#Crab People

[spacenoirdetective]

Crabs

[pixiebombblog]

I've updated my Dreughs mod for my Skyrim Creature Series to v2.0 which massively improves the mod, if you're interested in some lore-friendly creature enemy encounters and all sorts of fun things like new summon spells, Dreugh armor (Inigo approves), new alchemy ingredients, and even a few world bosses, check it out! https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/73959

[sparkly-scales]

Okay. So there’s a guy who posts to a fishing group I’m in that sells taxidermy blue crabs. I was scrolling his website and i found this guy! Look at him! Do I need a Wild West cowboy themed taxidermy blue crab with his lil pew pew? No. Do I want a cowboy themed taxidermy blue crab with a little pew pew? Absolutely!

The name of his site is Blue Crab World.

There’s the link. This isn’t sponsored. I just think this is pretty neat!

[roamingberry]

A 3 part series for the SoT cut content "The Underground". Wanted to make this into 1 whole video but had to split it into 3 parts since it kept crashing when trying to render it all fully. 😅

Part 2: https://youtu.be/l6IQ97I8OEk

Part 3: https://youtu.be/x-bzAWF39Ao

[up-side-in-side-out]

In love with the makeover gag from the “South Park is Gay!” episode

Kyle looks so distraught

[stoprobbers]

THANKS FREN

[eternal-horror-and-dread]

You can consult the stars, but like, there not gonna help when the crab people come.

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Neighbourhood Dispute

A mudskipper and a crab have a territorial dispute in Roebuck Bay, Australia. 

by Ofer Levy

Wildlife Photographer of the Year People’s Choice Award

[nattousan]

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌��� i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

[roamingberry]

A SoT cut content video about the Crab People Sewer & Cave battles. 🦀🧑

[cyberdhole2069]

[Vtuber] Red Lobster was the first to fall, right in the middle of Lobsterfest. (Phoenix Point)

[triplecsart]

Cigarettes after sex. Copyright Galt's Conditioning LLC. All Rights Reserved.

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

[desolationlesbian]

I am never inclined to make fun of tumblr's cheesy attempts to make money and generally support them even if you consider them cringe. Websites need money to operate and tumblr needs to find a way to make money consistently or it will cease to exist. I do not want tumblr to cease to exist, and the most common alternative method of making money is to collect and sell all of our personal data, which I do not want either. Websites that can support themselves via people willing to spend $25 bucks to commit to a bit is a sign of a brighter and more sustainable version of the internet.

[emporium]

Crabs Everywhere Socks • $10.00

It’s my pledge that is 2023 we are going to have crabs everywhere. On your devices, on your feet, they’ll be a crab for anything and everybody.

75% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 4% Lycra

Crew Length

Fits Most Feet

Men’s Shoe Size 7 – 12

Women’s Shoe Size 6 – 11