#CALM THE F DOWN

[rayofmisfortune]

THEY'RE ABUSING THE BOI AGAIN Somebody please give this poor child a break :') and a hug

SO I MAY HAVE MISREAD THAT SO HORRIBLY UHM-

NOT QUITE A HUG BUT HAVE A BLANKIE HUDDLED RUIN!

[howdon-aldi-death-queue]

You’re not a better fan just because you started liking him before 17 goin’ under

Hey bub no one is bragging about it. Stop sending the same anonymous ask to everyone who points out when they got to know Sam. Have a good rest of the day/night 😊

[bibibitchery]

i LOVE having friends that feed into my delusions

[emmashouldbewriting]

Omg I played Hokko Life in bed for literally an hour and came back to absolute fucking carnage

This fandom needs a collective Xanax

[boylikeanangel]

the last of us really swooped in and gave us one of the most beautiful, heartfelt, and life-altering gay love stories ever told in the space of an hour like it was nothing. i'm literally furious. nothing could have prepared me for this

[inkclover]

They are battling for child custody I think - 🙄

[colormush]

[samijey]

#jey uso calm down around sami challenge #(failed)

[moved-to-satoruswaifu]

i just got woken up in the middle of the night by a thunderstorm, so — if you’re just as scared of them as i am, imagine, if you will, your f/o waking up along with you !

they notice the change in your body language almost immediately — maybe you’re all tense and subtly looking around the dark room as if to locate the sounds, maybe you’re flinching each time a thunder rumbles and echoes outside or your breathing gets just a little heavier — no matter what, your f/o is quick to recognise your growing anxiety and tightly wraps their arms around you, as if to protect you.

They bury their face in your hair, pressing a gentle kiss to your scalp, before whispering “It’s okay, I’ve got you. I’ll protect you. This storm’s got nothing on me.”

Giggling, you melt into their arms, or try to — but the wind’s howling is still unnerving, and all the different noises only seem to be getting louder. Your f/o reaches down to take your hand in theirs, rubbing their thumb over the back of it. “Hey, count with me, okay? From one thunder to the next — you’ll notice it’s actually suuuper far away and could never reach us.”

You let your f/o’s words invade your mind, focusing on them whilst you count together. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… and with the next thunder, your f/o holds you a little tighter to their chest, making a little “oooh” sound as if they just made an amazing discovery. Their playfulness pulls you along and you can’t help but smile.

“There’s my favourite smile, you’re doing amazing. But, see, I told you! Now, let’s keep going. I’m telling you, that thunder is as scared of you as you are of it. It really just wants to pass by and have a look around.”

And again, you start counting. Gradually, the rain grows quieter, and the next thunder is already fifteen seconds away. You keep counting, until the world is at peace again and your eyes begin to droop shut due to exhaustion getting the better of you. The last thing you see is your f/o, smiling brightly at you, and sending you off to sleep with the words:

“I’m so proud of you. You can go back to sleep now, yeah? I‘ll keep you safe, I promise.”

[kissingfictionalwomen]

Reblog game! Reblog with your f/o and I'll assign them a Mili song! (as many f/os as you'd like, and this is open forever)

[floydsmuse]

me after seeing all the new Lew pics:

[selfshipping-haven]

Listening to music you headcanon your f/o to like can be very comforting. Especially when you also just really like the artist.

[itbe-jess]

I translated this French magazine article for Rayman 3, and Rayman is addressed by both male and female pronouns. And apparently he dated Mario.

The bigender icon we all deserve!

[kook-core]

"date night" - the jungkook version.

[prismatica-the-strange]

Absolute Corruption | The Unplanned "I Do"

Warnings: 18+, tooth rotting fluff, extremely brief allusions to sex.

How do I breathe without you, if you ever go? How do I ever, ever survive?

A late-night conversation while on a trip leads to a sudden life choice that neither Hector nor Adeline will ever regret

I may have cried while writing this... a few times.

Word Count: 1.3k

Hector & Adeline's Wedding Playlist | Picrew Link | Dividers by @saradika-graphics

Adeline wakes up to the soothing feel of Hector's hand running along her spine, his fingers splayed across the skin of her back beneath her sleep shirt.

She tilts her head up, resting it against his shoulder, humming happily, "Good morning."

He kisses her forehead, making her smile, "Good morning, beautiful."

"C'mere," She cups his cheek and pulls him down to meet her lips.

He grins into the kiss, sliding her off him just enough to lean over her, hand gripping her waist.

"Amor," He breathes as he pulls away, "I have to ask you something."

"Mmm, what?"

"You said something last night," He says. He strokes her cheek, chest warming at the way her big blue eyes look up at him, "Something about... if we got married."

"Yeah?"

"You asked me if we got married if I wanted you to take my name and... Adeline, have you been thinking about getting married?"

She looks like a deer in headlights for a moment, pink quickly blossoming in her cheeks, "I-... I have."

The way he smiles is swoon-worthy before he swoops down to kiss her again, "I love you."

"I love you," She beams back.

He tugs her hips against his and pulls away just enough to press his forehead to hers, melting at the way she chases his lips.

"We should then," He murmurs and she freezes.

"Really?"

"As soon as we get home."

"Why wait?"

He looks at her confused and she tries not to laugh, "You know, the captain of a ship can legally marry people, right?"

"That sounds like something you need to book a time in advance."

"If you want the whole ceremony, sure. But, I bet if we talk to concierge, we could figure something out."

His nose squishes into her cheek when he kisses her hard, both of them laughing as they pull away.

"Are we doing this?"

"I think we are... Now go put some clothes on so I can take them off you later," She smirks, nipping at his bottom lip.

She lets out a shrill giggle when he dives down to messily kiss her neck, his voice muffled against her skin, "Fuck, I love you."

They spend the next ten or so minutes wrapped around each other as he pulls at the loose collar of her sleep shirt, kissing and biting wherever he can reach.

It isn't until a low moan spills from her mouth does she remember there isn't a wall separating their bed from where her sister is sleeping, "Where's Ro?"

"She went to breakfast an hour ago and texted that she was going to go lounge by the pool," He hums against her throat.

"Hey," She lightly tugs in his hair, softly guiding him up to her lips and he lets her, pressing kisses the whole way, "Let's go get married."

The woman at concierge is stunned when they call, to say the least. But she assures them she'll do what she can to pull the captain aside for them.

"Problem," Ada pokes her head into the bathroom where he's trimming his beard.

He looks over at her, eyes going soft when he sees her little pout, "What's wrong, my love?"

She leans against the doorway, fingers tapping against the tile, "I didn't bring anything white."

He tries to hide his smile as he wipes his face, "Is white really appropriate?"

Her eyes go wide and she slaps his shoulder, "It's Traditional."

"Since when has anything about our relationship been traditional?" He teases.

She nods with a slight shrug, sidling up to him. Her hand is warm on his chest when he pulls her close, "I have the dress I was gonna wear to dinner tonight. Do you think that'll work?"

"Amor, you could wear your pajamas and I would still think you're the most beautiful person on this ship," He purrs down at her.

"You're just saying that so I'll do that thing you like later," She scoffs. Her finger drags down his pec, blushing at his words.

He gently lifts her chin to meet his soft smile, "When have I ever made light of your own beauty for my own gain?"

"There's a first time for everything," She breathes against his lips, heart stuttering when her kisses her softly.

"Not this time, my love."

"Rowan!" Ada gasps, pulling Hector to a stop in the hall, "She needs to be there. Where did she say she was?"

"At the pool, but-" She cuts him off by tugging him in the direction of the pool deck.

"She could be soaking wet for all I care. I just want my sister there."

And she is. Still in her bathing suit, wrapped in a big towel and barefoot, Rowan stands in next to her sister, dripping on the carpet.

Ada and Hector had rushed her out of the pool so suddenly, she didn't even get to ask what was going on. But now she's excitedly bouncing on her toes because two of her favorite people are about to get married.

The blue of her dress compliments the color of his dress pants and pairs well with his dark green button-down.

They stand in front of the captain and Hector takes Ada's hands in his.

He slips her mother's wedding band from her right ring finger to her left and lifts her hand up to press the sweetest kiss to the metal.

"Hector, do you take Adeline to be your wife?"

"I do." He beams down at her.

"Adeline, do you take Hector to-"

"I do!" She answers quickly, squeezing his hands. Her cheeks warm, almost embarrassed at her own eagerness if it weren't for the hearts in his eyes.

"Well then," The Captain chuckles, "I pronounce you husband and wife."

As soon as the words leave their lips, one of Hector's arms wraps around her waist and the other holds the back of her neck as he pulls her into a deep kiss. Her feet leave the ground and she kisses back just as hard, burying her hands in his hair.

Rowan's little cheer pulls them back to the world and she suddenly throws herself at them, hugging their waists.

"You're my brother now!" She says excitedly.

He and Ada share a look before they start to laugh.

"I suppose, legally, yes, I am, Sappling," He grins, pulling both of his girls closer, "Does this make me a Rooney?"

"I think... " Ada's fingers lightly holding his chin brings his attention back solely to her, "This actually makes me an Escaton."

There's no way to describe the feeling that fills his chest, complete adoration isn't enough. He suddenly cups her cheeks and kisses her again, even deeper than the last time.

"So then, Mrs. Escaton," He grins as he pulls back, giving her lips another quick peck, "My everything... What should we do now?"

It's after dinner, Rowan has gone back to the room and the newlyweds are enjoying a drink together in one of the lounges when they hear a familiar tune being played by the band.

Hector sees the soft and almost longing look on her face and he stands, offering her his hand.

She doesn't bother trying to hide her blush as she takes it, "Since when can you read minds?"

He chuckles and pulls her to his chest, his left hand finding her waist, "I've always been able to read your mind, Adeline. You're an open book to me."

There's a few other couples on the dance floor, but to them, as she threads her fingers into his hair and lays her head on his shoulder, they're the only ones in the world.

He leans his cheek against her head, kissing her temple.

"And besides," He pulls away just enough to give her a small spin under his arm before tugging her close again, "I think it's about time we had our first dance."

She squeezes his hand tighter and hides her face against his neck. Then he hears her sniffle so he holds her closer and kisses her hair as they sway to the music.

"I love you," She says quietly, "I don't know how I ever got so lucky."

"I assure you, I'm the lucky one here."

[colormush]