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josephsmutt · 10 months

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i'll put Joseph Smith to shame

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8urningdesire · 3 months

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lynxwolfart · 3 months

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Church

Commission

Year 2023

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just-another-obsessed-fangirl · 3 months

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theories as to where Grace got the cigarette she was smoking after fucking Max's ghost:

she has actually secretly been an active smoker for a long time and always carries a pack with her

she bought a pack of cigarettes when she was on the run from the cops because she was stressed, and figuring that she had already disappointed the Lord by touching herself and lying to the police and dismembering a body, decided that she might as well relieve that stress by taking up smoking

Max died with a pack of cigs and a lighter on him and they stayed with him when he turned ghost and Grace pocketed them from his clothes after they had sex

she just found them in the school or on the ground somewhere after the Lords in Black meeting, and perhaps her mind made the association between sex and cigarettes and that's how she came up with the idea of giving up her chastity to end Max's reign of terror

Grace had immediately thought of giving up her virginity as the sacrifice after the Lords in Black meeting, and the entire time Steph and Pete are running away and tearfully coming to terms with Steph having to kill Pete to stop Max, Grace is running around the school or off to a drug store for cigarettes because she felt having a smoke after was that necessary

#grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #seriously where did she get that cigarette ive been wondering abt it a lot #her being a secret smoker doesnt seem very in character to me #but weirdly i feel like it makes the most logical sense?#itd easily explain why she has cigarettes on her and she seemed pretty comfortable with smoking #she wasnt like coughing or anything. like she couldve done it before at least once.#2nd most plausible to me was maybe that it was actually max's?? but idk doesn't seem that much more plausible than some of the other ones #her looking for cigs could explain where she was when the steph/pete stuff was happening but not necessarily explain the other way around #though maybe she did think it was necessary. grace almost definitely didn't have accurate sex ed and was sheltered #maybe thru like the media that she could watch she just believed smoking after was the expected thing #or some church sex ed lesson she had that combined abstinence only and no smoking messages #idk. it's 4 am. i dont know what im doing.#my posts

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cecegirllovesyou · 6 months

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🤍🪞🩰🦢🕯️.

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roughridingrednecks · 4 months

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Church in Texas

#church #TX #redneck #tats #smoker #cowboy #goatee #cigarette

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lecliss · 3 months

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Had a conversation last night with someone about the two times I've ever dated and I realized that when it comes to the first guy in middle school who came out as gay after like two weeks, he was probably using me as a beard cuz at one point he called me with his mom and had me tell her we were dating but cuz of anxiety it took several minutes for me to actually say it but that was likely him trying to convince her like "Hey I've got a girlfriend, see I can't be gay!" and like, homophobia from his mom aside, that's really fucking funny that I was a beard without knowing it and like six years later I ended up being a gay guy myself.

#he ended up having to move schools cuz i guess his mom thought that would fix the whole gay thing but it obviously didnt and that like.#sucks that his moms a scumbag and idk what #kinda conversation they had going on between him breaking up with me and him moving schools but like. man i feel bad for him #i met him again years later and he smoked a cigarette in the creek then left the butt in the water DESPITE THAT VERY MUCH NOT BEING A COOL #THING TO DO. so like. turns out hes not a great guy actually. i at least hope his moms not in his life if she still sucks.#personal #btw no im not hurt at all if he really was JUST using me as a beard. which is highly likely. nobody feel bad for me please lmao #and looking back on it. my only date with him was at his church so that lines up too. idk what he was probably catholic or christian

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captaincrungus · 6 months

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