#Controller Services

[escalonservices]

When it comes to developing your financial strategy and safeguarding your small business’s financial future, you may find yourself facing this common dilemma: You need expert financial guidance and support, but you don’t yet have the budget or resources to hire a full-time, in-house, fully qualified financial team. 

If that problem sounds familiar, you’re not alone. As many as 80% of early-stage small businesses operate without a Chief Financial Officer (CFO) or controller in place. And unfortunately, what they don’t have can seriously cost them. That’s why an outsourced CFO or financial controller can be one of the most valuable — and cost-effective — financial strategy investments you can make in your small business.

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[fuck-u-maga]

I have nothing to add. Pure evil.

[itsbenedict]

dead-easy prophecy to make about the future:

self-driving cars are going to get good enough to become legal. at some point. i dunno when; there's been overpromising and hype cycles about it for like a decade now- but at some point it gets there.

they're going to kill someone every single day. every single day, a self-driving car will make a mistake and someone will die as a result. it will be in the news constantly- we're going to call them, like, "slaughter machines", and talk about how the self-driving car business is run by literal blood money.

and this is going to happen even if they're ten times safer than human drivers and actively saving lives.

in just the US, there's 100+ vehicle fatalities per day. if 10% of the cars on the road are self-driving and they're 10x safer than human drivers, there's going to be 1+ fatalities per day. every single one of them is going to make the news. some of them are going to be photogenic children. everyone is going to have a story to tell about a friend of a friend whose friend died in a self-driving crash. it'll be common knowledge! everyone knows that these things are incredibly unsafe, and that getting into one is highly irresponsible.

(we know this will happen because it's already happening! everyone knows that Teslas are shitty cars that spontaneously catch fire all the time, even though there's ~43k annual vehicular fires in the US, and 1% of the cars on the road are Teslas, so you should expect ~430 annual Tesla fires but there's actually like 50-something. 50-something is enough for something new that people already hate to be in the news every single week! they got that nasty musk all over them- and self-driving cars are definitely going to have that nasty musk all over them.)

i don't have any illusions that making a tumblr post about this is going to stop this from happening, but know that once it does start happening i will be shaking my head condescendingly about it every time i see it.

[just-some-user-hunny]

UUGGGGHGHHHH Nikto needing to be needed has me so soft

he would brush your teeth for you if you let him, buckle your seat belt (no matter who's driving, or would be the seat belt himself if necessary), open every jar, every can with that can opener you always struggle with (if you ever got an automatic can opener he would be SO upset, I can hear the huffy gruff would-be-pout already), he would do so many things for his llubov without even thinking about it but you're just out here,,, doing it yourself? :((( but he's right there :((( why can't he do it?? do you not love him??? let him make the bed with your million pillows exactly where they know you get most comfortable, squished between him and the wall so he can always, always guard their llubov

Bonus points if there's a little learning curve for the reader, who's usually quite independent with taking care of themselves.

Initially it appears as if he's dominant and nurturing, doing little acts of service to express himself to you. But then gradually it becomes more apparent he's seeking your approval and happiness. Every plate of food he places before you at the table, he looks at you quietly. Unblinking. Settling down on his knees to rearrange your cutlery so as to not loom over you. He's not going to his seat until he knows you're happy with him. His eyes glaze over with a sappy soft haze whenever you pet his face and praise him. Feline eyes following you, bristling for approval from his favourite person. It becomes more and more apparent that he's not a dominant person with you- quite the opposite, actually. His attempts at service are clumsy and unpractised, but genuine and eager all the same.

Or maybe a thick arm corded with muscle reaches over you to do up your seatbelt for you- and there's no batting it away. You may lightly squeeze at his bicep, your fingers barely unable to wrap around it as you light-heartedly assure him you're fine, but he'll just look at you apprehensively and frown. Do you not like it when he does this?

His expression pointed and stern, yet flickering with something vulnerable that only you can pinpoint by the crease in his eyes and furrowed brows. Assure him by pressing a kiss to his face and patting his bicep. Thank you honey. Remember your seatbelt too, my love.

No other words are needed for him. He'll nod obediently and get to work on his order, strapping himself in and relaxing back in the seat, assured and content.

Or how you don't even bother attempting to get your toothbrush yourself anymore, knowing he'll grab it before you can and hold it high above your head till you settle down and accept his help. He'll stand there otherwise, blank faced and stubborn as he holds it higher whenever you try to reach for it. No amount of scolding will go through that skull of his when it comes to things like this. Might as well indulge him in his little silent requests. But you insist on doing his skincare, and he grumbles but sees it as fair enough. He enjoys it, really. He's just stubborn.

[cologona]

Jason ought to be stubbornly analog where Tim is enthusiastically digital. Tim is impossible to hack because he is very much up to date and on top of cybersecurity. Jason is impossible to hack because you can’t hack a shovel.

[kissesandarsenic]

Day 9 - Service Top

Only letting a sub fuck me during the week that I’m ovulating to ensure his cum doesn’t go to waste. 

And of course, that means he’s not allowed to cum by any other method either. Sure, he can jerk off, maybe hump my thighs or a pillow, I might even be inclined to give him the occasional blow job. But those are solely to edge him so he can spend that one-week pumping load after load of cum into my pussy until I’m satisfied. 

He whines a lot during those three weeks. Tries to rally against me and bargain for one free day. He promises it won’t diminish his ability to fuck me like a good boy. He swears it. Of course, I tell him no. 

One time, he threatens to cum anyway. He backtracks quickly when I tell him that he’ll lose his privilege of fucking me raw this month along with any other touch by my hand. He makes it up to me by eating my pussy for hours straight. 

I tell him when he finally succeeds at getting me pregnant, then he can go back to cumming whenever he wants. Until then, isn't he so lucky to be able to fuck into Mommy without a condom for a whole week? Pumping me full, fucking me into the mattress over and over, until his cum drips down my thighs.

But what I don’t tell him is those little pills I take once a day aren’t health supplements. 

They’re birth control. 

Loretta and Salt's Kinktober Masterlist

[dead-inside-demiboy]

I honor of Pride Month, I kinda wanted to put together a list of queer characters + their sexualities in jrwi, for fun :) (plz plz plz dont take this seriously) (excluding Judgement cause i havent seen it yet)

Riptide

Canon:

Gillion - ace

Jay - bi (and possibly ace)

Lizzie - lesbian i believe? Def likes women

Ava Ferin - Lizzie's sapphic lover

Zamia and Star - wlw couple (wholesome)

The Dread Queen and Captain Widow - wlw couple (evil)

Finn Tidestrider - bi or pan (dark puckered hole)

Queen - nonbinary/genderqueer

Jazz Drake - trans ftm and gay (the wiki says this but i cant find specific evidence? Bro was definitely hitting on Chip HARD tho)

Ezme - they/them genderfluid

Implied:

Chip - not beating the allegaytions

Gillion - also not beating them

Gryffon - gay bottom??? (For context, he specifically wouldnt stop talking about men and wanting it in the ass, but this was ONLY in Gills nightmare so ????)

Anastasia - Bit Jay, so im assuming sapphic

Prime Defenders

Canon:

William - pathetic bisexual

Lightspeed - Sapphic (refers to a previous partner with she/her pronouns)

Le Frog - queer (That Bizly tweet)

Implied:

Vyncent - Bro wont stop being weird with William

Wonderlust

Canon:

W.D - sapphic with massive crush on Ripley

Implied:

Ripley - Im assuming Bizly is gonna let them get together?

Troy - "Sometimes i think about guys" "Is that me? No, its just fruit"

Apotheosis

Canon:

Peter - queer (married to Rumi/Elena)

Rumi - Neither man nor woman, likes men (Peter)

Exandroth - In love with Rumi

Rymir - also in love with Rumi

Implied:

Thanatos - aroace (bro just doesnt care for romance/sex. Also hasnt ever cum before??? Like he used to be human, i dont think he did it then either)

Other

Canon:

Shilo (The Suckening) - aroace

Magnus and Jerome (The Suckening) - mlm married couple

Kian (Blood in the Bayou) - bisexual

Lucia (Total Monster Kill) - wlw (I think Milo said she wouldve tried to romance Raven?)

Alexander (murder mystery oneshot) - bi/pan ("husband, wife, doesnt matter, theyre all getting cucked")

The married mlm couple (Devin and Micah), the other couple I think was there, and the one character who used they/she pronouns (murder mystery oneshot)

Implied:

Edward Twilight (The Suckening) - a creep to everyone regardless of gender

Viv and/or Vex (The Suckening) - identical twins, but separate gender, which means something trans is going on here

Romeo (Mythborne) - "I just wanted to kidnap your dad because hes so hot"

Richard Creep (Monster Control Service) - wanted to fuck the giant blob, which didn't technically have a gender even if he only referred to it with she/her

The mayor (Monster Control Service) - similar monsterfucking reasons as Richard Creep

Edit: Changed up Thanatos's one a bit cause it was phrased a bit bad and added Ezme for the Riptide part

[alexandritefang]

Men and their little brains. It's just so easy to allure them to do whatever you want them to do. There's that little voice in their heads that goes "Yes, master!" everytime a woman speaks. They can't say no, not even when they want to.

[aftgscenes]

Two tweets which COULD MEAN NOTHING- THAT COULD HAVE NO CORRELATION… but I am still looking 👀

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

Did not realize how much I needed petty Lu Guang I’m losing it

(link to translator in image - please give them credit!)

[kissesandarsenic]

Having you fuck me so hard and rough that for all intents and purposes, it looks like you’re the one in control when in reality, you’re anything but.

Sure you might have strength on your side. You might be on top and filling me to breaking point as you thrust into me nice and deep.

But I’m in your fucking head.

You could be teetering on the edge of release but one word from me and your hips will freeze in place and you’ll be left either desperate and aching or worse, ruined.

Sure, you might beg and cry and kick up a fuss. But you’ll listen if you know what’s good for you. As good as fucking Mistress feels, disobeying is never worth it.

You’d have reminders littered across your body, mind and soul to keep you thoroughly in check.

[elene78-blog]

Jeremy and Jean have sex. They experiment in a thousand ways, but it's seven months before Jean fucks Jeremy for the first time.

After that, the lines blur a bit, and everything is crazy. They're delighted, in love, and excited.

Jeremy invites Jean on a trip two years into their relationship. Jeremy wanted to show up with the plane tickets already in his hands as a gift, but he doesn't because he wants Jean to decide where they're going (although Jeremy already knows because he knows Jean).

In France, they rent a house for three weeks and live there quietly, exploring everything. They're wary of paparazzi, but they immerse themselves in local life with crazy enthusiasm (at least on Jeremy's part).

Jeremy is absolutely delighted, trying everything and proudly practicing his French with everyone. They take thousands of photos, send postcards, and buy magnets from every small town. They travel along the French coast with backpacks and return to that house five days later.

Jeremy looks at every little thing with shining eyes. Jean stares at Jeremy openly. Jeremy asks him what he's looking at. Jean doesn't answer, but keeps looking.

When they get back home, they have sex in the entryway, right after they close the door. It's dirty and desperate. Luckily, they have lube in one of their backpacks, and Jean has no trouble lubing Jeremy up before pressing him against the door. Jeremy didn't want to wait, immersed in one of those rare moments when he loses control, but Jean refuses to do anything without lube.

When they're done, they shower lazily and go to bed, exhausted.

Hours later, Jean silently wakes Jeremy.

"Jean?" Jeremy asks.

Jean doesn't answer, but Jeremy knows what he wants when he looks at him like that. He smiles and kisses him. Jean caresses him until the reaction comes.

Jeremy understands when Jean asks him to put his hands on top of his head, grab the headboard, and hold on. Jeremy wants to help and touch Jean, but he knows he shouldn't, so he just watches and flatters him in French.

When Jean mounts him, Jeremy forgets his name and how to speak English. He only speaks French. Jeremy didn't know he could be so eloquent in French. He seems to be saying something silly because Jean laughs at one point, and then he grabs Jeremy's hands on the headboard and keeps them there, firmly gripped, while he does whatever he wants to Jeremy.

Jeremy begs in French because Jean is playing with him. Jean is a huge, muscular French man who could split Jeremy's pelvis if he wanted, the cross bouncing off his chest with every jerk.

Jeremy loves it.

Jeremy could have Jean like this for a lifetime if he weren't just a weak man.

Jean is very, very pleased with Jeremy's pleas, his bright eyes, and his strong body beneath him, bending exactly the way Jean wants, obedient and warm.

Jean lets go of Jeremy's hands and lets himself go, masturbating with one hand while riding him and inserting two fingers between Jeremy's teeth, holding his head against the pillow, gentle but authoritative. He knows Jeremy isn't going to bite him. He never would. Having Jeremy's teeth gently press against his fingers without fear of being bitten does something to him, and Jean allows (because Jeremy asks permission in garbled, erratic French, like the good, magnificent partner he is) Jeremy to grab his hips to help him finish.

When Jean comes, and Jeremy does seconds later, a feeling of liberation like he's never felt in his life courses through Jean's body. He floats on a cloud, dazed, feeling similar to finishing a match as the victor, but infinitely more satisfying. He isn't afraid of falling because he knows Jeremy is there, so he lets himself go quietly and falls asleep with one arm draped over his chest. He can't process what Jeremy says in his own language before closing his eyes.

When they return to California, the change in Jean is noticeable. More open, calmer, more relaxed, as if he'd lost 100 pounds.

When they return to California, Jeremy buys a ring.

[coline7373]

[gojoest]