Stories in which the main character does NOT want to be there are unparalleled
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Vox checking into the hotel just to fuck with Alastor would be so funny I think about it all day
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DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THIS REFERENCE???
The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
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Something I can’t believe is that Lucifer really went and got dressed up before the big fight in episode 8
Like, this is his usual fit
So tell me
Where did the shoulder pads come from??? Like everything else is the same, why did he go get shoulder pads lmao
Bro took so long showing up the the fight because he has to look presentable before kicking ass and honestly, I respect it
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I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:
With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly
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The Dad Bit had me cracking up. Like.
On your right, you’ll see Alastor who absolutely doesn’t give an actual genuine shit about Charlie but like… he WAS present like he claims and does things for her and, well, clearly Charlie buys the act.
And on your left? Fully loving, Gives All The Shits, Would Let All Of Hell Be Exterminated Lucifer who……… has been MIA in Charlie’s life for her entire life and also doesn’t listen when she talks to him.
Yikes
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ok but Matt Murdock is so funny bec he’s like ‘i would never judge anyone ever’ and then proceeds to be the most judgemental bitch ever
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