#Crack License

[tridentrans]

family resemblance. or something

[vigilskeep]

“if there’s one thing a crow can do besides killing, it’s treating a wound” goddamnit zevran you were holding out on me AGAIN?

[protoindoeuropean]

from an article about the decline of the station wagon:

"In the time of crisis, with big recession and high inflation, when Americans have already lost hope in the bright future of their economy, Ronald Reagan takes over the leadership of the USA. He introduces an economic policy called "Reaganomics", likes to visit factories and tell jokes about the indecent Russian automotive industry, and at the same time not-so-jokingly drasticaly lowers taxes, deregulates the economy, increases defense spending and fights unions in the public sector. The similarity between him and the current highly positioned state official Elon Musk is great, but there's an important difference – Reagan really knew how to tell jokes."

[clairen-irl]

Hey so like

play mice tea :3

[crystaltoa]

Absolute Looney Tunes behaviour on these guys.

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

Y'know how Edward Cullen has a metric fuck-ton of high-school degrees?

Well, I'm pretty sure that it would be perfectly in character if Adrian Tepes had a similarly sized collection of college degrees.

Thanks to Dracula, our boy is sitting on more generational wealth than he probably knows what to do with, and since his appearance is that of an eternally twenty-something, he'd fit right in with the sleep-deprived academic masses. He likes accruing knowledge, and I can think of no better way than re-attending college every other decade or so for him to stay up to date on current worldly affairs and discoveries.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[sometimesanequine]

i think going fishing would fix me

[ninoochat]

"Les cimetières sont pleins de gens irremplaçables, qui ont tous été remplacés."  Georges Clemenceau

[shellhawk]

Working on the weekend: glazing some SPN license plate cups...

[ghoulodont]

🐌 — @midnight-moth

[motleyfam]

would you be happy to/want to make another bat family fic soon?!!

i need more fics from u ., ur amazing!!

maui melon mint is my FAVVVV batfam fic ever!! it’s sooo funny and you characterise them all so well!!

omg nobody ever says they like maui melon mint best that makes me so happy 😭

[roxannepolice]

I appreciate that doylistly BBC had to balance on a fine line between acknowledging TTC and not resorting to random generation of human faces to avoid lawsuits, which I suppose watsonianly can be explained by the scanner only showing faces the Doctor is aware of...

But I also think it would have been the most insanely funny thing ever if out of nowhere next to transparent blue Tom Baker there appeared

Sean Connery

#TTC=007 #liveandletregenerate #britishmasscultureshapeshiftersunite!

[fiilemade]

You'll never see him coming-

[sillystimmings]

☆ doctor loboto stimboard

x x x / x x / x x x

[jackals-ships]

momther arrived home and taking a look i am FUCKING IMPRESSED. that the damage is extremely minimal, from the outside at least idk about internally,

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

just unfollowed an artist on bsky for a shit ass take and like yeh it's kinda petty but i'm in a bad fucking mood & seeing artists do the whole 'look at me being holier than thou not selling prints of my fanart because i Value The Creators' makes me so pissed off like shut the fuck up lol fanartists making literally pennies from selling their stuff online or at cons or whatever doesn't take shit away from the original creators get the fuck over yourself jfc