#Carl Warner

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Вкусные пейзажи Карла Уорнера

Работы этого автора взбудоражили весь мир и заставили по-новому посмотреть на самые обыкновенные продукты питания. Деревья из грибов, горы из бекона, домики из чеснока и море из капустных листьев… Это не научная фантастика, а современный жанр фотоискусства под названием «Фудскейп». Его создателем является известный английский рекламный фотограф Карл Уорнер. Основная цель его труда – привить детям любовь к здоровому и правильному питанию. Его картины отличаются непосредственностью, сказочностью и необыкновенной реалистичностью. Они вызывают сиюминутный восторг и добрые улыбки на лицах своих созерцателей.

[2t2r]

Les fantastiques paysages de corps nus par Carl Warner

Nouvel article publié sur https://www.2tout2rien.fr/paysages-de-corps-nus/

Les fantastiques paysages de corps nus par Carl Warner

[warnersister]

Ten Minutes For Breakfast

Carl Gallagher x Reader Smut

Police Office! Carl Gallagher x Reader

Carl Gallagher x Reader

Warnings: smut, pure filth, suggested handcuffing, food, etc.

Requested by: @madelynmulford

Carl walked into your shared kitchen, nose following the smell that arose with the cooking of a Wednesday’s breakfast. He couldn’t help but smirk at the image in front of him, leaning against the door frame as if examining your image.

You were cooking his favourite, the typical bacon and eggs, but that wasn’t even the thing that was enticing him. It was the way that his Metallica T-shirt barely skimmed the bottom of your ass. It was the way that he kept almost capturing a glimpse of the lacy underwear adorning your body. It was the way that your hair was messily tied so high that he could see the purple blotches on your neck, reminiscing the night before. It was just a sight for sore eyes.

He looked at the clock above the stove, noting the twenty minutes he had until he was forced to leave for another shift in the dangers of downtown Chicago.

You had failed to notice his presence until two arms wrapped around your waist, lips planting over the previous decoration on your skin, and hips pushed into your own. You turned your head to kiss him with a smile, a gentle hum of “morning baby” emitting from his lips.

“You’re breakfast is almost ready.” You informed him, watching the bacon crackle continuously in the grill. He groaned, lips trailing up your neck and to your collar bone. “I think I’d prefer breakfast in bed.” You knew what he meant, but continued to cook - ignoring his blatantly horny suggestion.

“(Y/n),” He groaned at your ignorance, grinding his hips further into your own. “Carl,” You replied in a sarcastically sadistic tone, similar to his own. “You have to get going in ten minutes.” You told him, almost being able to see his eye role.

You were suddenly spun with a small yelp, being lifted up and placed on the counter-top a distance from the heated food. “What? You don’t think I can make you cum in ten minutes?” His lips ghosted your neck, hands trailing down your frame. A sudden Burt of confidence radiates through you, the words leaving your mouth before you can stop them. “No, I don’t.” The lust-filled irises of a chocolate brown darkened dramatically, a dangerous stop brewing behind the seclusion of his eyes.

“Dangerous game your playing, baby.” He told you, eyes connecting with yours. “Guess we gotta finish it then.” Carl’s lips crashed hungrily into your own, not allowing breaks for oxygen, too desperate by the lack of time. He turned and picked you up with him, your legs automatically circling around his waist until your back was rested against the kitchen table.

Your breath quickened, little kisses being left down your body as he neared your underwear. He lifted the shirt up, examining the barriers keeping him from a good breakfast. The black fabric created an enticing pattern leading down to his well-deserved meal. Almost ripping them, your underwear found the floor, and your thighs found his shoulders.

“You’re fucking dripping.” His voice laced with a teasing venom, a smirk returning to his mouth when he heard your desperate wines. “What’s that? You don’t wanna cum?” He asked, your complaints heightening with noice. You reached your fingers down to his hear, desperately tugging for some sort of relief from his part. He harshly pushed your hands away, a warning glare sent to you from his place on his knees on the floor. “Watch your hands, I will handcuff you to this fucking table, Princess.” He said, a submissive agreement leaving your lips.

“Carl please,” His pushed his thumb roughly against your clit, enjoying the noises leaving your mouth at the sudden contact, small circles being drawn between your legs. “What was that, baby?” “For fucks sake! Please! Please Carl, I need you.” That was enough for him, licking a long, lengthened lick up your pleading cunt. “So much better than eggs and bacon.” He joked, but you couldn’t laugh a long with him, attempting to find some closure for your clouded mind.

His tongue suddenly, delved into your velvet walls, satisfied hums leaving his lips - sending shockwaves of vibrations through your core and straight to your head. “God, Carl.” Your moans were like angel’s whispered, enchanting music playing directly into his ears. He carried on licking and sucking, kissing the most sensitive of areas to heighten the arousal pumping through your veins.

Your legs tensed and he knew your orgasm was near, adding two fingers into your sex for good measure, time control completely discarded. “Come on darling, that’s it, cum for me.” His dominating tone slowly exiting as a soft encouragement edged you to an inevitable defeat to his claim.

The cries ripples through you, stimulation bursting at the seams as the knot in your lower stomach snapped and was lapped up by the delicious licks of his unforgiving tongue. He wiped his lips as he stood, tastebuds already complaining at the loss of the most delicious, the most dangerous, the most luxurious of meals.

The scene in front of him was a sight for sore eyes, the clock in the corner calling his name as if in a trance. Yet he couldn’t look away, only watching you fighting for hushed breaths, eyes closed, and legs trembling as they limply rested against the table.

Your eyes slowly opened, watching Carl look you over carefully, as if studying the most precious of artefacts. His hands gently took yours, pulling you up into the sensuality of a loving embrace. “You okay?” You hummed in agreement, allowing him to lift your chin to peck your lips gently.

“Only took me eight minutes.” You giggled, not caring, and simply letting him gain victory. He picked your underwear up off of the floor, and stuffed them in his back pocket, chuckling at the deathly glare you gave him. You stayed on the table and simply watched him shimmy on the police-coat with was previously rested on the chair.

He walked back over, hands on your hips, and kissed you ever so carefully. “I love you.” He spoke, voice barely above a whisper as his forehead momentarily leant against yours. “I love you too.” He smiled down softly at you, taking a step back to secure his belt and hat.

“Thank you for breakfast baby,” He grinned, looking up at the clock, and you just ‘mhmed’ in a teasingly annoyed tone. “See you at five.” And with that, the door clicked behind him - and you just sat and listened to him drive away. Your consciousness slowly seeped back, and only now did you realise the smoke alarm loudly bleating an iterating warning in your ear - all the food was burnt. You groaned and ran your hands over your face, offering a minute to rub your tired eyes, before hopping onto two unstable legs turning the oven off completely.

“For fucks sake, Carl.”

[provolatile]

I just think Rob Paulsen is great

[animatejournal]

Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters Directors: Greg Ford & Terry Lennon Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1988

[max-strahan17]

I love custom cursors.

[wallowaffles]

a Rob Paulsen clip showed up on my feed and i am once again reminded that this man voices Yakko, Pinky, Carl Wheezer, and TWO NINJA TURTLES.

insane. this man is insane.

[silvazeanimaniacsfangirl642]

Happy 68th Birthday Rob Paulsen

[supernightboy08]

Happy Birthday Rob Paulsen! 🎂🥳

My Favorite Voice Actor!

[enigmasalad]

I have officially peaked, this weekend was the best, and now I don’t know how it could get any better lol.

I met Rob Paulsen at a con this past weekend and it was the most amazing experience ever. This was also my first con ever so like, this was the best! I’ve admired him since I was nine and my mom told me what Animaniacs was and I just watched animaniacs episodes on YouTube for days on end. He was the first voice actor I really ever payed attention to and I loved seeing how he worked characters from a young age.

It’s because of him that I broadened my horizons and appreciate voice acting as a professional art, and I had so much comfort from those characters.

So yeah. I met him. He was around an hour late poor guy. He then shook everyone in line’s hand one by one and some people got two handshakes. When he came up to me he just said “HELLOO NURSE!” And I kinda fangirled a little. Mind you Yakko is my favorite character he’s ever done and I had no indication that I liked Yakko like no pins, no clothes, no merch, nothin. Just a girl with normal clothes and a mushroom hat her mom made. And he said the line as he shook my hand.

I got to get a photo and an autograph from him and it was amazing. I got to thank him and he was so humble and so nice and so amazing and I just am glad this man exists.

So yeah. I think I understand how the “I met weird Al” guy feels now.

[screamscenepodcast]

What's up Doc? It's time for February's horror adjacent bonus episode! This month we take a look at HAIR-RAISING HARE (1946) from Chuck Jones and starring Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny!

We trace the origins of Warner Bros' Merrie Melodies back to Disney's Silly Symphonies and highlight a few of the people who made these cartoons possible.

Context setting 00:00; Synopsis 52:50; Discussion 56:47

[c-o-z-m-o]

ok, so yknow this post about the gartic phone thingy? well, here’s what happened: 

if you drew anything and want me to take it down, i will!! 

[2t2r]

Foodscapes - des paysages de nourriture par Carl Warner

Nouvel article publié sur https://www.2tout2rien.fr/foodscapes-des-paysages-de-nourriture-par-carl-warner/

Foodscapes - des paysages de nourriture par Carl Warner

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The Man with Two Brains

The Man with Two Brains    [trailer]

A brain surgeon marries a femme fatale, causing his life to turn upside down. Things go more awry when he falls in love with a talking brain.

So much absurd silliness! I had forgotten how funny this movie is.

Doctor Hfuhruhurr, the little girl repeating the instructions, Martin using spit to make his bare hands stick to the house wall, the brain operations, ...

[atomicmonkey1122]

Every so often i look at Rob Paulsen's BTVA page and I'm like WOAH he played that guy? He also played THAT guy?? but every time its a different guy

[goodjohnjr]

A Tale Of Two Kitties

A Tale Of Two Kitties

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