#CondomHead

[tfahtsnre]

[scopophilic1997]

scopOphilic_micromessaging_584 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally.

[miyagi-hokarate]

RARE Sighting of Johnny Lawrence wearing skeleton hoodie CAUGHT

[cosmosees]

itook a gummy with a highwr dosage than i have been in a few weeks and im lioe dying wheezing so much my chest hurts at thegpicture ofnthe evil dad from miraculos

[sightofsea]

condomhead be upon ye

[somedaytakethetime]

And back on another note, let's get to part 2 (of lord knows how many) of my quest to re-write myself into a new person. Still on inspiration images...

I went through all my crap stuff today! Sorted out all of my accessories, sorted my fix pile and donated all the clothes that I'll never wear so there's no point in taking them in to fit me. I'm pretty sure that I'm still going to get rid of more clothes in the upcoming months as I go through the things I have and what I'll realistically wear but I feel much better having cleaned up even more things now!

But that's not the point, the point is that today I'm going to sort through the rest of the knit items. So... let's get the move on 😩

Starting with colourwork sweaters! I didn't save a ton of those, because realistically... I love knitting colourwork. Small colourwork projects that is, sweaters? Meh.. not a huge fan. BUT.. I like the look of them and I would like a few little things that say 'themed holiday' 🥺

Let's start with things that can look normal:

(links: image 1, image 2, image 3, image 4, image 5, image 6, image 7)

All of these can look perfectly fine for daily wear if they're knit in very subdued shades, I think. Granted that umber 7 is definitely very much 'gingerbread biscuit' but if winter isn't the time to dress like a cookie then when is the right time?? 😤

Now... let's look at something else...

(links: image 8, image 9, image 10)

I'm honestly convinced it's the blonde lady's fault that I have so many things saved.. I'm not sure if I actually want the sweaters or if I want to smooch her 😶 BUT ANYWAY LET'S FOCUS! Do I want a Valentine's sweater? Yes. Do I need one? Probably not. And tulips? SHEEP?? DO I NEED A SHEEP SWEATER?? MY BRAIN WOULD SCREAM IMMEDIATELY 'YES' BUT THE ANSWER IS PROBABLY NO! These are adorable in my eyes, but would I actually wear them? Only the hearts one and probably not in red..

Now let's look at something totally different. Skirts and dresses! Never made them in knit, but they sure look cute

(links: image 11, image 12, image 13, image 14, image 15, image 16, image 17)

So here's the dilemma: I think these are really cute (I'd make things in neutrals again, nothing bright or super colourful. Except skirt 14, it reminds me of folk skirts from several places in Europe and I love it so much) but a) would I wear them? Also.. would I like the way I look in a knit dress or mini skirt? Spoiler alert and sort of trigger warning I guess: I don't really love the way I look all that much, if anything, I sort of hate how I look and I feel stumpy, ugly and pudgy.. my legs, being as short and stubby as they are, are likely my least favourite thing along with the massive size of my hips and derriere (Hi, I'm pear shaped! I have a set of child-bearing hips that's... atrocious to me..). So, I do love the look of these but.. I'm not the level of slender and tall most of these women seem to be, so I would look rather different in these clothes... it's on the table, but also very much up for pondering. Unless I can stop hating myself? Probably not going to happen..

Now let's move on to happier pastures. Scarves!

(links: image 18, image 19, image 20, image 21, image 22)

I'm a huge fan of a silly little scarf. And a neck warmer. And just a big ole scarf in an interesting patter. I have a choking kink, I guess, I like something choking me out during the winter.. plus, neck warmers? Perfect for the scoop neck and lower necklines that I have! These are just a sample of what I have saved up, I have a small big obsession with neckwear and I don't know why.. probably the choking kink

And finally last category for the knits? Mittens, beanies and socks!

(links: image 23, image 24)

I'd change that condomhead look of number 24, not a huge fan of that vibe, but all in all I don't need a ton of these. I also have a balaclava and a few kerchiefs saved but I'm not sure if I'll make those. Maybe just one balaclava? For the construction of it. Also because I do get that cold even if my country isn't super cold at all..

(links: image 25, image 26)

Simple and all I need: one or two pairs of convertible mittens/gloves and some fingerless mittens. Don't need more than this. I have many fancy designs ones, but those, if I were to make them, it would be because I REALLY love the design and I'm in a world of LOTS of patience..

(links: image 27, image 28, image 29, image 30)

Now socks? Socks I'll need to make some decent amount of them. I wear socks year-round, so I would need a few pairs of them to go through. I've rounded up a few different heel constructions, toes I think they're all the same for the exception of number 28 where you can pick a choose (I can't remember the rest honestly, I don't remember the descriptions). I want to learn a few different methods for sock making, I'm really interested in a toe up sock. I've made socks before but they were cuff down, I don't have beef with sock making, I just enjoy learning new techniques.

I think with that I've rounded all the knitwear. Well, for the most part. There's still things that I didn't mention like my interest in making knit bras just because. I think they would probably be really comfortable for me, I'm an A cup so I don't need any support at all and I have a fierce hatred of The Brassiere™.. I still need to plan out really well what I want to make and which colours I want to use. I want to create sort of a minimal wardrobe type of thing, I'm just old and tired of owning a lot of stuff and feeling suffocated in piles and hoards..

Up next, I'll actually round up outfit inspiration images. Just for a visual of which style I actually gravitate towards, plus what would actually look good on my stumpy, lumpy, wee self. If I learn how to hate myself and how I look less, that would be major help too for all of this 😂 I need to make a proper narrowed list of basic things I truly need, everything else will be add-ons just because.. but that requires severe planning first so... yeah.. 😩

[knightstemplars]

Me, before: There’s literally no worse suit than Tim’s RR condomhead costume. It can’t get worse in the fashion disaster department.

DC:  [makes the ugliest mf brown ass no cape costume Tim’s new one]

Me, now:

[haunt-the-stars]

final thoughts on tim’s new costume: it’s kinda boring but i wouldn’t say it’s awful. i feel pretty confident they’ll give him a symbol with his new name and that will help. i never loved any of his red robin costumes and i really didn’t like the red robin name so i’m casually optimistic/excited to hear the name.

i don’t love it but i like it and i don’t think it’s going to destroy his character or anything catastrophic like that.

[severehd]

Who The Hell Comes Up With This?!?! #namethischallenge . New Videos Everyday at SevereHD.com (link in bio) . #severehd #severe #shd #challenge #condomchallenge #safesex #condom #condomhead #watercondomdrop

[tfahtsnre]

[venusdeservedbetter]

Tim Drake Suit Idea

Okay, since I’m still not over Drake (and have mixed feelings about the Rebirth Red Robin suit) I’m going to try to make a new costume for Timmy here. For fun, I’m going to take elements from his less... desirable suits. Let’s do this... thing.

First, Duckman:

The only redeeming part of this suit is the overall design, sans the colors. So, let’s swap the brown for a more appealing red, and the yellow for a nice white/silver color. Also, trim up the shoulder bits a little, they seem to pointy.

Next, Ol Condomhead

Really, the only things worth taking here are the straps and belt, changing the gold to the same white/silver from before. (I honestly hate this outfit, and want it gone.)

Finally, the Ol’ Razzle-Dazzle

Here, there is plenty we can take with us. First, the wings. I love his wings, as the are something unique to him. I would use this design for them, just adding a white inner stripe to them. Next is the mask, as it is a new departure from the traditional Batfamily mask build. Finally, we can take some of the armor an add it to the base so we have already. This is done so Tim can have some protection from all the gun toting Gothamites.

I feel with a little work, this could be an interesting take on Tim’s suit. For a name, you could use Red Robin, but I feel a new name is needed. I was thinking Redwing, but I’m sure you guys could think of something better.

I accept constructive criticism, but no bashing. (I also can’t draw, so if someone would be willing to take a crack at this idea I won’t mind.)

[superrbee]

🎃 Halloween 2017 🎃 #twoface #ibelieveinharveydent #iwokeuplikethis #killerclown #laracroft #wonderwoman #deadpool #onepunchman #condomhead #heroesvsvillains #halloween2017

[comickedbook]

condomhead is dead! long live bearded cyclops

[eatclean-bewhole]

How I feel evvvery time I stuff my hair into my swimmers cap. But it was SO good to be back in the pool!!💦 I was pretty much hugging the water the whole time.🏊🏼‍♀️ #connieconehead #glamshot #condomhead #thatsinappropriate

[nerdsbossmonkey]

It's late night here. I need to shitpost I want to call @aliboob Condomhead now.

[knightstemplars]

SO glad that the new Young Justice issue united us as a people.

Finally we are brave enough to confess how much we loved the condomhead costume.

Fuck yeah condomhead costume, i love u.