroke?”
You let out a chuckle and nodded, pulling the blanket off and tossing it to the foot of your seat.
As you shifted positions, the background music faded and the sound of the movie started. Wait, no, just some commercials. The voices around you gradually died down anyway, and the last people were finding their seats.
The air between you and Rafe finally settled. Back to as normal as it could get. And so fast too, like, you never really had to be afraid of anything with him, because even if you got into a dumb little argument, you two always somehow figured it out right away.
Out of the corner of your eye, you saw him tilt his head toward you, hands resting on his stomach. “Have you seen the movie before?”
You tilted your head toward him too, adrenaline spiking the second you realized how close you were. Elbows just a few inches apart, his face still at a respectful formal distance but close enough for you to see the blue pattern in his stupidly pretty eyes.
And god, his cologne in the air between you.
You smiled and shook your head softly. “You?”
“Nah,” he said, and Jesus, his gaze was always so intense. “Didn’t even wanna see this crap, but Wheezie insisted I come.”
A soft chuckle escaped your lips. “She seems more and more likeable every time you talk about her.”
The corner of his mouth twitched, and he scratched his jaw. “She says the same about you.”
OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD. HE TALKED TO HIS LITTLE SISTER ABOUT YOU???? AHUJCHDNSKCHNKEHVBSFD WHAT.
His gaze drifted back to the screen as the actual intro to the movie started playing. A woman’s voice narrated something over the scene of girls playing with dolls, but you weren’t really listening.
You were too aware of Rafe sitting right there, the scent of his cologne, how relaxed he seemed—and still thinking about that almost hurt expression he had earlier.
You stared blankly at the screen, biting the inside of your cheek. He’s actually trying to make me feel comfortable, and I made him feel like I was grossed out or scared of him.
Your heart pounded in your chest as you tilted your head toward him, eyeing his calm profile for a second. The softness of his skin, his cute little lashes, the focused look in his eyes—and the violet-tinted bruise on his cheek that almost looked like a blossom.
“Rafe,” you said quietly.
You almost melted at how soft he looked when he turned his head toward you. Big blue eyes staring at you, almost scared of what you were about to say.
"I’m sorry about earlier," you said with a soft look. "I acted like an idiot. Probably made you feel like one, too."
Rafe shook his head and waved it off. “Nah, it’s alright. I’m used to your shit by now.”
Nope. That didn’t sit right with you.
You pressed your lips together, turning your body to face him in a sideways position, legs pulled up toward you. His eyes flicked briefly to the curve of your hip before meeting your gaze again, clearly trying not to smile.
A rush of adrenaline surged through you, but you kept your gaze steady, your expression serious. “Still. I didn’t want to make you feel like you had to explain yourself.”
Rafe let out an amused breath. "Chill, okay? Seriously, I didn’t mind."
How was he sometimes so chill, and other times made a whole issue out of something that wasn’t even one?
"Or do you need me to shut up the asshole minion in your head?" he said, lips tugging into a downward smile.
You let out a quiet chuckle and fidgeted with the bracelet on your wrist. "I think I managed that myself, but thanks."
He pulled a mock-pained face. "Sucks. Would’ve loved to smash that guy’s face in."
Another soft giggle slipped from your lips, and with that conversation wrapped up, you turned back to your original position. The fabric of your dress had ridden up slightly, giving a peak at your thighs and you quickly tugged it back down with an awkward motion.
Barbieland was now being introduced on the screen, showcasing all the different Barbie variants.
And then it was Rafe who shifted, leaning forward to grab the blanket.
You eyed him with a confused smile as he pulled it back over both your legs. “So you are in fact cold” you said, amused, heart racing at the sweet gesture.
Rafe looked up, almost startled, as he pulled the blanket over his lap as well. “What? Yeah, no, just... feels more comfy.”
…
Oh.
You just stared at him in slight disbelief, then amusement, then full-on embarrassment, knowing exactly what the two of you were now sharing under that blanket.
"What," he said quietly, brows furrowed with an almost accusatory tone. “It’s not like I control that shit.”
You should probably be weirded out. No, actually—FREAK OUT, PANIC, stand up and leave. But instead, you just pressed your lips together, trying not to chuckle at how genuinely awkward he looked. And probably felt.
Shit, you actually felt sorry for him.
So, in a weak attempt to make him feel better, you mirrored his movement, pulling your side of the blanket over your lap too and quietly shifting your gaze back to the screen, where the stereotypical Barbie was just being introduced.
Your heart was racing nonetheless, because like... not Rafe getting hard at the most random-ass moment during a Barbie movie. And not you lying just a few inches away from him and OKAY MAYBE KINDA PANICKING A LITTLE.
nONONONONO. Stuff like that happens all the time. He probably felt just as embarrassed as you did. Honestly, maybe even more.
Okay. Just ignore it. It'll probably go away soon, right?
Keeping your focus on the movie was kinda hard though, with how uncomfortable you felt in your current position, neck all tense because you were lying too low, and being on your back felt awkward in general.
So now you had two options: either turn on your side, facing Rafe, or turn your back to him. And given his current…situation, you weren’t really sure which one was worse.
Shit, but you really couldn’t lie like that anymore, and you didn’t wanna risk a cramp or something just because you were too scared to move. So you decided to turn onto your side—facing him—because, well… you didn’t wanna make him feel bad by turning away.
Grabbing the pillow behind you, you slid one hand underneath it and rested the other next to your face. There. Much better.
"You doing that shit on purpose now?" Rafe asked, and your head snapped toward him, catching him glancing at the curve of your hip again, now hidden under the blanket.
You let out a baffled little laugh, shaking your head. "What? No. This is just more comfortable."
“Yeah, shit. Not for me,” he muttered, and poor boy actually looked like he was suffering.
Nerves buzzing, you just stared at him cluelessly, your heart racing at the possibility that you were the reason for his current situation. "I... what do you want me to do?"
"I don’t know, stop moving." He looked so genuinely embarrassed, wearing that little scowl, that somehow it didn’t feel that weird. Okay, it did, but not as much as you'd expected. And honestly, right now, you just wanted to make him feel a little less awkward.
"Well... maybe turning on your side might help," you said quietly, with a barely hidden smile. "Might ease the pressure, considering—"
"Please just shut the fuck up," Rafe muttered, his face contorted in the most dramatic frown possible. On screen, stereotypical Barbie was now getting ready for her day. Then, after a beat, he did in fact shift downward a bit and turned to face you, mirroring your position.
For a moment, you just stared at each other. A respectful distance between you, but still close enough to feel his breath on your hand. He looked at you like he might actually murder you if you dared open your mouth, and you tried your absolute best not to laugh.
“Did you know,” you whispered, trying to keep a straight face, “Mr. Martin’s buttcrack always peeks out when he tries to write on the upper half of the board.”
Rafe stared at you, deadpan, very obviously trying to suppress a smile. You decided to go one further: “Looks like a dark hairy caterpillar from afar.”
His features softened almost immediately as a baffled chuckle escaped him, the blanket on your side lifting a little as his body shifted onto his back. He dragged a hand over his face in annoyed amusement, letting out a quiet, "What the fuck."
You held back a smile, glancing up at him with raised brows, feeling a little proud for getting those soft chuckles out of him from time to time. “Did that help?”
Rafe looked at you with a crooked smile, amusement glimmering in his eyes. "Shit, yeah, it did. I’ll probably never get hard again with that cursed image now burned into my brain."
“Imagine him in a tankini, that should do the trick,” you offered, and Rafe’s face twisted in disgust.
He tapped a finger against his temple. “That weird-ass minion in your head is worse than the shit-talking one.”
You let out a soft giggle, and your heart did a little jump when you saw him smiling along too.
Rafe then fully shifted onto his back again and tried adjusting the blanket higher up, but since it was stretched lengthwise over both of you, your feet ended up exposed. A soft breeze hit them, now that the sun had finally dipped below the horizon.
"Okay, you gotta scoot closer if we both wanna fit under here," he said, scoffing at your expression. "Shit, relax. Thanks to your overly detailed description of Martin’s wrinkly, hairy caterpillar buttcrack, I'm probably gonna be impotent for the next few weeks."
NOT RELAXING IN THE SLIGHTEST RIGHT NOW.
“But I can get up and grab my own blanket if you want,” he added more seriously, catching your baffled look.
WHY WAS HE SO SWEET TONIGHT OH MY GOD.
Okay. This is your chance for SOME CLOSENESS WITH HIM. He might’ve had a boner just now HAHAHAHAHA and you were still kind of shocked at yourself for how weirdly chill you'd reacted, BUT LET’S JUST IGNORE THAT AND USE THIS FUCKING CHANCE GIRLLLLL LET’S GOOOO.
Quietly, you shook your head with a nervous smile, grabbed your pillow, and scooted closer to him. While you kind of struggled to figure out how exactly you were supposed to lie next to him that close, Rafe grabbed the blanket and turned it so that the long side actually covered the length of your bodies.
Okay, lying on your side wasn’t really possible here, so you turned onto your back. But now your upper arms were awkwardly pressed together, both of you with your hands resting on your stomach, and your hips were touching, too, AND JESUS CHRIST HIS BODY FELT SO WARM.
But hey, at least you were both covered now, even if you were pretty sure he could hear your heartbeat, with how loud it was pounding in your chest.
Barbie was now at the beach with her friends, the Kens were doing some beach stuff or whatever BUT YOU COULDN’T REALLY FOCUS.
Also, his elbow was digging uncomfortably into yours, so you tried adjusting yours, which made him move again AND JESUS CHRIST THIS WAS AWKWARD.
“Shit, wait,” Rafe said with a quiet scoff and leaned forward. “This isn’t working.”
You just blinked at him, afraid he’d actually get up now to grab his own blanket.
Instead, he gently grabbed your shoulder, signaling you to lean forward for a second. Which you did—letting him take the lead because your brain had gone completely blank at THIS ABSURDLY CLOSE PROXIMITY.
Rafe grabbed your pillow, scooted into a more upright position, then leaned back again, his right arm now resting on the low backrest, his head supported by his hand. With the other, he placed the pillow in the now empty space, half on his shoulder and under his armpit, and gestured to it.
GUYS.
“There,” he said. “You okay with that?”
JUST SAY YES AND LIE DOWN, NO SECOND GUESSING.
So you did. Heart hammering so loud you didn’t even hear yourself speak. You smiled—half anxious, half excited—and leaned back again.
Since he was lying slightly elevated on his back, you had to scoot down a little, your head pressing against the pillow, your left shoulder half resting on his chest, and you folded your hands comfortably on your stomach. Your elbow ended up resting against the side of his hip because of that, and you expected him to shift away...but he didn’t. And NEITHER DID YOU because acknowledging it would just make it worse and—
GIRL. RELAX.
Your body was relaxed. Rafe’s warmth helped you ease into it, and the fact that he was so chill made it even easier. BUT YOUR MIND? YOUR MIND WAS SCREAMING, RUNNING IN CIRCLES, SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE YOU WERE BASICALLY HALF-CUDDLING WITH RAFE RIGHT NOW.
It’s fine. It’s cool.
Everything’s completely chill.
Actually, yeah, literally chill. Your skin had goosebumps, both from the situation and the drop in temperature over the past half hour.
And then a whole firework erupted on your upper right arm as you felt Rafe’s arm behind you shift, to pull up the blanket on your side and cover the rest of your upper body, AND HIS FINGERS BRUSHED YOUR SKIN AS HE DID SO AND—
You held your breath.
Because.
THIS FUCKER just left his arm there. Not back on the armrest, not casually elsewhere—no, right there, lightly resting on your right shoulder, his fingers playing with the sleeve of your dress.
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK.
You bit the inside of your cheek so hard you tasted blood because WAS THIS EVEN REAL?! WAS THIS ON PURPOSE OR WAS HE JUST SO FOCUSED ON THE MOVIE HE DIDN’T NOTICE? AHHHHHHHHH
But you let him.
You let him because you wanted this. Being close to him, feeling the warmth of his body, all cozied up. Your heart was racing, fluttering like it didn’t know whether to panic or melt. Every brush of his arm sent little sparks down your spine, too much and not enough all at once.
Because, as a matter of fact, it wasn't enough. Now that you’d had a taste of this feeling—of how it felt being so close to him—it was like something inside you had been lit up. There was this deep urge and longing to completely turn toward him, fully cuddle up, put your hand on his chest, drape a leg over his, bury your head in his chest and just inhale his scent and UGHHHH.
But you were a coward. A scaredy cat, too afraid he’d push you away. Especially because this right here? It was toeing a fine line between “we’re just cold and sharing a blanket so obviously we scoot closer” and “considering we’re just project partners who happened to agree on being friends, this was way more intimate than necessary.”
Hey, funny thought here: what if you just did it? :)
Because HE clearly never gave much thought to how his little flirtations affected you. He made it damn clear it was all just for fun. So maybe you could just… cuddle with him. For fun.
Worst case? He’d say something like “You wanna get into it now or what?” and then you’d just awkwardly laugh and go “Sorry, just felt more comfy like this” and scoot back into your old position.
Remember? With Rafe, you never had to be afraid of doing some dumb shit or embarrassing yourself.
FUCK IT.
You pressed your lips together and pushed yourself up on your elbow, ignoring the pang of disappointment as his arm slipped back onto the backrest, his expression confused. DOESN’T MATTER, PUSH THROUGH GIRL. Adrenaline shot up as you grabbed the pillow that had been under his arm and silently placed it across his ribs, READY TO LAY DOWN—
—only for him to stop you with a crooked smile, your heart dropping straight through the floor.
You froze. Completely. Like your body had hit an invisible wall. Eyes wide, breath hitched, you just… stared at him. You didn’t dare speak, didn’t dare move, afraid that even the smallest word might expose you in the worst way possible.
“Shit, you're gonna suffocate me with that thing,” Rafe said with amusement and moved the pillow to the side. Then he gestured toward the now free space on the side of his chest. “There.”
Your whole body buzzed as his right arm returned to your upper arm, now gently nudging you toward him.
Ignoring every voice of reason and panic in your head, letting yourself be guided into him, turning your body toward his, resting your head against the side of his chest, your shoulder naturally tilting in, your arm daring to settle on his upper stomach.
Every nerve lit up, hyperaware of the rise and fall of his breathing beneath your cheek, the heat of his skin seeping into yours through his shirt. It was terrifying and euphoric, like stepping off a ledge and realizing, just for a second, that maybe you liked the adrenaline you felt while looking downward.
And then you almost exploded, because this guy took it a step further. His left hand remained casually on his thigh, but his other arm wrapped around your back, HIS HAND NOW RESTING ON YOUR BLANKET-COVERED WAIST.
Okay. You were officially done for :)))))))
Your heart was racing, pounding so loud it felt like drums in your ears, pulse probably skyrocketing, and let’s not even talk about the adrenaline—you’d probably need the ER in the next few seconds.
And the craziest thing was how he'd just accepted it. He'd let you do this. Hadn’t said anything dumb, hadn’t made a joke. Instead, he just laid there, snacking on his nachos and sipping his Coke Zero occasionally, the only things he said being how stupid Ken looked and acted and how weird his rivalry with the other Ken was.
But you didn’t have the heart to tell him that, actually, that was exactly how you saw him and Kelce. So you just stayed quiet, chuckled softly whenever he made another snarky remark, and soaked in this surreal moment that would be over again in about 60 minutes.
And when his left hand absentmindedly started playing with the bracelet dangling from your wrist, you didn’t say anything either—too afraid to ruin whatever this was.
Because somehow, it felt like the little agreement of friendship you made just yesterday was already, very slowly, starting to slip away into something you were too afraid to name.
Or maybe. Maybe, this was just what it looked like when two people, thrown together by coincidence, trusted each other enough to get this comfortable without needing to put it into words.
Little did you two know—it was both.
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Arcane High School AU Headcannons
Jinx
-Shows up to class once a week (forced to by Silco)
-Somehow has the best grades in almost every class (100 in science, 99 in tech, etc.)
-All the teachers hate her because she constantly breaks the dress code and makes fun of teachers when they try to discipline her
-Just doesn’t show up for detention
-She and Ekko graffitied the back wall of the school and everyone knows it was them but nobody can prove it
-Ignores Vi whenever she tries to talk to her
-Has BEEF with Caitlyn and pulls pranks on her through her locker
-Says she hates kids but she’s always babysitting Isha
-She and Ekko constantly bicker in the hallways so people thought they hated each other until someone caught them making out under a stairwell
-Gives people piercings in the bathroom (it is NOT sanitary at all
-Blasts punk rock and metal music through her headphones so loud she can’t hear anyone
-Is on the Robotics Team, does drama (but she only helps make the sets), and refuses to join anything else
-Nobody knows that she and Viktor are secretly super close-they argue like siblings
-Sells drugs behind the school but doesn’t really take them herself
Vi
-Has dated half the female population of the high school
-Has okay grades (b’s and c’s) but has the best grades in phys ed
-Will scream at you in PE if you don’t pass her the ball
-Annoys Caitlyn all class
-Plays cod mobile or brawl stars instead of doing her work
-Gives Jayce HORRIBLE dating advice (he thinks that because she has a gf she would have good ideas)
-Gets into fights like every other day
-Will punch you if you say anything bad about Jinx
-Threatened to beat up Ekko when he and Jinx started dating (he knew she would never)
-On every sports team ever
-Somehow is the only girl on the male football team
-Failing the one class she has with Jayce
Ekko
-Soundcloud rapper//Jinx helps him produce his music
-Skateboards to school
-Always fighting with Jinx to have the highest grades
-Gets pissed that she doesn’t even put in the work and still excels
-Also on Robotics, plays basketball but nobody has the heart to tell him he’s too short
-Volunteers at a food bank and a homeless shelter every week
-Gaslit Scar into thinking he hated Jinx for the entirety of their freshmen year
-When Scar found out they were childhood besties he was like what
-Ditched prom with Jinx and got happy meals at mcdonalds
-Art club
-Draws Jinx in his sketchbook but won’t let her see it
-Ditches school with Claggor sometimes
-Pretends to hate Caitlyn because Jinx does (bf duties) but lowkey ends up having fun with it
-“Adopts” the weird kids from all the younger grades and forms a little Ekko fanclub indirectly
Caitlyn
-Her mom is on the school board
-Was homeschooled by tutors most of her life until she convinced her parents to let her go to public school
-Straight A’s
-Student Council Vice-President (going to be President after Mel graduates)
-Does track and archery club
-Hated Vi when they first met but warmed up to her
-Tried to get along with Jinx for Vi’s sake until Jinx blew up her locker with a huge project in it and now she has beef with her
-Tries and fails to break up fights
-Breaks the rules but gets away with it because she’s sneaky about it (I hate when ppl make her a goody-two shoes like she wasn’t constantly undermining authority in the show)
-Doesn’t understand why Ekko hates her
-She introduced Jayce (her childhood friend) to Vi and has regretted the decision ever since
-Gossips with Mel in the bathroom
Jayce
-Co-president of robotics team
-Has all a’s in every class except the one class he has with Vi which he is failing
-Will ditch class to go annoy Caitlyn
-The teacher either love him or hate him no in between
-Tried to get onto Student Council to impress Mel
-Plays sports
-He will constantly argue either Ekko, Viktor, and Jinx during robotics
-Bi king can’t decide if he’s madly in love with Viktor or with Mel
-Somehow super popular even though he was a loser in middle school
Viktor
-Has been hopelessly crushing on Jayce since middle school
-Hits people with his cane
-Mostly quiet unless something he’s passionate about comes up
-He and Caitlyn get along really well and ditch Jayce and Vi whenever they start to act stupid to go gossip with Mel
-Secretly has a Youtube account with 100k subscribers but all he does on it are video essays and random rants
-Gets asked “are you gay?” every other week
-He is but he won’t admit it
-Robotics Co-President, Debate team, student council
-People don’t make fun of him because he will literally find ur address and somehow get the police at your door
-The Robotics club becomes his cult and the younger kids worship him
Mel
-Super popular
-Good grades
-Student council president
-Everyone is lowkey scared of her
-Sprays her vanilla coconut body mist everywhere
-Everyone knows her because her mom is some super famous politician
-President of the Debate Team
-Model UN
-Gossips in the bathroom
-Is lowkey queer but doesn’t know how to label herself so she just ignores it
-She’s really sweet if you actually get to know her and is the friend that buys everyone super expensive gifts
-Buys kids toys to give people she doesn’t like as gag gifts
Sorry it’s so long but I have more…
#arcane#headcannons#high school au#jinx#vi#ekko#caitlyn#mel#jayce#viktor#isha#i was bored idk#sorry its so long#lmk if yall want more I have a ton#timebomb#caitvi#jayvik#mel medarda#jayce talis#caitlyn kiramman#arcane ekko#jinx arcane
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Ticci Toby NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare
It depends on if he was subbing or domming.
If he was subbing, he loves it when you kiss his face all over and tell him how well he did. That you love him. He mainly just wants to cuddle, and you might have to force him into a bath or shower after a while.
If he was domming, he holds you closely, kissing you and asking if you enjoyed it and if he hurt you in a way you didn’t like. Whatever you need, you’ll get. Water or snacks? He’s got some on the nightstand. You want to cuddle and watch a movie? He’s already got your favorite ready to play.
B = Body part
Toby isn’t sure if he can really say he LIKES anything about his body, but he can say for sure that he does appreciate his arms. They’re strong from years of swinging hatchets around. He loves to pick you up and manhandle you.
For you, it’s your thighs. He loves them so much. Loves to grab them. Loves to lay his head on them. Loves when you squeeze them around his head while he goes down on you. Loves to leave hickeys and bite marks on him. The more thigh he has access to, the better.
C = Cum
Toby’s favorite place to cum is inside you. But if you don’t like that, he will gladly cum on your body, preferably your thighs or ass.
He loves it when you cum while’s he fucking you, so he feel you clenching around him, a close second is you cumming on his face.
D = Dirty Secret
He does try and let you have as normal of a life as possible. As “normal” as one can be while dating an axe murderer, anyway. But some part of him wants to lock you away in a remote cabin. Toby fantasizes about being able to fuck you without anybody hearing, having you all to himself. He’d never actually do this, but it doesn’t stop the fantasizing.
E = Experience
None. Zero. Zilch. Before meeting you, he was a complete virgin. His only experience was his own hand and maybe some porn. Which of course taught him nothing. So the first time is a little awkward, but he learns pretty quickly, and within a few months you’re surprised by how he’s improved.
F = Favorite Position
He’s too indecisive for a favorite position, as they all have their own benefits. But his top few all have one thing in common; being able to see your face.
G = Goofy
I see him as trying to be serious, mainly for your pleasure, but he’s a goof at heart. Will snicker at funny sounds made during sex, make jokes, and sometimes just get so giddy about fucking that he can’t help but laugh a little.
H = Hair
Mans doesn’t give a flying fuck about hair. Neither his or yours. Never really realized people cared about it, might trim it a bit if you say it makes going down on him easier though. He does have a SCRUMPTIOUS happy trail, doesn’t understand why you like it so much.
Happy trail leads to my happy meal🙏🏻 (but FUCK mcdonalds)
I = Intimacy
Toby hasn’t had the chance to be intimate for most of his life, and loves being romantic during sex. Will kiss whatever parts of you he can reach, and will whisper that he loves you in your ear. Please tell him you love him back, he’ll be a bit sad afterward if you don’t.
J = jack off
Prefers to have you, but if you’re away or not in the mood, he’ll do it. Will always imagine you, though. Literally cannot get off without thinking about you. He does it maybe once or twice a week, not super high of a drive.
K = Kink
Degradation. He loves it when you’re mean to him, as I imagine he likes to annoy you sometimes and thinks it’s hot when you put him in his place. He also likes to use it on you, and depending on his mood and if you were pissing him off, he can be MEAN.
Praise? Oh boy. He’s never gotten much praise in his life. So for the love of his life to say such sweet things to him during such a vulnerable moment? Yeah he’s nutting instantly. He uses praise more often with you, he just loves you so much and wants you to know how well you’re doing!
Bondage is something he loves. As mentioned with D, he secretly likes the idea of hiding you away, so this indulges him a bit in it. He might have some rope in the bedroom, but usually just uses his belt (and will wear it afterward during a hunt. He’s such a freak I love him).
Primal play. Toby seems like the type of guy that when pent up, will hunt you down in the forest. If he wants to make it a game, he’ll let you have a five or ten minute headstart, but he will find you eventually. Will be annoyed if you climb a tree, though, and threatens to cut it down. You don’t know if he’s joking or not.
L = Location
While he does prefer to do it in the bedroom, he’ll also do it in the kitchen, the couch, on the floor, against the wall, in the woods…literally anywhere.
M = Motivation
It’s pretty easy to turn him on. He might not pounce on you the second he sees your ass for example, but if you start initiating, there’s a 90% chance he’ll be horny.
N = No
Anything that could seriously harm you. If you ask, he’ll leave bruises, and maybe even draw a little blood, but the SECOND you suggest anything like a hatchet to your throat, he’s saying no. He loves you too much and doesn’t trust himself to not accidentally hurt you.
I feel like he also wouldn’t be into anything like a daddy kink, especially if he’s subbing, because of his own daddy issues. Even if he doesn’t remember it.
O = Oral
He is a giver through and through. You’re gonna have to pry him off with a crowbar.
For fem anatomy - Will beg you to sit on his face. He doesn’t care if he suffocates or if you crush him, he just wants you to sit like a chair. If you try to hover a little, he’s smacking your ass and MAKING you sit.
For masc anatomy - Has a pretty bad gag reflex at first, but is determined to deepthroat you. Practice makes perfect, after all. Once he’s got it down, he will randomly get on his knees and beg you to let him cockwarm you.
When receiving, he gets so sensitive. Loves it when you look up at him. He can’t help but buck his hips into your mouth, and good luck trying to hold his hips down. Lets out whiny moans, usually subby when you go down on him. But the few times he’s more dominant? Throat-fucking.
P = Pace (is he fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
I know I say this a lot, but it honestly depends. Toby is unpredictable. Could be going slow one minute and then suddenly breaking the bed with you the next. Will adjust to what you like, but honestly loves going rough.
Same goes for if he’s getting ridden or if he’s bottoming. LOVES being on the receiving end of rough and fast treatment.
Q = Quickie (his opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Toby is a FIEND for quickies. A quickie before he goes on a hunt will have him smiling like a dork as he downs some camper. You wanna do it right before a shift that you know will suck? He’s in the mood to relieve stress before a hunt? He prefers quick and hard for quickies, so you both orgasm quicker.
R = Risk (is he willing to experiment? Does he take risks?)
Being risky gets his blood pumping. He loves to try things with you spontaneously, whether it be a new position, toy, etc. Will do his own research, will be head over heels for you if you suggest something.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can he go for? How long does he last?)
He cums fairly quickly, especially when y’all first started fucking, but has started to last longer. He makes up for it by being able to go multiple rounds. Since he can’t feel soreness, y’all can do a LOT of rounds.
T = Toy (does he own any toys? Does he use them on himself or you)
Probably doesn’t own any himself, although will appreciate it if you buy him some. In the start, his man ego was probably a little hurt at you wanting to use toys, but after a discussion with you and doing some extensive research (aka google and maybe porn) he’s more than ok with it.
He likes fuck you while holding a vibe against your clit/tip, seeing how high of a setting you can tolerate. He also likes it if you use it on him, maybe even after he had just used it on yourself (he nasty).
U = Unfair (how much he likes to tease)
Ooh boy. Toby is naturally a tease, even outside a sexual setting. So when he gets the opportunity to tease, he is TAKING it. Will edge you to tears if you pissed him off, and murmur false pity into your ears before smacking your ass and doing it again.
V = Volume (how loud is he, what sounds he makes)
Very loud. Will unashamedly moan into your ear while rutting into you, and hopes you do the same. Usually lower moans or groans, but sometimes lets out higher gasps.
W = Wild card
His tics can be an issue sometimes, and has accidentally hit his head on the wall, and you have to take a break or even stop to make sure he isn't hurt since he can't feel pain.
X = X-ray (what’s under those clothes)
He is the stereotype of a tall skinny guy that is packing. I’m thinking six and half inches, not super girthy.
Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
Pretty high. Toby loves sex, a lot. He loves how good it feels. Loves to use it to relieve stress and anger, and to use it to show how much he loves you.
Z = zzz (how quickly does he fall asleep?)
Fairly quickly once the aftercare is wrapping up. Yes, he will octopus hold you, and no you are not getting out of it.
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It is amazing to me how many people in comics or shows discover a superhero's secret identity and then REVEAL it! Like???
If I found out my nice neighbor who helped me jumpstart my car at the god awful hour of 5am was Superman? NOBODY'S GETTING SHIT FROM ME I KNOW NOTHING!
a) bro can shoot lazer eyes
b) bro is minding his own business, I can do the same
c) The moment I start blabbing I get involved and I DO NOT want to be involved with the day to day life of a fuckin superhero. So I don't know shit, okay?
My lawyer's some vigilante. Sounds like a conflict of interest but what do I look like? A cop? My trash collector is a superhero? Anyway, thanks buddy, have a great one, say hi to the kids for me. I watched my waiter at McDonalds absolutely throw hands with a supervillain. That's crazy, anyway here's a 30% tip in cash. Good luck with those student loans.
Like I am not getting involved with ANYYYYY of that. Uh uh, no way, I don't see shit. I am just trying to make it to the end of the day without being kidnapped, held hostage, tortured, or interrogated and the best way to do that is keep. My. Damn. Mouth. Shut.
#dragon contemplates life#And side characters in superhero comics#superhero#Comics#superhero comics#Superhero shows#superhero movies#supervillain#shit post#I am not getting involved in ALL THAT#Hellll to the noooooooo#Buddy I don't care if the billionaire puts on a bat suit or an iron suit I gotta pay TAXES#I do not have the time to worry about my barista maybe being a mutant I'm late for work#Literally just mind your goddamn business it's not that hard
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Capped this Ebony Mom about 4 or 5 times now 😁
Clip A.) Runtime is 1:34
Ebony MiLF @ Mcdonalds
Clip B.) Runtime is 9:09
Clip C.) 3:34 runtime


Bundle price for all 3 😁
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-Alphabet headcanons-
;Miles G Morales
Miles G Morales x any gender reader
🎸 | Masterlist | 🎸
I still haven’t finished a post I’ve had in my drafts for like 3 months already ( ・∇・) (it’s a Leon Kennedy post lol) but in the meantime I’m going to write this and actively ignore the drafts (^з^)-♡ and ik Miles from 1610 and this Miles are super similar but they have different headcannons since they are still different people and they’ve had different experiences so yeah lol.
Warnings: not rly proofread
-‘A’ is for AFFECTION (how affectionate are they?)
Miles isn’t one to show much affection beyond a simple hand-in-hand or a small and quick peck while in public. But he is more affectionate when you two are in private, or with people he’s comfortable around. His love language is acts of service along with quality time. He likes building his tech when you’re around, not really talking but just chilling together while listening to music. If Miles ever gives you gifts he’ll give you homemade gifts like; paper bouquet, handwritten letter, homemade food and ect. I don’t really think he’d give a lot of materialistic gifts. Mostly because over half of the money he steals is to help him and his mom. And he doesn’t really get the point of them either. He gets they’re nice, but why buy something expensive when you can make something?
-‘B’ is for BESTFRIEND (what are they like as a bestfriend?)
He’a a pretty chill guy to be friends with at the end of the day. He might be a bit closed off at first but when he opens up he’s a huge nerd. He’ll talk about his tech for hours if you know he’s the Prowler. If you two go to a McDonald’s or something, he’s the one who’ll give you one chicken nugget but not buy you a box for you because he’s too poor for that, but if you buy him McDonald’s or something like that, he will give you something self-made as a thank you gift.
-‘C’ is for CUDDLES (how and do they like to cuddle?)
He’s one of them sleepy cuddle people, he especially cuddles with you when he’s sleepy or tired. He acts like he’s a big spoon when y’all cuddle, but he’s really a secret little spoon. He isn’t big on showing affection like I said before, but he is semi cuddly when you two are alone in peace. He likes wrapping himself around you, full body hug and all.
-‘D’ is for DOMESTIC (if they settle down, how will they help?)
Miles is a bit hesitant on settling down with someone. He wants to, yeah. But because of his Prowler job he isn’t quick to just live with anybody. But that aside, let’s talk about what it’s like to live with Miles. He’s the type of person who wants to split the chores. The chores he would do is probably cooking and things along those lines. If you know he’s the Prowler you 100% will find some random parts around the place. The random prowler claw in the coffee table in the living room. Don’t worry about it, Miles just wanted to watch some tv while he was fixing it. Miles appearing in the kitchen, his hands somehow covered in oil? He’s just getting water, don’t mind the oil, it’s just from his motorcycle. The random motorcycle and tech parts on the kitchen counter? Don’t worry, he’ll clean it up soon. He always tries to clean up his messes, but you might find some things that don’t belong in random places.
-‘E’ is for ENDING (how would the break up go?)
Depending on the situation of the break up and who breaks up with who, he still probably might be a bit sad about it, before or after the break up. If you’re the one who’s breaking up with him, he’d definitely want a reason why. He’d probably feel upset about it if it was for a good reason. If he’s the one breaking up with you. There’s are two reasons for him to break up with you. Reason number one; he doesn’t like you anymore and he’s not cruel enough to date someone he doesn’t like. Reason number two; he doesn’t want to put you in danger because of his Prowler job, he just wants to protect you one of the few ways he knows how to.
-‘F’ is for FIANCÉ (how do they feel about marriage)
Miles’ a bit hesitant to marry someone, but he does want to marry someone at some point of his life. He wants the same kind of marriage and love his mom and dad had together. If Miles has a wedding, he’d want a small wedding with only close friends and family attending. He’s not that interested in a big wedding with a ton of people. He thinks a wedding is something only the people who you and him are actually close to.
-‘G’ is for GENTLE (how gentle are they?)
He tries his best to be gentle with you. But he isn’t too good with it. Miles had built a kind of wall around himself after his dad’s death. He still tries his best with you, but somewhat always keeps you at an arms length. But after some time he lets you get closer. Miles’ always careful not to make you uncomfortable or uneasy.
-‘H’ is for HUGS (do they like hugs?)
Miles does like hugs, but he definitely isn’t that clear about it. He also somehow has some of the warmest, and best hugs ever to exist. His hugs with his family member and close friends are like bearhugs. He’s a little awkward hugging strangers tho.
-‘I’ is for I LOVE YOU (when do they say I love you for the first time?)
All things considered, Miles was probably the one who said “I love you” first. You two were hanging out on the rooftop of the apartment complex he lived in, just chilling and looking at the stars while listening to music from his phone. And suddenly he just blurted the words “I love you” while admiring you. It was a cute moment.
-‘J’ is for JEALOUSY (do they get easily jealous? And if they do, what will they do?)
He doesn’t get jealous that much, only when other people obviously flirt with you or something along those lines, he’s more protective than jealous most of the time. He knows you’re loyal, so he doesn’t act too jealous. The most he’ll do when he’s jealous is a small tug on your hand to signal he wants to leave while glaring at the other person, he has a cold exterior so the glare wasn’t unnecessary surprising.
-‘K’ is for KISSES (how often do they like to get or give kisses, and where?)
Miles isn’t someone who likes to give a lot of affection in public, like I said earlier. He does like giving kisses, and reviving them. Miles just doesn’t like giving them in public. When he does give kisses in public, the most he’ll do is give a little peck on the cheek, forehead or on your temple. When he does kiss you on the lips, he’ll definitely do it when you two are alone or at each others place like I’ve said multiple times. When you two kiss, he likes to have his hand on you hip or on the side of you neck. Miles also likes giving soft pecks on the neck when you two cuddle. He enjoys getting kisses, but he doesn’t like showing that. His favourite part to get kissed is on his temple or on the crook of his neck, but only a gentle kiss or peck.
-‘L’ is for LITTLE ONES (how are they with kids?)
There’s only one word on how to describe Miles with kids, awkward. He isn’t bad with them, or good with them. Just awkward. He doesn’t wanna hurt one of them, because of that he doesn’t really know how to handle them. He’s too scared that he’ll hurt one, so he prefers not to interact with kids.
-‘M’ is for MORNINGS (how are mornings with them?
He’s a groggy morning boy. And like I mentioned he’s cuddly when he’s tired, so don’t be expecting to be able to get up early. So when you wake up, you’re 100% in some messy position with Miles wrapped around you or laying on top of you. He probably drooled at least a bit during the night too. His whole morning routine is pretty simple, get up from bed. (Like ten minutes after he woke up) Then changing his clothes and getting breakfast after brushing his teeth, a simple and quick morning.
-‘N’ is for NIGHTS (how are nights with them?)
Miles has a full on night routine, it’s not a complicated one, but he still has one. He always takes a shower before he goes to bed. And his whole skin routine is only water. How does he have such clear skin with so little effort? Only no one knows. He also wears a durag to bed, he also has like three different durags to choose from. Why? Don’t ask, seriously, don’t. (He doesn’t know either) He also always says “good night” and “love you” to his mom before going to sleep. When he moves out, he’ll text it to her occasionally, but every night but some nights. Just to remind her that he still exists. (They talk almost every other day or every day on the phone)
-‘O’ is for OPEN (how open are they about themselves?)
Miles was more open before his dad’s death, but he became a lot more closed off after it. It takes a while for him to fully trust someone. But when he does give someone his trust, it’s like peeling an onion, a lot of layers. He’s slow at opening up, but when he does it means he really does trust you. When he does in fact trust you, you’re one of his forever friends. He’s the type of guy to have a few close friends rather than a lot of not so close friends.
-‘P’ is for PATIENCE (how patient are they with you?)
Since Miles himself is a pretty standoffish, so he understands if you don’t want to be open with him right off the bat. He’s definitely patient with you as long as you’re patient with him too. He wants to take his time with the relationship, not rush to things.
-‘Q’ is for QUIZZES (how much do they remember about you?)
Miles actually remembers quite a lot about you. It’s pretty surprising since he’s the Prowler, and his school along with helping his mom at home too.
-‘R’ is for REMEMBER (what’s their favourite moment in the relationship?)
One of his favourite moments in your relationship was when he told you he was the Prowler. You two had been dating for about a year and half at that point. You were staying over the night at his place. It was almost Halloween and the two of you were coming up with costume ideas when the topic of vigilantes came up. Or more specifically, the Prowler. Miles had been thinking about telling you that he was the Prowler for a bit at this point. So, he decided that now was a good time to tell you. A bit later Miles takes a deep breath and then takes your hands in his, before finally telling you the truth of him being the Prowler. It was a really nice moment to the two of you, and now one of Miles favourite moment of your relationship.
-‘S’ is for SECURITY (how protective are they?)
He’s actually a little protective, he wasn’t as protective before his dad died, but he got more protective after it. He doesn’t wanna loose another person who’s close to him. He also developed a small habit of walking you home when you’re over at his place. The city’s dangerous and he knows it, he likes knowing that you got home safe after you leave his place, it gives him some comfort.
-‘T’ is for TRY (how much effort are they putting into the relationship, dates and ect?)
Miles puts in his share fair of effort into the relationship, but if he notices that you’re not putting the same amount of effort into the relationship he’ll become more distant. He wants that the both of you put in effort for the relationship, not just one-sided effort. Like I mentioned before, he likes giving hand-made gifts and likes to cook homemade meals for you. He isn’t the biggest fan of going on fancy dates or anything. Mostly because he doesn’t really have enough money to pay for them, plus the city he lives in (and most likely you) definitely isn’t the safest place to have dates outside. Miles really likes dates that are spent indoors at each others houses. He especially likes movie dates, and dates where you cook or bake together. Doesn’t matter if you’re good at it or not, he’ll still have a lot of fun with you.
-‘U’ is for UGLY (what’s a bad habit of theirs?)
He sometimes has a dumb habit of forgetting to answer texts or calls when his phone’s on silent. And if he does see it, he sometimes forgets to respond completely and only realises it a few hours later.
-‘V’ is for VANITY (how insecure are they?)
He’s not an insecure person, at all. He’s pretty confident in himself, he’s just quiet. But like with my Miles 1610 alphabet headcannon, he’ll get a tiny iny bit insecure if you two haven’t spent time together in a while. (you should go read it if you haven’t already ;) )
-‘W’ is for WHOLE (do they feel whole without you?)
Miles would be sad without you, but he wouldn’t fully feel incomplete without you. But he would certainly miss you. He already lost his dad, so he knows how to deal with sadness. He would miss you. But it all depends if you died or left him. If you died Miles would definitely make a graffiti of you, just like he did of his dad. But if you left him, or the other way around. He would probably think about you time to time, even miss you at times. But he wouldn’t come after you, the walls around his heart wouldn’t let him.
-‘X’ is for XTRA (extra headcanon about them)
Miles is a great cook, his mom taught him how to cook since he’s been little. He wants to get a small tattoo in honour of his dad in the future. He likes drawing you in his sketchbooks, and as little doodles in sticky notes that are on his blueprints of his gear and other things. He actually doesn’t enjoy horror movies a lot, he gets scared easily by them even tho he puts on a front of not-being-scared-of-anything. Miles definitely tender headed, and he only ever lets a very specific barber or his mom touch his hair. And you if you’re lucky.
-‘Y’ is for YUCK (what can they not stand?)
He hates people who just cannot season food properly, it disgusts and pains him at the same time.
-‘Z’ is for ZLEEP (how is to sleep with them?)
Two words for sleeping with him; no space. He moves around a ton while he sleeps and like I mentioned earlier, he cuddles a lot while he sleeps. He definitely has a second blanket that he hugs in his sleep when he can’t cuddle anyone. He’s also one of those people who just cannot sleep without a blanket on. Is he overheating under it? Maybe. But he can’t not sleep with it. Without it he ain’t sleeping, honestly.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!! :)
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Carmen Sandiego Money Headcanons
I said I'd do a longer post! ;)
(thanks and kudos to @mmaricarmen23 @bisexually-finger-guns @backofthepencil11 for spurring this)
-- Growing up, Carmen really only knew about money in a vague, conceptual sense: money was a thing that VILE needed in order to function and was an indicator of how valuable something was (with 'something' being the 'imports' that were brought to the Island). That's it. Once a year it needed to be...whatever Cookie Booker did, but other than that you didn't need to think about it. Pretty easy low-maintenance stuff.
-- She got a bit of a wake-up call when she left the Island and hadn't yet started lining her pockets with VILE's ill-begotten funds: apart from a roll of bills in the pocket of Cookie's coat and some of his own savings account money that Player quietly wired to her (don't tell his parents), she was flat broke. It was here that Player first grasped just how...few life skills his bestie possessed.
-- Carmen: Player, guess what? I saw this place off the highway that teaches you to ride a motorcycle and-
Player: Red. Please tell me you didn't...
Carmen: ...Why wouldn't I?
Player: How much did this cost?
Carmen: I dunno, a hundred?
Player: RED!!! THAT'S LIKE YOUR MOTEL ROOMS FOR THE WEEK!
Carmen: But! I can ride a motorcycle now. 😎
-- He is now bestie/hacker/money manager
-- Once they joined her, Zach and Ivy had a hard time wrapping their heads around (a) how much money their new friend had (b) how freely she spent it, and (c) how willing their new- boss? friend? something?- is to spend it on them.
Zach: Whoa! You wanna eat here? Isn't it kinda...expensive? (it's literally an Olive Garden)
Carmen: No worries; tab's on me. 😉
Zach: ....Ives, we died and went to Heaven. 😍
Carmen: ...We're in Ohio?
-- It was...hard to get used to. Especially for Ivy; she'd been the one to manage the money when her and Zach were on their own (he would have spent it all at McDonald's, something he has freely admitted) and is well aware of how much things costs and what smart spending looks like. Seeing someone basically burning through a bank account (never mind it seems to be bottomless?) is...well.
Ivy: Boss, you can't buy these! $400 is way too much for sunglasses!
Carmen: ...It is?
Ivy: .....YES!!!
-- And she just...doesn't feel completely comfortable with sponging off someone they just met, even if she is really nice and offering to pay for room service and hotel room movie rentals and anything else they could ever need or want. That's not the world she came from; in her experience, everyone has an angle they're playing, and money is how they keep you beholden to them. Plus this whole vigilante thing? Yeah, it had to be a one-and-done for this...she wants to say 'heiress?' She made that mistake with Eddie, and she's not making it again.
-- Zach is more comfortable with the spending sprees. He's a little uneasy at first (he, too, knows the value of a dollar), but quickly and easily adapts to a life where he doesn't have to feel shy about asking for seconds.
-- Update: Carmen really doesn't have an angle; they really are doing this vigilante thing, she really is footing the bill, and she really expects nothing in return. She also, Ivy quickly realizes, has no idea how money works beyond buying things. Good thing she has practice explaining this stuff to Zach
Ivy: The drugstore sells pairs for less than $12 that work just as well. Just go there to-
Carmen, already wearing the sunglasses: Still getting these
Ivy: At one point, my entire wardrobe cost less than that. Think about that for a minute.
-- This is not going to be easy.
-- Shadowsan feels some guilt for not teaching Carmen about money management better, and for being the reason she spends like it's her last day on earth (which it could be with VILE hunting them but we're doing that today), but he doesn't take much action beyond occasionally remarking on something being too expensive. It's not like he was responsible with money when he was her age. Or ever.
-- No one pursues money management 101 in earnest, though. Ivy and Zach and Shadowsan and Player...they all know how unfair the world can be, and all know what it is to be dealt a bad hand. They all (well, the kids; Shadowsan has Guilt (TM)), to an extent, kind of....feel they deserve this (hey! tons of people far worse than them get to have nice things; why can't they?). They want and like this lifestyle, of jet setting and high living, the fantasy come real. It's fun, and really nice to not have to worry about being unable to afford their next meal or next month's rent. Plus they like the perks; the cars and tools, the bayside warehouse and the super-fast CPU Player wouldn't have been able to afford otherwise. It's hard to want to stop all that.
-- Maybe they can just...ignore that part of Carmen's Life Skills curriculum? Wolfe's secret accounts were seized by VILE, so a good chunk of this ill-begotten money is technically Carmen's by rights. The interest alone is a king's ransom, so she...doesn't really need to learn budgeting, right?
-- Carlotta disagrees.
-- She wants her daughter to be able to manage her own money. Responsibly.
Carlotta: Hija, you spent almost $200 (US dollars for simplicity's sake) on shampoo this month. Do you truly think that's sustainable?
Carmen: ...Yeah? I mean, I recycle the bottle.
Carlotta: Dear Lord. 🤦♀️
-- It's hard to see just how ignorant she is about money; it just reminds her how her baby was raised to be a weapon against humanity, one who was never meant to exist outside VILE. But stewing over it won't change matters, and anyway, after missing so much of her life, she actually welcomes to chance to teach her daughter Life Skills. And anyway, Carmen has a good head on her shoulders; how hard could it be?
Carlotta: Now, mira, see these bottles? The same size as the expensive one, but cost far less. You'd have more money for other necessities.
Carmen: Like the expensive shampoo?
Carlotta: ....Like food.
-- This may take longer than she thought...
#carmen sandeigo 2019#in which i write#fic inspiration#carmen sandiego#carlotta valdez#player bouchard#zack and ivy
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masterlist
⟢ disclaimer : all works by me are purely fictional. please do not use my works to represent or analyse anyone's characteristics / personalities.
lee heeseung
⟢ pervy tutor! thoughts ⚠️
⟢ gamerbf! thoughts
⟢ situationship texts || smau, fluff, angst
➜ synopsis: you crave love and he craves attention, do you think you both could get the best of both worlds?
⟢ friends to boyfriend texts! || smau, fluff, sugg
➜ synopsis: who knew the shared jealousy between you both would start a new chapter?
park jongseong
⟢ classmates (to maybe more?) texts! || fluff
⟢ classmates (to maybe more? texts! pt 2 || fluff
⟢ sugardaddy! thoughts
⟢ sugarbot (ongoing series) || smau, fluff, angst
➜ synopsis : jay, a work oriented man who spends most of his time on work and yn, a broke college girl majoring in stem. what could happen when they stumble upon sugarbot, a sugardating platform where people could find company.
sim jaeyun
⟢ neighbour! thoughts || fluff
⟢ swim || fluff, angst || wc: 2.5k
➜ synopsis: you have always been the star on your swim team, bringing your school to glory. but everything starts going downhill when jake, another talented swimmer, transfers in. as you start a one-sided rivalry with him, you realise that hes less of a rival and more of an ally.
⟢ rose quartz || smau, fluff, sugg
➜ synopsis: in which jake put his trust in crystals to win your heart!
park sunghoon
⟢ classmate! thoughts || fluff
⟢ once again || fluff
➜ synopsis: in which sunghoon try each and every way to win you back!
kim sunoo
₊˚⊹ ᰔ nothing yet
yang jungwon
⟢ liability || angst, fluff (?) || wc: 1.2k
➜ synopsis: its been six months since you and jungwon broke up. six months since the dreaded break-up conversation you both had on the couch in the apartment you both shared. as the apartment is put up for sale, you walk through the familiar walls one last time, reminiscing all the fond memories with your ex.
⟢ boyfriend texts || fluff
➜ synopsis: who knew dating your brother's best friend would be so much fun!
nishimura riki
⟢ sunsetz || fluff
⟢ bf texts! || fluff, crack
⟢ lowkey || fluff, crack || wc: 5k
➜ synopsis: news flash! nishimura riki is finally mature enough to acknowledge his feelings for you and he wants to let you know! but what would he do? A. try to feed you? B. walk you home? C. many more. or D. all of the above?
⟢ my love mine all mine || smau, fluff
➜ synopsis: in which a boy you met from omegle flirts with you 24/7 and manages to win your heart
ot7
⟢ enhypen as mcdonald employees
texts with enhypen
⟢ april fools prank || fluff
➜ synopsis: since its april fools, why not pull a little prank on them!
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#rin's navigation#enhypen#enhypen x y/n#enhypen heeseung#enhypen jay#enhypen jake#enhypen sunghoon#enhypen sunoo#enhypen jungwon#enhypen niki
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HIII, how are you?? I hope you're having a great day/night!
I just wanted to tell you that I REALLY loved the HCs about Toby being a father (and the one where the child died left a severe trauma in me..)
So I was thinking—could you please write one where him and his child (maybe a girl?) have a day out together? Like going for a walk in the woods or.. maybe going to the mcdonald's or something like that? Or just doing something fun together! I would really love to read that! C:
you're one of my favorite writers, and I really enjoy your work! :3
(also, I’m really nervous bc I’ve never requested anything before, so please don’t make fun of me or smth😭🙏) srry if bad english :b
Oh my god, bet.
But quickly, admire;
HCs under cut!
"Hey, w-wh-what toy did you get?" Toby utters, leaning over the table to peer over toward the box in the kid's hands. The young girl admired the box closely, with a steady precision before shrugging softly. "I don't know," she whined softly, narrowing a glance at her dad that had stolen a fry from her side of the table. "They're all different inside." Holding out a hand, Toby lifted an index finger. "Let me look." Quickly, the young girl pulled the box close to her chest - protecting it with a furrowed brow. Confusion etched across his features as he studied her and her prized toy intently. "What?" he asked with a shrug in his shoulder, taking a moment to take a cautious gaze around the McDonalds. It was quiet, which was no surprise, it was a moody, midday Monday. There weren't many people inside; which is how he liked it. Last thing he needed was more attention, especially when he technically snuck his kid out to grab something to eat. "You're going to open it," the kid whined, earning an honest chuckle from Toby. Shit, he hadn't thought of that but now she gave him an idea. Immediately, he threw his hands up in surrender and shook his head softly, a big dumb grin across his features. "Whoaaa, damn, I-I- I won't," he chuckled in-between a stutter, the child eyeing him suspiciously for a moment before sliding the box toward his direction. Catching it with ease, Toby assessed the box. It was probably another crappy, cheap toy; at least it wasn't a book or something. The promotion was from this upcoming kids film he'd never heard from but it had some cats and dogs in it; something the kid loved. "Looks boring," he mumbled, sliding the box back toward the little girl that sat opposite him. "You know, when I was a k-kid, t-these toys were wayyy b-b-better." There was a smug grin across his face, like back in his day he was even allowed to eat at McDonalds - his family were too broke even for this greasy shit.
"So, was that like.. forty years ago?" the child asked, fingernails toying with the edge of the box as she peeled it open. Toby could feel a dagger in his heart, shit, did he look that old?
"I'm nn-not that old-" he protested, leaning his chin on the palm of his hand as he observed - finding himself way too eager to figure out what kind of toy she got.
With a soft shuffle, the kid pulled out the toy and out fell out a little plastic toy of a ginger cat. Sure, it was a kids toy, but was that it? It opened its mouth and.. that was it? Toby's lips narrowed, trying to surprise some laughter at just the thought alone.
"Awh! A kitty!" the little girl exclaimed with excitement, holding it up in front of his face and waving it about proudly. Toby's eyes fluttered, trying to focus on the toy before leaning back a little to take one more look around the restaurant.
"Hey, you g-gonna eat that?" he asked, pointing at a lone nugget that sat on the table. The girl, who was too preoccupied with the cat at this point, simply shrugged; which gave Toby a clear signal that he'd just eat it for himself. He'd only just managed to scrape by enough for a kids meal, so he'll eat whatever was left behind.
A silence fell between him and the kid as he run his tongue over his bottom teeth, remaining on high alert. The last thing he wanted was to get caught.
"Daddy, look, look, you're not looking!" Toby blinked and glanced toward his daughter, narrowing his brows for a moment. The kid pottered the toy cat along the table, meowing loudly and suddenly attacking Toby's other hand he had flat on the table.
"This cat's l-l-loud-" Toby mumbled, watching with a little smile across his face. A part of him still couldn't believe this was his kid? He could see Lyra in her eyes. Lyra would've loved her; he hoped anyway.
"Well, yeah, they are loud, look - listen, I can do a really loud meow-"
Before she even got a chance to suck in a deep breath, Toby clamped a hand over her mouth quickly.
"No, no, no, no, I believe you!" he exclaimed in a hushed whisper, cautiously removing his hand away from her mouth. "Plus, my m-mmeow would be l-louder." He shrugged with a challenging smirk.
"Daddy's are not allowed to meow," his daughter chuckled, leaning back on the leather chair with a glint of mischief in her eyes. Toby took it as a challenge, the whole 'responsible parent' being thrown out the window at the thought of out-meowing his daughter in a restaurant.
"What?! Who the h-hell made that rule up? Dad's are t-totally allowed to meow."
The little girl continued to giggle, shaking her head with a little, "nuh-uh" following.
Toby took a look around, cleared his throat and quickly sucked in a breath before releasing a loud 'meow' that practically stopped everyone in their tracks; looking over toward him with concern. The kid was a giggling mess, Toby watching with a hint of satisfaction across his features.
"See?" he asked, pinching another fry from her happy meal box. They were pretty cold, but he'd take it. It took a moment for the little girl to recover from her laughing fit, shaking her head softly.
"Not loud enough." Toby raised a brow, shaking his head softly with a little chuckle to himself.
Maybe becoming a dad made everything worth it.
#creepypasta#creepypasta fandom#ticci toby#toby rogers#ticci toby headcanons#creepypasta headcanons#headcanons
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The old hood
A. Cucina! Cucina! Was a shitty chain restaurant I managed at the Rose Garden arena (1997-2004) paid well, free food. I weighed nearly 300 lbs
B. Red Lion Hotel parking lot. Where I had to park on game days. Busted smoking pot out of a beer can with my boss. Huge rats and feral cats. Surprised I didn't get fired....or rabies.
C. Memorial Coliseum. I dropped The Red Hot Chili Peppers spaghetti take out order and had to run back to restaurant to replace. Took it back unaccompanied, was waved thru and wandered around backstage trying to find who to give it to. Nearly ended up on stage holding a take out pan of spaghetti during Give It AwayNow
D. Jags was a bar in the hotel where I would go play Video Poker when I was too tweaked to be around customers at my job. It eventually became a Detox center and sober house years later. Fucked a couple straight guys who liked to get freaky for meth hanging out near here
E. Budget motel. Had sleazy sex here a couple times in 90s
F. Warehouse where they held Mr Drummer leather 1990 maybe. my friend stood me up and I was alone.....on acid . There was a sex party afterward-$20 . Large room covered in unrolled black garbage bags. Coil's Hellraiser soundtrack played. I was tripping balls. Saw guys climbing up on a dudes wheelchair and face fucking him. Saw someone getting fisted for first time. Was told to leave while getting a titty twister from leather daddy. Years later, my friend turned the downstairs into Dirty Little Secret salon/spa and that stupid Eagles song "dirty little secret, dirty little lies, dirty little fingers in everybody's pies" gets stuck in my head and I think of the aforementioned fisting I witnessed
G. Walgreens I went to daily. Where to buy needles with a side of eye roll because I would confuse my insulin size order with the dope size other order. No ATM fees there.
H. Head Shop across from Franks Noodle House. Lousy meth pipe selection. If any. Dunno. I never smoked it always some trick would whine that they would only smoke and we'd end up here.
I. Lloyd Center mall. The bottom level bathroom was a decent place to poop when I was homeless for a while
J. The park I had registered as my "home" when I was homeless.
K. The hotel where I went to a Craigslist sex party and the host had a suitcase full of Ethyl Chloride cans and huffed so much we thought he died for a moment. Half the guys attending kept repeating " I'm straight, I've never done this before" I wish I had a camera
L. My mom worked here. I avoided these blocks for years, afraid of bumping into her while I was high
M. Tony Roma's Ribs. This was an occasional night out for me and Robert 1992-95. There used to be street whores on MLK back then
N. Hotel to party at. Call girls worked this one hard. You could still smoke in the rooms
O. The Red Robin I worked at for 2 weeks 1996. Worst job ever. I was told to learn to steal cuz no one tips. It was true
P. Courtyard Marriot. I would use lobby ATM for dope money if I was in a hurry. Met a online hookup there many years earlier who used a fake pic. Got there and dude was like 500lbs and asks if I can give him some meth and i ask how much he want to spend and fat boy gets all cheap and wants free and I'm thinking if I want to try and rob him before a moment of clarity and I leave
Q. The McDonald I got "groceries" at the last year I was using. I ate maybe once a week. I weighed 150lbs. It's by a Burger King that never had any customers the 20 years I was in the area. Is it a mirage? Is it haunted? Is it a money laundering front?
R. The 7/11 where I bought Camel Lights and Diet Mt Dew everyday. The old owners would whip out their shotguns when robbed. The new owners just let the robbers take the money
S. The seminary and Catholic church. You would see priests with unaccompanied minors at the Wendys across street. Suspicious. One night I was out smoking a cigarette and all the Catholics came marching out of the church playing Jesus dress up for Easter and the parade passed me and one dude thought I looked destitute and whipped out some cash for me and all Bless You my child or some shit. I was gonna give it back but went up to 7/11 for cigarettes and Diet Mt Dew. Thanks Jesus!
T. The Merrick. Casa de Horsepussy 2009-2016. 90% of all those old pics I post are on that block
U. Serene Court (a.k.a. Syringe Court) apartments.Used to be cheapest apartments in downtown area when I first moved here. Was exotic to cross the river from downtown proper to buy a bag of crank in this spooky old place
V. The Yards. I had an employee who sold pot lived here. I had to fire him. It was awkward as fuck
W. The Greyhound station was where to find heroin from someone who sold to someone I knew. Probably an open fent market these days
X. The Main Post Office. I had a meth dealer 2002ish that would mail tweak to NYC cuz those people would pay ridiculous price for an 8ball. He would get nervous about going in saying he was too high and have me mail it. Only later did he tell me what was in package
Y. Fancy loft area where one time I was having very intense drug induced roll play sex with some guy and he was veering into some script where I was his wife who drugged his beer and yeah, ok but then I think he just wanted a beer but it was all blurred reality with the sex game and I put 2 Zyprexa in his beer bottle and dude went down...hard. I had to dress him and get him back to his loft but he was practically dead from the sedatives and I didn't know where he lived exactly and just kind of rolled him out the car onto the curb off Lovejoy and sped off at 4am.
Z. My dad worked at some building under the 405. I lived a few blocks up the street and would find other routes to walk to the arena for fear of running into him
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Most full you’ve ever been?
I probably ate more than 60k cals~~
It was a crazy day funded by such a kind soul who enabled me so much~~ It was such a rush and I was so hornyy
Started my day off with breakfast
Mcdonalds, 5 sausage bisucts, 5 hashrbrowns, 2 frappes, 4 breakfast burritos, and 3 big breakfasts~
Had a few snacks inbetween, ben n jerries ice cream, cookies and some cake
Lunch rolls around
1 large pizza, 2 orders of boneless wings, pasta alfredo, bread sticks, another large pizza extra thick crust and stuffed~
At this point im so stuffed beyond belief, as well as I was drinking abt 12 sodas as well during this time?
Now dinner time!!!
I was still stuffed, but wanted more~~! Guess I'm a piggy who loves being spoiled and fedd...~~
Dinner was a few different doordashes....
Popeyes, my weakness.. 5 piece tender meal, mash potatos, cajun fries, surf n turf.
Panda expresss, Their large platter/meal I think it was orange chicken lo mein, rice and I can't remember fully~~!!
Local mexican~ Ohh my god... Thinking about this place makes me so wet... Their food is soo gooodd~~~ I ordered their 4 tamales dinner tray that comes with rice and beans, fries and salsa, 4 street tacos, a large milkshake, andddddddd a huge order of fajitas, it was supposed to be for a family of 4-6 whoops...~~~
I wanna do a little contest~~
First person who guesses how long it took me to finish dinner will get to see my pussy~~~
A. 30mins
B. 1hour
C. 2 hours
D. 3 hours
You can dm, comment, or inbox mee<33
#stuffed fatty#expansion#stuffed girl#hungry#eating#stuffed feedee#feedee belly#sexy obese#feedee girl#feeding kink#feed me#feedee encouragement#feedisn#feeder wanted#obese feedee#morbidly yours#ssbbwgoddess#ssbbw belly#ssbbwcutie
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fast food fry tier list
S tier- shake shack, McDonald’s (when fresh)
A tier- Wendy’s, Culver’s, chick fil a
B tier- Burger King, Arby’s
C tier- five guys
F tier- White Castle
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