#Christopher Diaz is the nations treasure

[feral-peacock]

Can we take a moment for poor buck who went into that room ready for a wholesome conversation about respecting woman and then Chris hit him with my mom abandoned me.

[imakatperson22]

Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.

Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.

Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…

[iamharryhale]

Eddie: Really, Christopher? Really?

Chris: Dad—

Eddie: No, I have to ground you, I can’t believe it…

Eddie: I’m grounding you. You are grounded.

Chris: But—

Eddie: Nope, you are grounded. No tv.

Chris: My tv is broken.

Eddie: Well, no computer.

Chris: I need the computer for homework.

Eddie, looking around the living room: Fine, then…

Eddie, looking at Buck who’s standing behind Chris: Then no Buck.

Buck: Excuse you?! No Buck?!

Eddie: NO BUCK!

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt124/?

[vessel-full-of-stories]

Thinking about comfort hugs.

Comforting Bobby.

Comforting Maddie.

Comfort Eddie.

Comforting Chim.

Comforting Hen.

And then there's Buck.

Here's a hug, but he's comforting Maddie.

No one even touched him until he collapsed, and then they're just holding him up. He can barely grip Hen's arm.

Bobby drags him back and lets go just as Buck breaks down.

And then there's this MVP.

[sarcastic-nerd]

I want Christopher to stumble into some firefighters from a different station (i don't know how yet) and they ask him what's wrong and he's like I wanna go see my dad, he works at the 118 and they immediately assume it's Bucks kid since they kinda look alike and they drop Chris off with a 'Buckley, we got your kid'

And because Christopher is a little shit like his dad, he absolutely does not correct the firefighters

[incorrect911argoship]

Chris: Can you pick me up?

Eddie: What? Your second period just ended.

Chris: I got suspended.

Eddie: What happened?

Chris: The teacher pointed her scale at me and said "at the end of this scale is an idiot" and then I said "which end?"

Eddie, laughing: Ok, this time I'm not mad.

[buddieisgoingcanon2024]

The Buckley-Diaz family, ladies and gentlemen.

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Chris, back from summer camp: Don't tell me you can cook now, Dad.

Eddie: Hey, I made a cake once!

Buck: It was very good.

Eddie: Really?

Buck: Don't make me lie twice, Eds.

[feral-peacock]

Christopher: watches his dad make a new friend. 👍Hangs out with new friend decides he's kinda cool.😎 Gets left with dad's gf all the time while Dad is off with new friend.😐 Hangs out with Buck while Dad is with new friend. 🙂Watches Buck spiral about dad's new friend. 🙃Dad comes home injured after hanging out with Buck and new friend.😦 Buck is involved in the injury somehow? 😕And is now not visiting. 😠Dad asks gf to move in. 🫨

Christopher: I cannot deal with this I'm fleeing the state.

[imakatperson22]

Buddie fics this and tevan fics that.

Where are all the fics about what Chris is doing “out of town”? I need people to start writing about Chris being on his own little side quest or something. Where is he? What’s he doing? Why’d he go there? Make it happen people!

[iamharryhale]

Eddie, walking into the kitchen: Morning, mi amor.

Buck: Hello, Eds.

Eddie: I gotta say, after last night, I’m a little weak in the knees.

16 years-old Chris: *walks out from behind the refrigerator door and slams it shut*

Eddie:

Buck:

Chris: Here’s an idea, you walk into a room… take a quick scan.

[pokemon1oadvanced]

I want Buddies first date to be them going go karting. Does it still count as a date if they bring Christopher? Buck was just so excited to take Eddie like let them go😭

[91-1lover]

Some two dad's of Christopher classmates coming to the station, holding bat in hand: WHERE THE FUCK IS DIAZ

Eddie:Can I help you?

Dad #1: Yes. My son told me today something funny. He says that Chris dad is dating Chris best friend

Eddie-...

Eddie-...Ohhhhh

Eddie-This is not like this. Buck is in his early 30. He's not a kid

Dad#1 & Dad #2: ...

Eddie: Buck is his best friend but he's also my coworker

Dad #2: That awkward. Sorry men *Slowly walking out of station*

[butraura]

Athena saying “at some point you’re gonna have to go from ‘best buddy Bobby’ to ‘step dad Bobby’” regarding how he’s so lenient with Harry and May and then that scene where Eddie is standing over Buck and Chris expectantly while Chris tries to directly go against something his dad said by proposing they go to “step dad Buck’s” house and Buck having to make a very conscious choice to parent Christopher

[obliviousidiots]

Buck: Chris, why did you just hand me a giant box of tissues?

Eddie: and me a pocket-sized one?

Chris: because you don't cry as much as Buck

*Buck and Eddie share a look*

Buck: fair enough. But why tissues?

Chris to Bobby: here, you can have some, too

Buck: Chris?

Chris: because I know you. Papa.

*Buck bursts into tears while pulling Chris into a hug*